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fun fact: according to google, Slovenian for "fuck off" is "odjebi"

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I toggle between two fantasies. I wake up and find out that the orange POS sick fuck is dead or The orange exploding zit has finally been held accountable for all to see, his crimes writ large and there’s hell to pay. Even with all the joy of this creep of all creeps in jail, it seems that we’d all be better off with him being completely gone. Either way, there will still be a Mt. Everest of shit to deal with for years to come.

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Dead gets my vote.

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Dead works for me too I don’t get it why his arteries are still functioning

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It seems that the more decrepit a human is the more like a cockroach they are (sorry for insulting roaches).

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Garden slug. I see NO redeeming features in garden slugs. They just hunch their sluggy selves across the landscape leaving trails of slime.

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Mine too at this point, although a night or two in prison first would work.

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I think the only way to make him vanish is death. If Donny gets presidential immunity, guess what? Who’s president now? Biden. So I guess Biden can order Seal Team 6 to drop it

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Oops. ... to drop a bomb on Maralago while Donny and his sycophants are all there.

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It's a nice visual, but we need to get the underpaid, unpapered staff out of there first!

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I vote for that 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚

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Like I told @JoJoFromJerz earlier, I'm more for prison than putting him someplace where he THINKS he's realizing his dreams (or even dies), because to quote that great moralist Lucifer Morningstar, "There has to be Punishment".

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oh goody-a new word to use!

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Oooh word of the day!

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otvali in Russian. I just had to look it up as I had been reading on Indo-European commonalities in languages.

Funny... I hear Russians yelling "Blyat!" all the time on Youtube and thought it would be Blyat something.

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oh boy, do I have a podcast for you: https://historyofenglishpodcast.com/

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I still like the Italian version:

Vaffanculo😆

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In German it is Fick dich! or Hau ab! or Verpiss dich!

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Let’s don’t forget va foutre!

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If looks could kill!

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I really dislike Melanoma mainly because she has the nerve to spout "birther" bullshit about Obama when she and her family fast-forwarded themselves to money and power in this country through Diaper Donnie!

But, that picture shows her absolute distaste for his ass, and even though I agree with her and laugh every time I see a picture like that, she made her bed and she deserves the shit as well.

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One hundred percent in aggrement. There is something that very few people ever think of, or mention, that she is a daughter and a mom, first you saw the glare and that in my opinion said it all.

Also through out this six year ordeal, have you noticed how she is so protective of her son?

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Thanks, I couldn’t figure it out if it was an acronym

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The first clip of that addled woman who thinks James Woods is playing Joe Biden is all the proof we need more accessible mental health services in this country. Dear God. 🤦‍♀️

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I have to say that’s hilarious made more so by the fact that James Woods is a well known RWNJ in his own right.

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Yes...James is one angry guy. And a true asshole.

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Remember when that actress Shawn someone was dating him and she glued his dick to his leg with Crazy Glue?

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Sean Young. I was working in the same building when her palimony suit was happening.

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You must live out here in CA where the ‘pitchers’ are made using a green screen.

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Lol, I did at the time

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lolz it is mentioned in Snopes, how about that. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/superglue-revenge/

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Lol, I’ve never heard that she did that, but the palimony suit was real.

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Holy shit! Seriously? 🤣🤣

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Yeah, I used to see a lot of famous and/or crazy people back then.

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Are you serious?? Awesome!

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Ouch!!🤣🤣🤣

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That's the most hilariously unhinged part of all!

🤣🤣🤣

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It's probably one of the biggest reasons the GOP doesn't vote to fund mental health. They'd rather keep these folks untreated and delusional since many of them are more likely to cast their ballots in favor of MAGA. Starting with the orange shit for brains at the top and down to rest of the warped gene pool lemmings, the ones who need help the most aren't going to get it.

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Susan: if she was in my office, I would first call her family and then the local mental health hospital

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Sometimes these folks don’t even have family. Or anyone close. What a tragedy 😢

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Wonder where she is getting this crazy shit. My assumption is the internet but i bet it’s from some crazy ass friend because I doubt if she can read. Sad 😞

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It’s probably her church. That’s where my brainwashed relatives get their info. And their marching orders.

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they do a good job at that brainwashing at the church, for sure

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It truly is...never take intellect for granted.

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maybe her preacher, or local neighbors down at the town cafe on the square LOL

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She’s likely licensed to carry,we don’t need no stinking back ground checks !

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Yikes 😳

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Susan, You are being generous and kind in referring to that QAnon Karen as addled, or possibly mentally ill. She is astonishingly, maliciously, stupid. Just WOW. Glad not to be a fly on the wall in her shack.

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I’m from the Midwest-I try to be kind but sometimes I just have to say what I’m really thinking! 😂😂

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She is in a Red State. They wont be available to her.

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yep, and good luck finding a book lying around anywhere..

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I shot some street photos of James Woods and his wife recently, LOL definitely no secret service around him....I disagree with his politics, 100% but parties aside he was shockingly nice and cordial - LOL go figure...

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Yeah, all this but I don’t think Melania hates him the way we do. I hate him SOOOOOOO much more. For instance, I would have slammed the door on his fingers and as he’s lying on the ground spit in his face. For openers.

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I want to see his head on one of those fence spikes in front of the White House. Put beevis & butthead and that shitty robot son in law up there too -- AFTER they get a head start before the lions are set loose to hunt them down. I’d like that entire family to feel the fear, disgust & loathing they deserve. Ivanka can live -- she’s committing self-flagellation already by hanging with Skimmy Kimmy 🤮. But she can only shop at Savers -- she can probably find her own merch in her size lol.

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That seems a little harsh. At least let Ivanka shop at Family Dollar.

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Family Dollar is too upscale. Dollar Twenty Five Tree is more her speed.

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👏🏼👏🏼😆😆

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Bring back the Traitor’s Gate!

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But she also gave him herpes and now Attorney Alina Habba is turning him down.

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I believe she was one of Epstein's offerings.

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He smells like shit....,🚾

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And that’s not hyperbole. It’s been said he has no control of his bowels and let’s to woopers in front of world leaders.

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She is a co-conspirator. She gets no sympathy from me.

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Nor I.

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Neal Neal Neal, why not just tell the driver to drive..........

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I could live for a week on nothing but air and the joy I felt seeing Donny do the walk of shame to the other car after Melania told him to fuck off, omg hahahaha

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The whole story will come out in Melanoma’s book after the old boy dies and her NDAs are no longer in force.

And surely SOMEbody took video. You’ll get to see it, never fear.

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I'm also thinking that the day after he's dead, Ivanka will (finally) admit that she had sex with him. And all the women whose abortions he paid for will come forth. And all the illegitiment kids he sired. Cuz, let's be honest...you know there's more than five of them out there with his DNA.

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Is it just me or does Q’anon Karen have a striking, perhaps familial resemblance to Marge “Spork for brains” Greene 🤨🤔🧐...😂🤣

Dear Jabba the Trump, your “overwhelming victory” in Iowa was just 7.4% of all registered republicans in the state. Enjoy prison shmuck

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A fact totally being ignored by 99% of the main stream media !

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I fully support and approve of this post!! Fucking funny Amber🙌🏽🤭

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“Glitch McConnell” 😂 Hadn’t heard that one yet. 😆

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Twitchy Mitchy freeze frame !

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My favorite of the week is still Bobo saying we should honor MLK by ending woke and DEI. I can’t find the direct quote, but like Alina Habba she cannot fake smart.

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None of them can fake smart, “If you don’t know where you’re going, you can’t get there from here.”

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“to get us back down with our economy,” doesn’t even make sense. She doesn’t know the word inflation. Brilliant English language. “We love the uneducated.”

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I’ve been laughing about that guy coming out of the closet way too much!🤣🤣

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I think it was Dick’s bedroom.

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Same here...who the hell??? I suspect this isnt the last we've heard of this. 😂

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So---EXACTLY---If they think trumpy is still president what the hell are they bitching about!? ODJEBI!

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If he’s still President-why doesn’t he fix the inflation so I can afford a smoothie. And bring back two genders!

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He should Start by washing his ass

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That RWNJ’s carry so many such discordant ideas in their heads -P01135809 is still President but running for a third term which is not allowed; Biden is demented but criminally running a satanic cabal- how can it be possible they function.

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The video of Melania telling Trump to fock off is from a distance, and doesn't show what this photo does, i.e., her furious expression. N-i-i-i-ce....

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Does this mean Stinky Fatso was barred from the after-funeral luncheon? Maybe he didn't care because they served the lunch on plates instead of burger wrappers.

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Seeing those 2 lovebirds demonstrating their undying love for each other... Just warm the cockles of my heart! What do you want to bet that she finds an escape hatch by the end of the year?

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I love Donnie's clenched little fist while Melania tells him to go fuck himself.

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Waahhh! Mommy no wuv humptie , I so sad ,me hate every body!

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Odjebi, Glitch McConnell. Odjebi, DJT. Objedi, DJTJr. Objedi, Greg Abbott. Objedi, Ken Paxton. Objedi, Ted Cruz. Objedi, Lindsey Graham. Objedi, Marco Rubio. Objedi, Ron DeSantis. Objedi, Jim Jordan. Objedi, MTG. Objedi, entire GOP (Government of Putin asswipes).

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Q-Karen should be immediately surrounded by men in white jackets & hauled off to her cell, handcuffed to the metal crib she has to lay on.

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I thought padded cells had padded floors, no cots or chairs.

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Yes that's correct. But I like the idea.

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The GOP freak-out nothing-burger about smoothie prices made me think I’d probably be surprised too since I haven’t had one in years. Didn’t P01135809 think you needed to have id to buy groceries? That was comedy gold.

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Biden drinks smoothies and works out every day. Trump drinks Coke and the farthest he can walk is from the golf cart to the green. Who’s the one too old to serve? Coke-no-exercise

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I think it's more snorts coke lol

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