I will be! I am 81 My father's family live long and care about the world and those living in it. I will still be angry about Trump, the Republicans and those who voted for them!
I am not yet 81, but given that my mom is 91.5, and her mom lived to 99.5, and my dad's sister lived to be 88, and his grandmother lived to be 109, there is a chance that I will make it past 80. I hope so, we are the old parents of a young adult, and would like to see the next generation if there is one. Not Trump's next generation unless they defy their Trump and his beliefs out of shame at how he is portrayed in the history books.
No. I wish for Fat Donnie a long life in a wheelchair, drooling and shitting in a bag and being attended by an immigrant black woman who treats him like a recalcitrant child and laughs at him; Now Mr. Donnie you gots to eat yore puddin’ cup or you can’t watch no tv. Stop that nonsense, I tell you! No hamberders for a week for you , Mr. bad boy!
UnLoved, unvisited, Un thought of and forgotten by the outside World at large. Living alone in an empty Mar a Lardo with a phalanx of parking garage lawyers fighting the myriad of charges brought by Gavin Newsomes Attorney General who is driving a 10 wheel drive Justice Wagon right over his orange Baboon Ass!
Problem with that, is Juvie Delinquent won't 25A him. The #47 Shitbirds will make up some crazy ass story, like Dwumpy signals his policy decisions by blinking his eyelids. The useless media will say, "that's fine." Then it will be a full-on Stephen Miller shit-show of fascism and the limp-dick cowards in Congress won't do a thing about it. Nope, Shit-in-pants has to die. I have my own wishes on how he goes, but I'll settle for dead is dead.
At the end of the day I won’t be mad if he just drops the Fuck Dead 💀, I don’t care How.
But I’m still favoring a face first tumble down the stairs of AF One, face planting on the edge of each step. I want him to Look like one of his beloved hamberders, but raw and fresh ground instead of burnt to a cinder as he prefers.
OK, all that but I also need him to have a lot of physical pain, all day every day that no medication will alleviate, to retaliate for the mental anguish he's putting us through every freaking day.
My father lived to 98. I won't live that long. I inherited diabetes from Mom's side of the family. On Mom's side one cousin stroked out at 34 years old. Two uncles and grandmother died from diabetes
Dad's side lived long. His father lived to 97. Dad really wanted to outlive him and did. Dad had an aunt who was record setting. She lived to 113 but was totally blind by then.
I’m seriously cutting back on social media myself.
It’s really bad for our physical and especially our mental health and it’s almost all connected to the evil tech broligarchs. My psychiatric counselor told me that I should limit myself to four hours a day; Two hours after each hour long outdoor walk. Jeff is one of the few people that I follow on SubStack now. Even SubStack has become overwhelming.
I’m retired, but will try to do my part by not spending $, unless in a locally owned, independent business. I also plan to use cash instead of a credit card.
My mom was Trump bashing on Facebook when she was 98. She died 4 days shy of her 99th birthday in 2023. I'm pretty sure he's the reason she stopped taking all her meds and died. But if she were still here? Boy howdy, she'd be burning up the internet with fire and brimstone.
THIS JUST IN: here's Saturday's stupid. today is Bobby Brainworms' birthday, and the Dept of Health and Human Services gave him a cake made of steak. apparently, at ten o'clock in the morning.
There was a family from New York who went hunting wild pigs here in the Ozarks a few years ago. They have pretty much eliminated trichinosis from farm raised pigs. But this family cooked a shoulder roast rare. They all ended up in the hospital with wormy brains.
BTW, what a perfectly heinous picture of this deranged individual. Crazy as a fucking loon. I was just watching One Battle After Another, and it made me wonder if Sean Penn could play him on SNL.
C'mon, you guys, I'm still only on my second cup of coffee (slept in a bit), and I ran out of (pasteurized) milk, so I'm already struggling here after reading about the joys of eating RAW CHICKEN! <gag> But I do hope it'll catch on with the MAGAts, no matter how you spell it.
Jeff-You crack me up. "I Shit You Not" has been the title of my upcoming book that I haven't written yet. It's about the foibles and bullcrap that I as a middle school principal dealt with on a daily basis. Soooo much ammo over the years.
My husband taught in middle school for years. I'm sure you have some interesting stories. In fact, the current administration must seem very familiar to you.
VAX NOT — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told USA Today that he hasn’t taken a flu shot since 2005. Why? He believes it might have caused his spasmodic dysphonia, the condition that strained his voice. “Do I know whether that was caused by my annual flu shot? I have no idea,” Kennedy said. “It’s a possibility. It’s a potential culprit that I cannot rule out. I can’t prove it.”
Yeah, haven’t you heard? The war on protein is over. 🙄 By which they mean beef, I guess. I mean, it’s not like Americans don’t already eat more protein than almost any other nation.
Rep. Don Bacon said: "And just on the weird chance he’s serious about invading Greenland, I want to let him know it will probably be the end of his presidency. Most Republicans know this is immoral and wrong, and we’re going to stand up against it…. I think it would lead to impeachment. Invading an ally…is a high crime and a misdemeanor.”
I mean, "Probably" end his presidency?
The GOP may have a line after all. It's a weak dotted line (also one of Speaker Mike 'Lil' Johnson's nicknames) around Greenland. In the meantime, a President participating in the trafficking, raping, and abuse of children is fine. Masked and untrained cosplay troops maiming and murdering in U.S. cities is fine. Declaring war on Venezuela or bombing Iran without Congressional authorization -sure. State-sponsored kidnapping is fine. Disregard of court orders is fine. Eviscerating barely affordable access to care is cool. Pardons for sale is good business. Betraying our allies -no problem. Destroying public health -great.
But it's comforting to know that seizing countries, particularly soon to be former NATO allies would "probably" be the end of his presidency. You know what else would end his presidency (along with everyone else)? Nuclear war and subsequent nuclear winter.
So yes, while Rep. Bacon is sizzling when he says impeachment, I find the word "probably" underscores the fecklessness of the entire GOP.
Ok, it's like Rep Bacon has a single ball. But meanwhile, he is not running for congress again this year, and he is strongly pro Ukraine. Has he done anything to help Ukraine while T manipulated congress to delay aid while Biden was president pretending that we needed to have a strong border policy first? Then, for this year T followed Putin's directive to keep fiddlefarting around until winter came again. So that Putin could take out energy plants and the citizens are freezing in 0 degree temps. We have seen this unfolding in real time. Like watching a train wreck. Feeling infuriated and helpless. But Don Bacon is NOT helpless. He's a Republican member of congress. DO SOMETHING!!
I saw this statement too. So, hey, Bacon, it seems a foregone conclusion that the US will, indeed, invade. So what will you cowards do to avoid getting to this point? You have no plan. Terrified pu**ies.
Funny, my 85 year old mother and I were discussing this very thing this morning. Like almost word for word. I was wondering what topped being in the Epstein files…
I'm saving this list of Trump's Top Sins. There are hundreds more, but any one of these would have been a career-killer ten years ago. Great comment, George.
Thank you Mark -and yes -there are so many corrupt and illegal acts -and people already (and accurately) accuse me of writing lengthy articles -good thing we have large database storage capabilities these days.
I'd like to remind everyone that we MUST play by Portland rules. Absolutely no violence, threats, or intimidation. Sing, dance, organize a naked bike ride, but don't give the fascists license to invoke the Insurrection Act. (Admittedly, Minneapolis is a wee bit chilly for a naked bike ride. )
Yes, it’s my favorite speech of his. Dr. King was murdered when I was in high school. I am amazed at how few people realize he was killed by a white supremacist. Hampton Sides wrote a book about the hunt for the assassin, “ Hellhound On His Trail.”
That is one of my favorite books, and I reread it every year. It's really well done and told me stuff I didn't know (I was born 5 years after the assassination). Ray's time on the run and ultimate capture was something I totally didn't know.
I'd also like to point out that in Texas, we all celebrate Confederate Heroes Day which, coincidentally, lands on Dr. King's birthday this year. It's so warped.
🧊 out in force on metro Phoenix. Arresting our Native Americans, Navaho members going to work. Arresting our Latino population for the crime of driving and being Brown.. This is absurd.. this crew just doesn’t care about wrecking lives, wrecking our local economy.
It is their entire raison d e’tre. All about the cruelty.
I plan to Live long enough to see everyone of these Shitbirds in the Docket at Leavenworth the minute this Shit show ends and responsible adults have a workable plan to dish out some Justice on these hubristic mouth breathing Cretins!
No Merrick Garland , Slow Joe or Chuckie Schoomer slow mover types need apply!
It would certainly fit their level of Stupidity to do that very thing. We’ve actually already done it to them earlier back in 1898. Dole needed more land to plant more Pineapples so of course McKinley bent over for the oligarch.
As all of my community knows..it all comes down to the Jews… After the government demands from U of Penn to submit the contact information on all Jews attending and the profs and teachers.. well, this is only the beginning… and folks are asking me if I have a travel bag packed…🤮
Fun fact: Clostridium perfringens causes what is known as gas gangrene, where your tissues turn necrotic, necessitating excision/amputation or death. A bacterial metaphor for MAGAts
no doubt. sexual abuse isn't gay action, rape is about control, but I'd bet any amount of money it's in there & probably not as easily passed off as "liking them on the younger side".
Well, we already KNOW that he PAID OFF *AT LEAST* THREE LITTLE BOYS THAT HE RAPED, along w/ all the LITTLE GIRLS, supplied to him by Epstein. That's a matter of PUBLIC RECORD.
If Joe Biden had forgotten Machado's name it would've been a week-long crisis.
Also LOL she left with a gift bag after giving him a ticky tacky frame containing her Nobel medal and the pricktator forgot her name? OMG that's amazing! So yet another person who thinks they're going to win by debasing themselves for the pricktator. It's absolutely amazing.
Hey isn't it funny how many times you see 'Christian' conservatives defending Hitler? That's really weird innit?
What’s crazy about this meme, besides Brian May being in it, is do the maggats really think Charlie would be playing guitar in heaven with a gay man who died of AIDS and fronted band called Queen?
Not only was the Chuckster a time traveler, but he, along with many of his fellow time travelers, have succeeded in taking the rest of us all the way back to 1930s Germany.
I think he meant random stops of Black people. Speaking of which, i read a piece about how a newspaper (maybe the nyt but I’m not positive) pulled traffic citations in some city and it turned out that after dark, the number of stops of Black drivers fell off the cliff. ‘Shocking,’ said absolutely no one.
It’s known that one of the factors that led to the fall of the Roman Empire was their use of lead water pipes, causing sterility and death. So keep eating raw chicken MAGA and wash it down with a big glass of raw milk.
This right here is what I pay for: “then, as the raccoons that live inside his bug dumb pumpkin head chewed through all the wires, the fucking idiot rambled nonsensically from one subject to the next.”
Seriously. That’s just perfectly said. Perfectly described. Giving us a reason to laugh in this shittiest timeline ever is so beautiful, Uncle Jeff. Thanks, man. 👏🏻💜🤣👏🏻💜🤣
also happy birthday to my mom, who turns 93 today. (don't go looking for her, she's not on social media)
I’m not planning to be on social media if I hit 93 either. Happy birthday to Mom.
I'm not planning to be sentient by the time I hit 93. I'll be amazed if I make it to 80.
75 even.
I hope to live long enough to see life AT - after tRump
I hope to live long enough to see him dead.
My health is failing almost as fast as his, so I'll be happy to see him imprisoned. No parole.
I will be! I am 81 My father's family live long and care about the world and those living in it. I will still be angry about Trump, the Republicans and those who voted for them!
You are my soul mate.
I am not yet 81, but given that my mom is 91.5, and her mom lived to 99.5, and my dad's sister lived to be 88, and his grandmother lived to be 109, there is a chance that I will make it past 80. I hope so, we are the old parents of a young adult, and would like to see the next generation if there is one. Not Trump's next generation unless they defy their Trump and his beliefs out of shame at how he is portrayed in the history books.
No. I wish for Fat Donnie a long life in a wheelchair, drooling and shitting in a bag and being attended by an immigrant black woman who treats him like a recalcitrant child and laughs at him; Now Mr. Donnie you gots to eat yore puddin’ cup or you can’t watch no tv. Stop that nonsense, I tell you! No hamberders for a week for you , Mr. bad boy!
UnLoved, unvisited, Un thought of and forgotten by the outside World at large. Living alone in an empty Mar a Lardo with a phalanx of parking garage lawyers fighting the myriad of charges brought by Gavin Newsomes Attorney General who is driving a 10 wheel drive Justice Wagon right over his orange Baboon Ass!
Humiliated and ignored.
Fuck him Seven ways from Sunday!!
Problem with that, is Juvie Delinquent won't 25A him. The #47 Shitbirds will make up some crazy ass story, like Dwumpy signals his policy decisions by blinking his eyelids. The useless media will say, "that's fine." Then it will be a full-on Stephen Miller shit-show of fascism and the limp-dick cowards in Congress won't do a thing about it. Nope, Shit-in-pants has to die. I have my own wishes on how he goes, but I'll settle for dead is dead.
At the end of the day I won’t be mad if he just drops the Fuck Dead 💀, I don’t care How.
But I’m still favoring a face first tumble down the stairs of AF One, face planting on the edge of each step. I want him to Look like one of his beloved hamberders, but raw and fresh ground instead of burnt to a cinder as he prefers.
OK, all that but I also need him to have a lot of physical pain, all day every day that no medication will alleviate, to retaliate for the mental anguish he's putting us through every freaking day.
You paint the loveliest of scenes.
I pass by AF One every day it’s in Palm Beach so it’s an easy fantasy for me.
No. Out of sight, out of action, is out of mind! We will all be mentally healthier for not having a reason to think of the evil dude!
Eugenics diet plan Kennedy is offering , no one will make it to retirement age Kay…
My father lived to 98. I won't live that long. I inherited diabetes from Mom's side of the family. On Mom's side one cousin stroked out at 34 years old. Two uncles and grandmother died from diabetes
Some times a long life is not something to be wished for. Like right now!
But I am determined to outlive the Orange Asshole and see him face some meaningful punishment for once in his Life!
I just want to live long enough to piss on his grave
My dad died at 57, mom at 87. The odds are not in my favor for 93.
Dad's side lived long. His father lived to 97. Dad really wanted to outlive him and did. Dad had an aunt who was record setting. She lived to 113 but was totally blind by then.
I’m seriously cutting back on social media myself.
It’s really bad for our physical and especially our mental health and it’s almost all connected to the evil tech broligarchs. My psychiatric counselor told me that I should limit myself to four hours a day; Two hours after each hour long outdoor walk. Jeff is one of the few people that I follow on SubStack now. Even SubStack has become overwhelming.
I walk my queen twice a day and do puzzles as well as other things. I zip in and out but don’t spend nearly the time I used to.
Happy birthday Mrs Tiedrich--DONT LET THE DICTATOR FORGET RENEE!!!
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I’m retired, but will try to do my part by not spending $, unless in a locally owned, independent business. I also plan to use cash instead of a credit card.
I have to go to the dentist. At 3:30. Is that okay
Yes
TY
😅😂🤣
93! Wow! Happy birthday indeed!
Happy birthday to your mom!
Happy Birthday to our moms! my mom’s birthday also is today . She’s 95. She’s not on social media either, and she loves Mel Brooks’ movies.
Happy95th Birthday to your Mom Karen.
Thanks! We had Dairy Queen ice cream cake. She loves that, too’🎂
Aw that’s lovely. Glad Ye’d All a Good day.
Happy Birthday Jeff’s Mom 93 Wow! (And to The Great First Lady Michelle Obama)
Great article Jeff. The fucking idiot is excelling even himself in stupidity. He’s a Worldwide Embarrassment! 💚
Is that WWE? I like it.
Happy Birthday to your Mom and she's a wise woman regarding " social " media? 😄
Happy Birthday to Jeff’s Mom, a very proud mother, I’m sure!
Happy Birthday to the woman who raised you right!
My mom was Trump bashing on Facebook when she was 98. She died 4 days shy of her 99th birthday in 2023. I'm pretty sure he's the reason she stopped taking all her meds and died. But if she were still here? Boy howdy, she'd be burning up the internet with fire and brimstone.
Moms are AWESOME! And don’t get nearly enough credit for all they do. Happy Birthday Mom! Have a great one!
Happy Birthday 🎂 to your mom🎉
Happy 93rd to your Mom ! ! !
Happy birthday Jeff's Mom.
In honor of this event, Jeff, We crafted the Wendle on our front page.
Also,
The week ended not great.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-week-ended-sucking-but-we-had-positives
Tell your mom happy fuckin' brthday, and we're happy she hasn't gone fuckity-bye. But be sincere. :) (My own mom is 83.)
Grandma Bacon lived to 107. Born in 1893 and she crossed over the rainbow bridge in 2000. Still miss her to this day...love you always Grandma!
happiest of birthdays to your mom, clearly, she done good
THIS JUST IN: here's Saturday's stupid. today is Bobby Brainworms' birthday, and the Dept of Health and Human Services gave him a cake made of steak. apparently, at ten o'clock in the morning.
I shit you not.
https://x.com/SecKennedy/status/2012543463791677698
Why not raw chicken?
ok, I lol'd
Yeah, how about a raw meatloaf of raw chicken and raw pork. A touch of trichinosis will add some long lasting effects to all the others
There was a family from New York who went hunting wild pigs here in the Ozarks a few years ago. They have pretty much eliminated trichinosis from farm raised pigs. But this family cooked a shoulder roast rare. They all ended up in the hospital with wormy brains.
So RFK has company?
wash it down with some raw milk …
mmmm good
Yummm.... tasty! 🧠🪱
Me too!😂
The use of heat to destroy lethal bacteria is so woke. Gnaw on, MAGA.
Cooking is geh!!
Cooking is only for radical leftist lunatics.
That’s the story, Mary! Let’s tell them cooked chicken is GAY! Munchy munch munch on the sliced raw goodness!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comment I've read today! Thanks!
When is Chic Filet coming out with the sandwich?!
Please. 😂
This is how you get brain worms.
And nourish them. Gaaaaah!!!
Ahahahhahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We're all Hawaiians now. (Visit Kawai sometime.)
I’ve visited Kaua’i many times. In fact, going again in March. Such a lovely island.
If cooking to eliminate pathogens is too woke, and MAGAts believe this, good for them! Their reign won’t last long.
Or raw whale? Or raw bear?
And raw milk to wash it down.
Raw eggs, the best part of throwing up.
That was a fuckin' missed opportunity!
🤣🤣🤣You get a prize for that one Stephanie🏆🥇
Because it's raw duck.
Ok, I'll take my Marx Bros jokes home with me now.
Vy not goose or chick'n?
POINTS to you Stephanie! <3
Yes, indeed!
😂😂😂😂😂
I once had a waitress how I’d like my chicken. I suggested “cooked.” She didn’t get it. (smh …)
Hold the toast.
But not the waffles!
Wish it was raw chicken
great minds think alike
Then maybe he can join Charlie Kirk’s heavenly band and Brian May can go home
Good one Barbara! Save our Brian May!
🤣🤣🤣
splashed with gravy from sewage filled Rock Creek Park...
That might have an interesting effect with his random boron, mercury and bromine injections.
😂
Kathleen, “gravy” you made me gag with your gag bluhk.
sorry puke jokes are just too easy. 🤮🤮🤮
And cat shit stuffing.😂😂
Gave me a coughing attack from laughing so hard...OMG. Golden (not from cooking, certainly!) comment.
Feline insurrection!😂😂😂😂
Remind me to NEVER come to your house for T-giving!
😂😂😂
🤢
I swear Kathleen, you literally gave me the shivers! Eeeew🤢
BTW, what a perfectly heinous picture of this deranged individual. Crazy as a fucking loon. I was just watching One Battle After Another, and it made me wonder if Sean Penn could play him on SNL.
💀💀💀
Penn had a real boner in the movie-
Dumbfuck Donny could only wish for
😂😂
With or without worms? His brain worm may like some company…
C'mon, you guys, I'm still only on my second cup of coffee (slept in a bit), and I ran out of (pasteurized) milk, so I'm already struggling here after reading about the joys of eating RAW CHICKEN! <gag> But I do hope it'll catch on with the MAGAts, no matter how you spell it.
Looks like Ivermectin might now actually be needed to de-worm humans, not just livestock.
Ivermectin is the pesticide prescribed for chiggers. How do I know this? Don’t ask, but it worked.
You wrote the "C" word.
🤣
Jeff-You crack me up. "I Shit You Not" has been the title of my upcoming book that I haven't written yet. It's about the foibles and bullcrap that I as a middle school principal dealt with on a daily basis. Soooo much ammo over the years.
I worked for many years in a high school office. Shit happens you couldn't make up.
The biggest problem was the parents...agree?
As a former long-term special education teacher, I concur!
Don't get me started on my stories...too many to share
I hear ya, Jennifer C!
My husband taught in middle school for years. I'm sure you have some interesting stories. In fact, the current administration must seem very familiar to you.
Haha! Although I didn't lead like this crazy admin. "leads". My biggest challenges were from the parents. Cuckoo!
My mom's favorite saying was, "I shit you not!" Haven't heard it in years so thanks!
I love it!!!
Just read in POLITICO:
VAX NOT — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told USA Today that he hasn’t taken a flu shot since 2005. Why? He believes it might have caused his spasmodic dysphonia, the condition that strained his voice. “Do I know whether that was caused by my annual flu shot? I have no idea,” Kennedy said. “It’s a possibility. It’s a potential culprit that I cannot rule out. I can’t prove it.”
Perhaps he should rest his voice for the rest of his life, just in case.
yes yes
Might it not have been heroin or booze? The Kennedy Curse plagues the rest of us too. 😡
I think he was dropped on his head as a child. I can't prove it, but I cannot rule it out.
uh....Okaaay, RFK.
I hope it was raw…and old…very old. Why not a raw turduckin as a chaser?
Yeah, haven’t you heard? The war on protein is over. 🙄 By which they mean beef, I guess. I mean, it’s not like Americans don’t already eat more protein than almost any other nation.
Whether it’s a diet of pure steak, raw chicken (seasoned or not) or raw milk topped off by no vaccines, the Darwin Awards are ready to be distributed.
As Marie Antoinette would say: Let the arteries clog.
Raw chicken would’ve been a better choice
Bet Ye it was RAW…🤢🤢
i hope sprinkled with neuro toxins and blue cheese
Happy Birthday to your mom, Jeff! 🎉✨️🎈
And as far as Bobby Brainworms' birthday cake, I really, REALLY hope it was uncooked and full of mad-cow disease, oh pleeeease... 😅 🎃🙏🏿
Rancid and raw, I hope.
Thank you Jeff. I do have a nominee.
Rep. Don Bacon said: "And just on the weird chance he’s serious about invading Greenland, I want to let him know it will probably be the end of his presidency. Most Republicans know this is immoral and wrong, and we’re going to stand up against it…. I think it would lead to impeachment. Invading an ally…is a high crime and a misdemeanor.”
I mean, "Probably" end his presidency?
The GOP may have a line after all. It's a weak dotted line (also one of Speaker Mike 'Lil' Johnson's nicknames) around Greenland. In the meantime, a President participating in the trafficking, raping, and abuse of children is fine. Masked and untrained cosplay troops maiming and murdering in U.S. cities is fine. Declaring war on Venezuela or bombing Iran without Congressional authorization -sure. State-sponsored kidnapping is fine. Disregard of court orders is fine. Eviscerating barely affordable access to care is cool. Pardons for sale is good business. Betraying our allies -no problem. Destroying public health -great.
But it's comforting to know that seizing countries, particularly soon to be former NATO allies would "probably" be the end of his presidency. You know what else would end his presidency (along with everyone else)? Nuclear war and subsequent nuclear winter.
So yes, while Rep. Bacon is sizzling when he says impeachment, I find the word "probably" underscores the fecklessness of the entire GOP.
Ok, it's like Rep Bacon has a single ball. But meanwhile, he is not running for congress again this year, and he is strongly pro Ukraine. Has he done anything to help Ukraine while T manipulated congress to delay aid while Biden was president pretending that we needed to have a strong border policy first? Then, for this year T followed Putin's directive to keep fiddlefarting around until winter came again. So that Putin could take out energy plants and the citizens are freezing in 0 degree temps. We have seen this unfolding in real time. Like watching a train wreck. Feeling infuriated and helpless. But Don Bacon is NOT helpless. He's a Republican member of congress. DO SOMETHING!!
"[P]robably" the end of his presidency.
"Most Republicans know this is immoral and wrong, . . ."
"I think it would lead to impeachment."
Not very definitive, is he?
Yes. Very similar to Susan Collins-speak. Jello nailed firmly to a tree.
Oh dear, perhaps we should be concerned.
George: But she is always “concerned” -
So true. Her concerns are stored in the bucket marked “Thoughts, prayers, and concerns”.
LOL!
But will the rethugs really do the right thing?!
If you have to ask ..
Maybe, if you wear a suit and ask nicely.
And apologize.
I saw this statement too. So, hey, Bacon, it seems a foregone conclusion that the US will, indeed, invade. So what will you cowards do to avoid getting to this point? You have no plan. Terrified pu**ies.
Exactly. No one is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves.
ExactlyitHotMK
Nailed it George! And all the republican’’ts will join in with a rousing chorus of “Yes, we don’t think that would be a good idea”.
So brave are they!
And as they are swirling around the drain of extinction they’ll be shouting “BUT HER EMAILS!” “BEN GAZI!” “SLEEPY JOE!”
“DAMN THE TRUTH (whatever that is) WE WERE RIGHT!”…
dead right
Let’s go, Brandon!
And of course, "Real Men Wear Diapers"!
Well said.
Funny, my 85 year old mother and I were discussing this very thing this morning. Like almost word for word. I was wondering what topped being in the Epstein files…
I'm saving this list of Trump's Top Sins. There are hundreds more, but any one of these would have been a career-killer ten years ago. Great comment, George.
Thank you Mark -and yes -there are so many corrupt and illegal acts -and people already (and accurately) accuse me of writing lengthy articles -good thing we have large database storage capabilities these days.
I'd like to remind everyone that we MUST play by Portland rules. Absolutely no violence, threats, or intimidation. Sing, dance, organize a naked bike ride, but don't give the fascists license to invoke the Insurrection Act. (Admittedly, Minneapolis is a wee bit chilly for a naked bike ride. )
Agreed. Remember whose birthday it is on Monday, and how he prevailed.
I just listened to the entire ‘Mountaintop’ speech given by Dr. King this morning. It gave me chills. It was his last speech
Yes, it’s my favorite speech of his. Dr. King was murdered when I was in high school. I am amazed at how few people realize he was killed by a white supremacist. Hampton Sides wrote a book about the hunt for the assassin, “ Hellhound On His Trail.”
That is one of my favorite books, and I reread it every year. It's really well done and told me stuff I didn't know (I was born 5 years after the assassination). Ray's time on the run and ultimate capture was something I totally didn't know.
James Earl Ray was captured on the day RFK was buried, and I think the pre-cable news cycle couldn’t cover it properly. That was a terrible year.
Thanks! Just requested the book from the library.
I'd also like to point out that in Texas, we all celebrate Confederate Heroes Day which, coincidentally, lands on Dr. King's birthday this year. It's so warped.
Surprised Shitler hasn't renamed MLK Day as MILK Day.
We’d just change it to Harvey MILK Day!
But didnt the orange shit stain decommission the Naval ship named after Milk? He got one look at it floating there and had a conniption fit!!
You think Laura!
They're going to do it anyway. So fuck it!
I'd like to think that even more people would be outraged or at least alienated if Shitler acted against peaceful protest.
🧊 out in force on metro Phoenix. Arresting our Native Americans, Navaho members going to work. Arresting our Latino population for the crime of driving and being Brown.. This is absurd.. this crew just doesn’t care about wrecking lives, wrecking our local economy.
They wreck lives with glee, so strong is their hatred and bigotry
It is their entire raison d e’tre. All about the cruelty.
I plan to Live long enough to see everyone of these Shitbirds in the Docket at Leavenworth the minute this Shit show ends and responsible adults have a workable plan to dish out some Justice on these hubristic mouth breathing Cretins!
No Merrick Garland , Slow Joe or Chuckie Schoomer slow mover types need apply!
Do these moron Feds even know the meaning of NATIVE, as in Native American? And they can't ask Vampire Miller. He doesn't care.
These dopes weren’t sure Hawaii was a real state, so…no.
My sister in law once asked what currency do they use there (Hawaii) and she is definitely a GOPer.
Are they going to round up native Hawaiians next? They are kinda brown.
It would certainly fit their level of Stupidity to do that very thing. We’ve actually already done it to them earlier back in 1898. Dole needed more land to plant more Pineapples so of course McKinley bent over for the oligarch.
Not much different from what’s happening now.
Miller should be careful. They are now promoting, "Hitler wasnt such a bad guy." revisionist history. Trump just might need a scape goat.
As all of my community knows..it all comes down to the Jews… After the government demands from U of Penn to submit the contact information on all Jews attending and the profs and teachers.. well, this is only the beginning… and folks are asking me if I have a travel bag packed…🤮
Smart.
I’m guessing Miller will find himself at The Hague…
Leavenworth. Or Guantanamo. Either one works for me if I get to pick the Prosecutor!
No
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Fucked up. 😡
Maybe the lawyer for the man accused of Kirk's assasination should argue that he's not guilty because Kirk is only dead *in this dimension.*
Excellent defense and probably unique under the law.
Touché Martha!
Fun fact: Clostridium perfringens causes what is known as gas gangrene, where your tissues turn necrotic, necessitating excision/amputation or death. A bacterial metaphor for MAGAts
Be kinda tricky to amputate or excise the entire digestive tract. Maybe it would be better to simply amputate the head before wasting a chicken.
lol !!!! 😂
Completely true!
lolz!
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Lol!!!!
"loyal MAGA super-patriots, help me out. jacking off two invisible giraffes, is that gay?"
No, that's animal husbandry.
But Trump is on his knees jacking off Putin and Netanyahu, and THAT'S gay.
I think you mean 'beastiality', because 'husbandry' means you raise and take care of animals.
Reminds me of the Tom Lehrer line about the man who practiced animal husbandry "until they caught him at it one day."
Ha Ha!
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He's extracting semen to fertilize giraffe ova?
I believe there must be some gay action in the Trumpstein files and that's why they won't be released. Magats would accept murder but not gay acts.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/style/gay-men-trump-administration-republicans.html
MAGA accepts lots of gay. Remember, hypocrisy is their blood sport. Similar to the Vatican.
Firewall!
no doubt. sexual abuse isn't gay action, rape is about control, but I'd bet any amount of money it's in there & probably not as easily passed off as "liking them on the younger side".
Supposedly he's paid off parents of two preteen boys. Supposedly.
THREE.
If we could just sic 'Candace!' on to this!
Well, we already KNOW that he PAID OFF *AT LEAST* THREE LITTLE BOYS THAT HE RAPED, along w/ all the LITTLE GIRLS, supplied to him by Epstein. That's a matter of PUBLIC RECORD.
Been enjoying this thought for a long time Arne, blowing Bubba is a curious notion that Bannon and Putin have knowledge of!
I thought it was wifery.
If Joe Biden had forgotten Machado's name it would've been a week-long crisis.
Also LOL she left with a gift bag after giving him a ticky tacky frame containing her Nobel medal and the pricktator forgot her name? OMG that's amazing! So yet another person who thinks they're going to win by debasing themselves for the pricktator. It's absolutely amazing.
Hey isn't it funny how many times you see 'Christian' conservatives defending Hitler? That's really weird innit?
hitler, a baptized catholic sometimes claimed to be acting as God's agent.
Has Stephen Miller found Jesus yet?
It's a Repub requirement to run for office!
Is he a member of Jews for Jesus?
Like AG Sulzberger and Joseph Khan, he is a Jew for Hitler
Quite!
Two things: Every accusation is a confession and T💩p is on every page of the Epstein files.
Sir. Brian. May. Is. NOT. Dead.
Very much alive. Even after his recent stroke he’s playing while continuing to recover. Prognosis is very good.
👍👍I didn't know that he had a stroke.
What’s crazy about this meme, besides Brian May being in it, is do the maggats really think Charlie would be playing guitar in heaven with a gay man who died of AIDS and fronted band called Queen?
That’s my favorite part.
Ditto Dana!
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/style/gay-men-trump-administration-republicans.html
Very possible
It was an excellent trolling
Not only was the Chuckster a time traveler, but he, along with many of his fellow time travelers, have succeeded in taking the rest of us all the way back to 1930s Germany.
I think Candace is just trying to look like she’s lost every marble so the Macrons pity her and go away.
She *HAS* lost whatever fucking marble(s) she ever had
Insanity plea for libel?🤔😂
BOOM!
". . .random nig stops"
WTF???
Yeah. How vile can they possibly be?! 😡🤬💔🇺🇸
I didn't even understand what the f___ he was saying.
I think he meant random stops of Black people. Speaking of which, i read a piece about how a newspaper (maybe the nyt but I’m not positive) pulled traffic citations in some city and it turned out that after dark, the number of stops of Black drivers fell off the cliff. ‘Shocking,’ said absolutely no one.
No, he means a random Black judge is stopping Dumb Antichrist from doing all the cruelties he's been wanting.
That stopped me in my tracks. WTF with these vile demons?
It’s known that one of the factors that led to the fall of the Roman Empire was their use of lead water pipes, causing sterility and death. So keep eating raw chicken MAGA and wash it down with a big glass of raw milk.
Urineade in the summer.😂😂
We had ICE raid a neighborhood in my county on Thursday. Of course they’re in town. Today governor Abigail Spanberger is inaugurated.
This right here is what I pay for: “then, as the raccoons that live inside his bug dumb pumpkin head chewed through all the wires, the fucking idiot rambled nonsensically from one subject to the next.”
Seriously. That’s just perfectly said. Perfectly described. Giving us a reason to laugh in this shittiest timeline ever is so beautiful, Uncle Jeff. Thanks, man. 👏🏻💜🤣👏🏻💜🤣
Thank you, Susie!!! Perfectly said. And thank you, Uncle Jeff!