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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

wait, we have Saturday's entry —

"One Rock The Country Date Has Been Completely Cancelled

South Carolina's ears are saved from all this MAGA slop."

https://metalinjection.net/news/one-rock-the-country-date-has-been-completely-cancelled?sfnsn=mo

"The Kid Rock-led Rock The Country Festival has suffered another setback, with its July 25–26 stop in Anderson, SC officially canceled due to what organizers are calling 'unforeseen circumstances.' No word on how universally acclaimed songwriting genius Kid Rock will blame everyone else for this, but I'm sure it's happening as we speak."

Brad Yazell's avatar

Unforeseen circumstances = no ticket sales

Linda Weide's avatar

Wondering how many people are going to watch the MAGA half time show during the football stadium after Trump has given Bad Bunny such a build up. I am betting that people would rather watch BAD BUNNY. I know that there are watch parties planned all over Chicago.

I expect that we will be hearing chants of NO ICE during the football game too, so if those football players know what is good for them, they are not going to be making any declarations of support for ICE. Posting a pro ICE statement on social media led a teacher in Chicago's suburbs to resign. While I read about it on WBEZ, I see that The Times of India is reporting on it too.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/chicago-teacher-placed-on-leave-over-pro-ice-facebook-post-sparks-community-backlash/articleshow/127640655.cms

However, that story is missing the piece where after withdrawing his submission and being placed on administrative leave while it was being investigated he went back to resigning and his resignation was accepted. I assume this was a negotiated resignation. He might not have felt safe any more. There is a lot of anger about ICE in Chicago and surrounding communities. Pressure is also being put on the Cook County States attorney to do something about ICE agents who violate the law as well.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/city-hall/2026/02/03/mayor-brandon-johnson-executive-order-accountability-ice-agents-operation-midway-blitz-states-attorney-eileen-oneill-burke

Maui Wahine's avatar

I usually donʻt watch the Superbowl but Iʻll be watching for Bad Bunny and Green Day. Green Day is already performing anti-ICE music. Wouldnʻt it be great if the fans all shouted Ice Out .....

arne link's avatar

I'm hoping that the crowd will start a F**K Ice chant. I will jump up and join them. Too sad that the American athletes were booed at the Olympics. That is on our disgusting pig of a president.

Jill Palethorpe's avatar

I thought the crowd was booing Vance which is not sad at all.

barb's avatar

I read that while there was a little bit of jeering the crowds mostly cheered for the US athletes. The booing was reserved for the universally disliked creep Vance.

PTW's avatar

They were cheering the athletes---but the booing started when they showed Usha and JD on the big screen at the stadium. (Jake Paul, "boxer" and "MAGA influencer" was sitting with them, too, but I doubt in Italy knows who he is.)

J Glaspie's avatar

The athletes were cheered, then Vance was booed. The commentator called it as it happened.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Shinedown, Morgan Wade, Carter Faith, and Creed all pulled out of performing. Good for them. Respect.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Wait. Kid Rock is a “universally acclaimed songwriting genius”?? 🤣 In what universe? Def not mine!

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

I'm guessing he'll get the Medal of Freedom soon.

Mary Hall's avatar

No one ever sat in their driveway waiting for a Kid Rock song to finish.

PTW's avatar

The writer of the linked article was being sarcastic.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Well of course they were!

PTW's avatar

Sorry. I couldn't detect from your original post that **you** were being sarcastic, too. Oooops!!! I contend somebody needs to invent a SARCASM font.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

That’s actually a fantastic idea! I sometimes have trouble deciding if people are being serious or not. Usually they’re not, on this Substack. I have seen some notes where the author writes: (*sarcasm*)

michellefromchicago's avatar

Excellent news! Also interesting to see Andrew Tate illustrate how to tell the world that he is in a constant state of hypersexual, bipolar mania without actually saying so

J Glaspie's avatar

I'd like to READ (or see) that he was dropped in a lobster pot.

Kathy H's avatar

::whispers:: dear god, I hope that doesn't bring him back here 😅

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yeah, kid Rocks in his head, is going to be sick that week.

Duhrew's avatar

So sad for Ritchie Rich… he might have to go back to the 6,000 square foot “trailer” he keeps bragging about in the very Christ centered hymn titled “Cowboy”… and BTW, why is everybody snorting up his key (kilo for those that aren’t druggies like Kid and Junior)? Asking for a friend…

Elizabeth's avatar

Unforeseen circumstances = his lyrics - “Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory).”

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

my job would be so much easier if Rudy Giuliani could wear something stupid every day of the year

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/i/186330354/monday-crimes-of-fashion

Stephen Brady's avatar

That is the suit you think it would be a good idea to buy after quaffing 6 bottles of cheap red wine…

Morgan's avatar

I'm sure he wears something stupid most days, he just doesn't get his tired mug publicized that often.

Joanne Filipo's avatar

You mean the yellow mustard jacket? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Right out of the movie The Mask Joanne

arne link's avatar

It was a perfect match. Terribly funny.

SDLaw's avatar

Yellow matter custard....

Jan Moon's avatar

I believe it's called calf shit brindle. Poor little calf.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It stops traffic though.

the real pambo's avatar

Hey Rudy, THE 1970’s CALLED AND THEY WANT THEIR SUIT BACK BECAUSE YOU’RE GIVING IT A BAD REP!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

😁😂🤣😂🤣

HI2thDoc's avatar

Does saying something stupid count?

Maggie&Lefty's avatar

Ya damn right it does 🤣

rlritt's avatar

Its sad really. This elderly man put this suit on and thought, "I look really hot in this!"

No one has the heart to tell him. Maybe he thought the yellow would make him look less jaundice.

Christine Zepka's avatar

He wears his stupid face every day, soooo…

Abigail Norling's avatar

Has he shaved his head? I will miss the dye running down his face!

Leu2500's avatar

re The Odyssey movie. since when did MAGA become classics scholars?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

ten minutes ago

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Well, they're renaissance people. First they were epidemiologists, and then they were constitutional law scholars, and then they were criminologists, and now they're classics scholars who know that Helen of Troy--and Troy is in Turkey, I guess--was actually as blonde as Hitler's wettest dream of a woman.

Keith's avatar

ssssshhhhhhhhhhh! be quiet, very, very quiet!

whatever you do don't tell them jesus was a being of ... 'color' WTF?

rlritt's avatar

Yes I always saw the Virgin Mary and Jesus depicted in my Catholic school as blondish and blue eyed with very pale soft features. Totally unlike people in ancient Judah. Its now called the West Bank. None of these folks are blonde and blue eyed.

RZolu's avatar

And in my Catholic school the sisters blamed the Jews for killing Jesus…no wonder I’m a recovering Catholic…🤷🏼‍♀️

Bob Bowden's avatar

The MAGAs think Helen of Troy was Troy Donahue’s first wife, before Suzanne Pleshette came along

arne link's avatar

Oh, Suzanne Pleshette. She had the most wonderful voice. Remember?

Robert Eckert's avatar

They got their epidemiology degrees from Trump University before studying constitutional law at U-Tube

Joe Witkowski's avatar

They think the author is Homer Simpson

arne link's avatar

Ooooh. Good one!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Since easily outraged MAGATs are all for historical accuracy, according to the classical myths they consumed in comic books, how about adding some really juicy facts to the Melania "documentary?" Like her lesbian porn star and celebrity escort services.

rlritt's avatar

Funny that makes her slightly more interesting.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I'd have liked her better, if that shoot wasn't so phony and posed.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

And her being trafficked through Epstein to trump, seems he dated her first.

Patch's avatar

Also, and it’s been years since I read the Odyssey but it takes place on a boat for 20 years after the end of the Trojan war, yes? So like, how major a character is Helen?

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Melania: The face that launched a thousand shits.

Cathy Rady's avatar

well, this would certainly go a long way toward explaining Donnie's prodigious and explosive 'deliveries' into his diapers. And I really hope that rubber pants are included as an essential item his ensemble . . . (gas mask not included)

Runfastandwin's avatar

she's barely in it. my guess is the Nolan version takes creative license with the source material.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I believe that the Iliad is the story of Helen.

zuzu's avatar

Helen figures more prominently in the Iliad, which you really have to read to make sense of the Odyssey.

The Iliad is 10 years of war kicked off by the gods fucking with each other over Helen, the Odyssey is 10 years on a boat with the gods fucking with Odysseus, keeping him from getting home.

Either way, Helen of Troy hatched out of a fucking egg because Zeus took the form of a swan to get it on with her mother, so I don't think we really have to worry about "historical accuracy" here. Her most defining feature is her incomparable beauty, though Homer spends a great deal of time on her guilt and self-loathing for the role she played in starting the war. Which, let's remember, got started because the gods wanted to settle which of three goddesses was most beautiful, so they asked Paris to choose, and Aphrodite offered him Helen if he picked her, even though she was married to Meneleus, the king of Sparta.

In any event, Lupita Nyong'o has a goddamned Oscar, so she can do guilt, self-loathing, reconciliation, the whole nine. Her face card never, ever declines. What, exactly, is the problem?

rlritt's avatar

Maybe they dont realize she is a fictional character. Its not like they study ancient history or Greek mythology.

Susan Niemann's avatar

"I didnt do anything wrong."

Yes...you do something wrong every minute of the day. You breathe.

The depravity is breathtaking...between the child abuse, the racism, and that fucking ICE agent kicking the puppy and breaking its rib... I'm on my last nerve. It's never too early for a Manhattan, is it?

Susan Niemann's avatar

Seriously. And I have the Blue Cheese olives in the fridge. 👍

Bill Corbett's avatar

Susan, my wife and I have one martini on Friday night and a steak, been doing it for a very long time. A time or two, way back, we had three and got in trouble with each other, LOL. Now, it's still once a week on Friday, but I swear I could drink one for breakfast everyday with the shit I wake up too.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I'm a bloody mary bastard myself. Want one every Sunday morning no matter how it grosses the young people.

Jacki Weaver's avatar

My husband drinks his Bloody Mary without vodka and calls it a Bloody Shame

Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh, I havent thought about those in awhile. I like Bloodys!! Horseradish!

Richard Von Busack's avatar

During the epidemic I used to dream of going back to them, and getting one with everything hanging off the glass, including a slice of pizza and a small pistol.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Bloody Mary, the only libation that I know of that springs from religious intolerance.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

A lousy queen but a great cocktail!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Isnt that the truth?? UGH. The older I get the less I can drink. *sigh

Two Manhattans is TOOOO Much. Vodka martini's, just one, and these days a little smaller, are fine.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

There’s a restaurant near me that offers 25-cent martinis for lunch, maximum 3 per customer.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

That's the spirit. I'd like to have a physician's opinion to ask when I'm old enough to carry a flask everywhere.

Susan Keefer's avatar

Blue Cheese olives make the best martinis!🍸 Cheers!🍸

Cathy Wray's avatar

There's such a thing as blue cheese olives? Or are the olives growing mold?😉

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂 Find the great big ones...stuffed with blue cheese. To die for!

Susan Keefer's avatar

Absolutely! And they go especially well with Goose.🪿

Susan Niemann's avatar

We must meet, two Susan's, and a bottle of Goose!

arne link's avatar

World Market has several varieties of large green olives stuffed with various fillings. They are big jars and the price is reasonable.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Ah, I love World Market. I’ll need to find out if there are any in Philadelphia !!

Cathy Wray's avatar

They're on my grocery list!!!

Frank Nuts's avatar

And a piece of toast (a nod to Arrested Development) (one of my all time favorites)

Tess's avatar

never too early!!!!!

Stephen Brady's avatar

It is 5:00 somewhere…

Karen Hall's avatar

I’m about to join you🥃

Susan Niemann's avatar

Everything is surreal right now...JFC. And now the weather is brutal. I sound like "Get off my lawn", right? 😂😂 It's getting harder to be positive.

Lise Buranen's avatar

Yesterday I was outside yelling at a cloud.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Feels good, doesnt it? I will open the back door and scream at the squirrel to get off the bird feeder. It's the little ways we express our rage. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lise Buranen's avatar

Hahahaha! I'm trying that next!

Susie's avatar

My sister and I were just lamenting that fact. Harder to laugh, too. 💔🇺🇸

Karen Hall's avatar

I hear you … {{{hugs}}}

Susan Niemann's avatar

Right back at ya. 😘

Lise Buranen's avatar

Serious question: Has he ever apologized for a single thing in his entire life? (My guess is no.)

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

A narcissist doesn't apologize. There is never anything to apologize for. It's the others who have wronged the narcissist who need to apologize.

HI2thDoc's avatar

If he has, it was directed at Pooty or Jeffrey

Susan Niemann's avatar

I think your guess is correct. He is the epitome of evil.

Christine Zepka's avatar

Didn’t know about the puppy. I’m sure nazi barbie gave that 🧊 dick a bonus.

Dave Drell's avatar

“You breathe”… good one Susan - we’ve found the core of the problem…. that asshole is still consuming oxygen!!!!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Any day, any hour now.....

Hollie Rood's avatar

Never….🥃cheers🎉

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The stupid doth indeed burn. Good selection today. Thank you. I’d forgotten about the lovely Michelle B., whose craziness seems made for the times. I’m surprised Bari Weiss hasn’t yet hired her to be a special correspondent for CBS.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

DON'T GIVE BARI ANY IDEAS

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I did hesitate, but I figured she was already eying Andrew Tate for the gig. You know, to draw that demographic.

Susie's avatar

That absolute piece of rotting garbage should be publicly castrated. By women. And film it. And share it widely. Forever. 😡🤬💔🇺🇸

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Just dare him to stomp on Pig Hegseth's skateboard.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I appreciate the thought, but even that is more Tate than I’d care to see.

Jan Moon's avatar

Is he real? I mean REALLY real?

Denise Donaldson's avatar

....with a rusty knife.

Lise Buranen's avatar

I thought that already was their demographic.

Stephen Schiff's avatar

Not to worry. Bari, like her soul mate Andrew, is too smart to read.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

I remember an interview she gave where she accused someone of chutzpah and pronounced it "CHOOTSPA."

HI2thDoc's avatar

Kinda like MTG and the gazpacho secret police. Except Bachmann has a law degree, FFS.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

It’s those goldurn Jewish space lasers.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Well, she has been Marcus Bachman’s beard all these years. I’m sure she could offer a unique point of view on the passing scene.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

As Mickey & Sylvia pointed out, “Love is Strange”.

Maggie&Lefty's avatar

How DO you call your lover boy?

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“Hey, Lover Boy”.

Susie's avatar

She can be found, however, shilling for a car warranty company on your tv, attempting to appear to be “one of the gang.” You know, she’s got car trouble just like the rest of us peons. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I caught one of those. Oy, vey.

Wendymae's avatar

The stupid hangs in the air like the mad king's stench. Tate is the perfect hero for Murica, where there's almost the same amount of functionally illiterate people as hard core magats.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Nobody will replace Hulk Hogan in that niche. The rubes like ‘em big, larger than life. In spandex.

Bill Corbett's avatar

"My brain is far to advanced to read."

Now that's some funny shit for brains.🤣🤣😂😂

Cheri Collins's avatar

And yet unsurprising, considering the source 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻.

Stephen Brady's avatar

They are his apprentices…

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Sadly, this message can resonate with far too many people 😬

Susan Keefer's avatar

Wait till MAGAts find out what Jesus Christ really looked like. Hint: not blue eyes and light brown hair.

DrBDH's avatar

My Jesus looks like Weird Al Yankovich. With the accordion.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Them: "That's woke Jeezus. Ours ain't look like that!"

Susan Keefer's avatar

😂😂😂🤣

Christine Zepka's avatar

I seen what youse did there.

Lisa Bieber's avatar

Maybe Candace Owens meant to say she and Charlie were asshole projecting? Or is that what Trump does?

HI2thDoc's avatar

He projects in the olfactory sense. Other wags have accused him of killing Diane Feinstein with his noxious fumes

Cathy Rady's avatar

Both of the above!

DrBDH's avatar

These MAGA morons would hit the fainting couch is they heard someone cast a Black actor as a Shakespearean character - including Othello.

Carol C's avatar

Othello was a Moor. Scotland has moors. So probably Othello had fair skin, a bushy red beard, and wore a kilt. He was on a tourist visa to Italy when he married Desdemona. They lived happily ever after because they were both white.

Anne's avatar

Denzel Washington played a major Shakespearean character in a movie a few years ago. Didn’t hear anything from maga then.

Kathleen M Kendrick's avatar

The best Othello performance I’ve seen was at the Guthrie, and Othello was black.

Robert Eckert's avatar

South Africa in the apartheid era had a spoof production Othello Niet Poor Blankes (Othello for Whites Only) in which the Moor himself never was onstage.

Tess's avatar

Fucking idiot on FuckForce One! love it! Have a nice safe weekend to all!

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

going down to one degree with very high winds tonight in the Hudson Valley. it's always fun to worry about frozen pipes and the power going out. at least I have plenty of firewood stacked

Susan Niemann's avatar

Power went off in the Philly burbs... but we're back now. The wind is vicious and it's 4 degrees. FUCCCKKKKK this.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Every time there's a cold snap or winter storm, look for the right wing nutjobs to make jabs at global warming. Since they don't like science-y stuff, understanding the difference between climate and weather escapes them

Sue's avatar

-14 wind chill here in the far NW burbs of Philly. I see no reason to get out of bed where I'm wrapped in a quilt and a dog, reading substacks.

Cathy Rady's avatar

doesn't your dog need to go out?

or do you have a doggy door / pee pad / fenced yard?

hubby & I need to leash walk our 9 YO Zoey, whatever the weather.

And we ain't even Minnesotans!

Sue's avatar

No doggy door or pee pad, just a very understanding husband. If I stay here much longer, I may need a pee pad!

Cathy Rady's avatar

OMG! how hilarious - I almost wet my own pants! :-)

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

We’ve had one winter snow or ice blast after another for the last few weeks, with dreadfully cold winds and temps into the low teens. Around a quarter of a million folks in and around Nashville were without power for nearly two weeks, although it’s mostly been restored by now. Our MAGA dipshit senator Marsha Blackburn says the power outages are because “DEI.”

Dave Drell's avatar

Always gotta use the blame card on natural disasters! pathetic

Cheri Collins's avatar

I haven’t looked at the temps or windchill yet today, but here in southern New England, it’s cold inside, and very windy out with lots of drifting snow.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Sometimes I wear so many layers, I can barely move. 🤣

Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂 Like a little kid in a snowsuit! I actually bought a heated vest, socks and gloves this year. Toasty! ☺️

Karen Hall's avatar

Lost it here too for (thank the universe) 5 minutes

Ellyn's avatar

Well, Uncle Jeff, if you get tired of that, you can come to northern VT where today our 5 above feels like -11, going to -5 later, which I guess might be getting close to around VT 30 below. We also have plenty of firewood, a full oil tank and any pipes that had any potential to freeze have long been well protected.

Also- there’s been an almost constant deluge of white fluffy snows (mostly little snows as opposed to big snows, which EVERYONE KNOWS little snows are the ones that really pile up!) so skiing (if you dare in this cold) and snowmobiling (if you REALLY dare at 40-50 mph) is reportedly the best in years!!

It’s kind of pretty if you’re watching it from inside next to the fireplace. 😃

Thanks for sharing the viewpoint that intelligent people don’t read books-a thought I never, ever, ever would have come up with on my own-and that makes me smile to know maga is deprived the daily brilliance of Uncle Jeff (while not a book, it DOES require reading- preferably done not driving super fast in a super fast car).

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Lastly,

maga being deprived of such intellectual deliciousness is a fine example of getting what you deserve. 💕💕💕

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

It's going to be brutal in the Northeast tomorrow, but gradual warming is on the way.

Susan Niemann's avatar

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Tess's avatar

Eek…I am in Florida for a few more days and it is finally warming up!

Susan Niemann's avatar

I could deal with the cold...but the wind is brutal. 40 mile an hour gusts. Maybe I AM too old for this shit. 😂

Lucinda Abra's avatar

Good for you, Jeff!

Despite my sore back (which I got at work!) I brought in 30 loads of firewood yesterday, prepping for our deep freeze. My back isn't better, but at least there is warmth.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Just turn that massive ginormous spigot off in Quebec and no pipes will freeze

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

Sorry about that. Now that the fog has lifted here in the upper Central part of California, the temperature is expected to reach 70. We still could use some more rain. The higher elevations would like some more snow for the ski resorts.

arne link's avatar

It's a nice 75 degrees with blue skies where I live. It's nice. Don't hate me. I was born here.

Richard's avatar

I live in Michigan and it’s 18 degrees with the windchill it feels like 4 degrees. Yesterday, we had 4 inches of new snow making it we have a foot of snow on the ground.

Paula K Bauer's avatar

I like your column a lot, but do wish that you hadn't posted that racist POS picture of the Obamas. Twice! It does not need amplification.

Outdoorluvr's avatar

I initially felt the same way about all the trump sh*t, but now tend to agree with Nicole Wallace - people walking around with their heads in the sand NEED to see him for what he truly is... while posing as the leader of the "greatest country on earth". He reflects very poorly on Americans, to say the least.

Paula K Bauer's avatar

But the ones who need to see this are not reading Jeff's column.

Outdoorluvr's avatar

We don't really know who is reading Jeff's work, do we? (Lots of folks read different writers and don't comment or "follow".) Can't say for certain, but I think he writes and posts on other social media platforms, too. Jeez, I don't know. Just seems to me that independent media should be showing all the atrocities that "mainstream media" doesn't cover. Ignoring it won't make anything go away.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Trump is the greatest cun+ on earth

Cyndi's avatar

Sorry, Jeff, but I agree with Paula on this.

Even pictures of Mango Moron are better -- and I hate the sight of that monstrosity!

Kay-El's avatar

Unnamed Staffer: a nonentity that always gets blamed for someone’s utter stupidity

DrBDH's avatar

Probably Stephen Miller.

Jane's avatar

Too bad that boxer wasn’t punching Steven Miller’s face!

SethTriggs's avatar

Coffee Boy Mc4chanTroll

serenity's avatar

Kind of like the Ensign Expendables in the original Star Trek.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

As a former and in my heart a Minneapolis resident I must pay homage to the mention of our great leader and head of the ‘Intelligence Commitee’ that she pronounced our leader as ‘Presnident’ always for years. A real ox of rocks that one. I would add if (Jeff) you could find the video of her and hubby doing the Polka on the stage of an event oh my god play at fast speed it’s fab!

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Andrew Tate getting punched is a delightful sight that requires slo-mo to appreciate it. Was the other boxer making some sort of political point by wearing pink gloves? I certainly hope so (though for all I know it's because his mom had breast cancer).

Steve in SoCal's avatar

It's nearly as good as the "Oh, nuts!" palate cleanser

Alison Parker's avatar

Absolutely DYING LAUGHING that anyone is trying to claim Trump is better looking than Newsom. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jane's avatar

Yeah that side by side photo of Shitzenpantz and Newsome is really something!

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

They are really trying to get ahead of Newsome 's run.

SethTriggs's avatar

Holy crap it is a bumper crop of racism today. And that is why the unreconstructed installed the pricktator. The racism is the reason for the season.

I'm tired of him, I am tired of his supporters. But I am stuck with them in this shithole country where I will remain till I die.

arne link's avatar

I could move to Europe but I'm old and would lose all of my friends and support groups. I always wanted to live in Europe but was never able to actually make the move. I wish I had.

Leu2500's avatar

Michelle Bachmann crawled out of her hole? seems like a good time to share the pic of her eating a corn dog at the Iowa State Fair.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bachmann-corn-dog_b_926737

Tess's avatar

EW!!!!!! That was gross!!!! lol

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

I was going to watch it, but decided that you simply don’t want some things in your mind. Too hard to erase them, if you ever can. Enough nightmares in this shitshow already.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Wow, and a foot-long one at that. What a pro

HI2thDoc's avatar

Lucky for her there's no audio. "Oh, Marcus, if only this was youuuu. . . "

Susie's avatar

Ahahhahahahaahahhaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣