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Look, it's hard enough preparing to face Obama in the general election when he's busy fighting Nancy Pelosi in the primary!

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Good one 😂

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😂😂😂

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🤣 🤣 🤣

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Trump is a weak man who wants to be a strongman man. Trumps physical size including lifts, girdle, diapers, pockets filled with hamberders, and a protective vest weigh in at about 250 lbs on a six-foot frame. He is a bloated Leaning Tower of Pisa, tilted forward to the point where you are sure that he will topple over. He is on track to surpass William Howard Taft’s 300 pounds plus. He melts down when referred to as a ‘fat ass’ dressed in golf attire. Yet, of course he is a small man, a weak man, a coward in an inflated body.

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He's the LEANING TOWER OF FECES

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Feb 24·edited Feb 25

Perfect! He has constantly demonstrated how full of shit he really is and how the fecal matter keeps eroding his very sick mind. There is a solution tho, his shit can be finally neutralized at the ballot box and in the courtroom. Vote everyone.

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good one

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😂😂😂😂 Excellent.

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Perfect!

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😂😂😂

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250? He's more like 285 already, if not more.

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I'm an optimist by nature. But lately I'm just feeling overwhelmed by the state of our country. I can only hope those with any level of common sense will vote for the Democrats in November. We either remain a democracy or become a Christofascist autocracy run by the stupidest man ever to be elected president surrounded by the stupidest, racist, evil, evangelical Christians and plain grifters we've ever had to suffer.

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The orange guy and the magafied GOP are badly damaged goods. Vote, ignore clickbait and remind anyone and everyone that he is a lying, tax cheating racist who sexually assaults women.

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Also too, a traitor.

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Thank you. The list is looooong.

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Soooooooo long, and growing every damn day!

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💕💞💗💓💖💘❤️❣️

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A traitor, an insurrectionist, a seditionist, a fraud...oh, and he smells bad!

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Trump has lost three elections in a row: 2018, 2020, and 2022. I predict another strike out.

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He also lost the popular vote in 2016, but sadly our electoral college b.s. says he won the election. I hope THAT doesn’t happen again.

I thought the whole point behind the electoral college was so that the country not elect an idiot.

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No, the whole point of the electoral college was to compromise and give more weight to the southern slave states. It’s a racist rule that only stays in place because it has given to people who benefit from it the power to veto a switch to democratic elections, which would require a constitutional amendment i.e a constitutional convention and a 2/3 vote. Unfortunately it looks like we’re saddled with this bullshit until we finally elect a real dictator who will do away with elections altogether

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Actually, although that is a good argument, the electoral college was set up by the Founders to prevent the hoi polloi from letting their passions of the moment put the 'wrong people' in office. We could change it without changing the constitution, but that is not likely to happen.

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First, love your name. Second (and probably more important) you’re correct about the history of the electoral college, although you’ve said the quiet part out loud.

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Ah, but this is your planet, not mine, monkey boy!

Anyway, if I remember my history correctly, it has something to do with the southern states refusing to agree to any election system that would not give them some sort of preferential bias, and so this “compromise” was made, involving counting slaves as population (3/5) when they obviously did not even get that vote.

I think at the time it wasn’t the “quiet part”. We should do more reading of historical documents.

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Oh yeah and the funny thing is back then Republicans were the good guys. What a strange world we live in.

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And magaTs — no matter where we go, there they are!

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What’s in a name…

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I hope you are right about that.

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It’s up to us to make it correct…by voting.

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Crossing fingers.

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May you be a prophetess. But not a Cassandra.

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Yeah. It’s fucked up because even if we win ( I hope to god we do) those crazy criminals are locked and loaded to the teeth and ready to kill. So even if we win it’s not over

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Well, we do have one thing going for us: we are smarter than they are, our lawyers are a lot better, and we have Jeff on our side.

Wait a minute, that's three things!

PS: And never forget Jack Smith!

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The other thing going for us is that Biden's already in the White House. When The Dump loses the election, he can't go in and take over. I do shudder to think about the violence the Trumpsters will commit during the election and after a loss. Assuming the blue tsunami actually takes place and keeps Biden in.

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It’s okay all the non stop bull crap causes the best of us to begin to not be able to count. It already feels like the 14th month of the year 2024 and I thought I was pacing myself

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It's an absolute bitch living at one of the turning points of world history. and I mean that seriously.

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Imagine what the History books ( if they aren’t all burnt 🔥up or rewritten by the Nazis)will say about this era !

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Well, the republican writers will whitewash it, and attempt to rewrite it.

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founding

me too :(

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founding

wonderful!!!

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In terms of Jack Smith, I’m not holding my breath. The oppression of Mueller investigation and report still burns.

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Exactly, well said. That's my concern too, even if we win, it's not over.

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You can be sure that Joe and the Military will have it covered,it’s a fore gone conclusion that the Magats will be out in force Win or lose! Chicago in 68”is gonna look like a baby shower across the entire country!Replay of one day after 9/11 Armored vehicles and tanks rolling through the streets of the big cities!Hate to think about it but it’s probably a sure thing!

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Yes, but this time?

We're READY for them!

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Yes, the only hope is that when push comes to shove and voters see Trump and Biden side by side on their ballots, they will stop and think--and vote for someone decent and effective. I, too, am overwhelmed by the blind ignorance of so many Americans. It's very discouraging for a democracy.

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Putin, Putin will run our country and laugh at the idiots who do their own research.

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I applaud you! How you can stay an optimist and live in AZ must take Herculean effort! Bravo?

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I, too, am an Arizonian. Moved here from FL back in 2005. There have been many times over the last 19 years we've wondered if we should rethink living here especially during the last governor race. Thankfully, we elected Katie and rejected Krazy Lake but like donny fuckface Krazy is back and running for Senator. Hopefully, she will once again be rejected!

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Hopefully! AZ must be better than FL! I guess you just need to find like-minded friends to keep your sanity. Do you think Lake has a chance?

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Who knows? Weirder things have happened here in AZ as far as politics are concerned. Lake is currently trying to unsealed the divorce records between Ruben Gallego and Phoenix's mayor, Kate Gallego for political purposes. If that's all she's got to run against him in November, she has already lost.

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Geez, the dang rethugs are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Using Spec Prosecuter Wade’s divorce to throw mud at DA Willis & now wanting to drag Gallegos’ divorce into the political race. Just craven

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Take heart.

News is dominated right now with the successes of Trump amongst his own goofy kind.

Granted, it’s discouraging that anyone supports him… BUT

the real test is November when a true silent majority (aka sane people) will decide.

Meantime, fuck polls, speculation, and talking head predictions

Never give up, ever.

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Black president or white president? Decisions, decisions, Daffy Donny Diapers! All we know is that we sure as fuck don’t want an orange one.

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I mean, the shit that the "black president" takes that morning would be a better president than king bloatus the first!!!

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He still thinks he's running against Obama, doesn't he? 🤦‍♂️

Worse, he thinks if he plays the Race Card, he'll win—which shows just how delusional he is these days. He has no idea that, whatever his base thinks? Barack Obama remains the most respected and admired President of the 21st Century....

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Yes, he is. I understand that Obama was not a perfect human, none of us are, but I just adore him. Such a beautiful smile he has, & an easy laugh.

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Have you seen the pictures of him with babies, and very young children? They love him!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/obama-with-kids-photos_n_57644931e4b015db1bc94b44

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Thank you, I had only seen a very few of those before. It was so nastalgic scrolling through all those, made me miss him so, so much.

There were so many great ones. One of my favs wasn’t in this collection, the famous one of the little black boy who asked to touch Obama’s hair to see if it really was the same as his. 💙💙💙💙

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I think my favorite is the one with three toddlers in the window .

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Hahahahahaha!

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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"noted parking garage litigator Alina Habba "🤣🤣 The Pinball Game is sick, but even more so is the guy hawking it. What in the actual fuck are these people thinking? Wait. They're not. So many morons we have to share air with. UGH.

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It's all sick.🤢🤮 And they're all a waste of precious oxygen.

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Go Susan!

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All he wants is the power to wreak havoc on his perceived enemies and the keys to the US Mint.

Can't he just clutch his head and stroke out already?

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Choking on a hot dog would work for me.

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Or a Hamberder. Or a heart attack. Where’s the ricin?

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Calling Walter White.

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I would like to see him do an "Elvis" that is not an uncommon way to go.

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Dearest Ms Fairy: I do not know what makes someone ethereal, but you have it in rich abundance.

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You are too kind! I was a singing telegram girl, I worked my way through college, making people feel special on their birthdays, I do love to spread joy. How is my favorite historian tonight?

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Do you know, none of your bio surprises me? I absolutely caught that vibe off of you and I thought to myself, "You could not possibly be correct about this— what if you're wrong?” your favorite historian is keeping on, and happy to be doing so.

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I am happy to hear it! You inspired me to fill in my bio a bit more.

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Noted dumbfuck Alina Habba will use all the best (covefe) grounds

Fugly gold shoes are only being bought by moron white people with god-awful taste.

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That woman is a Rock solid professional- 🤦🏻😂

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Feb 24·edited Feb 24

But why ARE there Black people supporting this asshole?!! Why are any Jewish people doing so? Any WOMEN? I mean, you look in the crowds and the fools interviewed on tv and maybe they are paid actors, but who would sell their souls for $50 to hold a sign supporting this shitshow?! It's like the red states are consistently voting against their own interests. They have the highest rates of rape, incest, teen pregnancy, poverty - and yet they elect people who vote against birth control, abortion, now IVF!!!, social programs to help feed their population...... I just can't.....

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There is no other explanation than poor education + poor mental health exacerbated by lack of critical thinking. Add some repressive religious thought, mix and bake at 400 degrees

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And a steady diet of Fux News and Reicht-winged hate radio.

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In other words, brain washing.

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White ,black,yellow,brown,red,color doesn’t determine stupidity in any one set of people,there’s always been plenty for everyone!

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And self-loathing +indoctination.

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You notice the “lame stream media” isn’t interviewing any of US! They find these idiots like heat seeking missiles because OUR views are boring and their views are click bait because they are imbeciles and no one can believe the inanity that spews out of their filthy mouths.

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Fortunately, most of these morons on camera that Jeff showcases aren't on the major networks (FOX doesn't count - its viewers are already too far gone). They're apparently the rightwing MAGA cable outfits who are all competing against each other for the dumbest tv watchers in America. May they all run out of advertising revenue when companies begin to realize that the people watching these channels probably live month-to-month on the government assistance that they claim to hate and can't afford their advertised products.

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They are sold on being the lowest common denominator. And how low never matters to them because they are all sheep. And actually that’s an insult to sheep.

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Agreed about the insult! LOL. but seriously - even union people and veterans..... what the actual fuck?!!

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Too many find it easier emotionally to rage against the Other for their social exclusion rather than search out and build communion with Others. MAGA is the rage machine.

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It’s disgusting. Why people choose hate is beyond me.

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Because it’s easy. Love requires some work and thought, two items of limited currency among some people.

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And their brains get a dopamine hit from the anger, so they become anger addicts.

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Felony factory . . . .

Who said we don't make things in America anymore?

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One of the problems is that we’re exporting a lot of this shit too. People around the world love to follow American fads. Neo fascism included.

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Jack Posobiec at CPAC on Wednesday, in a panel hosted by Steve Bannon: “Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely-we didn’t get all the way there on Jan. 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it.”

THE REPUBLICANS SAY THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD!

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..and it won’t cost them one single vote.

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Among themselves, sure that's why they said "no leftist media and barred the MSM except the Vichy times. NYT.

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Perfect name, the Vichy times.

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I use it because of the Wonkette covered the glowing editorial they published of Hitler back in the thirties, basically a puff piece. They coined it.

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Remember back in ‘76 Earl Butz was forced to resign after saying all Black folks wanted was “loose shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to shit” and about the Pope having a big mad about legalized birth control and abortion, “he no play-a the game, he no make-a the rules”?

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JFC! It’s only 8:30 on the west coast and I’m ready to go back to bed. These fucking troglodytes make my brain hurt! The stupid is strong with these magats!

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Thanks, Fox! The fastest way to turn white voters against Trump is to go on your airwaves and say he’s gaining the support of black voters. Now the white folk are going to have to burn their $400 shoes.

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😂😂

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And they have forgotten when WHAT I THOUGHT AT THE TIME WAS TGE WORST PRESIDENT EVER LITTLE WAR CRIMINAL BUSH DUMB FUCK WHO COULD NOT EVEN READ A TELEPROMPTER OR A CHILDREN BOOK ON GOATS WHEN THE COUNTRY WAS UNDER ATTACK oh sorry my blood pressure is going batshit crazy because now that piece of shit would be an Improvement

Fuckery and it’s still early

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founding

I'm with you on that, thought in my lifetime he was the worst but alas...

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They take it as a challenge to be the worst!

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Cheney had it covered! Defacto President!

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Never go duck hunting with a Cheney!

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Joe Biden used 3 X 5 cards when he was a Senator. He wasn’t old then, he just had notes, like any other speaker on the face of the earth.

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Habba can’t even fake being smart.

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I think she got her law degree out of a vending machine.

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Or a Cracker Jack box!

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Points for you Lisa!

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Tee Hee tee hee.

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