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Pope Buck I's avatar

Look, it's hard enough preparing to face Obama in the general election when he's busy fighting Nancy Pelosi in the primary!

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Karla's avatar

Good one 😂

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SeekingReason's avatar

😂😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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DR Darke's avatar

🤣 🤣 🤣

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Koko in AZ's avatar

I'm an optimist by nature. But lately I'm just feeling overwhelmed by the state of our country. I can only hope those with any level of common sense will vote for the Democrats in November. We either remain a democracy or become a Christofascist autocracy run by the stupidest man ever to be elected president surrounded by the stupidest, racist, evil, evangelical Christians and plain grifters we've ever had to suffer.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

The orange guy and the magafied GOP are badly damaged goods. Vote, ignore clickbait and remind anyone and everyone that he is a lying, tax cheating racist who sexually assaults women.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Also too, a traitor.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Thank you. The list is looooong.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Soooooooo long, and growing every damn day!

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Sooz Hall's avatar

💕💞💗💓💖💘❤️❣️

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DR Darke's avatar

A traitor, an insurrectionist, a seditionist, a fraud...oh, and he smells bad!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Trump has lost three elections in a row: 2018, 2020, and 2022. I predict another strike out.

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HulitC's avatar

He also lost the popular vote in 2016, but sadly our electoral college b.s. says he won the election. I hope THAT doesn’t happen again.

I thought the whole point behind the electoral college was so that the country not elect an idiot.

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Lord John Whorfin's avatar

No, the whole point of the electoral college was to compromise and give more weight to the southern slave states. It’s a racist rule that only stays in place because it has given to people who benefit from it the power to veto a switch to democratic elections, which would require a constitutional amendment i.e a constitutional convention and a 2/3 vote. Unfortunately it looks like we’re saddled with this bullshit until we finally elect a real dictator who will do away with elections altogether

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Actually, although that is a good argument, the electoral college was set up by the Founders to prevent the hoi polloi from letting their passions of the moment put the 'wrong people' in office. We could change it without changing the constitution, but that is not likely to happen.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

First, love your name. Second (and probably more important) you’re correct about the history of the electoral college, although you’ve said the quiet part out loud.

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Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Ah, but this is your planet, not mine, monkey boy!

Anyway, if I remember my history correctly, it has something to do with the southern states refusing to agree to any election system that would not give them some sort of preferential bias, and so this “compromise” was made, involving counting slaves as population (3/5) when they obviously did not even get that vote.

I think at the time it wasn’t the “quiet part”. We should do more reading of historical documents.

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Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Oh yeah and the funny thing is back then Republicans were the good guys. What a strange world we live in.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

And magaTs — no matter where we go, there they are!

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Sooz Hall's avatar

What’s in a name…

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I hope you are right about that.

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Tama2U's avatar

It’s up to us to make it correct…by voting.

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Crossing fingers.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

May you be a prophetess. But not a Cassandra.

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Picou642024@icloud.com's avatar

Yeah. It’s fucked up because even if we win ( I hope to god we do) those crazy criminals are locked and loaded to the teeth and ready to kill. So even if we win it’s not over

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Well, we do have one thing going for us: we are smarter than they are, our lawyers are a lot better, and we have Jeff on our side.

Wait a minute, that's three things!

PS: And never forget Jack Smith!

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bluesyfish's avatar

The other thing going for us is that Biden's already in the White House. When The Dump loses the election, he can't go in and take over. I do shudder to think about the violence the Trumpsters will commit during the election and after a loss. Assuming the blue tsunami actually takes place and keeps Biden in.

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Picou642024@icloud.com's avatar

It’s okay all the non stop bull crap causes the best of us to begin to not be able to count. It already feels like the 14th month of the year 2024 and I thought I was pacing myself

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

It's an absolute bitch living at one of the turning points of world history. and I mean that seriously.

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Robert R's avatar

Imagine what the History books ( if they aren’t all burnt 🔥up or rewritten by the Nazis)will say about this era !

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Well, the republican writers will whitewash it, and attempt to rewrite it.

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Deb Martina's avatar

me too :(

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Deb Martina's avatar

wonderful!!!

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KL Pierce's avatar

In terms of Jack Smith, I’m not holding my breath. The oppression of Mueller investigation and report still burns.

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Catherine's avatar

Exactly, well said. That's my concern too, even if we win, it's not over.

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Robert R's avatar

You can be sure that Joe and the Military will have it covered,it’s a fore gone conclusion that the Magats will be out in force Win or lose! Chicago in 68”is gonna look like a baby shower across the entire country!Replay of one day after 9/11 Armored vehicles and tanks rolling through the streets of the big cities!Hate to think about it but it’s probably a sure thing!

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DR Darke's avatar

Yes, but this time?

We're READY for them!

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Yes, the only hope is that when push comes to shove and voters see Trump and Biden side by side on their ballots, they will stop and think--and vote for someone decent and effective. I, too, am overwhelmed by the blind ignorance of so many Americans. It's very discouraging for a democracy.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Putin, Putin will run our country and laugh at the idiots who do their own research.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

I applaud you! How you can stay an optimist and live in AZ must take Herculean effort! Bravo?

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Diana-Sedona's avatar

I, too, am an Arizonian. Moved here from FL back in 2005. There have been many times over the last 19 years we've wondered if we should rethink living here especially during the last governor race. Thankfully, we elected Katie and rejected Krazy Lake but like donny fuckface Krazy is back and running for Senator. Hopefully, she will once again be rejected!

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

Hopefully! AZ must be better than FL! I guess you just need to find like-minded friends to keep your sanity. Do you think Lake has a chance?

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Koko in AZ's avatar

Who knows? Weirder things have happened here in AZ as far as politics are concerned. Lake is currently trying to unsealed the divorce records between Ruben Gallego and Phoenix's mayor, Kate Gallego for political purposes. If that's all she's got to run against him in November, she has already lost.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Geez, the dang rethugs are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Using Spec Prosecuter Wade’s divorce to throw mud at DA Willis & now wanting to drag Gallegos’ divorce into the political race. Just craven

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Black president or white president? Decisions, decisions, Daffy Donny Diapers! All we know is that we sure as fuck don’t want an orange one.

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

I mean, the shit that the "black president" takes that morning would be a better president than king bloatus the first!!!

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DR Darke's avatar

He still thinks he's running against Obama, doesn't he? 🤦‍♂️

Worse, he thinks if he plays the Race Card, he'll win—which shows just how delusional he is these days. He has no idea that, whatever his base thinks? Barack Obama remains the most respected and admired President of the 21st Century....

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Yes, he is. I understand that Obama was not a perfect human, none of us are, but I just adore him. Such a beautiful smile he has, & an easy laugh.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Have you seen the pictures of him with babies, and very young children? They love him!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/obama-with-kids-photos_n_57644931e4b015db1bc94b44

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Thank you, I had only seen a very few of those before. It was so nastalgic scrolling through all those, made me miss him so, so much.

There were so many great ones. One of my favs wasn’t in this collection, the famous one of the little black boy who asked to touch Obama’s hair to see if it really was the same as his. 💙💙💙💙

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I think my favorite is the one with three toddlers in the window .

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Lisa's avatar

Hahahahahaha!

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SeekingReason's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"noted parking garage litigator Alina Habba "🤣🤣 The Pinball Game is sick, but even more so is the guy hawking it. What in the actual fuck are these people thinking? Wait. They're not. So many morons we have to share air with. UGH.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

It's all sick.🤢🤮 And they're all a waste of precious oxygen.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Go Susan!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

All he wants is the power to wreak havoc on his perceived enemies and the keys to the US Mint.

Can't he just clutch his head and stroke out already?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Choking on a hot dog would work for me.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

Or a Hamberder. Or a heart attack. Where’s the ricin?

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Calling Walter White.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I would like to see him do an "Elvis" that is not an uncommon way to go.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Dearest Ms Fairy: I do not know what makes someone ethereal, but you have it in rich abundance.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You are too kind! I was a singing telegram girl, I worked my way through college, making people feel special on their birthdays, I do love to spread joy. How is my favorite historian tonight?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Do you know, none of your bio surprises me? I absolutely caught that vibe off of you and I thought to myself, "You could not possibly be correct about this— what if you're wrong?” your favorite historian is keeping on, and happy to be doing so.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I am happy to hear it! You inspired me to fill in my bio a bit more.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

HOW LONG OH LORD

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Kay-El's avatar

Noted dumbfuck Alina Habba will use all the best (covefe) grounds

Fugly gold shoes are only being bought by moron white people with god-awful taste.

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SeekingReason's avatar

That woman is a Rock solid professional- 🤦🏻😂

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DR JAGC's avatar

But why ARE there Black people supporting this asshole?!! Why are any Jewish people doing so? Any WOMEN? I mean, you look in the crowds and the fools interviewed on tv and maybe they are paid actors, but who would sell their souls for $50 to hold a sign supporting this shitshow?! It's like the red states are consistently voting against their own interests. They have the highest rates of rape, incest, teen pregnancy, poverty - and yet they elect people who vote against birth control, abortion, now IVF!!!, social programs to help feed their population...... I just can't.....

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

There is no other explanation than poor education + poor mental health exacerbated by lack of critical thinking. Add some repressive religious thought, mix and bake at 400 degrees

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Mary Hall's avatar

And a steady diet of Fux News and Reicht-winged hate radio.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

In other words, brain washing.

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Robert R's avatar

White ,black,yellow,brown,red,color doesn’t determine stupidity in any one set of people,there’s always been plenty for everyone!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And self-loathing +indoctination.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

You notice the “lame stream media” isn’t interviewing any of US! They find these idiots like heat seeking missiles because OUR views are boring and their views are click bait because they are imbeciles and no one can believe the inanity that spews out of their filthy mouths.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Fortunately, most of these morons on camera that Jeff showcases aren't on the major networks (FOX doesn't count - its viewers are already too far gone). They're apparently the rightwing MAGA cable outfits who are all competing against each other for the dumbest tv watchers in America. May they all run out of advertising revenue when companies begin to realize that the people watching these channels probably live month-to-month on the government assistance that they claim to hate and can't afford their advertised products.

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Picou642024@icloud.com's avatar

They are sold on being the lowest common denominator. And how low never matters to them because they are all sheep. And actually that’s an insult to sheep.

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DR JAGC's avatar

Agreed about the insult! LOL. but seriously - even union people and veterans..... what the actual fuck?!!

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Monnina's avatar

Too many find it easier emotionally to rage against the Other for their social exclusion rather than search out and build communion with Others. MAGA is the rage machine.

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DR JAGC's avatar

It’s disgusting. Why people choose hate is beyond me.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Because it’s easy. Love requires some work and thought, two items of limited currency among some people.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And their brains get a dopamine hit from the anger, so they become anger addicts.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Felony factory . . . .

Who said we don't make things in America anymore?

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William Burke's avatar

One of the problems is that we’re exporting a lot of this shit too. People around the world love to follow American fads. Neo fascism included.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

Jack Posobiec at CPAC on Wednesday, in a panel hosted by Steve Bannon: “Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely-we didn’t get all the way there on Jan. 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it.”

THE REPUBLICANS SAY THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD!

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Karla's avatar

..and it won’t cost them one single vote.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Among themselves, sure that's why they said "no leftist media and barred the MSM except the Vichy times. NYT.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

Perfect name, the Vichy times.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I use it because of the Wonkette covered the glowing editorial they published of Hitler back in the thirties, basically a puff piece. They coined it.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Remember back in ‘76 Earl Butz was forced to resign after saying all Black folks wanted was “loose shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to shit” and about the Pope having a big mad about legalized birth control and abortion, “he no play-a the game, he no make-a the rules”?

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Lisa's avatar

JFC! It’s only 8:30 on the west coast and I’m ready to go back to bed. These fucking troglodytes make my brain hurt! The stupid is strong with these magats!

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Karla's avatar

Thanks, Fox! The fastest way to turn white voters against Trump is to go on your airwaves and say he’s gaining the support of black voters. Now the white folk are going to have to burn their $400 shoes.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Picou642024@icloud.com's avatar

And they have forgotten when WHAT I THOUGHT AT THE TIME WAS TGE WORST PRESIDENT EVER LITTLE WAR CRIMINAL BUSH DUMB FUCK WHO COULD NOT EVEN READ A TELEPROMPTER OR A CHILDREN BOOK ON GOATS WHEN THE COUNTRY WAS UNDER ATTACK oh sorry my blood pressure is going batshit crazy because now that piece of shit would be an Improvement

Fuckery and it’s still early

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Deb Martina's avatar

I'm with you on that, thought in my lifetime he was the worst but alas...

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They take it as a challenge to be the worst!

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Robert R's avatar

Cheney had it covered! Defacto President!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Never go duck hunting with a Cheney!

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Joe Biden used 3 X 5 cards when he was a Senator. He wasn’t old then, he just had notes, like any other speaker on the face of the earth.

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Nancy Neese's avatar

Habba can’t even fake being smart.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I think she got her law degree out of a vending machine.

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Lisa's avatar

Or a Cracker Jack box!

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Points for you Lisa!

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Claudia Green's avatar

Tee Hee tee hee.

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M. Apodaca's avatar

It’s called regular tourist pinball.

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