A few other gems from that post: Bon Ivermectin, The Yeasty Boys, Klan Halen, Hide the Kids on the Block, Pinky and the Brain Worm, my Shriveled Ovaries. I was laughing and crying!
But unfortunately, the people who just told Trump he overstepped his authority, are the same people who granted him immunity from any consequences for overstepping his authority.
Incredible, right? Every single day, I wake up with my head in my hands. I’m convinced that the human mind is in decline and we live five gears in reverse.
I wake up every morning and hit the NYT shortcut on my iPad hoping to see a 72 Point headline reading TRUMP DROPS DEAD! Still waiting, but I won’t stop looking.
So true Stephanie. They already told him he can do whatever he wants without consequences so do they think THAT’S going to change anything? — “On top of all my other bullshit tariffs I’ll raise you a 10% tariff on everybody on earth. Ya that’s right—you get a tariff, and you get a tariff…everybody gets a tariff!”
“Now little Donnie, we don’t want you to crap your drawers because you don’t get something you want so we (the supremes) have decided that you can have and do why you want as long as you have fun; and, in the future, if us supremes tell you anything that you don’t like…well…just ignore us..we’re just a plaything for you anyway so it really doesn’t matter does it?”
Damn. Fuentes said something I agree with. His listeners should not vote in Nov 2026 and the Republican party should crash and burn. Damn. How can I agree with him? (of course, I disagree that a Nazi should win in 2028 so... there's that).
I think RFK Jr in the tub was an ice bath not a hot tub? still, who wears jeans in that? And I thought I heard Trump was at breakfast with governors when he heard the tariff news? I'm probably wrong.
All so stupid. Sure wish a reporter would win your Pulitzer award.
But I notice that you have a proclivity to try to shock by use of over the top vulgarities. Leave that sort of stuff to Jeff; he does it so much better. And cleaner
Anne, Jeff’s question is such a softball yet nobody asks. Anyone of us could get a really good list for the long answer or just go to what’s so easy, sociopathy. The Supremes said it their ruling is to one person and they told him it takes a group to do things. He can’t be the only one especially the most damaged brain (tears in my manly eyes) the world has ever seen uh, probably.
Somebody pointed out the other day that the muscles in your legs are less capable of absorbing or reacting to steroids - so while his top shows a lot of lumpy, he probably has legs like a sparrow. I googled "Kennedy's legs" - and can't find ANY pictures of him without full length trousers on.
Good Day Jeff, after that shit show by the god king I am still recovering. To assist in recovery I wish to bring forward “ Golf with MAGAs”. In this week’s installment I was told that I just do not understand how great a deal maker Donald is…you see I just don’t understand the art of deal making… ask for the moon then revise your demands. I am told Donald does not want Greenland or Canada. I am told I have TDS and that clouds my thinking. I replied that I never accused anyone of BDS who disagreed with me, and why go there? Is it due to the fact you are unable to defend your position? I then asked why this person wants to invade Iran… such as what geopolitical or strategic position would benefit the US? And if hostilities begin shouldn’t Congress have a say? Nope, I’m incorrect… due to the fact Donald is president and he should make all the decisions… never mind the courts or Congress or settled law… I’m taking a break from this crew, playing in another group next week… no MAGAs allowed. Best to All especially Jeff.
Told you Fredo. You're sitting in judgement from sanctimonious assclowns. I had a friend who turned evangelical and MAGA. She lectured me on losing my faith in God, which I replied I didn't lose my faith in God only in those who call themselves Christian and support Don the Con. That was over three years ago.
Puppet master Peter Theil wants Greenland. He made his fortune mining in South Africa using slave labor and killing many people. He wants to do the same in Greenland.
Wow…you nailed it Jeff…there was so much fucking shit this week I bet it was hard to decide what was worse! Thanks for making me laugh at the idiocy!!!
The law Mangolini is NOW relying on allows for tariffs that expire in 150 days unless approved and extended by Congress. So let's see what happens this summer when the gutless MAGAts have to vote on it.
My bet is that Trump extends them with some other pretext, so consecutive "emergencies." I wouldn't want to be running for Congress as a GOPer. Voters will have questions, and more and more I hear people asking what Congress is doing about this. They got nothing.
Does anyone have a condo for sale within cycling distance of the University of Toronto main campus? I want to be able to hear Professor Timothy Snyder provide live play-by-play of these transcendental cumstains destroying the U.S. of A.
Jeff, did you hear Be-Best-Bessent state that no one (companies or people) will be getting their monies back because of what SCOTUS ruled? I bet they’ve taken all of those billions and put them in their own offshore accounts. Talked about a dickwad!
Importantly that was discussed and will be but there is ambiguity in the way dopey talks about it in that they haven’t been imposed yet none of it. I just got a drop-down saying he is going to up it to 15% more. And the military is being deployed everywhere isn’t that projecting a ‘no plan’ just harassment and add two more then the clown show is the end, the end.
It's never that I agree with Nazi incel groyper Nick Fuentes, but go ahead tell your subservient fuckfaces to stay home and don't vote. Pretty please so the GOP goes down like the Hindenberg.
The workout memes! Wonderful! And, thank you so very much for reporting on the shitiot’s speeches. I cannot bear to listen to his nauseating voice, so your transcripted highlights keep me informed. ❤️
I'd really like to see the dems at Tuesday's SOTU holding signs reading; Release the Trump-Epstein PedoFiles, (but I'd settle for simply: Trump-Epstein Files.
"Liberace-fucked-a-hillbilly aesthetic" ... pure gold
A few other gems from that post: Bon Ivermectin, The Yeasty Boys, Klan Halen, Hide the Kids on the Block, Pinky and the Brain Worm, my Shriveled Ovaries. I was laughing and crying!
The Klanberries.
The Mothers of Infection
My favorite! (Well, tied with "Septic and Garfungal"! LOL!)
Ooooh, that is really, really good.
😂😂😂
Excellent idea, although it will be hard to be beat Rage Against the Vaccine, IMHO.
Agreed!!!
My favorite!
I love it.
"Conejito Malo" - bonus - they'd think it sounded so cool, they would try to adopt it. then get sued or whatever.
Sorry - workshopping here ...
'Conejito Malo' - because they thought it sounded cool.
😂😂😂
Spew 2
Stooly Dan
Excellent!
Fake? Final Crap? Oddest Louse? I like this game!
So so good!＼(￣▽￣)／
Sonny & Bear
Sonny & Bare ?
Final thought from Bush's halcion days: The Nitty Ditty Nitty Gritty Great Bird. I'll stop now.
Dad's Bunny
Truly! I'm going to laugh at that one all weekend. Thanks Jeff, you have, yet again, made my day.
The entire post was pure gold today! Lime sparkling water still coming out my nose.
Ouch
Agreed, that was superb.
Stellar imagery
The steroid and the hemorrhoid!
😂😂😂😂
BRAVO! :)
*slow claps*
Rfk Jr is definitely taking some stuff!
He’s still Ridin’ the White Horse Jennifer!
Absolutely!
That was effing GOLD.
Thank you!! ♥️
But unfortunately, the people who just told Trump he overstepped his authority, are the same people who granted him immunity from any consequences for overstepping his authority.
Welp. nobody could've seen that coming. Apparently. 😏
We could NAZI that coming
Touché Joe!
Incredible, right? Every single day, I wake up with my head in my hands. I’m convinced that the human mind is in decline and we live five gears in reverse.
I wake up every morning and hit the NYT shortcut on my iPad hoping to see a 72 Point headline reading TRUMP DROPS DEAD! Still waiting, but I won’t stop looking.
And don't ALL presidents have immunity??
Only if they are vaxxed
Bazinga.
😂😂😂
I see what ya did there 🤣🤣
So true Stephanie. They already told him he can do whatever he wants without consequences so do they think THAT’S going to change anything? — “On top of all my other bullshit tariffs I’ll raise you a 10% tariff on everybody on earth. Ya that’s right—you get a tariff, and you get a tariff…everybody gets a tariff!”
“Now little Donnie, we don’t want you to crap your drawers because you don’t get something you want so we (the supremes) have decided that you can have and do why you want as long as you have fun; and, in the future, if us supremes tell you anything that you don’t like…well…just ignore us..we’re just a plaything for you anyway so it really doesn’t matter does it?”
What a bunch of wet noodles
Exactly Stephanie, how is SCOTUS going to back that bus up?
Can we call that band Meth Leppard by the way?
Klan Halen's got some competition now.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Damn. Fuentes said something I agree with. His listeners should not vote in Nov 2026 and the Republican party should crash and burn. Damn. How can I agree with him? (of course, I disagree that a Nazi should win in 2028 so... there's that).
I think RFK Jr in the tub was an ice bath not a hot tub? still, who wears jeans in that? And I thought I heard Trump was at breakfast with governors when he heard the tariff news? I'm probably wrong.
All so stupid. Sure wish a reporter would win your Pulitzer award.
A Nazi already won in 2024.
Touché Anne!
I know why a man wears jeans in an ice bath: Shrinkage.
And let's hope no one explains to Fuentes what he's doing.
I think steroids cause some anal leakage... sorry...I should of warned you about that.
Is that true? Must Google.
WTF! Somethings are best left unsaid.
But I notice that you have a proclivity to try to shock by use of over the top vulgarities. Leave that sort of stuff to Jeff; he does it so much better. And cleaner
Also thinking shrinkage! 🤣🤣🤣
SKIN TIGHT jeans at that. Is this 1982?
Anne, Jeff’s question is such a softball yet nobody asks. Anyone of us could get a really good list for the long answer or just go to what’s so easy, sociopathy. The Supremes said it their ruling is to one person and they told him it takes a group to do things. He can’t be the only one especially the most damaged brain (tears in my manly eyes) the world has ever seen uh, probably.
At this point, I'm thinking there must be something wrong with his legs. Why does he wear jeans to work out? No one does that. No one!
Somebody pointed out the other day that the muscles in your legs are less capable of absorbing or reacting to steroids - so while his top shows a lot of lumpy, he probably has legs like a sparrow. I googled "Kennedy's legs" - and can't find ANY pictures of him without full length trousers on.
I don’t understand the jeans in the tub either, but I’m absolutely sure there are alternatives that would be infinitely worse!
I think he thinks it makes him look hot.
I saw somewhere that he is a “never nude”
Well, that's good news. . .
Hear, hear!
Gag!
🤮🤮
good point - seeing him nekkid, for example!
Some things are too horrible to even contemplate.
Agree I’m outta’ here.
Good Day Jeff, after that shit show by the god king I am still recovering. To assist in recovery I wish to bring forward “ Golf with MAGAs”. In this week’s installment I was told that I just do not understand how great a deal maker Donald is…you see I just don’t understand the art of deal making… ask for the moon then revise your demands. I am told Donald does not want Greenland or Canada. I am told I have TDS and that clouds my thinking. I replied that I never accused anyone of BDS who disagreed with me, and why go there? Is it due to the fact you are unable to defend your position? I then asked why this person wants to invade Iran… such as what geopolitical or strategic position would benefit the US? And if hostilities begin shouldn’t Congress have a say? Nope, I’m incorrect… due to the fact Donald is president and he should make all the decisions… never mind the courts or Congress or settled law… I’m taking a break from this crew, playing in another group next week… no MAGAs allowed. Best to All especially Jeff.
His book was called The Art of the Deal
But the ghostwriter said it tweren't real
Where he truly excels
Between ketchup and yells
Is whine, make up shit, and squeal
Ha Ha! Good one, Doc!
Of particular poignancy today Doc. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
👏👏👏👏👏
Told you Fredo. You're sitting in judgement from sanctimonious assclowns. I had a friend who turned evangelical and MAGA. She lectured me on losing my faith in God, which I replied I didn't lose my faith in God only in those who call themselves Christian and support Don the Con. That was over three years ago.
Good for you Fredo. Dont know how you do it. You deserve some sanity!!
Is it possible that he loves McDonalds because god made the name Donold on the brand? Is McTrump the next thing?
Indeed. Those guys' minds slammed shut a long time ago
And applause
I'll say!! 👏👏👏👏👏
I can’t believe you listened to their lies (bull****)this long! Good for you for trying to get them to see the light! Enjoy the BREAK!!!!
Puppet master Peter Theil wants Greenland. He made his fortune mining in South Africa using slave labor and killing many people. He wants to do the same in Greenland.
Peter Thiel. 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' (well most of the time).
Thank you. Spelling has always been hard for me.
I have limited interactions with MAGATS Fredo,but from what I've heard they're relying on 'But what about Democrats!!', 'It's all AI and fake news!!'
A nine iron to the head might be the only way to knock some sense into your golfing companions.
Nah, 9 irons are expensive.
You should drop them like a doggie bag of dog shit! Give yourself a break. Those people are hopeless.
Tell him to golffuck himself
Good call.👍👍
Wow…you nailed it Jeff…there was so much fucking shit this week I bet it was hard to decide what was worse! Thanks for making me laugh at the idiocy!!!
Jeff, I am SO glad you still want to write, 'cause I sure as hell still want to read !!!
That meme ... Rage against the Vaccine. 🤣🤣 SO GOOD!
And Kid really needs to pay attention to leg day.
YAY!! The Nutsmacker!!
Seriously, the shitastic workout video...as virtually everything else in this criminal enterprise, is wasting so much tax money it makes me sick.
I wonder if Nick Fuentes has let his mother out of the basement yet. 🙄
The felon is going to ignore SCOTUS? Ooooooh Boy. I bet nothing happens.
I hate it here.
Well...K$ZY EYES did use the FBI jet to go the Olympics yesterday...I think he accepted Trump's Gold in the Giant Slalom.
It enrages me the amount of abuse thats happening.
Kid's edgy middle finger said, "Stick a finger in me--I'm done!" (Apologies to the late, great Ann Richards).
The law Mangolini is NOW relying on allows for tariffs that expire in 150 days unless approved and extended by Congress. So let's see what happens this summer when the gutless MAGAts have to vote on it.
My bet is that Trump extends them with some other pretext, so consecutive "emergencies." I wouldn't want to be running for Congress as a GOPer. Voters will have questions, and more and more I hear people asking what Congress is doing about this. They got nothing.
Does anyone have a condo for sale within cycling distance of the University of Toronto main campus? I want to be able to hear Professor Timothy Snyder provide live play-by-play of these transcendental cumstains destroying the U.S. of A.
Nick's mom in the basement? Disturbing thoughts come to mind.😂😂
LOL
Norman Bates is wagging his finger at you!
“Pamnesia.” I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read that! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Bondi's awfulness is so surreal
She's slimier than an eel
Her mendacious dictums
Against thousands of victims
Is immorality with disturbing zeal
But the Dow!
Fifty. Thousand. Dollars!
Is that to be divided equally amongst all the billionaires? So much winning.
👏🏻😂👏🏻
Damnit Doc!!! Made me get out the thesaurus!!!
Us non-brain worm addled have to stir the gray matter by actually thinking
Huh???....just kidding.
🏆🏆🏆🏆
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sadly I was. Now looking for paper towels.
And who in their right mind would go in a hot tub with the stuff RFK Jr is carrying. Nothing kills that shit.
He's definitely diaper loading.
Jeff, did you hear Be-Best-Bessent state that no one (companies or people) will be getting their monies back because of what SCOTUS ruled? I bet they’ve taken all of those billions and put them in their own offshore accounts. Talked about a dickwad!
Importantly that was discussed and will be but there is ambiguity in the way dopey talks about it in that they haven’t been imposed yet none of it. I just got a drop-down saying he is going to up it to 15% more. And the military is being deployed everywhere isn’t that projecting a ‘no plan’ just harassment and add two more then the clown show is the end, the end.
Well he sucks dick so dickwad is not too far off. Ask his husband.
It's never that I agree with Nazi incel groyper Nick Fuentes, but go ahead tell your subservient fuckfaces to stay home and don't vote. Pretty please so the GOP goes down like the Hindenberg.
'Just comply bro'
The workout memes! Wonderful! And, thank you so very much for reporting on the shitiot’s speeches. I cannot bear to listen to his nauseating voice, so your transcripted highlights keep me informed. ❤️
Shitiot
Perfection
I liked shitiot, as well. Great word to add to the list. I am so glad it is growing, as it provides us with so many ways to share our derision!
Those satiric band names for the Dipshit Duo were great!
Rage Against the Vaccine was a coffee-spitter!!
Meth Lab for Cutie is pretty good too!
Made my day.
😂😂😂
Kid Rock.... sheesh.... What if chlamydia became a real boy?
I'd really like to see the dems at Tuesday's SOTU holding signs reading; Release the Trump-Epstein PedoFiles, (but I'd settle for simply: Trump-Epstein Files.