A few other gems from that post: Bon Ivermectin, The Yeasty Boys, Klan Halen, Hide the Kids on the Block, Pinky and the Brain Worm, my Shriveled Ovaries. I was laughing and crying!
30 Seconds to SARS made me laugh but that's because I was aware that Jared Leto, "actor," fronts a "band" named 30 Seconds to Mars. These band names were largely delightful!
I can't choose a 'favourite', they're ALL so fabulous! People are just so smart and funny and I've no idea how they come up with these! As an aside (not to derail this hilarious thread), that 'good boy' doggo just happens to resemble very closely my Luka, although his fur is longer but with the same smiley face when he's enjoying momma's head rubs. Fwiw, dogs really do prefer being rubbed between ear and eye in that soft spot, although some (like Luka) also loves when I do a certain type of soft rub/scritch between his eyes and up across his head. MOST dogs don't truly enjoy 'pats' on the head - especially from strangers since they might perceive it as threatening, depending on their upbringing. Luka WAS one of those. It's taken years for him to trust me. :) He'd probably BITE the orange fucktwit because he gives off venom and spite.
SO this! The mangiest, most matted, dirty, in need of a bath, starving emaciated dog on the street (Luka was found on the streets of Brooklyn) is FAR BETTER than this horrid cur occupying while destroying OUR White House. Could not agree more, Ellyn!
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Yesssss. This was stellar, as always, Jeff. I laughed for an hour at least. And you’re right! Today some fucking idiotic crashed out again and raised his global illegal tariffs to FIFTEEN PERCENT. Take THAT, Supreme Court! You are NOT the boss of some fucking idiot!!
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Your comments always make my day, Exactly ! I'd love to have you in my corner of the internet too. A follow back would mean a lot so we can stay connected. 🤍
Your comments always make my day, Exactly ! I'd love to have you in my corner of the internet too. A follow back would mean a lot so we can stay connected. 🤍
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But unfortunately, the people who just told Trump he overstepped his authority, are the same people who granted him immunity from any consequences for overstepping his authority.
Incredible, right? Every single day, I wake up with my head in my hands. I’m convinced that the human mind is in decline and we live five gears in reverse.
I wake up every morning and hit the NYT shortcut on my iPad hoping to see a 72 Point headline reading TRUMP DROPS DEAD! Still waiting, but I won’t stop looking.
So true Stephanie. They already told him he can do whatever he wants without consequences so do they think THAT’S going to change anything? — “On top of all my other bullshit tariffs I’ll raise you a 10% tariff on everybody on earth. Ya that’s right—you get a tariff, and you get a tariff…everybody gets a tariff!”
“Now little Donnie, we don’t want you to crap your drawers because you don’t get something you want so we (the supremes) have decided that you can have and do why you want as long as you have fun; and, in the future, if us supremes tell you anything that you don’t like…well…just ignore us..we’re just a plaything for you anyway so it really doesn’t matter does it?”
How much do you think it’ll take to buy 2028 for the Not-Nazis? I wouldn’t mind a President that actually cared about all Americans having total immunity. 🙃
Y'know - they could SO EASILY redo that decision? AMEND it, do an apology to the Country stating that it was a 'failed experiment' and that THEY had overstepped THEIR authority before, so were now fixing it. Sure, he could still ignore them - use the military to stage a coup against our Scotus but would the military truly follow what would be clearly illegal orders? We're already headed that way, but who're the 'believers' going to listen to: Fuentes or an old, orange-spackled, one-foot in the grave warmonger ready to bomb Iran as he's been doing to Venezuelan fishermen - all while lying about 'peace'?
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Good Day Jeff, after that shit show by the god king I am still recovering. To assist in recovery I wish to bring forward “ Golf with MAGAs”. In this week’s installment I was told that I just do not understand how great a deal maker Donald is…you see I just don’t understand the art of deal making… ask for the moon then revise your demands. I am told Donald does not want Greenland or Canada. I am told I have TDS and that clouds my thinking. I replied that I never accused anyone of BDS who disagreed with me, and why go there? Is it due to the fact you are unable to defend your position? I then asked why this person wants to invade Iran… such as what geopolitical or strategic position would benefit the US? And if hostilities begin shouldn’t Congress have a say? Nope, I’m incorrect… due to the fact Donald is president and he should make all the decisions… never mind the courts or Congress or settled law… I’m taking a break from this crew, playing in another group next week… no MAGAs allowed. Best to All especially Jeff.
Told you Fredo. You're sitting in judgement from sanctimonious assclowns. I had a friend who turned evangelical and MAGA. She lectured me on losing my faith in God, which I replied I didn't lose my faith in God only in those who call themselves Christian and support Don the Con. That was over three years ago.
I have actually lost my faith in God. Christians should understand that their behavior is a ‘stumbling block’ to everyone looking on at this shit show. There are many, many Bible verses warning against just that. My thinking is that they must be liars…if they truly believed in typical Christian doctrine they’d be afraid of God’s judgement. So many awful people use Christianity as a ‘beard’ for their devious lifestyles - it’s difficult if not impossible to tell who is a ‘real’ Christian. I grew up with that type of hypocrisy; now it’s on hyper speed. Fuck them all.
None of this shit is God's fault. The flaw baked into this whole organized-religion cluster is that it is, by definition, man-centric. All we ever have is people (almost always, but not exclusively, men) *telling us* what god says and wants. It's horseshit all the way down, no pony.
I don't think there's a Big Carlin-esque Sky Daddy. But here's the laff riot: neither do any of those performative 'holy' people, weaponizing the irrational 'faith center' in human brains to dominate others.
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I don’t speak politics while playing golf or at lunch after the round. I never initiate a political discussion, however I will react if the facts, evidence or the law is cited incorrectly. This group wanted me to join a 2 day tournament about 2 hours from the Phoenix area as I have a comparatively low handicap. I figured that potential issues could arise as I do not drink alcohol while everyone else does past the point of almost tipping over… and since all are red hats I don’t need that type of maga drunk energy.. it’s for my own sanity…🫣
I unloaded any and all MAGA adjacent anyone from my personal sphere. I just can’t take it anymore. I hope you whipped their asses on the course with your way under par score.
Damn. Fuentes said something I agree with. His listeners should not vote in Nov 2026 and the Republican party should crash and burn. Damn. How can I agree with him? (of course, I disagree that a Nazi should win in 2028 so... there's that).
I think RFK Jr in the tub was an ice bath not a hot tub? still, who wears jeans in that? And I thought I heard Trump was at breakfast with governors when he heard the tariff news? I'm probably wrong.
All so stupid. Sure wish a reporter would win your Pulitzer award.
But I notice that you have a proclivity to try to shock by use of over the top vulgarities. Leave that sort of stuff to Jeff; he does it so much better. And cleaner
Anne, Jeff’s question is such a softball yet nobody asks. Anyone of us could get a really good list for the long answer or just go to what’s so easy, sociopathy. The Supremes said it their ruling is to one person and they told him it takes a group to do things. He can’t be the only one especially the most damaged brain (tears in my manly eyes) the world has ever seen uh, probably.
Somebody pointed out the other day that the muscles in your legs are less capable of absorbing or reacting to steroids - so while his top shows a lot of lumpy, he probably has legs like a sparrow. I googled "Kennedy's legs" - and can't find ANY pictures of him without full length trousers on.
Well, I’m sure we can all agree that we wouldn’t want RFK, Jr. to be rude while encouraging measles epidemics in multiple states or when trying to stop children from obtaining life saving vaccines on the proper schedule.
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Oops, my fat thumb sent my reply before I was ready. Meant to say I wish jr rfk would go all in the ice tub and show us how he can hold his breath under water for say 10 minutes.
The law Mangolini is NOW relying on allows for tariffs that expire in 150 days unless approved and extended by Congress. So let's see what happens this summer when the gutless MAGAts have to vote on it.
My bet is that Trump extends them with some other pretext, so consecutive "emergencies." I wouldn't want to be running for Congress as a GOPer. Voters will have questions, and more and more I hear people asking what Congress is doing about this. They got nothing.
Does anyone have a condo for sale within cycling distance of the University of Toronto main campus? I want to be able to hear Professor Timothy Snyder provide live play-by-play of these transcendental cumstains destroying the U.S. of A.
Wow…you nailed it Jeff…there was so much fucking shit this week I bet it was hard to decide what was worse! Thanks for making me laugh at the idiocy!!!
Jeff, did you hear Be-Best-Bessent state that no one (companies or people) will be getting their monies back because of what SCOTUS ruled? I bet they’ve taken all of those billions and put them in their own offshore accounts. Talk about a dickwad!
Importantly that was discussed and will be but there is ambiguity in the way dopey talks about it in that they haven’t been imposed yet none of it. I just got a drop-down saying he is going to up it to 15% more. And the military is being deployed everywhere isn’t that projecting a ‘no plan’ just harassment and add two more then the clown show is the end, the end.
I understand nutlick ran a con & bought up tariff refunds from importers at $ .20/1.00. I imagine he & his kids are pushing hard to roll out the refunds AND- I’m betting he’ll toss the mob boss a cut to help that happen.
It's never that I agree with Nazi incel groyper Nick Fuentes, but go ahead tell your subservient fuckfaces to stay home and don't vote. Pretty please so the GOP goes down like the Hindenberg.
The workout memes! Wonderful! And, thank you so very much for reporting on the shitiot’s speeches. I cannot bear to listen to his nauseating voice, so your transcripted highlights keep me informed. ❤️
Maybe he has Bad Bunny Derangement Syndrome. His discombobulated dancing around on stage in shorts while lip synching took whatever sexiness he imagines he had out to the gravel pit. So RFK, Jr. had the cure.
"Liberace-fucked-a-hillbilly aesthetic" ... pure gold
A few other gems from that post: Bon Ivermectin, The Yeasty Boys, Klan Halen, Hide the Kids on the Block, Pinky and the Brain Worm, my Shriveled Ovaries. I was laughing and crying!
The Klanberries.
The Mothers of Infection
My favorite! (Well, tied with "Septic and Garfungal"! LOL!)
Ooooh, that is really, really good.
😂😂😂
Excellent idea, although it will be hard to be beat Rage Against the Vaccine, IMHO.
Agreed!!!
Maybe some good musicians could form a band of that name to play at SOTU- and loudly so they drown it out.🤔🎼🎶
Besides, it's cool acronym- RAV- we could add 'everyone' and make it RAVE.
30 Seconds to SARS made me laugh but that's because I was aware that Jared Leto, "actor," fronts a "band" named 30 Seconds to Mars. These band names were largely delightful!
"Conejito Malo" - bonus - they'd think it sounded so cool, they would try to adopt it. then get sued or whatever.
Sorry - workshopping here ...
'Conejito Malo' - because they thought it sounded cool.
My favorite!
I can't choose a 'favourite', they're ALL so fabulous! People are just so smart and funny and I've no idea how they come up with these! As an aside (not to derail this hilarious thread), that 'good boy' doggo just happens to resemble very closely my Luka, although his fur is longer but with the same smiley face when he's enjoying momma's head rubs. Fwiw, dogs really do prefer being rubbed between ear and eye in that soft spot, although some (like Luka) also loves when I do a certain type of soft rub/scritch between his eyes and up across his head. MOST dogs don't truly enjoy 'pats' on the head - especially from strangers since they might perceive it as threatening, depending on their upbringing. Luka WAS one of those. It's taken years for him to trust me. :) He'd probably BITE the orange fucktwit because he gives off venom and spite.
In one of the things that will never happen the most: trump will not ever have any dog-like qualities ever.
No “good boy” for him. Nope. Even the worst dog is better than that piece of satan.
On the other hand, he's pretty mangey.
SO this! The mangiest, most matted, dirty, in need of a bath, starving emaciated dog on the street (Luka was found on the streets of Brooklyn) is FAR BETTER than this horrid cur occupying while destroying OUR White House. Could not agree more, Ellyn!
I agree Elizabeth.
I love it.
Counting STDs
😂😂😂
Ooohhhh😃
Spew 2
Stooly Dan
Excellent!
Fake? Final Crap? Oddest Louse? I like this game!
So so good!＼(￣▽￣)／
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Sonny & Bear
Sonny & Bare ?
Final thought from Bush's halcion days: The Nitty Ditty Nitty Gritty Great Bird. I'll stop now.
Dad's Bunny
My faith in Americans (well, some of them) has been fully restored.
Truly! I'm going to laugh at that one all weekend. Thanks Jeff, you have, yet again, made my day.
Yesssss. This was stellar, as always, Jeff. I laughed for an hour at least. And you’re right! Today some fucking idiotic crashed out again and raised his global illegal tariffs to FIFTEEN PERCENT. Take THAT, Supreme Court! You are NOT the boss of some fucking idiot!!
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The entire post was pure gold today! Lime sparkling water still coming out my nose.
Ouch
ooooh, that had to hurt!
Agreed, that was superb.
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These people are un-fucking-believable! Liberace, the hillbilly and the Nazis.
Stellar imagery
😂😂😂😂😂
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The steroid and the hemorrhoid!
Rfk Jr is definitely taking some stuff!
He’s still Ridin’ the White Horse Jennifer!
Absolutely!
*slow claps*
😂😂😂😂
BRAVO! :)
That was effing GOLD.
Thank you!! ♥️
AAAAAHHHHH, I see what ya did there, and I fucken love it!!!
Perfection! Les mots justes!
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But unfortunately, the people who just told Trump he overstepped his authority, are the same people who granted him immunity from any consequences for overstepping his authority.
Welp. nobody could've seen that coming. Apparently. 😏
We could NAZI that coming
We're PAID to NAZI that coming!
Touché Joe!
Incredible, right? Every single day, I wake up with my head in my hands. I’m convinced that the human mind is in decline and we live five gears in reverse.
I wake up every morning and hit the NYT shortcut on my iPad hoping to see a 72 Point headline reading TRUMP DROPS DEAD! Still waiting, but I won’t stop looking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4iBDvJMY_Y
Thank you!!! What a perfect song- maybe that could be played to drown out SOTU!
Oh I do too! Or for my hubby to tell me because he got the news in the wee hours because he works late. I’ll take the news any time any way!
So much funnier if one learned to drive on a standard 😄
Dana, that is the best!!
So true Stephanie. They already told him he can do whatever he wants without consequences so do they think THAT’S going to change anything? — “On top of all my other bullshit tariffs I’ll raise you a 10% tariff on everybody on earth. Ya that’s right—you get a tariff, and you get a tariff…everybody gets a tariff!”
“Now little Donnie, we don’t want you to crap your drawers because you don’t get something you want so we (the supremes) have decided that you can have and do why you want as long as you have fun; and, in the future, if us supremes tell you anything that you don’t like…well…just ignore us..we’re just a plaything for you anyway so it really doesn’t matter does it?”
What a bunch of wet noodles
This morning that became 15% on everybody on Earth, just because
Will agent orange suffer any consequences for ignoring the SCOTUS ruling🧐 Nah. Why should he; after all, he’s above the law🤬🤬🤬🤬
And don't ALL presidents have immunity??
Only if they are vaxxed
Bazinga.
😂😂😂
I see what ya did there 🤣🤣
🙌👏🏻🙌👏🏻🙌👏🏻🎉💕💗
So will President Newsome be able to shoot demento in the face and not face consequences?
They do now.
How much do you think it’ll take to buy 2028 for the Not-Nazis? I wouldn’t mind a President that actually cared about all Americans having total immunity. 🙃
Y'know - they could SO EASILY redo that decision? AMEND it, do an apology to the Country stating that it was a 'failed experiment' and that THEY had overstepped THEIR authority before, so were now fixing it. Sure, he could still ignore them - use the military to stage a coup against our Scotus but would the military truly follow what would be clearly illegal orders? We're already headed that way, but who're the 'believers' going to listen to: Fuentes or an old, orange-spackled, one-foot in the grave warmonger ready to bomb Iran as he's been doing to Venezuelan fishermen - all while lying about 'peace'?
Exactly Stephanie, how is SCOTUS going to back that bus up?
F’ing yup
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Ugh!!! Truth
Can we call that band Meth Leppard by the way?
Klan Halen's got some competition now.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Good Day Jeff, after that shit show by the god king I am still recovering. To assist in recovery I wish to bring forward “ Golf with MAGAs”. In this week’s installment I was told that I just do not understand how great a deal maker Donald is…you see I just don’t understand the art of deal making… ask for the moon then revise your demands. I am told Donald does not want Greenland or Canada. I am told I have TDS and that clouds my thinking. I replied that I never accused anyone of BDS who disagreed with me, and why go there? Is it due to the fact you are unable to defend your position? I then asked why this person wants to invade Iran… such as what geopolitical or strategic position would benefit the US? And if hostilities begin shouldn’t Congress have a say? Nope, I’m incorrect… due to the fact Donald is president and he should make all the decisions… never mind the courts or Congress or settled law… I’m taking a break from this crew, playing in another group next week… no MAGAs allowed. Best to All especially Jeff.
His book was called The Art of the Deal
But the ghostwriter said it tweren't real
Where he truly excels
Between ketchup and yells
Is whine, make up shit, and squeal
Ha Ha! Good one, Doc!
Of particular poignancy today Doc. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
👏👏👏👏👏
Your magnum opus to date, Doc.
Did you like this one better than the "Tick tock motherfucker" limerick?
I missed that one, I think.
This one has clean lines with references but immediate concepts (ketchup, it's what's for dinner). It's punchy and rolls right off the tongue.
Here it is, for posterity. I think I posted it twice last week:
The conman who thinks everyone a sucker
Cannot feel his dead sphincter pucker
Despite Bondi's deflecting
The world is expecting
Your downfall. Tick tock, motherfucker.
Tough choice, I like the 'ketchup' one better. Thank you for your service.
Told you Fredo. You're sitting in judgement from sanctimonious assclowns. I had a friend who turned evangelical and MAGA. She lectured me on losing my faith in God, which I replied I didn't lose my faith in God only in those who call themselves Christian and support Don the Con. That was over three years ago.
I have actually lost my faith in God. Christians should understand that their behavior is a ‘stumbling block’ to everyone looking on at this shit show. There are many, many Bible verses warning against just that. My thinking is that they must be liars…if they truly believed in typical Christian doctrine they’d be afraid of God’s judgement. So many awful people use Christianity as a ‘beard’ for their devious lifestyles - it’s difficult if not impossible to tell who is a ‘real’ Christian. I grew up with that type of hypocrisy; now it’s on hyper speed. Fuck them all.
None of this shit is God's fault. The flaw baked into this whole organized-religion cluster is that it is, by definition, man-centric. All we ever have is people (almost always, but not exclusively, men) *telling us* what god says and wants. It's horseshit all the way down, no pony.
I don't think there's a Big Carlin-esque Sky Daddy. But here's the laff riot: neither do any of those performative 'holy' people, weaponizing the irrational 'faith center' in human brains to dominate others.
I have said the same
Nice.
Good for you Fredo. Dont know how you do it. You deserve some sanity!!
Is it possible that he loves McDonalds because god made the name Donold on the brand? Is McTrump the next thing?
Indeed. Those guys' minds slammed shut a long time ago
And applause
I'll say!! 👏👏👏👏👏
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I can’t believe you listened to their lies (bull****)this long! Good for you for trying to get them to see the light! Enjoy the BREAK!!!!
Peter Theil wants Greenland. He made his fortune mining in South Africa. He wants to do the same in Greenland.
Peter Thiel. 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' (well most of the time).
Yes, but Theil is from the original German phrase -- Sig Theil!
I just call him boss of the gay tech mafia.
(+immigrant?)
“Except when sounded like ‘a’ as in neighbor or weigh.” There’s more but I don’t remember it exactly.
or when Einstein seizes a weird foreign heifer
Thank you. Spelling has always been hard for me.
I have limited interactions with MAGATS Fredo,but from what I've heard they're relying on 'But what about Democrats!!', 'It's all AI and fake news!!'
Or, "How about that stock market?"
The DOW… 😏
An old joke in NYC after the Art of The Deal came out.
How to make a billion dollars the Donald Trump way?
Step 1 : Inherit two billion from your father...
You should drop them like a doggie bag of dog shit! Give yourself a break. Those people are hopeless.
A nine iron to the head might be the only way to knock some sense into your golfing companions.
Nah, 9 irons are expensive.
But would a putter do the job?
It might get wedged
The way I golf it would get sliced .
😂😂😂
I think that shot calls for a mashie over a niblick or a putter
Tell him to golffuck himself
My golf ladies and I have a pact: When our group is all dems, we can talk politics. If we have even 1 RW(NJ), we zip it. Keeps things civil.
I don’t speak politics while playing golf or at lunch after the round. I never initiate a political discussion, however I will react if the facts, evidence or the law is cited incorrectly. This group wanted me to join a 2 day tournament about 2 hours from the Phoenix area as I have a comparatively low handicap. I figured that potential issues could arise as I do not drink alcohol while everyone else does past the point of almost tipping over… and since all are red hats I don’t need that type of maga drunk energy.. it’s for my own sanity…🫣
Inebriated MAGA? That’s hell right there.
Good call.👍👍
I really don’t know how you continue to play with them
I unloaded any and all MAGA adjacent anyone from my personal sphere. I just can’t take it anymore. I hope you whipped their asses on the course with your way under par score.
Har! You’ve finally seen the light! Ditch those MAGA Morons!
I don't know how you stood it as long as you did, Fredo.
Damn. Fuentes said something I agree with. His listeners should not vote in Nov 2026 and the Republican party should crash and burn. Damn. How can I agree with him? (of course, I disagree that a Nazi should win in 2028 so... there's that).
I think RFK Jr in the tub was an ice bath not a hot tub? still, who wears jeans in that? And I thought I heard Trump was at breakfast with governors when he heard the tariff news? I'm probably wrong.
All so stupid. Sure wish a reporter would win your Pulitzer award.
A Nazi already won in 2024.
Touché Anne!
I know why a man wears jeans in an ice bath: Shrinkage.
And let's hope no one explains to Fuentes what he's doing.
I think steroids cause some anal leakage... sorry...I should of warned you about that.
Is that true? Must Google.
😳
WTF! Somethings are best left unsaid.
But I notice that you have a proclivity to try to shock by use of over the top vulgarities. Leave that sort of stuff to Jeff; he does it so much better. And cleaner
Also thinking shrinkage! 🤣🤣🤣
Somebody needs to ask Fuentes what he's drinking, smoking, snorting or injecting.
Really? Do we care, even? Or maybe that’s just me.
SKIN TIGHT jeans at that. Is this 1982?
Anne, Jeff’s question is such a softball yet nobody asks. Anyone of us could get a really good list for the long answer or just go to what’s so easy, sociopathy. The Supremes said it their ruling is to one person and they told him it takes a group to do things. He can’t be the only one especially the most damaged brain (tears in my manly eyes) the world has ever seen uh, probably.
At this point, I'm thinking there must be something wrong with his legs. Why does he wear jeans to work out? No one does that. No one!
Somebody pointed out the other day that the muscles in your legs are less capable of absorbing or reacting to steroids - so while his top shows a lot of lumpy, he probably has legs like a sparrow. I googled "Kennedy's legs" - and can't find ANY pictures of him without full length trousers on.
I thought the same thing - he has skinny legs.
I don’t understand the jeans in the tub either, but I’m absolutely sure there are alternatives that would be infinitely worse!
I think he thinks it makes him look hot.
Gag!
🤮🤮
I saw somewhere that he is a “never nude”
Well, that's good news. . .
Hear, hear!
I must be tired - I misread your comment as saying never rude!
Never nude was a gag on the show Arrested Development. He is always rude
Well, I’m sure we can all agree that we wouldn’t want RFK, Jr. to be rude while encouraging measles epidemics in multiple states or when trying to stop children from obtaining life saving vaccines on the proper schedule.
good point - seeing him nekkid, for example!
Some things are too horrible to even contemplate.
Agree I’m outta’ here.
Easy - so we couldn't possibly suss out his shrink dink.
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Wish jr rfk would go all in the ice tub shus how he can hold his
Oops, my fat thumb sent my reply before I was ready. Meant to say I wish jr rfk would go all in the ice tub and show us how he can hold his breath under water for say 10 minutes.
That meme ... Rage against the Vaccine. 🤣🤣 SO GOOD!
And Kid really needs to pay attention to leg day.
YAY!! The Nutsmacker!!
Seriously, the shitastic workout video...as virtually everything else in this criminal enterprise, is wasting so much tax money it makes me sick.
I wonder if Nick Fuentes has let his mother out of the basement yet. 🙄
The felon is going to ignore SCOTUS? Ooooooh Boy. I bet nothing happens.
I hate it here.
Well...K$ZY EYES did use the FBI jet to go the Olympics yesterday...I think he accepted Trump's Gold in the Giant Slalom.
It enrages me the amount of abuse thats happening.
Kid's edgy middle finger said, "Stick a finger in me--I'm done!" (Apologies to the late, great Ann Richards).
Her memory is a blessing — it reminds me that many parts of Texas were, and could again be, sane.
The law Mangolini is NOW relying on allows for tariffs that expire in 150 days unless approved and extended by Congress. So let's see what happens this summer when the gutless MAGAts have to vote on it.
My bet is that Trump extends them with some other pretext, so consecutive "emergencies." I wouldn't want to be running for Congress as a GOPer. Voters will have questions, and more and more I hear people asking what Congress is doing about this. They got nothing.
That won’t play well in the midterms.
The ads against MAGAts voting FOR extending the tariffs will write themselves.
Does anyone have a condo for sale within cycling distance of the University of Toronto main campus? I want to be able to hear Professor Timothy Snyder provide live play-by-play of these transcendental cumstains destroying the U.S. of A.
Nick's mom in the basement? Disturbing thoughts come to mind.😂😂
Norman Bates is wagging his finger at you!
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Wow…you nailed it Jeff…there was so much fucking shit this week I bet it was hard to decide what was worse! Thanks for making me laugh at the idiocy!!!
Jeff, I am SO glad you still want to write, 'cause I sure as hell still want to read !!!
Jeff, did you hear Be-Best-Bessent state that no one (companies or people) will be getting their monies back because of what SCOTUS ruled? I bet they’ve taken all of those billions and put them in their own offshore accounts. Talk about a dickwad!
Importantly that was discussed and will be but there is ambiguity in the way dopey talks about it in that they haven’t been imposed yet none of it. I just got a drop-down saying he is going to up it to 15% more. And the military is being deployed everywhere isn’t that projecting a ‘no plan’ just harassment and add two more then the clown show is the end, the end.
Well he sucks dick so dickwad is not too far off. Ask his husband.
I understand nutlick ran a con & bought up tariff refunds from importers at $ .20/1.00. I imagine he & his kids are pushing hard to roll out the refunds AND- I’m betting he’ll toss the mob boss a cut to help that happen.
“Pamnesia.” I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read that! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Bondi's awfulness is so surreal
She's slimier than an eel
Her mendacious dictums
Against thousands of victims
Is immorality with disturbing zeal
But the Dow!
Fifty. Thousand. Dollars!
Is that to be divided equally amongst all the billionaires? So much winning.
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Damnit Doc!!! Made me get out the thesaurus!!!
Us non-brain worm addled have to stir the gray matter by actually thinking
Huh???....just kidding.
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Sadly I was. Now looking for paper towels.
And who in their right mind would go in a hot tub with the stuff RFK Jr is carrying. Nothing kills that shit.
He's definitely diaper loading.
It's never that I agree with Nazi incel groyper Nick Fuentes, but go ahead tell your subservient fuckfaces to stay home and don't vote. Pretty please so the GOP goes down like the Hindenberg.
'Just comply bro'
Kid Rock.... sheesh.... What if chlamydia became a real boy?
The workout memes! Wonderful! And, thank you so very much for reporting on the shitiot’s speeches. I cannot bear to listen to his nauseating voice, so your transcripted highlights keep me informed. ❤️
Shitiot
Perfection
I liked shitiot, as well. Great word to add to the list. I am so glad it is growing, as it provides us with so many ways to share our derision!
Those satirical band names for the Dipshit Duo were great!
Rage Against the Vaccine was a coffee-spitter!!
Meth Lab for Cutie is pretty good too!
Made my day.
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Just a guy fooling around with a Kid in the sauna. Nothing wrong with that!
Kid Rock?? Sure, tweaker,but somehow flabby too...it's disturbing.
Maybe he has Bad Bunny Derangement Syndrome. His discombobulated dancing around on stage in shorts while lip synching took whatever sexiness he imagines he had out to the gravel pit. So RFK, Jr. had the cure.