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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Yeah, who better to have a sneaker line than a bloated, whale who can’t walk down a ramp without assistance? Trump thinks he’s the new Shaq or Michael Jordan. He’s calling his new shoes Never Surrender, because Air Bone Spurs doesn’t have the right ring to it.

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Kerbo's avatar

He can’t bend over to tie shoes so he’ll never be able to wear them himself in any case.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Skechers Step-In's for ol' Orange Diaper Load.

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Janine's avatar

He won't eve ln know what they look like on him because he can't see his feet due to his fat bloat from all those *Fish Delights*

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RV maxima's avatar

Melania needs to show him how to walk down ramps in lifts. She of stiletto heels, on grass even. Hey, where is Mel anyway? She must be extra pissed after the big 450 finding.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Maybe she's getting some comfort from the pool boy.

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RV maxima's avatar

Looking for some 'love' or more likely someone that can provide the lifestyle she has become ( and likely signed an agreement to) a custom to, and is in jeopardy of losing. THAT is a full time job, especially after Friday!

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Wendy's avatar

The poor dear. Bless her heart. After finding out she's been designated the worst First Lady alongside the worst President in history, hopefully she is consoling herself with her next Christmas masterpiece.

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RV maxima's avatar

For sure. Must be why she is in hiding, really "creating " a masterpiece. That or she wants someone else to portray the wife in The Terror of Stinky,Trump2.0.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

That makes sense to me.

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DR Darke's avatar

I suspect she's staying in Slovenia with the excuse that she needs to take care of her mother's estate.

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RV maxima's avatar

Haha...and 1/2 my family has its roots there. Busy learning how to make Potica, surely!

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RV maxima's avatar

I think she is more thin skinned than 'the donald', if that is possible.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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