Jeff, I have to thank you for all the ways you are able to make me laugh out loud with your commentary on these idiot dipshits. I’m sitting here chuckling as I write this. I truly appreciate all the time you take to serve these people up for the rest of us to enjoy! You’re one in a million. Please never stop!
I really hope Biden's team is working on that, so IF Biden wins in Nov. they'll have somebody all set up who actually UNDERSTANDS politics in America in 2024. Joe, you did your part compensating Garland with the AG appointment as compensation for being cheated out of his Supreme Court nomination in 2016. Now, let's get down to real, effective work in the DOJ if you get a second term.
He should have removed Garland 2 years ago but today works for me. Garland needs to be investigated. The seditionists couldn’t have it any better with him n charge. Then to allow the personal political jab at Biden, including a political stunt at the expense of his son’s memory was enough fr me to wish someone could give a bunch of these MAGA helpers an up close view of brass knuckles.
I suspect Garland is a Federalist Society plant, designed to slow walk the prosecution of Trump and his enablers. Neither Ginny Thomas nor any member of Congress has been charged. At what point does Garland begin to interfere with Jack Smith? Garland needs to be investigated, and he needs to resign or be fired before he can do any more damage.
Susan: unloading Mr Peepers Garland is not the answer. It is now past. What happens now? How does this get rebutted… and I dont mean Joe’s barely audible denials. He is not helping his case. At minimum: social and old media need to blast out the last few derangements from DD’s facial pie hole. Do we want a geriatric or a psychopath….. that is what the binary is. Liberty and rule of law and some semblance of democracy or a facistic dictatorship where Steve Bannon succeeds the Forever Christ Leader?
Funny how Barr had a "special" prosecutor and when Mueller turned in his report Barr wrote a defamatory 4p. book report, saying nah nothing to see here, don't bother.
And if you can't get to the column until later, it heats up beautifully and is just a good for dinner or even late night snack! That Jeff guy, he stays fresh until the next day! Go figure.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times; but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us
Mary, it’s very hard to believe that there are more sane people here than not. Last round 8 million more of us voted for Biden. But with a right wing owned media and court system, we have to try to focus on this: vote for Biden or enter the horrors of full Fascism.
We have to overwhelmingly win the next election so that there will be no doubt even on MAGGA’s part, or give them no ammunition for any claims to argue.
I'm from Nova Scotia. Been in the Bay Area since 1977. I think we'll be OK, but if not, I can move to British Columbia. My childhood friend settled there. Where do you live?
I’ve heard it’s beautiful! I don’t know if I could take the cold weather. I’m a California girl! But if weighed against 4 more years of Trump I could make the sacrifice! Will Canada take us?
Absolutely. We only have around 38 million people, 2nd largest country in the world and nothing but natural resources. I can adopt you! Along with 500 of my closest friends...
I inquired recently about moving to Canada, and was told that I'm probably too old (74) and too poor (on Social Security) to be accepted. Have no choice but to stay and try to fight. Now I know how non-Nazi Germans felt in 1933, especially those who were unable to leave. Damn, I'm terrified.
Nova Scotia so beautiful. You have lots of snow? I live in Toronto. I worry if Trump gets in so will Poilievre, then so will Marina Le Pen who Trump will love and the cascading effect of right winged fucknuts will overtake the world. *shiver*
They don't have time. They're too busy shoveling snow...and we can always use more people to help. Besides, we love people hanging out on our porches drinking beer and playing music. We even do that in the winter...
Marry me! You are too old to adopt...I wouldn't get the Canadian benefits! To speak Canadian, just enunciate and watch your grammar! Must have excellent sense of humor, like Tiedrich followers.
But seriously what if he wins?? Is there a game plan for real I just feel like we are all praying he doesn't win ....but if he does oh my God it's like sick just like a resurrection of Hitler does anyone have any ideas brainstorms?
Well, about blind but maybe if I start practicing now at the rifle range I can compensate and could be a good shot by then. I would take one for the team as a patriotic sacrifice.
I can’t believe it hasn’t. Either that or if the rumors true about his amphetamine use that would destroy his heart. I feel like he’s living on borrowed time.
Agree with that. As someone else posted, the no longer white/yellowing eyeballs are a clear sign of either liver failure or disease. And the years of fried foods probably hasn’t left the arteries too clean.
If he wins, they’ll rename it Trumpsylvania. I guess. What is that orange turd with ears foomfetting about? Crazy old bastard, take the sacred name of Pennsylvania out of your filthy mouth. If there was a god, Mojo Nixon would be alive and you’d be riding a red-hot spiked Tilt-A-Whirl in hell, you weird old revenant of the gross 1980s.
Trump knows that if he wins Pennsylvania, he wins the Electoral College. Trump is using his "Starbucks won't say Christmas" scare tactics to enrage his audience in PA with "they" are going to somehow take over PA, starting with changing its name. IOW, Trump is attempting to use the you'll lose your country if you don't fight like hell to keep it. It's all part of the same imaginary war for the "Real Americans" - Trump's MAGA faithful. So at this "double your dupe" rally, this speech was given to the NRA gathering in PA. The NRA is bankrupt because they followed Wayne LaPierre who took luxury vacations on the NRA membership's dime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFCr_qfAzlo And they give all their money to Trump who pockets it to fight his legal battles, because he's a con artist like Wayne. Therefore, PA MAGA shouldn't worry about losing a name; they should worry about losing their eyesight because they're being robbed blind.
Good point. I can’t see how Pennsylvanians would be pleasured about changing the name of their state so Trumps name change declaration might back fire on him. I surely would take offense if he suggested to change the name of my home state, The Old North State, as they used to call North Carolina. This country is a nation of States and regardless of our loyalty to country we hold our states sacred, everyone’s proud of their home state regardless. Not that he in any way could but let’s hope his speaking about changing the name of one of the original 13 colonies and was established by William Penn, the city of Philadelphia being the first capital, and a state with so much history, so vital to the revolution, Trump just screwed himself royally because he attacked the one thing most people have pride in and that’s their state. I think he lost rather than gained any votes there even with the hard right.
Pennsylvanian here. I have a tastefully framed poster of Penn's Treaty with the Indians on my living room wall (original in PA State Museum). I would be fighting mad if someone tried to change the state name.
I can't take another 4 to XX years of waking up every morning to see if he bombed someone yet. Please let sanity prevail.
I can’t imagine it either. It was hard living through 8 years of the Bush administration and Iraq invasion, the lost lives and debt to benefit a few, it still makes me angry that so many Americans were fooled into believing the rhetoric. I was elated when those years were over and we had President Obama, a real statesman, one I could trust to make the right decisions and I thought the “dumb it down” years were behind us and then came Donald Trump piling it on heavier and dumbing it down along with violence and destruction, believing himself to be king or dictator and making America a laughing stock to the rest of the world.
Going so far in his mad rants to even suggest changing the name of any state but Pennsylvania especially. I remember our visit there to Hershey, Amish country and several trips to Gettysburg civil war park for my son. We even went at night. I’m partial to Pennsylvania with its rich history and beautiful country side. Trump is a moron saying that even to his maga audience and I hope it backfires.
Trump’s not saying HE would change the name….. he’s saying THEY would change it if THEY win. So he’s scaring the magas that Biden & the evil Democrats will do that if they win.
As I have said elsewhere re: Joe Biden's bad memory: I'd rather have a President who says, "I can't remember that." than a President who says, "I take the fifth on that".
Trump is old…….AND Trump is a liar, a fraud, a con, a scumbag, a racist, a fascist, a traitor, a sex abuser, a defamer, a coward, an arrogant imbecile, Putin’s puppet, and an all-around piece-of-shit.
Trump promises to punish and get revenge the people they hate. That's all there is to it. They need to feel superior to "those other people" to make them feel better about their own unhappy lives and poor decisions. And Trump gives them that.
"frozen fish stick heir and toasted testicle aficianado" 🤣 And Mike Lindell selling bottle brushes was NOT on my list. Serious question, people. After yesterday's devastation, you think we can get above it and drive MAGA out in November? Because Elvis can't be President. 😂 Can America understand what's at stake? Jeff, you are simply outstanding and you always bring me hope. ✌️💙
This is brilliant insanity and narcissism l, comparing himself to Elvis. First it was Jesus, so he is proof of the Second Coming. (HOW DO they reconcile his flouting of the 10 Commandments and the Golden Rule?)
Now he is a distant relative/avatar/reappearance of Elvis the King. Makes perfect sense. He needs another persona to hijack and inhabit
You/we can absolutely count on every woman who has any self respect to vote blue. The crazy Rs are trying to pass ever more really restrictive laws against women.
If you don’t already do so, please read & support Jessica Valenti’s Substack
“Abortion Every Day” & she is on TikTok as auntiekilljoy She keeps us up to date on all the shenanigans the forced-birth idiots are trying to sneak by under the radar; just like they did the takeover of the judiciary & AG offices.
The squirrels in that OrangeDoucheFuck’s head need to keep rattling around in there and start chomping on the remaining brain cells. I’ve never in decades would have believed that a fuckstain like Drumpf would ever win the Presidency.. but hot damn Rethuglicans picked their new Jesus. I honestly don’t know how we get rid of such an F- ing loser in our government. And what is more sickening is how many crazyassed people love that incoherentbabblingfatfuckrejectgriftingassmunch. We are so F’d of he gets another shot in the WH.
Orange-Anus doing that flag molesting thing, was appalling, like when someone's poorly-trained dog humps a guests leg! Maybe they should get him neutered.
I would love it if someone could run Trump’s stuff with a chipmunk voice. If this is an American version of a manly-man that women want and men want to be, then the brainwashers are really good at their jobs … though it helps if your targets are mindless to begin with.
Helium tanks are filled at my house..my young son wanted balloons last bday party and I just happen to have a very large tank still filled with helium.. hehehe anyone want a hit 🤣😂🤣I sound like Alvin from the Chipmunks 🐿️… Trump sucks donkey balls…LMFAO.. fuck that’s fun
Oh my God no he doesnt Elvis at his poor worst looked better than that old wrinkled bastard . He also wasnt a selfish person like that orange Turd . Uggggg
I would feel much more in tune with the Universe if there actually were examples of divine justice and karma. If I knew in advance that the morbidly obese former president- the heaviest since Taft!- would be held accountable, I could sleep easier. My faith in mankind has been sorely tested by the deplorable cheerleaders for this fraction of a man!
Jeff, you hit it out of the park with “toasted testicles”, it’s just the fact that while I read coffee came shooting out my nose…. Dang man, have you no mercy? Hope u and fellow travelers have a great weekend👍
It's nice to see that Saturday is just another sterling day of writing for Jeff! Happy Lunar New Year, everyone, from California. Year of the Wood Dragon 🐉 😎
The "blame it on me," the "I look like Elvis"--they're trivial, just preening for his ego. But "they're going to re-name Pennsylvania"--THAT'S FUCKING INSANE. If the Trump guy on SNL said that, we'd laugh because it's arbitrary and absurd. It would be a satire of fear-mongering. THAT's the clip Dems should use in an ad.
Maybe TFG doesn’t realize that the proper name of PA is The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. So if he hears the official name used he’ll say, “See I told you they’d change the name of Pennsylvania!”
Geez Louise could a few ex-pats jump in here and tell us which country we can move to?
I’m retired so I can only live in Canada legally for 6 months.
Jeff, I have to thank you for all the ways you are able to make me laugh out loud with your commentary on these idiot dipshits. I’m sitting here chuckling as I write this. I truly appreciate all the time you take to serve these people up for the rest of us to enjoy! You’re one in a million. Please never stop!
My sentiments exactly, Becky. Thank you Jeff!!
Agree!! Just got through reading and laughing out loud! Priceless!
At some points I was choking from laughter. Wut!
What a glorious read to start a Saturday morning! It helps to ease the annoyance, and disgust from the special prosecutor and his editorializing…
The Special Prosecutor story yesterday really turned my stomach. I was so pissed off... where is Merrick Garland? He needs to go. 🙄
I really hope Biden's team is working on that, so IF Biden wins in Nov. they'll have somebody all set up who actually UNDERSTANDS politics in America in 2024. Joe, you did your part compensating Garland with the AG appointment as compensation for being cheated out of his Supreme Court nomination in 2016. Now, let's get down to real, effective work in the DOJ if you get a second term.
He should have removed Garland 2 years ago but today works for me. Garland needs to be investigated. The seditionists couldn’t have it any better with him n charge. Then to allow the personal political jab at Biden, including a political stunt at the expense of his son’s memory was enough fr me to wish someone could give a bunch of these MAGA helpers an up close view of brass knuckles.
And Louisville Sluggers.
I suspect Garland is a Federalist Society plant, designed to slow walk the prosecution of Trump and his enablers. Neither Ginny Thomas nor any member of Congress has been charged. At what point does Garland begin to interfere with Jack Smith? Garland needs to be investigated, and he needs to resign or be fired before he can do any more damage.
Merrick Garland is a disgrace and a coward.
Susan: unloading Mr Peepers Garland is not the answer. It is now past. What happens now? How does this get rebutted… and I dont mean Joe’s barely audible denials. He is not helping his case. At minimum: social and old media need to blast out the last few derangements from DD’s facial pie hole. Do we want a geriatric or a psychopath….. that is what the binary is. Liberty and rule of law and some semblance of democracy or a facistic dictatorship where Steve Bannon succeeds the Forever Christ Leader?
Funny how Barr had a "special" prosecutor and when Mueller turned in his report Barr wrote a defamatory 4p. book report, saying nah nothing to see here, don't bother.
But I guess Garland slept in that day.
Right
And if you can't get to the column until later, it heats up beautifully and is just a good for dinner or even late night snack! That Jeff guy, he stays fresh until the next day! Go figure.
Elvis sightings! Hilarious. Canadian here: I live in fear of your next election.
We live in fear, too. :(
You bet! Volunteer! Donate!💙✌️
Iam doing both!!!
Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times; but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us
🖤
I do love that from the 1st movie and very moving after 2001 attack. The next example must be, the calling is coming from inside the house.
Just an idea
Mary, it’s very hard to believe that there are more sane people here than not. Last round 8 million more of us voted for Biden. But with a right wing owned media and court system, we have to try to focus on this: vote for Biden or enter the horrors of full Fascism.
We have to overwhelmingly win the next election so that there will be no doubt even on MAGGA’s part, or give them no ammunition for any claims to argue.
My Canadian friends refer to themselves as the “tenants in the apartment above the crack den”, and I’m so sorry for all of us! Stay warm up north!🫶🏼
deep.....very very deep...scary deep
Oh, we all do.
Get ready for the political refugees if it goes the wrong way here!
No kidding! International Falls
Only a few hours away. I could always claim a long fishing vacation.
Not as much as we do
I'm from Nova Scotia. Been in the Bay Area since 1977. I think we'll be OK, but if not, I can move to British Columbia. My childhood friend settled there. Where do you live?
Lucky you. I’m still trying to figure out a refuge.
Come to Toronto. There are 6 million of us.
I spent three months in Toronto in 2018. Absolutely fantastic city, but, those winters!
It was 14 degrees here yesterday (nearly 60 degrees for our American friends here). No snow.
Everyone that visits Canada loves it
I hope you still feel this way after the election!! Have a great weekend!!
I’ve heard it’s beautiful! I don’t know if I could take the cold weather. I’m a California girl! But if weighed against 4 more years of Trump I could make the sacrifice! Will Canada take us?
Absolutely. We only have around 38 million people, 2nd largest country in the world and nothing but natural resources. I can adopt you! Along with 500 of my closest friends...
I inquired recently about moving to Canada, and was told that I'm probably too old (74) and too poor (on Social Security) to be accepted. Have no choice but to stay and try to fight. Now I know how non-Nazi Germans felt in 1933, especially those who were unable to leave. Damn, I'm terrified.
My Grandpa was born in Nova Scotia. Sure has crossed my mind to go back “home” His forebears were Loyalists. I’ve thought about that a lot too.
Cool! We’ll be a nation of Lindas!!
How many people can you adopt, Linda? I am thinking of myself, you know. :)
Will they allow a semi retired copywriter to live in Toronto? I spent 10 days there once and loved it!
Absolutely. My cousins can adopt you. Toronto is really amazing!
Nova Scotia so beautiful. You have lots of snow? I live in Toronto. I worry if Trump gets in so will Poilievre, then so will Marina Le Pen who Trump will love and the cascading effect of right winged fucknuts will overtake the world. *shiver*
We're in this together, as Joyce Vance says. Do you follow her? She's extraordinary and keeps chickens! She lives in Alabama.
Nova Scotia is not as cold as Toronto, but the winters are long. The Bay Area climate is perfect!
I'm staying positive re the US.
Yes I follow her too.
Will Canada have to build a wall to keep fleeing US citizens who believe in democracy out?? I love Canada!!!
I have a number of friends who left the U.S. during the Vietnam war. And they are great!
They don't have time. They're too busy shoveling snow...and we can always use more people to help. Besides, we love people hanging out on our porches drinking beer and playing music. We even do that in the winter...
Moved to Baja 4 years ago. Fearful of what I saw coming in the US .
Adopt me! I’m not quite 80 years old and could learn to speak Canadian.
Marry me! You are too old to adopt...I wouldn't get the Canadian benefits! To speak Canadian, just enunciate and watch your grammar! Must have excellent sense of humor, like Tiedrich followers.
Do I have to watch my language? [ I do have an excellent sense of humor, but 4 letter words are my favorites].
Canadians are hilarious. We appreciate a sense of humour.
Can confirm, I married one.
Well, Canadians are a bit more reserved until you don't help them shovel out their driveways.
Mary, same here and I live very close to the US border.
We’ll be knocking on your door if LDFF is elected.
Not as much as we do.
As my Alberta pals say: when the US sneeEs Canada catches a cold
From your lips to gods ears! 🤞🤞
Or Ronald McDonalds’s ears; either will work.🤷🏻♀️
😸😸
Anybody! 😂😂
👍👍
Amen!
But seriously what if he wins?? Is there a game plan for real I just feel like we are all praying he doesn't win ....but if he does oh my God it's like sick just like a resurrection of Hitler does anyone have any ideas brainstorms?
Well, about blind but maybe if I start practicing now at the rifle range I can compensate and could be a good shot by then. I would take one for the team as a patriotic sacrifice.
Shotguns loaded with rocksalt, are one solution.
Exactly.
I can’t believe it hasn’t. Either that or if the rumors true about his amphetamine use that would destroy his heart. I feel like he’s living on borrowed time.
Agree with that. As someone else posted, the no longer white/yellowing eyeballs are a clear sign of either liver failure or disease. And the years of fried foods probably hasn’t left the arteries too clean.
If he wins, they’ll rename it Trumpsylvania. I guess. What is that orange turd with ears foomfetting about? Crazy old bastard, take the sacred name of Pennsylvania out of your filthy mouth. If there was a god, Mojo Nixon would be alive and you’d be riding a red-hot spiked Tilt-A-Whirl in hell, you weird old revenant of the gross 1980s.
Trump knows that if he wins Pennsylvania, he wins the Electoral College. Trump is using his "Starbucks won't say Christmas" scare tactics to enrage his audience in PA with "they" are going to somehow take over PA, starting with changing its name. IOW, Trump is attempting to use the you'll lose your country if you don't fight like hell to keep it. It's all part of the same imaginary war for the "Real Americans" - Trump's MAGA faithful. So at this "double your dupe" rally, this speech was given to the NRA gathering in PA. The NRA is bankrupt because they followed Wayne LaPierre who took luxury vacations on the NRA membership's dime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFCr_qfAzlo And they give all their money to Trump who pockets it to fight his legal battles, because he's a con artist like Wayne. Therefore, PA MAGA shouldn't worry about losing a name; they should worry about losing their eyesight because they're being robbed blind.
I wish fugly orange would stay the fuck out of PA. Not all of us here are crazy.
He’s going to change the name! Of a state!
Shows just how fucked up he really is.
Excellent comment!
You turn a mean phrase too.
🤣🤣🤣
Good point. I can’t see how Pennsylvanians would be pleasured about changing the name of their state so Trumps name change declaration might back fire on him. I surely would take offense if he suggested to change the name of my home state, The Old North State, as they used to call North Carolina. This country is a nation of States and regardless of our loyalty to country we hold our states sacred, everyone’s proud of their home state regardless. Not that he in any way could but let’s hope his speaking about changing the name of one of the original 13 colonies and was established by William Penn, the city of Philadelphia being the first capital, and a state with so much history, so vital to the revolution, Trump just screwed himself royally because he attacked the one thing most people have pride in and that’s their state. I think he lost rather than gained any votes there even with the hard right.
Pennsylvanian here. I have a tastefully framed poster of Penn's Treaty with the Indians on my living room wall (original in PA State Museum). I would be fighting mad if someone tried to change the state name.
I can't take another 4 to XX years of waking up every morning to see if he bombed someone yet. Please let sanity prevail.
I can’t imagine it either. It was hard living through 8 years of the Bush administration and Iraq invasion, the lost lives and debt to benefit a few, it still makes me angry that so many Americans were fooled into believing the rhetoric. I was elated when those years were over and we had President Obama, a real statesman, one I could trust to make the right decisions and I thought the “dumb it down” years were behind us and then came Donald Trump piling it on heavier and dumbing it down along with violence and destruction, believing himself to be king or dictator and making America a laughing stock to the rest of the world.
Going so far in his mad rants to even suggest changing the name of any state but Pennsylvania especially. I remember our visit there to Hershey, Amish country and several trips to Gettysburg civil war park for my son. We even went at night. I’m partial to Pennsylvania with its rich history and beautiful country side. Trump is a moron saying that even to his maga audience and I hope it backfires.
Trump’s not saying HE would change the name….. he’s saying THEY would change it if THEY win. So he’s scaring the magas that Biden & the evil Democrats will do that if they win.
Trump is so ignorant
Your comment is SUBLIME 😋
Sublime....LOVE IT
That phrase "riding a red-hot spiked Tilt-A-Whirl in hell," is sheer, evocative, poetry!
As I have said elsewhere re: Joe Biden's bad memory: I'd rather have a President who says, "I can't remember that." than a President who says, "I take the fifth on that".
Don’t you know it!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Me too
Biden is old.
Trump is old…….AND Trump is a liar, a fraud, a con, a scumbag, a racist, a fascist, a traitor, a sex abuser, a defamer, a coward, an arrogant imbecile, Putin’s puppet, and an all-around piece-of-shit.
Not a hard choice 😂🤣😂
Why do millions of Americans not see this?
Trump promises to punish and get revenge the people they hate. That's all there is to it. They need to feel superior to "those other people" to make them feel better about their own unhappy lives and poor decisions. And Trump gives them that.
Bingo!! That’s all it is, well plus some racism thrown in
Ignorance is bliss.
And, stupidity.
Nope.
HALLELUJAH!!! Truth BE TOLD!!!!!!!!
Toasted Testicle Aficionado. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is the one that sent me over the edge this fine morning!lol
"frozen fish stick heir and toasted testicle aficianado" 🤣 And Mike Lindell selling bottle brushes was NOT on my list. Serious question, people. After yesterday's devastation, you think we can get above it and drive MAGA out in November? Because Elvis can't be President. 😂 Can America understand what's at stake? Jeff, you are simply outstanding and you always bring me hope. ✌️💙
This is brilliant insanity and narcissism l, comparing himself to Elvis. First it was Jesus, so he is proof of the Second Coming. (HOW DO they reconcile his flouting of the 10 Commandments and the Golden Rule?)
Now he is a distant relative/avatar/reappearance of Elvis the King. Makes perfect sense. He needs another persona to hijack and inhabit
How insulting to Elvis! Elvis was a talented and handsome man, trump is neither.
Well, we have 8 months... worse if this was the October surprise.
You/we can absolutely count on every woman who has any self respect to vote blue. The crazy Rs are trying to pass ever more really restrictive laws against women.
If you don’t already do so, please read & support Jessica Valenti’s Substack
“Abortion Every Day” & she is on TikTok as auntiekilljoy She keeps us up to date on all the shenanigans the forced-birth idiots are trying to sneak by under the radar; just like they did the takeover of the judiciary & AG offices.
Also I love Jeff’s spouse’s Substack
Hersay, it’s great
The squirrels in that OrangeDoucheFuck’s head need to keep rattling around in there and start chomping on the remaining brain cells. I’ve never in decades would have believed that a fuckstain like Drumpf would ever win the Presidency.. but hot damn Rethuglicans picked their new Jesus. I honestly don’t know how we get rid of such an F- ing loser in our government. And what is more sickening is how many crazyassed people love that incoherentbabblingfatfuckrejectgriftingassmunch. We are so F’d of he gets another shot in the WH.
The adjective streams get better and better.
There’s a lot of dipshittery to work with Charlie.🙄
Indeed!😄😄
Lately, my favorite meme is the one that says "Trump poos in Bible, wipes with American flag. Five reasons this is bad news for Biden in 2024."
😂😂
Orange-Anus doing that flag molesting thing, was appalling, like when someone's poorly-trained dog humps a guests leg! Maybe they should get him neutered.
Haven’t seen it but sounds fitting for him
Omg 🤣🤣 haven’t seen that one yet
I would love it if someone could run Trump’s stuff with a chipmunk voice. If this is an American version of a manly-man that women want and men want to be, then the brainwashers are really good at their jobs … though it helps if your targets are mindless to begin with.
I think that is junior's job. After a few lines.
Helium tanks are filled at my house..my young son wanted balloons last bday party and I just happen to have a very large tank still filled with helium.. hehehe anyone want a hit 🤣😂🤣I sound like Alvin from the Chipmunks 🐿️… Trump sucks donkey balls…LMFAO.. fuck that’s fun
Oh my God no he doesnt Elvis at his poor worst looked better than that old wrinkled bastard . He also wasnt a selfish person like that orange Turd . Uggggg
I would feel much more in tune with the Universe if there actually were examples of divine justice and karma. If I knew in advance that the morbidly obese former president- the heaviest since Taft!- would be held accountable, I could sleep easier. My faith in mankind has been sorely tested by the deplorable cheerleaders for this fraction of a man!
Jeff, you hit it out of the park with “toasted testicles”, it’s just the fact that while I read coffee came shooting out my nose…. Dang man, have you no mercy? Hope u and fellow travelers have a great weekend👍
I’ve learned to read JT’s Substack after meals or beverages. It’s just cleaner that way.
You should know better than to drink coffee while reading the great JT!
It's nice to see that Saturday is just another sterling day of writing for Jeff! Happy Lunar New Year, everyone, from California. Year of the Wood Dragon 🐉 😎
The "blame it on me," the "I look like Elvis"--they're trivial, just preening for his ego. But "they're going to re-name Pennsylvania"--THAT'S FUCKING INSANE. If the Trump guy on SNL said that, we'd laugh because it's arbitrary and absurd. It would be a satire of fear-mongering. THAT's the clip Dems should use in an ad.
Yes. And Biden's team should hire Jeff ASAP.
Maybe TFG doesn’t realize that the proper name of PA is The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. So if he hears the official name used he’ll say, “See I told you they’d change the name of Pennsylvania!”
Geez Louise could a few ex-pats jump in here and tell us which country we can move to?
I’m retired so I can only live in Canada legally for 6 months.
You know that the J in DJT stands for “jenius” right?lol
Love it! 🤣🤣