note for Ellis Weiner, if you're out there: I'm pretty sure I cribbed 'hey Jesus, shut the door' from a forty-something-year-old issue of National Lampoon
Possibly. It’s just too good a line not to show up from time to time.
And agreed - it is a great book. No matter how many times I read it I find something new to grin about. I’ll never see a Starbucks without thinking of a goat.
Thanks for your review Jeff. One item not mentioned was that fucking hole where our East Wing of our White House was demolished. No permits, no architect, no construction company, no review by the National Historic Preservation Board, no congressional approval. … just torn down in the middle of the night on the whim of a brain addled, dementia, narcissistic, entitled, arrogant POS. I mean WTF? And then his speech last night, talking about his wife’s briefs? None of this is normal, he is not normal, his cult is not normal… Best to All
My moniker for him is based on Daniels' observation, "Fungus". It's a fun word to say and easy to imagine something to avoid. It also can be dressed up with accessories like "Fat", "45-47", "Fucking", every manner of alliteration.
Yeah, that’s on the DAY 1 “to do” list! That, and the mass firings of MAGA idiots, sycophants, and J6 convicts that have been installed into our govt. There’ll be nothing wrong with leaving vacant positions, as there was when Elmo did it. These ppl are ignorant and unqualified. Lucky to be collecting a paycheck for doing nothing.
I’m not sure I want to look forward to his humiliation—-if he dies in office, Couchfuck McGee won’t have the <ahem>balls to destroy Trump’s “legacy.” Which means we’ll have THREE MORE YEARS of Trump before the next president can erase him. I don’t know if I can survive that. May it happen definitively and soon.
Actually, we won’t have anything close to pedofelonandasshat47. Couchfuck is gonna be so much worse. We are going to have a dark ass tech bros dystopian fantasy with Vance.
I read somewhere that Trump had the dirt from the East Wing demolition dumped on a public golf course in the DC area. He has designs on three such golf courses, as well as four government buildings he wants razed to sell to developers. One, the Cohen Bldg., has enormous murals which belong to the public, even if the building is torn down. It’s called the Sistine Chapel of the New Deal.
There are injunctions or lawsuits, to stop the destruction. Somebody got wind that these buildings were targeted, before they got the East Wing treatment.
Carol you brought up a very important point that most folks don’t know about.. The fact that he dumped those loads from our E. Wing of the WH, his attempt to purchase public courses in and around DC make my blood boil… as most know I play golf, and for him to purchase public courses and turn them into private clubs smacks in the face of POC who play on these public courses… and their children.. You cannot grow the game using this method… makes me sick…
no need. They'l be full of asbestos and lots of other non-environmentally friendly stuff. The real questions are: how much of it is there? how contaminated is it? what is going to be done about treating it?
I was thinking about the contaminants being dumped on public golf courses and who will pay for the inevitable clean up (if it's bad soil). We can't get through ONE DAY without this nonsense.
Ten years ago, if anyone said, "Just wait, eventually they'll try hanging Nazi flags at the White House," everyone would've said you were completely nuts.
donnie johnboy's appearance in the bowels of depravity began the 1st time his pic was taken at a NYC social event where the rich and fake rich gathered to seek notoriety in the society pages of the big apple's need for greed garbage columns
I would suggest that the Mad King follows the principle that it’s better to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission, but we all know he doesn’t care about forgiveness either. Or principles.
TRump always does the WRONG thing and couldn't care less what anyone else thinks. Where's our Congress?!? Oh, that's right. They went home early for the holidays.
Golf with MAGA's should be interesting in 2026. What will the old, white farts have to crow about their dear leader. The only word I have for any of this is gobsmacked, because none of this is normal.
Dude, when you’re Jewish you realize that NOTHING is “beyond your pay grade”.
What gets me is how on earth these grifting preachers get away with all their shite. And then I look at the ultraright Israeli parties and realize it boils down to tribal racism.
Paula White been up to anything lately? That crook is supposed to be running the White House Faith Office. Cricket headquarters.
Hey, Neal, Jeff et al: What would I do without ALL of my Jewish friends' sense of humor? Just had a therapy session with a patient and neither of us could stop laughing at what goes on in his life!
Remember “The Show About Nothing” (it was from Seinfeld) is actually what Jews can do and make human nature hilarious, it works Larry David does it all the time somebody says something duplicitous and it’s all over town immediately. Laughing at ourselves and it’s something dopey don never learned.
She needed to do hours of work on her hair and that face, so I suspect it will be a while. It was so bad they probably ordered an ambulance but got 100 pizzas delivered by mistake.
Jeff, I couldnt stand to read through that fucking Epstein Library shit. But I did. Here you go. I am now going to escort myself to the shower, drink 5 gallons of brain bleach, and douse my eyes in eye bleach to get all the dirty shit out.
Again, I ask who needs photos and testimony to know that Trump is a disgusting pedophile and a pig. I don't. And his followers don't. Trump consistently gets a 40 % approval rating in spite of his actions and behaviors. Those 4 out of 10 people don't care that Trump is a rapist or a pedophile. Those 40% only care that the government stifles speech, jails only people of color, puts women back in the kitchen and Blacks at the end of the line.
We need photos and testimony to find out who was part and parcel to what was probably the largest child sex trafficking ring on the planet. I want every single person who knew about it (and failed to report) to be prosecuted and removed from the public sphere. Every, damn. one. Right down to the person who wrote phone messages saying, "Has a female for you". And if they were women, double their jail sentence!
If my husband decided to tell a story about my panties drawer to people we know (let alone strangers), he'd be sleeping in the garage until he could come to terms with his life choices.
Was Trump referring to the FBI searching Mar-a-Lago for the stolen documents? They had a warrant. Want to bet he was making it up the panty drawers search?
I’ve gone from being angry, anxious and annoyed in general, to just being sad. I’ve talked till I’m blue in the face. I’ve written letters and supported protests and donated money. Nothing helps. Now I’m just sad. Merry Christmas my ass.
46 years ago when I started my career, a coworker showed me a gag(?) Christmas card with an extremely angry Santa 🎅 on the cover, with the message..."Times are rough, times are hard, here's your [effing] Christmas card". And we have come first circle....😅
This is the first year ever I haven't put up a Christmas tree (I just like the lights and glitter). Fewer outdoor decorations in my neighborhood as well, except for a few inflatables from China. It feels funereal all around.
Sharon . . . my Christmas "tree" this year is a 12" fake green branched gnome bedecked in a string of solar fairy lights which, I discovered, don't charge during the day. Reason 1) no sun to speak of, and reason 2) they're beyond their use-by date. Guess there'll be a dark Christmas at my house this year.
"My body… feels like lead." OMG yes. Thank you Paula for pointing my blame indicator needle at the correct target. I thought my malaise was physical, silly me. It is 95% mental.
Wow the extra "And" on the defaced Kennedy Center is really emblematic of every slapdash thing in Maladministration 2.0.
And yes the place can only be renamed by Congress but the Congress is controlled by the same racist ethnonationalist, transnational criminal syndicate headed by the pricktator. So as in everything, Congress cedes its power to the pricktator.
Should there be Democratic control again these checks in the legal and political system will resume. That is because Democrats do not serve the interests of the unreconstructed, which are the torment and elimination of vulnerable minorities.
Here we are, less than a week from Christmas Day, and no one has dropped acid in the White House drinking water. Or injected it into the Diet Coke supply.
Someone needs to tell Pastor Frank that it’s been scientifically proven that homophobes are likely to be closeted self-loathing homosexuals themselves. IOW, the lady doth protest too much, methinks.
I feel sorry for those Posobiec kids. With that white supremacist Xtian nationalist upbringing they are already set up to become hate mongers like their father
What happened to him in his life that grew with a maniacal need to destroy the US. Or did he meet Trump and think "now here is where I can use my skills at manipulation to hurt the most people."
The thing that is not mentioned in this piece is that US corporate America and agribusiness has always supported migration, especially from 3rd world countries so they can keep working class wages down. And they have been successful, which is why much of the white working class supports limiting immigration. I don't think immigration depends on the US desire to help the poor and downtrodden of the 3rd world.
thank you, an informative article. bogus intellectual arguments and justification for hate that had previously never entered my mind! always enjoy the opportunity to understand the enemy.
Yep. MAGA has "evolved" into the Trump First movement. The cult loves hearing about his wife's carefully folded panties in disarray and how Dear Leader was hunted like a mighty warrior by animals.
"I’m a Jew, dammit. how did it become my job to explain to these shitkazoos how Christianity works? this is way beyond my pay-grade."
Dang, Jeff. I was born Catholic. Your version of how Christianity works is a ton better than how the "Christians" I have known behave. I want my money back!
Never, ever, ever! When Kegseth finally croaks, it should be the photo on the front of memorial program
PS--what the hell is up with Kegseth's hair these days? Between the ever-widening blond streaks and the gallons of oil, it looks as if someone has plowed furrows into his head.
note for Ellis Weiner, if you're out there: I'm pretty sure I cribbed 'hey Jesus, shut the door' from a forty-something-year-old issue of National Lampoon
In Christopher Moore’s book ‘Lamb’, Jesus was asked, “hey! were you born in a barn or something?”, and he answered yes.
well, I've read Lamb — and it's a fucking great book — so maybe that's where I got it from
Possibly. It’s just too good a line not to show up from time to time.
And agreed - it is a great book. No matter how many times I read it I find something new to grin about. I’ll never see a Starbucks without thinking of a goat.
I love Moore’s books. Lamb was terrific!
Hey it fits you found it and for snooping magats out there it is called research and report. Who am I kidding it’s too late for you idiots to convert.
Yeah, I've really got to watch myself in that department!
HA!
Thanks for your review Jeff. One item not mentioned was that fucking hole where our East Wing of our White House was demolished. No permits, no architect, no construction company, no review by the National Historic Preservation Board, no congressional approval. … just torn down in the middle of the night on the whim of a brain addled, dementia, narcissistic, entitled, arrogant POS. I mean WTF? And then his speech last night, talking about his wife’s briefs? None of this is normal, he is not normal, his cult is not normal… Best to All
I guess he was waxing nostalgic for that time years ago when he got anywhere near her briefs, on or off her
He was likely waxing his carrot
Mushroom, per Stormy Daniels
My moniker for him is based on Daniels' observation, "Fungus". It's a fun word to say and easy to imagine something to avoid. It also can be dressed up with accessories like "Fat", "45-47", "Fucking", every manner of alliteration.
There’s a Fungus among us
Don't forget the Yeti Pubes.
Shroom -shaped
😂😂😂😂
HAHAHA, why restrict it to Mel? There are so many options like KKKLeavit or Noem or Blondi Bondi or Loomer or Ericka Kirk… just thinking out loud..
I'm liking Hagueseth lately.
Yup! One can dream, right???
I am looking forward to Trump's humiliation when the next president erases all the garbage Trump thinks is securing his "legacy."
Yeah, that’s on the DAY 1 “to do” list! That, and the mass firings of MAGA idiots, sycophants, and J6 convicts that have been installed into our govt. There’ll be nothing wrong with leaving vacant positions, as there was when Elmo did it. These ppl are ignorant and unqualified. Lucky to be collecting a paycheck for doing nothing.
Don't you mean collecting a paycheck for doing damage?
Hopefully he will have been "residing" underground for some time by then.
I would imagine lots of scrap metal folks will be bidding for that huge pile of trash.
I’m not sure I want to look forward to his humiliation—-if he dies in office, Couchfuck McGee won’t have the <ahem>balls to destroy Trump’s “legacy.” Which means we’ll have THREE MORE YEARS of Trump before the next president can erase him. I don’t know if I can survive that. May it happen definitively and soon.
Absolutely. And judging by Trump’s growing dementia, he won’t be president by then. Hope springeth, etc.
It's going to be hard but we have to make it to January 2027 when Democrats regain control of the House and, if things fall into place, the Senate.
Actually, we won’t have anything close to pedofelonandasshat47. Couchfuck is gonna be so much worse. We are going to have a dark ass tech bros dystopian fantasy with Vance.
We can take away his sofas and eyeliner. See if he survives...
He’ll be dead. Well, perhaps we will be too.
Permits? We ain’t got no permits. We don’t need no permits. I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU ANY STINKING PERMITS!!
When you serve the unreconstructed they just let you do it.
I read somewhere that Trump had the dirt from the East Wing demolition dumped on a public golf course in the DC area. He has designs on three such golf courses, as well as four government buildings he wants razed to sell to developers. One, the Cohen Bldg., has enormous murals which belong to the public, even if the building is torn down. It’s called the Sistine Chapel of the New Deal.
There are injunctions or lawsuits, to stop the destruction. Somebody got wind that these buildings were targeted, before they got the East Wing treatment.
Carol you brought up a very important point that most folks don’t know about.. The fact that he dumped those loads from our E. Wing of the WH, his attempt to purchase public courses in and around DC make my blood boil… as most know I play golf, and for him to purchase public courses and turn them into private clubs smacks in the face of POC who play on these public courses… and their children.. You cannot grow the game using this method… makes me sick…
He's only trying to grow the game of Grift, Fredo. Almost as if he never plans on leaving our White House...
Hopefully the Grim Reaper has a different idea.
And he desecrates the game every time he plays because he CHEATS!
The pricktator is lawless, aided by Taney Court 2.0. So we'll see what happens.
Did anyone check that soil for contaminants?
no need. They'l be full of asbestos and lots of other non-environmentally friendly stuff. The real questions are: how much of it is there? how contaminated is it? what is going to be done about treating it?
I was thinking about the contaminants being dumped on public golf courses and who will pay for the inevitable clean up (if it's bad soil). We can't get through ONE DAY without this nonsense.
Ten years ago, if anyone said, "Just wait, eventually they'll try hanging Nazi flags at the White House," everyone would've said you were completely nuts.
donnie johnboy's appearance in the bowels of depravity began the 1st time his pic was taken at a NYC social event where the rich and fake rich gathered to seek notoriety in the society pages of the big apple's need for greed garbage columns
FUKTRUMP! EAT THE RICH!
I would suggest that the Mad King follows the principle that it’s better to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission, but we all know he doesn’t care about forgiveness either. Or principles.
Or begging
TRump always does the WRONG thing and couldn't care less what anyone else thinks. Where's our Congress?!? Oh, that's right. They went home early for the holidays.
Golf with MAGA's should be interesting in 2026. What will the old, white farts have to crow about their dear leader. The only word I have for any of this is gobsmacked, because none of this is normal.
I am curious about what they will do when Trump dies. Any sense which of the competing MAGA camps they will gravitate to?
Ditto Fastball, everything this self-fellating chode does is not simply illegal, it defies sanity!
Grandpa and normal don’t even belong in the same sentence Fredo
WTF can now stand for When’s Trump’s Funeral. … how long can he continue to deteriorate before everyone sees he is bonkers.
Looking forward to watching all that crazy shit being torn down, right after the orange traitor is out of office. Or before.
What do your golding buddies say now?
Removing trumps name from the Kennedy Center next year should be an easy fix.
Seeing that name in a nearby dumpster would make my year, if not decade.
Landfills and junkyards everywhere should get tRump’s name, and dumpsters should heretofore be called “trumpsters”
A Pulitzer for the photographer who preserves that historic event for posterity!
Yes, and I’m sure that this was repeated by those of us who have no use for this a$$’s maniacal behaviour.
Engraved walls not so much though Peace!
Dude, when you’re Jewish you realize that NOTHING is “beyond your pay grade”.
What gets me is how on earth these grifting preachers get away with all their shite. And then I look at the ultraright Israeli parties and realize it boils down to tribal racism.
Paula White been up to anything lately? That crook is supposed to be running the White House Faith Office. Cricket headquarters.
Hey, Neal, Jeff et al: What would I do without ALL of my Jewish friends' sense of humor? Just had a therapy session with a patient and neither of us could stop laughing at what goes on in his life!
Remember “The Show About Nothing” (it was from Seinfeld) is actually what Jews can do and make human nature hilarious, it works Larry David does it all the time somebody says something duplicitous and it’s all over town immediately. Laughing at ourselves and it’s something dopey don never learned.
White
Thx. Autocorrect sucks, don’t it?
She needed to do hours of work on her hair and that face, so I suspect it will be a while. It was so bad they probably ordered an ambulance but got 100 pizzas delivered by mistake.
Wright is looking for another double-wide ass to fill the seat of Timothy Cardinal Dolan.
wash rinse repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat
With Trump, never forget the grift!
Who’s Trump protecting by hiding the Epstein files? Follow the money to Putin, Netanyahu, MBS and Peter Thiel with this relationship map.
https://thedemlabs.org/2025/12/20/trump-protection-racket-hides-epstein-files/
Jeff, I couldnt stand to read through that fucking Epstein Library shit. But I did. Here you go. I am now going to escort myself to the shower, drink 5 gallons of brain bleach, and douse my eyes in eye bleach to get all the dirty shit out.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/trump-is-in-the-epstein-files-we-just-cant-see-it
Again, I ask who needs photos and testimony to know that Trump is a disgusting pedophile and a pig. I don't. And his followers don't. Trump consistently gets a 40 % approval rating in spite of his actions and behaviors. Those 4 out of 10 people don't care that Trump is a rapist or a pedophile. Those 40% only care that the government stifles speech, jails only people of color, puts women back in the kitchen and Blacks at the end of the line.
We need photos and testimony to find out who was part and parcel to what was probably the largest child sex trafficking ring on the planet. I want every single person who knew about it (and failed to report) to be prosecuted and removed from the public sphere. Every, damn. one. Right down to the person who wrote phone messages saying, "Has a female for you". And if they were women, double their jail sentence!
Gee Wendy-don’t do that! lol
If my husband decided to tell a story about my panties drawer to people we know (let alone strangers), he'd be sleeping in the garage until he could come to terms with his life choices.
Was Trump referring to the FBI searching Mar-a-Lago for the stolen documents? They had a warrant. Want to bet he was making it up the panty drawers search?
Same question it’s just hanging out there with no explanation. I assume he is just whining about tds again.
Of course….. he lies about every damn thing!
🤣🤣🤣
LOL! 👏👏👏
I’ve gone from being angry, anxious and annoyed in general, to just being sad. I’ve talked till I’m blue in the face. I’ve written letters and supported protests and donated money. Nothing helps. Now I’m just sad. Merry Christmas my ass.
46 years ago when I started my career, a coworker showed me a gag(?) Christmas card with an extremely angry Santa 🎅 on the cover, with the message..."Times are rough, times are hard, here's your [effing] Christmas card". And we have come first circle....😅
Ditto, Julie. I am currently immobilized by sorrow, both personally and as an American. My body, including my brain, feels like lead.
This Christmas has been canceled. We still have another year of this shit to go.
This is the first year ever I haven't put up a Christmas tree (I just like the lights and glitter). Fewer outdoor decorations in my neighborhood as well, except for a few inflatables from China. It feels funereal all around.
Sharon . . . my Christmas "tree" this year is a 12" fake green branched gnome bedecked in a string of solar fairy lights which, I discovered, don't charge during the day. Reason 1) no sun to speak of, and reason 2) they're beyond their use-by date. Guess there'll be a dark Christmas at my house this year.
"My body… feels like lead." OMG yes. Thank you Paula for pointing my blame indicator needle at the correct target. I thought my malaise was physical, silly me. It is 95% mental.
Same.
Me too. When does the nightmare end?
When the show that starred Kieffer Sutherland as the HUD Secretary turned President happens in real life.
Oh yeah....what was the name of that?? I watched '24' religiously.
It is a bumper crop of crap.
Wow the extra "And" on the defaced Kennedy Center is really emblematic of every slapdash thing in Maladministration 2.0.
And yes the place can only be renamed by Congress but the Congress is controlled by the same racist ethnonationalist, transnational criminal syndicate headed by the pricktator. So as in everything, Congress cedes its power to the pricktator.
Should there be Democratic control again these checks in the legal and political system will resume. That is because Democrats do not serve the interests of the unreconstructed, which are the torment and elimination of vulnerable minorities.
They really are "The Cream of the Crap," to coin a phrase. Look for this to be the most vandalized site in the continental U.S.
Here we are, less than a week from Christmas Day, and no one has dropped acid in the White House drinking water. Or injected it into the Diet Coke supply.
Are you sure of that?
😂
What could it hurt.
Someone needs to tell Pastor Frank that it’s been scientifically proven that homophobes are likely to be closeted self-loathing homosexuals themselves. IOW, the lady doth protest too much, methinks.
“Harshing out my mellow” might be an improvement to shattering my calm, Jeff.
I feel sorry for those Posobiec kids. With that white supremacist Xtian nationalist upbringing they are already set up to become hate mongers like their father
I feel the same way about Stephen Miller's kids.
What happened to him in his life that grew with a maniacal need to destroy the US. Or did he meet Trump and think "now here is where I can use my skills at manipulation to hurt the most people."
New Republic has an article out addressing some of that.
https://newrepublic.com/article/204191/stephen-miller-maga-terror-state-dark-plot?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=tnr_weekly
The thing that is not mentioned in this piece is that US corporate America and agribusiness has always supported migration, especially from 3rd world countries so they can keep working class wages down. And they have been successful, which is why much of the white working class supports limiting immigration. I don't think immigration depends on the US desire to help the poor and downtrodden of the 3rd world.
It’s a quandary but we are also or used to profess to be compassionate, everything Donnie’s thugs do is mean and offensive.
thank you, an informative article. bogus intellectual arguments and justification for hate that had previously never entered my mind! always enjoy the opportunity to understand the enemy.
Given their last names, it won’t take long for their classmates to justifiably start calling them:
https://youtu.be/NPY3Cu2R1SI?si=k3m8PubGIHV8zvrS
Isn't that shrine claiming Donnie Demento is the 'reason for the season' kinda.....ummmmmm......like a war on Christmas?
Yep. MAGA has "evolved" into the Trump First movement. The cult loves hearing about his wife's carefully folded panties in disarray and how Dear Leader was hunted like a mighty warrior by animals.
My Christmas has been ruined. I'm pinning my hopes on next year's. No, wait...
Tariffs will still be in effect. My credit cards will still be maxed and at 30% interest. Our new Democratic House will not have begun working yet.
Jesus, if you can forgive the heresy, please give us strength to survive this ungodly time.
Amen.
"I’m a Jew, dammit. how did it become my job to explain to these shitkazoos how Christianity works? this is way beyond my pay-grade."
Dang, Jeff. I was born Catholic. Your version of how Christianity works is a ton better than how the "Christians" I have known behave. I want my money back!
You can use it every day but the gif of Hegseth, from the Department of Flipping a Skateboard Into Your Own Nuts, will never get old.
So true. I laugh everytime.
I just love that! 😂
Never, ever, ever! When Kegseth finally croaks, it should be the photo on the front of memorial program
PS--what the hell is up with Kegseth's hair these days? Between the ever-widening blond streaks and the gallons of oil, it looks as if someone has plowed furrows into his head.