Haha, thanks, no. I'm not interested. Lol. Happy Saturday! Now go play outside & do something fun!!! I'm logging off. Gonna day dream a while. See you all Monday.
Here are 100 protest signs. The moment demands protest. To each it should be unmistakable—urgent and morally unassailable. I speak for justice, duty, and shared humanity. Act now for those we must protect. Rise. We have protests to do. Good trouble. Restack these signs to spread your wealth.
Naah. Got much better things to read. But to paraphrase your closing statement, I guarantee you that some dipshit wingnut is going to gin up another major distraction before the week is over. Just wait until AI gets fully involved. Then we can have several every day!
Most of the wing nut false outrage originates in a conference room in the Fox News headquarters. Now presently trying to distract the US from Trumpstein. I’ve seen all kinds of idiot claims about leftist outrage, but the Sidney Genes thing is stretched so thin you can see Dwumpy’s belly spilling over the top of his pants. Let wingnutosphere bitch and complain to themselves. Maybe some of them will finally here their own whining echo back into their ears.
Apparently the GOP doesn't know the difference between the very real study of genetics and the pseudoscience of eugenics.
I don't know a single liberal claiming that Sweeney is advocating for eugenics. It's just weird a distraction from the Epstein files, and I'm almost certain it was started by the White House.
I found that article helpful. How is it we keep being put in the position of arguing stupid shit? It was just a stupid, distasteful ad, personally offensive, but probably not illegal. I'm not buying the fucking jeans. But, I'll be damned if assholes are going to force me to explaining why. Fuck them.
Funny how the maga crowd is so concerned with trans people playing in women’s sports but being a total douchebag and throwing dildos into women’s basketball games is somehow hilarious. It is difficult to comprehend how awful people can be honestly.
Those replying to Jeff’s link to a Parker Malloy article by blowing it off should reconsider-Malloy is an excellent analyst and writer. She’s here on Substack and is worth checking out
You’re going to love it! They are everything we’re not. The people think we’ve lost our fucking minds, and we made sure they knew that most Americans agree with them!
So wish I had the means to pack it up and move - Portugal, Chile´, Scotland - just somewhere else where I could at least sit this one out. It's soul crushing and demoralizing. It's only going to get even worse. The humor here is about the only thing keeping me going.
I’ve had the same thought. Living next door to our best neighbors and all I see and hear when I wake up is what the orange moron was up to while I was in dreamland. Now he will resolve the Russian aggression against Ukraine by carving out a piece of Ukraine to give to Putin. How do we make sense out of this. Oh, yes - the peepee tapes!
Trump is merely Putin’s puppet and in my opinion, the pee tapes are but one of many pics of Trump that Putin has in his bundle of evidence against your President when he was running his modeling agency in the late 90’s. And don’t forget that DonOld was awarded Russia's Order of Friendship in 2013, the highest state honor. Think about all his connections to Putin - it helps explain a lot of why he’s afraid of Putin.
I’m wondering what on earth could be in the theoretical pee tapes that would be worse than everything we already know? I’m just not going to think about that anymore.
I believe that there are snuff films. Or donnie having sex with little boys. Putin could easily set this up when donnie was visiting. Drugs, sex and rock and roll, Baby.
I feel like I'm becoming an advertisement for Xplisset.com but I'm not related. As a retired cop, he's written a three part post on how deep this goes, far beyond the pee tapes, far beyond even the disgusting blobby orange skin bag's self. This is "deep state" crap. Remember, everything that comes out of rumps mouth is a projection, a cry to belong in the only world he's known and everyone hated him for it in the early days. It's so much deeper than we can comprehend. Please read. I learned so much.
I'm sorry, posted the wrong link. It did the same for me when I fact checked. It's Xplisset@substack.com. I really don't want to post non-vetted info. It's too important for us to know what actual truth is still out there.
Yes, but if he doesn’t accept the truce that trump wants to negotiate, he and his country will continue the bear the wrath of Putin’s assault and the orange menace will just sit by idly and do nothing.
The EU has said it will work to help Ukraine as they know if it falls they putin will come after them. Also Canada stated they would also help them since my country has not done what they said they would because putin owns the orange menace
Yes, both Canada and the EU will continue to support Ukraine, but trump is the wildcard. If he withdraws US support, then Ukraine will have lost one of its closest allies. And frankly I doubt that anything of consequence will come out of Putin and Trump’s meeting in Alaska
That's right. I couldn't remember, but I know it was ridiculously cheap. I have the ad in an old Rolling Stone from the time. I was living in LA then, and I bought every edition, because I missed the Bay Area so much.
That would frost Dear Cheater's crusty old shorts. The shroom dick commercials could go over well during Colbert or the next episode of South Park. Imagine him getting showered with these dildos at his next public appearance and one getting stuck in his ear? The would be a stellar Kodak moment.
Dipshit Donnie claimed that the Covid vaccine was produced so fast because he kept demanding that the scientists work harder. So, this isn't the first time he's claimed, “I save America by yelling at people."
Aren't you glad that you aren't getting four calls a week from Prez Dipshit?
Listen, Donny TwoDolls: you didn’t save shit! Your administration’s incompetence caused hundreds of thousand deaths cause you pushed Covid under the rug and wanted it to “just go away”. Your ability thru any crisis is actually an
INABILITY to handle properly. So go take your self-congratulatory blubber ass and
The field is rich with candidates for dumbest. For most cruel. So I’m going to think about Gov. Pritzker and others who are in a position to stand for what is right. There’s many of them, many more of us, and we ain’t NEVER backing down. Never.
All their explicit resemblance to Naziism is lost on MAGAts because: a) they don't know what fascism is; b) they don't care; c) they were absent the day history was taught at skool; d) being racist fucks is just so fun
Next week Donald inAlaska to meet with Putin..imagine that… 2 criminals meeting in a far away location. I wonder if a 3rd party will be involved like a translator for Donald or just rely on a Russian… As law enforcement says…it a target rich environment.
Jes' 'nother treason/kompromat opportunity for the Gruesome Twosome, truly a Yin and Yang of character interactions. A treacherous, cunning former spy vs. a greedy, ignorant, egotistical, shallow, stupid traitor who has committed many atrocities and the ex-KGB guy knows of them. What could go wrong for Ukraine. And America.
By the end of their meeting, if Helsinki is an indication, Putin will strut away with Alaska in his pocket in exchange for agreeing to tariffs and sanctions against Russian oil. Trump will literally toot it out as a victory.
Alaska is on the Ring of Fire, which has been acting up lately (8.8 earthquake in Russia). Maybe we can get an extremely localized earthquake - or volcano erruption - under those 2.
I think there are a lot of White, Christian racists who root for the NAZIs in WWII movies. Lots of them. They are weak and pathetic and don't want to compete with people of different races, ethnicity or Religions because they know they'll lose everytime.
Remember when the video game “Wulfenstein” released the sequel and all the douchebros were pissed because the Nazis were the villains? The Nazis are always the villains. They got all shocked and pouty about it.
No, I really think that they embrace fascism. The white men should be given all the priveldges and white women should exist to breed more white men. Everyone else can either be slaves or burn in Hell. And all will be ruled by a gazillionair king and his harem of young teenage girls.
Good point, it goes even deeper than that. 'Successful' authoritarians build up infrastructure. These geniuses tear it down. Aside from performative roll-ups on Home Depot (great for teevee and prolific documentation of crimes against Humanity), nearly every thing they try to execute is a clusterfuck. Building up ICE itself has proven to be a bit of an issue. They have more money than god, but their procurement and staffing processes are a bit.... lacking. The South Park take on it is very accurate ("I gotta make my nut!").
Ill-trained, trigger-happy, stupid, fascist shitweasels. It's gonna go downtown, soon. Wait for it.
My husband keeps predicting that, and I also think it's likely. However, I think that's exactly what Rump and his minions are waiting for. Perfect excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act or otherwise roll the military/Guard/police into the streets, legal or not. For an indefinite period.
Absolutely! And we KNOW all this BS isn't his idea---he doesn't have the mental capacity. It's even more frightening to not know who's calling the shots.
It's absolutely part of the white supremacist Project 2025 agenda. He embodies the maxim that never has stupidity been so hateful, and hatred has never been so stupid
... and cue a Liberal weenie fretting about how such talk is "dangerous". Everything is "dangerous". I've seen 'warnings' from within our circle to not attend rallies and protests, because The Man can track our movements with his all-seeing eye, then round us up and put us in concentration camps. These 'smart' people don't really think that averting their gaze will keep them 'safe', do they?
I agree completely with that prediction, it's only one possible incident that will move things to a next level. My personal fave is some 5th-level cretin appointee panicking and ordering a local firearms seizure... for public safety, doncha know. Ruby Ridge, Kent State, Tiananmen Square. Pick your precedent.
Why not a golden dildo Cokehead McBlowface? At least that would be in keeping with the fucking tackiest of tacky gold doodads superglued on the White House. 🙄
When you are morally bankrupt and ethically devoid, have no qualms about committing sacrilege, and are only interested in the most exploitive self promotion, co-opting our icons and beloved symbols gives no pause. That is MAGA
Speaking of incels, Barron has that written all over him. The sex appeal of Jerry the Vampire. So Watters can forget about "the greatest political dynasty in American history” and go ride a green dildo.
Thanks for the vampire reference. Re: “Barron” The ghoul had never been seen smiling. What a fate to have been raised in a faux gilded bordello by an intellectually challenged call girl with zero affect… and we can’t mention the paternal aspect
Honestly...that DJTjr pic just makes me think the US shouldn't be allowed to be a country anymore. Like, just bag the whole place up and chuck it in the bin. What the fuck even is this place.
I don't understand MAGA. I admit that. I also don't understand why we have to share a country with them or continue to underwrite their lives financially.
They don't want to live in America the diverse and powerful? Fine. Let's kick them out.
Many of the maggots will lose Medicaid and food stamps. I wonder if this will change their opinion of Dear Leader. They’ll probably blame Biden and the Dems.
I take issue with Jeff on his callous post about a hunter being killed. I don’t personally like trophy hunting, though I hunt to eat. Lambasting public figures is one thing - and I love Jeff for it - but it’s a bridge too far for me to mock an individual who’s been gored to death on a legitimate activity just because you disagree with it.
Trophy hunting is disgusting at best, hardly a "legitamate activity". Too bad, so sad the good 'ol boy met his match...Karma. I don't think many would disagree.
Our country has decimated natural predators. Seasonal hunting is necessary to prevent inbreeding and overpopulation. There is a huge difference between trophy hunting safaris and seasonal hunting. Those who hunt to fill their freezers are not at issue.
I don't count it as legitimate to travel to another continent to go after an animal living in peace with its environment and use long-range firepower to kill it, only to mount its body parts and brag about being a manly man. Disgusting, arrogant, and supremely cruel. In this case, the asshat got what was coming to him. You make it sound as if the life of the cowardly, hubristic human was more valuable than that of the buffalo. Not! Go, buffalo!
“…exactly what ‘culture’ are we defending here? is it throwing green dildos at women? is that the precious culture we need to preserve from the influence of swarthy foreigners?” - JT
(Now THERE’S one for the annals of creative writing… srsly) 👏
The incel crypto bros who cooked up this misogynistic, dangerous shit as a marketing stunt clearly don't want women investing in their garbage product.
Love your article. I wish that all would include that "jizzlane" not only procure and traffic young girls, but also took part in molesting/raping the victims with epstein! To me, she is most vile and disgusting POS woman on earth!!
Heather Cox Richardson had a good point. You don’t keep upping the signing bonus - now a year’s pay - if you have lots of people applying to work for ICE.
Like Jeff said, Jr is always groveling so desperately for paternal approval, never mind love. I suspect deep in his shriveled heart Jr wishes Joe Biden was his dad
President Donald Trump and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Trump
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump.
The driver replies, "I'm president Donald Trump's driver, the pig is dead.”
I know a way you could make America healthy...stop fucking up trade to make food more expensive (especially healthy food) and while you're at it, stop subsidizing Big Ag to put High Fructose Corn Syrup in everything. Also you could maybe doing something about maybe not forcing Americans to have to drive everywhere (a sedentary activity) and build more infill housing in walkable neighborhoods so people can build that (where possible) into their daily lives!
the whole Sydney Sweeney thing really is too stupid for words, but here's a good explainer from Parker Molloy if you do need a deep dive
https://www.readtpa.com/p/the-sydney-sweeney-jeans-ad-backlash
Haha, thanks, no. I'm not interested. Lol. Happy Saturday! Now go play outside & do something fun!!! I'm logging off. Gonna day dream a while. See you all Monday.
Ditto Valerie!!
Count me in also.
Yea!
Big nope. Don't know who she is, and don't care. Thanks anyway, Jeff!
Glad you checked the garbage out for us in case we see the name. Thanks Jeff❤️
https://www.thetimes.com/us/news-today/article/sydney-sweeney-american-right-republican-ff0ldftq5
Thanks, but again, I have zero interest.
Here are 100 protest signs. The moment demands protest. To each it should be unmistakable—urgent and morally unassailable. I speak for justice, duty, and shared humanity. Act now for those we must protect. Rise. We have protests to do. Good trouble. Restack these signs to spread your wealth.
https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/100-free-protest-signs?r=3m1bs
OMFG NO! I thought my head was going to explode after reading what you wrote. I cannot with these fucking idiots anymore.
Naah. Got much better things to read. But to paraphrase your closing statement, I guarantee you that some dipshit wingnut is going to gin up another major distraction before the week is over. Just wait until AI gets fully involved. Then we can have several every day!
Great post today. I love what you do.
Most of the wing nut false outrage originates in a conference room in the Fox News headquarters. Now presently trying to distract the US from Trumpstein. I’ve seen all kinds of idiot claims about leftist outrage, but the Sidney Genes thing is stretched so thin you can see Dwumpy’s belly spilling over the top of his pants. Let wingnutosphere bitch and complain to themselves. Maybe some of them will finally here their own whining echo back into their ears.
Apparently the GOP doesn't know the difference between the very real study of genetics and the pseudoscience of eugenics.
I don't know a single liberal claiming that Sweeney is advocating for eugenics. It's just weird a distraction from the Epstein files, and I'm almost certain it was started by the White House.
I found that article helpful. How is it we keep being put in the position of arguing stupid shit? It was just a stupid, distasteful ad, personally offensive, but probably not illegal. I'm not buying the fucking jeans. But, I'll be damned if assholes are going to force me to explaining why. Fuck them.
I think I just lost interest.
Funny how the maga crowd is so concerned with trans people playing in women’s sports but being a total douchebag and throwing dildos into women’s basketball games is somehow hilarious. It is difficult to comprehend how awful people can be honestly.
I think the stupidest part is every part of it is manufactured by the worthless Sydney Sweeney trying to elongate her 15 minutes
Those replying to Jeff’s link to a Parker Malloy article by blowing it off should reconsider-Malloy is an excellent analyst and writer. She’s here on Substack and is worth checking out
I thought it was an excellent piece.
My brain hurts. —Mr D Gumby
😂😂😂😂
Jeff, I'd like to present a different perspective here on the Sweeney ad, one I think is well worth reading, by Zuri Stevens:
https://open.substack.com/pub/weneedablackwomanincharge/p/what-white-people-arent-getting-about
https://www.thetimes.com/us/news-today/article/sydney-sweeney-american-right-republican-ff0ldftq5
‘it’s been ten minutes, where’s all the health you promised?’ 😂😂😂
Bobby is going to kill us all.
I had not heard about the green dildos... further proof that Americans are devolving even faster that I thought possible. 🤦♀️
I hate it here.
We just got back from 2 weeks in Scandinavia and our trip served as confirmation of how fucked up it is here.
Thank you for being normal and kind travelers to represent.
🥰
Going there in 2 days. Cant wait to be around sane people. They’ll have to drag me back home after!
You’re going to love it! They are everything we’re not. The people think we’ve lost our fucking minds, and we made sure they knew that most Americans agree with them!
Do they even let us in now?
Love it!
So wish I had the means to pack it up and move - Portugal, Chile´, Scotland - just somewhere else where I could at least sit this one out. It's soul crushing and demoralizing. It's only going to get even worse. The humor here is about the only thing keeping me going.
I’ve had the same thought. Living next door to our best neighbors and all I see and hear when I wake up is what the orange moron was up to while I was in dreamland. Now he will resolve the Russian aggression against Ukraine by carving out a piece of Ukraine to give to Putin. How do we make sense out of this. Oh, yes - the peepee tapes!
Do you think he has pee pee tapes or tapes of him raping children with epstein? Or both?
Trump is merely Putin’s puppet and in my opinion, the pee tapes are but one of many pics of Trump that Putin has in his bundle of evidence against your President when he was running his modeling agency in the late 90’s. And don’t forget that DonOld was awarded Russia's Order of Friendship in 2013, the highest state honor. Think about all his connections to Putin - it helps explain a lot of why he’s afraid of Putin.
I’m wondering what on earth could be in the theoretical pee tapes that would be worse than everything we already know? I’m just not going to think about that anymore.
Putin is THE ONE with the complete and unredacted Epstein files...
I believe that there are snuff films. Or donnie having sex with little boys. Putin could easily set this up when donnie was visiting. Drugs, sex and rock and roll, Baby.
Snuff films and raping and beating up little boys. I think it's that horrid. These guys think they're untouchable.
I feel like I'm becoming an advertisement for Xplisset.com but I'm not related. As a retired cop, he's written a three part post on how deep this goes, far beyond the pee tapes, far beyond even the disgusting blobby orange skin bag's self. This is "deep state" crap. Remember, everything that comes out of rumps mouth is a projection, a cry to belong in the only world he's known and everyone hated him for it in the early days. It's so much deeper than we can comprehend. Please read. I learned so much.
That link goes to s sign-up page, so....not looking legit.
I'm sorry, posted the wrong link. It did the same for me when I fact checked. It's Xplisset@substack.com. I really don't want to post non-vetted info. It's too important for us to know what actual truth is still out there.
Both, and then some.
Zelensky has already said he is not giving them any part of their country. He says they will continue to fight for their country!
Yes, but if he doesn’t accept the truce that trump wants to negotiate, he and his country will continue the bear the wrath of Putin’s assault and the orange menace will just sit by idly and do nothing.
The EU has said it will work to help Ukraine as they know if it falls they putin will come after them. Also Canada stated they would also help them since my country has not done what they said they would because putin owns the orange menace
Yes, both Canada and the EU will continue to support Ukraine, but trump is the wildcard. If he withdraws US support, then Ukraine will have lost one of its closest allies. And frankly I doubt that anything of consequence will come out of Putin and Trump’s meeting in Alaska
I suspect he will give them back Alaska before he is through. He has to take Sarah Palin and her dysfunctional brood though.
I didn’t dare go that far in my response above, but yes I had the same thought. Glad we’re on the same side. 🙏
😁
If that were to happen, do you think Sen. Murkowski would be at all "concerned"?
I live in Ireland and Jeff’s homour is The only thing keeping me going! Ha.
You’re BRILLIANT Jeff!
( am in the same boat. Can not move anywhere at this time. Hoping to be able to survive what is coming at the age of 74.
I hate it here, too, but here for me means now. I still look forward to a brighter future. Hang in there.
I'm pretty old. I don't know if I will see our brighter future. I sure hope so.
I'm old, too. (I went to Woodstock.) I hope to live to see an improvement in these days of insanity. How the hell did this happen?!
What were the tickets? $3.50 a day?
No, they were $18.00 for three days which my friend and I paid. But many people got in free. It was so worth it!
That's right. I couldn't remember, but I know it was ridiculously cheap. I have the ad in an old Rolling Stone from the time. I was living in LA then, and I bought every edition, because I missed the Bay Area so much.
I'm older than heavy crude. So what? Keep hope alive, my friend!
Heavy Crude? 😂😂😂. Your sense of humor will keep you alive a long time Ann!! 💙💙
Same here
Me too!
We turned the stupid clock back to
25,000BC.
Neither had I. Perhaps we could counter with orange ones, which the Turd could use if he gets lucky with his daughter.
No holds barred.
How about tiny mushroom shaped Donny Dicks?!?
That would frost Dear Cheater's crusty old shorts. The shroom dick commercials could go over well during Colbert or the next episode of South Park. Imagine him getting showered with these dildos at his next public appearance and one getting stuck in his ear? The would be a stellar Kodak moment.
I'm just hoping for bagpipers at every public event he attends.
I saw that cut on TV with the piper playing over Donny’s blathering. That definitely should happen wherever and whenever he opens his anus mouth.
His mysteriously regenerated ear?
Teeny tiny ones.
Gold-colored ones.
Ewww, I wouldn't touch anything like that. Yuck.
😂
I think you mean, "No holes barred."
That's part of the job of Maladministration 2.0, to kill us with miasma, pestilence, calamity and famine. Grimy Wormtongue is just doing his part!
I am so stealing “Grimey Wormtongue”!
Dipshit Donnie claimed that the Covid vaccine was produced so fast because he kept demanding that the scientists work harder. So, this isn't the first time he's claimed, “I save America by yelling at people."
Aren't you glad that you aren't getting four calls a week from Prez Dipshit?
Listen, Donny TwoDolls: you didn’t save shit! Your administration’s incompetence caused hundreds of thousand deaths cause you pushed Covid under the rug and wanted it to “just go away”. Your ability thru any crisis is actually an
INABILITY to handle properly. So go take your self-congratulatory blubber ass and
jump off the roof!
Get ready to hate it more, a goddamned crypto company is behind the whole thing. https://arstechnica.com/culture/2025/08/green-dildos-are-raining-down-on-wnba-courts-why-crypto-memecoins-of-course/
I read the interview from one of the founding twats. He's a complete puke.
I believe that is a prerequisite for being a cryptodouche.
Seems the dildos were a self portion ( or self own ) by some jack ass crypto bros.
Am taking a big zen deep breath and holding it for a few days.
Ditto
I had not heard about the green dildos either. I wish I could unhear.
Bobby sucks.😡😡
I'm right there with you! WTH...???
The field is rich with candidates for dumbest. For most cruel. So I’m going to think about Gov. Pritzker and others who are in a position to stand for what is right. There’s many of them, many more of us, and we ain’t NEVER backing down. Never.
There are a lot of good possible candidates, Beshear, Shapiro and maybe Newsome.
And of course Pritzker.
All their explicit resemblance to Naziism is lost on MAGAts because: a) they don't know what fascism is; b) they don't care; c) they were absent the day history was taught at skool; d) being racist fucks is just so fun
e) All of the above.
Oh, yeah, it wasn't a multiple choice question. It was a statement
Next week Donald inAlaska to meet with Putin..imagine that… 2 criminals meeting in a far away location. I wonder if a 3rd party will be involved like a translator for Donald or just rely on a Russian… As law enforcement says…it a target rich environment.
Jes' 'nother treason/kompromat opportunity for the Gruesome Twosome, truly a Yin and Yang of character interactions. A treacherous, cunning former spy vs. a greedy, ignorant, egotistical, shallow, stupid traitor who has committed many atrocities and the ex-KGB guy knows of them. What could go wrong for Ukraine. And America.
By the end of their meeting, if Helsinki is an indication, Putin will strut away with Alaska in his pocket in exchange for agreeing to tariffs and sanctions against Russian oil. Trump will literally toot it out as a victory.
Very likely. But when you say he’ll toot out, it sounds like a reference to his noxious eructations
It was intentional.
Eructations? Does he belch as well as fart? I hadn't heard that...
Maybe those two satanic fucks can meet on a calving glacier and be plunged into the depths of oceanic hell.
Alaska is on the Ring of Fire, which has been acting up lately (8.8 earthquake in Russia). Maybe we can get an extremely localized earthquake - or volcano erruption - under those 2.
Putin might flee when Donny’s tush erupts.
You can bet the translator will not be taking notes
Maybe the Feral Hog intends to hand Alaska back to Putin.
Lisa Murkowski deserves everything she gets.
Yes, may her head be exploding right now.
Amen.
He has to take the Palin family or it is no deal.
Third party ? Remember Elon’s idea for the North American Technate?
Yea sure “nothing can go wrong” 🤣.
Get your ears and eyes on that meeting everyone else. What kind of deals will these evil powerbrokers come up with???
I think there are a lot of White, Christian racists who root for the NAZIs in WWII movies. Lots of them. They are weak and pathetic and don't want to compete with people of different races, ethnicity or Religions because they know they'll lose everytime.
They don’t have to be called Nazis anymore now that they have MAGA.
Remember when the video game “Wulfenstein” released the sequel and all the douchebros were pissed because the Nazis were the villains? The Nazis are always the villains. They got all shocked and pouty about it.
No, I really think that they embrace fascism. The white men should be given all the priveldges and white women should exist to breed more white men. Everyone else can either be slaves or burn in Hell. And all will be ruled by a gazillionair king and his harem of young teenage girls.
Good point, it goes even deeper than that. 'Successful' authoritarians build up infrastructure. These geniuses tear it down. Aside from performative roll-ups on Home Depot (great for teevee and prolific documentation of crimes against Humanity), nearly every thing they try to execute is a clusterfuck. Building up ICE itself has proven to be a bit of an issue. They have more money than god, but their procurement and staffing processes are a bit.... lacking. The South Park take on it is very accurate ("I gotta make my nut!").
Ill-trained, trigger-happy, stupid, fascist shitweasels. It's gonna go downtown, soon. Wait for it.
As someone else pointed out, sooner or later a targeted individual may do the George Zimmerman "stand your ground" thing on an unidentified ICE goon.
My husband keeps predicting that, and I also think it's likely. However, I think that's exactly what Rump and his minions are waiting for. Perfect excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act or otherwise roll the military/Guard/police into the streets, legal or not. For an indefinite period.
He’s moving in that direction already, with LA and now DC, towards the proverbial police state. Fascism in our own backyard
Absolutely! And we KNOW all this BS isn't his idea---he doesn't have the mental capacity. It's even more frightening to not know who's calling the shots.
It's absolutely part of the white supremacist Project 2025 agenda. He embodies the maxim that never has stupidity been so hateful, and hatred has never been so stupid
... and cue a Liberal weenie fretting about how such talk is "dangerous". Everything is "dangerous". I've seen 'warnings' from within our circle to not attend rallies and protests, because The Man can track our movements with his all-seeing eye, then round us up and put us in concentration camps. These 'smart' people don't really think that averting their gaze will keep them 'safe', do they?
I agree completely with that prediction, it's only one possible incident that will move things to a next level. My personal fave is some 5th-level cretin appointee panicking and ordering a local firearms seizure... for public safety, doncha know. Ruby Ridge, Kent State, Tiananmen Square. Pick your precedent.
Why not a golden dildo Cokehead McBlowface? At least that would be in keeping with the fucking tackiest of tacky gold doodads superglued on the White House. 🙄
Li’l Donny Jr. just chose one out of his collection. It was a gift from Ivanka, but he hates green ones.
Too close to his real one? 🤮
Way bigger. He was jealous of it.
I don’t get the dildos. Not after the recent South Park episode.
It’s happened at a few football games too, but I think it’s all about the misogyny.
It’s because the women dare to ask for equal pay as the male basketball players get. 🤯
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Ugh, that new DHS ad/poster is fucking digusting. These assholes have co-op'd "patriot," our flag, and now Uncle Sam. What's next? Apple pie?
When you are morally bankrupt and ethically devoid, have no qualms about committing sacrilege, and are only interested in the most exploitive self promotion, co-opting our icons and beloved symbols gives no pause. That is MAGA
Mom. No, make that Dad. Mom is too threatening for the MAGA incels.
Speaking of incels, Barron has that written all over him. The sex appeal of Jerry the Vampire. So Watters can forget about "the greatest political dynasty in American history” and go ride a green dildo.
Thanks for the vampire reference. Re: “Barron” The ghoul had never been seen smiling. What a fate to have been raised in a faux gilded bordello by an intellectually challenged call girl with zero affect… and we can’t mention the paternal aspect
And parents with avarice as their defining characteristic rather than morality
I think there is something wrong with Barron. He is on the spectrum or something.
Yeah, even if Sydney Sweeney is MAGA adjacent, she would probably give Barron a hard pass
Apple pie?! Oh hell no. They will have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Honestly...that DJTjr pic just makes me think the US shouldn't be allowed to be a country anymore. Like, just bag the whole place up and chuck it in the bin. What the fuck even is this place.
It’s like The Twilight Zone had a baby with Green Acres.
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Priceless!!!
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I don't understand MAGA. I admit that. I also don't understand why we have to share a country with them or continue to underwrite their lives financially.
They don't want to live in America the diverse and powerful? Fine. Let's kick them out.
The rest of us don't deserve to be trashed.
Many of the maggots will lose Medicaid and food stamps. I wonder if this will change their opinion of Dear Leader. They’ll probably blame Biden and the Dems.
California should hurry up and split off from the North American continent.
We would not be able to get by without the federal government, financially and otherwise.
BRAVO TO THE BUFFALO! Trophy hunt is vile! Those who get off killing animals are repulsive!
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Yes, never trust a man who uses dismembered body parts for decor. He obviously has no qualms about disassembling living things.
I take issue with Jeff on his callous post about a hunter being killed. I don’t personally like trophy hunting, though I hunt to eat. Lambasting public figures is one thing - and I love Jeff for it - but it’s a bridge too far for me to mock an individual who’s been gored to death on a legitimate activity just because you disagree with it.
Trophy hunting is disgusting at best, hardly a "legitamate activity". Too bad, so sad the good 'ol boy met his match...Karma. I don't think many would disagree.
Was this "hunter" going to eat the Cape buffalo he was stalking? I don't think so. Trophy hunting is immoral, and he deserved what he got.
Our country has decimated natural predators. Seasonal hunting is necessary to prevent inbreeding and overpopulation. There is a huge difference between trophy hunting safaris and seasonal hunting. Those who hunt to fill their freezers are not at issue.
I don't count it as legitimate to travel to another continent to go after an animal living in peace with its environment and use long-range firepower to kill it, only to mount its body parts and brag about being a manly man. Disgusting, arrogant, and supremely cruel. In this case, the asshat got what was coming to him. You make it sound as if the life of the cowardly, hubristic human was more valuable than that of the buffalo. Not! Go, buffalo!
“…exactly what ‘culture’ are we defending here? is it throwing green dildos at women? is that the precious culture we need to preserve from the influence of swarthy foreigners?” - JT
(Now THERE’S one for the annals of creative writing… srsly) 👏
The incel crypto bros who cooked up this misogynistic, dangerous shit as a marketing stunt clearly don't want women investing in their garbage product.
I think they are actually getting sick of Trump.
OK - I GIVE UP:
https://bsky.app/profile/theastutegaloot.bsky.social/post/3lvympkgohc2m
Pritzker is a beast , more power to him
Let’s make in the glory of the Epstein problem getting worse
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-jizzlane-epstein-blowjob-a-prison
Love your article. I wish that all would include that "jizzlane" not only procure and traffic young girls, but also took part in molesting/raping the victims with epstein! To me, she is most vile and disgusting POS woman on earth!!
Don Jr. is what happens when a magical fairy turns a marzipan dildo into a real boy.
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Marzipan libel!!!
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Green dildos are right on par with the ballsacks MAGA wusses hang from the back of their trucks. Geez!🙄
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This whole ICE recruitment campaign is really sickening. But we need to look at the bright side. The MAGAts are no longer anti-maskers.
Heather Cox Richardson had a good point. You don’t keep upping the signing bonus - now a year’s pay - if you have lots of people applying to work for ICE.
Don Jr is just so pathetic
It’s amazing how such a bigly douchebag can get even douchier without really trying. Just breathing does it for him
Like Jeff said, Jr is always groveling so desperately for paternal approval, never mind love. I suspect deep in his shriveled heart Jr wishes Joe Biden was his dad
That would mean Cokenozzle wants to be Hunter Biden and get his dick showcased by Three Toes on a poster in Congress.
He wishes he were that beloved by his father, and that he didn’t inherit his father’s tiny button mushroom.
IDK, from what I've heard his dick was worth celebrating...
President Donald Trump and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Trump told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Trump sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Trump
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump.
The driver replies, "I'm president Donald Trump's driver, the pig is dead.”
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Fucking hilarious Joe !
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The party of family values strikes again
https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/08/sport/basketball-wnba-sex-toy-incidents?cid=ios_app
😂😂😂😂😂😂Fucking outstanding!!
I know a way you could make America healthy...stop fucking up trade to make food more expensive (especially healthy food) and while you're at it, stop subsidizing Big Ag to put High Fructose Corn Syrup in everything. Also you could maybe doing something about maybe not forcing Americans to have to drive everywhere (a sedentary activity) and build more infill housing in walkable neighborhoods so people can build that (where possible) into their daily lives!
Get dogs and walk them. They are much more decent than the fucking morons running this country into the ground.
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Seth is in that “dream on” mode.