Regarding the hidden source of the cheap hamburger Donaldo tRumpinski arranged... It was on the news this week that his tRumpistas are rounding up wild mustangs out West and selling them to foreign meat purveyors... Bet they are returned labeled 'hamburger'.
I think if we're going to inquire after what happens to these poor horses, we'd better ask Alpo. But maybe Bobby the Quack can cook up some mare-nistroni or Pepper-pony pizza on his fucking YouTube show.
You can still see gilded horse's heads out side some butcher shops in East Paris. "JE SUIS MONSIEUR ED!" I think I had some skinny horse sausage when I was in Paris in 1990. Crispy and spicy!
The cattle farmers are now getting what they voted for and they aren't liking it. Their herds are down, they get paid less, the processors charge more and get rich. It's America after all.
300,000 METRIC TONS! (he gets so excited by big numbers) of beef supplies this country for 18 fuckin days and Trump doesn't know how any of this works.
Not sure how this fits in with the "slow news" theme, but I ran across this yesterday in the replies for a different Substack. If legitimate, the Stormy Daniels story was a masterful misdirection from the REAL story:
Filed 10/03/16 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
JANE DOE, proceeding under a pseudonym, Plaintiff
V
DONALD J. TRUMP and JEFFREY E. EPSTEIN, Defendants
COMPLAINT FOR RAPE, SEXUAL MISCONDUCT, CRIMINAL SEXUAL ACTS, SEXUAL ABUSE, FORCIBLE TOUCHING, ASSAULT, BATTERY, INTENTIONAL AND RECKLESS INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, DURESS, FALSE IMPRISONMENT, AND DEFAMATION
Her closing song on Thursday night was the best!! I wish Substack would let us post it. But just Google it and it’ll come up. I hope Jimmy has her guest host next summer for at least two weeks, and maybe do some live videos from Ireland during the shows.
The pending Indy car races through the streets of our capitol should make the gold-plated Stupid list. Another $35m+ "flashy event", as the media calls it, to celebrate America's 250th. Like parents staging a gang rape to celebrate their daughter's Sweet 16 birthday party. Time to watch "Idiocracy" again.
Jesse Watters only shows up in my life as “found object”, which I think is a delightful moniker. I never turn on that channel. So thanks for keeping me tuned. If it’s a slow week, it’s the first in forever that I remember. ❤️🤙
I find myself wishing/hoping, maybe even praying that these a-holes get a chronic or terminal illness. But, sadly, they'll be fine. They'll have the best doctors money can buy.
It’s obvious that comparing his speeches and these long winded posts, that there is no way he writes these posts - prob Cheung does. He doesn’t have the intelligence to connect those thoughts into text form. He’s a blabbering old fool, and whoever writes this trash should be
I figured it was Natalie who stayed up all night posting his insane, ranting tweets. I doubt his 80 year pig hands can operate a phone's keyboard. He can't even speak clearly now.
I lived in France for a number of years. They regularly eat ground horse meat (not me) and that's where you get steak tartar. They eat it very rare. Horse does not the same parasites as beef.
Im just saying some countries consider horses food. No I hope they leave the wild horses alone. Why do the Republicans want to destroy everything is wild and free?
I grew up in a town where Nike missiles were in underground bunkers and the first time we saw them was when JFK was assassinated. Better make sure there’s no silo hidden in your backyard!
Hmmmmm......I wonder why all the GOP who get voted out seem to end up as Right Wing News pundits? One would think they have NO EDUCATION and don't know how to labor in ANY industry to earn an honest wage!
Felt a little tear from our daily Claudia, such a tender moment. You were a lucky twosome to have found each other
Some Moron has been given a new set of talking points to try to sell the idiot sister to all of his adoring robots.
Aren’t we all just sick of these heinous Republicans continuing to try to make their followers despise another class of people who have every fucking right to exist?
Meanwhile, while our treasury sinks to the bottom of the shitter, having been further drained by the world’s most famous mafia bankruptcyfilingconvictedfelonrapistpedophile, inquiring minds want to know where the hell is Mitch?
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
I don't have one, but I do have Rita Moreno singing 'Fever' on the Muppet Show in 1976. it's a must-watch, seriously.
https://bsky.app/profile/blabalino.com/post/3mtnhwasptc2i
just like you, I wish Substack allowed images and videos in comments
Regarding the hidden source of the cheap hamburger Donaldo tRumpinski arranged... It was on the news this week that his tRumpistas are rounding up wild mustangs out West and selling them to foreign meat purveyors... Bet they are returned labeled 'hamburger'.
Shhh! It’s a secret. Wild horses couldn’t drag it outta me!
I think we should crowdsource getting a genomic analysis of his cheap hamburger.
Sad to say, those wild horses won't be around to drag any secrets out of anybody:
Under Trump, Protected Wild Horses Are Going to Slaughter
A legal loophole allows the government to sell mustangs on the cheap, stripping them of protections and clearing their path to destruction.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/20/us/trump-wild-horses-legal-loophole-slaughter.html
Ah yes, the Giddyup Surprise Burger. Just say Neigh!
🤮 😢
🤬🤮
Nah. Too expensive and not enough horses anyway.
I think if we're going to inquire after what happens to these poor horses, we'd better ask Alpo. But maybe Bobby the Quack can cook up some mare-nistroni or Pepper-pony pizza on his fucking YouTube show.
I remember gettin a cheap steak in Paris when I was a traveling student. “Biftec chevaline”. I figured it out later.
You can still see gilded horse's heads out side some butcher shops in East Paris. "JE SUIS MONSIEUR ED!" I think I had some skinny horse sausage when I was in Paris in 1990. Crispy and spicy!
https://substack.com/@texaspaulschroder/note/c-320210159?r=w40wr&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
Jeff: I am beside myself with these so-called suicides, read lynchings, in the south.
I am too, but there's no fucking way I can make that shit funny. I wouldn't dare to even try
For sure…it is beyond shit that happened while you wrote this shit….
😳 I haven’t heard about this. Got a good link?
What is happening?
A friend pointed out just this morning part of Project 2025 is disrupting the food supply,breed less cattle so you can raise the price.
The cattle farmers are now getting what they voted for and they aren't liking it. Their herds are down, they get paid less, the processors charge more and get rich. It's America after all.
300,000 METRIC TONS! (he gets so excited by big numbers) of beef supplies this country for 18 fuckin days and Trump doesn't know how any of this works.
Happy Saturday everyone!
8647 before the horse meat gets here
Reporter: What country did you make the deal with?
Trump: I don't want to say.
Your most transparent administration in history, ladies and gentlemen.
Argentina, I hear.
"I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!"
wonder what's in the burgers that idiot consumes?
Jeff, I didnt have it in me today. I just munged some bullshit together.
Everyone will hate me Im sure.
Fuck it, Im going back to bed.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-week-republicans-say-fuck-you-to-trans-canada-does-too
Some days are pointless Wendy, the shit piles so high and the smell is putrid. Take care of you.
Hang in there Wendy!
Get some good rest and have a good weekend.
I'm reading this in bed, so that might not save you...
But hey, anyone who does "hate you" for self care deserves to be reminded about being judged by the enemies you keep :-)
Hang in there, friend!
Fabulous song, and Rita Moreno and the Muppets should have gone on tour.
Weirdly, I have this on VHS somewhere in the attic...
Excellent!
Not sure how this fits in with the "slow news" theme, but I ran across this yesterday in the replies for a different Substack. If legitimate, the Stormy Daniels story was a masterful misdirection from the REAL story:
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf
Filed 10/03/16 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
JANE DOE, proceeding under a pseudonym, Plaintiff
V
DONALD J. TRUMP and JEFFREY E. EPSTEIN, Defendants
COMPLAINT FOR RAPE, SEXUAL MISCONDUCT, CRIMINAL SEXUAL ACTS, SEXUAL ABUSE, FORCIBLE TOUCHING, ASSAULT, BATTERY, INTENTIONAL AND RECKLESS INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, DURESS, FALSE IMPRISONMENT, AND DEFAMATION
Can you believe she was 45 when they taped that? Also, fun fact: She won an Emmy for her performance on the Muppet Show.
How humanity can come up with a Rita Moreno and also a Donald Trump is beyond comprehension.
Rita is a goddess.
😆😆😆
you know it's a slow news week when I'm forced to go with Jesse Watters twice
Rosie O'Donnell rat-fucked Donnie right on ABC...that was pretty cool.
Her closing song on Thursday night was the best!! I wish Substack would let us post it. But just Google it and it’ll come up. I hope Jimmy has her guest host next summer for at least two weeks, and maybe do some live videos from Ireland during the shows.
STFU, asshole Watters
One of the worst of Fox twatters
Tire flattener Jesse
Is an adulterer messy
America, hide your daughters
And your tires.
I went to log cabin rebpulicunts deciding that Trans people dont matter anymore.
Sighs.
Fuck them
There’s always room for Jess-O.
The pending Indy car races through the streets of our capitol should make the gold-plated Stupid list. Another $35m+ "flashy event", as the media calls it, to celebrate America's 250th. Like parents staging a gang rape to celebrate their daughter's Sweet 16 birthday party. Time to watch "Idiocracy" again.
Only because whatever they’re up to, hasn’t surfaced yet
Jesse Watters only shows up in my life as “found object”, which I think is a delightful moniker. I never turn on that channel. So thanks for keeping me tuned. If it’s a slow week, it’s the first in forever that I remember. ❤️🤙
Hey, I'll take a slow news week. Gives my sanity a chance to recover.
😂😬
Do you know what’s dumber than the items in today’s issue of T.W.I.S.? The 33% who still approve of this BS.
These Daily Claudia pics are so sweet!
Those 33% are so low information that they think Washington DC is in Washington State. Seriously.
There's a large overlap with those who believe the Earth is flat, as well.
Two cuties at the end… helps breathing after so damn much stupidity!!!!!!! Great job exposing these idiots day after day after day after day……..😩😊
I find myself wishing/hoping, maybe even praying that these a-holes get a chronic or terminal illness. But, sadly, they'll be fine. They'll have the best doctors money can buy.
just ask Mitch McConnell. oh wait, you can't
There might be a TV series in the Mitch McConnell story: Ghost Senator! Screwing up government from beyond the grave!
It's what he would have wanted
The Mystery of Mitch goes on and on
Since June 11 from dusk to dawn
The world wants to know
Where did Turtle Man go?
Is he grazing on his lawn?
You make me LOL!
Where is Mitch?
HAHAHA!
It's time to resurrect the old Chevy Chase "Franco" routine from SNL. Slightly modified of course.
Technically, you could. But you’re not gonna get much of an answer, and you’ll likely have to go puke afterwards.
I wonder how Elaine Chao feels about sharing a house with a corpse on life support. Getting Norman Bates vibes.
😂
And if they die they will stuff them and sit them up in a chair.
Weekend at Mitchie's.
What they are doing to medical research is FUCKING INSANE and murderous. Can you hear me screaming from MN??
And making a buck off of wild horses… who thinks of all this shit???
It’s eugenics
1. Where’s the beef? I don’t know and since I don’t eat it I won’t get sick before the recall happens.
2. Bobby Brainworm’s quacking cell phone is chef’s kiss.
Brainworm is always on the attack
Against science with his ideas so whack
He croaks out a series
Of conspiracy theories
He’s a deranged, dangerous quack
It’s obvious that comparing his speeches and these long winded posts, that there is no way he writes these posts - prob Cheung does. He doesn’t have the intelligence to connect those thoughts into text form. He’s a blabbering old fool, and whoever writes this trash should be
thrown the book at.
I figured it was Natalie who stayed up all night posting his insane, ranting tweets. I doubt his 80 year pig hands can operate a phone's keyboard. He can't even speak clearly now.
In her love letters to him, there were some inappropriate capitalizations here and there
Conservative-based research: Pray the gay away.
So, whats the plan when we drop nukes on Iran? Where is everyone going? Come out to Missouri...I've got room. ☠️
I've turned into a Pescatarian, since horse burgers just aren't my thing. I dunno... with enough mustard, maybe...
I lived in France for a number of years. They regularly eat ground horse meat (not me) and that's where you get steak tartar. They eat it very rare. Horse does not the same parasites as beef.
So let's wipe out our wild horses and fire up the barbeques, right? Our species carries the most parasites, ask RFK Jr.
Im not advocating that AT ALL.
Im just saying some countries consider horses food. No I hope they leave the wild horses alone. Why do the Republicans want to destroy everything is wild and free?
Yeah, we don’t eat beef here, either. Occasional venison or bison, but never beef, especially ground. We’re primarily tweet eaters😂!
I grew up in a town where Nike missiles were in underground bunkers and the first time we saw them was when JFK was assassinated. Better make sure there’s no silo hidden in your backyard!
I do so love those photos, and these in particular because it reveals so much love. Happy Saturday.
Hmmmmm......I wonder why all the GOP who get voted out seem to end up as Right Wing News pundits? One would think they have NO EDUCATION and don't know how to labor in ANY industry to earn an honest wage!
Am I wrong here?!
Think of the news readers who now hold important cabinet posts with zero experience or education.
Great pics today of you and Claudia and loved the Rita clip. Never saw that before. Damn. Thank you.
Felt a little tear from our daily Claudia, such a tender moment. You were a lucky twosome to have found each other
Some Moron has been given a new set of talking points to try to sell the idiot sister to all of his adoring robots.
Aren’t we all just sick of these heinous Republicans continuing to try to make their followers despise another class of people who have every fucking right to exist?
Meanwhile, while our treasury sinks to the bottom of the shitter, having been further drained by the world’s most famous mafia bankruptcyfilingconvictedfelonrapistpedophile, inquiring minds want to know where the hell is Mitch?
If more "conservative based research" means experimenting on MAGAs, I'm okay with that.
Bill Cassidy -- the Susan Collins of Louisiana -- has some "concerns."
That last post by Trump sounds like he’s talking about himself.
Not only is every accusation a confession, Trump’s only interest is Trump.