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Kathleen Weber's avatar

'the only thing anyone needs to know about gas cans is that Donny’s name is on every page of the Epstein Files.'

Rinse repeat ... rinse repeat... rinse repeat ...

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I used this without the gas cans for my sign today for protest marching!!! Thanks!!!!😊

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Linda Weide's avatar

Sorry, I got distracted at "Labia Neck." It made me think about the way that plastic surgeons are making buku bucks off of getting women to have a complex about the way their labias look. So that they get them surgically altered to look like the labias of women in porn films who have had their labias surgically altered. Thinking of my labia being compared to Donald Trump's neck, although I can assure you it is not orange was not too pleasant a thought. Whose labia is his neck supposed to be like. I would be happier with a rooster neck or something like that.

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PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

Omg Linda, thanks for that! After working out a divorce settlement with my ex all afternoon, I needed to laugh!

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

oh boy - I've never had that 'pleasure' but it must have made for a truly awful day. I'm so sorry. Hope tomorrow will bring better weather, a good book and cuppa tea to relax and take some of the sting out of it. You have my sympathies.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

It's been pointed out SO MANY TIMES - and the reason for it? He has his shirt collars cut SO HIGH to try to hide that turkey wattle hanging from his chin forcing his wattle into a big crease in the middle, ergo the description. I WOULD guess; his Mom's? Ivana's? but didn't want to be TOO crude. Oops, I did it again. ;)

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Linda Weide's avatar

Thanks for using "turkey wattle." My daughter suggested "Scrotum neck, as well.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

I prefer turkey wattle. But that’s just me. Don’t want to malign the poor turkeys.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I would rather malign poor turkeys (which I also eat) than poor women, particularly young ones who have a lot of concern about how their labias look.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/jun/17/pornography-and-social-media-driving-rise-in-labia-surgery-australian-report-finds

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I'd BET their 'boyfriends' saw some incredibly stupid porn so then told them theirs must be 'defective' or not normal. Adolescent males can be especially stupid when they set out to control/show off their girlfriends, especially at the beach or pool in skimpy bikinis (which tend to show more than we realize). Most DO grow out of this stage, don't they? I mean, those outside magat's fantasy planet?

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Linda Weide's avatar

However, in the meantime women are spending their life's savings on a procedure that can be harmful and unnecessary, and is not the direction we should be going in as a society. It is just so Republicans.

This SNL sketch is so Republican too. https://youtu.be/LWnHWbeeFxA?si=wGZlX2xxZQjSio87

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shee-rah's avatar

What dummy needs a gas can nowadays? My eight-year old car tells me how many miles I have left in the gas tank, so I know when it’s time to fill up (as well as the gas gauge). I can understand if you mow your own lawn and keep a can of gas handy, but there’s only one person on my block who mows his own lawn.

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T L Mills's avatar

Um....how about people who drive farm tractors? people with UTV's who do trail work? people who use chain saws and other motorized equipment far from town and gas stations??????? people who need generators for when they lose power in the winter????

Not everybody lives in the city or can afford a lawn care company...and even the lawn care people must tote around a few gas cans for their equipment. Gas cans are a very useful part of life if you live on a working homestead or a farm or do forestry work.

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shee-rah's avatar

Good points!

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Janet's avatar

Yep. We have 3 five gallon gas cans to fill our push lawnmower, gas powered golf cart, Textron side by side, chain saw (gas/oil mixture) and our riding mower. I use an electric push mower (weekly) and chain saw, weed whacker and blower. But at least one five gallon gas can is always full. Yes, we live in a rural neighborhood on 13 acres.

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T L Mills's avatar

Exactly. My spouse is a retired forester and we live on twenty wooded acres in a very rural county. We cut & split all our own firewood, mow our field and do trail work for the Soil & Water Conservation District and for a local Preserve. Needless to say, we have chainsaws, brush cutters, a tractor with a logging winch attachment and because we lose power morefrequently than we did 30 years ago, (due to stronger winds and storms)...a generator.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Understood. But were they outlawed or something?? WTF with “bring them back?”

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T L Mills's avatar

The old style gas cans were vented and allowed gas fumes to wreathe around your head, but are dangerous to breathe. EPA mandated 'new style' gas cans require some hand strength and dexterity to simultaneously pull the mechanism to open the vent and accurately keep the spout in the fill tube of the tank for the amount of time the vent mechanism must be held for free gas flow. The gas does flow very much slower, it must be said...however the specially vented cans are much safer (and less smelly!) to transport in your car (if you don't own a truck or are running an errand for your partner who forgot to bring his empty can the last time he was at the gas station (oops).

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Right? That was my second thought after a general WTF. Who the hell uses a gas can? This MFer’s dementia is taking him back to another century.

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Eileen's avatar

I’m so here for that! Along with Trump’s physical and mental health are failing. 25th Amendment please.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

"Oh, we have liberation day economy. I'm such a genius, we are all rich." Gonna be real hard to convince the people who were looking for price reductions, now he's added at least $2400 a year more to what they'll have to spend for the same thing they were paying too much for last year. You can't fire everybody that tells the truth, Trumpy Bear. and there's a limit to pissing on people and convincing them it's rain.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Wiped out $1 trillion from the stock market yesterday and ensured that nobody believes any further labor numbers from the Reich, as well as screwing up the markets with his tariff bullshit, but GOLDEN AGE ANY DAY NOW!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

In two weeks

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤣

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Doc Blase''s avatar

"About"

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

As long as the supply of 22-year-old incels holds out, you can fire everybody.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I take it you saw the particularly weird, disgusting and MAGA proud authoritarian supporting dude when Medhi Hassan did his 20 MAGAs roundelay on YouTube. "Yes! Authoritarianims for all!!" Incel material if there ever was one who could be called that. The good news is they fired him from his job. I'm developing a tic, I want to slap an awful lot of people these days.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

**Thomas Fugate**, a 22-year-old recent college graduate was tapped by the Trump administration to oversee the **Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3)** at the Department of Homeland Security. - 🎓 Fugate graduated just last year with a degree in politics and has **no apparent national security experience**.

https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-dhs-thomas-fugate-cp3-terrorism-prevention

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Oh yes, the post-pubescent eyebrow-cocked knob who pushed a lawnmower to earn his allowance until just yesterday. Trump's selecting Kristi Noem as Secretary of the DHS was enough in itself to sink any hope of an intelligent, effective federal apparatus for national security. Last seen, she was galloping on horseback through the wilds of Venezuela, her extensions blowing in the wind, with Corey Lewandowski.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I whipped by a little snippet a few days ago that she has moved to some quarters and had been living with good old Corey. What is it with Corey?

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The charisma of bird droppings.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

she must be hard up or perhaps something in his pants because to ME, he's a skeevy mf'ing fugly sleaze I wouldn't let near me even in a full suit of armour.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

"More incompetents, please. Job requirement: Flatter the fat ugly orange turd in the White House playacting being president. of Grifter Land."

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shee-rah's avatar

“Only the best people.”

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A.J. Madison's avatar

"Drain the swamp," DJT said, skipping the part about, "right into my cabinet."

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Pere Ubu's avatar

And the supply of 15 year old "spa girls"

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I don't think they like Trump anymore. I think they are Musk's fans. Though I believe the Trump/Musk feud is a bullshit smoke screen for something really bad they're cooking up.

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Katrina Nuciforo's avatar

Election fraud worse than we’ve ever seen remember “you’ll never have to vote again”

Also trump thanking Elon for fixing the COMPUTER SLIP????

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rlritt's avatar

Yep. And the people in charge are doing nothing. We're on our own.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

"gonna be real hard to convince the people who were looking for price reductions" au contraire those idiots will believe anything

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rlritt's avatar
2dEdited

They'll. blame it on Obama or Biden or Harris. The MAGA will believe it. Critical Thinking is not their strong suit.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Or any suit.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Sad to say, I was thinking along exactly those lines.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

IS there, though? His drooling cultists are fully addicted to the siren song of being told they are Superior People, as well as the thrill of watching people hunt other human beings they don't like. They'd have to give that up. They'd have to recognize they aren't Superior, and in fact, they're far, far Inferior, and are sordid, gutter-dwelling losers. I'm not sure they can bear to do that.

We have to focus on peeling off the slightly less moronic; and also at some point, hope that the very rich and people like the defense contractors will not like the way other countries have stopped dealing with us--that's the only way it's going to stop.

And, of course, the one thing we're all hoping to see in the news, every morning.

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Eileen's avatar

You had me at “sordid gutter dwelling losers.” For the love of God, when is CNN going to show up at a diner where people like us can get the microphone and tell it like it is? CNN: “What do you think of MAGA?” Liberal, who doesn’t have any fucks left: “MAGA is comprised of sordid…and btw, Trump is all over the Epstein files. Now please, go commit a journalism and demand Trump’s records like health, financial, college transcripts his money laundering through Russia to pay Epstein. For once, tell it like it really is.”

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The Devil Kitty's avatar

In a way, I'm waiting for the outcry when destroying DEI throughout the country doesn't magically result in MAGA's broke kids getting into college instead.

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Katrina Nuciforo's avatar

Some people are addicted to chaos they don’t know anything else. It’s an illness they like to create it as well.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I've noticed this with stupid people in general. They also love noise. Noisy cars, loud sound systems, July fireworks, guns.

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Katrina Nuciforo's avatar

And big flags that disrespect our country with his mug shot on

Them.

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A.J. Madison's avatar

I was thinking about firing the messenger. It wouldn't surprise me if some #47 Admin Shit-for-brains essentially forced the Labor Commissioner of Statistics to publish those estimates for May & June. When the tariffs hit the fan, anyone with any economics sense knew this was going to hit the labor market hard. Add ICE deporting anyone who wasn't lily white, and those jobs also go fuckity-bye. But the Commissioner knew that estimates are estimates, and published BS so she could keep her job another quarter, then let Dipshitty Tbird take the full blame for the self-destructing US economy. I could be wrong, but #47 loves his BS universe where he's destroyed his credibility so that the only thing we know for sure, is what a complete moron he is.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

Are we gonna have a generation of kids screaming "rigged" every time something doesn't go their way?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yes, we are

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Gene Oyler's avatar

Yikes!

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Julie's avatar

100%

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Cyndi's avatar

We already do. It's called the privileged kids. Unfortunately, they often grow up to be MAGA.

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Mwfeiger's avatar

"Entitled" is the name I call them. Of course this characteristic is not limited to just 'kids'.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Or MAGA.

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Bob's avatar
2dEdited

Is it wrong to trip them as they strut by?

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Nah.

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meryl selig's avatar

I don’t think that the known trajectory to MAGA was growing up “privileged.” Quite the contrary.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The Civil War was rigged, in the minds of the most ignorant and ragged-assed, and they've never gotten over it. Their Incestors passed their intergenerational trauma on to this final generation of Incels. Now they can't spell "Georgia."

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Cathy 98280's avatar

“Incestors!” Brilliant! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I have a photo of a guy wearing a T-shirt which says, "My incestors built this country." Unfortunately, Substack has no provision for attaching pictures in replies.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

I have to work that into at least 3 conversations this coming week 🎊😍🎊🎈🥰

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Elle's avatar

I hereby nominate "Incestors" for Best Word of the Year.

"Georiga" is maybe second or third.

Although...I realized just before hitting the little blue up-arrow: "incestor" could duke it out with "Marshall" or "marital" law for first place, particularly if the attempted invocation of "marshall law" comes with exploitable loopholes as "not legally enforceable due to misspelling by invokee."

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J.R.'s avatar

Agree so I second that

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meryl selig's avatar

Incestors!! Love it. Thank you

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Marian Goldsmith's avatar

Well, it has 2 (pardon me for using 3) syllables so wut do y'all expect?

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shee-rah's avatar

And “the South will rise again.”

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Looks like we already do. When President Labia Neck, which is the name of the week, fires the messenger for telling the truth about the labor stats, we know once again it's another attempt to cover up another one of his many ongoing fuckups. The generation of those kids living in fantasy land will continue to support his bullshit even as it affects them in a very negative way.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

To rehash a joke once applied to Soviet citizens, MAGA is treated like mushrooms: kept in the dark, fed manure

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Sooz Hall's avatar

And cut their heads off when they get big!

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Sooz Hall's avatar

And cut their heads off off they get big!

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J.R.'s avatar

Labia Neck will keep me laughing for the entire day. 😂

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Yes - Labia Neck!

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Bob Dunn's avatar

I think "labor stats" is spelled "labia stats".

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Rick Calegari's avatar

To go with anus lips, bone spurs and mangy ferret hair as part of his many anatomical abnormalities.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Herr Shitsinpants Von Labia Neck.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Gotta say, much as I loathe and despise LDFF, I’m not entirely happy about “labia” being used in a pejorative way. Unless of course we’re about to add “scrotum throat”…

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george  campbell's avatar

Already have that

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Yes

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Christ on a crepe suzette, how on earth did you imbeciles manage to fuck up the spelling of your own state?" 😂 What a dumbass.

BUT...the best: "it’s Sundowning President Labia Neck, and he’s doing his patented ‘jerking off two invisible dicks’ dance." I'm dead! 🤣

I needed this today, because shit is bad and getting worse.

Thank you for making me snort coffee! 😬 Love you guys!

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Beth Ann Kepple's avatar

If i had been drinking coffee, I would’ve snorted it too. Glad you posted about my favorite & yes the best - “sundowning labia neck…’

I dont think anything will ever top that but Jeff’s proved me wrong before lol. And oh fuck, i live in Georiga 😳

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Georiga, Georiga, awlays on my mnid...

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Sweet Georiga Brown

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Sweet Georiga Bworn, you mean.

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Nancy Brown's avatar

😂😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh, Beth Ann... you're a strong lady to live in Georgia! But then, I live in Missouri, soooooo....😂

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George in Atlanta's avatar

Sooooo..... Georgia has two Dem Senators. Missouri, not so much. The reason is, on the last couple go-rounds we got all Fuck You, GOP.

Jon Ossoff is up at the midterms. I will go out and vote my ossoff.

I'll see myself out...

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Folks in the former Soviet republic of Georgia be like, finally!

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shee-rah's avatar

I think Georgia will need its own area and zip codes.

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george  campbell's avatar

Georgia .... Ray Charles is rolling over in his grave .

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL! For sure!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Georiga On My Mind doesn’t have the same panache

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arne link's avatar

Personally, I thought the use of a LADA was brilliant. Sometimes I think that there are trolls working on the down low.

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Margaret's avatar

I hope so.

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shee-rah's avatar

I think Georgia will need its own area and zip codes.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. If you need 6 hands to handle a gas can, AI can do that for you.

2. If Cokehead McBlowface had any balls, he’d have put on a tie over that jersey.

3. Trump posing in front of a Russian made car is a bit of a Freudian slip, no?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

My gas can is 10 years old and has a fancy button to push and release the gas. Where can I get one of those “6 handed” ones, Kay-El? I wanna turn my lawn mowing into a neighborhood project.

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Mingo's avatar

Lee Zeldin can take his 6 hands and pour the gasoline over his head. I've got a yuge supply of lighters and matches from my previous smoking days. Speaking of gasoline, I just came back from a car caravan protesting Fox. There were probably 20 cars decked out with signs and American flags. We received a few horn honks but most people looked at us annoyingly probably because we were driving cautiously.

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Kay-El's avatar

All I can find are the 6 gallon ones. Some inventor needs to get busy.

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Jan Moon's avatar

But posing in front of a RUSTED OUT Russian car? Or are those stains from a faulty gas can?

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Kay-El's avatar

Yes

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meryl selig's avatar

An inside message from whoever styled the image

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Kay-El's avatar

I thought about that. There’s been several “messages” like this.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

🏆🏆🏆🏆

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Elmo should start making “Yugo’s For Shitler.”

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Most of us immediately recognized the former Soviet ride… Donnie sure as hell didn’t Walt!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Possibly one of the shittiest automobiles ever made, Patrick. Then came Elmo!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Absofuckinglutely Walt, my ignorant brother in law bought one when he was working in Alaska, funny thing is, it blew a head gasket after the first week! He also voted for Trump !!

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shee-rah's avatar

Payback

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Karma, instant.

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2dEdited

Yeah, Yugos weren't known for having side panels fall off.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yugo, “the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian technology."

Dan Aykroyd

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

😂😂😂

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

No? I just remember when there were no longer new cars for under $2000 in the U.S. Even the Beetle was over $2K.

So, to fill the void, our friends in Yugoslavia started selling Yugos for $1999. They sold like hotcakes and soon occupied junkyards everywhere.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I bought a couple, perhaps three SAAB Sonnets in those days Walt, around $2-2.4 K IIRC damn tough little ride with a V4 Bobcat engine, lasted forever!!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Patrick, I had a 1968 Peugeot that was just like Columbo’s. Battleship grey, but it wasn’t a convertible like the Lieutenant’s.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Speaking of side panels falling off, I saw my first ‘in person’ cyber truck yesterday. It’s even uglier than the pictures of it. It was raining, so I suspect it’s rusty today.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

They glue the quarter panels on Sharon, did they use waterproof glue, unlikely!!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Why would they glue them onto Sharon?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The Tesla I can forgive as "I bought this before Elbow Mush went insane."

But the Cybercuck happened after he went insane, and for that there is no redemption.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

The rolling dumpster? They never fail to pull a laugh out of me.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Then there was the Trabant, the East German car with a two-cylinder engine "that compares favorably to a Toro lawn mower" said one wag; an Ossie friend said they used to call it the Martin Luther, because it says "hier steh ich, ich kann nicht anders, Gott hilf mir!" ("Here I stand, I cannot do otherwise, God help me")

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Laugh while we can. With PBS and the Dept. of Education wiped out, our renaissance manufacturing sectors will be dependent on AI to design and produce everything, from 6-fingered fake photos of celebrities to washing machines that can double as cement mixers. Who needs human labor anyway?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

This country has become a ghetto Sharon, the way the Heritage Foundation, Claremont Institute and Federalist Society envisioned!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Now Sharon is a ghetto with quarter panels glued onto her. It gets worse by the minute for poor ghetto quarter-paneled Sharon.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, after reading that article on plastic particles inside us on Yahoo today, I'm going to see about redoing my life to technology available in 1633, when my ancestors arrived, here, or at least no plastic.

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Lisa's avatar

My grandmother told me early on that she believed the world was doomed with the advent of plastic. I miss her sage wisdom.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Is there nothing the fossil fuel industry doesn’t fuck up?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I guess I better stop watching Canadian football. But I'm not giving up Lewis Hamilton and Formula 1. This afternoon I went to a celebration of life and passed on the water in plastic bottles, the wine with plastic drinking glasses, and drank beer in a glass bottle from a small brewery up in Fort Bragg (CA). It's a start. I've started throwing away some plastic glasses and pots around here. Your grandmother was right, and for more than one reason. Plastic is made from oil.

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arne link's avatar

Well, I did pat myself on the back for recognizing it immediately. I think my brain is full of useless information...

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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Tama2U's avatar

Let’s distract the distractors by asking what Melanie’s part in the Epstein procurement process she played. Since she had already aged out of the pedo-meter but was partying hard with the ghouls and has miraculously managed to be off limits, I want those limits violated. She knew, she played, she condoned and she proved she had no moral or sexual compass in her quest for $$ and power. She holds so much power over the Pedo Felon and she needs to be included in the investigations. Rake her little garden of a gruesome life.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Yeah? Fuck Melanoma and the boat she rode in on. What were the special skills that made her deserving of an “Exchange Visitor Skills Visa.” Soft porn? Nude modeling?

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Willingness to allow herself to be diddled by a barely perceptable mushroom dick with the tensile strength of overcooked penne, in exchange for financial security and a lifetime of shame

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Bob, I like your style.

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meryl selig's avatar

Look at her face. Aside from surgery and injections to render it immobile, she has dead eyes (when visible) and seems devoid of affection and brains

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Hollie Rood's avatar

🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Sooz Hall's avatar

I keep wondering how she raised Barron. “You are the True Son of the Great One!”? Maybe whispering in his ear at night “Hang on, the end is near, and then we’ll have all the money and power we need!”

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Slovenian Skank with no education or marketable skills. Pedophile acolyte.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

If she were dismantled they'd find wires connecting that plastic mannequin directly to the Kremlin and Trump/Epstein financial backers, I suspect.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I think she got implanted with one of Bill Gates’ computer chips when she got her Covid shot.

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shee-rah's avatar

No, I think she used the bleach enema method.

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Mingo's avatar

A friend of mine calls her the "hole on a pole". I think that's what the two additional flag poles on the White House lawn are for. So she doesn't forget her roots.

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PTW's avatar

I believe she had one "marketable" skill....

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

I like the Repub who lauds her for her contribution to The Arts. You just know that little creep has a whole deck of cards with Melanie's nude photos she is so proud of. I am sure her 1st lady portrait will be a nude photos in today's iteration.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

She got an Epstein visa

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Rhesus's avatar

She does have a nice pair of brains on her......

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arne link's avatar

Her kidneys are replaced regularly.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Well, Walt, I've read that she appeared nude on the cover of a British magazine...

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Yes & yes

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meryl selig's avatar

Rug art

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I think we now know some of what powers that Death Stare she's always directing at Donnie.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

My favorite was the time he tried to get into the limo with her and she froze him with her death stare and he waddled back to a different vehicle.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Walt: mine is the time when they were walking side-by-side, and he wanted to hold her hand which she promptly swatted!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

That was also well received.

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Cathy Wray's avatar

...and remember when he got off the plane using the umbrella and didn't wait for her as she walked behind him IN THE RAIN.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

All of that bizarre behavior has been normalized in MAGA world. Then the Republicons put Katie Britt on national TV in her kitchen to tell America about, you know, VALUES.

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Lisa's avatar

But it's going to be a little more difficult burying her in the Rose Garden, now that it's covered in cement. Wonder what else got buried there before it was poured....

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shee-rah's avatar

The Epstein files maybe?

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Sooz Hall's avatar

They wish!

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Dave Drell's avatar

Jimmy Hoffa?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

You left me with a smile Tama!

Melania’s father is an interesting story, as is Paulo Zampolli, you should look into them!!

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Peggy Hendrickson's avatar

How am I not surprised that he fired the Commissioner of Labor Statistics because she reported labor statistics?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

It’s like his first term during Covid. Shitler spewed this gem, “if they weren’t always counting the deaths, there wouldn’t be so many!”

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george  campbell's avatar

great wisdom never grows old . If I don't get on the bathroom scale , I will never gain weight .

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Sooz Hall's avatar

I may have thought that a time or two…

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Antoinette Powell's avatar

Kinda reminds you of Yogi Berra, except brain-dead and without the charm or innocence.

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george  campbell's avatar

I'm not sure she produced them , but just reported them . Firing her only confirms that she was right .

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

So how did those massively inflated jobs numbers get posted in the first place? Was a DOGE-compliant flunky ordered to put out that insane disinformation? Clearly, the happy stats were intended to distract from the Epstein controversy but shattered by the DOL truthsayers (many are ex-union employees).

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Peggy Hendrickson's avatar

Produced is probably not the best verb. “Reported” would have been more appropriate.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

His math skills are zilch

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Runfastandwin's avatar

every year, every month, every day, every hour just gets stupider than the one before. it has to end at some point doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Not until We the People end it. Nobody is coming to save us.

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meryl selig's avatar

We can moan and handwringing about the daily affronts and distractions.

The facts remain that he has zero guardrails.

He is grifting/building Mar-a-Lago /Pennsylvania Blvd … ostensibly at “patrons” expense. Quid pro quo. If people with too much money and too few brains want to hand over $$$ for his ballroom, they will expect payback.

Does a “temporary” resident of a house they don’t own undertake major building projects? He believes he is not leaving in 2028. Given the zero pushback thus far from any quarter, why would we (blindly) assume we will have free or fair elections ? especially in ‘28.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I dunno, you would think 2028 will end this phase, but, I am not confident people won't turn around and vote gop anyway.

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Debra Slater's avatar

Much like 2024, in 2028 he will "win" the GOP primaries (SCOTUS will say it's premature to say he can't be on the ballot) and be nominated by the RNC despite the 2-term constitutional limit. SCOTUS will use pretzel logic to say a 3rd term is OKIYDJT. DJT will "win" fake, rigged election, hold big inaugural ball in the newly-christened WH DJT Ballroom.

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shee-rah's avatar

If he can run for a third term, then the Dems can nominate Barack Obama.

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Marian Goldsmith's avatar

Not in our lifetimes I fear. Not enough progress so far. But keep on keepin' on.

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Carl Selfe's avatar

Now is our moment—today take action against this harmful government. They are:

Covering up a pedophile ring.

Ignoring court orders.

Spreading corruption.

The poor, the needy, and children are being abused—by our government. Healthcare, already a broken system, was canceled for 13 million. Take to the streets!

We must protest outright crooks and the pedophiles. They will start shooting us. Untrained ICE agents will shoot us. Protest until we go down or we oust these tyrants.

I made 54 protest signs to aid protest groups. I will make many more to share. You will see something different in these signs! Help yourself to this second batch, and share them as far as you can.

https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/more-free-protest-signs?r=3m1bs

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george  campbell's avatar

Reading Jeff's blog every day is a step in the right direction and authentic patriotism

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Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

FYI the post from yesterday about MotherFucking Wind Farms with Samuel Jackson has gone viral worldwide

https://youtu.be/TRzEzU7kwyQ

Thank you, Jeff Tiedrich! The best of the best.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

"Mankind Is The Virus And I'm The Cure."

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J.R.'s avatar

🥳

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Claudia Montague Wheatley's avatar

Anarchy Princess should lead masters classes in effective protesting. Look how calm she remains as Navarro grows more heated. She holds her sign *just out of range* of Pete's desperate claws, making him look even more inept, while simultaneously drawling harsh truths that clearly get to his sore spots.

My shero!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I loved watching him scrambling to try and grab her sign, but, he is slow…so very SLOW.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

She’s fearless. I love watching her videos.

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Dave Drell's avatar

He’s just another ignorant mouthpiece of this illegal and inept administration.

It’s all bullshit all day long

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Jon Notabot's avatar

Also, Donald Trump has raped children. His maga congregation are OK with this. They are OK with anything, as long as it is ordained from their soiled orange diaper god.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Not even our children are sacred anymore. They are mere tools to be used.

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Ingrid Robertshaw's avatar

Yup. That is it for now. He is doing so mu h shit every hour of the day. It is designed for Americans getting their mindd blown up from it so thst in the end..we just capitulate from the overload..consider this insane act of sending 2 nuclear subs into Russian waters . With that he says...DON'T LOOK @ ANY OF THE EPSTEIN STUFF..LOOK WHAT I JUST DID..If that isn't insane..I don't know what is

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arne link's avatar

I thought that positioning of the subs was a secret? Is this move all in his addled brain?

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Dave Drell's avatar

It is secret - he’s just trying to bully the Ruskies- who btw have their own nuclear subs, many probably parked around our coastlines

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amdancks's avatar

Update needed for all the "Trump lost" posters.

Version 2.0 will need to read "Trump lost his mind". And yes, we all do know it.

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Julie Silverman's avatar

My 73 year old labia has taken umbrage at the comparison you have drawn between it and the dipshit’s neck. Please issue an apology immediately. Thank you.

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Salspho's avatar

I agree Julie. My lovely labia looks nothing like that nasty roll of rotting, orange flesh.

But, I still love you Jeff. Say hello to Ms. Spouse.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

My 73 year old labia is adorable, but you'll have to take my word on it 😉

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J.R.'s avatar

😂

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