Sorry, I got distracted at "Labia Neck." It made me think about the way that plastic surgeons are making buku bucks off of getting women to have a complex about the way their labias look. So that they get them surgically altered to look like the labias of women in porn films who have had their labias surgically altered. Thinking of my labia being compared to Donald Trump's neck, although I can assure you it is not orange was not too pleasant a thought. Whose labia is his neck supposed to be like. I would be happier with a rooster neck or something like that.
oh boy - I've never had that 'pleasure' but it must have made for a truly awful day. I'm so sorry. Hope tomorrow will bring better weather, a good book and cuppa tea to relax and take some of the sting out of it. You have my sympathies.
It's been pointed out SO MANY TIMES - and the reason for it? He has his shirt collars cut SO HIGH to try to hide that turkey wattle hanging from his chin forcing his wattle into a big crease in the middle, ergo the description. I WOULD guess; his Mom's? Ivana's? but didn't want to be TOO crude. Oops, I did it again. ;)
I'd BET their 'boyfriends' saw some incredibly stupid porn so then told them theirs must be 'defective' or not normal. Adolescent males can be especially stupid when they set out to control/show off their girlfriends, especially at the beach or pool in skimpy bikinis (which tend to show more than we realize). Most DO grow out of this stage, don't they? I mean, those outside magat's fantasy planet?
However, in the meantime women are spending their life's savings on a procedure that can be harmful and unnecessary, and is not the direction we should be going in as a society. It is just so Republicans.
What dummy needs a gas can nowadays? My eight-year old car tells me how many miles I have left in the gas tank, so I know when it’s time to fill up (as well as the gas gauge). I can understand if you mow your own lawn and keep a can of gas handy, but there’s only one person on my block who mows his own lawn.
Um....how about people who drive farm tractors? people with UTV's who do trail work? people who use chain saws and other motorized equipment far from town and gas stations??????? people who need generators for when they lose power in the winter????
Not everybody lives in the city or can afford a lawn care company...and even the lawn care people must tote around a few gas cans for their equipment. Gas cans are a very useful part of life if you live on a working homestead or a farm or do forestry work.
Yep. We have 3 five gallon gas cans to fill our push lawnmower, gas powered golf cart, Textron side by side, chain saw (gas/oil mixture) and our riding mower. I use an electric push mower (weekly) and chain saw, weed whacker and blower. But at least one five gallon gas can is always full. Yes, we live in a rural neighborhood on 13 acres.
Exactly. My spouse is a retired forester and we live on twenty wooded acres in a very rural county. We cut & split all our own firewood, mow our field and do trail work for the Soil & Water Conservation District and for a local Preserve. Needless to say, we have chainsaws, brush cutters, a tractor with a logging winch attachment and because we lose power morefrequently than we did 30 years ago, (due to stronger winds and storms)...a generator.
The old style gas cans were vented and allowed gas fumes to wreathe around your head, but are dangerous to breathe. EPA mandated 'new style' gas cans require some hand strength and dexterity to simultaneously pull the mechanism to open the vent and accurately keep the spout in the fill tube of the tank for the amount of time the vent mechanism must be held for free gas flow. The gas does flow very much slower, it must be said...however the specially vented cans are much safer (and less smelly!) to transport in your car (if you don't own a truck or are running an errand for your partner who forgot to bring his empty can the last time he was at the gas station (oops).
"Oh, we have liberation day economy. I'm such a genius, we are all rich." Gonna be real hard to convince the people who were looking for price reductions, now he's added at least $2400 a year more to what they'll have to spend for the same thing they were paying too much for last year. You can't fire everybody that tells the truth, Trumpy Bear. and there's a limit to pissing on people and convincing them it's rain.
Wiped out $1 trillion from the stock market yesterday and ensured that nobody believes any further labor numbers from the Reich, as well as screwing up the markets with his tariff bullshit, but GOLDEN AGE ANY DAY NOW!
I take it you saw the particularly weird, disgusting and MAGA proud authoritarian supporting dude when Medhi Hassan did his 20 MAGAs roundelay on YouTube. "Yes! Authoritarianims for all!!" Incel material if there ever was one who could be called that. The good news is they fired him from his job. I'm developing a tic, I want to slap an awful lot of people these days.
**Thomas Fugate**, a 22-year-old recent college graduate was tapped by the Trump administration to oversee the **Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3)** at the Department of Homeland Security. - 🎓 Fugate graduated just last year with a degree in politics and has **no apparent national security experience**.
Oh yes, the post-pubescent eyebrow-cocked knob who pushed a lawnmower to earn his allowance until just yesterday. Trump's selecting Kristi Noem as Secretary of the DHS was enough in itself to sink any hope of an intelligent, effective federal apparatus for national security. Last seen, she was galloping on horseback through the wilds of Venezuela, her extensions blowing in the wind, with Corey Lewandowski.
she must be hard up or perhaps something in his pants because to ME, he's a skeevy mf'ing fugly sleaze I wouldn't let near me even in a full suit of armour.
I don't think they like Trump anymore. I think they are Musk's fans. Though I believe the Trump/Musk feud is a bullshit smoke screen for something really bad they're cooking up.
IS there, though? His drooling cultists are fully addicted to the siren song of being told they are Superior People, as well as the thrill of watching people hunt other human beings they don't like. They'd have to give that up. They'd have to recognize they aren't Superior, and in fact, they're far, far Inferior, and are sordid, gutter-dwelling losers. I'm not sure they can bear to do that.
We have to focus on peeling off the slightly less moronic; and also at some point, hope that the very rich and people like the defense contractors will not like the way other countries have stopped dealing with us--that's the only way it's going to stop.
And, of course, the one thing we're all hoping to see in the news, every morning.
You had me at “sordid gutter dwelling losers.” For the love of God, when is CNN going to show up at a diner where people like us can get the microphone and tell it like it is? CNN: “What do you think of MAGA?” Liberal, who doesn’t have any fucks left: “MAGA is comprised of sordid…and btw, Trump is all over the Epstein files. Now please, go commit a journalism and demand Trump’s records like health, financial, college transcripts his money laundering through Russia to pay Epstein. For once, tell it like it really is.”
In a way, I'm waiting for the outcry when destroying DEI throughout the country doesn't magically result in MAGA's broke kids getting into college instead.
I was thinking about firing the messenger. It wouldn't surprise me if some #47 Admin Shit-for-brains essentially forced the Labor Commissioner of Statistics to publish those estimates for May & June. When the tariffs hit the fan, anyone with any economics sense knew this was going to hit the labor market hard. Add ICE deporting anyone who wasn't lily white, and those jobs also go fuckity-bye. But the Commissioner knew that estimates are estimates, and published BS so she could keep her job another quarter, then let Dipshitty Tbird take the full blame for the self-destructing US economy. I could be wrong, but #47 loves his BS universe where he's destroyed his credibility so that the only thing we know for sure, is what a complete moron he is.
The Civil War was rigged, in the minds of the most ignorant and ragged-assed, and they've never gotten over it. Their Incestors passed their intergenerational trauma on to this final generation of Incels. Now they can't spell "Georgia."
I have a photo of a guy wearing a T-shirt which says, "My incestors built this country." Unfortunately, Substack has no provision for attaching pictures in replies.
I hereby nominate "Incestors" for Best Word of the Year.
"Georiga" is maybe second or third.
Although...I realized just before hitting the little blue up-arrow: "incestor" could duke it out with "Marshall" or "marital" law for first place, particularly if the attempted invocation of "marshall law" comes with exploitable loopholes as "not legally enforceable due to misspelling by invokee."
Looks like we already do. When President Labia Neck, which is the name of the week, fires the messenger for telling the truth about the labor stats, we know once again it's another attempt to cover up another one of his many ongoing fuckups. The generation of those kids living in fantasy land will continue to support his bullshit even as it affects them in a very negative way.
Gotta say, much as I loathe and despise LDFF, I’m not entirely happy about “labia” being used in a pejorative way. Unless of course we’re about to add “scrotum throat”…
My gas can is 10 years old and has a fancy button to push and release the gas. Where can I get one of those “6 handed” ones, Kay-El? I wanna turn my lawn mowing into a neighborhood project.
Lee Zeldin can take his 6 hands and pour the gasoline over his head. I've got a yuge supply of lighters and matches from my previous smoking days. Speaking of gasoline, I just came back from a car caravan protesting Fox. There were probably 20 cars decked out with signs and American flags. We received a few horn honks but most people looked at us annoyingly probably because we were driving cautiously.
Absofuckinglutely Walt, my ignorant brother in law bought one when he was working in Alaska, funny thing is, it blew a head gasket after the first week! He also voted for Trump !!
I bought a couple, perhaps three SAAB Sonnets in those days Walt, around $2-2.4 K IIRC damn tough little ride with a V4 Bobcat engine, lasted forever!!
Speaking of side panels falling off, I saw my first ‘in person’ cyber truck yesterday. It’s even uglier than the pictures of it. It was raining, so I suspect it’s rusty today.
Then there was the Trabant, the East German car with a two-cylinder engine "that compares favorably to a Toro lawn mower" said one wag; an Ossie friend said they used to call it the Martin Luther, because it says "hier steh ich, ich kann nicht anders, Gott hilf mir!" ("Here I stand, I cannot do otherwise, God help me")
Laugh while we can. With PBS and the Dept. of Education wiped out, our renaissance manufacturing sectors will be dependent on AI to design and produce everything, from 6-fingered fake photos of celebrities to washing machines that can double as cement mixers. Who needs human labor anyway?
Well, after reading that article on plastic particles inside us on Yahoo today, I'm going to see about redoing my life to technology available in 1633, when my ancestors arrived, here, or at least no plastic.
I guess I better stop watching Canadian football. But I'm not giving up Lewis Hamilton and Formula 1. This afternoon I went to a celebration of life and passed on the water in plastic bottles, the wine with plastic drinking glasses, and drank beer in a glass bottle from a small brewery up in Fort Bragg (CA). It's a start. I've started throwing away some plastic glasses and pots around here. Your grandmother was right, and for more than one reason. Plastic is made from oil.
Let’s distract the distractors by asking what Melanie’s part in the Epstein procurement process she played. Since she had already aged out of the pedo-meter but was partying hard with the ghouls and has miraculously managed to be off limits, I want those limits violated. She knew, she played, she condoned and she proved she had no moral or sexual compass in her quest for $$ and power. She holds so much power over the Pedo Felon and she needs to be included in the investigations. Rake her little garden of a gruesome life.
Yeah? Fuck Melanoma and the boat she rode in on. What were the special skills that made her deserving of an “Exchange Visitor Skills Visa.” Soft porn? Nude modeling?
Willingness to allow herself to be diddled by a barely perceptable mushroom dick with the tensile strength of overcooked penne, in exchange for financial security and a lifetime of shame
I keep wondering how she raised Barron. “You are the True Son of the Great One!”? Maybe whispering in his ear at night “Hang on, the end is near, and then we’ll have all the money and power we need!”
A friend of mine calls her the "hole on a pole". I think that's what the two additional flag poles on the White House lawn are for. So she doesn't forget her roots.
I like the Repub who lauds her for her contribution to The Arts. You just know that little creep has a whole deck of cards with Melanie's nude photos she is so proud of. I am sure her 1st lady portrait will be a nude photos in today's iteration.
All of that bizarre behavior has been normalized in MAGA world. Then the Republicons put Katie Britt on national TV in her kitchen to tell America about, you know, VALUES.
But it's going to be a little more difficult burying her in the Rose Garden, now that it's covered in cement. Wonder what else got buried there before it was poured....
So how did those massively inflated jobs numbers get posted in the first place? Was a DOGE-compliant flunky ordered to put out that insane disinformation? Clearly, the happy stats were intended to distract from the Epstein controversy but shattered by the DOL truthsayers (many are ex-union employees).
We can moan and handwringing about the daily affronts and distractions.
The facts remain that he has zero guardrails.
He is grifting/building Mar-a-Lago /Pennsylvania Blvd … ostensibly at “patrons” expense. Quid pro quo. If people with too much money and too few brains want to hand over $$$ for his ballroom, they will expect payback.
Does a “temporary” resident of a house they don’t own undertake major building projects? He believes he is not leaving in 2028. Given the zero pushback thus far from any quarter, why would we (blindly) assume we will have free or fair elections ? especially in ‘28.
Much like 2024, in 2028 he will "win" the GOP primaries (SCOTUS will say it's premature to say he can't be on the ballot) and be nominated by the RNC despite the 2-term constitutional limit. SCOTUS will use pretzel logic to say a 3rd term is OKIYDJT. DJT will "win" fake, rigged election, hold big inaugural ball in the newly-christened WH DJT Ballroom.
Now is our moment—today take action against this harmful government. They are:
Covering up a pedophile ring.
Ignoring court orders.
Spreading corruption.
The poor, the needy, and children are being abused—by our government. Healthcare, already a broken system, was canceled for 13 million. Take to the streets!
We must protest outright crooks and the pedophiles. They will start shooting us. Untrained ICE agents will shoot us. Protest until we go down or we oust these tyrants.
I made 54 protest signs to aid protest groups. I will make many more to share. You will see something different in these signs! Help yourself to this second batch, and share them as far as you can.
Anarchy Princess should lead masters classes in effective protesting. Look how calm she remains as Navarro grows more heated. She holds her sign *just out of range* of Pete's desperate claws, making him look even more inept, while simultaneously drawling harsh truths that clearly get to his sore spots.
Also, Donald Trump has raped children. His maga congregation are OK with this. They are OK with anything, as long as it is ordained from their soiled orange diaper god.
Yup. That is it for now. He is doing so mu h shit every hour of the day. It is designed for Americans getting their mindd blown up from it so thst in the end..we just capitulate from the overload..consider this insane act of sending 2 nuclear subs into Russian waters . With that he says...DON'T LOOK @ ANY OF THE EPSTEIN STUFF..LOOK WHAT I JUST DID..If that isn't insane..I don't know what is
My 73 year old labia has taken umbrage at the comparison you have drawn between it and the dipshit’s neck. Please issue an apology immediately. Thank you.
'the only thing anyone needs to know about gas cans is that Donny’s name is on every page of the Epstein Files.'
Rinse repeat ... rinse repeat... rinse repeat ...
I used this without the gas cans for my sign today for protest marching!!! Thanks!!!!😊
Sorry, I got distracted at "Labia Neck." It made me think about the way that plastic surgeons are making buku bucks off of getting women to have a complex about the way their labias look. So that they get them surgically altered to look like the labias of women in porn films who have had their labias surgically altered. Thinking of my labia being compared to Donald Trump's neck, although I can assure you it is not orange was not too pleasant a thought. Whose labia is his neck supposed to be like. I would be happier with a rooster neck or something like that.
Omg Linda, thanks for that! After working out a divorce settlement with my ex all afternoon, I needed to laugh!
oh boy - I've never had that 'pleasure' but it must have made for a truly awful day. I'm so sorry. Hope tomorrow will bring better weather, a good book and cuppa tea to relax and take some of the sting out of it. You have my sympathies.
It's been pointed out SO MANY TIMES - and the reason for it? He has his shirt collars cut SO HIGH to try to hide that turkey wattle hanging from his chin forcing his wattle into a big crease in the middle, ergo the description. I WOULD guess; his Mom's? Ivana's? but didn't want to be TOO crude. Oops, I did it again. ;)
Thanks for using "turkey wattle." My daughter suggested "Scrotum neck, as well.
I prefer turkey wattle. But that’s just me. Don’t want to malign the poor turkeys.
I would rather malign poor turkeys (which I also eat) than poor women, particularly young ones who have a lot of concern about how their labias look.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/jun/17/pornography-and-social-media-driving-rise-in-labia-surgery-australian-report-finds
I'd BET their 'boyfriends' saw some incredibly stupid porn so then told them theirs must be 'defective' or not normal. Adolescent males can be especially stupid when they set out to control/show off their girlfriends, especially at the beach or pool in skimpy bikinis (which tend to show more than we realize). Most DO grow out of this stage, don't they? I mean, those outside magat's fantasy planet?
However, in the meantime women are spending their life's savings on a procedure that can be harmful and unnecessary, and is not the direction we should be going in as a society. It is just so Republicans.
This SNL sketch is so Republican too. https://youtu.be/LWnHWbeeFxA?si=wGZlX2xxZQjSio87
What dummy needs a gas can nowadays? My eight-year old car tells me how many miles I have left in the gas tank, so I know when it’s time to fill up (as well as the gas gauge). I can understand if you mow your own lawn and keep a can of gas handy, but there’s only one person on my block who mows his own lawn.
Um....how about people who drive farm tractors? people with UTV's who do trail work? people who use chain saws and other motorized equipment far from town and gas stations??????? people who need generators for when they lose power in the winter????
Not everybody lives in the city or can afford a lawn care company...and even the lawn care people must tote around a few gas cans for their equipment. Gas cans are a very useful part of life if you live on a working homestead or a farm or do forestry work.
Good points!
Yep. We have 3 five gallon gas cans to fill our push lawnmower, gas powered golf cart, Textron side by side, chain saw (gas/oil mixture) and our riding mower. I use an electric push mower (weekly) and chain saw, weed whacker and blower. But at least one five gallon gas can is always full. Yes, we live in a rural neighborhood on 13 acres.
Exactly. My spouse is a retired forester and we live on twenty wooded acres in a very rural county. We cut & split all our own firewood, mow our field and do trail work for the Soil & Water Conservation District and for a local Preserve. Needless to say, we have chainsaws, brush cutters, a tractor with a logging winch attachment and because we lose power morefrequently than we did 30 years ago, (due to stronger winds and storms)...a generator.
Understood. But were they outlawed or something?? WTF with “bring them back?”
The old style gas cans were vented and allowed gas fumes to wreathe around your head, but are dangerous to breathe. EPA mandated 'new style' gas cans require some hand strength and dexterity to simultaneously pull the mechanism to open the vent and accurately keep the spout in the fill tube of the tank for the amount of time the vent mechanism must be held for free gas flow. The gas does flow very much slower, it must be said...however the specially vented cans are much safer (and less smelly!) to transport in your car (if you don't own a truck or are running an errand for your partner who forgot to bring his empty can the last time he was at the gas station (oops).
Right? That was my second thought after a general WTF. Who the hell uses a gas can? This MFer’s dementia is taking him back to another century.
I’m so here for that! Along with Trump’s physical and mental health are failing. 25th Amendment please.
"Oh, we have liberation day economy. I'm such a genius, we are all rich." Gonna be real hard to convince the people who were looking for price reductions, now he's added at least $2400 a year more to what they'll have to spend for the same thing they were paying too much for last year. You can't fire everybody that tells the truth, Trumpy Bear. and there's a limit to pissing on people and convincing them it's rain.
Wiped out $1 trillion from the stock market yesterday and ensured that nobody believes any further labor numbers from the Reich, as well as screwing up the markets with his tariff bullshit, but GOLDEN AGE ANY DAY NOW!
In two weeks
🤣
"About"
As long as the supply of 22-year-old incels holds out, you can fire everybody.
I take it you saw the particularly weird, disgusting and MAGA proud authoritarian supporting dude when Medhi Hassan did his 20 MAGAs roundelay on YouTube. "Yes! Authoritarianims for all!!" Incel material if there ever was one who could be called that. The good news is they fired him from his job. I'm developing a tic, I want to slap an awful lot of people these days.
**Thomas Fugate**, a 22-year-old recent college graduate was tapped by the Trump administration to oversee the **Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships (CP3)** at the Department of Homeland Security. - 🎓 Fugate graduated just last year with a degree in politics and has **no apparent national security experience**.
https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-dhs-thomas-fugate-cp3-terrorism-prevention
Oh yes, the post-pubescent eyebrow-cocked knob who pushed a lawnmower to earn his allowance until just yesterday. Trump's selecting Kristi Noem as Secretary of the DHS was enough in itself to sink any hope of an intelligent, effective federal apparatus for national security. Last seen, she was galloping on horseback through the wilds of Venezuela, her extensions blowing in the wind, with Corey Lewandowski.
I whipped by a little snippet a few days ago that she has moved to some quarters and had been living with good old Corey. What is it with Corey?
The charisma of bird droppings.
she must be hard up or perhaps something in his pants because to ME, he's a skeevy mf'ing fugly sleaze I wouldn't let near me even in a full suit of armour.
"More incompetents, please. Job requirement: Flatter the fat ugly orange turd in the White House playacting being president. of Grifter Land."
“Only the best people.”
"Drain the swamp," DJT said, skipping the part about, "right into my cabinet."
And the supply of 15 year old "spa girls"
I don't think they like Trump anymore. I think they are Musk's fans. Though I believe the Trump/Musk feud is a bullshit smoke screen for something really bad they're cooking up.
Yep. And the people in charge are doing nothing. We're on our own.
"gonna be real hard to convince the people who were looking for price reductions" au contraire those idiots will believe anything
They'll. blame it on Obama or Biden or Harris. The MAGA will believe it. Critical Thinking is not their strong suit.
Or any suit.
Sad to say, I was thinking along exactly those lines.
IS there, though? His drooling cultists are fully addicted to the siren song of being told they are Superior People, as well as the thrill of watching people hunt other human beings they don't like. They'd have to give that up. They'd have to recognize they aren't Superior, and in fact, they're far, far Inferior, and are sordid, gutter-dwelling losers. I'm not sure they can bear to do that.
We have to focus on peeling off the slightly less moronic; and also at some point, hope that the very rich and people like the defense contractors will not like the way other countries have stopped dealing with us--that's the only way it's going to stop.
And, of course, the one thing we're all hoping to see in the news, every morning.
You had me at “sordid gutter dwelling losers.” For the love of God, when is CNN going to show up at a diner where people like us can get the microphone and tell it like it is? CNN: “What do you think of MAGA?” Liberal, who doesn’t have any fucks left: “MAGA is comprised of sordid…and btw, Trump is all over the Epstein files. Now please, go commit a journalism and demand Trump’s records like health, financial, college transcripts his money laundering through Russia to pay Epstein. For once, tell it like it really is.”
In a way, I'm waiting for the outcry when destroying DEI throughout the country doesn't magically result in MAGA's broke kids getting into college instead.
I've noticed this with stupid people in general. They also love noise. Noisy cars, loud sound systems, July fireworks, guns.
I was thinking about firing the messenger. It wouldn't surprise me if some #47 Admin Shit-for-brains essentially forced the Labor Commissioner of Statistics to publish those estimates for May & June. When the tariffs hit the fan, anyone with any economics sense knew this was going to hit the labor market hard. Add ICE deporting anyone who wasn't lily white, and those jobs also go fuckity-bye. But the Commissioner knew that estimates are estimates, and published BS so she could keep her job another quarter, then let Dipshitty Tbird take the full blame for the self-destructing US economy. I could be wrong, but #47 loves his BS universe where he's destroyed his credibility so that the only thing we know for sure, is what a complete moron he is.
Are we gonna have a generation of kids screaming "rigged" every time something doesn't go their way?
yes, we are
Yikes!
100%
We already do. It's called the privileged kids. Unfortunately, they often grow up to be MAGA.
"Entitled" is the name I call them. Of course this characteristic is not limited to just 'kids'.
Or MAGA.
Is it wrong to trip them as they strut by?
Nah.
I don’t think that the known trajectory to MAGA was growing up “privileged.” Quite the contrary.
The Civil War was rigged, in the minds of the most ignorant and ragged-assed, and they've never gotten over it. Their Incestors passed their intergenerational trauma on to this final generation of Incels. Now they can't spell "Georgia."
“Incestors!” Brilliant! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I have a photo of a guy wearing a T-shirt which says, "My incestors built this country." Unfortunately, Substack has no provision for attaching pictures in replies.
I have to work that into at least 3 conversations this coming week 🎊😍🎊🎈🥰
I hereby nominate "Incestors" for Best Word of the Year.
"Georiga" is maybe second or third.
Although...I realized just before hitting the little blue up-arrow: "incestor" could duke it out with "Marshall" or "marital" law for first place, particularly if the attempted invocation of "marshall law" comes with exploitable loopholes as "not legally enforceable due to misspelling by invokee."
Agree so I second that
Incestors!! Love it. Thank you
Well, it has 2 (pardon me for using 3) syllables so wut do y'all expect?
And “the South will rise again.”
Looks like we already do. When President Labia Neck, which is the name of the week, fires the messenger for telling the truth about the labor stats, we know once again it's another attempt to cover up another one of his many ongoing fuckups. The generation of those kids living in fantasy land will continue to support his bullshit even as it affects them in a very negative way.
To rehash a joke once applied to Soviet citizens, MAGA is treated like mushrooms: kept in the dark, fed manure
And cut their heads off when they get big!
And cut their heads off off they get big!
Labia Neck will keep me laughing for the entire day. 😂
Yes - Labia Neck!
I think "labor stats" is spelled "labia stats".
To go with anus lips, bone spurs and mangy ferret hair as part of his many anatomical abnormalities.
Herr Shitsinpants Von Labia Neck.
Gotta say, much as I loathe and despise LDFF, I’m not entirely happy about “labia” being used in a pejorative way. Unless of course we’re about to add “scrotum throat”…
Already have that
Yes
"Christ on a crepe suzette, how on earth did you imbeciles manage to fuck up the spelling of your own state?" 😂 What a dumbass.
BUT...the best: "it’s Sundowning President Labia Neck, and he’s doing his patented ‘jerking off two invisible dicks’ dance." I'm dead! 🤣
I needed this today, because shit is bad and getting worse.
Thank you for making me snort coffee! 😬 Love you guys!
If i had been drinking coffee, I would’ve snorted it too. Glad you posted about my favorite & yes the best - “sundowning labia neck…’
I dont think anything will ever top that but Jeff’s proved me wrong before lol. And oh fuck, i live in Georiga 😳
Georiga, Georiga, awlays on my mnid...
Sweet Georiga Brown
Sweet Georiga Bworn, you mean.
😂😂😂
Oh, Beth Ann... you're a strong lady to live in Georgia! But then, I live in Missouri, soooooo....😂
Sooooo..... Georgia has two Dem Senators. Missouri, not so much. The reason is, on the last couple go-rounds we got all Fuck You, GOP.
Jon Ossoff is up at the midterms. I will go out and vote my ossoff.
I'll see myself out...
😂😂😂
Folks in the former Soviet republic of Georgia be like, finally!
I think Georgia will need its own area and zip codes.
Georgia .... Ray Charles is rolling over in his grave .
LOL! For sure!
Georiga On My Mind doesn’t have the same panache
Personally, I thought the use of a LADA was brilliant. Sometimes I think that there are trolls working on the down low.
I hope so.
I think Georgia will need its own area and zip codes.
1. If you need 6 hands to handle a gas can, AI can do that for you.
2. If Cokehead McBlowface had any balls, he’d have put on a tie over that jersey.
3. Trump posing in front of a Russian made car is a bit of a Freudian slip, no?
My gas can is 10 years old and has a fancy button to push and release the gas. Where can I get one of those “6 handed” ones, Kay-El? I wanna turn my lawn mowing into a neighborhood project.
Lee Zeldin can take his 6 hands and pour the gasoline over his head. I've got a yuge supply of lighters and matches from my previous smoking days. Speaking of gasoline, I just came back from a car caravan protesting Fox. There were probably 20 cars decked out with signs and American flags. We received a few horn honks but most people looked at us annoyingly probably because we were driving cautiously.
All I can find are the 6 gallon ones. Some inventor needs to get busy.
But posing in front of a RUSTED OUT Russian car? Or are those stains from a faulty gas can?
Yes
An inside message from whoever styled the image
I thought about that. There’s been several “messages” like this.
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Elmo should start making “Yugo’s For Shitler.”
Most of us immediately recognized the former Soviet ride… Donnie sure as hell didn’t Walt!
Possibly one of the shittiest automobiles ever made, Patrick. Then came Elmo!
Absofuckinglutely Walt, my ignorant brother in law bought one when he was working in Alaska, funny thing is, it blew a head gasket after the first week! He also voted for Trump !!
Payback
Karma, instant.
Yeah, Yugos weren't known for having side panels fall off.
Yugo, “the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian technology."
Dan Aykroyd
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No? I just remember when there were no longer new cars for under $2000 in the U.S. Even the Beetle was over $2K.
So, to fill the void, our friends in Yugoslavia started selling Yugos for $1999. They sold like hotcakes and soon occupied junkyards everywhere.
I bought a couple, perhaps three SAAB Sonnets in those days Walt, around $2-2.4 K IIRC damn tough little ride with a V4 Bobcat engine, lasted forever!!
Patrick, I had a 1968 Peugeot that was just like Columbo’s. Battleship grey, but it wasn’t a convertible like the Lieutenant’s.
Speaking of side panels falling off, I saw my first ‘in person’ cyber truck yesterday. It’s even uglier than the pictures of it. It was raining, so I suspect it’s rusty today.
They glue the quarter panels on Sharon, did they use waterproof glue, unlikely!!
Why would they glue them onto Sharon?
The Tesla I can forgive as "I bought this before Elbow Mush went insane."
But the Cybercuck happened after he went insane, and for that there is no redemption.
The rolling dumpster? They never fail to pull a laugh out of me.
Then there was the Trabant, the East German car with a two-cylinder engine "that compares favorably to a Toro lawn mower" said one wag; an Ossie friend said they used to call it the Martin Luther, because it says "hier steh ich, ich kann nicht anders, Gott hilf mir!" ("Here I stand, I cannot do otherwise, God help me")
Laugh while we can. With PBS and the Dept. of Education wiped out, our renaissance manufacturing sectors will be dependent on AI to design and produce everything, from 6-fingered fake photos of celebrities to washing machines that can double as cement mixers. Who needs human labor anyway?
This country has become a ghetto Sharon, the way the Heritage Foundation, Claremont Institute and Federalist Society envisioned!
Now Sharon is a ghetto with quarter panels glued onto her. It gets worse by the minute for poor ghetto quarter-paneled Sharon.
Well, after reading that article on plastic particles inside us on Yahoo today, I'm going to see about redoing my life to technology available in 1633, when my ancestors arrived, here, or at least no plastic.
My grandmother told me early on that she believed the world was doomed with the advent of plastic. I miss her sage wisdom.
Is there nothing the fossil fuel industry doesn’t fuck up?
I guess I better stop watching Canadian football. But I'm not giving up Lewis Hamilton and Formula 1. This afternoon I went to a celebration of life and passed on the water in plastic bottles, the wine with plastic drinking glasses, and drank beer in a glass bottle from a small brewery up in Fort Bragg (CA). It's a start. I've started throwing away some plastic glasses and pots around here. Your grandmother was right, and for more than one reason. Plastic is made from oil.
Well, I did pat myself on the back for recognizing it immediately. I think my brain is full of useless information...
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Let’s distract the distractors by asking what Melanie’s part in the Epstein procurement process she played. Since she had already aged out of the pedo-meter but was partying hard with the ghouls and has miraculously managed to be off limits, I want those limits violated. She knew, she played, she condoned and she proved she had no moral or sexual compass in her quest for $$ and power. She holds so much power over the Pedo Felon and she needs to be included in the investigations. Rake her little garden of a gruesome life.
Yeah? Fuck Melanoma and the boat she rode in on. What were the special skills that made her deserving of an “Exchange Visitor Skills Visa.” Soft porn? Nude modeling?
Willingness to allow herself to be diddled by a barely perceptable mushroom dick with the tensile strength of overcooked penne, in exchange for financial security and a lifetime of shame
Bob, I like your style.
Look at her face. Aside from surgery and injections to render it immobile, she has dead eyes (when visible) and seems devoid of affection and brains
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I keep wondering how she raised Barron. “You are the True Son of the Great One!”? Maybe whispering in his ear at night “Hang on, the end is near, and then we’ll have all the money and power we need!”
Slovenian Skank with no education or marketable skills. Pedophile acolyte.
If she were dismantled they'd find wires connecting that plastic mannequin directly to the Kremlin and Trump/Epstein financial backers, I suspect.
I think she got implanted with one of Bill Gates’ computer chips when she got her Covid shot.
No, I think she used the bleach enema method.
A friend of mine calls her the "hole on a pole". I think that's what the two additional flag poles on the White House lawn are for. So she doesn't forget her roots.
I believe she had one "marketable" skill....
I like the Repub who lauds her for her contribution to The Arts. You just know that little creep has a whole deck of cards with Melanie's nude photos she is so proud of. I am sure her 1st lady portrait will be a nude photos in today's iteration.
She got an Epstein visa
She does have a nice pair of brains on her......
Her kidneys are replaced regularly.
Well, Walt, I've read that she appeared nude on the cover of a British magazine...
Yes & yes
Rug art
I think we now know some of what powers that Death Stare she's always directing at Donnie.
My favorite was the time he tried to get into the limo with her and she froze him with her death stare and he waddled back to a different vehicle.
Walt: mine is the time when they were walking side-by-side, and he wanted to hold her hand which she promptly swatted!
That was also well received.
...and remember when he got off the plane using the umbrella and didn't wait for her as she walked behind him IN THE RAIN.
All of that bizarre behavior has been normalized in MAGA world. Then the Republicons put Katie Britt on national TV in her kitchen to tell America about, you know, VALUES.
But it's going to be a little more difficult burying her in the Rose Garden, now that it's covered in cement. Wonder what else got buried there before it was poured....
The Epstein files maybe?
They wish!
Jimmy Hoffa?
You left me with a smile Tama!
Melania’s father is an interesting story, as is Paulo Zampolli, you should look into them!!
How am I not surprised that he fired the Commissioner of Labor Statistics because she reported labor statistics?
It’s like his first term during Covid. Shitler spewed this gem, “if they weren’t always counting the deaths, there wouldn’t be so many!”
great wisdom never grows old . If I don't get on the bathroom scale , I will never gain weight .
I may have thought that a time or two…
Kinda reminds you of Yogi Berra, except brain-dead and without the charm or innocence.
I'm not sure she produced them , but just reported them . Firing her only confirms that she was right .
So how did those massively inflated jobs numbers get posted in the first place? Was a DOGE-compliant flunky ordered to put out that insane disinformation? Clearly, the happy stats were intended to distract from the Epstein controversy but shattered by the DOL truthsayers (many are ex-union employees).
Produced is probably not the best verb. “Reported” would have been more appropriate.
His math skills are zilch
every year, every month, every day, every hour just gets stupider than the one before. it has to end at some point doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?
Not until We the People end it. Nobody is coming to save us.
We can moan and handwringing about the daily affronts and distractions.
The facts remain that he has zero guardrails.
He is grifting/building Mar-a-Lago /Pennsylvania Blvd … ostensibly at “patrons” expense. Quid pro quo. If people with too much money and too few brains want to hand over $$$ for his ballroom, they will expect payback.
Does a “temporary” resident of a house they don’t own undertake major building projects? He believes he is not leaving in 2028. Given the zero pushback thus far from any quarter, why would we (blindly) assume we will have free or fair elections ? especially in ‘28.
I dunno, you would think 2028 will end this phase, but, I am not confident people won't turn around and vote gop anyway.
Much like 2024, in 2028 he will "win" the GOP primaries (SCOTUS will say it's premature to say he can't be on the ballot) and be nominated by the RNC despite the 2-term constitutional limit. SCOTUS will use pretzel logic to say a 3rd term is OKIYDJT. DJT will "win" fake, rigged election, hold big inaugural ball in the newly-christened WH DJT Ballroom.
If he can run for a third term, then the Dems can nominate Barack Obama.
Not in our lifetimes I fear. Not enough progress so far. But keep on keepin' on.
Now is our moment—today take action against this harmful government. They are:
Covering up a pedophile ring.
Ignoring court orders.
Spreading corruption.
The poor, the needy, and children are being abused—by our government. Healthcare, already a broken system, was canceled for 13 million. Take to the streets!
We must protest outright crooks and the pedophiles. They will start shooting us. Untrained ICE agents will shoot us. Protest until we go down or we oust these tyrants.
I made 54 protest signs to aid protest groups. I will make many more to share. You will see something different in these signs! Help yourself to this second batch, and share them as far as you can.
https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/more-free-protest-signs?r=3m1bs
Reading Jeff's blog every day is a step in the right direction and authentic patriotism
FYI the post from yesterday about MotherFucking Wind Farms with Samuel Jackson has gone viral worldwide
https://youtu.be/TRzEzU7kwyQ
Thank you, Jeff Tiedrich! The best of the best.
"Mankind Is The Virus And I'm The Cure."
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Anarchy Princess should lead masters classes in effective protesting. Look how calm she remains as Navarro grows more heated. She holds her sign *just out of range* of Pete's desperate claws, making him look even more inept, while simultaneously drawling harsh truths that clearly get to his sore spots.
My shero!
I loved watching him scrambling to try and grab her sign, but, he is slow…so very SLOW.
She’s fearless. I love watching her videos.
He’s just another ignorant mouthpiece of this illegal and inept administration.
It’s all bullshit all day long
Also, Donald Trump has raped children. His maga congregation are OK with this. They are OK with anything, as long as it is ordained from their soiled orange diaper god.
Not even our children are sacred anymore. They are mere tools to be used.
Yup. That is it for now. He is doing so mu h shit every hour of the day. It is designed for Americans getting their mindd blown up from it so thst in the end..we just capitulate from the overload..consider this insane act of sending 2 nuclear subs into Russian waters . With that he says...DON'T LOOK @ ANY OF THE EPSTEIN STUFF..LOOK WHAT I JUST DID..If that isn't insane..I don't know what is
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I thought that positioning of the subs was a secret? Is this move all in his addled brain?
It is secret - he’s just trying to bully the Ruskies- who btw have their own nuclear subs, many probably parked around our coastlines
Update needed for all the "Trump lost" posters.
Version 2.0 will need to read "Trump lost his mind". And yes, we all do know it.
My 73 year old labia has taken umbrage at the comparison you have drawn between it and the dipshit’s neck. Please issue an apology immediately. Thank you.
I agree Julie. My lovely labia looks nothing like that nasty roll of rotting, orange flesh.
But, I still love you Jeff. Say hello to Ms. Spouse.
My 73 year old labia is adorable, but you'll have to take my word on it 😉
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