If you believe web summaries, she can't travel to these countries: Afghanistan, Brunei, Cambodia, Georgia, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Laos, Malaysia, Belarus, and probably Russia. I’m sure she had her sights on a vacation in Vientiane, so she may have to settle for Ho Chi Minh City instead.
Hey, Uncle Jeff, I know it’s still early, but I would like to nominate the Jesus-Doctor meme for an April’s spot in “This Year in Stupid”. I think, by December, we’ll be anxious to relive that one.
In a sane world, "MAGA pastor" would be the most glaring oxymoron conceivable. Also, Vaughn, if you're a pastor who presumably went to seminary, how do you not recognize blasphemy?
This is the same Shane Vaughn who endlessly had "spiritual revelations" that Trump was going to be back in the White House on March 4th 2021, then July 4th 2021, then Labor Day 2021, then Thanksgiving 2021...and Joe Biden would be jailed for treason.
They are deliberately trained to ignore a lot of the dastardly bullsi*t in the Bible (Proun; buy-bull). They are told to avoid much of the OT, which is a blueprint for slavery, murder, misogyny, and more disgusting things that, if I tried to mention them all, it would be futile and so boring as to render most rational people brain damage. I can't have that on my conscience.
Oh, no, I disagree. They *focus* on the OT--those "disgusting" things are their bread and butter. (And Kegsbreath's "prayer" came from the book of Ezekial Tarantino, right?) But they carefully remove the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John b/c those are clearly blasphemous.
The point of the New Testament is it’s a new covenant with god. It’s supposed mostly supersede the old. But the Evangelicals live it because it offers them their “holy” justification for all the bullshit they want to inflict on the rest of this.
Had these clowns been worshipping a false idol, like they do Trump, during the Inquisition, they’d have been drawn and quartered.
I don't think that these "pastors" ever went to any seminary, christian colleges or any non-secular anything. They're equivalent to a shade tree mechanic.
One news item needing more attention: the dwindling and insufficient food and hygiene supplies on American ships in the war zone, particularly the Abraham Lincoln carrier. More Congressional representatives and senators need to address this despicable problem.
Are you referring to USS Gerald Ford? The ship with the subpar sewage system? I wanted to mention that this ship has been deployed (and redeployed, back to back) and has been underway for 11 months. Typical Navy deployment is 6 months. I can’t even imagine how awful the conditions and morale on the Ford must be.
Thank you so much for the best laugh of the day- Mr. and Mrs. Met certainly know who deserves their affection! I just love seeing how Zohran Mamdani drives MAGA insane- the idea of a smart, ethical, amazingly well liked, successful, powerful Muslim sends them into seizures of rage.
It would have been priceless if whoever was holding that boom mic accidently bashed him in the crotch. Altho' the diapers would have cushioned the blow somewhat
Even if he wasn’t wearing a diaper, if he got an accidental boom mic wack in the crotch, it would have been impossible to inflict any pain because he’s a walking ball-less🍊🤡🐖y
That would be like asking to stop by the corner store to pick up some groceries. He’d have no clue. Best to leave skateboards to the professional goons
Nice, Jeff. So much to cover, and where to begin? Kash Patel staggering around blind drunk, Pete doing his drunk Pulp Fiction sermon, Trump on an Adderall‑fueled late‑night tear about his own Schrödinger’s Strait of Vermouth?
Is the White House like the Led Zeppelin jet? You start to wonder if there are candy bowls of Adderall and Xanax set out beside taxpayer‑funded single‑malt mini‑bars in the White House, while the carrier groups live on gulag rations like Matt Damon on Mars because General Caine never cracked a single logistics manual before they slapped on his fourth star and made him chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
Pete is out there grave‑dancing on the boat murders, Karoline Leavitt is forced to live‑edit her lies in the half‑second between her “brain” and her mouth, Congress does exactly as instructed without even a token side‑eye, and we dutifully write our checks to Treasury and… then what?
Remember the Chris Farley skit where he takes the giant bottle of Nyquil to sleep through cold season? That's looking better every day. Wake me up in time for the trials.
Legalizing weed in Canada helped get Trudeau elected. Side note: got into a spat on Farcebork with some folks blaming a weed shop in my small hometown for killing mom and pop businesses because of the riff-raff it attracts. Not the Walmart or the ubiquitous Dollar Generals, or even Amazon... a fucking legal weed shop. Good lord. 🤦♀️
And how does today start? Well I took a peep a Bluesky and the first item shows Trump's BFF Joe Blowgan standing right behind King Turd and he's reacting to one of Trump's Holy Farts...
Kash will be the next stooge thrown under the bus for embarrassing Dear Leader, which you would think impossible for a man devoid of dignity and morality.
Just me, but I'm so over people using their gender, skin color and/or religion to justify why people don't like them. And yes, there are people that don't like others because of the above. But if I'm anti-you, it's because you're an asshole. I have a feeling that many feel as I do.
"but Uncle Jeff, why didn't you do Piss-Drunk Pete using a fake prayer from Pulp Fiction?"
oh, because everyone's already talked that one to death. for the 'week in stupid' I try to find the obscure stories
But uncle Jeff, the Pulp Fiction episode is so incredibly funny! And such a comeuppance for the ever so religious biblical scholar, Pete Kegstand!
As for the Kaitlin Jenner schadenfreude, all I can say is HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!! 😆
Jenner should be hoping the passport office changes her designation to "Human."
She's had so much poor plastic surgery it's difficult to tell.
As the old saying goes, 'she looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet'.
😂😀😀
😲😁😁😁
Yes! That was my first thought upon seeing the photo - WTF has she done to her face.
My thoughts too, yikes!
🤣🤣🤣
It runs in the family. Kris Jenner hasn't looked like a "person" in years.
😂😂😂😂
Why can she not travel internationally now! I don’t feel a bit sorry for her. Like you, I’m saying, “HA HA HA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HA HAHAHAHA!”
If you believe web summaries, she can't travel to these countries: Afghanistan, Brunei, Cambodia, Georgia, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Laos, Malaysia, Belarus, and probably Russia. I’m sure she had her sights on a vacation in Vientiane, so she may have to settle for Ho Chi Minh City instead.
Why though? Does her appearance need to match her sex on her passport, or do they ban transgender people?
Boo-fucking-hoo, Caitlyn.
Hey, Uncle Jeff, I know it’s still early, but I would like to nominate the Jesus-Doctor meme for an April’s spot in “This Year in Stupid”. I think, by December, we’ll be anxious to relive that one.
Your obscure stories are the best😅 They include a lot of WTF was that as in Monday’s nowhere as cool or relevant he thinks he is - Sid Rosenberg.
Then there was Tuesday, then Wednesday until it was Friday. You just couldn’t make this crazy shit up, no matter how you tried 🤯
I always want to know what makes Maria Bartiromo tick?
This is nothing like WW2. FDR was reluctant to enter what was a world at war.
FDR didn’t use the American military, risk lives on a whim.
Not comparable, stupid supposition, asking a nonentity for an opinion.
Trump is no FDR.
In a sane world, "MAGA pastor" would be the most glaring oxymoron conceivable. Also, Vaughn, if you're a pastor who presumably went to seminary, how do you not recognize blasphemy?
I don't think Vaughn is an actual ordained anything. I think he belongs to the Church of Running Your Damned Food Mouth
MEGA. Mendacious Evangelical Grifting Asshole
I mean, that describes every evangelical in a position of authority.
Perfect! As a victim of a MEGA family- fracturing religious movement, I’d say you are right on.
Sadly, your experience is more common than we would like
Brilliant!!
This is the same Shane Vaughn who endlessly had "spiritual revelations" that Trump was going to be back in the White House on March 4th 2021, then July 4th 2021, then Labor Day 2021, then Thanksgiving 2021...and Joe Biden would be jailed for treason.
Didn't work out that way...
We should ask him to predict the direction of the markets, then do the opposite
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He’s just a wacko
Yeah, aren’t they all?
LOL!
🤣🤣
Their congregation is immense
They are deliberately trained to ignore a lot of the dastardly bullsi*t in the Bible (Proun; buy-bull). They are told to avoid much of the OT, which is a blueprint for slavery, murder, misogyny, and more disgusting things that, if I tried to mention them all, it would be futile and so boring as to render most rational people brain damage. I can't have that on my conscience.
Haha, Buy-bull. Never heard that before! Good one
Thank you for caring enough as to not rendering us brain damaged
P.S. “buy-bull” 🏆
Oh, no, I disagree. They *focus* on the OT--those "disgusting" things are their bread and butter. (And Kegsbreath's "prayer" came from the book of Ezekial Tarantino, right?) But they carefully remove the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John b/c those are clearly blasphemous.
The point of the New Testament is it’s a new covenant with god. It’s supposed mostly supersede the old. But the Evangelicals live it because it offers them their “holy” justification for all the bullshit they want to inflict on the rest of this.
Had these clowns been worshipping a false idol, like they do Trump, during the Inquisition, they’d have been drawn and quartered.
I don't think that these "pastors" ever went to any seminary, christian colleges or any non-secular anything. They're equivalent to a shade tree mechanic.
The Strait of Hormuz situation at this point is pretty much "Duck Season!" "Rabbit Season!" "Duck Season!" "Rabbit Season!"
I'm betting that dick pic of Trump with the mic pole winds up hanging somewhere in the Oval Office, if not the official presidential portrait.
What exactly is being miked here?
They got tired of waiting for something intelligent to come out of his face so they asked his micro penis for its take.
Actually, it’s moving in toward his ass where he does most of his talking out of.
😂
Good one!! But even that was too imperceptible!
🤣
And the stories it could tell 🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
An enormous prick. Him, not his "equipment" (Ask Stormy)
🍄🟫 Thanks Stormy 🤣 (this emoji is smaller than the polka dot mushroom . More true to size)
😆
That wasn't my first thought. Mine was, "What is he doing to that mike?"
He thinks and talks out of his incorrect end.
More like a continuous Rabid Season
Wonder if AI could turn that mic pole into gold. Donnie Dimwit would like that.
Notice his hand is very swollen.
One news item needing more attention: the dwindling and insufficient food and hygiene supplies on American ships in the war zone, particularly the Abraham Lincoln carrier. More Congressional representatives and senators need to address this despicable problem.
The sweaty meat pile Hegseth should put his gin aside long enough to address this. It's his job. Congress is just a fart chorus at this point.
Yes!! This should be everyone's top news item.
Indeed, but saying that they haven't seen broccoli in weeks -- as I saw one commenter point out -- is not the negative some would claim.
Well, some of us like broccoli.
Broccoli is the vegetable from the devil's garden.
Broccoli is probably shorthand for any kind of fresh produce.
I don't believe that's how it was being used.
Lol!
Wait, so now they can only have a pita, a piece of chicken, and one other thing?
Yes, and in this situation, the one other thing is a napkin.
The crews of all the cargo ships waiting to go through the strait are also in bad shape. Something like 20,000 people, if I remember.
No, they need to turn the ships around and bring the soldiers home.
They have tons of toilet paper but the toilets don't flush. You can end up in the brig for mentioning prune juice.
Are you referring to USS Gerald Ford? The ship with the subpar sewage system? I wanted to mention that this ship has been deployed (and redeployed, back to back) and has been underway for 11 months. Typical Navy deployment is 6 months. I can’t even imagine how awful the conditions and morale on the Ford must be.
Thank you so much for the best laugh of the day- Mr. and Mrs. Met certainly know who deserves their affection! I just love seeing how Zohran Mamdani drives MAGA insane- the idea of a smart, ethical, amazingly well liked, successful, powerful Muslim sends them into seizures of rage.
Hear hear!!
Iran has now re-closed the strait
Again stopping all petroleum freight
Because of the drumpf blockade
Another yoooge fuckup he's made
This should be called Epstein-trumpgate
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The best ever "Trump was sent by God" meme: https://www.instagram.com/p/DXCtx3XjOG3/
Society woman: "I believe Trump was sent by God."
Groucho: "Why, did he run out of locusts?"
FOTF!!!
Society woman is Margaret Dumont, a fixture in the Marx Brothers movies. She's terrific, and I've seen and love this meme. 😂
😂😂😂😂🥸🥸
It would have been priceless if whoever was holding that boom mic accidently bashed him in the crotch. Altho' the diapers would have cushioned the blow somewhat
Even if he wasn’t wearing a diaper, if he got an accidental boom mic wack in the crotch, it would have been impossible to inflict any pain because he’s a walking ball-less🍊🤡🐖y
Maybe we should give him a skateboard!
That would be like asking to stop by the corner store to pick up some groceries. He’d have no clue. Best to leave skateboards to the professional goons
Nice, Jeff. So much to cover, and where to begin? Kash Patel staggering around blind drunk, Pete doing his drunk Pulp Fiction sermon, Trump on an Adderall‑fueled late‑night tear about his own Schrödinger’s Strait of Vermouth?
Is the White House like the Led Zeppelin jet? You start to wonder if there are candy bowls of Adderall and Xanax set out beside taxpayer‑funded single‑malt mini‑bars in the White House, while the carrier groups live on gulag rations like Matt Damon on Mars because General Caine never cracked a single logistics manual before they slapped on his fourth star and made him chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
Pete is out there grave‑dancing on the boat murders, Karoline Leavitt is forced to live‑edit her lies in the half‑second between her “brain” and her mouth, Congress does exactly as instructed without even a token side‑eye, and we dutifully write our checks to Treasury and… then what?
Remember the Chris Farley skit where he takes the giant bottle of Nyquil to sleep through cold season? That's looking better every day. Wake me up in time for the trials.
I'm just glad I live in Oregon where weed is legal and cheap. 😁
Legalizing weed in Canada helped get Trudeau elected. Side note: got into a spat on Farcebork with some folks blaming a weed shop in my small hometown for killing mom and pop businesses because of the riff-raff it attracts. Not the Walmart or the ubiquitous Dollar Generals, or even Amazon... a fucking legal weed shop. Good lord. 🤦♀️
Led Zeppelin produced something good and lasting for the people, unlike this administration.
And how does today start? Well I took a peep a Bluesky and the first item shows Trump's BFF Joe Blowgan standing right behind King Turd and he's reacting to one of Trump's Holy Farts...
https://bsky.app/profile/numb.comfortab.ly/post/3mjrjmakk322g
Oh my, that POS Blowgun (love it Wendy) deserves it. What a hilarious photo.
hahaha!!!
FOTF!!!
😂😂
So Kash Patel has not been banned from the FBI yet despite the reports of his drunken leadership. So at the FBI, there continues to be a no Kash bar.
Kash will be the next stooge thrown under the bus for embarrassing Dear Leader, which you would think impossible for a man devoid of dignity and morality.
Krazy Eyes Kash, MAGA's FBI mole
Will find his misbehavior take its toll
His drunken antics
Not his bumbling pedantics
Will soon cause his head to roll
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Damn! 🥁🤣🤣🤣
🤭😂
Oh to be Bill the Cat for just a moment and enjoy the bliss of 'Ack!' and pleasent mindlessness for a bit. Ack.
I quote Bill the Cat almost every day. "Ack" is an excellent response to our current situation.
Truth!
love Bill the Cat💙
Drumpf Haiku
Drumpf is a moron
Patel, Junior, Eric, Noem
Stupid in a box.
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Kash or Kegstand. Who is next to go? Apparently, allegedly, Kash has a bit of a drinking problem as well and it is drawing attention.
Partying Patel, the unserious jerk
Has been sucking it down and going missing from work
For this regime of rummies
And dangerous dummies
Getting paid to imbibe is a perk
Nice work, if you can get it.
On our dime, of course. Mendacious Assholes Grifting America
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Quoting from elsewhere, "I've seen smarter cabinets at Ikea"
(I liked that so much that I used it for my sign at the first No Kings Rally!)
Just me, but I'm so over people using their gender, skin color and/or religion to justify why people don't like them. And yes, there are people that don't like others because of the above. But if I'm anti-you, it's because you're an asshole. I have a feeling that many feel as I do.
Hey, Sid. I got four words for ya.
GROW. THE. FUCK. UP.
That picture of Trump, tho. 😂😂😂😂
WTH? Everything is so insane.
Dude definitely has a face made for radio.
🤣🤣
Good one!
I'm sure the Mets are broke up with losing Sid.😂😂😂😂