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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I’m not a baker. But I think I’m going to file a hypothetical lawsuit and take it all the way up to SCOTUS. It will be as follows:

I am not a baker. Nor do I own a bakery. But if I WERE TO BECOME A BAKER, and DID OWN a bakery, and some trashy, low-life, AR-15-toting NRA member asked me to bake a cake for their son’s birthday party, could I tell them to get the fuck out of my hypothetical bakery?

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Alexandra Pitcher's avatar

I have a pretty wide knowledge of mind-altering substances, both as an ex-addict and as an addiction treatment counselor. I have no idea of what combination of drugs one would have to take to achieve Jr.’s state of fucked-upedness. Truly spectacular.

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