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Ann Anderson's avatar

A chant of "Quiet, Piggy" should follow Trump wherever he goes. It should haunt him in his grave. It should follow him to hell, where, if there's any such thing as balance, karma or justice, he'll be attacked by a bone saw for eternity. Tough shit, Donald, things happen.

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Maxine P's avatar

Great idea. That's what my next rally poster will say. "Quiet, Piggy" although I used to have a pig and she had more character and was more intelligent and moral than this FOTUS.I think that chanting that at events featuring Republican candidates (for anything) would be appropriate as well.

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George in Atlanta's avatar

Thank GOD! I was sweating bullets about what my costume should be for the next No Kings. An inflatable pig! Big! Pink! Quiet!

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Linda Weide's avatar

Personally I think we should say, "Speak Piggy!"

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celeste k.'s avatar

Maybe, 'shut up, piggy!'

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Linda Weide's avatar

I prefer "Shut up Pedo!"

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john augustine's avatar

orange PIG

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Ann Anderson's avatar

The images and memes are flowing because it takes AI two seconds to respond to "show me Trump crossed with a pig."

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

I love that simple sign. Quiet Piggy, as it also equally applies to the piggy MAGA motherfuckers that roll by our weekly protest flipping us the bird and blowing our ear drums out with a train horn on their lifted micro-peen truck, only to join the pathetic small MAGA counterprotest just down the road. I slowly rolled by them during no Kings blasting that great rap song "Fuck Donald Trump" Now I have a new song to crank, "Trump sucks dick". God, I love trolling those stupid sacks of shit.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

We also have a weekly protest, but thus far have not had any counter protests. We do get an occasional middle finger, but far more thumbs up 👍🏻, and honks in support.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I am still for "Speak Piggy!" or "Speak Piggy, Speak!"

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

It the sign needs to include an image of piggy Donny. Otherwise dumb people might think you’re saying quiet to the media.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

except instead of "quiet, piggy" it should be "quiet, pedo"

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Phillip Holmes's avatar

Pigs are great animals. Smart - infinitely smarter than Trump.

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SeekingReason's avatar

I agree Phillip. Criminal Trump looks a bit like one but even that is an insult to the pig.

And side note to Jeff…PLEASE don’t show the deadly Seditionist-Rapist-Felon-molester’s face…especially the tongue out pic!! 🤢

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Mark, we do have a new addition today mention d briefly by DuDu, but this is all about dopey doing nasty things involving sex if you can believe it he is a sick fuck, all he has to do is let it all pour out about Bubba and something he can’t have out in the open. Could their be something that this sick fuck dopey has actual remorse about? While I would have doubted that but he is running scared. To all of you who are proud gays this is about a person that can’t deal with it, that’s the crime and it’s coming out, Bubba where are you please come out into the sun and pride up!

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Mirla G. Raz's avatar

Quiet pedo piggy

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Declan's avatar

Mark wins the internet today!

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

It is my next protest sign.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Same

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Leu2500's avatar

Not piggy; yam tits

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Yam tits is for extra credit. He needs to hear the name he called the woman reporter thrown right back at him.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

If that were his response to many of my friends, the insult in return would burn Ann!

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Linda Weide's avatar

How about"Yambrain!"?

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Jan Moon's avatar

Problem with the "Piggy" atrocity is it insults "Charlotte's Web" which is beloved of both young and old.

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Yarnartist's avatar

They’re calling the latest ICE invasion in N Carolina “Charlotte’s Web”. I wish E.B. White was still alive to sue. Maybe his descendants?

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Jan Moon's avatar

That's obscene. What the f--k do those people know about literature? Now I have to go kick something. Damn!

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Right? Those were precisely my thoughts. Shows how ignorant ICE is that they don't even understand the lessons taught in Charlotte's Web (the book).

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Linda Weide's avatar

Own the Miss Piggy look. A t-shirt with her on it saying, "Speak up Piggies!" and on the back, "Shut up Pedos!" with Trump on the back

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Carol Jacobson's avatar

How about “Fuck off, Piggy!”

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Linda Weide's avatar

I like having his piggy image with the word, Racist, sexist in front of it, or fascist alone in front of or above the likeness.

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Declan's avatar

It shall be written on his tombstone.....

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Lovely thoughts Ann!

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Sharey's avatar

Make the meme!

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Linda Weide's avatar

I also think we should have a wall of criminals Trump has invited to the US called "Trump's Criminal Besties!"

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Jennifer C's avatar

Excellent. Brilliant. Bravo!

I came here to say something similar and you said it much better than I.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

My new bumper sticker: PIGGY AIN’T SHIT!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

You’re mentioning someone who was extremely controversial . Whether you like him or not, things happen. I don’t recall him saying that about Charlie Kirk..

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

oh my god, excellent point of comparison

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Thanks, Jeff. My hypocrisy meter was screeching so loudly, the fire department showed up at my house.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

every day, at least one commenter says something that makes me kick myself for not having thought of it first. congratulations, today it's you

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Best compliment ever.

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Paula Dean's avatar

I am so jealous!

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Teri Gelini's avatar

There are too many options on this test to be able topic all the great ones to use...don't beat yourself up Jeff...you cover a great swath of things to write and meme..Kudos for being able token get 50% some days..

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Most days, as I’m reading, I’m formulating a comment in my head. And then on the very next line, Jeff says it.

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Paula Dean's avatar

Oh. My. Goddess. If I had a hypocrisy meter, it would drive me insane! It would be the worst tinnitus ever! I would insist on a mute button. 🔇

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Tom Twain's avatar

Of course not, St. Charlie, not controversial, no one dare criticize him.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Also not getting the traction in death they hoped he would. Kind of a big huh.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Just you wait until JD Vance divorces Usha for not being “Christian” and then marries Erika Kirk! Instant Power Couple!!!

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Wow! The Enquirer headlines just write themselves.

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Sharon Senkiew's avatar

Some guy tried to get a memorial to Kirk installed at the local library here in deep red Florida and the library board told him to take a hike, so yeah.

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rlritt's avatar

Sadly, since the White House ordered us to never say anything negative about Charle Kirk (who I had never heard of) No one talks about him at all any more.

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Joyce's avatar

The people of the US have far more manners than Piggy Demento--abiding by that childhood inculcation of "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." There wasn't/isn't anything nice to say about Kirk; hence, the deafening silence about him now.

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rlritt's avatar

That is so true.

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Lisa59's avatar

Irrelevance is the cure. And a few other cures that I can't print here.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Where has the ho wife been recently? Oops, meant to say the non grieving widow.

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TJ's avatar

Think the widow has been seen slinking out from… some heavy grieving going on..

One Observatory Circle NW

Washington, D.C.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Fondling JD.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Was there a couch involved?

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James Starr's avatar

After a mass shooting he once said "We have to Get Over it" -

Unbelievable

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rlritt's avatar

Because he is a psycho narcissist who has no feeling at all about any other person but himself.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

And it takes attention away from him when people are compassionate.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Whelp, we’re Americans. I guess we ‘knew what we signed up for’.

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Dave Drell's avatar

F- that shit - his criminality knows no end.

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Maxine P's avatar

Let's not forget that FOTUS might well be considered a controversial character (although character is not a word I associate with him). Bring on the bonesaws!

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George in Atlanta's avatar

Yes, things certainly do happen. They happen because there are people who love their country very much, and there are good people on both sides.

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Cassandrashuman's avatar

Trump is kind of controversial in some circles. And yet no one has noted the irony.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Touché du jour Stephanie!

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Teri Gelini's avatar

Bingo you caught on quick...

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Kathleen's avatar

The only constructive comment I have for all female reporters tasked with the unfortunate job of covering Dumbp is to respond “It takes one to know one” when he calls them pigs. And when he reiterates his usual refrain, “You’re a terrible reporter,” they should respond, “And YOU’RE a terrible president. Now answer my question.” This is the only way to respond to him. And keep doing it. Every fucking time. The press needs to band together and support one another. You are a cornerstone of our democracy. Act like it!!!!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

sadly the challenge goes unanswered day in and day out

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Betsy L's avatar

I just want to hear, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Kathleen, what a great idea!!! I'd pay to see this!!!

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

We should start a GoFundMe for any reporter willing to sack up and speak.

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Lisa, a great idea!!

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Declan's avatar

well the problem is that most of the reporters are right wingers no?? THEY won't say anything.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Nope. Pretty much the opposite. They do, however, work for companies owned and operated by millionaires and billionaires. Reporters have mortgages and kids and bills to pay. They report what they’re instructed to report.

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Cathy Wray's avatar

God, I hope not.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

The real journos walked out when Hogsbreath started telling them what they could say, and demanded they sign a loyalty pledge.

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

I wish this retort would happen as it's a great reaction. Then all competent reporters should leave the room as he speaks midsentence.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

How many of them would that be?

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Kim Steeves's avatar

Every day I thank Jeff for telling me what Preznut says, because I can't stand to hear his voice. I do wish though that the reporters would just stop covering him, all he does is lie, and call them names, who should work under those conditions?

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SethTriggs's avatar

Oh yeah that is a great idea. Of course we know the millionaire and billionaire network owners won't do that; Murc's Law is their lodestar and they need to preserve their access to the pricktator to get those tasty, tasty click$.

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Lisa59's avatar

That fat fuck is going to die soon. Everything that comes out of his rat fuck hole called a mouth is dead on arrival. His brain is baked. He's only going to sprial down his golden toilet at a faster clip. I'm not shocked anymore. This is on the Republicans. They own this sewage. They are him. They're running the whole corrupted criminal enterprise. Like they're going after drug dealers. Ha fucking ha!! Shitpants has pardon 9 of the biggest drug dealers on the planet. Republicans want Venezuela oil. We're so fucked!

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Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

the last war to get oil was Iraq ; that didn't end well as I recall .

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

And the last war in a jungle didn't end well either.

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Lisa59's avatar

Exactly!!

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Ole Anderson's avatar

We should still be getting $25 dollar a barrel oil from Kuwait. Instead we never got Shit from those evil slave owing fucks.

America, we always win the war and lose the peace.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

The press's typical reply to that is that they're afraid they'll lose access. Bullshit, Trump lives for the attention. He couldn't survive without being able to yak at the press daily. If they all did it, he'd have nobody to talk to if he barred them from the gaggle. And that would leave him alone with his thoughts, that would terrify him.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Truer words Kathleen!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Kathleen, a supreme post nothing to add or subtract, I would mention you say females and you are so dead on but I would just add he prefers men. Just watch and start adding things up yesterday, today and tomorrow.

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Declan's avatar

Is there a list of the male reporters that were present....in Oval and on plane??

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Then they lose their access to him and he’ll sue their organization. What about a smile or chortle?

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Sadly, he has culled the press corps of most of the actual journalists, and replaced them with right-wing, suck up stenographers, with no integrity.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

How much more does America have to take from this miserable fuck????! I mean he’s invited the actual devil into the WH. 😭 God I hate that I hate him so much.

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Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

Susan, I never in my wildest dreams thought I could hate like I hate him. It is truly what keeps me awake at night. Brutal.

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Patris's avatar

We are unanimous in this

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Orange Hitler is the original Beelzebub. All others are antichrists.

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

True Dat. As South Park so eloquently puts it, Is Trump Fucking Satan? Indeed he is right in the White House. And such a happy couple.

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Dave Drell's avatar

I call him SATAN’S WHORE!

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I doubt you can hate him more than I do. I hope I live long enough to see someone punch him in the face. What a nasty, hateful thing (to call him a person is giving him a compliment). There is no bottom of awfulness with him. And don't get me started on the women who have put up with his s***. Was it worth selling your soul to the devil for worthless material objects? No question that he has been verbally and physically abusive to his wives. When he was first elected I felt sorry for Melania. I got over that real quick. She is him in a designer dress. Let me just live long enough to spend one day on earth with him gone.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"She is him in a designer dress" You bet... My goal is to live long enough to see him suffer...then I can die in peace and satisfaction.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

It’s becoming a rather large group in your club of Trump hatred Susan, who doesn’t at this point?

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Betsy L's avatar

Holy Roller Mike Johnson?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He voted to release the files as well Betsy… knowing tthat the Justice Department won’t release anything that’s been classified… which is anything pertinent!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

a/k/a trump's butt plug.

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Declan's avatar

I shudder to see who will be present for his galas in the Ballroom.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Right... probably all his favorite dictators. 🙄

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Neil Krupnick's avatar

I think Mary Bruce qualifies for your "What the Fuck is wrong with you" Pulitzer challenge.

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Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

Agree 💯 percent

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

It makes me sick how Trump is absolutely GIDDY when he's around the most evil people on the planet.

When his coat flew up we got to see the reason he ALWAYS wears a jacket. His fat ass is bursting out of his pants and his hate handles are massive. What a specimen he is. UGH

8647

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HI2thDoc's avatar

'Murikkkan masculinity and exceptionalism right there. Hahahaha.

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arne link's avatar

Jeebus! His ass is nasty in every way.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Not so nasty Mike Johnson won't rush to kiss it everyday. Along with all the members of Piggy's cabinet. The true believers in a unitary executive system of government should be forced to line up and pay similar homage.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I have a new theory of why his asshole is so busted. Details soon will be out of control, if the Epstein files only mention girls he would be proud of that.

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Richard's avatar

Yeah isn’t it something that he has the chutzpah to call anyone else “piggy”.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

See? Trump does laugh, but only when dicktasting OTHER murderous dictators.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Yeah, I noticed that too. He's a fucking psychopath.

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

You're too easy on him.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Fucking WORTHLESS psychopath

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Gregg R's avatar

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -- H. L. Mencken

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Gregg, on some great and glorious day, trump will be dead!! And the people shall rise up with happiness!!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

twice wtaf

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Ole Anderson's avatar

‘A downright fool and a complete narcissistic moron’

Can’t forget the qualifier HL put in there.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Hmm, at last, an explanation for the "elections".

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

What would Jimmy Breslin have written about this thuggish fuckwit?

I think about this administration as a crime story. As do we all. And no one wrote better about crime families.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I adored Jimmy Breslin. one aspect of his writing style that I consciously try to emulate is 'don't just report what happened. tell a story'

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Yes. By the way, there’s an astonishingly fine documentary on Breslin & Hamill, “Deadline Artists”.

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Patris's avatar

Because it is. Has always been.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

He's turned the Oval Office into his golden toilet, literally and figuratively.

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Patris's avatar

It’s hideous isn’t it. Pure Queens, NY 1970s.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Money can't buy you class.

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Paula Dean's avatar

It brings out the worst taste! My eyes burn and my stomach rolls every time I see what he's done to OUR WHITE HOUSE.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

He's not planning to leave except carried by the handles.

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Patris's avatar

Witnessed. Amen.

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George in Atlanta's avatar

Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.

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Sharey's avatar

Make a meme of photo of K with “THINGS HAPPEN”

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Angie Longenecker's avatar

And what is with “I don’t care where that hand has been”? Ewwww

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Joyce's avatar

Donnie Demento gets on the case of the reporters who aren't being respectful enough to Prince Bone Saw.....and yet...."I don't care where that hand has been." Yowza! Quite the direct insult. Hokey Smokes!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Totally. MBS will suffer that insult to his divine sovereignty to get his bloody hands on our advance fighter plane technology and share it with China. Normally, Congress would have to approve the sale but ... Thanksgiving vacation is coming up?

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Declan's avatar

is that a reference to an old custom of Arabians to wipe their ass with the left hand??

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Charles J. Gibson's avatar

New idea for tee shirts: "Saw Happens"

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George in Atlanta's avatar

"Got Saw?"

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

I'm more of a Got Wood Chipper guy myself.

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Charles J. Gibson's avatar

"Fargo"

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Juli's avatar

I don’t care if his hand has been wrapped around a bone saw.

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Charles J. Gibson's avatar

"And you're caught with your hand up something it doesn't belong!" -The Firesign Theatre

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Ole Anderson's avatar

A very racist statement from donnie. It refers to the Arab practice of eating with one hand and wiping oneself with the other. I believe that’s what Mr. Diplomat was referencing.

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I just have one fucking Question Jeff. Just one.

Why did Clay CockWeasel Higgins stand alone against transparency on Epstein's files?

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/clay-higgins-is-a-butt-fucked-asswazzle-epstein-texas-summers

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Crystal Hartley's avatar

Out of concern for victims.

. Yeah, now pull my other leg.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

sexism racism

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Oh, I get that.

HIggins is a 3%er, Oath keeper, and a few other things.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Over at the Wonkette, we refer to Clay as “Whar Boxes Guy.”

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

YES! Make him accountable for his actions.

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Declan's avatar

Higgins rationale seems to echo the complex legal reasoning of Mime Johnson.

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Schnauzermom's avatar

Just when you think he can’t sink any further…

God, he’s a pile of shit.

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Nightmaher's avatar

I agree completely that old Pumpkin Head is a pile of shit! You see a day doesn’t go by when this traitor doesn’t get what he wants.

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George in Atlanta's avatar

I am forever confused these days. Why is *anyone* at the Pentagon ever allowed to be *concerned* about anything? If you're not a blindly obedient toad, you have no business being there.

Anyone left in any federal agency who still has an intact soul should understand clearly that their presence is not "helping". If you have to feed your kids and need healthcare coverage, fine. You do you. But stop believing you can 'fix' or 'improve' anything. You have a moral obligation as a human being to leak the absolute fuck out of every bit of Trumpian criminality you see. To the press, to Congress, to the world.

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Cathy Wray's avatar

George, your last 2 sentences are TRUTH!!

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Oh, yes! A moral obligation.

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Susie's avatar

Hear hear!!! Very well said. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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eliza james's avatar

Wow, the way he flirted with MBS makes me think he might be "Bubba".

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