A chant of "Quiet, Piggy" should follow Trump wherever he goes. It should haunt him in his grave. It should follow him to hell, where, if there's any such thing as balance, karma or justice, he'll be attacked by a bone saw for eternity. Tough shit, Donald, things happen.
Great idea. That's what my next rally poster will say. "Quiet, Piggy" although I used to have a pig and she had more character and was more intelligent and moral than this FOTUS.I think that chanting that at events featuring Republican candidates (for anything) would be appropriate as well.
I love that simple sign. Quiet Piggy, as it also equally applies to the piggy MAGA motherfuckers that roll by our weekly protest flipping us the bird and blowing our ear drums out with a train horn on their lifted micro-peen truck, only to join the pathetic small MAGA counterprotest just down the road. I slowly rolled by them during no Kings blasting that great rap song "Fuck Donald Trump" Now I have a new song to crank, "Trump sucks dick". God, I love trolling those stupid sacks of shit.
We also have a weekly protest, but thus far have not had any counter protests. We do get an occasional middle finger, but far more thumbs up 👍🏻, and honks in support.
Mark, we do have a new addition today mention d briefly by DuDu, but this is all about dopey doing nasty things involving sex if you can believe it he is a sick fuck, all he has to do is let it all pour out about Bubba and something he can’t have out in the open. Could their be something that this sick fuck dopey has actual remorse about? While I would have doubted that but he is running scared. To all of you who are proud gays this is about a person that can’t deal with it, that’s the crime and it’s coming out, Bubba where are you please come out into the sun and pride up!
You’re mentioning someone who was extremely controversial . Whether you like him or not, things happen. I don’t recall him saying that about Charlie Kirk..
There are too many options on this test to be able topic all the great ones to use...don't beat yourself up Jeff...you cover a great swath of things to write and meme..Kudos for being able token get 50% some days..
Some guy tried to get a memorial to Kirk installed at the local library here in deep red Florida and the library board told him to take a hike, so yeah.
Sadly, since the White House ordered us to never say anything negative about Charle Kirk (who I had never heard of) No one talks about him at all any more.
The people of the US have far more manners than Piggy Demento--abiding by that childhood inculcation of "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." There wasn't/isn't anything nice to say about Kirk; hence, the deafening silence about him now.
Let's not forget that FOTUS might well be considered a controversial character (although character is not a word I associate with him). Bring on the bonesaws!
The only constructive comment I have for all female reporters tasked with the unfortunate job of covering Dumbp is to respond “It takes one to know one” when he calls them pigs. And when he reiterates his usual refrain, “You’re a terrible reporter,” they should respond, “And YOU’RE a terrible president. Now answer my question.” This is the only way to respond to him. And keep doing it. Every fucking time. The press needs to band together and support one another. You are a cornerstone of our democracy. Act like it!!!!
Nope. Pretty much the opposite. They do, however, work for companies owned and operated by millionaires and billionaires. Reporters have mortgages and kids and bills to pay. They report what they’re instructed to report.
Every day I thank Jeff for telling me what Preznut says, because I can't stand to hear his voice. I do wish though that the reporters would just stop covering him, all he does is lie, and call them names, who should work under those conditions?
Oh yeah that is a great idea. Of course we know the millionaire and billionaire network owners won't do that; Murc's Law is their lodestar and they need to preserve their access to the pricktator to get those tasty, tasty click$.
That fat fuck is going to die soon. Everything that comes out of his rat fuck hole called a mouth is dead on arrival. His brain is baked. He's only going to sprial down his golden toilet at a faster clip. I'm not shocked anymore. This is on the Republicans. They own this sewage. They are him. They're running the whole corrupted criminal enterprise. Like they're going after drug dealers. Ha fucking ha!! Shitpants has pardon 9 of the biggest drug dealers on the planet. Republicans want Venezuela oil. We're so fucked!
The press's typical reply to that is that they're afraid they'll lose access. Bullshit, Trump lives for the attention. He couldn't survive without being able to yak at the press daily. If they all did it, he'd have nobody to talk to if he barred them from the gaggle. And that would leave him alone with his thoughts, that would terrify him.
Kathleen, a supreme post nothing to add or subtract, I would mention you say females and you are so dead on but I would just add he prefers men. Just watch and start adding things up yesterday, today and tomorrow.
How much more does America have to take from this miserable fuck????! I mean he’s invited the actual devil into the WH. 😭 God I hate that I hate him so much.
I doubt you can hate him more than I do. I hope I live long enough to see someone punch him in the face. What a nasty, hateful thing (to call him a person is giving him a compliment). There is no bottom of awfulness with him. And don't get me started on the women who have put up with his s***. Was it worth selling your soul to the devil for worthless material objects? No question that he has been verbally and physically abusive to his wives. When he was first elected I felt sorry for Melania. I got over that real quick. She is him in a designer dress. Let me just live long enough to spend one day on earth with him gone.
He voted to release the files as well Betsy… knowing tthat the Justice Department won’t release anything that’s been classified… which is anything pertinent!
It makes me sick how Trump is absolutely GIDDY when he's around the most evil people on the planet.
When his coat flew up we got to see the reason he ALWAYS wears a jacket. His fat ass is bursting out of his pants and his hate handles are massive. What a specimen he is. UGH
Not so nasty Mike Johnson won't rush to kiss it everyday. Along with all the members of Piggy's cabinet. The true believers in a unitary executive system of government should be forced to line up and pay similar homage.
I have a new theory of why his asshole is so busted. Details soon will be out of control, if the Epstein files only mention girls he would be proud of that.
"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -- H. L. Mencken
Donnie Demento gets on the case of the reporters who aren't being respectful enough to Prince Bone Saw.....and yet...."I don't care where that hand has been." Yowza! Quite the direct insult. Hokey Smokes!
Totally. MBS will suffer that insult to his divine sovereignty to get his bloody hands on our advance fighter plane technology and share it with China. Normally, Congress would have to approve the sale but ... Thanksgiving vacation is coming up?
A very racist statement from donnie. It refers to the Arab practice of eating with one hand and wiping oneself with the other. I believe that’s what Mr. Diplomat was referencing.
I am forever confused these days. Why is *anyone* at the Pentagon ever allowed to be *concerned* about anything? If you're not a blindly obedient toad, you have no business being there.
Anyone left in any federal agency who still has an intact soul should understand clearly that their presence is not "helping". If you have to feed your kids and need healthcare coverage, fine. You do you. But stop believing you can 'fix' or 'improve' anything. You have a moral obligation as a human being to leak the absolute fuck out of every bit of Trumpian criminality you see. To the press, to Congress, to the world.
A chant of "Quiet, Piggy" should follow Trump wherever he goes. It should haunt him in his grave. It should follow him to hell, where, if there's any such thing as balance, karma or justice, he'll be attacked by a bone saw for eternity. Tough shit, Donald, things happen.
Great idea. That's what my next rally poster will say. "Quiet, Piggy" although I used to have a pig and she had more character and was more intelligent and moral than this FOTUS.I think that chanting that at events featuring Republican candidates (for anything) would be appropriate as well.
Thank GOD! I was sweating bullets about what my costume should be for the next No Kings. An inflatable pig! Big! Pink! Quiet!
Personally I think we should say, "Speak Piggy!"
Maybe, 'shut up, piggy!'
I prefer "Shut up Pedo!"
orange PIG
The images and memes are flowing because it takes AI two seconds to respond to "show me Trump crossed with a pig."
I love that simple sign. Quiet Piggy, as it also equally applies to the piggy MAGA motherfuckers that roll by our weekly protest flipping us the bird and blowing our ear drums out with a train horn on their lifted micro-peen truck, only to join the pathetic small MAGA counterprotest just down the road. I slowly rolled by them during no Kings blasting that great rap song "Fuck Donald Trump" Now I have a new song to crank, "Trump sucks dick". God, I love trolling those stupid sacks of shit.
We also have a weekly protest, but thus far have not had any counter protests. We do get an occasional middle finger, but far more thumbs up 👍🏻, and honks in support.
I am still for "Speak Piggy!" or "Speak Piggy, Speak!"
It the sign needs to include an image of piggy Donny. Otherwise dumb people might think you’re saying quiet to the media.
except instead of "quiet, piggy" it should be "quiet, pedo"
Pigs are great animals. Smart - infinitely smarter than Trump.
I agree Phillip. Criminal Trump looks a bit like one but even that is an insult to the pig.
And side note to Jeff…PLEASE don’t show the deadly Seditionist-Rapist-Felon-molester’s face…especially the tongue out pic!! 🤢
Mark, we do have a new addition today mention d briefly by DuDu, but this is all about dopey doing nasty things involving sex if you can believe it he is a sick fuck, all he has to do is let it all pour out about Bubba and something he can’t have out in the open. Could their be something that this sick fuck dopey has actual remorse about? While I would have doubted that but he is running scared. To all of you who are proud gays this is about a person that can’t deal with it, that’s the crime and it’s coming out, Bubba where are you please come out into the sun and pride up!
Quiet pedo piggy
Mark wins the internet today!
It is my next protest sign.
Same
Not piggy; yam tits
Yam tits is for extra credit. He needs to hear the name he called the woman reporter thrown right back at him.
If that were his response to many of my friends, the insult in return would burn Ann!
How about"Yambrain!"?
Problem with the "Piggy" atrocity is it insults "Charlotte's Web" which is beloved of both young and old.
They’re calling the latest ICE invasion in N Carolina “Charlotte’s Web”. I wish E.B. White was still alive to sue. Maybe his descendants?
His granddaughter, Martha White, is upset about the reference. She should sue!
https://apnews.com/article/charlottes-web-immigration-north-carolina-eb-white-e89ca4cfbbf0e23281da8a3e9bb89803?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
That's obscene. What the f--k do those people know about literature? Now I have to go kick something. Damn!
Right? Those were precisely my thoughts. Shows how ignorant ICE is that they don't even understand the lessons taught in Charlotte's Web (the book).
Own the Miss Piggy look. A t-shirt with her on it saying, "Speak up Piggies!" and on the back, "Shut up Pedos!" with Trump on the back
How about “Fuck off, Piggy!”
I like having his piggy image with the word, Racist, sexist in front of it, or fascist alone in front of or above the likeness.
It shall be written on his tombstone.....
Lovely thoughts Ann!
Make the meme!
I also think we should have a wall of criminals Trump has invited to the US called "Trump's Criminal Besties!"
Excellent. Brilliant. Bravo!
I came here to say something similar and you said it much better than I.
My new bumper sticker: PIGGY AIN’T SHIT!
You’re mentioning someone who was extremely controversial . Whether you like him or not, things happen. I don’t recall him saying that about Charlie Kirk..
oh my god, excellent point of comparison
Thanks, Jeff. My hypocrisy meter was screeching so loudly, the fire department showed up at my house.
every day, at least one commenter says something that makes me kick myself for not having thought of it first. congratulations, today it's you
Best compliment ever.
I am so jealous!
There are too many options on this test to be able topic all the great ones to use...don't beat yourself up Jeff...you cover a great swath of things to write and meme..Kudos for being able token get 50% some days..
Most days, as I’m reading, I’m formulating a comment in my head. And then on the very next line, Jeff says it.
Oh. My. Goddess. If I had a hypocrisy meter, it would drive me insane! It would be the worst tinnitus ever! I would insist on a mute button. 🔇
Of course not, St. Charlie, not controversial, no one dare criticize him.
Also not getting the traction in death they hoped he would. Kind of a big huh.
Just you wait until JD Vance divorces Usha for not being “Christian” and then marries Erika Kirk! Instant Power Couple!!!
Wow! The Enquirer headlines just write themselves.
Some guy tried to get a memorial to Kirk installed at the local library here in deep red Florida and the library board told him to take a hike, so yeah.
Sadly, since the White House ordered us to never say anything negative about Charle Kirk (who I had never heard of) No one talks about him at all any more.
The people of the US have far more manners than Piggy Demento--abiding by that childhood inculcation of "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." There wasn't/isn't anything nice to say about Kirk; hence, the deafening silence about him now.
That is so true.
Irrelevance is the cure. And a few other cures that I can't print here.
Where has the ho wife been recently? Oops, meant to say the non grieving widow.
Think the widow has been seen slinking out from… some heavy grieving going on..
One Observatory Circle NW
Washington, D.C.
Fondling JD.
Was there a couch involved?
After a mass shooting he once said "We have to Get Over it" -
Unbelievable
Because he is a psycho narcissist who has no feeling at all about any other person but himself.
And it takes attention away from him when people are compassionate.
Whelp, we’re Americans. I guess we ‘knew what we signed up for’.
F- that shit - his criminality knows no end.
Let's not forget that FOTUS might well be considered a controversial character (although character is not a word I associate with him). Bring on the bonesaws!
Yes, things certainly do happen. They happen because there are people who love their country very much, and there are good people on both sides.
Trump is kind of controversial in some circles. And yet no one has noted the irony.
Touché du jour Stephanie!
Bingo you caught on quick...
The only constructive comment I have for all female reporters tasked with the unfortunate job of covering Dumbp is to respond “It takes one to know one” when he calls them pigs. And when he reiterates his usual refrain, “You’re a terrible reporter,” they should respond, “And YOU’RE a terrible president. Now answer my question.” This is the only way to respond to him. And keep doing it. Every fucking time. The press needs to band together and support one another. You are a cornerstone of our democracy. Act like it!!!!
sadly the challenge goes unanswered day in and day out
I just want to hear, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Kathleen, what a great idea!!! I'd pay to see this!!!
We should start a GoFundMe for any reporter willing to sack up and speak.
Lisa, a great idea!!
well the problem is that most of the reporters are right wingers no?? THEY won't say anything.
Nope. Pretty much the opposite. They do, however, work for companies owned and operated by millionaires and billionaires. Reporters have mortgages and kids and bills to pay. They report what they’re instructed to report.
God, I hope not.
The real journos walked out when Hogsbreath started telling them what they could say, and demanded they sign a loyalty pledge.
I wish this retort would happen as it's a great reaction. Then all competent reporters should leave the room as he speaks midsentence.
How many of them would that be?
Every day I thank Jeff for telling me what Preznut says, because I can't stand to hear his voice. I do wish though that the reporters would just stop covering him, all he does is lie, and call them names, who should work under those conditions?
Oh yeah that is a great idea. Of course we know the millionaire and billionaire network owners won't do that; Murc's Law is their lodestar and they need to preserve their access to the pricktator to get those tasty, tasty click$.
That fat fuck is going to die soon. Everything that comes out of his rat fuck hole called a mouth is dead on arrival. His brain is baked. He's only going to sprial down his golden toilet at a faster clip. I'm not shocked anymore. This is on the Republicans. They own this sewage. They are him. They're running the whole corrupted criminal enterprise. Like they're going after drug dealers. Ha fucking ha!! Shitpants has pardon 9 of the biggest drug dealers on the planet. Republicans want Venezuela oil. We're so fucked!
the last war to get oil was Iraq ; that didn't end well as I recall .
And the last war in a jungle didn't end well either.
Exactly!!
We should still be getting $25 dollar a barrel oil from Kuwait. Instead we never got Shit from those evil slave owing fucks.
America, we always win the war and lose the peace.
The press's typical reply to that is that they're afraid they'll lose access. Bullshit, Trump lives for the attention. He couldn't survive without being able to yak at the press daily. If they all did it, he'd have nobody to talk to if he barred them from the gaggle. And that would leave him alone with his thoughts, that would terrify him.
Truer words Kathleen!
Kathleen, a supreme post nothing to add or subtract, I would mention you say females and you are so dead on but I would just add he prefers men. Just watch and start adding things up yesterday, today and tomorrow.
Is there a list of the male reporters that were present....in Oval and on plane??
Then they lose their access to him and he’ll sue their organization. What about a smile or chortle?
Sadly, he has culled the press corps of most of the actual journalists, and replaced them with right-wing, suck up stenographers, with no integrity.
How much more does America have to take from this miserable fuck????! I mean he’s invited the actual devil into the WH. 😭 God I hate that I hate him so much.
Susan, I never in my wildest dreams thought I could hate like I hate him. It is truly what keeps me awake at night. Brutal.
We are unanimous in this
Orange Hitler is the original Beelzebub. All others are antichrists.
True Dat. As South Park so eloquently puts it, Is Trump Fucking Satan? Indeed he is right in the White House. And such a happy couple.
I call him SATAN’S WHORE!
I doubt you can hate him more than I do. I hope I live long enough to see someone punch him in the face. What a nasty, hateful thing (to call him a person is giving him a compliment). There is no bottom of awfulness with him. And don't get me started on the women who have put up with his s***. Was it worth selling your soul to the devil for worthless material objects? No question that he has been verbally and physically abusive to his wives. When he was first elected I felt sorry for Melania. I got over that real quick. She is him in a designer dress. Let me just live long enough to spend one day on earth with him gone.
"She is him in a designer dress" You bet... My goal is to live long enough to see him suffer...then I can die in peace and satisfaction.
It’s becoming a rather large group in your club of Trump hatred Susan, who doesn’t at this point?
Holy Roller Mike Johnson?
He voted to release the files as well Betsy… knowing tthat the Justice Department won’t release anything that’s been classified… which is anything pertinent!
a/k/a trump's butt plug.
I shudder to see who will be present for his galas in the Ballroom.
Right... probably all his favorite dictators. 🙄
I think Mary Bruce qualifies for your "What the Fuck is wrong with you" Pulitzer challenge.
Agree 💯 percent
It makes me sick how Trump is absolutely GIDDY when he's around the most evil people on the planet.
When his coat flew up we got to see the reason he ALWAYS wears a jacket. His fat ass is bursting out of his pants and his hate handles are massive. What a specimen he is. UGH
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'Murikkkan masculinity and exceptionalism right there. Hahahaha.
Jeebus! His ass is nasty in every way.
Not so nasty Mike Johnson won't rush to kiss it everyday. Along with all the members of Piggy's cabinet. The true believers in a unitary executive system of government should be forced to line up and pay similar homage.
I have a new theory of why his asshole is so busted. Details soon will be out of control, if the Epstein files only mention girls he would be proud of that.
Yeah isn’t it something that he has the chutzpah to call anyone else “piggy”.
See? Trump does laugh, but only when dicktasting OTHER murderous dictators.
Yeah, I noticed that too. He's a fucking psychopath.
You're too easy on him.
Fucking WORTHLESS psychopath
"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." -- H. L. Mencken
Gregg, on some great and glorious day, trump will be dead!! And the people shall rise up with happiness!!
twice wtaf
‘A downright fool and a complete narcissistic moron’
Can’t forget the qualifier HL put in there.
Hmm, at last, an explanation for the "elections".
What would Jimmy Breslin have written about this thuggish fuckwit?
I think about this administration as a crime story. As do we all. And no one wrote better about crime families.
I adored Jimmy Breslin. one aspect of his writing style that I consciously try to emulate is 'don't just report what happened. tell a story'
Yes. By the way, there’s an astonishingly fine documentary on Breslin & Hamill, “Deadline Artists”.
Because it is. Has always been.
He's turned the Oval Office into his golden toilet, literally and figuratively.
It’s hideous isn’t it. Pure Queens, NY 1970s.
Money can't buy you class.
It brings out the worst taste! My eyes burn and my stomach rolls every time I see what he's done to OUR WHITE HOUSE.
He's not planning to leave except carried by the handles.
Witnessed. Amen.
Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
Make a meme of photo of K with “THINGS HAPPEN”
And what is with “I don’t care where that hand has been”? Ewwww
Donnie Demento gets on the case of the reporters who aren't being respectful enough to Prince Bone Saw.....and yet...."I don't care where that hand has been." Yowza! Quite the direct insult. Hokey Smokes!
Totally. MBS will suffer that insult to his divine sovereignty to get his bloody hands on our advance fighter plane technology and share it with China. Normally, Congress would have to approve the sale but ... Thanksgiving vacation is coming up?
is that a reference to an old custom of Arabians to wipe their ass with the left hand??
New idea for tee shirts: "Saw Happens"
"Got Saw?"
I'm more of a Got Wood Chipper guy myself.
"Fargo"
I don’t care if his hand has been wrapped around a bone saw.
"And you're caught with your hand up something it doesn't belong!" -The Firesign Theatre
A very racist statement from donnie. It refers to the Arab practice of eating with one hand and wiping oneself with the other. I believe that’s what Mr. Diplomat was referencing.
I just have one fucking Question Jeff. Just one.
Why did Clay CockWeasel Higgins stand alone against transparency on Epstein's files?
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/clay-higgins-is-a-butt-fucked-asswazzle-epstein-texas-summers
Out of concern for victims.
. Yeah, now pull my other leg.
sexism racism
Oh, I get that.
HIggins is a 3%er, Oath keeper, and a few other things.
Over at the Wonkette, we refer to Clay as “Whar Boxes Guy.”
YES! Make him accountable for his actions.
Higgins rationale seems to echo the complex legal reasoning of Mime Johnson.
Just when you think he can’t sink any further…
God, he’s a pile of shit.
I agree completely that old Pumpkin Head is a pile of shit! You see a day doesn’t go by when this traitor doesn’t get what he wants.
I am forever confused these days. Why is *anyone* at the Pentagon ever allowed to be *concerned* about anything? If you're not a blindly obedient toad, you have no business being there.
Anyone left in any federal agency who still has an intact soul should understand clearly that their presence is not "helping". If you have to feed your kids and need healthcare coverage, fine. You do you. But stop believing you can 'fix' or 'improve' anything. You have a moral obligation as a human being to leak the absolute fuck out of every bit of Trumpian criminality you see. To the press, to Congress, to the world.
George, your last 2 sentences are TRUTH!!
Oh, yes! A moral obligation.
Hear hear!!! Very well said. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Wow, the way he flirted with MBS makes me think he might be "Bubba".