the state-sponsored murders will continue until morale improves
scenes from the Sunday shows
here’s a fun quote from Dwight D. Eisenhower, uttered when he was Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces in 1945, regarding the atrocities committed by Nazi Germany.
“get it all on record now. get the films. get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwighty-D was right about getting all that fuckery on film — because sure enough, it was only a matter of time before the worst people in the world slithered out from under their flat rocks to deny that the Holocaust ever happened.
but life moved a much slower pace back in 1945. here in America in the year 2026, ‘down the road of history’ has now been compressed to about fifteen hot seconds.
Renee Good’s lifeless body was still warm when Donny’s minions cranked up the lie machine, and started gaslighting the shit out of the state-sponsored murder we all witnessed with our own two eyes.
and, days later, they’re still at it. here’s ICE Barbie, on Jake Tapper’s show yesterday, continuing to treat the truth as if it were an overly-frisky puppy.
Jake Tapper: “the Department of Homeland Security put out a statement definitively asserting what had happened, defending the ICE agent, accusing Renee Good of domestic terrorism. that’s a characterization that you reiterated half an hour later … why did you not wait for an investigation before making your comments?”
Kristi Noem: “everything I’ve said has been proven to be factual and the truth.”
Tapper: “with all due respect, the first thing you said was, quote, ‘what happened was our ICE officers were out in enforcement action, they got stuck in the snow … they were attempting to push out their vehicle, and a woman attacked them and those surrounding them and attempted to run them over, and rammed them with her vehicle.’ that’s not what happened. we all saw what happened.”
Noem: “it absolutely is what happened.”
well, there you have it, folks. who are you going to believe? your own lying eyes, or the dress-up lady who perforates puppies for fun?
look, I realize that the networks have hours of airtime to fill, and they have to talk to somebody, but why Little Miss Hair Extensions? what the fuck is to be gained by having a professional fabulist come on your show? Kristi Noem lies as easily as she aerates airedales.
you can confront her with evidence until the cows come home. its not going make a damned bit of difference. she’s not going to crack. she’s not going to break down on the stand and go ‘yes, it was me the whole time’ like some witness being cross-examined by Perry Mason.
her job security depends being able to tell bald-faced lies from here to infinity and back. the second Noem deviates one iota from the official administration line, and shows the slightest nanosecond of contrition, Donny will shitcan her so fast her head will spin. so what’s even the point of booking her on the Sunday shows?
that said — and look, no one loathes Jake Tapper with the white-hot intensity of all the suns more than I do — it’s nice to see someone pointing out the shameless hypocrisy that goes on in front of us every single day.
Tapper: “I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers [on January 6]. undisputed proof. undisputed evidence — and I just said, President Trump pardoned all of them. and you said that President Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. that’s just not true. there’s a different standard for law enforcement officials being attacked if they're being attacked, if they’re being attacked by Trump supporters. we just saw that.”
ICE Barbie babbles a non-answer answer to that, and changes the subject — because what the fuck can you possibly say to justify the beating of cops with flagpoles?
for those of you keeping score at home, this behavior gets you pardoned.
and this behavior gets you murdered to death.
now let’s move on to Donny’s border czar, Little Tommy Bags-o’-Cash.
Tommy’s got a message for the American people — and that message is ‘stop murdering yourself.’
Tom Homan: “we gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. it’s just ridiculous. it’s just gonna infuriate people more which means there’s gonna be more incidents like this.”
oh, I’m sorry, did we infuriate you, Tommy? I’ve got two words in response. the first one rhymes with ‘fuck,’ and the second rhymes with ‘you.’
so, the murders will continue until morale improves? thank you so much for for that indispensable advice, Captain Bligh. you’re a peach. you’re a prince among men.
Homan’s rhetoric is classic abuser language: ‘look what you made me do.’
I guess it’s our own fault that some poorly-trained, trigger-happy incel got mad at being laughed at by a woman, and decided on the spot to use her for target practice. but don’t call him a murderer, because he’ll just get madder and do more murders — and it will be nobody’s fault but ours.
fuck all the way off with that bullshit. fuck off all the way to Mars, and stay there until the Space Nazi comes to collect you.
hey — for no particular reason at all, let’s stroll down Memory Lane and revisit a thing Kamala Harris said during the 2024 presidential campaign.
“Donald Trump intends to use the United States military against American citizens who simply disagree with him.”
remember what happened next? the entire media ecosystem told Kamala to go fuck herself.
Kamala Harris could have been our president. she should have been our president. but she’s not. instead, we have this fucking idiot.
reporter: “do you believe that deadly force was necessary?”
Donny: “it was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. the woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement. you saw that. they were harassing and following for days, and for hours. I think frankly they are professional agitators. I’d like to find out and we are going to find out who’s paying for it.”
fact check: shut the fuck up, Piggy. none of the fever-swamp batshittery that just seeped out of Dear Leader’s rancid anus-mouth is true.
and even if any of that were true, so what? it doesn’t justify Incel McICEfuck drawing his gun and playing judge, jury and executioner.
disrespect is not a capital crime in America. at least, not yet it isn’t.
hey, Donny — you want to see some disrespect? here you go, bro.
is that disrespectful enough for you?
here’s your daily reminder that I can be found on Blue Sky at this link.
this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
we are all in this together, and we are all here for each other.
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programming note: there is some dispute as to whether or not Dwight D actually said what I quoted him saying.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/eisenhower-proof-nazi-atrocities/
so I took advantage of the Liberty Valance Rule. "this is the west, sir. when the legend becomes fact, print the legend"
another programming note: because I'm a responsible journalist and everything, I googled "is it bold faced or bald faced" and learned that the current accepted form is "bald faced." huh. I'd been using the wrong one all this time