I was thinking, in fairness, Dildo Baggins was invented by Harvard Lampoon in its paperback book from the 60s or 70s, Bored of the Rings. Then I thought, it is like we have Smeagol as President today.... then I scrolled down to Colin Robinson. You win.
I was thinking, in fairness, Dildo Baggins was invented by Harvard Lampoon in its paperback book from the 60s or 70s, Bored of the Rings. Then I thought, it is like we have Smeagol as President today.... then I scrolled down to Colin Robinson. You win.
... and now I've got Smeagol in the White House in my head -- better than the orange jenius, probably, but both are pretty fucking repulsive.
And yes, Dildo was featured in Bored of the Rings. Saw a couple of guys on the school bus in 7th grade passing it back & forth and giggling and eventually found a copy (although it took what seemed like YEARS! lol)
I was thinking, in fairness, Dildo Baggins was invented by Harvard Lampoon in its paperback book from the 60s or 70s, Bored of the Rings. Then I thought, it is like we have Smeagol as President today.... then I scrolled down to Colin Robinson. You win.
In Bored of the Rings his name was Dildo Bugger, as I recall.
Ah, si si!
Some people know where I got it when I say, "You mean, there's a Balrog in the woodpile?"
... and now I've got Smeagol in the White House in my head -- better than the orange jenius, probably, but both are pretty fucking repulsive.
And yes, Dildo was featured in Bored of the Rings. Saw a couple of guys on the school bus in 7th grade passing it back & forth and giggling and eventually found a copy (although it took what seemed like YEARS! lol)