Surprised Kennedy isn't on the Kennedy Center board. He would do a lot more good than he is now, since he clearly sees his job as to do whatever he wants to do and ignore any health problem other than to make a pronouncement from time to time that human beings will sort themselves out if they get ill. Wonder how many MAGA crazies subscribe to that.
I wouldn't allow that weirdo anywhere near the Kennedy Center; he's already disgraced his family name enough. While I don't have hard data, I suspect many more red state MAGAs died from COVID than normies. And, at this point, I'm OK with that. Awful, I know, but if people are too stupid or willful to take care of themselves and their families, I say, 'Let's Go, Darwin!'
The only people I worry about are the sensible people who are exposed to the MAGA germ vectors.
He could host Avian Flu parties there (without telling the attendees, wouldnʻt that be fun). Side note, did they ever remodel the KC theaters because when I lived in DC decades ago the theme was red velvet and gold studs, kind of ugly really.
She's looked 'odd' of late. Her hairdo distinctly not her usual 'youthful' carefulness and her face during Jimmy Carter's funeral was a sight to behold. 'Something's' up (and it ain't the tiny mushroom). She's close to that age for - how do I put this delicately: 'change of life'? And it might be triggering for the orange turd who's hung up on little girls, not women HE thinks of as 'past their prime'.
Noel Casler said she was an escort who was gifted to orange turd after he saw former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi's wife and liked how she looked. Someone thought up Melanie and brought her to NY to meet him. She wanted money and escape from her marginal life, he wanted looks. And now the whole world has to suffer
Maybe start a weekend feature, "5 Things Donnie Did Last Week for Which He Should be Fired" or some such title. The hardest part would be editing it down to five.
If you want to help don't pay your federal taxes, just your state taxes. There is no one there to collect them anyway. And, if there is, maybe they won't do anything because morale has got to be at an all time low.
Sandy: I was very gratified to hear Rachel talk tonight about the HUGE number of lawsuits (did I hear 90?) filed by our Democrats against donny demento, all of which he is LOSING! I didn't realize that until she covered them, having been so deep in the doldrums about the awful firings of qualified people from necessary positions. Then there's the fantastic woman, head of the NRLB (National Relations Labor Board) who REFUSED to be fired and was just reinstated to her job! She is, of course, black- a long time superbly qualified head and deemed by the racist fuckwits as a 'dei hire'. SHE stood up to them and won! THIS is what everyone needs to do. She's shown them the way.
Well lucky for you there was a LOT OF SHIT last week!!!!!! And Derrick Van Orden from WI….sucks! well…along with every other name mentioned in your post! GEESH!
I don’t know about you but I thank my lucky stars for any slow news day. Why not allow yourself a day off and enjoy what free time may be allowed to you? With this jackanapes running around loose, things could change in a heartbeat.
On a more personal note, my dad and (half)brother graduated from the Naval Academy just ahead of both world wars. In fact, their classes were graduated ahead of time so they could join their respective war efforts early. On their behalf, I’m horrified at his Academy appointments. You keep referring to his raccoon infested brain, I’m going to up that and replace raccoons with wet fecal matter that’s causing all sorts of shorts. This bunch has us by the balls. If this old fart croaks, the lineup to follow is even worse, if that’s even possible. I think we’re completely fucked.
I agree with this totally. I’ve gotten to where I’m fighting for copy to pub , might as well just summarize my week on Sunday to make sure our readers didn’t miss a post.
Ah, Saturdays being slow news days are a thing of the past. The destruction of the country is going at breakneck speed and doesn't take the weekend off.
I've written about this. the White House -is- an assisted living facility. all of Donny's needs are taken care of for him there. there's even a medical wing. Donny wouldn't last one day if he had to live on his own.
From my experience with my poor dad's decline, some persons with Alzheimer's become extremely belligerent, argumentative, and paranoid. They might even hallucinate. So that's highly imminent with President Pampers.
Not to be a jerk, but I learnt it’s spelled as “stoopit.” Maybe it has to do with where you’re from. I’m a born and bred New Englander. All we had to do was shovel snow, rake leaves, correct other people’s spelling and grammar. Pardon me, Walter.
Can you imagine Donny Convict living on his own, in a regular house or apartment? Having to go to the grocery store by himself, do his own laundry, sit in a doctor’s office waiting room, go to the DMV? That would be the funniest reality show ever!
By the way, I am drinking a Diet Coke as I write this, and I managed to get it from the refrigerator all by myself. Yay me!
My mom was diagnosed with dementia and even at the end, she was sharper and more coherent than this two-bit demented turd. Now this mindless fuck is saying in private that Ukraine will have to give him more than just minerals to get continued aid and intelligence reports. This is the exact same bribery that got Dump impeached during his last term but between the complacent press and the clueless unpatriotic MAGAs in Congress, they just don't give a shit.
I'm ashamed to admit this, but what the hell, we're all friends and compatriots. I literally peed myself while reading this morning's 'had me on the floor laughing my NY ass off' wrap-up. Insisted on reading it aloud to my husband who's lost his sense of humour somewhere along the way, yet even he laughed. Thank you, Jeff - you continue to keep me sane.
What you've written, once again, well-deserved excoriation of the Fourth Estate for its complicity and [more often] its total, willful incompetence - in holding trump, and his criminal cabal accountable for each and every disgusting lie they can't stop themselves from telling - is something that you should never stop doing. {Glacial progress in that regard - which you noted by pointing out the fact that the Times finally used language it should have been using from 2015 till tomorrow. Description of the ongoing propaganda, the brazen lies, alongside fabricated alternative facts, is their responsibility - their solemn duty to highlight and throw in the faces of those responsible for them - but something they fail at spectacularly, every day. Couple that with the failure, every day, that our so-called Democratic legislators provide with their own sporadic, milk-toast cries and plaintiff whines that dribble weakly from podiums everywhere. Each so-called progressive lawmaker should press conference daily in a never-ending cavalcade of recitation of the lies for which trumps illegal administration is undeniably responsible - they should literally, publicly, and repeatedly rage with ferocity against these brazen fascists every time they see a camera - but that's not what we get. But that's what patriotic Americans respond to - each and every time it's presented, however infrequently. It's time to wake the fuck up - and realize it's far later than seemingly everyone thinks.
JFC! "Fist Lady"???? I'm now worthless for the rest of the day. 😂😂😂
I read about the Declaration of Independence thing...my heart sank. I thought, he's going to destroy every SINGLE thing. He's really got to go, somehow. Maybe Al Greens Impeachment effort will toss some sand into the moving parts? It's an ongoing nightmare.
Adam Schiff ALWAYS speaks out - at least I'VE seen him openly defy the muskrats and donny demento over and over, after that Zelenskyy ambush and the awful sotu. HE isn't remotely afraid of the constant threats against him. He isn't 'very loud', not his style, but he DOES make it abundantly clear exactly what he thinks of their vileness. Hubby has MSNBC on constantly so I catch those who show up on either Nicolle's, Rachel's or Lawrence's shows to vent. I still suspect 'some' others are doing a 'sit back and watch the repukes bring it all crashing down, causing such pain: 'we the people' cannot help but demand democrats come back to fix it'. It's one idea I've heard bandied about more than once. IOW 'it's their shitshow, so let them do their worst. WE will pick up the pieces afterwards and there will be no mistaking who did this'. I don't personally agree, since irreparable damage will be done to: those on Social Security and Veterans (my household falls into those categories), but if I look at the bigger picture - it 'might' be a workable solution for younger people? Democrats don't have the votes in either House, not yet - and so many obstacles are in place to prevent ANY future voting. So, do we: 'Riot' like they would and did? Please suggest alternatives so I can wrap my brain around it all. Marching and protesting peacefully isn't doing much so far.
If their families have really been threatened, then expose it. If there are emails, post them. If there are voice mails, play them. If there are snail mails, rocks through windows, display them.
This shadowy business of my family has been threatened is just silent speak for the Space Nazi is planning to use his Big Bag O’ Bux to mount a primary challenge against me.
If peoples’ families have really been threatened, then expose those people doing the threatening.
Disaster. I heard him speaking a couple months ago (January maybe?) where he added the equivocation that he'd take action IF the Republicans did something illegal.
Jeffries is managing to copy Obama’s speech patterns and rhythm. But that sure doesn’t make him anywhere near as smart. I wonder how long Obama can continue to remain silent?
Unfortunately, it's probably the same reason the R's aren't standing against him (except the one's that are totally on board). They're afraid of the Flying Monkeys and want to keep the money flowing.
He wanted the Declaration of Independence in the Oval Office so that he could pack it up and take it to Merde de Lardo if and when he leaves the White House.
They did that last year. I stopped donating to the University. Of course, correct speech has hit the university in a big way, for example, I think my department, Classics, is now Ancient Greek and Roman Studies. No one asked me.
Don't forget the gay gay-denying members of the Village People singing their one-hit wonder "YMCA." Plus, all performances required to begin and end with Ave Maria, another Spanky favorite.
Didn't Trump say he would attend if the programs met his "standards?" In that case, expect the audience to be filled with Republican toadies who know they need to be seen to prove their loyalty.
Whether it's hearing or reading, Dull Donnie's aphasia is getting worse. He's mixed up windmills and windfall profits taxes; transgender for transgenic mice, and now fentanyl for federal. His brain is becoming so pudding-like his aides have had to ban Ron DeSantis from the White House.
Also, I refuse to believe that caption 'Fist Lady' was an accident. Bravo, anonymous hero of the resistance! 👏👏
He also thought a reporter said “GPS” when asked about “TPS” (Temporary Protected Status) for Ukrainians currently living in the US. He’s losing his hearing as well as whatever is left of his mind.
NoBody despises Meatball ron any more than I do but in his defense those short white boots are worn by fishermen and fish house workers all over Florida and the world. But Man do they look foolish on the little short Fuck!
Well yeah. But optics are everything. Remember Dukakis’s helmet? That was a helmet worn by good soldiers everywhere. But Dukakis looked like a doofus in it because it isn’t his. Didn’t represent him. I think he even had a shirt-tie on under the flak vest?? This guy looks like a bootfus because the boots belong to the workers who need them. Not him.
Yeah, but the problem for Meatball was that his clearly came straight out of the box, they'd never seen so much as a splash of mud before he pranced around in them - on dry pavement.
Emperor Dipshit is so brain dead that he can't understand that 95% of what Jefferson wrote about Mad King George applies directly to Emperor Dipshit's reign of error.
Trump's ultimate cover will be about six feet of dirt and gravel. If all the people who worked for 50 years already and just want to be left the fuck alone find out that they don't get Social Security anymore, Trump will find his ultimate cover real soon along with President Musk.
The mainstream press is going to fall, along with all the fucking insane Republicans. Were they elected to do all they can to destroy those that elected them? In Trump World that's the ticket.
In my 73+ years, the Republicans always were pulling some shit. Cheating in the elections. Pushing some CIA action in a nation far away. Refusing to pass legislation that improved people's lives or made life safer. Crooks? Yes, and worse.
I hope to be here another 15-20 years and still do what I do now. And be left alone.
100%. Which is why it's such BS that self-proclaimed "libertarians" are part of that party of lying shitbags. Leave everyone alone is supposed to be part of the libertarian creed but they are all actively oppressing women, LGBTQ+ people, anyone in a marginalized community, anyone they disagree with. Their libertarianism only applies to deregulation so the modern day Robber Barons, the tech billionaires, can steal us blind.
Jeff, and Donald said “shut up about the cost of eggs” reposting a Charlie Kirk post on his shitty Truth platform…..continuing, Donald is savings us billions. All I can add is when, where and how is he saving billions? And now I see the UFC welcomed those criminally indicted Tate brothers at an event last night… because criminals enjoy being surrounded by criminals…. Just ask our King.
So since this is not the first time I’ve seen something like this happen, I’m guessing Donnie’s hearing is going. He’s probably too vain to want to wear a hearing aid, or to get tested because it would mean admitting he’s old.
No training whatsoever. I sometimes think about all the Secret Service people around Dumpty and Elon and wonder what if one might just do the right thing. But no.
Okay, so the MAGATS are terminally stoopid, we can all agree on that. But are they also incapable of music appreciation? Lara Trump singing? Are their ears stoopid too?
That is some horrible shit right there, Kay-El, and if I ever hear that supremely tainted “God Bless the USA,” by Lee Greenwood again, it will be too soon!
There is an old saying "If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit".
However, that assumes a bit of cleverness on the person. In trump's case, he knows he can just regurgitate a constant stream of inane lies and moronic bile and his cult will lap it up.
“Since storming back into office, Mr. Trump has used a dizzying rhetorical tactic of shifting positions like quicksand, muddying his messages and contradicting himself, sometimes in the same day. The inconsistencies have presented the American public with dueling narratives at every turn, allowing people to pick and choose what they want to believe about the president’s intentions.”
Am I to believe that the compromised NYT is now allowing a little truth to slip through? This is not consistent with the messaging preferred by the muthafuckin’ billionaires!
I thought maybe he'd burn it and then deny it ever existed in the first place. All the other copies and mentions of it throughout history are fake news.
welcome to the Sunday wrap-up, also know as "here's all the shit left over from the previous weeks' posts that I didn't have room for"
(fun fact: Sunday's is often the hardest post to write because Saturday is generally a slow news day)
You're doing just fine! Fist Lady? JEEEESUS. 😂😂
You can’t tell me that wasn’t on purpose.
Some anonymous resistance fighter just got his wings!
Surprised Kennedy isn't on the Kennedy Center board. He would do a lot more good than he is now, since he clearly sees his job as to do whatever he wants to do and ignore any health problem other than to make a pronouncement from time to time that human beings will sort themselves out if they get ill. Wonder how many MAGA crazies subscribe to that.
I wouldn't allow that weirdo anywhere near the Kennedy Center; he's already disgraced his family name enough. While I don't have hard data, I suspect many more red state MAGAs died from COVID than normies. And, at this point, I'm OK with that. Awful, I know, but if people are too stupid or willful to take care of themselves and their families, I say, 'Let's Go, Darwin!'
The only people I worry about are the sensible people who are exposed to the MAGA germ vectors.
He could host Avian Flu parties there (without telling the attendees, wouldnʻt that be fun). Side note, did they ever remodel the KC theaters because when I lived in DC decades ago the theme was red velvet and gold studs, kind of ugly really.
LOL!!
I had the same thought.
Just like when that orange turd walked into Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
I looked up RTL- Hungarian station, Orban will have a fit!!
Is she also the “pee” lady too?
A First Lady of many talents for the right price.
Why has she started to dress like a dominatrix from a dystopian movie? Oh. I guess it's obvious now.
She's looked 'odd' of late. Her hairdo distinctly not her usual 'youthful' carefulness and her face during Jimmy Carter's funeral was a sight to behold. 'Something's' up (and it ain't the tiny mushroom). She's close to that age for - how do I put this delicately: 'change of life'? And it might be triggering for the orange turd who's hung up on little girls, not women HE thinks of as 'past their prime'.
Noel Casler said she was an escort who was gifted to orange turd after he saw former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi's wife and liked how she looked. Someone thought up Melanie and brought her to NY to meet him. She wanted money and escape from her marginal life, he wanted looks. And now the whole world has to suffer
🤣🤣🤣
One of them.
😂😂😂
😂🤣😂
Now we know why she always has that squinty expression 🤛🏽🤛🏽🤛🏽
Do NOT wanna know what she does with that fist.
At least it's a tiny fist.
Fist first!
That’s gotta hurt! 😂
😂😂
More appropriate: First Concubine.😂😂
Third Lady
Fist lady, Trump's ass!
Isn’t that Yaba babba don’t the used to be lawyer? The jokes on me if it isn’t.
😂🤣😂
Maybe start a weekend feature, "5 Things Donnie Did Last Week for Which He Should be Fired" or some such title. The hardest part would be editing it down to five.
And then 5000 things Ukraine did to counter what Donnie did. Here are real allies coming to the rescue.
https://open.substack.com/pub/underreported/p/ukraine-the-under-reported-war-03?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
If you want to help don't pay your federal taxes, just your state taxes. There is no one there to collect them anyway. And, if there is, maybe they won't do anything because morale has got to be at an all time low.
How about 'the newest reasons for Impeachment'? Destroying Social Security, bowing down to a fucking WAR criminal (Putin) could be a start?
This is what the DNC should be doing and counter with their policies IMHO.
Sandy: I was very gratified to hear Rachel talk tonight about the HUGE number of lawsuits (did I hear 90?) filed by our Democrats against donny demento, all of which he is LOSING! I didn't realize that until she covered them, having been so deep in the doldrums about the awful firings of qualified people from necessary positions. Then there's the fantastic woman, head of the NRLB (National Relations Labor Board) who REFUSED to be fired and was just reinstated to her job! She is, of course, black- a long time superbly qualified head and deemed by the racist fuckwits as a 'dei hire'. SHE stood up to them and won! THIS is what everyone needs to do. She's shown them the way.
Well lucky for you there was a LOT OF SHIT last week!!!!!! And Derrick Van Orden from WI….sucks! well…along with every other name mentioned in your post! GEESH!
I don’t know about you but I thank my lucky stars for any slow news day. Why not allow yourself a day off and enjoy what free time may be allowed to you? With this jackanapes running around loose, things could change in a heartbeat.
On a more personal note, my dad and (half)brother graduated from the Naval Academy just ahead of both world wars. In fact, their classes were graduated ahead of time so they could join their respective war efforts early. On their behalf, I’m horrified at his Academy appointments. You keep referring to his raccoon infested brain, I’m going to up that and replace raccoons with wet fecal matter that’s causing all sorts of shorts. This bunch has us by the balls. If this old fart croaks, the lineup to follow is even worse, if that’s even possible. I think we’re completely fucked.
I agree with this totally. I’ve gotten to where I’m fighting for copy to pub , might as well just summarize my week on Sunday to make sure our readers didn’t miss a post.
Ah, Saturdays being slow news days are a thing of the past. The destruction of the country is going at breakneck speed and doesn't take the weekend off.
Not in this administration!
Sun downing Donny needs to sun down in a life assistance home 😂💙✌🏻🥴
I've written about this. the White House -is- an assisted living facility. all of Donny's needs are taken care of for him there. there's even a medical wing. Donny wouldn't last one day if he had to live on his own.
From my experience with my poor dad's decline, some persons with Alzheimer's become extremely belligerent, argumentative, and paranoid. They might even hallucinate. So that's highly imminent with President Pampers.
Oh, I think he's already there, and has been for quite some time.
Right down to his stoopid ass Diet Coke button.
That Walt serves to him on a silver platter. Unbelievable.
Walt would win the Nobel Prize for Toadies, if there were one
I'm surprised he doesn't just add an Adderall button right next to it.
I think the adderall is in the Diet Coke.
It’s implied
Not to be a jerk, but I learnt it’s spelled as “stoopit.” Maybe it has to do with where you’re from. I’m a born and bred New Englander. All we had to do was shovel snow, rake leaves, correct other people’s spelling and grammar. Pardon me, Walter.
Can you imagine Donny Convict living on his own, in a regular house or apartment? Having to go to the grocery store by himself, do his own laundry, sit in a doctor’s office waiting room, go to the DMV? That would be the funniest reality show ever!
By the way, I am drinking a Diet Coke as I write this, and I managed to get it from the refrigerator all by myself. Yay me!
Who changes his diaper?
Inquiring minds want to know.
That would be the aforementioned Walt. His new ‘job’ won’t keep him away from the WH much.
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True dat Jeff!!
THIS!
So it’s not just me that’s seen this , I’ve been telling our readers that he suffers from sundowners worse than my great grandmother
My mom was diagnosed with dementia and even at the end, she was sharper and more coherent than this two-bit demented turd. Now this mindless fuck is saying in private that Ukraine will have to give him more than just minerals to get continued aid and intelligence reports. This is the exact same bribery that got Dump impeached during his last term but between the complacent press and the clueless unpatriotic MAGAs in Congress, they just don't give a shit.
Well Rick, that’s because they’re all Nazis now.
I'm afraid that's the case but there was time when Nazi's and the Russians were bitter enemies.
Very true.
Thank you for making me laugh. Otherwise I fear I will go mad.
aka: “an embarrassment of riches” 😣
I'm ashamed to admit this, but what the hell, we're all friends and compatriots. I literally peed myself while reading this morning's 'had me on the floor laughing my NY ass off' wrap-up. Insisted on reading it aloud to my husband who's lost his sense of humour somewhere along the way, yet even he laughed. Thank you, Jeff - you continue to keep me sane.
What you've written, once again, well-deserved excoriation of the Fourth Estate for its complicity and [more often] its total, willful incompetence - in holding trump, and his criminal cabal accountable for each and every disgusting lie they can't stop themselves from telling - is something that you should never stop doing. {Glacial progress in that regard - which you noted by pointing out the fact that the Times finally used language it should have been using from 2015 till tomorrow. Description of the ongoing propaganda, the brazen lies, alongside fabricated alternative facts, is their responsibility - their solemn duty to highlight and throw in the faces of those responsible for them - but something they fail at spectacularly, every day. Couple that with the failure, every day, that our so-called Democratic legislators provide with their own sporadic, milk-toast cries and plaintiff whines that dribble weakly from podiums everywhere. Each so-called progressive lawmaker should press conference daily in a never-ending cavalcade of recitation of the lies for which trumps illegal administration is undeniably responsible - they should literally, publicly, and repeatedly rage with ferocity against these brazen fascists every time they see a camera - but that's not what we get. But that's what patriotic Americans respond to - each and every time it's presented, however infrequently. It's time to wake the fuck up - and realize it's far later than seemingly everyone thinks.
JFC! "Fist Lady"???? I'm now worthless for the rest of the day. 😂😂😂
I read about the Declaration of Independence thing...my heart sank. I thought, he's going to destroy every SINGLE thing. He's really got to go, somehow. Maybe Al Greens Impeachment effort will toss some sand into the moving parts? It's an ongoing nightmare.
To have the Dems cave so early in the anti-fascism process was truly heartbreaking. Viva Al Green!
I know...I just cant understand WHY the D's aren't more vocal and assertive. Yeah, we're the minority but that doesn't mean we have to lay down. 🙄
I smell money keeping them quiet save for the handful speaking out daily.
It turns out we elected mostly cowards who talked the talk but have no fire.
Time to get a bunch of new Dems and that, right quickly.
Jeffries, Schiff, Schumer, Fetterman, et. al. Aloha, shalom, AMF.
More AOC, Jasmine Crockett, Al Green.
Adam Schiff ALWAYS speaks out - at least I'VE seen him openly defy the muskrats and donny demento over and over, after that Zelenskyy ambush and the awful sotu. HE isn't remotely afraid of the constant threats against him. He isn't 'very loud', not his style, but he DOES make it abundantly clear exactly what he thinks of their vileness. Hubby has MSNBC on constantly so I catch those who show up on either Nicolle's, Rachel's or Lawrence's shows to vent. I still suspect 'some' others are doing a 'sit back and watch the repukes bring it all crashing down, causing such pain: 'we the people' cannot help but demand democrats come back to fix it'. It's one idea I've heard bandied about more than once. IOW 'it's their shitshow, so let them do their worst. WE will pick up the pieces afterwards and there will be no mistaking who did this'. I don't personally agree, since irreparable damage will be done to: those on Social Security and Veterans (my household falls into those categories), but if I look at the bigger picture - it 'might' be a workable solution for younger people? Democrats don't have the votes in either House, not yet - and so many obstacles are in place to prevent ANY future voting. So, do we: 'Riot' like they would and did? Please suggest alternatives so I can wrap my brain around it all. Marching and protesting peacefully isn't doing much so far.
AMF? Gosh, I haven’t heard that one since I was in school.
An oldie, but goodie.
Or they and their families have all been threatened? And if Russia is involved with the strong arming it could be really nasty
If their families have really been threatened, then expose it. If there are emails, post them. If there are voice mails, play them. If there are snail mails, rocks through windows, display them.
This shadowy business of my family has been threatened is just silent speak for the Space Nazi is planning to use his Big Bag O’ Bux to mount a primary challenge against me.
If peoples’ families have really been threatened, then expose those people doing the threatening.
Oh Dana... you're likely right. There isnt a single elected official who has the ethics and integrity to do the right thing. :(
Bernie is a paragon of ethics and integrity and the Independent movement is growing
And that is brutally sad.
Exactly. I smell AIPAC.
Everyone believed that Jeffries was the next Obama, how’s that been playing out?
By the way — where is Obama these days? Or Bill Clinton? Or even G-Dubya, FFS? Why are we not hearing anything from them? 🧐
To be fair, Dubya did speak up.
Oh, I must have missed that.
Disaster. I heard him speaking a couple months ago (January maybe?) where he added the equivocation that he'd take action IF the Republicans did something illegal.
Jeebus on a skateboard.
They aren’t the democrats. We are! We hired them.
Jeffries is managing to copy Obama’s speech patterns and rhythm. But that sure doesn’t make him anywhere near as smart. I wonder how long Obama can continue to remain silent?
That means we have to RISE UP!
Complicity, for the billionaire class that walk both sides of the aisle Susan… no further explanation is required!!
We’re all waiting for someone else to go first I think. Or maybe because it’s winter. Spring should change things.
It turns out we elected mostly cowards who talked the talk but have no fire.
Time to get a bunch of new Dems and that, right quickly.
Jeffries, Schiff, Schumer, et. al. Aloha, shalom, AMF.
More AOC, Jasmine Crockett, Al Green.
Unfortunately, it's probably the same reason the R's aren't standing against him (except the one's that are totally on board). They're afraid of the Flying Monkeys and want to keep the money flowing.
My first reaction on hearing (From Jeff) about the Declaration of Independence whim was, Can Trump even read cursive?
My response to the Declaration of Independence being moved was a loud and resounding NO ! Scared the shit out of my cats.
Lol good point! 👍🏻😂
He wanted the Declaration of Independence in the Oval Office so that he could pack it up and take it to Merde de Lardo if and when he leaves the White House.
Jeff, I’m willing to bet that Barron got rejected from Columbia and it’s costing them $400 million.
I like this theory
Can you get your crack sources on it?
Or maybe Himself was rejected. He started at Fordham before transferring to Penn. What a blot on Penn. Ugh. My husband and I are both Penn grads.
I guess his father's money didn't talk at Fordham.
You're in good company as long as you don't run into any raccoons down there.
Well, the raccoons are basically nocturnal and the bunnies like to sleep at night, so I don’t think they run into each other very often.
Well said Abbi!!
A particular campus or the whole system? I think we have nine campuses.
They did that last year. I stopped donating to the University. Of course, correct speech has hit the university in a big way, for example, I think my department, Classics, is now Ancient Greek and Roman Studies. No one asked me.
Kennedy Center announces first program:
Kid Rock performs novelty songs of the 20th century
Laura Ingraham sings Tomorrow Belongs to Me
Hog calling contest
Stars of WWE perform dramatic readings from The Fountainhead
Tommy Tuberville gives a one man heartwarming tribute to the horrors of the Civil War and how the African Americans caused it.
We could do this all day.
And should, Ann!
hahahah
Welcome to the Dump version of the Ahts.
Seems ole Tommy might have a few raccoons at loose. Now about the silly rule about helmets & football…
Ted Nugent sings whatever songs of his lauding the wonders of underaged girls until they pull the plug on his mike halfway through the song
Axe throwing is a popular high brow pastime for Magats and Magettes.
That’s one way to get rid of a few maggots.
Don't forget the gay gay-denying members of the Village People singing their one-hit wonder "YMCA." Plus, all performances required to begin and end with Ave Maria, another Spanky favorite.
Nice Ann keep ‘em coming!!
Didn't Trump say he would attend if the programs met his "standards?" In that case, expect the audience to be filled with Republican toadies who know they need to be seen to prove their loyalty.
But how will they manage those ever popular monster truck rallies at the Kennedy Center? Maybe they'll just do motocross events instead.
He has no “standards “.
Whether it's hearing or reading, Dull Donnie's aphasia is getting worse. He's mixed up windmills and windfall profits taxes; transgender for transgenic mice, and now fentanyl for federal. His brain is becoming so pudding-like his aides have had to ban Ron DeSantis from the White House.
Also, I refuse to believe that caption 'Fist Lady' was an accident. Bravo, anonymous hero of the resistance! 👏👏
He also thought a reporter said “GPS” when asked about “TPS” (Temporary Protected Status) for Ukrainians currently living in the US. He’s losing his hearing as well as whatever is left of his mind.
Whoa! Thanks! I'll add that to my growing list of Demented Grandpa-isms.
Thanks for the “pudding fingers” reference, Jane. One of my favorite DeSantis’ charms.
I can't decide whether he'll be most remembered for his pudding fingers or his white go-go boots. What a freaky character he is.
Omg. Those boots. Go ahead…I dare you to not think of Nancy Sinatra and “These Boots Were Made for Humiliating”.
He was such a pretty princess in those shiny white boots, wasn't he?
With 4 inch lifts!
I fucking love the "white boots" !!
NoBody despises Meatball ron any more than I do but in his defense those short white boots are worn by fishermen and fish house workers all over Florida and the world. But Man do they look foolish on the little short Fuck!
Well yeah. But optics are everything. Remember Dukakis’s helmet? That was a helmet worn by good soldiers everywhere. But Dukakis looked like a doofus in it because it isn’t his. Didn’t represent him. I think he even had a shirt-tie on under the flak vest?? This guy looks like a bootfus because the boots belong to the workers who need them. Not him.
Yeah, but the problem for Meatball was that his clearly came straight out of the box, they'd never seen so much as a splash of mud before he pranced around in them - on dry pavement.
Same, Jane!!
Emperor Dipshit is so brain dead that he can't understand that 95% of what Jefferson wrote about Mad King George applies directly to Emperor Dipshit's reign of error.
Jeff, I laughed today.
At first it came out kind of croaky, and scared me.
Then, I remembered humor, and it turned into a long, hard, belly laugh-think Scrooge when he turns nice.
Thank you for your post today—desperately needed!
He's too vain to wear glasses as well.
" That's my wife ", in a photo, nope
that's E Jean Carroll
I’m not sure if it’s his vision, or the drug addled mind that creates delusional thoughts Kristy!!
BOTH
I just spit my coffee!
Hard core, Kristy and Ellen! You too Patrick!
Trump's ultimate cover will be about six feet of dirt and gravel. If all the people who worked for 50 years already and just want to be left the fuck alone find out that they don't get Social Security anymore, Trump will find his ultimate cover real soon along with President Musk.
The mainstream press is going to fall, along with all the fucking insane Republicans. Were they elected to do all they can to destroy those that elected them? In Trump World that's the ticket.
In my 73+ years, the Republicans always were pulling some shit. Cheating in the elections. Pushing some CIA action in a nation far away. Refusing to pass legislation that improved people's lives or made life safer. Crooks? Yes, and worse.
I hope to be here another 15-20 years and still do what I do now. And be left alone.
100%. Which is why it's such BS that self-proclaimed "libertarians" are part of that party of lying shitbags. Leave everyone alone is supposed to be part of the libertarian creed but they are all actively oppressing women, LGBTQ+ people, anyone in a marginalized community, anyone they disagree with. Their libertarianism only applies to deregulation so the modern day Robber Barons, the tech billionaires, can steal us blind.
Jeff, and Donald said “shut up about the cost of eggs” reposting a Charlie Kirk post on his shitty Truth platform…..continuing, Donald is savings us billions. All I can add is when, where and how is he saving billions? And now I see the UFC welcomed those criminally indicted Tate brothers at an event last night… because criminals enjoy being surrounded by criminals…. Just ask our King.
It takes a real meatball to buy what Drumpf and President Elmo are selling. I’m sure Ron DeSantis is down!
Pure mafioso culture going on there!
So since this is not the first time I’ve seen something like this happen, I’m guessing Donnie’s hearing is going. He’s probably too vain to want to wear a hearing aid, or to get tested because it would mean admitting he’s old.
That “assassin” shot his hearing off.
It was a lot closer than we thought, because if the shooter had hit his ONE functioning brain cell, end of story
Yeah, but that one brain cell would be hard to target, since it floats around in his empty noggin all day.
I’m hoping he’s still taking as much Adderall as he wants.
Unfortunately, a failed opportunity was lost… damn psyops training!!
No training whatsoever. I sometimes think about all the Secret Service people around Dumpty and Elon and wonder what if one might just do the right thing. But no.
I had high hopes for the golf course shooter .....🫤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Laura and Maria will bring culture — the Fox News culture. The Douche bros should sell that building since now it’s a superfund site.
Okay, so the MAGATS are terminally stoopid, we can all agree on that. But are they also incapable of music appreciation? Lara Trump singing? Are their ears stoopid too?
Their heroes are Kid Rock and Ted Nugent. I think that answers your question.
That is some horrible shit right there, Kay-El, and if I ever hear that supremely tainted “God Bless the USA,” by Lee Greenwood again, it will be too soon!
Taint is the right word
🤣🤣🤣
Imagine that song being your legacy. 🤮
Well played Kay-EI!!
I’m seeing a maga musical built around 🍊💩’s favourite tunes….🤮
There are a lot of choices: https://www.songfacts.com/category/songs-about-liars-or-people-who-are-fake
nice list - about 75% of those artists i never heard of!
"Live at the Kennedy Center Let's Do A Music!" Featuring the Kristy Noem Dancers doing their world famous Horse Jerk!
There is an old saying "If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit".
However, that assumes a bit of cleverness on the person. In trump's case, he knows he can just regurgitate a constant stream of inane lies and moronic bile and his cult will lap it up.
The “dumbing down of America,” starring FAUX News, has been a huge success story in MAGAT land.
“Since storming back into office, Mr. Trump has used a dizzying rhetorical tactic of shifting positions like quicksand, muddying his messages and contradicting himself, sometimes in the same day. The inconsistencies have presented the American public with dueling narratives at every turn, allowing people to pick and choose what they want to believe about the president’s intentions.”
Am I to believe that the compromised NYT is now allowing a little truth to slip through? This is not consistent with the messaging preferred by the muthafuckin’ billionaires!
Is is possible that NYT realizes a little late that they don't wanna become TASS?
Oy, vey we is fucked.
So very fucked…..☹️
Two bits says the Declaration of Independence either ends up in a gaudy Maralago Shitter, or for sale on ebay
I thought maybe he'd burn it and then deny it ever existed in the first place. All the other copies and mentions of it throughout history are fake news.
That was my first thought too.
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nah bro. He’ll gift it to Putin. They’ll laugh uproariously. He’ll do it in person when Putin visits the White House.