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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Angry Jeff shoved Funny Jeff into a locker this morning and wouldn't let him out until after this post was published, sorry

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drosophilist's avatar

I don't blame Angry Jeff. This shit sucks.

It was painful to see footage of the reopening of the magnificent, majestic Notre Dame Cathedral marred by the presence of that piece of orange garbage.

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Derek Smith's avatar

I bet they had to open all the windows to air out the stink from his XXL Depends™️.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

He looked exquisitely uncomfortable, the poster boy for MAGA isolationism.

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D Kitterman's avatar

He specifically appeared to be straining a bit to push out a fart enhanced loose pile at Notre Dame. Bet that was yummy. Just look at his face, you can practically read the "urgghhh, ahhh" expression on his face.

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arne link's avatar

That photo did give me a tiny twinge of joy. He is a disgusting person.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Industrial depends 🤔?

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Marcie's avatar

And once again, he avoids being struck by lightning. That pisses me off big time.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Yes, Marcie - Which reminds me of Twain’s remark: “It’s not that there are too many fools in the world, it’s that the lightening isn’t distributed properly.”

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kdsherpa's avatar

Twain said that?! Marvelous!

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Susan Burgess's avatar

It was attributed to him. Not sure he really said it.

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Marcie's avatar

Perfect!

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Teri's avatar

Susan, OMG, how has that A+++ superb quote been all my life!! Thanks for sharing.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Perfectly played Susan!!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Which merely confirms my theory of an absentee, "gone walkabout" deity.

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Deb Martina's avatar

Me too Marcie... me too

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Lisa Dekker's avatar

Yeah just reading his name, next to “in Paris” was jarring, never mind “in Notre Dame”. And then the clip showing the collective revulsion of the other guests, at whatever the hell the orange toad was saying. Holy merde!

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kdsherpa's avatar

Wasn't that marvelous?!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I believe he was reproducing the call of the barking tree spider. Or it was Morse code for "I could give a shit."

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Le mot juste, trou de cul Lisa!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

How was he even there, he's merely the president-elect?

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SPW's avatar

I’m really kind of surprised that the great cathedral didn’t come crashing down around his fucking ears.

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josephebacon's avatar

I can hear right wing Pulpit Pimps saying "Yes God's Anointed King speaks in tongues to prove that he was anointed by Him to bring Murka back to Christ!"

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Susan B's avatar

Just wait until the 250th birthday of our country with him basking in our limelight. What a travesty

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josephebacon's avatar

That is depressing but true July 4th 2026 will be nothing but one big celebration of God's Anointed King Over Us. It will be an endless nationwide Trump asskissing. And it's gonna make me 🤮

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Nightmaher's avatar

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he will be indisposed!

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arne link's avatar

I still believe that he will be "martyred" in service to the lord.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

...permanently!

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T L Mills's avatar

🤯🤬🤬🤬😢 I just can't hit "like" for your comment...but I agree!

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

My guess is that JD and the oligarchs will have disposed of the Donvict long before that anniversary.

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SPW's avatar

There won’t be much to celebrate unless the Senate finds it collective spine and tells him to fuck off with his cabinet of misfit toys.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh that is a brilliant moniker!

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skangirl's avatar

Ironically (and also a travesty), Gerald Ford was president during the US bicentennial--a man who had never been elected to a national office.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

But he knew how to quid pro quo a pardon for Nixon. And THAT is what Gerald Ford was doing in that position.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They only put him in as VP, because he was a good tool, who did what they told him to when he was on the Warren Commission.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

Yep, the lone gunman finding.

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Teri's avatar

I choose NOT to see dcon around. Lightning, catastrophic cardiac incident..

the reasons are endless!

🪟☣️🥤

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Charles Austin's avatar

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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D Kitterman's avatar

Just wait and see if that orange bastard doesn't throw a big July 4 tribute to Himself with tanks and military marching down Pennsylvania Ave. If we are really lucky, he'll do it in Floriduh.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Surprised the roof didn't start to cave in when he walked into the cathedral. You'd think that someone in the Catholic spirit world would've remembered his brilliant suggestion of using aerial water drops to help put out the fire.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

He probably has 666 on his scalp! That’s why he wears that ugly hair combed over!! The Demon and his Demon cronies!!!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Or what Jeff likes to say, that piss-stained badger pelt.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Now that’s funny 😆 thanks for making me laugh!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Glad I could help.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You know in the way-old days they used urine, to bleach things.

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Eileen's avatar

Why the F was Trump at Notre Dame? He gives two fucks.

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Robert R's avatar

Talk about the UGLY AMERICAN ! You can bet your ….I-mean his ass that shit stain he burnt into that brand new wooden P - ew will last till the next rebuild ,god damn lucky the place didn’t reignite! 🔥Holy shit !💩

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Wouldn't be surprised if they have to re-consecrate the place now that he's been there.

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PTW's avatar

Exorcism needed.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Love it!

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!

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Teri's avatar

Right, he doesn't give two fucks. It's the cameras, the heads of state, the TV!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Indeed Eileen! Paris has far too much class, to have invited the old orange rotting sack of lab grown meat to the grand reopening of Notre Dame!!

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arne link's avatar

"Cause everyone else was there". He had to go because Biden and his wife were invited and attended.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Attention.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Apparently he gives two shits.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m guessing more like 4 or 5. His diaper doth runneth over

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D Kitterman's avatar

Where's Mr. Wet Wipes? Calling Mr. Wet Wipes!

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!

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kdsherpa's avatar

Kay-El, you always crack me up!

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m funny that way. 😁

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Because he's an attention-whore, who is so out of it, he thinks he is still president.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Agreed 100% dros, a beautifully crafted and recently restored work of historic architecture, stained by this diaper wearing, drug addled, doddering old mobbed up dotard!

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kdsherpa's avatar

FOTFLMAO! What a GREAT description!

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Patty Smith's avatar

I so agree. It turned my stomach. I couldn't watch it.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

And I'm so angry about all this talk of privatizing government agencies that they basically just want to get rid of that I could scream. The way to destroy an agency is to privatize it - sell it to some billionaire like it's a new toy he can break. They need to just leave their greedy incompetent hands off our stuff!

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Marla's avatar

I’m surprised that Norte Dame didn’t reignite when he walked in.

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Trump looks like a kid with ADHD who can't sit still for two seconds.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Actually, please tell Angry Jeff that he was giving us important information and therefore he did the right thing.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

It's OK, Jeff—your reality meter is working. Indeed, why the **** are you apologizing?

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Yes, no apology necessary!!! I’m angry as F—k!! More angry than I think I have ever been!!

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arne link's avatar

We thinking people have to pace ourselves. It's going to be a long, miserable time for America.

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T L Mills's avatar

Angry Jeff has good reason to be angry. Just seeing Trump's disgusting boorishness with his stupid overcompensating handshake was enough to piss me off...let alone the media's stupidity in sanewashing EVERYTHING--especially when it sugarcoats and sane washes what doesn't need washing of any kind.

Facts is facts and factual news is important to have. It does NOT need to be made more palatable for the unbelievers, as they won't believe anything negative about their idiotic "Dear Leader" anyway

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kdsherpa's avatar

It's looking like "factual" news is becoming an oxymoron. kellyanne's "alternate facts" have become our new reality. (Stuns me, how fast that happened.)

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Teri's avatar

dcon does the overbearing handshake so often. WHEN is everyone ignoring his outstretched hand with every intentional lame excuse "sorry, donOLD, my hands are injured" or prewrapping both hands with gauze "sorry, leprosy".

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T L Mills's avatar

Love that idea!!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Question to me is, why don’t they have a piece of carpet tacking with double sided taped to their palms for the task Terri??

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Teri's avatar

Patrick! Bravo!! 🏆🏆🏆

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That's what "Vampire gloves" are for.

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kdsherpa's avatar

YES!

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOVE the leprosy excuse!!! I was thinking of being a big more straightforward, e.g., "What are you doing, Donald? Are you trying to break my arm?!" and "OK, Donald. Now it's time to let go of my hand. Thank you."

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shee-rah's avatar

Too kind. The next time the diplomat should just jerk down his entire arm.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Good memory, you.

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Kay-El's avatar

I like the writings of each twin.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Kay-EI!!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

💩💩💩💩 I nominate *shitfuckery* for the word of the year for 2025. 💩💩💩💩

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I liked shitbag as well 😂 along with many others of course!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Sometimes anger is not only justified, but required.

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Jane John Jones's avatar

We should all be the angry version of ourselves. These rapacious black holes of greed will stop at nothing to not only "get theirs" but to get OURS too. We are simply piles of meat for them to feast upon. They are the definition of evil vultures.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I am already the angry version of myself!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I'm always the angry version of myself.

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Ingrid Robertshaw's avatar

Jeff! you have the absolute measure of angry. I like it. I have that too. Completely healthy and a propo.

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Susan B's avatar

Shout it from the rooftops “angry” Jeff. Personally my blood boils every time I see him

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I was beginning to worry about being pissed off so much. Nah, it's fine until I stroke out.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

*hugs* I know how you feel.

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Greg Conners's avatar

As long as Angry Jeff is available, he may want to look into something called mutual-to-stock conversions, or "demutualization". The insurance industry started moving away from non-profit models under Reagan, and here we are. There is a letter on my stack if you are interested. Or ask Bob Reich.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Reagan fucked the 99% royally. What an asshole

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Think about how we Californians feel! He was our governor for eight years, too. And those students whom he had tear gassed from a helicopter...

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Shit piles everywhere 💩

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

And even on leftist sites, some idiots will chime in like they STILL worship him.

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Teri's avatar

Greg 🤢. I have no idea what that word means, but I subscribe to Rbt Reich. Meanwhile, being financially challenged, I wonder if crypto is real money, and our American cash will become obsolete. Or is crypto like baseball cards?

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Greg Conners's avatar

As far as I can tell, baseball cards are worth more than crypto.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Crypto is imaginary money, made by burning huge amounts of electricity, for computers to build "blockchains" It is kept flush by criminals, who use it to hide their ill gotten gains, they keep the price artificially inflated to suck in greedy fools.

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Kay-El's avatar

Great explanation

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

You can't see it, touch it, smell it or chew on it. It's not tangible. It's a way of laundering money, or hiding it. It's not cool, or the next best thing.

I am not doing a good job here. Sorry.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Crypto is still iffy. Get rich quick fanboys tout it but its very nature lends it to be used for sketchy purposes. It’s also very volatile and there have been numerous incidents of shady behavior- i. e. Mount Gox, FTX, Binance. If you are needing to be careful with your money, I would stay away from crypto.

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Jon Notabot's avatar

Uh.. you're sorry for writing THE post of our dipshitted times? I'd wear the entire thing on a T-shirt.

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Burke's avatar

Thanks for this alert Jeff! The first challenge for us non-billionaires is to see and understand what is happening. Guides like Anne Applebaum and Bill Browder reveal the New Autocracy. Read about Browder's lawyer Magnitsky and the Magnitsky Act. It's the law that allows the good guys to fight against the bad guys. And it will probably be cancelled under Trump so the bad guys can go back to killing and stealing without fear of accountability.

There are moral billionaires and there are Bad Faith, amoral cheaters. The billionaire cheaters have a mutual protection club. Musk, Putin, Thiel, Trump, Kim, Maduro, Orban are all pals in this club. National boundaries and political and religious philosophies take a back seat to their personal desires and self-preservation. We live in a world now where the "national interests" of countries are directed by immoral autocrats. Not the needs or will of the citizens. The cheaters behave like parasites. Sucking the life blood of the hosts, the serfs, the marks, the suckers.

Elon bought Twitter for $41 Billion so he could use it as a propaganda machine. He spent $250 million to help Donald get elected. $45 million was used in a cheating message campaign: Impersonations of Kamala. Lies about her policies and plans. AI images and words, directed to groups and individuals, designed to deceive the ignorant and keep them from voting. It worked! 6 million voters stayed home. This was election fraud. But it has not been prosecuted. So we, the serfs, are letting Elon take control of our government. For the paltry sum of $250 million!

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Jennifer Lennox's avatar

Yes! It's true. And truly terrifying. These autocrats don't care about us working stiffs or ordinary people and it's about time we realized it.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

There is nothing funny about any of this. We’re all angry. You’re entitled to your fury.

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Kate's avatar

I love Angry Jeff just as much as Funny Jeff, more apparently because I just finally subscribed.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Me, too! Don't you wonder what we missed?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He's worth every bit of whatever we pay him, and so much more!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

That's okay, Angry Jeff, it's really okay. We all understand and sympathize. I'm pretty sure Funny Jeff understands.

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Teri's avatar

Funny Jeff needed some time off. Welcome, Angry Jeff!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Lead the way, Angry Jeff.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Oy, gevalt. Nevertheless… I love this fucking country and I ain’t gonna give it up to these fuckweasels. Full stop.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

100% accurate

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍🤟

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shee-rah's avatar

Especially one with the name of Shervin Pishevar.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Angry Jeff? Something to really piss you off… Julia Davis Russian TV the other night. Their premiere show (similar to The Five on fox) commenting on Donald’s picks ….they are ecstatic because “they will tear down America brick by brick” WTF? That should piss off everybody.

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T L Mills's avatar

It should scare the hell out everybody.

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Jane John Jones's avatar

"Fear is the mind killer" We can't afford to let ourselves be terrorized. That's what they want. To terrorize us so we are triggered into Fight (gun us down in the streets when we protest or riot and invoke the Insurrection Clause) Flight (yay, good riddance to bad rubbish all you ex-pats - they will say) or Freeze (that's right you plebes...just sit there paralyzed while we suck the life and resources out of you)

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Fear IS the mind killer. Let’s see how THEY like it.

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Charles Austin's avatar

YES!!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Don't be fearful, be pissed off. Fuck being afraid.

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Deb Martina's avatar

I'm with you Doc. Joyce Vance posted an article and many readers were acting scared of orange mussolini and his gang of minions. Wanting blanket pardons...really? Said they were afraid to post anything negative. I'm not afraid, I'm angry. Fuck them all.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Half this country has the IQ of a pile of bricks and doesn't see what's obvious to the rest of the world -- that Trump and his oligarchs want to establish a "kakistocracy," government by the worst, the least qualified men.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👆👆👆👆🎯I mean they have only been telling us what they want for a decade or so.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Out of the mouths of babes like Kashyap Patel no less Fastball!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

As if they'll ever hear it, when they are glued to Fox-propaganda channel. The rest of us already know, because we're paying attention.

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Pamela's avatar

I live in France and was absolutely appalled when Pres. Macron invited that piece of shit to the ceremony. I am not religious but was praying that fuckface would be struck by lightning while sitting on his fat ass in Notre Dame.

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T L Mills's avatar

I pray he'll be struck by lightning whenever he golfs. Or a CVA....or a myocardial infarction. I'm not picky.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

I’m not either but I would be thrilled if he was so physically incapacitated but cognitively aware enough to see that he is reviled as he drools and he could do nothing about it.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

That has always been my favorite scenario; incapacitated but still aware of his terrible circumstances

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Juli's avatar

Yes! Don’t let him off the hook with a quick demise!!

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kdsherpa's avatar

You're mean! (LOL)

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Crystal M's avatar

Like Don Tio Salamanca in Breaking Bad. Jut ringing his little bell while hunched over and drooling. He's already got the diaper part down.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Or RSV. Heck, I'm not picky either.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

sadly, I don't think we are that lucky.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

220, 221, whatever it takes.

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Mark Nelson's avatar

😁 nice! Loved that movie!

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Dina's avatar

👏👏👏

A line I haven't heard in a long, long time!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

🤣🤣 Forgot how funny that was.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Hannah, that’s one of those sort of obscure movie references, you get it or don’t? A lot of inside jokes among family members and friends come from this kind of stuff 😄

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Pancreatic cancer, please.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

No. My dad died of pancreatic cancer. I literally would not wish it on our worst enemy. Something else, please.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

It's too quick. I want it to last years. If I believed in hell, that would be a great place for him.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I was waiting for a replay of the scene in "The Omen," where he goes apeshit when trying to enter a church because he's actually the Antichrist

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kdsherpa's avatar

Oh! Wouldn't that have been GLORIOUS?!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

One of the gargoyle scuppers on the roofs entrance tumbles down to crush the malodorous codpiece before poisoning its hallowed halls would have been a great visual HI2!!

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I said he probably has three sixes on that fucked up head of his!! He is a demon!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

He’s far too ignorant Doreen, an evil monster indeed…birthed into the Genovese family with father Fred and Roy Cohn as mentors he’s as close as anyone can be though!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I thoight that as a FELON he couldn't set foot in France. Mon dieu ! Quelle merde !

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Marcie's avatar

Special dispensation, no pope involved.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Just POOP.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

😂😂😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Vraiment Kristy!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

☺️ Verdad !

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I bet you’re sure glad you don’t live in this shithole country right now!

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Teri's avatar

Pamela, my take is Canada's Tradeau going to MAL, now a Macron invite, will make him feel important and respected. Better that Macron is his "friend" to protect France.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Trudeau didn't want the felon stinking up Ottawa, because he has class.

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kdsherpa's avatar

It was tres degoutant! WHY HIM?!!! I don't get it.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Can't they "accidently" knock him in the Seine?

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff. An important reminder that any society that facilitates the accumulation of massive generational wealth is not serious about democracy, justice, and equality.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

We have the richest man in the world deciding what services regular people need to survive. Think about it…A man who could use some of his billions to end world hunger, and is instead, shooting himself up into space, just for the fun of it, is in charge of cutting the “fat” out of our budget.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

It's the Lord Farquaad attitude: Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Bingo.

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T L Mills's avatar

I know--the entire idea of two billionaires looking to "cut fat" is utterly ridiculous, just on the face of it...and then there is Muck himself, who is about as clueless, obnoxious and oblivious an oligarch as you could possibly find. And of course, there is his fellow billionaire, Ramasmarmy who is also an egotistical little snot and equally obnoxious. It is a disturbing scenario.

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kdsherpa's avatar

They are both disgusting excuses for human beings.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

Wish he WOULD shoot himself up into space!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

He could be the 1st astronaut to land on the sun.

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Deb Martina's avatar

Perfect 🤣😅😂

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Jennifer Lennox's avatar

Exactly.

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bruce somers's avatar

It's a myth Musk is the richest person in the world,and the American fascination with wealth,Putin,MBS,Xi,etc. probably have more wealth,one part of having an unquestioning dictatorship is when someone starts asking about how much money you're making...you disappear them.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Exactly Bruce, I just posted similar sentiment !!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Thank you! Putin just hides his better, he raped an entire country!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The media hyperbolic “richest man in the world” bullshit is nonsense Stephanie, but point well taken!!

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Doreen Garza's avatar

🤬🤬🤬

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You are mixing up the fuckwads, Bezos shot himself into space, Musk knows his rockets can blow-up, so has never gone. A terribly easy thing to do, as they are twin assholes. The rest of your comment is excellent and insightful.

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Dawna Borras's avatar

Too bad Macron didn't break his arm

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Teri's avatar

Refusing to shake d-con's outstretched hand will humiliate him. The other person putting both arms behind his back, hands clasped works too. Ignore d-con's attempt to shake hands 100 percent of the time.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

Or kicked him in the gonads!

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Dawna Borras's avatar

I would have love to see that 😂

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Linda Weide's avatar

However, I am sure that handshake will get plenty of airing in retellings at his dinner table.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He shakes hands like someone who is cognitively impaired, and has been told how it should work, but doesn't get it.

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T L Mills's avatar

Wouldn't that have been great?! I wish!

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Soon-Shiong is trying to give us his “directors cut” instead of the reporter’s facts

2. Running the US as a business has never worked (see Ronald Reagan and to a lesser extent Governor Terminator). The public sector and the private sector are not interchangeable.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

That seems so fucking obvious, yet here we are.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, but the Dunning-Krugerands will never get it, having no idea of the skills involved in either enterprise.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I was wondering if the people looking askance at The Donald in the Cathedral were thinking OMG - he really does stink!

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Anita Rosen's avatar

Maybe they were thinking, OMG, I can't believe he got elected again. 😲

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

💯💯💯

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Or "Why is that twat here?"

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Permian Extinction's avatar

Another mind reader! Actually it looks like he was filling the diaper at that moment.

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Derek Smith's avatar

I didn’t see the involuntary raising of nostrils indicating a noisome pungency.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The French are far too classy to let on.

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Robert R's avatar

Wouldn’t it be great if all the Frenchies wore respirators when meeting The Odiferous One ! They could breathe without gaging and blame it on the bird Flu 😷 the shit bird flu !😖😣🤧😷

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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MJ's avatar

Have to wonder if the look on the faces of people at Notre Dame wasn't half disgust that Trump is Trump and half disgust that Trump smells like Trump.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Wonder if he was wearing his new Trump toilet water, the latest in his endless line of merch merde.

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Robert R's avatar

Eau de le Pew !🤢🤮

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Doc Blase''s avatar

What we saw there was him creating toilet water.

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Permian Extinction's avatar

Stole the thought right out of my head.

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Callie Roth Welstead's avatar

I cringed when I read "privatise the post office". This happened here in Portugal several years ago and it is near impossible to get anything sent outside of the country. All the information about 'from' and 'to' needs to be entered online or in an app and if it is anything bigger than a document, the sender is officially an exporter who has to find the correct international identity code for the item being sent or, more likely, find a code that will go through even if it hasn't much of a connection to the actual contents of the package. Trying to send my sister in the US a tote bag for Christmas took 5 tries until I finally went to DHL and paid them to end my frustration. If one walks past the actual CTT (post office) location, there are usually no customers. The employees are standing around talking. That's because all of us now work for CTT. Just like we all work for the supermarket and the hardware store and....

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kdsherpa's avatar

Whew!

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Callie Roth Welstead's avatar

Yes - when I started to yell at the cat I knew my patience had reached the limit! I have been here 18 years. I used to send big boxes to Canada every Christmas and the people at the post office used to do what post office people do - they made sure it got there. SIGH.....

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

It is in our constitution, but they seem to not go by that old rag, anymore.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

Amazed that Trump didn't shove anyone aside to get his ugly fat face in front of everyone. The "handshake" is just so typical. What a flaming asshole.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

This is one of the most depressing articles I’ve seen lately, but I’m glad you felt no need to soothe us with a dose of AI-generated both-sidesing. Just keep giving it to us straight, Jeff! We can take it.

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Tracy S's avatar

"Angry Jeff" is accurate Jeff. Unless we wake up as a citizenry and put a stop to the erosion of our democracy and publicly accountable institutions, we will lose both.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

As I've pretty much given up on other news sources, I rely on Angry Jeff too. Also, Macron could take orange Caligula with one hand tied behind his back! GOD I'd love to see THAT!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

That ridiculous elbow-up handshake of his. I wish Macron’s security guys had grabbed and twisted Donnie’s stupid arm and then wrestled him to the ground.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Yes please.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Hell, Brigitte Macron works out, and could take the malodorous felon down.

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Chaiah's avatar

Then don’t read it. Don’t subscribe to it. Dont give it time. They’ve been sanewsshibg for months. Nothing new. It’s why I dropped my subscription.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

counterpoint: it's important to report on what they're doing, and to stay angry

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Kay-El's avatar

Exactly. You read it so I don’t have to. Thank you for your service.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Well said!

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Dina's avatar

And that's why Jeff gets some of my money.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Right On Kay-EI!!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Ditto.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Washington Post, front page, headline article: "Trump keeps his eye on developing situation in Syria, Monitors Effect on Relationship with Putin and Zelensky" (sorry, I had to paraphrase. Accidentally erased the actual quote) It's SO nice to know that our President is "ALSO" keeping his eye on this developing situation!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’m sure his coterie of mooks is watching Assad flee the country, knowing that their vapid demigod may have to as well!!

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Kimberly Sandwisch's avatar

“Coterie of mooks”! Love it! 😊

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kdsherpa's avatar

Your words to God's ear. (PUHLEEEZE...)

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kdsherpa's avatar

You bet!!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Respectfully, I don't care what they're doing.

I don't care what LA Times is doing, what WaPo is doing, what CNN is doing, the latest betrayal of MSLSD, hear some fucko bloviating on Meet The Depressed, or the Sinclair Buttphuque Group, Fuck The Nation, or any other billionaire-controlled agitprop front that tries to tell me what to think.

I don't need any of that crap to stay angry.

All I have to do for that is see a $30 piece of corned beef in the store and realize I made the same money 16 years ago as I do now. All I want to know is what we can do about it other than vibrate air molecules and electrons.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

This is the reason we come here daily because Jeff brings us the real news with an Enlightenedstyle twist!Thanks Jeff!!

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D Kitterman's avatar

Don't forget the fun cussing!

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Chaiah's avatar

They’re doing the same thing they’ve done for months. It’s nothing new. I appreciate what you’re saying, but will it do?

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kdsherpa's avatar

Um, staying aware of what the major media outlets are saying is important, is it not?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Not.

Makes no real difference whatsoever. If Dumpty starts sending trucks to pick us up, I'll hear the motherfuclkers and give 'em a thought-provoking welcome.

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kdsherpa's avatar

(tears...)

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Chaiah's avatar

As long as people acknowledge them, they’re getting what they want. We already know the crap they publish. It’s SSDD, so No!

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kdsherpa's avatar

I keep an eye on them, but I certainly don't pay a penny!! (i.e., don't subscribe) You can look online, but not pay.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Absolutely!!👍👍

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