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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in "Shit that Happened While I Was Writing This Shit" — actually, I have no idea. I was so focused on writing that I never once checked my social feeds, which is kinda rare for me. so tell me, what have I missed?

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Renee Good autopsy was released by her family/lawyers. What killed her was the third shot to her head.

Seems she likely would have survived had he not unloaded FOUR. BULLETS into her.

Gift article

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/us/renee-good-private-autopsy.html?unlocked_article_code=1.GVA.0BzN.fbZSXIxnJB8e&smid=url-share

arne link's avatar

He murdered her, plain and simple. We all saw it in real time. Now he's in hiding and no investigation is planned.

Blue Dawg's avatar

And now he's a new millionaire = W Thee F

arne link's avatar

I couldn't believe that horrible people sent money to his GoFundMe page. Maybe it was just one big donation by Thiel or someone? Does every man with a grudge against his ex-wife get off on seeing a woman murdered? I despair, I really do.

Linda Weide's avatar

I agree. There were several GOFUNDMEs in his name and while my group was trying to report them and get them taken down, some seemed to be fake ones. Grifters grifting off of tragedy. These people are all sickening.

barb's avatar

Given how many sick fucks there are who applaud what ICE is doing, my guess is that this assassin got many smaller donations although maybe some evil miscreant like Thiel kicked in a big one too.

Blue Dawg's avatar

Despair is the word, yes. Despair with a dash of hope. : )

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Thiel doesn’t have an ex-wife, he fucks his husband in the ass. The natural law does not apply to morbidly wealthy oligarchs like Scott Bessent and Thiel.

SethTriggs's avatar

Those are the people who voted for the pricktator because they want him to destroy the minorities they hate.

Diana Hembree's avatar

Bill Ackman sent $10,000 to his GoFundMe.

kdsherpa's avatar

SERIOUSLY?! PUBLICLY?!

Richard Von Busack's avatar

His lawyers will get every penny. Because if he doesn’t go to jail where he belongs, the civil suit comes next.

arne link's avatar

May it be the biggest civil award in history. Lord, hear our prayer.

HI2thDoc's avatar

True. But it burns me that this crooked DOJ will let him skate. Arrrrrr!

Madeline B's avatar

yeah .. about that ..... You see ,. the conscious nags on people who take lives for years until they are numb, broke, homeless and decide to exit stage left . ( and this applies to both accidental and intentional action. ) I hope you prediction on the civil suit is spot on.

Blue Dawg's avatar

I am loving that scenario!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

now that’s what I call justice

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

All those fat fuckers should be charged for not allowing medical help when immediately offered. Whether it would have helped we don’t know unless the coroner made that determination. It seems at least one shooting by Ice Is happening everyday now with about 12-20 trucks full of ICE agents jumping out and surrounding one person. If they slip on ice and crack their heads open, listen for angel ringing a little bell and giggling. .

Lisa Bieber's avatar

I hope he sees Renee Good's face every time he closes his eyes for the rest of his life.

Gayna's avatar
8hEdited

I hope he gets sick, goes broke and his wife leaves him and his kids hate his fucking guts. I hope he suffers the rest of his miserable Nazi life

Sharon Senkiew's avatar

And has a painful death.

Keith's avatar

i had something to say but FUK TRUMP has again taken priority.

all apologies ... but FUK TRUMP!

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Someone retain the descendants of that Mossad group who captured Eichmann.

Deb Martina's avatar

Internet Winner Today 🏆

DJ Headthrob's avatar

I'm just surprised they didn't accuse her of shooting HERSELF four times.

Keith's avatar

too busy investigating her widow's political connections and convictions

i gotta say it RELEASE ALL EPSTEIN FILES UNREDACTED!

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I'm sure that idea came up....

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

No doubt about it. Fucking liars.

Steve Kelly's avatar

The Great Amerikkkan Civil War is in full bloom. Thanks Trump….we already know that everything you touch dies.

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

Ah, I remember the good old days, when Reagan accused Judi Bari of planting a bomb under the seat of her own car, so when her pelvis was destroyed, that proved that all environmentalists were terrorists.

Betsy L's avatar

Suren once in the leg, pnce in the shoulder, and once in the left temple. Was she right-handed? This is all such a CF.

Mike Hammer's avatar

He won’t have a day of peace for the rest of his life if he’s lucky

Susie's avatar

Please please please let’s make it so! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

In a just world. Last time I checked his GoFundMe it had $700,000 in it 😡😡😡

AuntTeeFa's avatar

if the courts don’t prosecute him, the mob will

Cathy Rady's avatar

report indicates that the shot that killed Renee Good entered near her left temple and exited through the right side of her head.

at that point he was firing when he was NEXT TO her car, in no danger, and as she was trying to drive away. so, it wasn't self defense - it's clearly murder

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Exactly. His first shot? That one through the windshield where she then sped up? He hit her in the arm, which I suspected when I saw the photos after.

So had he just fired once, she’d still be alive. But he shot FOUR times, literally unloaded half a clip from his gun, at her.

This is why they are hiding him, he’s a murderer.

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

This is so sad and disgusting and I believe if those beasts let the man (on the street) who is a doctor help her, she may be alive today. They are Criminals.

Susie's avatar

Appreciate the share, Unity.

Walter's avatar

That is awful. It means that it was one of the shots through the window on the side at point blank range. So ridiculous and wrong. The AG of Minnesota says there is no statute of limitations on murder there.

Tess's avatar

Jack Smith started testifying…

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

You seen Jim Jordan go all shouty-pants?

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

That's not news. This clown makes me ashamed to admit I live in Ohio. But then I watched my fiery congresswoman Shontel Brown eviscerate ICE and I felt better.

Jan Moon's avatar

And, lucky New Yorkers: we're saddled with Chuck Schumer.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Why? He's got a great voting record and ranked just outside the top ten. I have Moron-o and Useless! Sometimes, I wish I was back home in Illinois, a state that protects the human rights of everyone.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Yeah, good voting record. Very reliable Liberal. Such a nice man, a mensch. But he's not "a war-time consigliere".

Gayna's avatar

Get him out!

Pam Humphrey's avatar

There is one good thing about living in Texas: Jasmine Crockett. She just kicked Republican ass!

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I’m recording it to watch with popcorn later - or maybe just the highlights with commentary on MSNOW.

Ellyn's avatar
7hEdited

Tip: just mute all the republicans- they have no real questions and just love to hear themselves suck up to the Don of Dementia.

One exception- the cannon/halligan clone from Florida that inadvertently made Jack’s case for him.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

An appalling Lunatic as Jeff calls her?

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Lucky you. My "representative" here in the DUCK DISTRICT *IS* #GymJordan. I don't think the little weasel has EVER visited my area, though.

Which is FINE. He can keep his DROOLING PEDO LOOKIE-LOO ASS as faaaaaar away from here as possible....along w/ his ONE smelly blue shirt & his ONE neon green tie (which, hilariously, my son once replicated, using DUCT TAPE 🤣).

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Oh I am SOOOO sorry. I especially hate that they drew Oberlin, Ohio's most liberal city, into his district. It almost feels like spite. I don't think he's ever seen among the peons though. I love that your son duplicated his tie with duct tape!

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Yeah....I know quite a few people, either *from* Oberlin, or who went to college there, who are pretty INCREDULOUS about that.

Cats 🐈🐈‍⬛'s avatar

texas has cruz and cornyn as senators. How lucky is that? They both are so far up dumpy’s ass, they will never see the light of day. Both are total pieces of shit.

Schnauzermom's avatar

Texas only has Cruz when the weather’s good.

Cats 🐈🐈‍⬛'s avatar

He’s gone now, but says he will be back. I am waiting for this, “Oh no, my flight is canceled.”

Joseph Luongo's avatar

They could have had Beto. Twice. Texas voters do not rank up there in intelligence

Cats 🐈🐈‍⬛'s avatar

You are so correct! Beto is currently on the road getting voters registered. Yeah, a lot of rural voters are the worst. We need to have large Democratic turnout to get these sucky repubs out of office.

Keith's avatar

beto is a kool sk8ter with more good sense than most.

what shame texans are ... they call their home Texas, another country!

really? good, build a fukin wall!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Beto has never stopped working to turn out voters, especially Hispanic voters. Speaking fluent Spanish is a good thing in Texas, although Cruz has openly and smugly boasted that he can't speak it very well. Remember when Beto wanted some debates in Spanish and Cruz refused?

Keith's avatar

how the inept lawyer attained his privilege of presenting case opinion to the USSC is beyond belief.

i have had better conversations with the damaged actors in my mind!

YIKES? nope, most were supplied and sponsored by our government.

a reminder from JEFF GRAY, the country's GOAT defender of our 1st AMENDMENT, ... PRAY FOR OUR HOMELESS VETS!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Just make sure you don't inflict Paxton on us.

Megan Ross's avatar

Gym Jordan is nothing but a panty waste skidmark. Gawd, he's just so incredibly stupid.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

He is a blight on humanity and a disgrace to Ohio. He's big on protecting sex offenders.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Right DOWN there w/ jd BOWMAN (I don't care HOW many times the little worm changes his last name - that's his name, & that's what I call him).

Kay-El's avatar

Watching it as I saw this

Linda Weide's avatar

Just pointing out that even though there is a deal to back off of the new tariffs that Trump threatened Denmark is getting rid of US stocks from their pension fund, and I know talk Europewide of boycotting US products. Everyone wants to defund the US, because with Trump in charge it is too dangerous.

Lise Buranen's avatar

I hope they do. Despite his supposed backing down on Iceland :) I'd like to think that by now everyone knows that he can't be trusted, ever, with anything.

Linda Weide's avatar

Lise, there are stupid people everywhere, or ignorant people who don't know what is going on, but otherwise most people don't trust him.

Recently, an American friend who lives abroad was eating in a restaurant with another friend and they were speaking English. A man at a table nearby said that he had lived in the US for a while and had had a great time and loved it, but he is Danish and everyone hates Americans now. He suggested that they not be too obvious by speaking English.

There are only about 120,000 Americans in Germany, so we are about the same size as the Jewish population here, and there is some overlap. Also, many of us are dual citizens, so a smaller amount who are non-military are just American. It feels horrid to be hated in the country you live in, but that is what immigrants might feel like in the US from certain countries. My husband did not.

Kim Steeves's avatar

I would be interested to know how would a complete ban of products from Europe would be noticed or affect the US?

Ellyn's avatar

I think the real notice would be Europe’s dumping of US bonds and blocking the broligarchs from allowing their tech to corrupt Europe. You’d hear the crash around the world.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Almost instantaneously.

Linda Weide's avatar

I am in a group that is organizing a boycott of US products. Others are doing this as well.

Gina's avatar

that big-O fat drug for starters (made in Denmark, ironically)

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

But also a lot of the insulin used in the US. It would take a long time to ramp up domestic insulin production to meet the need, and in the meantime, a lot of people would die.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Would that qualify #Bumblefuck for MURDER CHARGES? 🤞

Linda Weide's avatar

Denmark produces Ozempic and some other really used drugs, and they could say, none to the US unless they stop totally with the talk about owning or attacking Greenland. Denmark has also just divested their pension funds from US investments.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

I keep saying that Europe & EVERYONE else, should just take a few wks, & IGNORE the US - stop SELLING their stuff to us, stop MEETING w/ our officials, stop ACKNOWLEDGING #Bumblefuck in all news coverage, & etc.

W/ THAT egomaniacal, narcissistic, over-inflated EGO of his, the REVENGE-DRIVEN RAGE-BABY would be CURLED UP IN A FETAL POSITION & SUCKING HIS THUMB w/in DAYS, w/out the spotlight on him 24/7.

Hell - I'D be uncomfortable for a few wks, AND would PAY to watch him crumble!

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I hope they do. Money is the only thing that interests him

Richard Von Busack's avatar

And before I hear the kids yodeling about how Kelly is an old with a bald head: get off your apps and vote, and you’ll get younger candidates.

George in Atlanta's avatar

David Hogg. Oh, no, you have to be 35 years old to be President.

Reader/Writer's avatar

I love the idea, but I would be surprised if he wanted to do that.

Cats 🐈🐈‍⬛'s avatar

I started watching the Jack Smith hearing this morning and the repubs are such assholes, I just couldn’t listen to their fucking whining about how badly they think dumpy was treated anymore. I will get the recap later.

Christine Zepka's avatar

They really do suck!!

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Same here. I can’t watch this cabal of howler monkeys throwing feces at Jack Smith anymore.

Christine Zepka's avatar

Gym Jordan is a creepy mother fucker. Jack Smith is amazing!

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

Creepy doesn't begin to cover it. Have you heard what Sascha Riley / Sascha Barros said about him?

This is very disturbing to listen to:

https://lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-find

Megan Ross's avatar

Jack Smith is making fools out of the idiotic Republicans trying to trip him up with gotcha questions. They're failing miserably and I'm laughing my ass off!🤣🤣🤣

JOE P's avatar

Different day, same shit…repeat

Ron Davidson's avatar

They arrested two of the ICE church protesters -- the non-white ones, of course.

Clytie Rimberg's avatar

It is all so fucking embarrassing

Irascible Ink's avatar

Not from today, but today is the first I'm hearing about it. Buh-bye 4th amendment. It's been nice knowin' ya.

https://apnews.com/article/ice-arrests-warrants-minneapolis-trump-00d0ab0338e82341fd91b160758aeb2d

Keith's avatar

i learned a new word today ...

KAKISTOCRACY ... rule by the worst!

Nancy's avatar

the Jack Smith testimony and the republican grandstanding

Keith's avatar

i learned a new word this morning

KAKISTOCRACY

rule by the worst!

SethTriggs's avatar

It's a good thing for him that he's not a Democrat, else he would actually be responsible for not knowing anything about anything. As well as the asinine, insane threats.

Iceland, Greenland, it's all the same for him now. Threats for Canada? Throw it in. There's nothing left in his cranium except a slop of chewed, raccoon urine-soaked insulation and frayed wires. The best we get now is ignorant, bellicose word salad, tumbling out of his pucker.

I have to give Vladimir Putin respect; all he had to do was buy one sadopopulist asshole, and he ended up owning an entire party...and the United States as a result. What's happening to us is indistinguishable from a foreign invader taking over the government and turning us into a colony.

JWinfield's avatar

Can you imagine how a Democratic Prez would be treated doing 1/10 of this insane, vile garbage. But a Demicratic Pres would have been removed already. Media would be hounding daily..

SethTriggs's avatar

If this were happening under a Democratic admin, the Executive Branch would be staffed only with tumbleweeds by the close of business Friday. And the Democratic President would've been 25th Amendmented already.

Keith's avatar

bill clinton the rhode scholar used car salesman wasn't as criminal as donnie boy but took an oath he violated many times!

another national embarrassment/tragedy!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

True, because of NAFTA and the repeal of Glass-Steagall. But all of that pales next to Dubya's crimes, and none of it even approaches Rump's evil-doing.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

There are still a lot of adults in the world — Donny Fuck Up isn't one of them.

If you want to read about how NATO will go on, here's a great summary:

https://kathleenweber.substack.com/p/following-the-davos-debacle-can-nato

Lynn Purvis-Yund's avatar

so funny that NATO really will show how they help us by kicking him out

Mary de Ridder's avatar

Thank you for the link, Kathleen. Excellent read. Can only recommend it for we worriers. 😉

Mary Hall's avatar

Putin is the Chairman of the Rethuglican Party.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Rethuglicans were bought by Russia through the NRA. Putin owns them

Keith's avatar

my canadian friends and family are very concerned about trump.

he IZ an internationl world threat!

Gina's avatar

I'm a mile or two from the border, an hour away from 3 official border crossings (no mountains in the way)...most of us live close to the border...starting to give it some thot...defence dept making hypothetical plans...

Keith's avatar
6hEdited

i am in the process of moving my compound to northern minnesota

there are many properties on the rainy river INTERNATIONAL BORDER us/canada available that have attracted my pockets ... i'm biding my time until spring

i would have ZERO problems sitting on my front porch having coffee, using a rocking chair for it's design and toasting our neighbors to the north across the calming waters of the river rainy! all the while keeping my skiff loaded with survival backpack (damn, is that too much info? YIKES!

OH CANADA!

will canada offer/allow americans to come across to claim political refugee status?

Eileen's avatar

I think Putin bought Moscow Mitch and plenty other Republicans. That way they would not throw out his disgusting prime asset, Trump. In my opinion, they are all compromised by Putin.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

It’s the tape of his greatest hits that just replays in his empty head

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

The moron-in-chief is a loser

And he knows it, becomes a loud bruiser

"I'm an empty lost soul

I have no heart, just a hole

And my mind is a cockroach infuser!"

Please follow me on Substack!

HI2thDoc's avatar

The rest of the world sees so well

What his stooges here just can't tell

That the demented old codger

And bully draft dodger

Is execrable beyond just his smell

Steve in SoCal's avatar

"We gave Greenland back"

It was not yours to start with

"Where's my pudding cup?"

HI2thDoc's avatar

He never lets facts get in the way of his mendacious bloviating.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

"Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts."

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haiku heaven. Are you Nihonjin?

Steve in SoCal's avatar

はは、私は日本人ではありません。カリフォルニアに住むただの年老いた白人男性です。

Steve in SoCal's avatar

以前はもっと若かったのですが。😏

Keith's avatar

was donnie boy friends with america's dad, BILL the RAPIST COSBY?

Reader/Writer's avatar

Did you see the infusion bruise on his left hand? Must have gotten a doozy of a dose in the plane!

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Nice one! I love the three syllable and more approach.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I have to resist using the words lie or lies too often since that is his most obvious characteristic

Susie's avatar

Also brilliant!

Bob Bowden's avatar

Mixes up Land of Ice, Land of Green

The point of it all? To be MEAN

Didn’t win the peace prize

Just a prick with no size

That can’t hide the damned Scandal Epstein

Keith's avatar
7hEdited

that ignorant shit

flows fast like shit

that makes one need to shit

i say fuk that shit

from the punk standing in his own shit!

(poetry doesn't have to rhyme anytime cause it can be FREE verse!)

Bob Bowden's avatar

There’s no such thing as

Free Shit

Susie's avatar

Oooohhhhhhh! Very well done.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Another hit! 👏👏👏👏

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Why thank you! Would you like to subscribe to my Substack?

Susie's avatar

Damn! Brilliant! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

arne link's avatar

I am particularly annoyed with the Democrats who voted to give ICE ungodly amounts of money yesterday. They say it was to save FEMA but Crusty Gnome has already gutted FEMA. Let's see if FEMA responds to the ice storm coming to the southern (MAGA) states, huh?

Schnauzermom's avatar

I’m in North Carolina. People in the area that got wiped out during Helene are moaning about how FEMA let them down. What they don’t remember is that many of them listened to Faux News’s lies and chased FEMA out.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

👆🎯Yep, Biden had boots on the ground quickly. Trumpolini lied and said he never sent them. Once elected he dismantled FEMA and stole the funding.

Keith's avatar

there is an abundance of worthy dumbfuks here from the outer banks to the appalachian trail... wanna adopt a few?

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

No thank you. We already have plenty, trying to gum up the works.

Kristin Beauchamp's avatar

FEMA didn’t respond to the horrible ice storm in northern Michigan. djt just said nope.

Reader/Writer's avatar

Dems are always their own worst enemy.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Oh, man! I missed that! What a total cluster.

Eileen's avatar

God damnit! I can’t believe they released the money for ICE after all we’ve been through.

Jennifer's avatar
8hEdited

I'm old enough to remember Trump threatening to tax(?) NATO because they didn't pay their fair share of defending...things(?) like we do(?) But now he wants to know if THEY have OUR back? The hell. He's out of his damn mind. Literally, and I wonder how Karoline Leavitt sleeps at night for being able to lie so boldly that "he hit it out of the park" with his speech that got "rave reviews." My god.

Paula Dean's avatar

I'm beginning to think she's a Cylon. She looks and acts like a robot with only one program installed.

arne link's avatar

Two programs, she's a breeder.

Mingo's avatar

What a waste of estrogen.

Michelle Kenoyer's avatar

Or, to quote Courtney Love, what a waste of sperm and egg.

Pam Humphrey's avatar

What a waste of the poor kid.

Jennifer's avatar

She's had her soul removed, that's for sure. Which is sad for her kid.

Lise Buranen's avatar

And it's glitching pretty bad....

She Said It's avatar

I personally don't care if Leavitt ever sleeps again. The lies that bitch spews every fucking day make Sean Spicer look honest. Self serving, tainted, malignant, sugar baby. I hope every moment of her life after this nightmare ends will be torture for her.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Someone should remind Donny Demento that the only time NATO's Article 5 was ever invoked was in the wake of the 9/11 attacks. Our allies were there for us then. But, ya know, in his swiss-cheese mind, that doesn't count.

https://legalclarity.org/has-nato-article-5-ever-been-invoked/

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

"Rave reviews" MY ASS.

What happened after he finally shut his gaping maw, was basically a textbook definition of "a SMATTERING of applause".

Eric Smith's avatar

His mind is a vast cosmos of empty space, occasionally traversed by a cliché.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

The sudden flare of a defective match, then darkness

247kath's avatar

Ohh I like that analogy😁I can even smell the sulphur🔥🖤

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

Is it coming from his own bowels, or from the bowels of Hell? Could be both.

Paula Dean's avatar

Wow. Poetry! I ❤️ it.

Lise Buranen's avatar

Usually a mangled one.

Michael Schoonover's avatar

Regarding Icland/Greenland, my theory is that he doesn't even know which is which.

arne link's avatar

Of course he doesn't know the difference. Where there is ice it must be Iceland, right?

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

Everyone knows Greenland is the green one.

HI2thDoc's avatar

One of the earliest versions of the now-common tactic to falsely label something it is the direct opposite of in order to deceive the naive/uninformed/ignorant.

Leif Ericsson called it Greenland to get his followers to settle there. It was unbelievable harsh and difficult. The settlements lasted for about 5 centuries but then disappeared.

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

So interesting! Thanks for sharing!

HI2thDoc's avatar

I read a great article about those settlements in National Geographic some years ago.

Lise Buranen's avatar

Hence the United States.

HI2thDoc's avatar

"Make America Great Again" is actually "I will lie, cheat, rob you blind, and take away your food, healthcare, and livelihoods!"

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Often, for his PERSONAL gain.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

He has always been stupid dumb.

Kathy H's avatar

It's not even his lack of knowledge, intelligence, "thoughtfulness", it's how he wears his ignorance like a badge of honor, that he doesn't feel he needs to make any effort to be informed. Bush II was pain-inducing enough, Felon47's stupidity is deliberately abusive, breaking our minds to install his chaotic hell-scape reality.

Keith's avatar

possibly stupid dumb but more likely just fukin evil!

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

Maybe he really does want to annex Iceland, too - but if he comes for Björk, he doesn't know what he's getting himself into!

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Maybe her old swan costume will peck his eyes out.

Major Kong's avatar

When pressed on that Karoline Leavitt actually had a picture of an iceberg off of Greenland ready to go - "No he didn’t, Libby. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a ‘piece of ice' because that’s what it is. You’re the only one mixing anything up here.”

So you gonna believe, the Reichsminister of Propaganda or your lyin' ears?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yeah, I had Leavitt's tweet in the first draft but ended up cutting it for space

Deborah Hunter's avatar

She's really quite the toxic bitch for a woman her age. Take away her grandpa husband's money and I bet she'd lose the attitude.

HI2thDoc's avatar

KKKaro-Lying needs lip filler to better enunciate obvious bullshit in what she hopes is a convincing manner

Keith's avatar

can i use the C word or substitute it with the K word?

either way the message is the same

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

I refrained from saying what I was thinking in other corners of the internet, but here, I'll just say it - his coveting a "piece of ice" still isn't as creepy as his calling his own daughter a "piece of ass".

arne link's avatar

It's because of her that he loves to be called "daddy."

Keith's avatar

trump has managed to amass the largest population of dumber than fuk actors that prove everyday their lack of sense ... living proof there is no creature COMMON SENSE!

Charles Austin's avatar

That woman is as dumb as a fence post!😵‍💫😵‍💫

Keith's avatar

fence posts serve a positive purpose

HI2thDoc's avatar

A weathered, half-rotted wooden fence post infested with termites

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Karoline Lie-Vitt has to be one of the most embarrassingly sycophantic press secretaries ever.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

And trumpolini rhapsodizing about her lips "going like a machine gun." sounded more like oral sex, than propagandizing.

Kathy H's avatar

Beyond embarrassing, appallingly shameful. It is what they have perfected, no concern for reason or decency.

Michael Schoonover's avatar

Wow, the contortions they go through to justify/explain his words.

steve robertshaw's avatar

That's why they pay Lyin' Leavitt the big bucks. Lying just comes naturally to her. They say it's not really work if you love what you're doing!

HI2thDoc's avatar

Her contortion ability is how she landed that old rich hoosband

Keith's avatar

have ya noticed the quantity of prepared comments 'at hand' that serve as distractions redirected to personal attacks on those questioning?

HI2thDoc's avatar

I wanna a see a reporter ask him to find both of them on a globe. Of course, no one has the guts to do that

Mingo's avatar

It's been two thousand odd days and not one reporter has asked Jeff's question, "what the fuck is wrong with you" to Don the Con. Especially after his racist remark about wanting to see "Europe go good but it's not heading in the right direction." A big oofduh from the European press.

Keith's avatar

his appointments are not based on abilities, qualities or honesty, but how effective of a 'speed bump' a 'distraction', a 'willingness 'to be the next to be thrown under the grifter's bus

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

"Can it really be too small to find? Well, it usually looks much bigger when I use my Mercator Projection."

Flower Child's avatar

That silent, lone walk on that pathetic red carpet was epic

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

He can't walk straight. He's had minor strokes that have left him unable to fully control his limbs. Awwww. I send him all the best Clots and Stairs.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

My best laugh today. Thanks.

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Our earnest and daily prayer

arne link's avatar

I will hold that video in my heart forever. Did you notice at the end that there was a little bump that he carefully stepped over? Satan, call your son home! It's time.

Beth's avatar

That video made my day. And how pathetic is that?

Mps's avatar

A thing of beauty

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Two things drive all of this fuckwit’s actions: Money and Revenge.

Two drivers that are horrendous for any human—let alone a decaying fart bag.

No obit yet, if you do that kind of thing, keep praying.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

One of those notions they sort of pressure us into is the belief that wishing harm on someone harms yourself. Poor people world wide believe this, and some of the poorest go further and believe in the evil eye—supposedly those eye of Fatima charms can deflect it. But we’ve got proof it doesn’t work. How many millions want him to go join his ancestors ASAP? Maybe billions, some praying for it. And yet he staggers on, dung for brains and with loaded pants. I guess we can all hate him with a clear conscience, with a smile on our faces and a song in our hearts, waiting for the Angel of Death to do what living people failed to do.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Kudos for this one, Richard! Someone, maybe Patrick Henry, once said "Hope is the enemy of resolution." Sometimes Karma needs a kick in the pants.

Keith's avatar

thoughts and prayers ONLY give the wisher comfort

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

And Trump is super dumb. Just nothing there.

Susan Niemann's avatar

He just needs to fucking die already.

I called Schumer, Jeffries, and my two MAGA senators yesterday and left them a "strongly worded" message with some carefully placed swear words. 1) Defund ICE and 2) Did you guys guys HEAR that crazy, demented loon at Davis??? Be a hero and get Trump out of the White House. JFC. I just cant anymore.

Charles Austin's avatar

I can't believe that they approved those funds. 😡😡😡

Susan Niemann's avatar

Did they do it? I told them not to. LOL I hate everything.

Charles Austin's avatar

That's what I understand. Some bullshit about saving FEMA. Crusty Gnome already gutted FEMA.WHAT THE FUCK!!😡😡😡😡😡

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

He’s disintegrating before our eyes. There’s no way this is sustainable for three more years, right?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

it absolutely can't be sustained.

I saw a facebook comment a couple weeks back from Heather Cox Richardson where she predicts that by May, Donny will be demented to the point where it can no longer be hidden by his flunkies. I didn't bookmark it, tho. I should have, because now I can't find it

arne link's avatar

They will just tie him to a chair behind the Resolute desk and only let him bloviate from there. His public outings will be curtailed. I'm just praying to see him fall on his face in public. Oh, frabjous day!

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

He was clearly struggling for breath during the long bloviation at Davos. Failing lung capacity, maybe heart. The walk of shame down the pathetic red carpet was also clearly an excruciating effort for him. Hope he lives long enough to see the entire world dancing on his grave before he's even dead.

Mingo's avatar

Don't forget he had COVID and was hospitalized for low oxygen saturation. I wouldn't be surprised if he also had pneumonia which can lead to lung scarring and reduced lung volume. He looked like he was huffing and puffing lumbering on that red carpet.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The higher altitude at Davos probably challenged his lungs as well. But the ludicrous red carpet just accentuated his weakness.

Mingo's avatar

I forgot about the high altitude. Huffing and puffing more than usual.

Keith's avatar

i have ZERO sympathy for the LYING FUK!

George in Atlanta's avatar

That grave will need a drain installed to handle all the urine.

arne link's avatar

We could cancel the national debt if they sold opportunity tickets for that.

David M Marko's avatar

If there is a way to monitor his tee times that will be the marker. When he is no longer on the golf course you will know the end is nigh.

arne link's avatar

There was a brief vaycay from golf, it got my hopes up...

Mary Fedoroff's avatar

You know how puppets work, right? A hand inserted from below that moves the mouth and makes words come out.

Jane's avatar

Or crap his pants in public

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

His cultists already think it's cute to wear gold-plated diapers.

Of course, his pants problems may go back to when he was a lot younger, according to Sascha Barros / Sascha Riley.

arne link's avatar

Ah, he already does that.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Thank you. I’m climbing down from the ledge—for now.

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

I mean, they haven't been bothering to hide it effectively the whole time; they just lie and gasight and insist that 2+2=5.

Since every accusation from them is a confession, all their nonsense about Joe Biden being a Weekend At Bernie's-style puppet corpse is definitely a glimpse at their plans for the near future.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Absolutely. When you want to know what they’re planning to do, you just have to listen to what they’re accusing the Dems of doing--from rigging elections, to weaponizing the DOJ, to covering for a senile President—and you have your answer.

KO in LA's avatar

Everything substantive in this "framework" is already allowed under existing agreements or would require exactly the same Danish/Greenlandic consent as before. What he actually got:

- No sovereignty

- No treaty

- No signed agreement

- No guaranteed new basing rights

- No minerals deal

- No NATO commitment he didn’t already effectively have

- A verbal “framework” to talk about expanding Arctic/NATO security cooperation

- A political off‑ramp that let him claim victory and avoid a self‑inflicted trade war

Jan Moon's avatar

Is this "framework" akin to the "concept" of a healthcare plan he floated during the 2025 Debate? If so, we're all agog waiting for the result.

Molly Blue Dawn's avatar

I sure hope that his healthcare plan is allowing the US to become part of Denmark!

Ann Anderson's avatar

Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Rubio and Vance are waiting for the Final Collapse and the beginning of the Hunger Games. Rumor has it that Susan Collins is concerned. Every other GOP rat is working on their post-game strategy.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

LOL. "Rumor has it that Susan Collins is concerned." Now, that was funny. Can I steal that?

Ann Anderson's avatar

Hardly original, go for it.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I want to ask HCR why Maine keeps electing that birdbrain.

Mary Hall's avatar

She sounds brain damaged when she speaks. I keep waiting for her to choke to death clutching her pearls.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Collins votes as she's told when her vote could tank the Republican/Trump agenda. She votes to the left when her vote doesn't matter in the least, keeping the Trump agenda right where the Senate Leader wants it. She gets in front of the cameras and says things like "I think Trump has learned his lesson" which is right up there with "The check is in the mail" and the other half of that saying, which I'm too much of a lady to repeat (bwahahahaha).

Susie's avatar

I agree! Hilarious!

arne link's avatar

I sure hope that Maine gets rid of Susan and her pearls.

Keith's avatar

both are as useless as a screen door on a submarine!

Jen Boardman's avatar

I'm pretty sure his handlers put the red carpet down for Donnie so that he didn't wander away and get himself lost.

Michael Schoonover's avatar

America won't survive until the midterms. We need an impeachment ASAP. Not sure what happens with that circus of imbeciles and toadies after that. But you gotta start at the top and work from there.

George in Atlanta's avatar

What we have heah, is a failure to cognate.

The Dem excuse for inaction is that it's so 'vital that they get a sweeping victory in 2026'. They believe 'winning means we don't want to alienate any voters'. This is taken as gospel, no one will question it.

Fine, follow that line of reasoning into 2027. You've got a House dominated by Dems who are just and useless and cowardly as they are now. Worst, even, Schumer and Jeffries will then be 'vindicated' and all will rally around their brilliant leadership.

I dunno. Rank and file Democratic voters are getting madder by the minute. Looks to me like they'll melt the DNC down for parts and construct something new (oh god oh god, not in time for the mid-terms?!?! probably not.) That's because the 'they' now consists of a lot more than classic Democrats. Anti-fascists, apostate Republicans, Independents hopping down from the fence... there's a whole 'nother feeling in the air now. And Chucky Cheese has no clue.

Keith's avatar

how about a ALFRED E NEWMAN/CHUCKY CHEESE pairing for the '28?

Paula Dean's avatar

"Pocket Nazi"!! 👍

I'm torn on whether to use my door brace or not. It would definitely slow any brownshirts who think they don't need warrants, but it would also prevent EMT access if I should happen to press my emergency alert button. Normally, I only use it when I'm worried about the Housing Maintenance and Inspector folks letting themselves in while I'm slowly working my way to the door, or bathing/getting dressed. Privacy is hard to find in subsidized housing for elderly and disabled, though I'm grateful to have it.

As far as tRump's horrendous, humiliating speech goes, if Europe doesn't cut ties immediately, then they deserve their fate. I said the same thing about Americans after J6, and here we are.

The world is so fukt.