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Openly Fae's avatar

Imagine an intersection. In the middle of the intersection, there is a crisp, clean, unmarked $100 bill. Coming equidistantly from four directions are Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Faerie, and a reasonable Republican. Who gets the money first?

You.

You do.

BECAUSE THE OTHER FOUR ARE ALL FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION.

That will be all for today, class.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’ve been rooting for a Jeffries speakership for some time now. It’s not so far fetched in theory but in practice, Mission: Impossible.

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