The epicenter of the New Jersey earthquake was located two miles from Trump's Bedminster Golf Course. That says two things: God is taking aim at D-F-F, and God's aim is a little bit off.
Jeff, you are the best! So many laughs this morning. Your comment about Hucksterbee Sander’s outfit, “are you auditioning for a community theater production of Annie Get Your Gun?” Haha! Perfect!
she helps give America the shameless and embarresing reputation it already has to those who observe us around the globe...its such a sickening fact. Bat sh*t America would be a very accurate description of us here in the U.S. thanks to this type of crap
So true! I was embarrassed by W when I traveled for business in Europe but I can't imagine bearing it with Trump in office. Always feeling like you have to explain & apologize!
Dear Sarah: since you emerged on the global scene, you have dressed like a 12-year-old girl. I have mentioned this many times in various forums (or fora, in case my Latin teacher in heaven is watching). And yet you continue to do so. Which leads me to ask…after so many years in the public eye, have you at long last failed to acquire at least one gay friend to advise you?
I'm starting to think that was truly the beginnings of the abrahamic ones: so old men could justify sexual domination of teenage (or preteen in the case of Mohammed) girls.
Jeff it is rather hilarious that 3 Toed Madge goes on about this idea of repent considering the fact she allowed men, not her husband, to spread their seed while she was married… And now she plays with the trouser snake with some guy reporter on some MAGA TV network.. So Madge, let’s have a serious talk about repentance…. 🤮🤮🤮
Hey...I saw JJ Gray and the Mo Fro in Fayetteville at Georges Majestic Lounge. Didnt get a flavor of the town, but I think whenever you have a college/academics in the area, it might offer a higher level of intellect!
I’m at a loss for words.. the illiterate Repuklicants don’t even have a minimum grasp of the English language. And MTGangreene is dumber than a fucking rock. Then Sarah Sanders who looks like a dude just like GazapchoGangreene. I hate bashing on a woman’s looks but fuck they are fugly and what makes it worse is they’re dumb as dirt. I’m just shaking my head that people actually listen to these imbeciles and they believe them!! That’s what’s so shocking.. They believe their dumbass speeches. Inbreeding at its best🙄
You'd have to be a black-out alcoholic to want to bone Marge. I mean just listening to her nonsense would wilt the hardiest of boners. maybe he is deaf?
Probably has to be blotto to get some off marge. I sure would have to be. She’s what my late husband called a two-bagger. She needs two bags on her head in case one falls off.
Well THAT was hilarious! Huckleberry (oh, look my keyboard corrected Huckabee! )hahah…Anyway-what a sight for sore eyes and way to screw your state! Hasn’t any of these idiots attended AT LEAST an elementary school where we actually had science lessons and yes-the eclipse was in the units! I’m floored how many dumb people there are in power! Any three toes bf? Never heard of him—-but spewing forth bs is what she’s all about so I suppose they make a good pair. Your Bill Murray clip was awesome! Have a nice eclipse everyone…I think it will be cloudy in central Wisconsin but…it’s okay…I’ve seen eclipses before!! (with glasses!)hahahaha
Who says Sarah’s a hayseed? Two words for the logic behind her emergency declaration: matching podiums 😄 Now that she knows the power of elegant furniture she’s gonna spend a little of that emergency fund on another lectern — maybe a mobile one so she can take her “own the libs anti-woke” show on the road.
That one made me recall my Catholic Sundays when taking communion and Jesus would get stuck on the roof of my mouth. What are you supposed to do? No chewing!
4 minutes of rapture and mayhem huh? Yeah the wingnuts are going to explode 🤯 but everyone else is going to a party with funny glasses. They miss all the fun and I’m not mad about that. Chicken Little will also be crossing the road during this oh so wild few minutes.
Marjorie Trailer Queen thinks last week's quake was a "warning from God."
I hate to think she might be right. Considering that the epicenter was almost right under the first tee at Trump's NJ golf course—not far from Ivana's low-rent grave.
Oh, and this just in on Redditt:
"A woman came to our restaurant the other day with a friend, she was nice but kept trying to proselytize to me. She tipped $300 on a $40 bill and wrote on the receipt 'in case you don't rise on the 8th.'
"I've heard the same thing from some of my family members, these people genuinely think they're going to rise into heaven on April 8th."
I wonder how many like-minded believers have shed their wordly goods in anticipation of riding that stairway to heaven on Monday?
Declaring a state of emergency allows governments to issue contracts without bid and all other types of transparency workarounds.
Can’t wait to stare at the sun and witness the rapture later!!
so it's a way for Sarah to shovel more money at her cronies. I should have guessed
Yeah, bet she's throwing a $100,000 eclipse-watching party for her cronies!
And placing a large order of Hee-Haw dresses for all her friends.
Even Minnie Pearl looked better in her HeeHaw days than Shuckabee Sanders. I'm guessing she took fashion classes at Liberty University.
The epicenter of the New Jersey earthquake was located two miles from Trump's Bedminster Golf Course. That says two things: God is taking aim at D-F-F, and God's aim is a little bit off.
Jeff, you are the best! So many laughs this morning. Your comment about Hucksterbee Sander’s outfit, “are you auditioning for a community theater production of Annie Get Your Gun?” Haha! Perfect!
Sorry to say it, but her twisted face is pure malevolence.
Always has been.
Ditto for Greg “Let them drown” Abbott.
These people actually go to for-real churches !?! What a perversion of Christian ethics and values
Scary thought
Agreed--I came here to say it sounded like a grift
Yep 100% like the $ 19,000 Lectern?
In this state, you're not an adult until you have a criminal record.
But that's okay, because like half the state qualifies just based on their sexual habits.
🐑🐑🐑
Dadddddy
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Griftarama!!
That was to the sooper bowl; sanders and several of her closest ????
That’s an invitation to price gouging.
Thanks, I figured it was a grift somehow.
Exactly! She’s no brainiac but she knows how to work the system.
She learned from her dad; one of the best.
Kinda like the orange blob!
she helps give America the shameless and embarresing reputation it already has to those who observe us around the globe...its such a sickening fact. Bat sh*t America would be a very accurate description of us here in the U.S. thanks to this type of crap
So true! I was embarrassed by W when I traveled for business in Europe but I can't imagine bearing it with Trump in office. Always feeling like you have to explain & apologize!
Grift may be involved
Aha!! Thanks Caroline
Now it makes sense. No it doesn’t. But even worse that the emergency call for the Bat Man was that dress she had the guile to wear in public.
As for Alex Jones he should have a cell next to Trumps. He’s the epitome of filth, scum and stench from the bogs of hell
There is a fable about the boy who cried wolf... Maybe she should revisit that story
Dear Sarah: since you emerged on the global scene, you have dressed like a 12-year-old girl. I have mentioned this many times in various forums (or fora, in case my Latin teacher in heaven is watching). And yet you continue to do so. Which leads me to ask…after so many years in the public eye, have you at long last failed to acquire at least one gay friend to advise you?
😂😂😂🙌
😂🤣😂 that’s fucking brilliant Gini!!
The best! TY for that laugh!
😆😆😆
As in shabby chic?
time to call queer eye
He dressed like some college professors I had back in the 70's
😎😎
I’m ok with religious kooks getting raptured. As a favorite reel says, we can then move forward as a species.
O , wouldn’t that be loverly
One religious nut with a racist under each arm! Yeah, that could work!
I love how we pretend that society has progressed since the dark ages.
technology is linear. sociology is circular...
And religious based ignorance is the constant
The main purposes of most religions are:
To collect money.
To control their members through fear.
To indoctrinate their children before they reach the age of reason (grooming?).
To intimidate or kill those who are not members.
And to use and abuse little girls and boys.
I'm starting to think that was truly the beginnings of the abrahamic ones: so old men could justify sexual domination of teenage (or preteen in the case of Mohammed) girls.
Jeff it is rather hilarious that 3 Toed Madge goes on about this idea of repent considering the fact she allowed men, not her husband, to spread their seed while she was married… And now she plays with the trouser snake with some guy reporter on some MAGA TV network.. So Madge, let’s have a serious talk about repentance…. 🤮🤮🤮
Remember the Fox guest that read the tarot cards, regarding dump?
Love Eureka Springs... I hope they maintain their individuality and keep the nuts out!
Fayetteville is cool. College town.
Hey...I saw JJ Gray and the Mo Fro in Fayetteville at Georges Majestic Lounge. Didnt get a flavor of the town, but I think whenever you have a college/academics in the area, it might offer a higher level of intellect!
Blue dots in red oceans. Norman, Oklahoma is the same deal.
I think I picked a terrible day to stop sniffing glue...that $100k will end up for Trump's lawyers...Jeebus is coming?? I'll put out some snacks...
Jezuss is such a slacker, get off the couch , you lazy gamer, and prove us Atheists wrong. ! 😁
OMG that was Hilarious!!
I’m at a loss for words.. the illiterate Repuklicants don’t even have a minimum grasp of the English language. And MTGangreene is dumber than a fucking rock. Then Sarah Sanders who looks like a dude just like GazapchoGangreene. I hate bashing on a woman’s looks but fuck they are fugly and what makes it worse is they’re dumb as dirt. I’m just shaking my head that people actually listen to these imbeciles and they believe them!! That’s what’s so shocking.. They believe their dumbass speeches. Inbreeding at its best🙄
I see you're on a roll today, Bedhead.
You can’t fix stupid but this is Stupid’s inbred cousin..🥴
You got that right.
That's what happens when you crossbreed with sheep.
Baaaaa🤭
You went and insulted Dirt. For shame!
I did say sorry to the dirt before posting..😬
Well I should hope so.
Bee face looks like a heavy drinker. Hmm
He’d have to be…..!
His hair was done by helicopter blades. It was a near miss.
😂😂😂
That was my first thought. You would have to get drunk to do his job.
You'd have to be a black-out alcoholic to want to bone Marge. I mean just listening to her nonsense would wilt the hardiest of boners. maybe he is deaf?
OMG Natalie you gave me the best laugh of the day.
Probably has to be blotto to get some off marge. I sure would have to be. She’s what my late husband called a two-bagger. She needs two bags on her head in case one falls off.
Well THAT was hilarious! Huckleberry (oh, look my keyboard corrected Huckabee! )hahah…Anyway-what a sight for sore eyes and way to screw your state! Hasn’t any of these idiots attended AT LEAST an elementary school where we actually had science lessons and yes-the eclipse was in the units! I’m floored how many dumb people there are in power! Any three toes bf? Never heard of him—-but spewing forth bs is what she’s all about so I suppose they make a good pair. Your Bill Murray clip was awesome! Have a nice eclipse everyone…I think it will be cloudy in central Wisconsin but…it’s okay…I’ve seen eclipses before!! (with glasses!)hahahaha
Who says Sarah’s a hayseed? Two words for the logic behind her emergency declaration: matching podiums 😄 Now that she knows the power of elegant furniture she’s gonna spend a little of that emergency fund on another lectern — maybe a mobile one so she can take her “own the libs anti-woke” show on the road.
There’s so much fuckery afoot in AR I realize not everyone noticed Podiumgate last summer. I wish I hadn’t … https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/sarah-huckabee-sanders-defends-podiumgate-after-unusual-19k/story?id=104263678
It has been photographed only one time.
https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2023/sep/26/photo-of-gov-sanders-19000-lectern/
As attractive as her clothing choices.
People that have the God disease should not be allowed in our government.
"Jesus. Fucking. Christ. On. A. Bicycle." (as my mother would say when as young'ns we'd do something unbelievably inane.)
My Dad always said "Jesus H.Christ on a God damned crutch."
Sounds like quite a guy.
Or as my other favorite pundit Charlie Pierce says, “Jesus Christ on a Peloton!”
Hadn’t read that. Excellent evolution.
Or as we heard later, under a Peloton.
That one made me recall my Catholic Sundays when taking communion and Jesus would get stuck on the roof of my mouth. What are you supposed to do? No chewing!
I'm surprised that ol' Stinkeye Sarah didn't try burning some LGBTQs at the stake to maybe avoid the judgment-rendering eclipse.
Arkansas where April Fools Day is 365 days a year.
Jeff , at first i thought it was a Joke, you were pulling our legs, but Nooooopppe!
This is Soooooo Sad!
4 minutes of rapture and mayhem huh? Yeah the wingnuts are going to explode 🤯 but everyone else is going to a party with funny glasses. They miss all the fun and I’m not mad about that. Chicken Little will also be crossing the road during this oh so wild few minutes.
Marjorie Trailer Queen thinks last week's quake was a "warning from God."
I hate to think she might be right. Considering that the epicenter was almost right under the first tee at Trump's NJ golf course—not far from Ivana's low-rent grave.
Oh, and this just in on Redditt:
"A woman came to our restaurant the other day with a friend, she was nice but kept trying to proselytize to me. She tipped $300 on a $40 bill and wrote on the receipt 'in case you don't rise on the 8th.'
"I've heard the same thing from some of my family members, these people genuinely think they're going to rise into heaven on April 8th."
I wonder how many like-minded believers have shed their wordly goods in anticipation of riding that stairway to heaven on Monday?
And now there’s a lot of disappointed believers. How are they going to rationalize the fact that they’re still here on Mother Earth?
For the Umpteenth Time?
How many minutes does it take to realize their own stupidity?