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Caroline's avatar

Declaring a state of emergency allows governments to issue contracts without bid and all other types of transparency workarounds.

Can’t wait to stare at the sun and witness the rapture later!!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

so it's a way for Sarah to shovel more money at her cronies. I should have guessed

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Sheila D's avatar

Yeah, bet she's throwing a $100,000 eclipse-watching party for her cronies!

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SuNew's avatar

And placing a large order of Hee-Haw dresses for all her friends.

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Ed Cooper's avatar

Even Minnie Pearl looked better in her HeeHaw days than Shuckabee Sanders. I'm guessing she took fashion classes at Liberty University.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Those glasses aren’t cheap!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The epicenter of the New Jersey earthquake was located two miles from Trump's Bedminster Golf Course. That says two things: God is taking aim at D-F-F, and God's aim is a little bit off.

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Sarah's avatar

Jeff, you are the best! So many laughs this morning. Your comment about Hucksterbee Sander’s outfit, “are you auditioning for a community theater production of Annie Get Your Gun?” Haha! Perfect!

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meryl selig's avatar

Sorry to say it, but her twisted face is pure malevolence.

Always has been.

Ditto for Greg “Let them drown” Abbott.

These people actually go to for-real churches !?! What a perversion of Christian ethics and values

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David A Pitock's avatar

Scary thought

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Robin's avatar

Agreed--I came here to say it sounded like a grift

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Mark L's avatar

Yep 100% like the $ 19,000 Lectern?

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Openly Fae's avatar

In this state, you're not an adult until you have a criminal record.

But that's okay, because like half the state qualifies just based on their sexual habits.

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Robert R's avatar

🎼Only ,..EWE🎼

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SPW's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Griftarama!!

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SPW's avatar

That was to the sooper bowl; sanders and several of her closest ????

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Mike Hammer's avatar

That’s an invitation to price gouging.

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S Brown's avatar

Thanks, I figured it was a grift somehow.

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Karla's avatar

Exactly! She’s no brainiac but she knows how to work the system.

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SPW's avatar

She learned from her dad; one of the best.

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RV maxima's avatar

Kinda like the orange blob!

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James Starr's avatar

she helps give America the shameless and embarresing reputation it already has to those who observe us around the globe...its such a sickening fact. Bat sh*t America would be a very accurate description of us here in the U.S. thanks to this type of crap

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RV maxima's avatar

So true! I was embarrassed by W when I traveled for business in Europe but I can't imagine bearing it with Trump in office. Always feeling like you have to explain & apologize!

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Old Man's avatar

Grift may be involved

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meryl selig's avatar

Aha!! Thanks Caroline

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TJTarheel's avatar

Now it makes sense. No it doesn’t. But even worse that the emergency call for the Bat Man was that dress she had the guile to wear in public.

As for Alex Jones he should have a cell next to Trumps. He’s the epitome of filth, scum and stench from the bogs of hell

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

There is a fable about the boy who cried wolf... Maybe she should revisit that story

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Gini Kramer's avatar

Dear Sarah: since you emerged on the global scene, you have dressed like a 12-year-old girl. I have mentioned this many times in various forums (or fora, in case my Latin teacher in heaven is watching). And yet you continue to do so. Which leads me to ask…after so many years in the public eye, have you at long last failed to acquire at least one gay friend to advise you?

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Lisa59's avatar

She wears curtains and slipcovers.

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SPW's avatar

As in shabby chic?

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Libbey Dem's avatar

🤣 🤣 🤣

My step-dad needs a gay friend now that my mom is not well. He never had a sense of fashion or matching. I always believed (and still do) that he was from another planet. If you knew or saw him, you would understand why. 😆

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Lynn Horsky's avatar

time to call queer eye

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Libbey Dem's avatar

I seriously considered that after I saw him on the news a few years ago being interviewed. When my mom brought him home to meet us in the 70's, I shit you not, he was wearing stripes, solids, plaid, and polka dots. He also used to buy clip-on neck ties, take them off of the clip and make mini neck ties.

He's also legally blind and deaf so he had hearing aids in both ears and glasses thicker than the bottom of a pop bottle. Definitely from another planet. 👽👾

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Charlie Austin's avatar

He dressed like some college professors I had back in the 70's

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Libbey Dem's avatar

🤣 🤣 🤣

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

😂😂😂🙌

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Morgan's avatar

😂🤣😂 that’s fucking brilliant Gini!!

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RV maxima's avatar

The best! TY for that laugh!

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shee-rah's avatar

😆😆😆

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m ok with religious kooks getting raptured. As a favorite reel says, we can then move forward as a species.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

O , wouldn’t that be loverly

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RV maxima's avatar

One religious nut with a racist under each arm! Yeah, that could work!

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Scott Vera's avatar

I love how we pretend that society has progressed since the dark ages.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

technology is linear. sociology is circular...

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Scott Vera's avatar

And religious based ignorance is the constant

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Munchygut's avatar

The main purposes of most religions are:

To collect money.

To control their members through fear.

To indoctrinate their children before they reach the age of reason (grooming?).

To intimidate or kill those who are not members.

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arne link's avatar

And to use and abuse little girls and boys.

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Scott Vera's avatar

I'm starting to think that was truly the beginnings of the abrahamic ones: so old men could justify sexual domination of teenage (or preteen in the case of Mohammed) girls.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff it is rather hilarious that 3 Toed Madge goes on about this idea of repent considering the fact she allowed men, not her husband, to spread their seed while she was married… And now she plays with the trouser snake with some guy reporter on some MAGA TV network.. So Madge, let’s have a serious talk about repentance…. 🤮🤮🤮

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Libbey Dem's avatar

I think the fact that the epicenter of the East Coast earthquake was at Bedminster. That's definitely a sign and not a good one.

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Joyce Reese's avatar

Remember the Fox guest that read the tarot cards, regarding dump?

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Libbey Dem's avatar

I can honestly say that I have never watched Fox News. Even when they were considered a reliable news source.

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Lisa59's avatar

To add to that coke-head, testosterone alcoholic about the earthquake, a friend said it was Bobby and John Kennedy rolling over in their graves. Her boyfriend was still drunk when he made this video. Bloated booze face. Huckleberry is a product of too many cousins marrying in that family of grifters. They are best friends with the Dugger Family. Anybody ever see the video of a white guy holding up a BLM sign in Harrisburg, AK.? That's fucking Arkansas. Exception is Eureka Springs.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Love Eureka Springs... I hope they maintain their individuality and keep the nuts out!

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Lisa59's avatar

I love it too. I read that the cronies are going after them. But, they're fighting back.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Fayetteville is cool. College town.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hey...I saw JJ Gray and the Mo Fro in Fayetteville at Georges Majestic Lounge. Didnt get a flavor of the town, but I think whenever you have a college/academics in the area, it might offer a higher level of intellect!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Blue dots in red oceans. Norman, Oklahoma is the same deal.

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bruce somers's avatar

I think I picked a terrible day to stop sniffing glue...that $100k will end up for Trump's lawyers...Jeebus is coming?? I'll put out some snacks...

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Jezuss is such a slacker, get off the couch , you lazy gamer, and prove us Atheists wrong. ! 😁

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Libbey Dem's avatar

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

HERE! HERE!

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Linda Silfven's avatar

OMG that was Hilarious!!

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Libbey Dem's avatar

🤣 🤣 🤣

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Morgan's avatar

I’m at a loss for words.. the illiterate Repuklicants don’t even have a minimum grasp of the English language. And MTGangreene is dumber than a fucking rock. Then Sarah Sanders who looks like a dude just like GazapchoGangreene. I hate bashing on a woman’s looks but fuck they are fugly and what makes it worse is they’re dumb as dirt. I’m just shaking my head that people actually listen to these imbeciles and they believe them!! That’s what’s so shocking.. They believe their dumbass speeches. Inbreeding at its best🙄

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I see you're on a roll today, Bedhead.

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Morgan's avatar

You can’t fix stupid but this is Stupid’s inbred cousin..🥴

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

You got that right.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

That's what happens when you crossbreed with sheep.

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Morgan's avatar

Baaaaa🤭

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Robert R's avatar

SHEEPEOPLE !

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SPW's avatar

You went and insulted Dirt. For shame!

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Morgan's avatar

I did say sorry to the dirt before posting..😬

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SPW's avatar

Well I should hope so.

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Joyce Honea's avatar

Bee face looks like a heavy drinker. Hmm

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Tess's avatar

He’d have to be…..!

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Cassandra Here's avatar

His hair was done by helicopter blades. It was a near miss.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

Damnit! 🫰🏼

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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arne link's avatar

That was my first thought. You would have to get drunk to do his job.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You'd have to be a black-out alcoholic to want to bone Marge. I mean just listening to her nonsense would wilt the hardiest of boners. maybe he is deaf?

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

OMG Natalie you gave me the best laugh of the day.

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SPW's avatar

Probably has to be blotto to get some off marge. I sure would have to be. She’s what my late husband called a two-bagger. She needs two bags on her head in case one falls off.

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Tess's avatar

Well THAT was hilarious! Huckleberry (oh, look my keyboard corrected Huckabee! )hahah…Anyway-what a sight for sore eyes and way to screw your state! Hasn’t any of these idiots attended AT LEAST an elementary school where we actually had science lessons and yes-the eclipse was in the units! I’m floored how many dumb people there are in power! Any three toes bf? Never heard of him—-but spewing forth bs is what she’s all about so I suppose they make a good pair. Your Bill Murray clip was awesome! Have a nice eclipse everyone…I think it will be cloudy in central Wisconsin but…it’s okay…I’ve seen eclipses before!! (with glasses!)hahahaha

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Samantha M's avatar

Who says Sarah’s a hayseed? Two words for the logic behind her emergency declaration: matching podiums 😄 Now that she knows the power of elegant furniture she’s gonna spend a little of that emergency fund on another lectern — maybe a mobile one so she can take her “own the libs anti-woke” show on the road.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

Maybe she'll have one made like the one Melissa McCarthy used on SNL when she parodied Sean Spicer. I can see that happening.

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Samantha M's avatar

There’s so much fuckery afoot in AR I realize not everyone noticed Podiumgate last summer. I wish I hadn’t … https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/sarah-huckabee-sanders-defends-podiumgate-after-unusual-19k/story?id=104263678

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

As attractive as her clothing choices.

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JerryBier's avatar

People that have the God disease should not be allowed in our government.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

"Jesus. Fucking. Christ. On. A. Bicycle." (as my mother would say when as young'ns we'd do something unbelievably inane.)

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David Jones's avatar

My Dad always said "Jesus H.Christ on a God damned crutch."

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Sounds like quite a guy.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Or as my other favorite pundit Charlie Pierce says, “Jesus Christ on a Peloton!”

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Libbey Dem's avatar

Jesus Christ on a missile in honor of today's solar eclipse.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Hadn’t read that. Excellent evolution.

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SPW's avatar

Or as we heard later, under a Peloton.

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RV maxima's avatar

That one made me recall my Catholic Sundays when taking communion and Jesus would get stuck on the roof of my mouth. What are you supposed to do? No chewing!

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

I'm surprised that ol' Stinkeye Sarah didn't try burning some LGBTQs at the stake to maybe avoid the judgment-rendering eclipse.

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Libbey Dem's avatar

I can remember the name of the movie that Mel Gibson produced about the Mayans, but they did human sacrifices to appease the angry sun god during a solar eclipse. I hope none of the MAGAts watched it.

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Mark L's avatar

Arkansas where April Fools Day is 365 days a year.

Jeff , at first i thought it was a Joke, you were pulling our legs, but Nooooopppe!

This is Soooooo Sad!

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Libbey Dem's avatar

Since Toledo is in the path of totality and we live in the burbs, we will have a great view of it today. This is the next thing that the hubs and I can put in our memory book (hypothetically speaking) that is a once in a lifetime experience. We are very excited except that the local news has been reporting on this for 3 damn weeks. Every time you think that they're done, they're talking about it again. Kind of wears on the novelty of it. IDK, maybe I am just getting old.

And Sarah Hulk-to-Be can get snatched up in the rapture with the rest of the religious zealots and go straight to hell.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

That's my Donna.

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Tama2U's avatar

4 minutes of rapture and mayhem huh? Yeah the wingnuts are going to explode 🤯 but everyone else is going to a party with funny glasses. They miss all the fun and I’m not mad about that. Chicken Little will also be crossing the road during this oh so wild few minutes.

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