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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

the lede of today's post is 100% true. I went to bed with a whole slate of other stuff I was planning to write about. then I woke up, looked at my phone — and all that other shit went out the window

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“Sleep no more; Macbeth hath murdered sleep.”

Bob Bowden's avatar

There was an old racist from Queens

Who grabbed power because of his means

A Nobel he did covet

But Peace? Didn’t love it!

Went to war over ICE-

Covered land once named Green

(Due to shame of the Scandal Epstein)

Linda Weide's avatar

In line with what Jeff has been saying, can you call it "DistractFromEpsteinFilesLand?"

Deb Martina's avatar

Internet Winner Today 🏆

Linda Weide's avatar

And who is that supposed to be bonking Trump in the video? Putin? A pig? Hegseth? A Dane?

zuzu's avatar

Shirtless, so Putin.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Who is Bubba anyway?

Kristy Kanen's avatar

"All the perfumes of Arabia cannot sweeten those TINY HANDS "

Paraphrasing Shakespeare

I messed up my first try.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

And a shout-out to the Gatekeeper scene for Pissdrunk Pete.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Gate keeper or gravedigger ?

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I played Lady Macbeth twice.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Actors call MacB , the SCOTTISH PLAY, because-

reasons.

Linda Weide's avatar

Just reading both Dean Blundell's (Canadian) posts and Malcolm Nance's(Former US Intelligence) posts. They are saying looks like US is getting ready to invade Greenland, and Trump's latest reasoning is because he did not get the Nobel Peace Prize. Well, he certainly isn't going to get it now.

Dean Blundell

https://open.substack.com/pub/deanblundell/p/breaking-trump-says-hes-no-longer?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

Malcolm Nance

https://substack.com/home/post/p-185064007

The 1500 troops stationed in Alaska supposedly ready to go into Minnesota are really going into Greenland according to Nance. He is about to go there himself. He lays out why he thinks this and what he thinks they will do when they get there. He sees this happening within the next few days.

Ruth Ann Orlansky's avatar

If that happens, things are going to get very interesting very fast! Can't we have some boring times for a while? "Interesting times" may kill us.

Gail Dragoo's avatar

That’s right. Follow Blundell (Canadian) and Nance. They know what’s really going on.

Linda Weide's avatar

Gail, I had already read the horrid letter to Norway in Dean's Substack and it just gets worse and worse as he talks about the Troops ready to go to "Minnesota" are really for Greenland. Malcolm says that means they are a few days out from their mission. So, if this happens, will it happen on Wednesday, the day that Trump is supposed to speak in person at Davos? Will he actually show up to gloat? Switzerland is not NATO so they have to remain neutral.

Can Europe take troops hostage then, or does Trump think he can deploy all of them and their families to where? Germany has around 39,000. Can there be housing for all of them in the US? In Russia? Sounds like not very carefully thought out actions.

My husband says that he has heard others say Nance has been wrong on things. So, he does not trust him. I am saying, we shall see. I would hope Nance would be wrong, but Jake Broe also said that even if a lot of Generals said no to invading Greenland he would shop around until he found one who would do this. I think Congress should be telling people in the military just what will happen to them when this regime is over. Show them what being court martialled looks like. Not in hero movies where the hero gets off because they are wrongfully charged, but in real life. Maybe some cases and stats.

Nancy Potter's avatar

Having US troops invade Greenland while he's at Davos - given the economic fallout it seems insane, but since when does that mean it wouldn't happen?

PunkAtHeart's avatar

Could Europe arrest him for war crimes while he’s over there and please NOT extradite him?

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

That would be epic!

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Trump does some of his “best work” while we sleep.

Jan Moon's avatar

How many more outrages must he commit before everything implodes?

Lisa59's avatar

It's imploding now. The oligarchs own the press, the politicians, the Supreme Court, and more. The oppressors have their new Constitution...Project 2025. Republicans and some really fucked up Democrats will not stop them. This is so disheartening and grieving. I think our politicians are broken idiots that either don't give two shits because their on the grift or they're that fucking dumb.

Eileen's avatar

"4. They will create chaos, maintain a constant sense of conflict and danger. It will be their argument to enact new authoritarian laws, each one further limiting your freedoms and civil liberties. They will disguise them as being for your protection, for the good of the People."

OMG, I hate how accurate this Authoritarian Regime Survival Guide you posted the link to has become for the USA. I'm sick to my stomach every day...that leads to item #5.

Jan Moon's avatar

I couldn't have said it better myself! And what scares the crap out of me is he's probably going to strike Greenland and nobody will do anything about it. What the fuck has happened to the human race?

Lisa59's avatar

We've been told to hate each because we're different cultures and colors. Without racism and economic oppression they can't win. They've never won on their own integrity. Never. Hate is cheap power. It supports the grift. Humans are real fuck ups. They rarely learn from their mistakes. Taking responsibility for their own actions is a bitch. We've been banging these same drums for centuries. And here we are again. Things don't look good. Our STATE CAPTURE is here. Now.

Jan Moon's avatar

How ironic that Prez. Dumbfuck is mobilizing troops on MLK Day.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

Nazism and the holocaust taught us nothing.

Slavery taught us nothing.

Religion teaches us nothing.

Guess we're on the same page, Lisa.

SethTriggs's avatar

Amazing the batshittery someone can do when they're sleep deprived and hopped up on goofballs!

Linda Weide's avatar

That is why Malcolm Nance and Dean Blundell posted that the troops that are supposedly for Minnesota are really for Greenland.

Dean Blundell

https://open.substack.com/pub/deanblundell/p/breaking-trump-says-hes-no-longer?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

Malcolm Nance

https://substack.com/home/post/p-185064007

Charles Austin's avatar

I saw the Chief's video.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

He literally took his wackadoodle Truth Social posts and sent them to the leaders of another country.

It’s so fucking stupid I think it broke my brain. I’m gonna need at least a day to recover from it…

Linda Weide's avatar

I am going to need 4 or 5 years to recover.

R Bobby 🇨🇦❤️'s avatar

Past time to Amendment 25/impeach/remove. House Republicans, where are you? Your country is circling the drain!

Nancy Potter's avatar

I think the ICC needs to indict Trump if, for no other reason, so he will not be able to go to civilized countries anymore without risking arrest. Less embarrassment for Americans, less catastrophe for the rest of the world.

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

They must not fawn over him in Davos. That would throw fuel on the fire and he doesn't deserve any special treatment which is why he expects to achieve economic damage if they don't bow down in worship of him. Quit referring to him as the leader of the free world. He is the destroyer of the free world.

Bob's avatar

A straight-jacket and 20cc of thorazine.

Robyn's avatar

He’s a fat tub of lard. 40cc ought to do it. I’m no doctor but what’s the worst that can happen?

Bob's avatar

The best would be weeks of unconsciousness.

Cyndi's avatar

They. Don't. Care.

This is what their owners want. All focus on Trump and Miller while Vought destroys any semblance of government by the people for the people.

Kathy H's avatar

That's the whole problem, continuing to operate on a presumption of good faith, that all this is just misunderstandings, the we all ultimately want the same thing- what is right. No.

They. Don't. Care.

It's might over right. It's been demonstrated in EVERYTHING being done & they have also said so. They intend to seize total control & not share any power ever again. It's past time to get fking real about that.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Got some you can share? lol

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I was up at 2am, voice to texting shit into my phone, that I could then piece together into a valid daily digest post, which I did do. How successful I was? as of yet to be seen.

rlritt's avatar

I still say Putin told Trump in Alaska, break NATO.

Unity In Defiance's avatar

I think he told him that a LOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG time ago.

Remember the Helsinki meeting where no one was allowed to know what was said?

Personally—and just a theory of course— I think that’s when Vlad reminded Trump that he owns him (with some evidence—snuff film, homosexual honeypot, etc).

Scott Gilbert's avatar

It's nice to see that you read the comments! And I'm happier than a pig in shit that you enjoyed the video!

Thank you for all of your work!

Barbara Ferrara's avatar

I wonder if that little butt f***ing prop is for sale on Amazon. Have to get me one

Kathy H's avatar

Lol, yeah, that caught my eye in the protest clips, very glad to see it here. I don't think there's anything that says it all so well.

Robyn's avatar

It’s those damn giraffes. They’re in control They didn’t get their hand jobs this week. So, they

Unity In Defiance's avatar

Lmao!! This comment made me audibly hoot in laughter lol thanks for that my friend!

Keith's avatar

read 'whose words'

https://www.writerscafe.org/writing/angrybuddhaguy/3124318/

i have no doubts of where i stand in this community

or really give a fuk who does care what i say

i know my last words will be FUK YOU! spoken or not

my mind is my own and it's waves you cannot change

i have sat at the table of freedoms my entire life

i am their problem

i know my destiny

to live to die a free man

not an american, a free man

Henrik's avatar

Well, at least you’re rid of all that other shit…

Karen S's avatar

Brilliant! Thx for the best writing - keep going!!

Michael Rawlins's avatar

You need to disengage from your daily posts and go camping away from any electronic devices for a week Jeff. Donny is starting to mega freak you out. You'll have an aneurism if you don't chill out.

Cheryl Seybert's avatar

Every Single Morning…..I wake up this same way…😡🤬

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

How do y’all reckon the history books are gonna cover this shite for the next generations? Will there be wildly different curricular materials between different states or rival districts within states? Will there emerge a schism between the cosmopolitan areas and the hillbilly backwoods that suppress any efforts to deal with all this responsibly? I ask in part because I taught history for many years and understand propaganda. And I really do care about this question.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Germany mandates by law that every schoolchild learn about the Holocaust. but we live in a much dumber country

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Just as my parents’ generation would never buy a Ford, opinions about Germany began to shift after VWs became so obviously interesting (I had a ‘62 VW bus with 40hp) and then began to see how Germans had wrestled with their guilt. But I fear a huge swath of our populace will never, never admit culpability after this all comes crashing down.

Susie's avatar

I’m afraid of just that, too. 🥺 We suck, both collectively and individually, at remorse.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

The MAGA movement is actively erasing the truth about American history, because they fear it makes white citizens (and especially white men) look bad. And we can’t have that!

DJ Headthrob's avatar

True Story: In my younger days in magazine publishing I joined the ad director on a sales call to the agency handling Ford. He instructed me never to mention Ford's "Jewish Problem" during the call.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Amazing. And aren’t you grateful to know that? I hope you’ve shared this tidbit with everyone in your life. It says so much.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

If they can deny the Jan 6th insurrection, they are lost forever, unless we invest in a massive cult deprogramming program, but given their authoritarian mindset, all they will learn is to keep their racist drivel to themselves. And regurgitate it to their next generations to perpetuate it.

Keith's avatar

life lived on bent knee is submission ... surrender ... enslavement

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

And they desire it, it is hard to understand the lack of courage.

Lise Buranen's avatar

Aren't there people who still defend Nixon? Certainly when he died, he suddenly became the Great Statesman -- China, EPA, etc. -- but that other little incident was glossed over. He was no Trump, but he did some damage, as I recall.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Nixon had plenty of faults, plenty, and also that experience with Roy Cohn, but he also had some brains, some discipline, some familiarity with the DC establishment (for better and worse), and acknowledged that the national interest demanded a certain regard for governance by a few principles. He implemented OSHA, EPA, etc.

Of course, he was also a traitor, conspiring to prolong the Vietnam War, and sent tens of thousands to die needlessly in that conflict. But he rose from a level of poverty, knew tragedy as an element of life, and could occasionally put aside his petty grievances for a moment. I think he loved his wife and family, at least. The difference between then and now is insane.

zuzu's avatar

Also, Nixon in China is a really good opera. He makes for a good tragic opera character because he had layers.

He was a brilliant man who had no real reason to be as evil as he was, but he was filled with resentment, and that twisted him. That's catnip for operatic and dramatic roles. He's basically tailor-made for the stage.

Trump's not really that interesting because he's just a spoiled rich boy who's never heard no and is just a tyrant. There's not a lot of depth to him. He's not acting out of hubris or thwarted ambition or because he had a vision for how to make things better that got corrupted. He's always been spoiled and corrupt. He's always been a crook. He's always been a conman. He's always been a failure. He gets ahead by failing upwards and buying off officials, and that's just not that fun to watch.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Nixon won a scholarship to Yale, but could not afford to travel there (and his family needed him).

Lise Buranen's avatar

No argument here -- Nixon looks like a Sunday school teacher in comparison to Donny. Nixon was infinitely smarter, but so is my Labrador (kinder, too). My point is not that Nixon is just as bad -- though after he resigned, I never thought it could get much worse (silly me) -- but that the whitewashing and sanewashing of unpleasant history will happen again.

rlritt's avatar

Im not sure. He is doing so much damage and the worse is yet to come. He wants to be Putin or li'l putin.

Michael Guenon's avatar

Yep, I had a ‘67 and the counter-culture did invert values (‘62 had 40hp?—I forget, mine was 1500cc or 1600cc, and maybe 40 hp—half-century ago—sigh). Miss it.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

War correspondent Martha Gellhorn’s piece for Collier’s, May 26 1945, began: “No one is a Nazi. No one ever was. There may have been some Nazis in the next village, and, as a matter of fact, in that town about twenty kilometers away it was a veritable hotbed of Nazidim. To tell you the truth, confidentially, there were a lot of Communists here. Oh, the Jews? Well, there weren’t really many Jews in this neighborhood. I hid a Jew for six weeks. I hid a Jew for eight weeks. All God’s chillun hid Jews.”

HI2thDoc's avatar

"I heard that there were some people who belonged to that there party and some who follered along, but I never did and none of the folk I know ever did."

Bob's avatar

The Klan was in the next town over, but none of them was here in this town.

Keith's avatar

i have many longtime friends whose parents wore the tattoo numbers of THE JEWS!

each and every time i saw it i had an overload of hatred, anger and embarrassment for my fellow man

Kay-El's avatar

I saw a meme that said something to the effect of when this regime is over everyone who did will say they never voted for Trump nor believed his lies. Same vibe.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The reverse of how many people say they were at Woodstock. More people claim to have been there than there were attendees

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

People are used to saying whatever the hell they want now. Hard to imagine them ever finding their civility again.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I think there will continue to be a dichotomy of opinion of this era, just like there is now. The conservatives/fascists/religiously corrupted will portray this as their long sought-after and mythical golden age, while those who value and hew to factual history will view this time with a mixture of horror, befuddlement, and a measure of disbelief.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Congress should be condemned for dereliction of duty in not impeaching this world-class lunatic. Not a word from Schumer who is busy congratulating himself for recruiting electable Democrats to run in November. By then, we'll be in full blown war with NATO.

meryl selig's avatar

Schumer totally useless

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Schumer is busy concocting his next "strictly-worded letter."

rlritt's avatar

Just curious, what would you have Schumer do?

Frank Flood's avatar

Do what Mitch McConnell did. Figure every way you can to obstruct, including standing in front of cameras and saying, "We are obstructing." No fancy speeches, no need to inspire. Standing up for what is right can't be much harder than standing up for what is wrong. When in doubt, WWMMD?

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Endorse impeachment. Call on our allies to block him. Mobilize the Democrats to act as one party instead of a flock of chickens outnumbered by weasels.

Nancy Potter's avatar

I don't know when this era of MAGA is going to end, but I'm glad I won't be around 80 years after that when a new generation of fascists is neo-Trumpist rather than neo-Nazi.

Bob's avatar

The religious right still clings to Manifest Destiny as a rationalization for whatever they want to do.

rlritt's avatar

Thats it. Religion is the source of all evil. If you convince yourself and other people that what you are doing is ordained by God, you have no qualms and no reason to think it through.

Keith's avatar

religiously corrupted ... white christian nationalist

that believe their god and their savior is of course WHITE!

odds are 50/50 their god was/is a woman not a man/their son of god was not white ...

created in 'his image' ... that makes god an entity of color?

man evolved from the black african ... white was choice #2, #3, #4 ... ??????

Bob's avatar

It all fits. It’s the 21st century equivalent of the Crusades. Apparently, all these white Christian-nationalists have forgotten history. Success was short-lived.

Tess's avatar

As a retired educator, I remember that some states required all schools in the state to use same texts-instead of districts choosing the texts, as we did. It seemed odd to me that schools could not preview and select their own materials to use. Good question Neal! I too care about this question….

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Indeed, that’s one of the very worst features of our school systems. You’re probably aware of the work of Mel and Norma Gabler.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/the-guardians-who-slumbereth-not/

Tess's avatar

Was not …thanks for the info!

Bob's avatar

The infamous Texas school book committee/cabal. And what they decided is picked up by other states, mostly those with education systems at the bottom.

rlritt's avatar

That's is true, but its more complicated. School boards, especially in some states, dont spend money on schools. Its true that school boards can be made up of eccentric people. That's why I volunteered to be involved in any area I could when my kids were in school. If you don't like what's going on, run for school board.

rlritt's avatar

However I worked for years for a textbook publisher and a lot of work by many excellent educators goes in to writing textbooks. The reason districts select textbooks is because its easier and cheaper and because if separate schools have individual textbooks ( and they're really teaching the same thing), it makes standardized testing difficult. You have to understand that states keep reducing public school budgets that 1) school districts use actually the same textbooks for years. 2) and buying in bulk give states a better price.

Bob's avatar

I understand all that. Typically, districts select and purchase books. But Texas mandates books at the state level for all roughly 1,100 districts.

Deb Markley's avatar

Reallly excellent question, Neal. Before we get to that, however, is the task of promoting the real accounts of some of our un-pretty history that the far right is trying to bury.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Indeed. But I’m afraid that a LOT of folks have had their brains scrambled and reprogrammed by the worst among us, probably for three generations.

rlritt's avatar
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I hate to say this (becauae Im always repeating myself) but television does a lot of damage. The only reason Trump is president was because he was on a game show for 12 yrs. where he played a smart businessman. His voters absolutely believe that he was a brilliant business man because he played one on TV.

Charles Austin's avatar

At least. And we've about lost our living memory of WWII.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Our Dads would not like this

Lise Buranen's avatar

True, but... I know I've often been called too idealistic (among other things), but after four decades in higher education, I'm not convinced that this is a given. At worst, it's almost complying in advance. Then again, I'm in California, not Texas or Oklahoma (apologies and condolences to the sane folks who live there). K, gotta run -- time for my PA meeting (Pollyannas Anonymous).

Sher''s avatar

Excellent point.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

They won’t teach history. They will watch WWE videos and recite the 10 commandments.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Haha, that makes sense, Joe, since Demented DonOld made Linda McMahon Secretary of Diseducation

SethTriggs's avatar

Depends on if Texas or any other unreconstructed state has a say. There'll be a lot of whitewashing of this.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Well,I think fried pig skins will still be popular with both groups but that's about it.

Keith's avatar

chicharrónes!

Charles Austin's avatar

Great question, Neal. From one former history teacher to another.

Nancy Potter's avatar

I worry that American history books regarding this era will have to be written in Canada and other countries. The regime is going to try to memory-hole a lot of this and it may be a decade or more before a lot of Americans will treat this as history and not partisan attacks.

rlritt's avatar
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Who will buy them? The purchase of books is up to the state and school boards. I sent my daughter to private schools run by fairly liberal people for Jr and senior high. My son preferred public school. But my son is way more liberal minded than my daughter.

PunkAtHeart's avatar

Same. There’s a real concern that if things keep going as they are that those who are able to read and write will be disappeared.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

The right-wing, red-state written textbooks, will fawn obsequiously, like a Bill O'Reilly (ghostwritten) book. Full of lies, and absolutely diametrically opposed to reality" factoids". Rather like their books are now.

Charles Austin's avatar

Those books are trash, like their( ghost) author.

rlritt's avatar
27mEdited

Is his book a textbook? What subject?

Funny story, there was big adoption in CA the 4 big publishers were presenting a US History text. We were the only publisher whose text was not chosen because one of the committee members was an East Indian American and our book did not contain any mention of the contributions to the US by East Indians.

You have more power than you think over textbooks.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

An empty soul of a dude

Wakes up and he's in a bad mood

"It's Greenland for me!

And I'll get it for free!

Or else I'll just whine and I'll brood."

"And nobody likes me they say

Which makes me all crabby and gray

So I'll flip them the bird

Because I don't know a word

With two syllables, I'm dumber than clay."

Susie's avatar

Abso-fucking-lutely perfect!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Keith's avatar

way too considerately kind

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Haha that’s Great Frosty!

Charles Austin's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂

Larry Bushard's avatar

I hate to say it but I firmly believe that the only solution is for the military to refuse his,order to invade Greenland and arrest the fat pig!

Susan Niemann's avatar

I am absolutely in favor of that!

Mingo's avatar

While they're at it grab the little pocket Fascist Bovino. That gave me my first laugh of the day and laughs are getting harder to come by.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Bad case of little man syndrome.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Yes. Actually, past time for that.

Deb Markley's avatar

My husband agrees.

Stephen Brady's avatar

And imprison him in an igloo on the northern-most tip of Greenland.

Cyndi's avatar

I'm still advocating for Bikini Atoll for him, his family, and the entire administration.

Keith's avatar

NOPE TOO FUKIN KIND you are!

strip him down to nothing ... set him adrift on a 10'x10' chunk of ice somewhere unknown

Jodi Richard's avatar

Can’t some country arrest the asshole as soon as he leaves the country for all of the shit he has already done in Venezuela? Ugh, why can’t this stop????

rlritt's avatar

Well, unfortunately, he knows that. He has said if the Democrats get in power he will be impeached. Im sure Miller has a plan to prevent the Democrats taking power. It has to do with declaring Minneapolis a "war zone" (which is hysterical because my best friend lives in suburb there and everything is fine and status quo). Its part of taking rights away. No voting, no Democrats.

Keith's avatar

imprisonment!

Lynell(VA by way of MD&DC)'s avatar

I'm told that those military folks in Alaska standing back and standing by are slated for a trip to Greenland not Minneapolis. I hope they are wrong, but...

Jodi Richard's avatar

Fucking shit show of epic proportions because a tiny dick didn’t get the bobble it wanted.

rlritt's avatar

They wont do that.

Jodi Richard's avatar

I know they won’t. A girl can dream.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

So let me get this straight: Norway didn’t give him the Nobel Peace Prize, so he’s punishing Denmark? I guess any territories north of Maine are interchangeable.

Lairbo's avatar

And, the Nobel Committee isn't part of the government of Norway. I wonder if Trump blames Obama for his not getting an Emmy Award for The Apprentice? I know, silly question, of course he does.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Obama has been living rent-free in his tiny brain since the ill-fated White House Correspondent's Dinner.

Ruth Ann Orlansky's avatar

Trump probably thinks the Nobel Committee is appointed by the Prime Minister, which is, of course, the way HE'D do it! So, he takes his complaint to the top and says "it's all your fault, so I'm taking Greenland instead."

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I mean, Im going to be fair Uncle Jeff, the most sensible thing I could write today:

was to quote Lorde:

"I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own." — Audre Lorde

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/this-week-has-really-started-to-suck-trump-approval-in-toilet-ice-killing-people-gen-z-is-homophobic

That said though....

Dolly turned 80: Icon, Ally, Legend—Today the patron saint of rhinestone-covered radical kindness turns 80. Nine times she's come out swinging for LGBTQ+ rights: from writing "family is family" in 1991, to calling out Christians for judging, to defending trans bathroom access ("if I have to pee, I'm gon' pee"), to gifting a bejeweled guitar to Texas drag queen Brigitte Bandit during the state's anti-drag crusade. She wrote "Travelin' Thru" for Transamerica. She made sure marriage equality was policy at Dollywood after staff turned away a lesbian patron. At 80, she's still teaching us that fierce love isn't soft—it's steel wrapped in sequins.

247kath's avatar

The world needs more Dolly❤️and no Donny😵

Susie's avatar

In a world of Donnys, be a DOLLY!!! ✨✨✨

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I firmly believe that if Dolly was ten years younger, we could slap a crown on her and end this cold civil war. If she was our constitutional monarch, both sides would respect her.

Keith's avatar

the republicans would never acknowledge or respect her

why? she is a she!

Charles Austin's avatar

She's great. If she were 10 years younger, she could get elected Senator from Tennessee. ( She'd skin Marsha the human rats nest.🤣🤣

Blue in SC's avatar

What are the 8 plus wars he thinks he stopped? He keeps saying that and journalists never call him out on it, never say he’s out of his mind and deranged. WHY?

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Exactly. They never ask “What the fuck is wrong with you?” I really hope I live to see the day some brave soul asks that and wins Jeff’s lifetime Pulitzer!

Keith's avatar

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” ... no prize or award necessary!

this one is on ME!

Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yes, one of them needs to ask him “ Sir, sir, please name the 8 wars that you stopped.I think I must have missed something… in my pants.

DJ Headthrob's avatar

Guy couldn't find Azerbaijan on a map with a GPS.

rlritt's avatar

Israel and Hamas (Gaza):

Israel and Iran:

Pakistan and India:

Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC):

Thailand and Cambodia:

Armenia and Azerbaijan:

Egypt and Ethiopia:

Serbia and Kosovo:

Analysts and news reports (such as BBC Verify and AP Fact Check) have noted that many of these conflicts were already de-escalating, were not active "wars" in the traditional sense, or were very short-lived.

Lise Buranen's avatar

Who are these "journalists" of which you speak?

Joe Witkowski's avatar

To those in the Oval Office who change Orange Hitler’s shitty diapers:

“Thank you for your attention to this matter. In my pants.”

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂Joe!!!

Charles Austin's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HI2thDoc's avatar
3hEdited

Evil asshole who traffics in lies

Continually whines and cries

"If you don't gimme my due

I'm gonna invade you

Unless you give me The Prize!"

Steve in SoCal's avatar

We'd give you Greenland

But your hands are very small

Have Rice-a-Roni

HI2thDoc's avatar

Steve's haiku hits it on the head

Cyndi's avatar

The San Francisco Treat!

Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

Susan Niemann's avatar

“I’m a little despot”😂😂😂. Bovines biography will be titled “The Littlest Nazi” and it’ll be illustrated in cartoons.

Seriously….We’re all screwed aren’t we?

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

But wait! There's more!

Susan Niemann's avatar

I’m sure there is. 🤦‍♀️

J Hardy Carroll's avatar

I think this drooling old sack of shit is asleep most of the time, and that his minions fight for his approval of social media posts. He's obviously incapable of focusing long enough to think about punctuation, so best case scenario is speech-to-text.

Since this method of "communication" was allowed to become normal, even nominal checks on nut-nut behavior are long gone. We have some seriously evil shits racing to the bottom, likely to justify the immense amounts of public money they are siphoning into their own offshore accounts.

Greed, hatred, venality, and self preservation as they loot the burning house they themselves set afire.

The billionaires who own most of everything are fine with all of us dying, since they only see as far as next quarter's P&L statements (if they even care about that).

This is what unchecked capitalism hath wrought, and apparently we're not even close to the breaking point.

We are all so sick of it.

US Blues's avatar

I feel sorry for all of the translators for the European Ambassadors.

rlritt's avatar

But if we all die, to whom will their services?

Cyndi's avatar

Why do you think Musk is so into robots?

Deb Martina's avatar

My two cents... it's all to avoid the Epstein files.

rlritt's avatar

I get what you are saying. But starting a war that kills many and tears down seems a lot worse.

joannegucci's avatar

I hope you ALL KNOW who is egging on trump, his brains not with it enough to come this out without STEVEN MILLER rehearsing him thru what he, MILLER, wants to say & is evil enough to know that no one will listen to him, but they’ll listen if it’s trump. Miller’s getting all his goals out while knowing trumps so fucked up ppl will just laugh & mock trump, while in the same time, telling the entire world what the little Nazi is & will be doing. It’s not, without trumps mind controlling, all this would go on, this little fucker is in control & he’s more fucked up than trump could ever be.

Kathleen M Kendrick's avatar

And I think Vought is hurrying to enact as much of Project 25 as he can while Donnie’s still out there entertaining everyone. All the more reason for Republicans to grow a spine and impeach NOW!

joannegucci's avatar

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! I can’t believe we see it & they don’t, except if they’re complicit!

rlritt's avatar
1hEdited

That is 100% true. Also Theil and Bondi pushing Unitary Executive control. They couldn't have made it this far without unfettered propaganda media. The worst thing that happened in the US was getting rid of the Fairness Doctrine.

rlritt's avatar

Yeah but he wouldn't be able to do it if Trump wasnt immoral and self centered. And when the shit hits the fan whose fault will it be? The Jewish guy, Miller. I wonder if that occurs to him.

meryl selig's avatar

Miller is an anti Semitic Jew. He likely thinks that his anti Semitism will protect him. It won’t.

meryl selig's avatar

He has to be the first to go and made an example for de-throned MAGAts

Mike Ruiz's avatar

Give him a f**king binky, maybe that’ll shut him up.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Shove a butt plug in his face and tell him it's a binky.

meryl selig's avatar

You win comment of the day!!

Joanne Beck's avatar

To hell with giving up carbs. I need some soothing...

Harry Borgerhoff's avatar

Hold your carbs close until this is all over.

Madannie's avatar

piggy is a 2 year old toddler, he's stuck in the phase where he's never realized he's a separate entity in the world. he still believes his tantrums will get him his way. OTHERWISE KNOWN as a mentally ill IMBECILE.

Mary Greenwald's avatar

According to those who processed mentality: Idiot (2 Year old), Imbecile (7 year old) and Moron (12 year old that is equivalent to foolish/stupid), Trump is and Idiot.