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Susan Niemann's avatar

That’s it. Ron Vara. Proof that we are supremely screwed. Can’t even imagine if one if Bidens people had pulled anything like this. And that Mr. Navarro can still go out in public now that his imaginary friend has been exposed… these people have no shame in their vast stupidity. Someone end this farce of a “government”.

And the “jerk off Trump till he has a heart attack”. 😂😂😂. That gamer needs a trophy! Ha!

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

seriously, I could turn my substack over to any one of those gamers

Ole Anderson's avatar

The ‘ You will always feel insecure. It will never go away ‘ was delivered like a curse from the bony finger of a gypsy crone, just Brilliant!

That thought will never evacuate from Skippy the Dipshit’s noggin. It will hang on like a booger on the finger of little snot wiper, impervious to all efforts to flick it away!

The ‘You have no friends. You will die alone’ is some heavy Shit to be reading as you zip along in your pricey jet plane, all alone.

I so wish him the Worst possible mental anguish and gnashing of teeth the rest of his miserable Life.

michellefromchicago's avatar

"delivered like a curse from the bony finger of a gypsy crone" is excellent. No moss growing on you, Ole!

Eileen's avatar

Damn, Ole! Impervious to all efforts to flick that demon spawn’s booger away. Oh my goodness you were on fire. My teeth are gnashing just relishing every morsel of what you wrote.

Prima Sarcastica's avatar

Please don't ever do that, Jeff! We need you!

Emma Ray's avatar

Yes, Jeff had me laughing the whole way through his post, just hilarious! "Donny Convict's Confederacy of Sewer Clowns" accurate and funny!!! Now my day is complete and revived until the next cluster of descriptives

Morgan's avatar

Umm no Jeff.. we need you

Morgan's avatar

Please don’t Jeff.. this is the only place where my sanity can return to normal in this epic shitshow of incompetency lies and grifts.. it’s all day every day now.. narcissism on crack..

Michael Guenon's avatar

Well, “blunt force tariffs on penguins” was pretty good.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Those were leopards eating his face.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I have new respect for gamers!

Ole Anderson's avatar

The gamers prove to be clever little bastards. And Masters of snark!

George in Atlanta's avatar

No. Those gamers are a bunch of overly-polite pansies. If I didn't have your blood-splattering chainsaw tongue to refer to daily, I could not go on.

J.R.'s avatar

Nope. You are still better

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

No way Jeff! They are not in the same league. But, i do hope elroy cried. Hmm what’s his Nom de plume might be …

Kim Nesvig's avatar

What a finish…. Or should I say, Happy ending!

Heather Collins's avatar

Well, no, please don't do that--but that was some funny shit!

Wendymae's avatar

“please jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack.” Best thing I've seen so far this week! (Sorry Jeff but I'm sure you'll beat this by Saturday).

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

But,but,but what about J D and Mikey J who are next in succession?

Sooz Hall's avatar

**Always** remember this. We need to get the Speaker job back in competent hands.

Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

Hey, Jeff T,

I sure hope you’re working on some hilarious s—t to roast JD and Holy Mike on a spit.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

OK, see here’s the thing. The order of succession isn’t like some game of tenpins. Should a blessed miracle occur and the Orange Shitstain no longer be in office; yes, JD Bowman-Vance would step up to the Big Boy desk.

But…

He would then appoint someone to fill the office of VP, which is subject to Senate confirmation.

It’s not like Holy Mike automatically slides into the Vice Presidency. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Robert Eckert's avatar

The VP nominee has to be confirmed by BOTH houses. The Speaker can actually obstruct the confirmation of the VP.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

You're correct about both Houses needing to confirm. The language of the 25th Amendment goes into great detail about what happens when POTUS steps aside temporarily and the VP becomes acting President and what happens when POTUS decides to return to the office.

But there's nothing in the 25th about the Speaker having the ability to block the nomination for the successor VP. See Section 2.

David A Pitock's avatar

Not sure which one would be worse holey Mike or alleged hillbilly boy. Can we get Mike out? Hillbilly I don't think he has the following felonious 47 has.

David Skoglund's avatar

Time to recruit gamers for the cause!

Lois Henry's avatar

Looks like they’re already in

Catherine's avatar

I could read the full transcript of their comments from that hour. Didn't elon cry at the end? Also they said he played Grimes album minus the song "you'll miss me when I'm gone" ? I feel no empathy nor sympathy-he's hurt so many people and his actions will be/are killing people. Fuck him!

Eileen's avatar

I have zero sympathy for that selfish fuck. His 14 children didn’t ask for this shit. My dad is the richest man in the world and the biggest asshole in the world. Lovely.

David A Pitock's avatar

With you on that, now he wants sympathy? We used to say look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary to assholes like him.

Lois Henry's avatar

Susan, I can’t believe you’ve never heard of David Dennison, et al?

Sue Munda's avatar

And wasn’t trump also John Baron for a while? Lol!

Ole Anderson's avatar

Neither of them can touch ol’ CouchFuck McGhee who has had 3 or 4 name changes, at least.

What’s up with That!?

shee-rah's avatar

“John Baron” was Dumbass’ “publicist.”

Randy Woodall's avatar

And never fooled anybody. I remember reading about it in NYC in the mid-80s. New York has ALWAYS known what a scam artist Trump is.

Jessica Summerfield's avatar

An alter ego Donnie loved so much he literally had Melania name her anchor baby after him. Yes folks, that’s why he’s called Barron.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Holy Crap...I had not until just now. 🤦‍♀️ WTH is wrong with these people!!??? ARRRGGGHHH!!!!

Susan Kemp's avatar

There was also “John Barron” who trump used to call reporters, barely attempting to alter his voice, and tell them how rich mr trump was and how famous women were throwing themselves at him all the time. He named his third son Barron, too.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/national/audio-from-may-17-1984-phone-conversation/2018/04/20/bab5f61e-4429-11e8-b2dc-b0a403e4720a_video.html

Mary Hall's avatar

ENOUGH with the fked-up frat boys with unresolved daddy issues in the White House! I thought we would have learned our lesson after GeeDumbya Bush. Republican men suck. All of 'em, Katie!

Hannah's avatar

My memory of fucked up white guys starts with Nixon. A real mommy's boy . UGH.

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

It’s late but I’m just catching up remembering Pierre Delecto aka Mitt Romney; Carlos Danger aka Anthony Wiener, and other notables, mostly republican. Weirdos!

Lois Henry's avatar

John Baron, John Miller and David Dennison are all totally invented men made up by Donald Trump. He used those names when he called radio talk show hosts, publicists and banks to lie about how great and how rich was Donald Trump.

One imagines Trump wholly approves of Ron Vara because of course he does.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

And then he names his last kid, Barron. Go figure!

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I thought it was after the bank. He seems to like things that allude to money ("Tiffany").

Jessica Summerfield's avatar

I genuinely think Tiffany is so named b/c years earlier he had bought the air rights above the Tiffany flagship on Fifth Ave. He imagined that such a purchase would not only connote status, but also telegraph success. TL; DR: narcissists gonna gaze at their reflection.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I didn’t even have an imaginary friend as a child, much less an imaginary financial advisor. What is wrong with these people? They aren’t playing with a full deck. Their whole existence is built around a lie. How important they are, how much money they have, doing anything to get public attention. It’s exhausting.

Eileen's avatar

Ditto. Everything you wrote ditto ditto ditto. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.

s.Michael Morgan's avatar

You have raised your game beyond belief, Jeff! The cyberbullying of Space Nazi was the absolute best!

SeekingReason's avatar

That gave me high hopes. Seeing the messages to him.. No one likes you! Netanyahu murders, etc. over and over again. Good! Time for his reality check. And next up trump snd every traitorous republiCon.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Can’t we simply roll the guillotine in front of the SCOTUS building and get the act of war against “we the people”started already!!

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Ah, some select black robed fascists can be the first to take it for a whirl.

George in Atlanta's avatar

"...one does not simply roll the guillotine in front of the SCOTUS building..."

https://images.app.goo.gl/FLb63Ddx38xtbqEp6

Hannah's avatar

You really want a guillotine, doncha?

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Getting his ass handed to him by cyber bullies is hystericalJeff!

He’s a pathetic little psychopathic connard, drop his head in a bucket, where it belongs!!

David A Pitock's avatar

Can you imagine the king of X trolls gets mega trolled.

Carl Babcock's avatar

This entire administration is packed with thin skinned bullies. I love seeing then cry about how unfair it is every time someone feeds it back to them

Rick Calegari's avatar

And very brainless bullies. None of these imbeciles is even fit to manage a McDonald's let alone sit in the White House. So we now have another fucked up felon with an imaginary friend at war with the ketamine kid while the world's economy goes to shit. How much longer are these worthless MAGAs in Congress going to keep their heads up Dump's ass while we all go broke? If only we had more like Rep. Raskin around to put an end to this epic disaster.

Polly Sears's avatar

I wouldn't compare these stooges to a Mickey D manager. Did you see "fat boy " when he tried to work at one? Total loser.

Rick Calegari's avatar

I did see that phony as always display of bullshit. Did he even last five minutes because the heat was affecting his makeup?

SeekingReason's avatar

Carl, Me too. They don’t expect the to have their techniques used on them. They have no clue what exists outside of their bubble!

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I thought all bullies were thin skinned.

michellefromchicago's avatar

🎶 Cry me a river; cry me a river... 🎶

Walt Svirsky's avatar

While these miserable dipshits continue to make egregious errors on behalf of the American people, one is left to wonder, “How could every Republicon, that’s every elected person of the majority political party in the USA, be complicit in the murder of our democracy?” Is there not one non-MAGAT among them? They are not only doing nothing, they are helping him alienate our allies and embrace Putin. And for what? What is the “Big Prize” waiting for them at the end of this coup?

Walt Svirsky's avatar

273 Republicons in Congress

50 Republicons in the Senate

0% work for the American working class

David A Pitock's avatar

They claim to love ❤️

Megan Ross's avatar

I can't help but wonder if TRump has some kind of salacious compromising information on all of them! After all, that's his mentor Ray Cohn's M.O., to get compromising information on people to keep them in line. Or, maybe they're just weak and pathetic scaredy cats.(?)

HI2thDoc's avatar

I think he has some on Lindsey Graham. But also, yeah, they are weak and pathetic. All of 'em that are still in congress.

Polly Sears's avatar

I am sure it has something to do with sexuality.

longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I think putin has had something on all of them for years. He doesn't just own t, he owns the entire republican party.

Megan Ross's avatar

I wholeheartedly agree. Putin is their boss now...

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I just mentioned that without first seeing what you wrote. Fine minds…

David A Pitock's avatar

Yeah, me too and gave it felonious to hold.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I think he definitely does but that info came from Putin. Putin has tons of shit on Donny so Mein Fuehrer thinks it’s his job to hold the Repubs feet to the fire whenever he feels like it. That’s what we have to destroy.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Hopefully he’ll rot to an aids infested death just like that piece of ratfuck Roy Cohn, then burn in hell with Cohn. Con & Cohn LLC

shee-rah's avatar

If they defy him, he threatens to primary them.

PTW's avatar

They are scared of the MAGA followers. A violent, unhinged lot.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Ever what those private conversations with Putin were about? The ones where he made the translator tear up her notes? Uh huh.

Stephen Brady's avatar

It looks more and more as if it will be to rule over the ashes.

Susan Kemp's avatar

The very definition of Pyrrhic victory.

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Biggest real estate deal in history which is in the works right now. Sell all government properties with low ball bids, tear them down or refurbish and sell for top dollar. Simple if you’ve got lots of bucks.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

A quibble, Walt: they aren't making egregious errors on behalf of the American people. They're burning everything down in the name of their own grifting.

Kay's avatar

That’s what I keep wondering. If they have everything and we have nothing there is no one to buy their stuff to make even more, than is the thrill to see us all die? All the money, all the power and nothing to buy and nothing to be powerfully over. Sounds like a solid plan!

Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

Excellent question, Walt!! We demand answers 🤯

Megan Ross's avatar

My fervent hope is that TRump's Clown Car Cabinet implodes and the minions are hit by the shrapnel. Something's got to give before the entire world's economy is completely destroyed. It's time to end this shit.

Sooz Hall's avatar

And something has… the REAL money patriarchs have said “No more tanking the stock market! You can shaft all the peasants you want, but WE are untouchable!”

Patricia Williamson's avatar

Trump is manipulating the markets. Crash them, buy low, sell high, or buy stock in a Company then take it over. The rich get richer.

Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

Yes, Patricia. Haven’t we learned already??

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Except....we'll ALL get hit by the shrapnel. Careful what you wish for, Megan.

Alice B Toklas's avatar

That’s ok…we’re just collateral damage to them anyway.

Megan Ross's avatar

It's happening anyway, so hopefully it wil take a few of them out in the process.👌

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I guess....but that's pretty grim. I wouldn't say it's not as bad, as long as it gets "them."

Kay-El's avatar

I’ve seen Ron Vara admit a coup on live tv. I’ve seen Schmusk cosplay Hitler and Texas Chainsaw Massacre our government on YouTube. I’ve seen enough of this freak show. Time to change the channel

Walt Svirsky's avatar

We need to BLOCK that channel, Kay-El. Whatever parental controls we can exercise over the mantoddlerincharge, should be utilized.

It’s interesting how some of the mainstream media tries to walk the razor’s edge between supporting a fascist takeover and telling truth to power. There are very few newscasters left with the fidelity of Walter Cronkite. The news is now massaged, blended, downplayed and overstated. Nothing of value can be gleaned from watching and listening to a kinder, gentler FAUX News. This is the time for independent journalists to rise up and be heard. We are the mainstream media!

Kay-El's avatar

Corporate media is playing money ball instead of hardball. Such a disservice

Tess's avatar

I have a feeling all these guys are all going to turn on one another-hope it is SOON! A fake economist….seriously…what preschool do you attend? (no offense to preschoolers!) Gimme a break! Thanks to the gamers who spoke up…bet he cried all the way home……

Susan Niemann's avatar

I hope so too...they're all so damned dumb your prediction is bound to come true. 🙄

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

If it's helpful, and in case any of us are called upon to join Trump's crack team of made up economists I've written an uncharacteristically brief overview of how tariffs actually work.

https://open.substack.com/pub/bomdia/p/tariffs-expect-less-pay-more

In the meantime who knew the incompetent, alcoholic, corrupt set of assclowns the criminal-elect calls his Cabinet (and his advisers) would turn into the WWE?

Carl Babcock's avatar

We should have. Hell, one of them came from the WWE

George A. Polisner's avatar

So true. Linda McMahon is the saboteur in charge of demolishing Education.

SeekingReason's avatar

Jeff, The beginning of the end is happening. Damage will still be done but the massive tariffs on China will be disastrous for our farmers! They buy the most wheat from us as well as many agricultural products for their mega population. Trump has no clue that they can do without us on so many levels. There is infighting and the Fascist GOP have yet to deal with the MAGA farmers who will lose their farms. F0r those farmers who did not want Trump, my deepest sympathies & we would like to support them. To the rest…don’t count on socialism such as Medicaid, unemployment insurance etc. You didn’t want it! Fuck you!

Megan Ross's avatar

Well, during TRump's first term, he bailed out the farmers with almost $30 billion dollars of aid... Who knows what it will cost this time.

HI2thDoc's avatar

What it will cost us. And if they pass that massive $4.5 T tax cut, the debt will blow up. Republic-cant's always harping on the debt except when they increase it, which is always. Where are ya now, Tea Baggers? Fucking hypocrites

Megan Ross's avatar

That's what I want to know! These so-called fiscally conservative RepubliCons are willing to just throw caution to the wind and give their millionaire and billionaire buddies big old tax breaks, knowing that it will blow up our deficit and that none of that money is going to trickle down into the rest of the economy. Hypocrites is exactly what they are.

Hannah's avatar

They benefit just as much as their buddies.

SeekingReason's avatar

Megan, trump just announced a $trillion budget for military (actually for war contractors) but does he plan on having all the unemployed Americans pay the tax for it? 🙄

Megan Ross's avatar

We are already paying for the bloated defense budget. It's maddening that hardly any of the money reaches our troops and their families. It all goes to defense contractors who wheel and deal in Washington DC. Ugh!!

Sue Munda's avatar

He won’t, because vance & his private equity company is buying all the farmland for pennies on the dollar.

Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

This was beyond funny, Jeff! “Shoot that shit straight into my veins” is my new mantra for all Trump- and Musk-related putdowns. Let’s all get high on the best burns! Never been a druggie but I’m feeling the urge now. Maybe it’s that “crack” team of economists Trump is using. Or that “needle” dick Stephen Bessent who can’t stop putting his foot in his mouth. Or my current addiction to bad puns…

Sally Cruikshank's avatar

I guess Ron Vara is bestie of John Barron (remember him?) This Navarro story is so over the top nutso.

Dave Drell's avatar

Navarro, who spent some time in the slammer cause he wouldn’t reveal any bad sources about Herr Drumpf.

Who would believe any rot that came out of his mouth? Oh, I guess 1 cretin believes him

HI2thDoc's avatar

Remember when he went on Fuxs News last week and said with a straight face the tariffs are tax cuts? Gawddamn, what a blatant lie. With a fucking straight face. Of course, it was Fux viewers, who are notably gullible and stupid.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Who knew that by disposing of the “Fairness Doctrine” a new era in news casting would evolve where only lies are told to the masses? There is absolutely zero controls on the complete and utter horseshit being spread daily to a national audience. And we wonder how MAGATS are made?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Another reason I hate Reagan's decomposed guts

Walt Svirsky's avatar

It’s SO APPROPRIATE that Ronny Raygun is lord and savior of the Republicon Party.

Gene Oyler's avatar

Ron Vara. 😂 That is so f**ked up. Who does that? Oh yeah, trump’s 🤡 cabinet.

Walt Svirsky's avatar

Ronny Boy was really proud of his little anagram. These are really pathetic people in charge. If we lose to these morons we will have only ourselves to blame. Resist!

Lois Henry's avatar

John Baron, John Miller and David Dennison are all totally invented men made up by Donald Trump. He used those names when he called radio talk show hosts, publicists and banks to lie about how great and how rich was Donald Trump.

One imagines Trump wholly approves of Ron Vara because of course he does.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

John Baron, John Miller and David Dennison all sound like names for '70's porno stars. So does Ron Vara, for that matter. Trump was peddling counterfeit crap before he got into steaks, bottled water, and gold spray-painted sneakers. And Navarro has been regarded as a counterfeit economist since the 1990's.

Robert Eckert's avatar

David Dennison was not a publicist ID. It was the fake name he used on the hush-money contract with Stormy Daniels.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Nice little country you got there, be a shame if something were to happen to it…amiright?

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

"You're a moron!"

"No, YOU're a moron!"

"You're a double moron! Vence!"

HI2thDoc's avatar

"I know what I am but what are you?" These mofos are immature jerkoffs.