and of course, 15 minutes after I click "publish" —
"BREAKING NEWS: Kenneth Chesebro, alleged architect of the “fake electors” plot, has struck a plea deal with prosecutors in Fulton County, Georgia, per source familiar with the arrangement."
Let’s not get all crackered and wined up just yet!! This supposed tough Judge has yet to make a decision to Jail the blob. A fine would be ridiculous!! His maga cult leaders would pay the fines. If this Judge doesn’t imprison him after how many warnings? Then I believe he’s a Frumpt kiss ass..what else is new? 🤬
doit, do it! this is some of the best news yet. i wonder, since this trial won't happen, maybe she'll now move up the other trials which I'm not sure even had a date yet.
The "cheese" has a future although his either old head shot or recent stress make him look like he is 10 years older than his court appearance today. If he complies w/ his profer, completing his terms & 5 year probation he can get his charges wiped. Instead of throwing his law degree down the shitter as his co-conspirator the Kracken... I just think being an old lady in jail was her main justification. And looking at that mug shot... she just looks like 40 miles of bad road on any day. Whether that was a good day for her... unknown. Her weird choice of cat prints in the clothing choices is what, "as Fatale as an after dinner mint?" A sharp shot at candy.
holy shit, look at all the stuff that happens while I'm writing and not paying attention to the news:
"Judge Engoron just asked Trump's lawyers why he shouldn't send him to jail or impose other sanctions in light of an incendiary post he ordered him to delete two weeks ago that remained online last night. Chris Kise said it was an oversight. Judge will rule later. Story TK."
He fined the Donald $5,000... that won't get the Donald's attention. Fine him $30 million and he can't easily raise that much money quickly. It will drain his campaign coffers and he will never willingly use his own money. He will need bigger, more absorbent Depends.
My mother’s last words to me after eating apple sauce with seconal: “It’s been nice knowing you.” What sentiment, what effusive words of love, how touching, how lyrical; it’s almost Shakesperean.
Chesbro is on the stand right now...drumroll...he's pleading guilty to everything but count 15, false documents because Fanni won't drop it. Donny is even more screwed that ever!
“The death threats will continue until morale improves!” Ha!! And now Chesebro! That’s it! I’m having a cocktail at lunch- and I’m in DC, too. I should go over to see Gymmie and tell him to keep punching himself in the face! 😂😂. I love you people!
Finally it appears that justice is getting its moment in the spotlight. The beauty of it is that this moment will last longer than the normal allotment of 15 minutes. This will last years! It is good to be amongst you humor enthusiasts for such an epoch duration of schadenfreude after the many years of gaslighting and dipshittery. Now, please pass the Cheese and Krakens.
No deathbed words of wisdom from me... but this reminds me I need to put down in the will that my gravestone should have the Wile E. Coyote splat figure on it https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Gu6PX-l5L.jpg
and of course, 15 minutes after I click "publish" —
"BREAKING NEWS: Kenneth Chesebro, alleged architect of the “fake electors” plot, has struck a plea deal with prosecutors in Fulton County, Georgia, per source familiar with the arrangement."
https://twitter.com/AnnaBower/status/1715400113013563520
Holy Shit! Totally a CHEESE and KRAKEN moment!!!!!!! (and wine....)😊
100% clever. Good one.
And it's whine, not wine.
It's both.
Nope-it’s wine! (Cheese,crackers (kraken) and wine 😊
I still think it's Cheze, Kracken, and whine, LOL
Drumph brings the whine.
that's fucking great!
Let’s not get all crackered and wined up just yet!! This supposed tough Judge has yet to make a decision to Jail the blob. A fine would be ridiculous!! His maga cult leaders would pay the fines. If this Judge doesn’t imprison him after how many warnings? Then I believe he’s a Frumpt kiss ass..what else is new? 🤬
you mean whine
Ha! Winnar!!! That's just superb. Drumph brings the whine.
They've got a lot of crackers.
You'd be forgiven for putting out a special edition, Jeff.
doit, do it! this is some of the best news yet. i wonder, since this trial won't happen, maybe she'll now move up the other trials which I'm not sure even had a date yet.
Isn't that called, "the dominos are falling?" 😂
I’ll believe it when I see it!!
The puddle of ketchup is getting so deep that everybody will have to wear waders!
Also about as deep as the non-stop bullshit.
This nonsense just writes itself... but I like the way you write it best.
HOLY GUACAMOLE BATMAN!!! We are gonna need more POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smaller handcuffs.
WOW--really???
It never fails.
The "cheese" has a future although his either old head shot or recent stress make him look like he is 10 years older than his court appearance today. If he complies w/ his profer, completing his terms & 5 year probation he can get his charges wiped. Instead of throwing his law degree down the shitter as his co-conspirator the Kracken... I just think being an old lady in jail was her main justification. And looking at that mug shot... she just looks like 40 miles of bad road on any day. Whether that was a good day for her... unknown. Her weird choice of cat prints in the clothing choices is what, "as Fatale as an after dinner mint?" A sharp shot at candy.
What a day the Lord has made. Rejoice and be glad in it.
What a shame that it had to take this long and had to wait until this point in time before they flipped. I wish it could have been much sooner.
holy shit, look at all the stuff that happens while I'm writing and not paying attention to the news:
"Judge Engoron just asked Trump's lawyers why he shouldn't send him to jail or impose other sanctions in light of an incendiary post he ordered him to delete two weeks ago that remained online last night. Chris Kise said it was an oversight. Judge will rule later. Story TK."
https://twitter.com/molcranenewman/status/1715373466067583474
Holy crap! I was going to the art museum here in DC but I think instead I’ll find a bar! 😂.
Cheers! Let’s hope for more justice ! 🍷
He should at least fine The Donald - a fine which would get the attention of someone who claims to be a billionaire.
Jail. Period. There should be consequences and he's not president anymore and this was something he was told to do and he didn't JAIL HIM
Sorry a fine is useless at this point!!
not really if the judge gives a deadline to pay in cash or go to jail.
He’d pay in cash. Jail
Is the answer. He’s been given more chances than anyone of us would not have gotten away with.
$5000. Big Fat Hairy deal. He can raise that by scamming a bunch of old ladies in the mid-west in a few pathetic e-mail blasts
Probably grafts $5k in a few minutes.
I say yes to both. Either fine him, jail him or both. Because at least that’d be SOMETHING! So far, it’s all been bullshit.
I think the bullshit will continue!!
He fined the Donald $5,000... that won't get the Donald's attention. Fine him $30 million and he can't easily raise that much money quickly. It will drain his campaign coffers and he will never willingly use his own money. He will need bigger, more absorbent Depends.
Yes, I saw that! LOCK HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More stupid shit for you to write about on Saturday!!!
Well, let’s just see what this tough judge rules!
Same as a 55 cent stamp.
Lock his ass up!!
Throw him in the slammer or move his case up by the same number of days that post remained up.
As my grandmother lay dying(under hospice care at home) she called my father over to her.(her son in law).
Her words to him, verbatim; “Never vote Republican”
true story: my father's final words were "leave me the fuck alone."
he said it to a nurse who was trying to make him comfortable
My mother’s last words to me after eating apple sauce with seconal: “It’s been nice knowing you.” What sentiment, what effusive words of love, how touching, how lyrical; it’s almost Shakesperean.
That is epic 🔥
...and in your mother’s case it wasn’t a cliché. She meant it.
So that’s who you got your vocabulary from!! 🙏🏼😊 Love it!
LOL!!!
😂🤣
I think where is the 3-star like button because you want to keep hitting it in agreement!
That and ii ts going to be a busy diaper day for old Walty, yes?
Wow, Patris. Thank you for that.
BREAKING NEWS FOLKS!
Chesbro is on the stand right now...drumroll...he's pleading guilty to everything but count 15, false documents because Fanni won't drop it. Donny is even more screwed that ever!
👏👏👏😆
Fucking top notch reporting, and a campaign slogan extraordinaire:
“If Republicans can’t govern themselves, they can’t govern you.”
Romper Room for Racists!! That’s a winner!
“The death threats will continue until morale improves!” Ha!! And now Chesebro! That’s it! I’m having a cocktail at lunch- and I’m in DC, too. I should go over to see Gymmie and tell him to keep punching himself in the face! 😂😂. I love you people!
Have one for me please.. have no alcohol in the house right now. I could go and restock but I’m too frikn lazy to move.
Hahaha 😆
PS, Hakeem Jeffries wins again.
I wish I had the emotional strength to end my annoyed email responses in “yours in service.” I love Fani.
Or, even more condescending...
“I have the honor to be your obedient servant”
A.HAM
A.BURR
😂😂😂😂
I like your precise legal terms “super fucking fucked!”
Definitely has a ring of truth to it, doesn’t it?
I love that 😂
Finally it appears that justice is getting its moment in the spotlight. The beauty of it is that this moment will last longer than the normal allotment of 15 minutes. This will last years! It is good to be amongst you humor enthusiasts for such an epoch duration of schadenfreude after the many years of gaslighting and dipshittery. Now, please pass the Cheese and Krakens.
Republicans couldn't govern a daycare.
They act like they are IN a daycare!!!! Nah-kids are better than that!
Much!!
Cheese and Kraken. Too effing funny!
Yeah, I'm Kraken up over here!
How can I not love him for it now?
One more. My mom: “Its time to see your dad” and then when asked if she wanted to see a priest: “God No”
No deathbed words of wisdom from me... but this reminds me I need to put down in the will that my gravestone should have the Wile E. Coyote splat figure on it https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Gu6PX-l5L.jpg
When my sisters 4 children were all under 10 years old she asked me to put this on her tombstone: “I find this relaxing …”
Giving me ideas...
Democrats need to hire the best Mad Men money can buy and now.
Rick Wilson. #ETTD.
Cheese to just took plea deal…Donny is super fucking, fucking, fucking fucked.
LMFAO
I believe the term might be SuperFucked.