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Eileen's avatar

😂🤣😆 Burke: You just wrote a perfect headline. Actually, it would be fun to riff and regurgitate everything you wrote, but in Donald Trump’s voice performed by a late night comedian. How about, oh I don’t know: “The bingo card. The bingo card you’ve heard about it. They all like to talk about what Trump is going to do next on the bingo card. Well, (rev up the growling voice he likes to do) I’m here to tell you (now wave the accordion hands) no one ever would have guessed it. It’s never happened before. Only I would know. Because I know all the important people. Arnold Palmer. You remember him? The most famous golfer. In fact, we’re here. This airfield is named after Arnold. Arnold Palmer not that failed actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. No Arnold Palmer a real man. That’s right! Put that on your bingo card. A real man with a salami! Palmer. Parmer’s salami was almost as famous as he was! The kind women like. (points to the crowd and grins, doubling down on his gravel voice) I know you women like a real man…..did I ever tell you I invented bingo? My casinos. Bingo was something I created. It started when the pit boss came running up to me and he said, Sir, Sir the old people are asking about bingo… but only you can make it in a new way.” Goddam, how I loathe that motherfucker.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

Perfect! I can almost hear every word in his voice! 👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣

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Marie Martin's avatar

LMAO. I invented Bingo!! That waste is skin isn’t smart enough to have done that.

And I’ll tell you this, Mushroom Dick, big schlongs are nice (but not essential) when there’s a decent human attached to it. I don’t care if your thang hangs down to your ankles, I wouldn’t get within 100 yards of you.

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