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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I'm pretty sure I'm correct about this 4-week cycle that Donny seems to be going through

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

But can you prove it mathematically on your phone calculator app, Jeff? We’re all counting on you. In Jeff We Trust.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

maybe I can use one of the apps women use to track their menstrual cycles, 'cause it's the same 28-day thing. no wait — maybe Donny is in tune with the phases of the moon. a demented werewolf, if you will

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Naw, we had to get rid of those menstrual-cycle apps when the Handmaid brigades started using them to track whether we were having all the abortions.

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arne link's avatar

It's painfully obvious that abortions increase during troubled times. Also, you know who has high sperm counts? Immigrants. Whoops.

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I'm 68 and had a necessary hysterectomy. Should I be allowed to live? Does my life have purpose anymore? LOL. /s.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Didn't Vance say your purpose in life was to provide childcare to the women who are still popping out babies?

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kdsherpa's avatar

No, unless you stay home and take care of your grandchildren.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

To The Regime, our only purpose in life now is to babysit all the grandkids, I guess while our kids are out making more kids.

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ynot1965's avatar

I had a vasectomy. Clearly I've outlived my usefulness.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Will be the aunts like in handmaid’s tale

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

According to Shady Vance, our only worth lies in being childcare drudges.

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PurpleHoorean's avatar

I’ve been wondering the same thing about myself. Out of my prime and I don’t even cook. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Jody Kaplan's avatar

Oh, they’ll let you live, in spite of your hysterectomy, as long as you acknowledge that you are now a worthless unwoman (like me).

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL!!!

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Linda Weide's avatar

Was just going to say that my daughter rolled her eyes when I suggested she use a calendar as I had. She now uses an app that is not platformed in the US. Don't know if it is better, but less likely to have data extraction by Peter Thiel and Palantir.

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

He's no longer "sundowning". He's after lunch downing.

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Linda Weide's avatar

After breakfast downing.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

just downing

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Donny is only in tune with his pet squirrels and we know where they are thanks to you.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Ummm....Donny Demento would never have pet squirrels. The rodents in his head, by definition, are subjugated, there under duress. That's why they're chewing through the wiring, trying to escape.

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P123Sunny's avatar

that would be pure performance art, sir

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Him being in sync with nature isn’t even feasible, but maybe the Slovenian reads tarot for him

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Cyndi's avatar

Seriously, though, one form of treatment for congestive heart failure is monthly massive blood transfusions. A number of other systemic failures may be treated with monthly IV treatments.

And there are still questions circling about what took him to Walter Reed so abruptly...

That is why he has started worrying about heaven...

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Joyce's avatar

He should relax: worrying won't get him anywhere, including heaven. Actually, I can reassure Donnie Demento: if there is a heaven, he ain't goin' there.

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Michael Johnson's avatar

Yet, a truly remarkable moment of self-awareness we've never seen from tRump. Not even going to speculate how it came about; thinking everything posited here explains why perfectly. Are the bruises a result of frequent IV treatments? Imagine they always pump him full of Adderall for really important pressers & meetings. Surely, they're pumping any and everything possible to prevent vance's day coming too soon. They've probably dug up the formula for Pervitin, and other Nazi drugs, like D-IX - "an experimental, military-grade performance enhancer designed to push human endurance. A single dose contained 5 mg of the opioid oxycodone, 5 mg of cocaine, and 3 mg of methamphetamine." Sounds like quite the cocktail! Dang, those Nazis could be crafty.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Sounds like a congressional after party

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

A Matt Gaetz style party for sure.

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A.J. Madison's avatar

Vancey's fever dream is he takes the WH after Dwumpy's second year of term 2. He'll get 10 full years as President. Imagine, the perverse restructuring of American politics. R's in control forever. The middle & working class completely enslaved. Yeah, you keep thinking that Duncey Junk Vancey. Meanwhile, I have a fever dream. It's like the "Shame" scene from game of thrones, but with the acting president.

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Michael Johnson's avatar

Was actually roundly scolded months ago here in the comments for saying vance would be 1000 times even worse than tRump. A thousand may be hyperbolic, but that wasn't the gist of the scolding. More along the lines it would be worse at all. The fact alone that he's thiel's boy, bought & paid for, is scary in itself. Thiel, Palantir, the whole tech bro philosophy and plan is more dystopian than tRumpism. Curtis Yarvin. Their schemes & plans by having ALL our personal info - not fun to imagine.

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zuzu's avatar

Here's why I don't worry quite as much about Vance: Yes, he's way smarter than Trump, but he doesn't have Donny's charisma. Nor does he have any juice. The only reason he and Stephen Miller get away with what they get away with now is that everyone's so scared of the MAGA base that's loyal to Donny. Once he kicks, all those motherfuckers are up for grabs, and all the cowards in Congress and the state parties are going to find their ambition again and start positioning themselves for 2028 -- which means running against Vance and memory-holing Trump.

That's why Vance and Miller are working so hard to consolidate power now -- they know they won't have a chance of holding onto it unless they have an iron grip before Donny shuffles off this mortal coil.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Yarvin, along with Nick Land’s Neo-Reactionary, aka…Dark Enlightenment fuckery,, which certainly favor authoritarian capitalism and city-states through accelerationism Michael! You’re exactly right about Vance being much worse than the cretinous wastrel, so few people know of Thiel’s long term Vance plan, palantir, or anything about P2025, or The Butterfly Revolution. It’s all amazing to me how uninformed people continue to be!

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arne link's avatar

Anyway, heaven is full of dogs and Dementia Donnie hates dogs. Maybe that would be Hell for him?

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Joyce's avatar

"The mind is its own place, and in itself / Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven." John Milton, Paradise Lost

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Wait, didn’t we just learn this past week that heaven is fun and full of cats with soft tongues that don’t have tuna breath?

Now you’re saying there are dogs too??

What kind of crazy place is that? And where are the Haitians?

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arne link's avatar

Cats without tuna breath? Unthinkable.

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Cyndi's avatar

Yeah, the Mango Moron is one of a handful of reasons I occasionally wish I believed in Hell...

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Same.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Cyndi!

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

And if there's a hell below they're all gonna go.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They'll be right at home their buddies Scalia and Rushbo are stoking up the lava hot tub!

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Charles Austin's avatar

And he'll have more on the way.😈😈😂

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

He can't bomb hell.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😈😈😈NOPE! 👎

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

As an atheist, I don’t believe in the little fairies, or an observant old man or woman in the sky.

Justice was something I once believed in, there’s no such animal in this world.

Ksrma is another story Joyce.

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Lisa's avatar

A travesty that he has to take away perfectly healthy blood from someone else who truly deserves it.

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Jane's avatar

He will NOT be going to heaven!!! He's a mean, cruel, psychopath and there is no place in heaven for people like him. He needs to take the fast elevator to hell!!!

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PlasticFish's avatar

I'm thinking when the lift doors open, he'll be treated to an empty shaft.

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Jane's avatar

Right on!!!

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arne link's avatar

I hope they are screening the blood for AIDS. That has been a problem in the past. Oh, well. I'm sure he has to best possible health insurance, unlike the rest of us.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

My guess is that he uses Erik as his blood boy.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"Mommy! The blond lady at the podium is scaring me. She's scary, Mommy!" [Karoline Leavitt]

Seriously, that heavily made up face with that smirking pout, spewing the hate talk, THAT'S what should be the hottest costumed look this Halloween.

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arne link's avatar

With a ginormous cross hanging from your neck.

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zuzu's avatar

Someone's been getting lip fillers.

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Mirla G. Raz's avatar

Trumpedo loves to look at her lips.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

TALK about 'those lips' IN the most disgustingly salacious way. Tell me, how does her husband tolerate this sheer awfulness? I'm sure SHE fobs it off as 'oh, he's just complimenting me' as she simpers into her mirror AND then dreams of what she thinks of as the best compliments of her entire LIFE. It's so FUCKING nauseating.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

And the noseless nostrils! In a number of cultures, cutting off the nose was a permanent, visible mark of crime.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Don’t forget a five pound cross pendant

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Claudia Classon's avatar

And fangs.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

I want to slap that smug bitch’s face!

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

I think there's a portrait of her in some attic somewhere that looks really, really bad.

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Charles Austin's avatar

And the lizard lips.🦎💋😂

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

BTW, I'm still waiting for my check for participating in No Kings I.

HINT: if you don't go to No Kings II, you won't get your check either!

To find a location, follow this link--

https://www.nokings.org/

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun true fact: about 20 years ago, I asked George Soros for a job. spoiler alert: I didn't get one

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

He was clearly too busy planning these No Kings events. His loss.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

LOL. Methinks George simply prefers a lower profile - and far fewer 'fucks'. :)

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Hubby came in excitedly to tell me 'frump just pardoned Soros'! I was flummoxed. What? What did that 90+yr old man do now - in order to be 'pardoned' by the fuckwit? Is this a joke? A pre-emptive strike to lump him in with John Bolton, James Comey and Letitia James in his venom campaign? WTF? It took a while for him to remember: 'George SANTOS'. Aaah, now it makes a weird sort of (their kind of) sense for THAT fraud/grifter who was serving 7 years and was immediately set free today. Unfuckingbelievable. THEN I nearly laughed myself silly having imagined it could've been George Soros. STILL giggling.

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

If you're wrong, then he's on a 3 week cycle. How can you stand to watch him though? I can't bear the sound of his voice or to look at his face. It's why I read you every morning.

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Blood transfusions. It makes sense. Each of my in-laws died from leukemia, but for months before they died, each received blood transfusions that perked them up for a week or two.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

But where are they gonna find all that pure Aryan blood? Kegstand's has gotta be 80-proof.

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Charles Austin's avatar

You could run your car on Pete's blood.😂

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Robin's avatar

You make an interesting point--I had a similar cycle when I was on chemotherapy.

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Katy Lea's avatar

I did too, now that you mention it. Every 3 weeks.

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arne link's avatar

This should be interesting. Now I'm counting down the weeks until he disappears again. I would certainly like to have some of whatever they are pumping into his veins. I could use a pick-me-up.

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Leu2500's avatar

Someone not as lazy as me could take the calendar Roll Call keeps of Trump’s schedule & looking back from Labor Day see if there were additional “long weekends” 28 days apart.

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Carl Selfe's avatar

The only way forward is to take the House and Senate. We can do this if we work together toward those missions. The October 18, 2025 protest is d tomorrow. I made a batch of 126 free protest signs for you and your group to get printed today. Please share, restack, copy, and paste the link. Have a printing company do these for you! Subscribe for updates to the file. Here they are:

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Let's combine today's stories. I say they put Donnie on a teen sperm drip and that livens the old coot right up.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Donny reminds me of the old grandfather from original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Honestly? He must be getting either TRANS-fusions or IN-fusions of some kind. Periodically, both hubby and I (I've been getting them for a long while for severe anemia) INfusions of a specific type of iron since my stomach can't handle any oral meds. However, I actually have veins in my arms which work - and would never allow them to poke and prod my hands (after one surgery where they did this, the resulting long-term pain was awful) My husband gets those reddish purple 'bruises' looking things frump is covering up BECAUSE he's on a blood-thinner due to vascular issues in his leg, made worse by the fractured femur/subsequent surgery. He also gets HIS iron infusions in his arms WHEN he stays hydrated sufficiently. I drink copious amounts of water - he doesn't despite my trying to convince him it's in his best interests (as has every medical professional he's ever dealt with). He prefers Cola. Ergo, he then bitches about his 'bruising' and the causes, then wonders why I don't have to experience anything similarly. Commonsense is the missing factor as with frump. The interesting thing about being on blood thinners is that the tiniest cut OR bruise can cause major bleeding - even internally, so the patient is advised to be VERY CAREFUL.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

ADRENOCHROME ! Ha ! The Fountain of Youth elixer, of Q Anon myth.

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arne link's avatar

Why the Hell won't men drink water? It's weird.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I would SO love to know. Periodically, he'll drink a bottle of MY Fiji water (it actually has a real taste similar to Scottish water which was delicious right out of the tap). I simply can NOT drink the tap water here - can smell the chemicals and whatever else is in there and it's 'gag me with a spoon' time. But I'm in NY - do not get me started on Florida, where my parents lived for many years. Theirs tasted like SULPHUR, ugh! When we first tasted American water fresh off the boat we looked at each other and thought they were kidding; wanted to turn around and go straight back. Seriously. Now, I can only drink filtered, Fiji or sparkling water. It works for me also because MY meds require me to stay hydrated. Whenever I see a phlebotomist, they marvel at my one fantastically good (inner elbow) vein which is always there for blood testing AND whatever else is necessary: infusions, other IV's and the like. Despite hubby KNOWING that he's going to go through the roof as the needle approaches his skin he still won't drink sufficient water to plump his veins. I truly wish I understood.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Eventually, whatever they're pumping him full of won't work any more

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

This is interesting and bears watching. And yes, I'll be out shaking the sign tomorrow.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

I actually believe the rotting hand is from IV medications. As a former nurse, I can tell you, those are bruises from IVs. The big question is, what meds? Cardiac meds? Chemotherapy? Every 4 weeks sounds about right for something like lymphoma.

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arne link's avatar

Lord, hear our prayer.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

I have no proof whatsoever, but I'm convinced that orange Caligula goes away and has "Young Blood Transfusions." It is easy to look up info about this method of fixing a lot of old person issues. I'll just share one.

https://www.bbc.com/bbcthree/article/347828f8-6e7f-4a9b-92ab-95f637a9dc2e

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Ew, I'm remembering a disturbing scene from HOSTEL, about bathing in the blood of a virgin.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"not to brag or anything, but I’ve just single-handedly solved one of the most complex math problems of our time. where’s my Nobel Prize?”

Dear God, Jeff. If there was a Nobel Prize for Intelligent Sarcasm, you would win it. 🤣🤣🤣

The right is weirdly obsessed with our private parts. NO ONE wants to bring a kid into a world where you cant afford to feed them. Fuck these people.

I’m now on my way to pick up my signs for the protest. Older women who want to be rabble rousers! Will be wild. Be there! 😂😂

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m making my sign today and bringing two friends who haven’t protested before tomorrow. Stay safe everyone!

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Heather Patrick's avatar

My signs are made and my husband is joining me for his first ever protest!! He hates yam tits too but has always thought that protests don’t work. He’s becoming a believer ❤️❤️❤️

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Kay-El's avatar

Now I have “I’m A Believer” as an ear worm 😂 Good for you, hubby. 👏🏼👏🏼

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

"The local blockhead in DC/Is tryin' hard to bring us harm . . . "

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Susie's avatar

Yam. Tits. OMFG!!!! That is epic. That is just so so good! 👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣

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Nancy Eadie Larkin's avatar

Mine: “I’d rather be PURSUING HAPPINESS!”

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Meet at the Elipse, there’s a word most people have never heard before meet at Elipse bring Cofvefe and groceries. Will be wild! Clap if you want to or just get up and leave you will be pink slipped on your way out ya fuckers!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You Too, Kay… ✌️💙

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arne link's avatar

I don't have a sign. Sometimes the organizers have signs to loan out. I have a flag to wave. See you there.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Yup, flag works for us🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I can't hold my arms up for long because of my neck problems, so was thinking to offer to 'spell' someone with THEIR sign as they took a short break...might be an idea?

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Flower Child's avatar

We are too…our Michael’s was almost completely cleaned out

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P123Sunny's avatar

So after YEARS of the ‘overpopulation’ drumbeat - NOW women are being criticized for not giving birth - enough?

Seems kinda ODD? And NOW getting closer to eliminating a woman’s right to vote. And NO ONE thinks it’s weird that that’s the ‘best thinking’ / ideas on the table. GOOD L-RD‼️

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

We are Grantifa.

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Flower Child's avatar

🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

OMG! Hilarious 😂 😂😂

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Love that!

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Hollie Rood's avatar

💥💯

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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T L Mills's avatar

I made two signs the last 'No Kings Protest'. Only one got a chance to go, so I'll give the other sign a chance to strut it's stuff this time!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I’ve got Hands Off, Good Trouble, and a generic 86-47 sign in the garage, but the grandkid couldn’t come make me one this time. I do have a No Kings t-shirt, though!

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KMD's avatar
Oct 17Edited

We're going and taking the signs we used in June. My husband's was a good one.

"I've seen better cabinets at Ikea!"

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Barbara Ferrara's avatar

My sign this time “Does this ass make my country look small?” Guess who it pictures..

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Love it— older women who want to be rabble rousers! That’s me (except for the old part)!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Hang in there, girl--you are on the road to old woman rabble-rouserhood!! See, we all started on segregation and the Viet Nam War. It's been quite a ride. Should have invested in poster board and Sharpie stocks long ago!

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

That’s where I started. Now, at 83 , I’m stuck at home due to surgery. My heart marches with everyone and my brain is trying to keep my anxiety to a manageable level. These fucking traitors need to be taken down by any means possible. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🇱🇷

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Amen, sister--I'll keep at it until I can't physically manage to anymore. I turned 80 this year; so, it probably won't be possible for me much longer. These young people need to step up!!

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

I’m hoping that I can still do a protest in the future. It would have to be local and maybe in a wheelchair but showing up matters. It would have to be close to a bathroom though, cause I can’t hold it as long as I used to ! 😂

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Believe me, I hear you.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Thanks, Linda. I’ll be 60 in

January so I am definitely on the way to being older! But I sure don’t feel like 60 is old anymore!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I just turned 70 but my brain says about 35! 😂😂

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Mine too, Susan!

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Charles Austin's avatar

I agree.😃

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Hollie Rood's avatar

👍🏼I turn 71 in December. The “older” I get the YOUNGER ALL ages sound to me😵‍💫🤤

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I hear ya! 🤷‍♀️. I’ll try just pretending I’m 35! 🤓

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

It isn't.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Ha! Some of us older women have been rabble-rousers for about 50 years.

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Margaret's avatar

Me, MzNicky! 50 fuckin' years!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I guess you could say we’re OLD pros at this by now! 😎

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J.R.'s avatar

That’s me including the old part

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I did my rabble rousing when I was a younger more healthy rabble rouser.But my spirit is with you all.💙

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Lisa's avatar

My bestie and I will be donned in out T-Rex inflatables waving our tiny flags with our short arms!

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arne link's avatar

Oh, I absolutely love T-Rex. Thank you.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

That’s so cool! I should’ve done that -getting my signs ready now!✌️💙

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Lisa59's avatar

I've got my no kings shirt and sign that says: Republicans love to diddle the kiddos. Protect your elected pedophile. Fuck Tom Emmer! Works for me. 😎 Hey sister, love ya! 💙💙💙

Jeff was hysterical today. 🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Lisa! Love you and think of you so often! Take pictures and I’ll do the same!!✌️💙

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Lisa59's avatar

You're always in my heart. I'll take pictures too! I'll be thinking about you. 😘

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

YES! One of his best - and that is saying something!

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Tess's avatar

Hell yes!!!!🙌

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Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

Right! If they were truly “pro family,” they’d support programs that actually help families. AND, if I were a woman, no way in hell would I risk a pregnancy in this environment!

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Karen Hall's avatar

See you soon! ☮️🇺🇸♥️

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Charles Austin's avatar

Look out Philly!!😂😂

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Alison Parker's avatar

"the fundamental greater force in society is about making babies"

never been happier to be childfree because that sentence is fucking disgusting

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Wendymae's avatar

Yeah, I'm stuck trying to figure out what "the fundamental greater force in society" even means.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

it's like those words want to leap off the page and form a swastika.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

ok, I liked that quip well enough to edit my post and put it in there

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steve robertshaw's avatar

You crack me up, even after you post sometimes

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arne link's avatar

I always read Jeff's post twice. It's always better the second time.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

That’s bc we miss so much from laughing first time around. Second time around it just gets better😂😂😂

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It’s up to to you young republicans to provide spoo, don’t be shy bring into you closest ‘Dim Bulb GOP Site’ get your swag bag then go fill that gallon jar, come on take your place on the sofa that you love and blast the jar to the top, they all count. Fatties will be rejected at the checkpoint near the back door. Thank you for your attention…

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Nancy's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Wendymae's avatar

someone could make a nice gif out of that.

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Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

Great visual, Jeff. You could have some AI fun with that!

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

Right? It’s nonsensical.

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SethTriggs's avatar

That's why they want to keep women—sorry—breeding vessels barefoot and in the kitchen.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Fundamental greater force in society is to have a safe life, free of hostilities (war, civil disobedience, etc) and to have

a good and prosperous existence , which you can pas along to other generations.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Amen!

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Anabanana's avatar

OMG sleeping again. Please take this guy to the nursing home!! Soon this will be like weekend at Bernie’s. He is trying to stay in office to stay out of jail

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Joyce's avatar

He's in office so unelected President Nosferatu Miller can continue to fulfill his lifelong dream of being Hitler.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Just like his pal Nuttyyahoo.

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Carol C's avatar

That nickname is too kind for me. Satanyahu, maybe?

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Hollie Rood's avatar

👍🏼 Just like Ron DeSatan

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T L Mills's avatar

Well, he also really enjoys the power of revenge, too...another reason he clings to the office.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I found myself lying awake last night envisioning the horror of an Arc de Trump. It would symbolically connect Robert E. Lee's old slave plantation (now Arlington cemetery) with the Lincoln Memorial. Pair that monstrosity with the Dachau architecture of his gross White House Ballroom, replacing the East Wing. This is Shitler's route to forever changing the face of the nation's capitol and gaining immortality.

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PlasticFish's avatar

Yeah, Miller wants to turn DC into Welthauptstadt Germania.

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Anabanana's avatar

Don’t worry it will all come down once we get him out of office

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Dave Drell's avatar

They will prop him up/ drug him up/ hide him on bad days / etc. until the next election.

You can’t get rid of this guy - he’s the Bubonic Plague of tge 21st Century!!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

SHH - what about Biden

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Just like Bibi

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Susan Kemp's avatar

I love the line about parents not having children. Isn’t that how they became “parents?” It’s frightening that he reproduced seven times.

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Heather's avatar

I don’t want to defend what he said but… Before I finally had a live birth, I had 3 miscarriages, 1 ectopic pregnancy, and 2 stillbirths. There isn’t really a word for parents without living children like there is for children without living parents. He’s probably just off his rocker and didn’t mean people in my situation at all, but as a loss parent, that’s where my mind went.

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

And took his children to a polluted pond to swim. Hoping they'd get brain worms too so they'd all be alinke?

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Susan Kemp's avatar

If he had merely added the word “enough” as in “parents aren’t not having enough children” it wouldn’t have been funny and probably would have expressed what he meant. At least I assume he meant that.

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T L Mills's avatar

Seven? I know about Don, Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany and Barron...there are more???

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

RFK, Jr. was speaking about his 7 kids. The Tangerine Terror still only has 5 (that we know about).

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I'm sure he had the unofficial ones aborted.

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

I believe that 100%!

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

He meant Bobby BW, Jr.

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T L Mills's avatar

Ah! Yeah. That seems excessive--especially with the now frightening possibility that he has passed his peculiar form of insanity down to his kids.

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Tim Inama's avatar

I’m a little short on cash. Can’t I get the 1000% discount Donny promised? 96% is not going to cut it for me.

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

I believe it was 1500%. Don't short change yourself.

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Traci Joseph's avatar

I am convinced that you are the funniest man alive. What’s sad is that Donny Dipshit takes up so much of our brain space. I wonder what it would feel like to laugh at jokes that aren’t also painful AF.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Bobby Brainworms and Couchfuck McGee are about to blame the low white birth rate on women who choose to be single and/or child free. This is where we get to Gilead, ladies. Personally, I think I'll be among the first up against the wall. And if they try to give control of my assets to my brother, I WILL bite somebody.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. I almost fell asleep in court once, but that was because I was on the jury of an unbelievably boring civil trial

2. “Trump babies”?! Are they letting Donny contaminate sperm banks with his spooge? 🤮

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Kristina Jurecic's avatar

🤢

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Derek Smith's avatar

🤮

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arne link's avatar

I seriously doubt that he can produce anything now. Those days live only in his memory. Like the beautiful memories that he shared with Epstein.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

No more bullets left in the tiny mushroom just have steve miller do the dirty work.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Or Musk. He's made insemination his vocation. Along with milking the U.S. Treasury.

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Kay-El's avatar

Ugh, that’s just as gross. 😆

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

It is and I don’t like it either but there it is as set up, by you, the natural conclusion.

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Charles Austin's avatar

I hope not.🤮🤮

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Sounds like a winning strategy, encouraging more children while making it more expensive to live, much less raise a family. Genius! 🤪

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Kristina Jurecic's avatar

Don't forget eliminating all access to healthcare!

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Pffffft, what kind of "healthcare" is even involved in pregnancy, I ask you

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Kristina Jurecic's avatar

😆😆😆

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JOEL's avatar

There are no longer “Checks and Balances” in the USA

Fascist Trump has committed numerous illegal acts. Fascist Trump will continue to commit illegal acts.

Fascist Trump will not stop committing illegal acts, will not stop breaking our laws, because SCOTUS granted him immunity.

In a country where no one is supposed to be above the law, one person, one Hitler wannabe, is above the law.

Fascist Trump has already called out Federal agents and US troops to harass and arrest Americans doing nothing more than exercising their rights under the First Amendment to the Constitution

There is a band of Domestic Terrorists in the U.S.A. That band of Domestic Terrorists includes Fascist Donald J Trump and his Fascist MAGAt sycophants.

How will you feel, what will you do, when Trump gives orders to Federal agents and US troops to murder American Citizens for exercising their rights to free speech?

As Dr Joyce Vance, an American Patriot, says – “GIVING UP IS UNFORGIVABLE!”

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I'm 76. Guess I need to put "having another baby" on my to do list for today. I don't want to be unpatriotic. My oldest, who's 50, always wanted more brothers and sisters.

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Gina's avatar

I'm 89 and not even taking on another cat

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

Well Gina, don't be surprised if the Gestapo comes for you then, you unpatriotic vermin. Too bad since you have such a great sense of humor.

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Gina's avatar

hahahaha - I'm safe (for now - living in the apartment above the meth lab)(tho we have our very own mini-trump working on clawing his way into power)

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Gina, you aren’t a HOA member are you? I hope it’s no but best of everything to you and yours, if you can protest tomorrow and heaven is waiting for you for sure!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Yes no whining just pop one out you’ve been told what your role is but you know the rules blonde hair blue eyes are a must, now just skip along to the kitchen make some sammiches the young R’s are hungry again, and get some donuts.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

I have the eyes and hair is right thanks to my colorist lol.

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Kathy H's avatar

I didn't meet even the minimal standards for baby making & if I had ever thought it was important, I'd backpedal now with both feet, the way that is being disrespected as a service for fascists. I was an only child & far from wishing for siblings, I marvel how women were simultaneously told they were lacking if they didn't have children & hobbled when doing so. To think that's a good direction, going back, without a very different understanding...is unfathomable. Thank you for your service? Lol.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

another day off the calendar, and we are still no closer to the what the fuck is wrong with you challenge being answered. it seems like you need to expand the challenge to a lot more people like Oz and brainworms to name a couple. hope springs eternal I guess.

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Megan Rothery's avatar

Reach out (beyond your own) to as many in the Senate and House as you can. All of this is bigger than an “I only represent my constituents” issue.

Use/share this spreadsheet (bit.ly/Goodtrouble) as a resource to call/email/write members of Congress, the Cabinet and news organizations. Reach out to those in your own state, and those in a committee that fits your topic. Call. Write. Email. Protest. Unrelentingly. We deserve better ❤️‍🩹🤍💙

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Suki Herr's avatar

If a Democratic president publicly fell asleep this often…. You know the rest.

The reason we call Republicans Nazis is because they keep saying how much they love Nazis, Hitler….

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Sabine Nolke's avatar

Deploying the language of war and terrorism (and the war against terrorism) historically has only one use: painting a target on the forehead of those you don’t like. And renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War at the same time? Guess who that military will be pointed at, when that language has become accepted discourse? While Trump slumps into dementia, his minions are setting the stage for a civil war.

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Cyndi's avatar

They are stupid enough to believe that they will win this time. Such losers!

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Mary Hall's avatar

Those anti-American mofos are 0-2.

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Cyndi's avatar

They apparently think the third time is the charm.

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