we need people like Khalil here - just like we needed mlk, rosa parks, john lewis, gay activists . . . everyone who has successfully demanded the equal rights protected (so far) by the US Constitution.
because if trump gets a green light to strip human rights away from Khalil, that weakens the protections for all of us. and don't think for a minute that he would stop when it comes to anyone who isn't bending a knee.
Oh, but Khalil gets another chance: “The scheme Congress enacted governing immigration proceedings provides Khalil a meaningful forum in which to raise his claims later on – in a petition for review of a final order of removal”. Gee, thanks!
Don't wake them up and remind them that Trump replaced all the professional immigration judges with hacks who promised, to deport, after a 2-minute hearing, every non-white person from the country.
Those judges should google “hole milk and cream pies” and then click on the search results so they can proceed to vigorously harvest the key ingredient that can be used to serve themselves a liquid dinner that’s $3 cheaper than Bobby Brainworms’ recommended diet of chicken and broccoli, and contains plenty of protein
"A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla" looks like the Ag Sec has found the cure for obesity. Why does Bobby Brainworm look like he came out of a toaster oven? He's as dark as Ben Carson.
If we were to remember Ben Carson we would have to remember that he died from Covid, but since Covid was a Democrat hoax the only logical conclusion is that Ben Carson did not exist.
That was mister 9-9-9, the Black token from the previous Republican primary round.... uhhh, Herman Cain, I knew that name was still in my memory bank somewhere but it took a while to retrieve.
Somebody somewhere has the whole Magaverse so fucking scared of the left they can’t take a shit cause their heads are in the way… c’mon people, just talk to us like we’re in the same damn country!
Both of those little girls are preternaturally well behaved. Neither of them made faces or held their noses. Also, when the younger one turns to her mother, she looks to me as if she is so weirded out that she is looking for reassurance.
They don't look quite as bad as the kids in the hostage video when Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced the return of child labor to Arkansas, but they obviously wondered why they were there.
Abuse of everyone there, actually. And since when does Trump drink milk? How can he possibly have room for any milk when he drinks a dozen cans of Diet Coke every day?
When Orange Foolius eliminated the Department of Education, a stage filled with young, long-haired white girls served as his set design. I’m too dispirited to seek out the image, but a wiser fan of Uncle Jeff could find it.
This is exhausting. One of the dogs pissed on my couch this morning, a pipe broke in the wall, and someone just hit my husband's truck at the hardware store and left. There was some big ICE raids last night at a food plant that hasn't even made the news and my kid is freaking out because she knows the company she works for is next. And she is the one that has to deal them. It's only 11:15 am.
Fuck the fucking grifters in the ass with chain saw. I can't believe the violence I'm witnessing with my own eyes. We are at war with our own government. The cops won't do anything. Half the shit going isn't even making the news. This isn't about immigration. Its a dress rehearsal for civil war. Well, its fucking freezing day and getting colder. I hope their squirrel nuts freeze. Oh hey, some demonstrators are filling up water bottles with piss and throwing them at ICE. LOL, they were pissed on and pissed off. 😅🖕🖕
Sorry for the worst timeline ever. What a walking nightmare! Every day the proverbial zombies eat the babies and their attacks just. keep. coming.
This entire torch-the-USA effort feels like the massacre in Uvalde, TX. No one in charge stopping the madness as this country burns to the ground by grifters. Dystopia is here.
I'm in another country and getting the same questions. All I can say is that it's nothing I agree with but do apologize for, though I did my best to avoid it.
An AI was trained on the totality of recorded historical information and programmed to look for trends. It was prompted to generate a summary of what the world was like a thousand years ago, as a test of accuracy, and a projection of what the world would be like a thousand years from now.
"So how does the report about the world a thousand years ago look?"
"It's hard to read because it's written in some kind of Church Latin, but it seems to be a reasonable account of the major events and social conditions."
"How about the report for a thousand years from now?"
They look so unhappy in their photo. I saw a hint of smoke coming out of their ears....or was that the cigarette they shared? And was that a marijuana cigarette? I hope so.
"whole milk.’ and it’s whole with a ‘w’ for those of you that have a problem.”" 😂😂
Right. We ALL have a problem, and it's Congress. Because if any of these elected assholes would do the right thing, we could be rid of the orange dotard.
Meanwhile, they're threatening the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis?!!! Fuck these people.
Remember the 19 Democrats who approved Brooke Rollins for Secretary of Agriculture. Where are they today? Are they meeting with her to explain her job to the American people? Even a light eater cannot subsist on her meal. That is ONE meal and no "hole" milk! Those fat Senators should try to live on that meal!
If you told her that the vegetables were supposed to take up half the plate, she'd just move that one spear of broccoli to one side, and pile the rest on the other.
First, doesn't Bobby Brainworms also nod off in that first video? Second, who allegedly bought 500 big ones worth of Venezuelan oil when there's already a worldwide oil glut? I'm not believing that story.
If anything points to what a bag of narcissistic need is our Donnie Two Scoops it is having this woman follow him around and churn out feel good posts about Lard Ass which she sees on various social platforms.
A Hunka Hunka piece of Shit for brains and Craven Need. What a deranged POS!!!
today in 'Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit'
"US appeals court reverses decision that freed Mahmoud Khalil from ICE detention"
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/appeals-court-mahmoud-khalil-columbia-activist
I swear, there's always some fucking judge somewhere, willing to fuck shit up for Donny
Additionally, the Rethuglicans in the US Senate voted to give T💩p free rein to bomb Venezuela without Congressional approval. We are the baddies.
Kegsbreath can hardly contain his excitement
Neither can Micro Rubio.
Gotta steal that.
🤣
Truly Shocking Mary. (Tho Not..)
Madness. If I were Khalil, I’d move to another country.
we need people like Khalil here - just like we needed mlk, rosa parks, john lewis, gay activists . . . everyone who has successfully demanded the equal rights protected (so far) by the US Constitution.
because if trump gets a green light to strip human rights away from Khalil, that weakens the protections for all of us. and don't think for a minute that he would stop when it comes to anyone who isn't bending a knee.
brave souls deserve our support.
why any of want to remain in this country is beyond me. I think I would feel safer in Russia.
Because it's MY country, and I won't be run out of it by thugs!
My country, right or wrong, if right to be kept right and if wrong to be set right. -- Stephen Decatur, US Navy
Not sure about feeling safe in Russia…
Oh, but Khalil gets another chance: “The scheme Congress enacted governing immigration proceedings provides Khalil a meaningful forum in which to raise his claims later on – in a petition for review of a final order of removal”. Gee, thanks!
Don't wake them up and remind them that Trump replaced all the professional immigration judges with hacks who promised, to deport, after a 2-minute hearing, every non-white person from the country.
Those judges should google “hole milk and cream pies” and then click on the search results so they can proceed to vigorously harvest the key ingredient that can be used to serve themselves a liquid dinner that’s $3 cheaper than Bobby Brainworms’ recommended diet of chicken and broccoli, and contains plenty of protein
"A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla" looks like the Ag Sec has found the cure for obesity. Why does Bobby Brainworm look like he came out of a toaster oven? He's as dark as Ben Carson.
So let's look at this meal:
4 oz chicken; 150 calories
med flour tortilla; 150 calories
1 cup broccoli; 31 calories
other (assume 25%); 85 calories
Meal total: 416 calories
Daily total (3 meals) = 1,248 calories (assuming 3 equally 'filling' meals)
Women's daily requirement: 1,600 - 2,400 calories
Men's daily requirement: 2,000 - 3,000 calories
Does anyone recognize a problem that our US Ag Sec has overlooked?
How else are we each going to shed 400lbs this year, like the Lizard of Oz said?
His voice sounds toasted, too. I can’t stand to listen to it.
If we were to remember Ben Carson we would have to remember that he died from Covid, but since Covid was a Democrat hoax the only logical conclusion is that Ben Carson did not exist.
That was mister 9-9-9, the Black token from the previous Republican primary round.... uhhh, Herman Cain, I knew that name was still in my memory bank somewhere but it took a while to retrieve.
Still alive...
Abominable and that's what you get when you represent the unreconstructed.
Somebody somewhere has the whole Magaverse so fucking scared of the left they can’t take a shit cause their heads are in the way… c’mon people, just talk to us like we’re in the same damn country!
Why jail him. Just deport him I'm sure he doesnt want to be here anymore.
Great Jeff!
Forgive my ignorance-does this mean Mahmoud is Back in ice detention?
Imagine having to have a meeting with couchfuckMcgee!
Least said about prez fuckwit the better! 🙈
My eyes hurt just seeing those little girls anywhere near that disgusting creep.
yup
Both of those little girls are preternaturally well behaved. Neither of them made faces or held their noses. Also, when the younger one turns to her mother, she looks to me as if she is so weirded out that she is looking for reassurance.
They don't look quite as bad as the kids in the hostage video when Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced the return of child labor to Arkansas, but they obviously wondered why they were there.
Who farted eewwwwww !
Can we go home now ?
“Mommy, mommy, shouldn’t that foul smelling orange fuckface already be dead? It sure smells like he is.”
"Mommy, the fat orange man smells funny."
....and why is he sleeping?
😂😂😂
It borders on child abuse! 😡🤬💔🇺🇸
Abuse of everyone there, actually. And since when does Trump drink milk? How can he possibly have room for any milk when he drinks a dozen cans of Diet Coke every day?
The MFer lies every minute and every hour of the day
Ooops forgot about that FACT
He drinks milk, and I drink pink champagne for breakfast from a golden chalice every day with my hummingbird egg omelet.
Sounds delicious! 😂
I’m jealous 🫠
I wonder how his dentist can stand his mouth and smells. Does he even go to a dentist?
Trumps not eating the plate with one broccoli floret. He’s packing his pie hole with burgers and fries!🍟
Jabba always has room
He's probably lactose intolerant, which might account for some of the smell.
That has frequently crossed my mind. Then being too stubborn to stop eating ice cream or cheese.
Don’t think he knows what broccoli is or how to say it 🫤
Not 'borders' on abuse, but actually 'trauma inducing abuse'. And not just the children! They all were subjected to donny's 'hole milk' miasma.
When Orange Foolius eliminated the Department of Education, a stage filled with young, long-haired white girls served as his set design. I’m too dispirited to seek out the image, but a wiser fan of Uncle Jeff could find it.
Yeah, my heart doesn’t feel right about it either.
Did you see the portion of this shitshow where Trump kept touching one of the girls? And rubbed her back?
Ew, seriously?!? I hope they burned her clothes afterwards.
🤮🤮🤮
If someone came up to me and said “I’ve had a lot of cognitive tests”, I’d keep walking and not look back.
Each time he blathers on about the cognitive test, he fails it. His chucklefuck sycophants fail it as well.
I'm in Rome right now and the #1 Iquestion I get is some version of: What the fuck is going on in your country.?
Greed. Racism. Corruption. That's what's going on. 😭
Unfettered. Unabated. Brazen. Just gets worse every day.
This is exhausting. One of the dogs pissed on my couch this morning, a pipe broke in the wall, and someone just hit my husband's truck at the hardware store and left. There was some big ICE raids last night at a food plant that hasn't even made the news and my kid is freaking out because she knows the company she works for is next. And she is the one that has to deal them. It's only 11:15 am.
Fuck the fucking grifters in the ass with chain saw. I can't believe the violence I'm witnessing with my own eyes. We are at war with our own government. The cops won't do anything. Half the shit going isn't even making the news. This isn't about immigration. Its a dress rehearsal for civil war. Well, its fucking freezing day and getting colder. I hope their squirrel nuts freeze. Oh hey, some demonstrators are filling up water bottles with piss and throwing them at ICE. LOL, they were pissed on and pissed off. 😅🖕🖕
LISA! Stay safe... this is a nightmare and you're living it. Think of you all the time.
Sorry for the worst timeline ever. What a walking nightmare! Every day the proverbial zombies eat the babies and their attacks just. keep. coming.
This entire torch-the-USA effort feels like the massacre in Uvalde, TX. No one in charge stopping the madness as this country burns to the ground by grifters. Dystopia is here.
Not to mention a Congress which has largely neutered itself, with only a few remaining spots of light.
And violence is going on by ICE
I think we are all asking that same fucking question! 🤣😆😂
The rest of the world if about to tell the United States to go fuck itself. Rightfully so.
Portugal too. But I tell them it’s no longer my country. It’s the fascist country.
I'm in another country and getting the same questions. All I can say is that it's nothing I agree with but do apologize for, though I did my best to avoid it.
National suicide.
An AI was trained on the totality of recorded historical information and programmed to look for trends. It was prompted to generate a summary of what the world was like a thousand years ago, as a test of accuracy, and a projection of what the world would be like a thousand years from now.
"So how does the report about the world a thousand years ago look?"
"It's hard to read because it's written in some kind of Church Latin, but it seems to be a reasonable account of the major events and social conditions."
"How about the report for a thousand years from now?"
"That, I can't read at all. It's in Chinese."
The only thing that made sense to me yesterday was seeing the envoys from Greenland and Denmark sharing a cig after their meeting. Those were humans.
They look so unhappy in their photo. I saw a hint of smoke coming out of their ears....or was that the cigarette they shared? And was that a marijuana cigarette? I hope so.
To the tune of My Favorite Things:
Foul mouthed dumb idjits
Douchebags, fuckfaces
Moronic morons
Who can't tie their laces
Noem, Miller, Patel and Drumpf
Dingalings
These are few of my least favorite things!
Here's one for ya, Frosty that I put on the Wonkette thread earlier:
How to make an ICE goon bleed?
There really isn't much that you need
Apparently trying to drive away
Or maybe being polite and gay
And that brings the lying right wing screed
Haha, I can just imagine saintly Julie Andrews singing douchebags and fuckfaces. Or actually, no, I cannot imagine that
Why not? She was topless in the movie "10." It's not a long ride from being topless to singing douchebags and fuckfaces.
Wrong movie, Frosty. It was S.O. B.
😂😂😂
"The hills are alive with the sound of butt music."
I think she'd do it. But she's British, so she lives in a sane country.
She was actually a bit profane in private from what I’ve read over the years. Our sweet demure Julie!
Who’da Thunk?!?
Another reason to love her.
I can! She’s nor as treacly wholesome as you think. 😀
Frosty, I swear to god you have a gift! 😂😂😂
I think HI2thDoc does too!
I think you're right 💙
Me too!
👍👍
He's good!😃😃
Grammy winner!!!
Seems "Noem" is 2 syllables?
Easy for a Southern guy.
NO EMpathy
NICE ONE!
👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏
"whole milk.’ and it’s whole with a ‘w’ for those of you that have a problem.”" 😂😂
Right. We ALL have a problem, and it's Congress. Because if any of these elected assholes would do the right thing, we could be rid of the orange dotard.
Meanwhile, they're threatening the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis?!!! Fuck these people.
F**k them up the a** with a largemouth bass! (that was a favorite phrase of my worst boyfriend ever)
A piranha would be better.
Well, if they want an insurrection, we'd be less than polite not to give it to them 😂😂
JFC, what set of deranged parents would allow their daughters to be within a hundred yards of this person -- let alone in the same room?
my thought as well
And Lars Lokke Rasmussen needs to cut the diplomatic bull shit and say, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
I thought Ben Carson died from COVID after attending a Trump superspreader event in Tulsa, but that was Herman Cain
Alas.
Ben is pretty Benign so I’m not wishing anything bad on him.
An understandable mistake since a live Ben Carson resembles a lot of well-preserved corpses.
Yes, when I saw his name I screamed(in my head), “Isn’t he dead?” 🙁
He walks and talks like he's dead.
Remember the 19 Democrats who approved Brooke Rollins for Secretary of Agriculture. Where are they today? Are they meeting with her to explain her job to the American people? Even a light eater cannot subsist on her meal. That is ONE meal and no "hole" milk! Those fat Senators should try to live on that meal!
Minus the tortilla & the other thing, that's a Low carb diet plate. 🙄
If you told her that the vegetables were supposed to take up half the plate, she'd just move that one spear of broccoli to one side, and pile the rest on the other.
After today I'm calling her Rickrollins.
I'm guessing "One other thing" will become a new catch phrase. As in, "One other thing, Donny, eat a bag of dicks".
😂😂😂
And shove a tent pole . . .
I was thinking the "one other thing" was a thimble of hole milk but yours is much better.
First, doesn't Bobby Brainworms also nod off in that first video? Second, who allegedly bought 500 big ones worth of Venezuelan oil when there's already a worldwide oil glut? I'm not believing that story.
I'm wondering the same thing, Butch. WHO did we sell that oil to? It seems they're avoiding telling us.
Probably purchased with our tax money. 👹
No doubt about that.
And when was it produced? Krugman describes the viscosity of Venezuelan oil as "cold peanut butter." Who would want it if better is available?
I read somewhere that Citgo has the right type of refineries.
I thought that too about BB. Qater bought him some more, the oil doesn't count.
Always remember to title your posts before you hit the send button. Writer challenges.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-safety-of-a-queer-space-937a452fb809c5f1
Lets think about Dr King,
"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice."
— Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
I love your posts. Even though I post some silly sarcastic stuff, your posts make my heart sing.
I try my best Frosty. We all have to get through this.
And "The wheels of Justice grind slow but grind exceedingly fine." From that Big Book of Fiction none of them have ever actually read.
“Dumbfuckiest timeline ever…” I may be using dumbfuckiest from now on….thanks Jeff!
Human printer/fawning stalkerish nutcase Natalie Harp needs to have a Sharpie handy so SShitler can scrawl his name on that there Nobel Piece Prize
LOL
Hey, maybe she could also draw eyes on his eyelids so we'd never suspect he was snoozing!
😂😂😂
If anything points to what a bag of narcissistic need is our Donnie Two Scoops it is having this woman follow him around and churn out feel good posts about Lard Ass which she sees on various social platforms.
A Hunka Hunka piece of Shit for brains and Craven Need. What a deranged POS!!!