JFC. I was thinking what would it take for Congress to realize that DumpShit has us on the path to armageddon, aka MAD, Mutually Assured Destruction. I was thinking maybe some Marines going ashore on Greenland and watching them get arrested and put in a big chain link fenced area. Silly fucking me. No, these Repub assholes don't understand that they're going to glow bright like lightbulbs for a nano-second before becoming so much radioactive dust. Thanks for nothing morons.
we need people like Khalil here - just like we needed mlk, rosa parks, john lewis, gay activists . . . everyone who has successfully demanded the equal rights protected (so far) by the US Constitution.
because if trump gets a green light to strip human rights away from Khalil, that weakens the protections for all of us. and don't think for a minute that he would stop when it comes to anyone who isn't bending a knee.
Damnit, I'm the twelfth generation of our family to live in this country--in 1636 Massachusetts, then Maine in the late 1700's--I will NOT be chased off by the pathetically ignorant scion of a Bavarian deserter....who didn't even get here until 1885 and then promptly set about grifting a fortune.
Grandpa Drumpf then high-tailed it back to Bavaria with his disgracefully earned pile, but Bavarian officials wouldn't let him back in as he had avoided his mandatory military service (gee, doesn't THAT sound familiar!).
So the U.S. is the Drumpf second choice and I think we should signal Germany to send their version of Seal Team 6 to extract Donny and throw him in a German hoosegow to await a trial in the Hague. yeah, wishful thinking.
I agree. To watch the narcoleptic fart factory accepting that Nobel prize while grinning ear to ear, when everybody knows he campaigned for it, lobbied for it--practically even begged for it--the cringe factor went off the charts.
My partner and I have, for the past two decades (except two years during covid) taken a trip to PEI for cycling. I don't want to go this year...too embarrassed to face the Canadians who have always been so lovely and friendly. Everyday I get up with great hope and scan the news...only to find that...damn, he's still alive.
And my personal feeling (just a gut thing) is that trump wants ultimately to give (or sell, cheap) Greenland to Putin & that's why he's so hot to take it, by hook or by crook.
Apparently, it's the tech oligarchs that "need" a place for their "freedom city" where they have unlimited space and water to build their ginormous AI farm and live outside the constricts of regulated society.
Oh, but Khalil gets another chance: “The scheme Congress enacted governing immigration proceedings provides Khalil a meaningful forum in which to raise his claims later on – in a petition for review of a final order of removal”. Gee, thanks!
Don't wake them up and remind them that Trump replaced all the professional immigration judges with hacks who promised, to deport, after a 2-minute hearing, every non-white person from the country.
Those judges should google “hole milk and cream pies” and then click on the search results so they can proceed to vigorously harvest the key ingredient that can be used to serve themselves a liquid dinner that’s $3 cheaper than Bobby Brainworms’ recommended diet of chicken and broccoli, and contains plenty of protein
"A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla" looks like the Ag Sec has found the cure for obesity. Why does Bobby Brainworm look like he came out of a toaster oven? He's as dark as Ben Carson.
I knew someone, long ago, who looked JUST LIKE #WormyBoy. Same weird-colored skin, same muddy-looking eyes, same shaky voice, even the same body build.
He was a raging alcoholic, who later died as a result of a nasty case of hepatitis, ON TOP OF advanced cirrhosis of the liver.
Considering #WormyBoy's past extracurricular activities....🤔
Who am I kidding? I'd bet the right half of my ass that he & #Kegstand get together most nights & drink themselves into oblivion (while #Bumblefuck snorts Adderall off the top of the toilet tank).
Nah...Bobby's drug of choice is heroin. He does look toasted and roasted but I 'm guessing that's from his old drug habits and his new dietary choices.
Tanning beds... promoted (and sold) by "Dr." Joseph Mercola, online seller of supplements and other things he claims improve health. Much if not all of Brainworm's beliefs echo Mercola's advocacy including anti-vaccine claims.
If we were to remember Ben Carson we would have to remember that he died from Covid, but since Covid was a Democrat hoax the only logical conclusion is that Ben Carson did not exist.
That was mister 9-9-9, the Black token from the previous Republican primary round.... uhhh, Herman Cain, I knew that name was still in my memory bank somewhere but it took a while to retrieve.
Herman Cain . . . he died of COVID shortly after . . . let's let Wikipedia remind us:
Herman Cain Award
The Herman Cain Award is an ironic award given to people who expressed hesitancy toward COVID-19 vaccines or face masks, who later died from COVID-19 or its complications. The award is named after American businessman and political figure Herman Cain, a Republican politician who died of COVID-19 complications after attending a 2020 Trump Tulsa rally in support of then-President Donald Trump without wearing a face mask.... Continued in Wikipedia
Somebody somewhere has the whole Magaverse so fucking scared of the left they can’t take a shit cause their heads are in the way… c’mon people, just talk to us like we’re in the same damn country!
Still, I think the way for Denmark and Greenland to go is to file a lawsuit against the Trump administration. It is working for US states and some businesses. So, why not have a country do this?
Here is what German News in English is saying about European deployments to Greenland.
The planning seems naive to me. I hope I am wrong. Unfortunately for European leaders, they are so much more adult than any one in the Trump regime that they cannot believe that real adults would act like Trump.So, they are always making plans assuming they will be dealing with other adults, but they won't be. Not Unless they take it to court where US judges except for the criminals in SCOTUS are showing us who the adults in the US government are.
Both of those little girls are preternaturally well behaved. Neither of them made faces or held their noses. Also, when the younger one turns to her mother, she looks to me as if she is so weirded out that she is looking for reassurance.
They don't look quite as bad as the kids in the hostage video when Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced the return of child labor to Arkansas, but they obviously wondered why they were there.
I think the little girl was checking dumpy's shoes when she was looking under his desk, thinking there must be dog poop on them and that's why there's such an awful odor. She really does seem perplexed. The Mom is telling her she smells whatever it is, too and just try and hold your breath a bit until they can high tail out of there to glorious fresh air. .
Not that I endorse traumatizing children, but I wish those little girls had burst into tears and screamed in terror upon seeing Donny and then hearing RFKJr.’s voice
If you turn the volume up just a *leeeetle* bit, you can actually hear Trmup blow one out as she reacts and turns in shock and disgust to her mother...
Abuse of everyone there, actually. And since when does Trump drink milk? How can he possibly have room for any milk when he drinks a dozen cans of Diet Coke every day?
Somehow decaying donny got those gleaming veneers installed. I suspect he was comatose from general anesthesia, while cosmetic dentists rotated in and out of his treatment, overwhelmed by Trump’s body odor.
When Orange Foolius eliminated the Department of Education, a stage filled with young, long-haired white girls served as his set design. I’m too dispirited to seek out the image, but a wiser fan of Uncle Jeff could find it.
Regarding that “meal”, good luck getting your calories in for the day, not to mention the necessary amounts of protein, carbs, fiber, and proper nutrients.
Sorry for the worst timeline ever. What a walking nightmare! Every day the proverbial zombies eat the babies and their attacks just. keep. coming.
This entire torch-the-USA effort feels like the massacre in Uvalde, TX. No one in charge stopping the madness as this country burns to the ground by grifters. Dystopia is here.
I'm in another country and getting the same questions. All I can say is that it's nothing I agree with but do apologize for, though I did my best to avoid it.
An AI was trained on the totality of recorded historical information and programmed to look for trends. It was prompted to generate a summary of what the world was like a thousand years ago, as a test of accuracy, and a projection of what the world would be like a thousand years from now.
"So how does the report about the world a thousand years ago look?"
"It's hard to read because it's written in some kind of Church Latin, but it seems to be a reasonable account of the major events and social conditions."
"How about the report for a thousand years from now?"
Somebody should invent a game called "Hide the Giraffe" and give it to him for his birthday. Oh, sorry, it's a camel. "Hide the CAMEL." Sheesh. So now I just flunked the cognitive test. Woe is me.
They look so unhappy in their photo. I saw a hint of smoke coming out of their ears....or was that the cigarette they shared? And was that a marijuana cigarette? I hope so.
"whole milk.’ and it’s whole with a ‘w’ for those of you that have a problem.”" 😂😂
Right. We ALL have a problem, and it's Congress. Because if any of these elected assholes would do the right thing, we could be rid of the orange dotard.
Meanwhile, they're threatening the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis?!!! Fuck these people.
Remember the 19 Democrats who approved Brooke Rollins for Secretary of Agriculture. Where are they today? Are they meeting with her to explain her job to the American people? Even a light eater cannot subsist on her meal. That is ONE meal and no "hole" milk! Those fat Senators should try to live on that meal!
If you told her that the vegetables were supposed to take up half the plate, she'd just move that one spear of broccoli to one side, and pile the rest on the other.
Jeff, this morning after all that has occurred over the past couple of weeks, I feel obligated to use this quote from Hannah Arendt from an interview 1973.. “ The result of a consistent and total substitution of lies for factual truth is not that the lies will now be accepted as truth, and the truth be defamed as lies, but that the sense by which we take our bearings in the real world-and the category of truth vs falsehood is among the mental means to this end- is being destroyed” a post truth world is a dangerous and intolerable place to live… “Golf with MAGAs” a few days ago. First time I meet a new partner he is wearing a cap with a large cross and some Bible saying.. I told him I’m originally from the Seattle area and he asks how I like the new mayor? I said I have not lived there in over 15 years and any issues in that city are similar to other big cities around the nation… This fellow didn’t preach the gospel on the golf course but at lunch he went off… and with that I took off.. No lunch for me, I do not need a Bible thumper lecturing me.. I told him I’m not part of his tribe, he belongs to one of these mega churches, feels compelled to spread the good word.. like all religious MAGAs… Best to all, I need a day to rest up after all that malarkey.
I relish interacting with the religious zealots. When the Jehovah Witness comes to my door they will usually excuse themselves after 1/2 hour of me dismantling their pontifications.
First, doesn't Bobby Brainworms also nod off in that first video? Second, who allegedly bought 500 big ones worth of Venezuelan oil when there's already a worldwide oil glut? I'm not believing that story.
Just because he steals or scams, the Prize is not associated with his name. It’s like when a ballplayer gets his World Series ring stolen- the thief didn’t contribute to his team’s winning. So Donnyboy,
fuck off with that Peace Prize - you’ll never own one bestowed upon you by the Nobel committee
If anything points to what a bag of narcissistic need is our Donnie Two Scoops it is having this woman follow him around and churn out feel good posts about Lard Ass which she sees on various social platforms.
A Hunka Hunka piece of Shit for brains and Craven Need. What a deranged POS!!!
today in 'Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit'
"US appeals court reverses decision that freed Mahmoud Khalil from ICE detention"
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/appeals-court-mahmoud-khalil-columbia-activist
I swear, there's always some fucking judge somewhere, willing to fuck shit up for Donny
Additionally, the Rethuglicans in the US Senate voted to give T💩p free rein to bomb Venezuela without Congressional approval. We are the baddies.
Kegsbreath can hardly contain his excitement
Neither can Micro Rubio.
Gotta steal that.
🤣
Nor can Depends.
JFC. I was thinking what would it take for Congress to realize that DumpShit has us on the path to armageddon, aka MAD, Mutually Assured Destruction. I was thinking maybe some Marines going ashore on Greenland and watching them get arrested and put in a big chain link fenced area. Silly fucking me. No, these Repub assholes don't understand that they're going to glow bright like lightbulbs for a nano-second before becoming so much radioactive dust. Thanks for nothing morons.
Truly Shocking Mary. (Tho Not..)
Madness. If I were Khalil, I’d move to another country.
we need people like Khalil here - just like we needed mlk, rosa parks, john lewis, gay activists . . . everyone who has successfully demanded the equal rights protected (so far) by the US Constitution.
because if trump gets a green light to strip human rights away from Khalil, that weakens the protections for all of us. and don't think for a minute that he would stop when it comes to anyone who isn't bending a knee.
brave souls deserve our support.
Because it's MY country, and I won't be run out of it by thugs!
My country, right or wrong, if right to be kept right and if wrong to be set right. -- Stephen Decatur, US Navy
Damnit, I'm the twelfth generation of our family to live in this country--in 1636 Massachusetts, then Maine in the late 1700's--I will NOT be chased off by the pathetically ignorant scion of a Bavarian deserter....who didn't even get here until 1885 and then promptly set about grifting a fortune.
Grandpa Drumpf then high-tailed it back to Bavaria with his disgracefully earned pile, but Bavarian officials wouldn't let him back in as he had avoided his mandatory military service (gee, doesn't THAT sound familiar!).
So the U.S. is the Drumpf second choice and I think we should signal Germany to send their version of Seal Team 6 to extract Donny and throw him in a German hoosegow to await a trial in the Hague. yeah, wishful thinking.
Yeah, mine too, but how embarrassing that the entire rest of the planet now hates us and is terrified of what the delusioned one is going to do next.
I agree. To watch the narcoleptic fart factory accepting that Nobel prize while grinning ear to ear, when everybody knows he campaigned for it, lobbied for it--practically even begged for it--the cringe factor went off the charts.
My partner and I have, for the past two decades (except two years during covid) taken a trip to PEI for cycling. I don't want to go this year...too embarrassed to face the Canadians who have always been so lovely and friendly. Everyday I get up with great hope and scan the news...only to find that...damn, he's still alive.
Not sure about feeling safe in Russia…
I don’t see any daylight between US and Russia.
And my personal feeling (just a gut thing) is that trump wants ultimately to give (or sell, cheap) Greenland to Putin & that's why he's so hot to take it, by hook or by crook.
Apparently, it's the tech oligarchs that "need" a place for their "freedom city" where they have unlimited space and water to build their ginormous AI farm and live outside the constricts of regulated society.
Silly me. I thought it might be uranium to power the ever-needy AI data centers and their money addict overlords…
I spent some time living in Kazakhstan a while back, while adopting my son.
Right now, I think I WOULD feel safer in Kaz than I do here at the moment....
You'd probably get sent to the Ukrainian front lines. Sure that's safer?
Oh, but Khalil gets another chance: “The scheme Congress enacted governing immigration proceedings provides Khalil a meaningful forum in which to raise his claims later on – in a petition for review of a final order of removal”. Gee, thanks!
Don't wake them up and remind them that Trump replaced all the professional immigration judges with hacks who promised, to deport, after a 2-minute hearing, every non-white person from the country.
Remember when we seriously used to worry about… wait for it…
‘North Korea’? 😆😂🤣
Those judges should google “hole milk and cream pies” and then click on the search results so they can proceed to vigorously harvest the key ingredient that can be used to serve themselves a liquid dinner that’s $3 cheaper than Bobby Brainworms’ recommended diet of chicken and broccoli, and contains plenty of protein
"A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla" looks like the Ag Sec has found the cure for obesity. Why does Bobby Brainworm look like he came out of a toaster oven? He's as dark as Ben Carson.
So let's look at this meal:
4 oz chicken; 150 calories
med flour tortilla; 150 calories
1 cup broccoli; 31 calories
other (assume 25%); 85 calories
Meal total: 416 calories
Daily total (3 meals) = 1,248 calories (assuming 3 equally 'filling' meals)
Women's daily requirement: 1,600 - 2,400 calories
Men's daily requirement: 2,000 - 3,000 calories
Does anyone recognize a problem that our US Ag Sec has overlooked?
How else are we each going to shed 400lbs this year, like the Lizard of Oz said?
It's a gulag menu.
His voice sounds toasted, too. I can’t stand to listen to it.
As The Daily Show put it recently via Jordan Klepper: "He has a face for radio and a voice for closed captioning."
😂🤣😂
It's like he gargled with all the Draino.
I knew someone, long ago, who looked JUST LIKE #WormyBoy. Same weird-colored skin, same muddy-looking eyes, same shaky voice, even the same body build.
He was a raging alcoholic, who later died as a result of a nasty case of hepatitis, ON TOP OF advanced cirrhosis of the liver.
Considering #WormyBoy's past extracurricular activities....🤔
<Snort>
Who am I kidding? I'd bet the right half of my ass that he & #Kegstand get together most nights & drink themselves into oblivion (while #Bumblefuck snorts Adderall off the top of the toilet tank).
Nah...Bobby's drug of choice is heroin. He does look toasted and roasted but I 'm guessing that's from his old drug habits and his new dietary choices.
Lord, hear our prayer.
Tanning beds... promoted (and sold) by "Dr." Joseph Mercola, online seller of supplements and other things he claims improve health. Much if not all of Brainworm's beliefs echo Mercola's advocacy including anti-vaccine claims.
The "one other thing" could be a verry. One berry. You know, to stay withing that $3 limit.
If we were to remember Ben Carson we would have to remember that he died from Covid, but since Covid was a Democrat hoax the only logical conclusion is that Ben Carson did not exist.
That was mister 9-9-9, the Black token from the previous Republican primary round.... uhhh, Herman Cain, I knew that name was still in my memory bank somewhere but it took a while to retrieve.
My mistake. Sorry
'sOK, both Carson and Cain had faded so much in my memory it was an effort to recall which was which
Herman Cain . . . he died of COVID shortly after . . . let's let Wikipedia remind us:
Herman Cain Award
The Herman Cain Award is an ironic award given to people who expressed hesitancy toward COVID-19 vaccines or face masks, who later died from COVID-19 or its complications. The award is named after American businessman and political figure Herman Cain, a Republican politician who died of COVID-19 complications after attending a 2020 Trump Tulsa rally in support of then-President Donald Trump without wearing a face mask.... Continued in Wikipedia
Still alive...
My mistake, sorry! I even searched for his obit, found several but apparently the wrong guy. comment idiotique!
It doesn't matter. If you're stupid enough to become the GOP's token Black person, you're essentially dead anyway.
Somebody somewhere has the whole Magaverse so fucking scared of the left they can’t take a shit cause their heads are in the way… c’mon people, just talk to us like we’re in the same damn country!
Still, I think the way for Denmark and Greenland to go is to file a lawsuit against the Trump administration. It is working for US states and some businesses. So, why not have a country do this?
Here is what German News in English is saying about European deployments to Greenland.
https://youtu.be/Qk28mVrzirk?si=VvRORJh5tkKLiRwi
The planning seems naive to me. I hope I am wrong. Unfortunately for European leaders, they are so much more adult than any one in the Trump regime that they cannot believe that real adults would act like Trump.So, they are always making plans assuming they will be dealing with other adults, but they won't be. Not Unless they take it to court where US judges except for the criminals in SCOTUS are showing us who the adults in the US government are.
Abominable and that's what you get when you represent the unreconstructed.
Great Jeff!
Forgive my ignorance-does this mean Mahmoud is Back in ice detention?
Imagine having to have a meeting with couchfuckMcgee!
Least said about prez fuckwit the better! 🙈
Why jail him. Just deport him I'm sure he doesnt want to be here anymore.
My eyes hurt just seeing those little girls anywhere near that disgusting creep.
yup
Both of those little girls are preternaturally well behaved. Neither of them made faces or held their noses. Also, when the younger one turns to her mother, she looks to me as if she is so weirded out that she is looking for reassurance.
They don't look quite as bad as the kids in the hostage video when Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced the return of child labor to Arkansas, but they obviously wondered why they were there.
I was wondering, too. Something to do with milk, I guess.
Or Scump’s prurient interest.
Who farted eewwwwww !
Can we go home now ?
“Mommy, mommy, shouldn’t that foul smelling orange fuckface already be dead? It sure smells like he is.”
I think the little girl was checking dumpy's shoes when she was looking under his desk, thinking there must be dog poop on them and that's why there's such an awful odor. She really does seem perplexed. The Mom is telling her she smells whatever it is, too and just try and hold your breath a bit until they can high tail out of there to glorious fresh air. .
An excellent theory!
"Mommy, the fat orange man smells funny."
....and why is he sleeping?
Not that I endorse traumatizing children, but I wish those little girls had burst into tears and screamed in terror upon seeing Donny and then hearing RFKJr.’s voice
If you turn the volume up just a *leeeetle* bit, you can actually hear Trmup blow one out as she reacts and turns in shock and disgust to her mother...
Oh good Lord.
😂😂😂
It borders on child abuse! 😡🤬💔🇺🇸
Abuse of everyone there, actually. And since when does Trump drink milk? How can he possibly have room for any milk when he drinks a dozen cans of Diet Coke every day?
The MFer lies every minute and every hour of the day
He drinks milk, and I drink pink champagne for breakfast from a golden chalice every day with my hummingbird egg omelet.
Sounds delicious! 😂
I’m jealous 🫠
Yes, it's awesome!
Trumps not eating the plate with one broccoli floret. He’s packing his pie hole with burgers and fries!🍟
The only "hole" he knows is the one in his head. No wonder he was surprised by the dubbya.
That remark DEFINITELY had me snorting w/ derision. And he seemed SO PROUD of himself for knowing it's "whole" & not "hole".
He probably only learned that RIGHT BEFORE he sat in front of the cameras. 🤪
He drinks hole milk just before every cognitive test.
😆
I wonder how his dentist can stand his mouth and smells. Does he even go to a dentist?
Somehow decaying donny got those gleaming veneers installed. I suspect he was comatose from general anesthesia, while cosmetic dentists rotated in and out of his treatment, overwhelmed by Trump’s body odor.
He's probably lactose intolerant, which might account for some of the smell.
That has frequently crossed my mind. Then being too stubborn to stop eating ice cream or cheese.
Early in the first term, we learned that he was served two scoops of ice cream, while White House guests were limited to one scoop apiece.
Jabba always has room
He drinks lots of hole milk.
Don’t think he knows what broccoli is or how to say it 🫤
He poses proudly with an untrimmed broccoli stalk.
Not 'borders' on abuse, but actually 'trauma inducing abuse'. And not just the children! They all were subjected to donny's 'hole milk' miasma.
When Orange Foolius eliminated the Department of Education, a stage filled with young, long-haired white girls served as his set design. I’m too dispirited to seek out the image, but a wiser fan of Uncle Jeff could find it.
Yeah, my heart doesn’t feel right about it either.
Did you see the portion of this shitshow where Trump kept touching one of the girls? And rubbed her back?
Ew, seriously?!? I hope they burned her clothes afterwards.
🤮🤮🤮
No! Really? That mother let The Perv rub on her girls? That is disgusting and abusive.
What in the name of Weeping Jesus did this woman hope to gain by insisting her daughters suffer through that foul charade? What a freaking monster.
Seriously?
Regarding that “meal”, good luck getting your calories in for the day, not to mention the necessary amounts of protein, carbs, fiber, and proper nutrients.
How could any mother let her little girls get near The Stench? It's mind boggling.
Seriously 😒
I'm in Rome right now and the #1 Iquestion I get is some version of: What the fuck is going on in your country.?
Greed. Racism. Corruption. That's what's going on. 😭
Unfettered. Unabated. Brazen. Just gets worse every day.
Not to mention a Congress which has largely neutered itself, with only a few remaining spots of light.
And violence is going on by ICE
Don't forget murder and kidnapping.
Depending on the day it’s corruption, racism and greed😵💫
Don’t forget fascism!
Sorry for the worst timeline ever. What a walking nightmare! Every day the proverbial zombies eat the babies and their attacks just. keep. coming.
This entire torch-the-USA effort feels like the massacre in Uvalde, TX. No one in charge stopping the madness as this country burns to the ground by grifters. Dystopia is here.
LISA! Stay safe... this is a nightmare and you're living it. Think of you all the time.
Sorry about your couch, and wonder if that's a turn-on for JD.
Nature's Miracle really is a miracle, BTW. It takes care of most stains, but more importantly, most smells
Very good, perfect matter of fact and I bet it is, he is a sick fuck!
Feel better!
Oh Lisa, I do feel your pain sorry but you awful day actually made me laugh so at your expense you did give me some hope ‘WE are not alone!
Is that like flu? Temp, puking and ICE?
🥺
The rest of the world if about to tell the United States to go fuck itself. Rightfully so.
Canada already has. China has emerged as a more reliable partner.
I think we are all asking that same fucking question! 🤣😆😂
Portugal too. But I tell them it’s no longer my country. It’s the fascist country.
I'm in another country and getting the same questions. All I can say is that it's nothing I agree with but do apologize for, though I did my best to avoid it.
National suicide.
An AI was trained on the totality of recorded historical information and programmed to look for trends. It was prompted to generate a summary of what the world was like a thousand years ago, as a test of accuracy, and a projection of what the world would be like a thousand years from now.
"So how does the report about the world a thousand years ago look?"
"It's hard to read because it's written in some kind of Church Latin, but it seems to be a reasonable account of the major events and social conditions."
"How about the report for a thousand years from now?"
"That, I can't read at all. It's in Chinese."
If someone came up to me and said “I’ve had a lot of cognitive tests”, I’d keep walking and not look back.
Each time he blathers on about the cognitive test, he fails it. His chucklefuck sycophants fail it as well.
Somebody should invent a game called "Hide the Giraffe" and give it to him for his birthday. Oh, sorry, it's a camel. "Hide the CAMEL." Sheesh. So now I just flunked the cognitive test. Woe is me.
He only *wishes* it was a giraffe and not a camel (or a mushroom).
The only thing that made sense to me yesterday was seeing the envoys from Greenland and Denmark sharing a cig after their meeting. Those were humans.
They look so unhappy in their photo. I saw a hint of smoke coming out of their ears....or was that the cigarette they shared? And was that a marijuana cigarette? I hope so.
To the tune of My Favorite Things:
Foul mouthed dumb idjits
Douchebags, fuckfaces
Moronic morons
Who can't tie their laces
Noem, Miller, Patel and Drumpf
Dingalings
These are few of my least favorite things!
Here's one for ya, Frosty that I put on the Wonkette thread earlier:
How to make an ICE goon bleed?
There really isn't much that you need
Apparently trying to drive away
Or maybe being polite and gay
And that brings the lying right wing screed
Haha, I can just imagine saintly Julie Andrews singing douchebags and fuckfaces. Or actually, no, I cannot imagine that
"The hills are alive with the sound of butt music."
The hills are alive with the sound of facists”
Why not? She was topless in the movie "10." It's not a long ride from being topless to singing douchebags and fuckfaces.
Wrong movie, Frosty. It was S.O. B.
Bo Derek was in “10”
For some reason, I thought that Mary Poppins and Bo Derek were in competition for the main character's affections in 10. My mistake!
😂😂😂
I think she'd do it. But she's British, so she lives in a sane country.
Nope we did brexit remember. UK, well England aint sane.
She was actually a bit profane in private from what I’ve read over the years. Our sweet demure Julie!
Who’da Thunk?!?
Another reason to love her.
I can! She’s nor as treacly wholesome as you think. 😀
Grammy winner!!!
Frosty, I swear to god you have a gift! 😂😂😂
I think HI2thDoc does too!
I think you're right 💙
👍👍
Me too!
He's good!😃😃
Seems "Noem" is 2 syllables?
Easy for a Southern guy.
NO EMpathy
NICE ONE!
👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏
"whole milk.’ and it’s whole with a ‘w’ for those of you that have a problem.”" 😂😂
Right. We ALL have a problem, and it's Congress. Because if any of these elected assholes would do the right thing, we could be rid of the orange dotard.
Meanwhile, they're threatening the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis?!!! Fuck these people.
F**k them up the a** with a largemouth bass! (that was a favorite phrase of my worst boyfriend ever)
A piranha would be better.
Up the banana with a large-mouthed banana …?
LOL!!
but then it wouldn’t rhyme.
Well, if they want an insurrection, we'd be less than polite not to give it to them 😂😂
JFC, what set of deranged parents would allow their daughters to be within a hundred yards of this person -- let alone in the same room?
my thought as well
And Lars Lokke Rasmussen needs to cut the diplomatic bull shit and say, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
Remember the 19 Democrats who approved Brooke Rollins for Secretary of Agriculture. Where are they today? Are they meeting with her to explain her job to the American people? Even a light eater cannot subsist on her meal. That is ONE meal and no "hole" milk! Those fat Senators should try to live on that meal!
Minus the tortilla & the other thing, that's a Low carb diet plate. 🙄
If you told her that the vegetables were supposed to take up half the plate, she'd just move that one spear of broccoli to one side, and pile the rest on the other.
After today I'm calling her Rickrollins.
I'm guessing "One other thing" will become a new catch phrase. As in, "One other thing, Donny, eat a bag of dicks".
I was thinking the "one other thing" was a thimble of hole milk but yours is much better.
😂😂😂
And shove a tent pole . . .
I thought Ben Carson died from COVID after attending a Trump superspreader event in Tulsa, but that was Herman Cain
Yes, when I saw his name I screamed(in my head), “Isn’t he dead?” 🙁
I’m not entirely sure he isn’t dead. He seems “deader” than the last time I saw him🧟
Yeah, he’s always seemed kind of “dead” to me.
Alas.
Ben is pretty Benign so I’m not wishing anything bad on him.
An understandable mistake since a live Ben Carson resembles a lot of well-preserved corpses.
"Well-preserved" is matter of opinion, I think.
🤮
He walks and talks like he's dead.
Jeff, this morning after all that has occurred over the past couple of weeks, I feel obligated to use this quote from Hannah Arendt from an interview 1973.. “ The result of a consistent and total substitution of lies for factual truth is not that the lies will now be accepted as truth, and the truth be defamed as lies, but that the sense by which we take our bearings in the real world-and the category of truth vs falsehood is among the mental means to this end- is being destroyed” a post truth world is a dangerous and intolerable place to live… “Golf with MAGAs” a few days ago. First time I meet a new partner he is wearing a cap with a large cross and some Bible saying.. I told him I’m originally from the Seattle area and he asks how I like the new mayor? I said I have not lived there in over 15 years and any issues in that city are similar to other big cities around the nation… This fellow didn’t preach the gospel on the golf course but at lunch he went off… and with that I took off.. No lunch for me, I do not need a Bible thumper lecturing me.. I told him I’m not part of his tribe, he belongs to one of these mega churches, feels compelled to spread the good word.. like all religious MAGAs… Best to all, I need a day to rest up after all that malarkey.
I admire your level of tolerance Fredo
Make America Grotesque Again?
Yes, and to make matters worse.. have you heard about Project 2026 put out by Heritage? Worse than P2025… it’s the blueprint folks… read it and weep.
😭🤬
I would have bolted too. Good grief. I dont know how you do it!
I might have decked him.😡
You definitely did the right thing!
Time to find some new golf partners Fredo. No more of those old timey types preaching their religion.
I relish interacting with the religious zealots. When the Jehovah Witness comes to my door they will usually excuse themselves after 1/2 hour of me dismantling their pontifications.
Always remember to title your posts before you hit the send button. Writer challenges.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-safety-of-a-queer-space-937a452fb809c5f1
Lets think about Dr King,
"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice."
— Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
I love your posts. Even though I post some silly sarcastic stuff, your posts make my heart sing.
I try my best Frosty. We all have to get through this.
And "The wheels of Justice grind slow but grind exceedingly fine." From that Big Book of Fiction none of them have ever actually read.
First, doesn't Bobby Brainworms also nod off in that first video? Second, who allegedly bought 500 big ones worth of Venezuelan oil when there's already a worldwide oil glut? I'm not believing that story.
I'm wondering the same thing, Butch. WHO did we sell that oil to? It seems they're avoiding telling us.
Probably purchased with our tax money. 👹
No doubt about that.
And when was it produced? Krugman describes the viscosity of Venezuelan oil as "cold peanut butter." Who would want it if better is available?
I read somewhere that Citgo has the right type of refineries.
and also, the big-ass oil companies already told Donny nah, we’ll pass, it’s not worth it.
I thought that too about BB. Qater bought him some more, the oil doesn't count.
Human printer/fawning stalkerish nutcase Natalie Harp needs to have a Sharpie handy so SShitler can scrawl his name on that there Nobel Piece Prize
LOL
Hey, maybe she could also draw eyes on his eyelids so we'd never suspect he was snoozing!
Just because he steals or scams, the Prize is not associated with his name. It’s like when a ballplayer gets his World Series ring stolen- the thief didn’t contribute to his team’s winning. So Donnyboy,
fuck off with that Peace Prize - you’ll never own one bestowed upon you by the Nobel committee
He’s such a shallow egotist that the fact that he hasn’t earned anything in his life doesn’t bother him
😂😂😂
If anything points to what a bag of narcissistic need is our Donnie Two Scoops it is having this woman follow him around and churn out feel good posts about Lard Ass which she sees on various social platforms.
A Hunka Hunka piece of Shit for brains and Craven Need. What a deranged POS!!!