today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit —
it's now confirmed that all six members of the US refueling plane that crashed in Iraq are dead. so let's congratulate Donny as the death count in his illegal war on Iran continues to rise
Hegseth’s asinine speech was another one for the records. We will continue with “no mercy” and then he did an awkward slow motion punch in the air. 😫 We are now set up perfectly for revenge and without our usual allies because this country cannot be trusted.
James.. I don't see relief in sight but we have to have some hope. Who knows when it will start manifesting itself but don't lose it. We HAVE to overcome this terrible situation an uninformed public, greedy billionaires and feckless Republicans have created.
I hope Trump sees them. I hear that Trump is begging Iran to end the war, and instead is telling us the war is almost over, and telling his usual lies. His war is murdering people. Tim Mak of Counterintelligence does daily numbers. Paul Krugman had some brief discussion today of the state of oil.
I listened to about one minute of hegseth’s speech knowing how it’d go. All I remember thinking is why does he have to be such a juvenile fucking asshole? The name calling reminds me of the middle school boys I work with.
I've been calling this administration sadists since the start. I was wondering why others weren't also accurately referring to them as sadists, but I see some are. Referring to them as sociopaths is also accurate.
Me, too! While I was watching the repugnicant primary debates in 2016, I said, "This guy is a SADIST!" Since then, I have refused to speak his foul name. Instead, he is the Orange Sadist -- recently changed to have a middle name, the Orange Pedophilic Sadist. Yes, it takes longer to type. But well worth it.
Yes, Sick-twisted-evil-sadist. This is from Malcolm Nance about Hegseth. The lines he focuses on would make a good meme. He is talking about it about 24 minutes in.
Arrested Development is one of my all time favorite shows Mike.
I just want to say thanks for ruining it for me. Now when I think about it I’ll always be picturing poopy pants’ family.
Amazing how sometimes life imitates art.
Sadly, you are right: there is no better real life example of Arrested Development than the trump family…with one exception: Jason Bateman was the one sane person in the family.
Whereas with the trump family there is no one in or anywhere near the family who is sane, not evil or (mostly) both.
Yesterday Ben Meiselas and Malcolm Nance talked about the concern of Hegseth with his looks. This is from Malcolm Nance about Hegseth today. The lines he focuses on would make a good meme. He is talking about it about 24 minutes in.
Did you see that Kegsbreath didn't like the photos the press used from that adolescent speech, so now "no more photos will be allowed to be taken"? His vanity is more important than the content of his stupid press conferences.
Malcolm Nance has been doing daily podcasts of the Iran war together with Danish former agent Jacob Kaarsbo, and he was going off on what Hegseth said about the Strait of Hormuz.
Those "suckers and losers" won't even get a mention from The Convicted Felon. He's too busy being distracted by blondes in his pressers. Gawd, I hate that pig.
The numbers of dead and wounded are going to grow, and all to fill Trump and his family and friend's already overfull coffers. It is absolutely sickening to me.
I attended an anti war rally yesterday in Germany, the country where the surviving soldiers get flown to Ramstein airbase for treatment. There is no airbase in this city, but my husband did read in the paper today that some of the strategic reserves or oil that are being released are coming from our city here. I wonder how people here will receive that news. I instead wrote about the rally, but it is mainly pictures of signs, because I could not hear the speakers that well, and did not have means to take notes.
It’s just heartbreaking and so unnecessary and dangerous. I’m afraid he won’t stop until he gets to play with some nukes. He and Kegbreath are sadists and bloodthirsty trolls. It’s frightening as fuck.
In the spirit of giving credit where credit is due, we can't allow ourselves to forget The Orange One's unrivaled ability to bring out the absolute worst in others.
Re "Goddammit, here’s a situation that’s annoying as fuck. I just discovered that the item with which I was going to conclude this post is a photoshopped fake — at least, I could not independently verify its existence — and now I’ve written myself into a corner and don’t have a proper ending. if this were a Monty Python sketch, I could just end it with a big foot coming down and crushing everything."
And, by doing that, you proved your standards are higher than the President's, the White House staff's, and the Republican Party's.
I like the clip of Melania’s speech where he just has to stand by fidgeting and listen to it. You can tell they hate each other and I so love that for them.
Don't forget laser focused. On what? Hiding an affair? Getting a new hat? Watching paint dry? For the life of me I can't figure out what she does all day.
Can’t like this. I have friends who’ve been in this country for decades and still have a strong accent from their birth language. Some people just don’t get language sound reproduction. They still have worthwhile things to say.
This does not include the person under discussion of course.
But can they, like Melania, afford the best tutors for American English ennunciation? I think with resources and effort one absolutely can improve. My Croatian mom, with a high school education, worked so hard on her accent, mostly through listening to the radio and television at first. Then in her early forties she attended community college for two years (got a AA in journalism!) in order to improve her language skills so she could be better understood by her friends and neighbors. It was important to her. And she had these resources, so I'm not comparing to your friends. I think either Melania is brain damaged (which is sad and regrettable) or she just doesn't care.
I agree that with determination (and resources , which she certainly has!) improvement can happen. I do have a reaction to people mocking accents though. Maybe it’s my problem!
I have a friend who came here the same year as Melania (from Mexico) and she speaks English without a trace of an accent — in addition to Spanish and French.
Imagine the scintillating conversations they must have: she, the visionary, and he, the stable genius." Why haven't they solved all the world's problems by now?!!
Ok Paula, about Melania, near the end of that list (she’s getting to be a big bullshitter now too) anyway she says “and of course my career een thuh feelem eendustree)” and she is right because we know what she did at the Kit Kat Klub and Epstein. Hired her to feelem She probably was not very good at that but it’s on her list.
Feel free to subscribe to my Substack for a daily or almost-daily posting of limericks, rhymes and songs that express my deep resentment towards that idiot and his sycophantic and entitled brood of wannabe dictators.
A perfect script today Jeff! He is a blundering fool. I read he called Leavitt- Kellyanne Conway… enough already! Try to have a safe and pleasant weekend everyone!
I’m with you Sandra. I seem to always throw up a little bit in my mouth when he talks.
What I don’t understand is how any woman could like him; yet, apparently, there are thousands or maybe (god forbid) millions of women who like him. How can that be? Are they masochists?
I understand why lots of men like him. Men are assholes and men tend to admire men that are bigger assholes than themselves. I am free to say this because I am a man and I am well aware of being an asshole. Most men try (including myself) not to be an asshole…but it’s really hard.
In summation: a lot of people seem to think that being the biggest asshole on earth is really cool (just look at the drool on Elon and Lindsey’s faces). I just don’t understand how there could be any women or immigrants in that group.
It’s like a butterfly looking at praying mantis and saying “hey, that guy looks really cool!” WTF
Women can be assholes, too, so dont kid yourself that they can't. There's also "institutionalized misogyny", which has hundreds of years of practice. "Might makes right" since early times has plenty of women. They are trained in this from birth onward. "Submit to your husbands" and that kind of crap.
I don’t understand nor can I explain but I have hope in the younger generation of men, although many are still assholes. I managed to raise a son who is loving & cherishes his wife & daughters & me (although I have my own problems). Also, my two sons-in-law & my newest grandson-in-law, are kind, responsible & cherish their women. I do believe it’s learned behavior. I am fortunate to have a husband who also has those qualities.
I don’t believe you are an asshole, assholes never recognize themselves as assholes nor admit it! You may do things that you label as asshole but who isn’t at times?
A visionary? Laser focused? A philanthropist? (I don’t really care…) A filmmaker? How the fuck did she get through that speech without gagging, laughing, or being struck down by lightning? She left out the one thing I think we might have to concede: actress.
One of the sadder moments of the many we have experienced under the Repub reign of error was the entire United Nations audience sitting respectfully while she blithered on in incomprehensible pseudo-English about how much she cares about kids. Within about 24 hours of hubby being commander of the brave men who blew a girls school to smithereens, killing about 150 girls. Why no shoes being throw? Why did nobody walk out? What does it take for the powerful to exhibit even a bit of spine???
Because the US has some role of being the big boss of the Security Council this month, and Donny didn’t feel like doing it, so he sicced Melanoma on the diplomats. Who all treated her like a normal human.
Thanks Nancy! I get it. Probably Trump knew he would be booed and rightfully so. So he got to be the big cheese standing in front of the United Nations and not get booed because melanoma was speaking. He probably then thumbed his nose at them as he was leaving. He’s areal class act.
Please, as a well trained and working actor, do not confuse "poker face" with actual acting. She's shown no signs of acting with the stone face. Costuming, yes. Acting, ewww, no!
Just when I thought that he couldn't get more demented....And then this AI generated dribble comes out of the mouth of his trophy concubine! Yeah, the Monty Python meme is totally appropriate.😵💫😵💫😵💫
The image of that rancid anus-mouth descendending on anyone will haunt me to the depths of hell. Katie Britt is the creep who actually creeps out the other creeps.
Regarding the thing about faking a book report—when I was in fourth grade we had to present book reports each month. I read lots of books but got tired of doing reports on them because they were usually a little more adult and I felt too much pressure writing about them well.
So I started just inventing books and authors and talking about them, and if the teacher knew he never let on and I kept getting As.
Whoops. Hit the send button accidentally … again. Let me try this again:
Babe, I’ll bet you were a real looker and he was a dirty old man; or, you’re just a really good entertaining writer and because of that he let it slide. Maybe all of the above
Jeff did you see the clip where Donnie goes on and in about Kellyanne Conway and the wonderful job she’s doing…but he was looking at KKKarolyn Lyin Leavitt? His brain is constantly short circuiting and he is “leading” this war.
Glad you’re up and at ‘em this morning. Buckle up. It’s Friday the 13th (which my father thought of as his lucky day). Shit most weird will most definitely happen.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit —
it's now confirmed that all six members of the US refueling plane that crashed in Iraq are dead. so let's congratulate Donny as the death count in his illegal war on Iran continues to rise
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0dz5ql17vo
Hegseth’s asinine speech was another one for the records. We will continue with “no mercy” and then he did an awkward slow motion punch in the air. 😫 We are now set up perfectly for revenge and without our usual allies because this country cannot be trusted.
I don't want to "heart" this because it's all so tragic. We are fuuuuuuucked.
We really are.... and 15 mnths into this second phase of a nightmare, there is still no hope in sight.
James.. I don't see relief in sight but we have to have some hope. Who knows when it will start manifesting itself but don't lose it. We HAVE to overcome this terrible situation an uninformed public, greedy billionaires and feckless Republicans have created.
On the Meidas News today Ben Meiselas threw in some Iranian and Chinese AI pieces mocking Trump and the war about 20 minutes in.
https://meidastouch.substack.com/p/meidastouch-full-podcast-31326-ad?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
I hope Trump sees them. I hear that Trump is begging Iran to end the war, and instead is telling us the war is almost over, and telling his usual lies. His war is murdering people. Tim Mak of Counterintelligence does daily numbers. Paul Krugman had some brief discussion today of the state of oil.
Thanks for the Meidas link. I love seeing him being mocked.
I listened to about one minute of hegseth’s speech knowing how it’d go. All I remember thinking is why does he have to be such a juvenile fucking asshole? The name calling reminds me of the middle school boys I work with.
Pete is an excitable drunk...
I think he gets sexually excited talking about blowing up Iranians. But…it could be anyone, I think. What’s the word for that? Sadist?
Sociopath, or psychopath.
It could be both.
I've been calling this administration sadists since the start. I was wondering why others weren't also accurately referring to them as sadists, but I see some are. Referring to them as sociopaths is also accurate.
Me, too! While I was watching the repugnicant primary debates in 2016, I said, "This guy is a SADIST!" Since then, I have refused to speak his foul name. Instead, he is the Orange Sadist -- recently changed to have a middle name, the Orange Pedophilic Sadist. Yes, it takes longer to type. But well worth it.
Yes, Sick-twisted-evil-sadist. This is from Malcolm Nance about Hegseth. The lines he focuses on would make a good meme. He is talking about it about 24 minutes in.
https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/us-iran-warcast-day-14-live-w-malcolm?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Serial killer.
This is from Malcolm Nance about Hegseth. The lines he focuses on would make a good meme. He is talking about it about 24 minutes in.
https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/us-iran-warcast-day-14-live-w-malcolm?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Not seeing it.
Which brings us to the Warren Zevon part of the program
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fZokPAuhD6k&list=RDfZokPAuhD6k&start_radio=1&pp=ygUlZXhjaXRhYmxlIGJveSB3YXJyZW4gemV2b24gZnVsbCBhbGJ1baAHAQ%3D%3D#bottom-sheet
I thought your were going to post a link to "Lawyers, Guns, and Money."
He is such a douchebag. He seems to think he’s cool. He just sounds like a weak minded idiot.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
Basically, Heggie always sounds like Kevin Bacon in Animal House: "ALL IS WELL!!!! STAY CALM!!! ALL IS WELL!!!!"
This is from Malcolm Nance about Hegseth. THe lines he focuses on would make a good meme. He is talking about it about 24 minutes in.
https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/us-iran-warcast-day-14-live-w-malcolm?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
A most serious (and unique)case of Arrested Development and douchebaggery.
Arrested Development is one of my all time favorite shows Mike.
I just want to say thanks for ruining it for me. Now when I think about it I’ll always be picturing poopy pants’ family.
Amazing how sometimes life imitates art.
Sadly, you are right: there is no better real life example of Arrested Development than the trump family…with one exception: Jason Bateman was the one sane person in the family.
Whereas with the trump family there is no one in or anywhere near the family who is sane, not evil or (mostly) both.
Mary Trump.
and her brother, Fred Trump III
Don't forget INSANELY wealthy, entitled, and vindictive. No halfway intelligent lawmaker will cross them.
Let's save time and reserve a suite (with makeup studio) at the Hague.
I'm concerned that we as citizens of a country gone 'rogue' will be punished as well, thanks to those who voted for the traitor.
Why make a reservation? There’s no time like the present. And when someone finally arrests Donny, I’m sure walk-ins will be welcome.
Yesterday Ben Meiselas and Malcolm Nance talked about the concern of Hegseth with his looks. This is from Malcolm Nance about Hegseth today. The lines he focuses on would make a good meme. He is talking about it about 24 minutes in.
https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/us-iran-warcast-day-14-live-w-malcolm?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Did you see that Kegsbreath didn't like the photos the press used from that adolescent speech, so now "no more photos will be allowed to be taken"? His vanity is more important than the content of his stupid press conferences.
Andy Borowitz is doing an excellent job of sharing the ugly photos Kegsbreath doesn't want us to see! Check out Notes.
See Hegseth today through Malcolm Nance's eyes. The lines he focuses on would make a good meme. He is talking about it about 24 minutes in.
https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/us-iran-warcast-day-14-live-w-malcolm?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
I 'liked ' this because I agree that we are alone in the world, and with a traitor at the helm. And no, we cannot be trusted anymore.
Well what about when he talked about Ellison taking over CNN?
Malcolm Nance has been doing daily podcasts of the Iran war together with Danish former agent Jacob Kaarsbo, and he was going off on what Hegseth said about the Strait of Hormuz.
https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/us-iran-warcast-day-14-live-w-malcolm?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
Not only can we not be trusted we also have completely uneducated people running things.
Those "suckers and losers" won't even get a mention from The Convicted Felon. He's too busy being distracted by blondes in his pressers. Gawd, I hate that pig.
C'mon, like Hiccup Hegseth proudly proclaims, "we're killers"; sometimes our own, but that's okay, 'cause we're warriors/killers.
Easy for that coward to say while living on a military base for protection. 🤮🤮🤢🤢😈😈
shit. swear I just read something saying two survived. sigh. shouldn't have been there. More deaths laid at trump's feet.
He doesn’t care
Does anyone know if Linda Weide has a link to Malcolm Nance's substack handy?
What the fuck is wrong with Linda W???
Of course, we have to rely on foreign news agencies to deliver us the truth
Demented Donny descending into madness and wants to take us all with him.
Trump meets more than a couple criteria for an actual mental disorder I recently discovered: "schizophasia." You could look it up.
Perfectly suitable description!
The numbers of dead and wounded are going to grow, and all to fill Trump and his family and friend's already overfull coffers. It is absolutely sickening to me.
I attended an anti war rally yesterday in Germany, the country where the surviving soldiers get flown to Ramstein airbase for treatment. There is no airbase in this city, but my husband did read in the paper today that some of the strategic reserves or oil that are being released are coming from our city here. I wonder how people here will receive that news. I instead wrote about the rally, but it is mainly pictures of signs, because I could not hear the speakers that well, and did not have means to take notes.
https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/i-attended-an-anti-war-rally-in-bremen?r=f0qfn
“The battle in which you are locked today is the mother of all battles…Our rendezvous with victory is very near, God willing”-Saddam Hussein.
Sounds familiar doesn’t it. Shit didn’t workout so hot for that evil bastard and things are likely going that way for this “excursion” too.
It s so sad and just because the idiot wants to “fix” the whole world. He has already ruined our country in less then a year 😱
It’s just heartbreaking and so unnecessary and dangerous. I’m afraid he won’t stop until he gets to play with some nukes. He and Kegbreath are sadists and bloodthirsty trolls. It’s frightening as fuck.
There isn’t a subject on planet earth that he can’t turn in to something about himself! Truly an amazing ability! The only ability he has!
He did solve infertility in way less than two minutes with his first wife Ivana the night Don Jr. was conceived
😆
In the spirit of giving credit where credit is due, we can't allow ourselves to forget The Orange One's unrivaled ability to bring out the absolute worst in others.
Don't forget his commitment to grift.
The day before Don Old dies, he will shit the bed and tell his nurse "There's never been a pile of shit as big as this pile of shit or as stinky!"
At that moment (no different than any other in his pathetic life) it would necessarily call for a superlative so yes that’s right.
Re "Goddammit, here’s a situation that’s annoying as fuck. I just discovered that the item with which I was going to conclude this post is a photoshopped fake — at least, I could not independently verify its existence — and now I’ve written myself into a corner and don’t have a proper ending. if this were a Monty Python sketch, I could just end it with a big foot coming down and crushing everything."
And, by doing that, you proved your standards are higher than the President's, the White House staff's, and the Republican Party's.
Jeff did the right thing- but integrity is such a low bar with Republicons it’s actually on the floor - even an ant couldn’t get under
Hell yes!!!!!
I like the clip of Melania’s speech where he just has to stand by fidgeting and listen to it. You can tell they hate each other and I so love that for them.
I'm still stuck on the fact that she called herself a "visionary." I'll try my shtick again: Hey everyone!!!! I'M the real Beyoncé!!!
not just a visionary, but one who is 'alone at the top'
Don't forget laser focused. On what? Hiding an affair? Getting a new hat? Watching paint dry? For the life of me I can't figure out what she does all day.
She shops online.
In between botox injections.
And hair extensions or whatever
She told us. Multi-tasking. So, SO busy.
Jeff don't fret because she's leezer focused on whatever. She's been in this country 30 years and still can't speak English.
tRump has been in this Country for 80 years and can’t…
"I am not a "coal-digger!"
🤣🤣🤣
Can’t like this. I have friends who’ve been in this country for decades and still have a strong accent from their birth language. Some people just don’t get language sound reproduction. They still have worthwhile things to say.
This does not include the person under discussion of course.
But can they, like Melania, afford the best tutors for American English ennunciation? I think with resources and effort one absolutely can improve. My Croatian mom, with a high school education, worked so hard on her accent, mostly through listening to the radio and television at first. Then in her early forties she attended community college for two years (got a AA in journalism!) in order to improve her language skills so she could be better understood by her friends and neighbors. It was important to her. And she had these resources, so I'm not comparing to your friends. I think either Melania is brain damaged (which is sad and regrettable) or she just doesn't care.
Well, she does have the jacket..
I agree that with determination (and resources , which she certainly has!) improvement can happen. I do have a reaction to people mocking accents though. Maybe it’s my problem!
She made her living being photogenic and available. Her accent was unimportant.
I have a friend who came here the same year as Melania (from Mexico) and she speaks English without a trace of an accent — in addition to Spanish and French.
Here’s what she’s good at
https://magazinecanteen.com/products/fhm-magazine-melania-trump-lingerie-editorial-1
Once on Friday Night Videos David Lee Roth talked about how lonely he was at the top, and that’s how my young self realized he was a douche.
On top of what?
Self proclaimed gigolo. today we call them incels
She’s at the top of a shit pile💩
The utter loneliness she must be enduring!
Literally - she lives alone at the top of tRump Tower. The visionary alone in her gilded cage.
Uh oh, is there a sequel to "Melania" in the works? The first was such a box office bunker buster. All her fans are waiting breathlessly.
As Randy Newman wrote, it's lonely at the top.
I don’t like to comment on people’s looks, but to me she looks like a cross between a lizard and a snake and probably twice as cold blooded.
Be best!
I say that all the time to my sister when we sign off!
Oh, she’s alone, all right. What kind of person would want her as a friend?
😩
Like her address at the UN? When not plagiarizing Hillary, she’s using AI.
Such a scholar
😂😂😂
They deserve each other..... Two horrible people.
Imagine the scintillating conversations they must have: she, the visionary, and he, the stable genius." Why haven't they solved all the world's problems by now?!!
Lol! 😆
Melanie's is the First Lady or maybe the 100th Lady. I'm so confused anymore....
Lady my Arse! She’s No lady!
Epstein’s Ho for a year, then moved onto trump! 🤢🤢🤮
Yes! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Ok Paula, about Melania, near the end of that list (she’s getting to be a big bullshitter now too) anyway she says “and of course my career een thuh feelem eendustree)” and she is right because we know what she did at the Kit Kat Klub and Epstein. Hired her to feelem She probably was not very good at that but it’s on her list.
A moronic ninth stage syphilitic
Imagines himself the world's critic
He invaded Iran
With no after plan
He's morally bankrupt, terrific.
His hag of a wife named Melania
Why can't you just go to Slovania?
Your frozen ass face
A first lady disgrace
Hey! You married that moron! Haw haw knee-ya!
Feel free to subscribe to my Substack for a daily or almost-daily posting of limericks, rhymes and songs that express my deep resentment towards that idiot and his sycophantic and entitled brood of wannabe dictators.
Wonderful poem, @FrostyMcGillicuddy!!
Thank you so much!!
I second that!
It don't get no better than this, Frosty! Perfect!
THANK YOU, ANNABELLE!
“terrific” - “syphlitic”
hilarious Frosty!
Thanks, my man!
😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
I bet if she could walk away with $10 million she would.
I bet the prenup has some binding clause of NOT leaving for any cause..
Maybe she already has...
Maybe she just has to show up for photo opps.
A perfect script today Jeff! He is a blundering fool. I read he called Leavitt- Kellyanne Conway… enough already! Try to have a safe and pleasant weekend everyone!
Kellyanne and Markwayne sitting in a tree ……
LOLOLOL!
I don’t know about anyone else but hearing Donny talk about women gives me the heebie jeebies, vomit inducing.
Hearing TRump talk at all gives me the dry heaves...🤢🤢🤢
Same.
I’m with you Sandra. I seem to always throw up a little bit in my mouth when he talks.
What I don’t understand is how any woman could like him; yet, apparently, there are thousands or maybe (god forbid) millions of women who like him. How can that be? Are they masochists?
I understand why lots of men like him. Men are assholes and men tend to admire men that are bigger assholes than themselves. I am free to say this because I am a man and I am well aware of being an asshole. Most men try (including myself) not to be an asshole…but it’s really hard.
In summation: a lot of people seem to think that being the biggest asshole on earth is really cool (just look at the drool on Elon and Lindsey’s faces). I just don’t understand how there could be any women or immigrants in that group.
It’s like a butterfly looking at praying mantis and saying “hey, that guy looks really cool!” WTF
Somebody throw me a bone here
And “‘Splane Lucy”
Women can be assholes, too, so dont kid yourself that they can't. There's also "institutionalized misogyny", which has hundreds of years of practice. "Might makes right" since early times has plenty of women. They are trained in this from birth onward. "Submit to your husbands" and that kind of crap.
A one-man woman's Saltpeter. Can Stormy ever un-see that mushroom genitalia. The guy's foreplay is right outta Frank (from Blue Velvet).
Absolutely! He has no regard or respect. He’s so vile🤬🤮
I don’t understand nor can I explain but I have hope in the younger generation of men, although many are still assholes. I managed to raise a son who is loving & cherishes his wife & daughters & me (although I have my own problems). Also, my two sons-in-law & my newest grandson-in-law, are kind, responsible & cherish their women. I do believe it’s learned behavior. I am fortunate to have a husband who also has those qualities.
I don’t believe you are an asshole, assholes never recognize themselves as assholes nor admit it! You may do things that you label as asshole but who isn’t at times?
the Monty Python stompy foot is a great ending!
This administration is a Monty Python skit.
Yes! Perfect analogy! Just nowhere near as entertaining. . . .
Practically every member of this administration would qualify for Upper Class Twit of the Year competition.
I'll nominate PeNuts Hegseth for the Silly Walk award.
Amen, sister!
A visionary? Laser focused? A philanthropist? (I don’t really care…) A filmmaker? How the fuck did she get through that speech without gagging, laughing, or being struck down by lightning? She left out the one thing I think we might have to concede: actress.
One of the sadder moments of the many we have experienced under the Repub reign of error was the entire United Nations audience sitting respectfully while she blithered on in incomprehensible pseudo-English about how much she cares about kids. Within about 24 hours of hubby being commander of the brave men who blew a girls school to smithereens, killing about 150 girls. Why no shoes being throw? Why did nobody walk out? What does it take for the powerful to exhibit even a bit of spine???
thanks Nancy, for 'Repub reign of error', love it!
Nancy, wait what? Melanoma was allowed to speak at the United Nations? For what reason? Was there a fashion show scheduled?
…or some brass poles perhaps…
Or Victoria’s Secret has connections?…
There has to be a reason
Because the US has some role of being the big boss of the Security Council this month, and Donny didn’t feel like doing it, so he sicced Melanoma on the diplomats. Who all treated her like a normal human.
Thanks Nancy! I get it. Probably Trump knew he would be booed and rightfully so. So he got to be the big cheese standing in front of the United Nations and not get booed because melanoma was speaking. He probably then thumbed his nose at them as he was leaving. He’s areal class act.
Did she get paid?
Ain't that the truth! She's been trotted out for all kinds of blather recently. W.T.F!
Regarding the lightning strike, I believe we have a real shortage of 'Almighty Smiting', these days.
Satan's in charge these days.
That’s right BigDaddy. I mean WTF — is God stuck in a horrible sand trap at Doral on the 13th green? Get busy big fella
How can she act? Her face seldom moves from the constant scowl she wears and she doesn't speak English any more convincingly than she ever could.
Exactly!!
You misspelled spy.
Touché
My guess is that she was able to stumble her way through the speech with a straight face because she had absolutely no idea what she was saying.
Plus her face doesn't actually move anymore.
I'd concede that skank ho should be one of her a accomplishments.
The Slovenian slut who slept her way to a green card.
She's one of Epstein's girls.
Yeah...a close friend of Ghislane, too. Why hasn't Comer subpoena'd Melania??? She actually KNEW Jeffrey Epstein.
Or rather: strip model
Well said Paul. You should be a movie reviewer. That was a really good three thumbs down 👎
Please, as a well trained and working actor, do not confuse "poker face" with actual acting. She's shown no signs of acting with the stone face. Costuming, yes. Acting, ewww, no!
Just when I thought that he couldn't get more demented....And then this AI generated dribble comes out of the mouth of his trophy concubine! Yeah, the Monty Python meme is totally appropriate.😵💫😵💫😵💫
“Trophy concubine”. 🤣🤣
The image of that rancid anus-mouth descendending on anyone will haunt me to the depths of hell. Katie Britt is the creep who actually creeps out the other creeps.
Katie Britt and Tommy Tuberville are proof that Reconstruction was a mistake and Alabama STILL isn't ready for self-government.
😆🤣
Regarding the thing about faking a book report—when I was in fourth grade we had to present book reports each month. I read lots of books but got tired of doing reports on them because they were usually a little more adult and I felt too much pressure writing about them well.
So I started just inventing books and authors and talking about them, and if the teacher knew he never let on and I kept getting As.
I used the World Book Encyclopedia to fill in my reports because I was bored AND lazy.
😂😂
smarty pants 👌😂😂😂
I’ll bet you were
Whoops. Hit the send button accidentally … again. Let me try this again:
Babe, I’ll bet you were a real looker and he was a dirty old man; or, you’re just a really good entertaining writer and because of that he let it slide. Maybe all of the above
Jeff did you see the clip where Donnie goes on and in about Kellyanne Conway and the wonderful job she’s doing…but he was looking at KKKarolyn Lyin Leavitt? His brain is constantly short circuiting and he is “leading” this war.
Biden got vilified for not recognizing George Clooney, but crickets for Pumpkinhead with his multiple name screwups.
Whoa Cherie — “leading” is a real strong word there. I think the only “leading” thing about him is that mushroom he sports
The SNL sketches are just writing themselves at this point.
Collin Jost's performance is distressingly close to the real thing.
Jost is so right on the mark when he mimics Kegstand!
How do you parody someone whose only “skill” is already self-parody?
So true Elizabeth! He’s a real live “Escher Painting” isn’t he? … hm
I smell a really good Twilight Zone episode in there somewhere
No shit Marian. Wasn’t this last SNL just the best? Trump should sue them for royalties he gives them SOOOOOO much to work with.
What would we do without you, Jeff!?
Glad you’re up and at ‘em this morning. Buckle up. It’s Friday the 13th (which my father thought of as his lucky day). Shit most weird will most definitely happen.
It's a lucky day for me too!