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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit: holy shit, Susie Wiles! https://x.com/krassenstein/status/2000938794946543908

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Well, she'll be fired tonight.

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Or maybe she needs to stay away from open windows. She knows too much.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

She's an incredibly awful person, she worked for DeathSantis in his abortion of a presidential campaign, until that Disney princess cosplayer wife of his decided she could run his campaign better.

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Robin D's avatar

That's what makes this even more delicious. She such an awful person and is now denying everything lol. Rats trying to save themselves!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Absolutely! She knew what she was doing.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

She sounds somewhat sane. Why the hell is she Trump's CoS?

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Jan Moon's avatar

If she were a halfway decent human being she would have resigned/retired long ago. Now she's just one of the hangers-on and I don't care what comes out of her mouth. She needs to be gone if she has even an ounce of integrity. Oh! Did I just use the word "integrity" on this post? Now I have to wash my mouth out with Jack Daniels.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

Maybe her book can come out in 2029.

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Whineboy's avatar

Spot on Jan Moon. She is complicit in dt’s evildoings.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Pass that bottle! 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Money? The grift opportunities, they're so bright they hurt

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Because she's pure evil, she worked for DeathSantis before tangerine Palpatine.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I thought she was put there as a check on Trumps insanity Steve.

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Susan Jane's avatar

She should have put a shock collar on him and told him it was to hide his wattle.

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Robin D's avatar

They don't make one big enough for Donnie Double Chins.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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george  campbell's avatar

She goes along to get along .

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Nancy Braus's avatar

Susie Weils is playing both sides- she can dish enough dirt to be considered critical and smart (which, sadly she is smart,)when they go down, but by claiming it was taken out of context, she can also reinforce her loyalty for as long as the asshole brigade is still on top. She isn't wily for nothing.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Looks like SOMEONE is lobbying for a job on post-Trump Fox Network.

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arne link's avatar

Doubt it, she doesn't have the requisite looks. Maybe behind the scenes?

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verne's avatar

yup, if that scene included being submerged in a septic tank

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Robin D's avatar

😂

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Robin D's avatar

Yeah...the helmet hair would have to go. Not blonde enough, and not botoxed enough.

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Norma's avatar

Has ANYONE who EVER worked for the donnie had ANYTHING good to say about HIM. I didn’t think so

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SethTriggs's avatar

Frau Karoline probably does, she's a true believer cultist.

Even Hope Hicks did her best not to throw him under the bus when she had to testify.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Love it, just like Eva Braun!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes, Nazi propaganda girl is a true believer, I suspect she was indoctrinated in the cult from birth. Trump's comment about her lips "going like a machine gun" sounded like he was describing fellatio.

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Robin D's avatar

He only wishes, but she does have a husband 40 years older so, and so pious with a huge cross who was pregnant and "had" to get married. So sick of these hypocrites.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

And very rich, if I recall correctly, sounds like the gold-digger formula seduce the old goat, pop out a kid, claim it is his, and inherit.

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Robin D's avatar

Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner! The Slovenian Whore™ must be her role model 😂

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Also the Human Printer, Natalie Harp will never say a bad word, I'll bet. Weird as shit.

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Robin D's avatar

I always laugh at "The Human Printer" moniker. We need a book of them from this regime.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Like all cults, the members are fucking weirdos

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Norma's avatar

This is true but maybe at some point he’ll turn on her as well:)

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verne's avatar

then cue up grievin' grifter, erika ''dabbin' away at eyes that refuse to tear up''

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SethTriggs's avatar

All these people think they're the World's Smartest Gnat that'll surely defeat that pesky bug zapper!

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Robin D's avatar

The new Tammy Faye Baker who wants to be Mrs. Hillbilly Couchfucker. Watch out Usha. You in danger, gurl!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

She needs to take method acting lessons

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Dubious Norma!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The cynic in me says Wiles is engaging in CYA political theatrics, like MTG. She's a political consultant and can read the room. The good news is that she smells the garbage truck coming for her boss and is packing it in.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Indeed. She's got her lifeboat picked out.

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Robin D's avatar

She's waiting for Carpathia to pick her up from the Titanic 🚢

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Yeah, but fuck her for aiding and abetting this destruction of America. I wish her all that she deserves

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

👆🎯Yes she went from running android Ron DeathSantis presidential botched abortion of a campaign, to Tangerini's.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Agree.

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Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Looking forward to his post wishing her well in retirement as he simultaneously names her replacement.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

He'll say, "I didn't know her...she had TDS."

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Robin D's avatar

Noooo....I don't know her. Noooo...I've never met her. People say she was a disgrace. This stuff writes itself. The gift of a 50 word vocabulary.

TDS...TRUMP DEMENTIA SYNDROME 😂.

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Maui Wahine's avatar

I was hoping this was the case ... and also trashing JD Couchfucker means she really wants to distance herself.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

👆🎯She's too good of a political animal not to be doing so.

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Michael Guenon's avatar

And, you know, none of it surprises, my brain has normalized his moral rot. Maybe I have become a lazy bot.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

You haven’t normalized it; you are numb and trying to survive. That’s different.

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Robin D's avatar

Be kind to yourself Michael. Ellen is right. Sometimes I'm numb too. It's self-preservation, until a weekend like we just had with 2 terrorist attacks and the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife, to wake me up and blast me into outer orbit 🚀

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Robert Eckert's avatar

A professor at MIT was just murdered. It just won't end.

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T L Mills's avatar

🤯😱😮😧😬 Hooo....that just may get her some death threats, or worse! Don't stand near a window, Susie!!!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Her tolerance for immature rantings, bullshit, and general malfeasance is legion. No wonder she's a rethuglican

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LoveMuley's avatar

Can someone do a screenshot? For health reasons, I quit twit some time ago.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

It's a Vanity Fair article, picking out the juiciest quotes from months of interviews

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Wiles was the only responsible voice of reason, on the cretinous wastrels staff.. she’ll likely be gone before the end of the day!

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Does Susie see the way the wind is blowing? Has she heard the word "25th" mention one too many times?

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He probably quit paying her he is notorious for that.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Looks like #Bumblefuck will be putting TARGETS on Little Susie's front, back, & head, signaling his MAGAts into action - literally OR figuratively - before this day's over....just like he did on 6 Jan. Then, of course, he'll deny EVERYTHING.

Because that's what REVENGE-DRIVEN RAGE-BABIES *do* when they don't get all the cookies.

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Kay's avatar

She’ll be added to the mysteriously disappeared or unexplained accident list.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

One of your finest pieces of work Jeff!

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Eva Porter's avatar

Damn!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

No surprises there....

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Alison Parker's avatar

I wanted to fucking scream when I saw his post. Now more than ever, we need someone to ask him, on camera, WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SICK TWISTED SACK OF GARBAGE.

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Megan Ross's avatar

Our mainstream media is nothing but a group of cowards these days. It disgusts me that they can't stand up and say this was disgusting and ask "why would you say this?" They just ask him why he said it, they didn't condemn him for it. It's beyond infuriating

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Koko in AZ's avatar

Cowards in corporations run by uber-wealthy fascists.

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Megan Ross's avatar

Yep. We're doomed. I truly believe that free speech is gone.

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Joy Ann Bonham's avatar

That is why I do not pay mainstream media. Cut off their oxygen. Cut the cord, dump the dish. Stop paying for garbage.

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Terry O''s avatar

Watching MS NOW gave tRump a

boatload of shit for his post on Rob Reiner. Aren't they mainstream media?

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Yes, but they have GALLEGO, KELLY KLOBUCHAR & KAINE as interview subjects when they APPROVED Trump's Cabinet - the very people running the regime and "advising" Trump. Do not listen to them when they see the Boat sinking. See how they vote!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

MSM is a very small collection of billionaires Megan, they’re applauding his messaging!

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

Local liberal newspaper only said that Trump's message "disparaged Reiner's political views."

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PTW's avatar

Now that you mention it, my local fairly conservative newspaper did not mention donald's vile remarks AT ALL.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

It was NEVER like that in the '70s, when I worked in radio news.

Not only THAT, but if one of our colleagues was PUBLICLY ABUSED by ANYONE - no matter WHAT their position of "power", & no matter WHAT news affiliate the abused party worked for - WE STOOD UP FOR THEM, EN MASSE.

The working Press today needs to remember - THEIR RIGHT ARE PROTECTED BY THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION....via the *FIRST* AMENDMENT!!!

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

PS: FWIW, I *only* get my news from the BBC, ditching the nadless American press LONG ago. Not ONLY do they have one of the MOST STRINGENT editorial policies in the business, but being in the UK, they don't have a dog in OUR game, so they have no reason to "spin" ANYTHING. 👍

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SethTriggs's avatar

Almost all of the access-based glorified gossip columnists in the press pool have owners who are on the same team as the pricktator.

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Lucius's avatar

PRICKTATOR.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Now THAT is one true statement.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nailed it Seth!

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Don’t know about you, but in my entire life, I would never have imagined that a wrongfully installed felon/sexual deviant would occupy the White House and spew venom like this

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Just remember: enough of us agree with everything he says to put him where he is. We have a bigger problem in this country than Trump--the people who love him and support him will still be here when he's gone.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You are so right...the lack of education, the racism the republicans encourage, the income inequality all contribute to creating that cult of people who can condone his fascism. And they've drug us all down with them. 🙄

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Ralph Roberts's avatar

When you have a sociopath as president you will see vile, hateful and disgusting comments spewing from his diseased brain. His disorder is textbook abnormal psychology.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Nah. He is just an EVIL Spawn.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Orange Shitler’s post calls for a new MRI. And if technology permits, do a time lapse scan to show his brain deterioration progressing by the hour

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

That post calls for a lobotomy, though an inserted straw could probably empty the liquified mess inside. What a POS.

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Deborah Arapa's avatar

🤞

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rlritt's avatar

Yet, I totally expected him to react like that. If he had said something kind and respectful, I wouldn't have believed it.

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Lucius's avatar

It would have been written by someone else.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

Well, that would hardly matter he endorsed it enough to post it on his bullshit website

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PTW's avatar

I was hoping he would have the good sense to not make any comment at all. To just let it go without saying anything. Silly me.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Maybe they could put alligators in it. Just for the symbolism.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

it's gotta end soon right? this can't go on much longer...

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Linda A's avatar

I saw on Threads or Bluesky, "Such a shame that Trump won't get to see our celebrations when he's dead."

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Robert Eckert's avatar

It's Damien Owens on Bluesky: Jeff put it into the post.

I replied that maybe Donnie could have some kind of attack or stroke that sparks worldwide rumors that he's dead, and he can return to consciousness long enough to see all the people dancing and setting off fireworks, before he dies for real.

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Joyce's avatar

In distinct contrast to the stunned grief (from normal people) at the news of the horrific murder of the Reiners.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Appropriate music will be Johnny Cash’s “Burning Ring of Fire” and everyone singing along.

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Linda A's avatar

I'm reading in 3 minute segments today - can't keep track of anything, clearly!

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

I would place heavy money on the fact that a LOT of the GOP are praying he just drops down dead. Then they won't have to actually admit he's as crazy as a shit-house rat, and a problem they have to deal with. If he just died, they'd turn him into a Godhead.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes, they have his Charlie Kirk style- one-size-fits-all martyrdom propaganda sheet already typed up.

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

“Three to five months in the land of the living,” predicts @epistemiccrisis, a “PhD physical therapist with fourteen years experience treating geriatric patients” just like Cheung-sized Coffinboi, polysyllabically and daily, on Instagram.

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arne link's avatar

Lord, hear our prayer. The sooner the better. This has to happen before he nukes someone. You know he wants to do it.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Aw, they'll just prop-up his moribund corpse.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Weekend with Donnie.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’m certain he’ll combust into a toxic blend of gaseous fumes and ash upon death DJ, I wouldn’t go near that mess!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

It'll make the Stalin tomb display look tasteful in comparison with gold tat everywhere.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Several thousand years from now future archaeologists will dig-up his tomb and compare him to King Tut (with worse hair). And maybe brew some Tana Leaves to reanimate his festering corpse.

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James Starr's avatar

yes, they actually do that in some countries they preserve them and prop them up

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

There's a dead, mummified, pope in St Peter's basilica in the Vatican. I was totally creeped out. I mean who decorates with corpses other than serial killers?

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Nah.

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Mingo's avatar

We're not doing Weekend at Donnie's. No fucking way. 😡

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

The smell is bad enough now. Add embalming fluid?

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Joyce's avatar

Probably would be an improvement.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Nan B's avatar

I said that about my my 85 year old dad in his 5th year of dialysis, (he lasted 8!) who had a subdural hematoma in 2020, brain surgery and then was finally getting better in assisted living and a taxi driver knocked him down and he smashed his skull on the pavement in 2022 -- more internal small strokes, but he "felt fine" but his dementia was advancing. Until his last 12 mos, (RIP Feb, 2023)despite all of that, he sounded roughly the same addeled as Drumpf, but with no malice or meanness, his dementia was sweet and very non-aggressive. Point is --he couldn't do most ADLs but just kept on keeping on. With enough good care you would be shocked how someone unaware of their terrible condition can keep on going. However, he was very thin and ate decently healthy food etc. I wish he had not had that last year, tbh. Meanwhile, the sack of pus in the wh continues to decay in front of everyone and vought props him up. Vought is also the real evil, the man behind the curtain making the flames and smoke.

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Koko in AZ's avatar

I follow him. Love his posts!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I hope so.

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You and me both, Runf. You and me both.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yep you are right.No way in hell can We The People stand for 3 more years of this bullshit. I don’t know if we can stand for 3 more weeks of his oral dysentery.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

He’s hell-bent for sure for his post, and they’re building the fires up hotter and higher, flames are lickin’ at his heels. No one will cry or grieve for him. BUT if he does start getting better I’ll know he’s been replaced with AI. If there’s a heaven, Rob Reiner and his wife will be heartily welcomed. I am grieving this tragic loss. Devastating. BTW, Jeff was too kind to refer to MTG as Lady Space Lasers. she’s no Lady, she’s Sporky Space Lasers 😉

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Runfastandwin's avatar

it's so odd, finding myself agreeing with her. still, too little too late...

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Silicon Valley’s billionaires love his messaging Run!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

That is what I keep saying!!

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George in Atlanta's avatar

Why can't it?

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Unity In Defiance's avatar

Thank you for this scathing review. It’s chicken noodle soup for my soul.

That dumbfuck is by all definitions a malignant narcissistic megalomaniac.

I take solace in the fact that Rob and Michele’s good deeds and legacy will live for generations to come — while he will fade into complete irrelevance and be merely a footnote in history.

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T L Mills's avatar

Eventually, Trump will be a very dark & vile character of a chapter in history books about the wrong turn the US took.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Yes! He’ll be the Benedict Arnold of the future and prople born long after his death will know his name and his shame.

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CE's avatar

The new administration will be selling opportunities to chisel Trump’s name off stuff….along with his cheesy brass lettering. And the “gold” schlock that he has pasted allover the Oval Office….a revenue bonanza!

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rlritt's avatar

I just had a vision of an overflowing dumpster behind the WH filled with all his gaudy crap.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nice image elite!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I’d pay for that

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

No, Trump and the Americans that approved him will be the source of new books every year. Just check the number written since 2018.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Fifty years ago we thought Watergate would be continually studied as a low point in our history. But it has become one of those stories like the Diamond Necklace Affair of 18th century France or the Tichbourne Claimant Case of 19th century Britain which consumed a whole nation at the time but is such a convoluted story that it is hard to even explain to subsequent generations.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

The kids of the future will never believe how bad he is.

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Leigh Hamilton's avatar

I'm a terrible person I suppose, and what makes me more terrible is the fact that I don't give a flying fuck anymore. MAGA, Trump, Nazis, Fascist GOPs have beaten all that empathy right out of me.

Because I want to see Trump stroke out on camera. I want to see in his eyes, for that flash of a second before he goes into expressive and/or receptive aphasia (hoping for both), that he KNOWS it's over and everyone is watching and will watch the rerun for all time. His money won't save him; his base can't save him, every lie he's every told outed. The fascists, the Project 2025ers will try to glom onto Vance but JD has the personality, magnetism along with the stink of a rotted carp.

And then I want Trump to die in his sleep at Walter Reed so no one can make him a martyr. And then we'll begin the task of rebuilding what they've all stolen from us, cheated us all out of. Honestly, how long do you all personally think it will take to find our empathy for each other again? For me? Ten minutes, because the day that mother fucker dies will be the day this old, chubby, out-of-shape, boring, white lady goes running, no DANCING, into the streets with a joy and abandon I can only dream of.

Too much?

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Susie's avatar

I’d say “just right,” Leigh. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Me, too. My old, chubby, out-of-shape, boring, white ass will be out there shaking it with you.

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Keith's avatar

my only resolve is piss on his grave ... no matter what

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Rich Ruttenberg's avatar

YES!! I will be there with you.

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

I bet the line will be a mile long. His gravesite will turn into a bog.

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T L Mills's avatar

Nope. In fact I echo every one of your hoped for conditions to be visited upon that vile mound of soulless rotted flesh that is Trump. I, too, will join in the general celebrations and dance in the street.

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James Starr's avatar

Do you realize you are speaking on behalf of millions of people not just in America, but from around the world? Yes ! Indeed !

Oh, it will be an international celebration, for sure... I'm not sure there will be enough Fireworks for everyone.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

I love you.

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Joyce's avatar

Nah--you only left out the magnum bottle of champagne.

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BluDotInARedSewer's avatar

I already have a nice bottle of bubbly chilling in anticipation.

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Cathy Rady's avatar

I suggest that when trump dies they embalm him, slap on a big diaper, pump him full of helium and parade him around at No Kings rallies. Attendees will joyfully bring slingshots and whatever 'organic' ammo they deem appropriate.

On a darker note, I also wouldn't mind it a bit if karma inspired donnie's offspring and/or descendants to take a page from Nick Reiner's playbook. To remove the stain.

Payback.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

May Nick Reiner rot in hell’s hottest combustion chamber WITH Orange Hitler

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

🫶

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Rich Ruttenberg's avatar

What oft was thought but ne'er so well expressed.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

More than fair, I think.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

Perfectly stated, Leigh! Thank you for speaking so eloquently for many of us who are proud to have tds!

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Charles Austin's avatar

Nope!👍👍

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

Works for me.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Markwayne Mullet found one semi decent thing among all the crap that Orange Foolius shat out of his pie hole, so that makes the whole nasty commentary ok. Fuck this guy.

2. As Trump lies gasping his last I hope he hears everybody cheering on the Grim Reaper’s starring role in his demise.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Thanks for the Nutcracker (Nicky from Tennessee I love you for that!) because we needed it.

Marky two names will always be a plumber and an embarrassment to his state. Fuck that guy! 🤦‍♀️

It’s soul crushing to see how low the felon can go. Appreciate your reminder that he will hopefully be dead soon.

Annnndddd how about Susie Wiles? She’ll be looking for a new job soon!😂😂

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Terry's avatar

Wiles has a 'job?'

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Megan Ross's avatar

Just this morning I was thinking, who's that? Because Stephen Miller sucks all of the air out of the room. I didn't even know who she was.

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Joyce's avatar

Every once in a while, I remember Wiles exists. She obviously does absolutely nothing and appears to function as the artificial potted palm collecting dust in the corner of the Oval Bordello.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Maybe Wiles keeps the Home Depot bling dusted.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

She's a political legend here in FL. A bad legend, but very good at her evil job of selling unqualified idiot republicans to the rubes.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Your comment brought a smile Megan!

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

None if them really have a job. They're the peanut gallery.

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John Nerdrum's avatar

Its Howdy Doody Time!! Loved that show as a runt.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂IKR?

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤣

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Vanity Fair posted Susie Wiles’ blunt assessment of the cracker box she supervises. The “refrigerator,” as her reluctant boss called her, is about to be unplugged. “It’s an emergency. You don’t have to stay,” the first female WH C of S says she’d told him.

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arne link's avatar

She is pretty smart. I'm sure she lined up her next gig before she did the interview.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes she's a Disney villain type evil, but very smart.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

She’s wily

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Charles Austin's avatar

Yeah, but I think she knew that when she did the interview. The rats seem to be leaving the ship.😂😂

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CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

Nobody will hire any of them, every

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Even during the first Trump term, when grownup competent folk mostly populated his cabinet, very few employers sought to hire ex-Trumpies. And there were so many of them! The turnover hit a historically high rate of 92 percent. This hands-off attitude of my husband’s clients, unprecedented. He’d been a D.C. headhunter since mid-Clinton years, making bank after every other term regardless of who occupied the Oval Office.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

She has earned "wingnut welfare" by getting the loathsome squatter back in the oval office. She's set for life.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

That’s awesome Robert! 👏👏👏

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Eileen's avatar

The wrong people are dying. Fuck!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes.

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rlritt's avatar

This might make everyone smile

"President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process."

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Brilliant! What a fiendishly clever tactic! He'll have to put up or shut up.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

I absolutely CAN'T FUCKING WAIT to hear all of that, IF it happens.

I wonder if his ridiculous bejillion dollar lawsuit against the BBC will result in something similar? They're planning to defend themselves, teeth & all. All over a Panorama program that never HAS, & never WILL, air in the US. 🤔🤣

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

He's suing whom?!! First time I've heard this. Have at.

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rlritt's avatar

He is suing the Pulitzer Prize organization. Its been going on for awhile. Apparently they awarded a prize for an article that basically said Trump was a scumbag. And it hurt Trump's feelings so he's suing for Psychological trauma. Pulitzer instead of settling is demanding he prove by showing his Psychological and medical records and his tax returns.

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Jennifer's avatar
9hEdited

He's stolen ten years from us. Ten years of insanity, disgrace, disrespect; ten years of stressful news, racism, sexism, new scandals dropping and being ignored/defended; ten years of friends, neighbors, family members or just countless hordes on social media twisting their pea brains into pretzels to justify supporting him; ten years of watching norms being erased, buildings bulldozed, institutions destroyed with no art, pets, music, family togetherness, warmth or decency anywhere in sight. Just a void filled with narcissism and grift and low behavior of the worst kind.

I keep seeing how vile we all are for how we "celebrated" Charlie Kirk's death. Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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Margaret's avatar

That's right; 10 years! What a waste.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Your comment is so poignant it deserves a repost.

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Jennifer's avatar

Thank you. I'd give anything for it to all be a bad dream.

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Peggy Hendrickson's avatar

Love the caption under the hand puppet! I do so enjoy your colorful language and descriptions!

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Eileen's avatar

All roads lead to Russia and Putin. All of them.

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arne link's avatar

Greg Olear lays out all the connections with Epstein and Putin, etc. , today. It was really amazing.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Epstein goes much deeper than child trafficking. Epstein and Maxwell had ties with Mossad and the FSB. Blackmail was what they did, and they sold the compromat. The Russians would especially be interested in this since they'd been working Trump as an asset since the 1980s.

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Eileen's avatar

WHY! WHY, I ask, haven't our FBI and CIA succeeded in exposing them all? You would think the stars on the wall at Langley have thousands of loyal Americans ready to take down this criminal empire. If we can see it, surely they can. Unfortunately, mobsters use their blackmail or money to buy silence. How deep down the rabbit hole this goes. God help us!

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Charles Austin's avatar

We're barely scratching the surface.😕

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

That is a big part of how Epstein made his fortune. He also laundered money for Lex Wexner, Leon Black, and many others to hide their money, and took a huge rake off the top. Aside from straight-up blackmail.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Maybe if we're all REALLY good this holiday season Santa will gift us with the infamous Pee Tape after Trump joins the Infernal Choir.

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arne link's avatar

I honestly believe that there is something much, much worse in Putin's hands.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes that was just a silly rumor, it is more like a snuff tape.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

It’s hilarious!

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PJ Adk's avatar

Jeff, thank you for being here for me/us every day. You are making a world of difference in these unbearable days 💙

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Lise Buranen's avatar

Enthusiastic second, or 14,390th (I'm guessing). Jeff, you are the highlight of my day, making me LOL at the cast of characters, starring Flippy McCrushnuts et al., when I can't believe I could ever LOL again.

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KO in LA's avatar

Damien Owens' line reminds me of the Christmas movie "Scrooge" when Scrooge (Albert Finney) is standing outside his house watching everyone celebrate his death with a hilarious song & dance routine, "Thank you very much, thank you very much! That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me!"

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

I love that scene. Funny, I was replaying that song in my head as I read along the comments. Great (?) minds really do think alike.

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Koko in AZ's avatar

In case you missed it, Jeff, Gov. Pritzker just answered your "What the fuck is wrong with you?" challenge (minus the "fuck") regarding just that post yesterday...https://youtube.com/shorts/Nd3PX_O_JxA?si=3db8fT3k0Mm-0Lh9

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Susie's avatar

This is awesome! You are awesome! Pritzker is awesome!!! 👏🏻🇺🇸👏🏻🇺🇸👏🏻🇺🇸👏🏻

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Terry's avatar

Just to show how awful Trump supporters are, as of this morning his published *Truth about Rob and Michelle Reiner has 9.02k *Retruths, and 37.6k likes.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

That's over 46K phony-christians and fake-patriots. And counting!

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Charles Austin's avatar

Don't forget foreign bots.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Could be bots 🤞🏼.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Or It could be Barron, that known computer genius!

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Yeah. Giggling to himself.

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rlritt's avatar

If you are a regular user of his T. Social website, you would have to be on board with all his cruelty.

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T L Mills's avatar

MAGAts are the lowest of the scum that grows at the bottom of the cesspool, that much is very true!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I loved Trae Crowder's comment to MAGAts: "This is who he is, folks. This is who you voted for. No, this is WHY you voted for him." Rubbing their stupid faces in it.

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T L Mills's avatar

Yes, I just listened to his car cast and Crowder is right. MAGAts LOVE Trump's vulgar, crass and crude style--it's exactly who he is, it's exactly what they are and what they love about him.

As for Rob Reiner's insistence on our common humanity, more power to him--I have always admired his convictions, loved most of his movies and, in general, I agree with him...HOWEVER....Mike Stivic spent how many seasons trying to find Archie's well-hidden "core of decency"? And Trump is definitely not as "civilized" as Archie. Trump seems to be full of evil impulses. I have not the desire nor the time to sift through that malodorous orange mound of hatred, bigotry, racism and misogyny in an attempt to locate the one or two molecules of decency that "might" still be left inside.

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Joyce's avatar

I agree totally with Crowder: the Republicans are the party of "Fuck Your Feelings"--they gloried in this since the moment Demento came down the escalator. Everything that has happened and is happening is precisely what they wanted. When they were interviewed/polled before the election, they all made noises about how it was about economics and high prices--that was the cover story, across the board, from the dumbest knuckledragger to the pristine penthouse Nazis and every Republican in between.....The dream was that Demento would punish Black and Brown people and shove those uppity women back in their place. That's all that mattered. This is everything they wanted, on a platter with an apple stuffed in its porcine face.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Genius!

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😤

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Mark Slattery's avatar

I'm guessing many forgot the early days when trump mocked a disabled reporter. At least the pedo had the tiniest thread of decency to lie and deny it. No longer!

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Megan Ross's avatar

Unfortunately, I remember every disgusting thing that TRump has said and done, including way back to the seventies and '80s. Gawd, I hate that man.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

And I have reams of paper with photos and news reports verifying every Vile and Evil word and deed. Just in case the sycophants burn the evidence.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

I’ve got quite a collection myself. Same reason.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

And let's not forget the grieving Gold Star family. And literally every other transgression of the past decade.

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

That would have done it for me. Never, ever, EVER support someone who makes fun of another person, especially someone who is differently abled!

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

He calls our deceased KIA military “*SUCKERS AND LOSERS*” and the tortured clowns running the DOD let that senile fuck toss the coin for the Army-Navy football game!!! JHFC!!!!

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