325 Comments

and of course there's always that one thing that happens while I'm in the middle of writing about it

"Rep. Dan Meuser blames DEI and the FBI investigating Trump for the attack in New Orleans"

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lergr2vf7s2c

Expand full comment

and Mike Johnson, right now, is blaming the attack on SLEEPY BRANDON'S OPEN BORDERS

https://www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar/post/DEVASqDg_eT?xmt=AQGzcvZc1EAslsoi3xKnU8T6lC6Mlu_UMbysJc9gl4ixJQ

Expand full comment

Jeff, by my quick math (let's see, 535 Congress people, 8 more Republican than Democrat, throw in 30+ Repub. governors...) there will probably be over 300 individual statements from lying Repub. politicians trickling out one by one. PLEASE, for the sake of your sanity, please don't feel any guilt about missing a few of these predictable-as-the-sunrise lies that follow any major news event. You do more than your fair share already!

Expand full comment

Steve, agreed! One report on the RW idiocy on one subject is enough for my overloaded brain. Sure. Drag Christmas into a terrorist or domestic terrorist attack. 😵‍💫

Expand full comment

It looks like their entire political goal is to get the most clicks. Doesn't matter what they say as long as people are following their constant blather. I think I would like to go for a 4 year sabbatical on Pluto.

Expand full comment

Can I come?

Expand full comment

I'd prefer a 4 year sabbatical on Risa. Too bad it doesn't really exist.

Expand full comment

My husband would like that a lot lol, and he could log in to work from there, I suppose. I can't -- state of TX requires that you be physically located in the state when you log in remotely -- but I'm barely hanging on until retirement anyway. And of course, we'd be traveling with cats and a dog or two.

Shit, I'd settle for Vulcan.

Expand full comment

Yeah, at least it's warm on Vulcan. It's 28 degrees where I am right now.

Expand full comment

yeah, Vulcan reminds me of Texas but with smarter people

Expand full comment

I'd go anywhere with a cat, but have to bring my current three, and Otis has to be by himself. He's elderly and doesn't care for young ones.

Expand full comment

My happiest day was my best friend telling me over Christmas she had stopped watching Corporate Media and put Shout! Factory's MST3K livestream on instead.

Expand full comment

Portugal has better climate!

Expand full comment

I’m in.

Expand full comment

Holey Mike Johnson oughta review his Commandments, especially that pesky one about bearing false witness

Expand full comment

Honestly, I don't think he knows them. My dad read them everyday.

Expand full comment

A guy like Johnson who is so outwardly proud of his supposed Christian piety not only should know them but by all that is right should try to live by them. Being a cruel, judgmental conservative and even worse, being a MAGA ass kisser are not compatible with his professed beliefs.

Expand full comment

He worships antichrist. Whatever Jesus taught, he does the opposite.

Expand full comment

See my New Apostolic Reformation beliefs link above.

Expand full comment

This is what Andra Watkins has to say about Christian Nationalists and how do deal with them.

https://open.substack.com/pub/andrawatkins/p/how-christian-nationalists-are-relationship?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Also, remember Mike Johnson with his Seven Mountain Madness, is a New Apostolic Reformer, so he believes in an End-of-Days view that has us conforming too.

https://open.substack.com/pub/andrawatkins/p/what-is-the-new-apostolic-reformation?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Expand full comment

He's got an app for that

Expand full comment

A typo. Not “professed” beliefs, but “professional” beliefs. Lies are ok with God if it’s for work.

Expand full comment

We shall see what they say in a year about things happening. It will be like 1984 in their use of Doublespeak!

Expand full comment

"Obama's fault!"

Expand full comment

Or maybe Hilary's fault?

Expand full comment

Or maybe Carter's fault, or Roosevelt's fault....

By then Russia, China and North Korea will be our allies and NATO countries will be the enemy.

Expand full comment

(To Linda's comment) "1984" revisionism : "Oceana was at war with Eurasia; therefore we have always been at war with Eurasia". Trump update : "I declare NATO is now our enemy; therefore NATO has always been our enemy".

Expand full comment

Oh, I don't know. I'm looking for the boatload of them to implode before that happens.

Expand full comment

I'm fully expecting Jimmy Carter to be dragged into this just because some of the G-dumbass-P had to say some nice things about him because he died and they've never missed a chance to dump on Carter before now.

Expand full comment

Orwell definitely had vision Linda, dubious that any of Trumps coterie have a clue of what lies ahead!!

Expand full comment

Somehow it will still be Biden’s or Obama’s fault.

Expand full comment

Nah. It’ll be the uppity broads not manual those men happy…

Expand full comment

Let's fortify all of Texas' borders. We obviously cannot trust people of Texan descent nor can we allow them to rent these weapons of mass destruction! Texans want a holy war, a jihad!

Expand full comment

🤬🤯😡🤬🤯😡

Expand full comment

In this case, I think you could stick just with the stupidest of the stupid you've come across -- they're going to be reading off the same Dear Leader talking points anyway.

Fox News just HAD to get in the bit about truck having a history of "suspected trafficking" since they fucked up the first take so badly... never knew that a truck could be held culpable like this! Lock the fucker up!

(yes, I'm going to miss Biden a lot, too.)

Expand full comment

That line of thinking goes along with 'people don't kill people, guns kill people.'

Expand full comment

My guns are lazy; haven't done any killin' their whole lives. Just no ambition whatsoever, apparently.

Expand full comment

Me too....the missing Biden part. Actually what I'm going to miss the most is sanity. Will we ever see it again?

Expand full comment

LOL so we can't open the borders to US citizens?

Expand full comment

He is so useless. The facts don't matter anymore. I hope they public gets wise to this garbage.

Expand full comment

Sure of course the fucking idiots always blame Democrats!!

Expand full comment

I think it's time to start playing Benny Hill music over some of these moronic statements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Expand full comment

Apropos music, fer sure. Moronic and comically inaccurate statements and outright lies. But sadly effective with the large swath of Americans who feast on outrage and are uncaring whether it is true or not

Expand full comment

The Repuklicants lemmings are not informed about anything they just parrot dear OrangeShitstain leader.. and they’ve got MoldyMuskRatBrain and his fugly eyesore SUVWTF is it car that was used to blow shit up.. the dude who did this served our country.. now we have to worry about the enemy within.. how many more of our service men and women who follow that Orange Ass will be willing to do this shit??

Expand full comment

You know, that could be highly effective -- in UK, when the right-wing was picking all the prime ministers, and getting worse and worse picks as they went, there was a guy protesting out on the street, playing the Benny Hill music through speakers, very loudly. It was hilarious.

Expand full comment

Pedagogical pedantry! Goodness gracious, replete with credentials. Gasp!

Expand full comment

DEI. Really?

Expand full comment

Yeah...how the hell does idiot Rep Meuser figure that DEI had shit to do with any of this and whatever other random imbecilic notions he just pulled out of his arse.

Expand full comment

Just pulling sh’t out of their ass

Expand full comment

As always

Expand full comment

It's like the narrative pulling in immigratiin

Expand full comment

Dude in Las Vegas was white. Where's the DEI? How is that even a thing?

Unless he was talking about the doer in New Orleans. I'm old and easily confused.

Expand full comment

OMG!

Expand full comment

"... it’s bad enough that ABC folded like a pack of cards in the face of Donny’s defamation suit against them. now we have to watch them kiss Dear Leader’s ass for the next four years."

No, Jeff, we don't have to watch ABC for the next 4 years. I abandoned them years ago as news lite. Totally worthless.

Expand full comment

Brain power seems to be very limited in the u.s. house. What an idiot.

Expand full comment

WTAF? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Expand full comment
Jan 4Edited

You can’t make this shit up. Basically, you write the intro, “republican __________ blames ___________ for all the bad shit that befalls vonschitzenpanz. Own the libs! Own the libs! Marxist! Communist!! SOCIALISM!!!! OOHHH MY GOD THEY’RE COMING FOR THE BABIES!!! THEY’RE GONNA EAT THE BABIES!!!! BIDEN CRIME FAMILYRIGGEDELECTIONHUGOCHAVEZHUNTER’SLAPTOPCHRISTIANPERSECUTIONNEVERINTHEHISTORYOFTHEWOOORRRRLLLD!!!!!

Expand full comment

WTF!!😡

Expand full comment
Comment deleted
Jan 2
Comment deleted
Expand full comment

Lisa, both my husband and I (plus my dad) and I have had melanoma, and we never thought we were going to die. When the biopsy says cancer, then you can ask for surgery asap.

Expand full comment
Comment deleted
Jan 2
Comment deleted
Expand full comment

Yup been there and I remember hearing the diagnosis and then it was like I was in a very long tunnel.. didn’t hear a damn thing after they said cancer..I just went blank..

Expand full comment

I don't know. Does this explain Magas?

Expand full comment

They don’t go blank.. they’re just very easily manipulated. They WANT to be “special” MAGA is a club and it’s the mentality of being special being better than everyone else.. that grabs them.. they think they’re superior in every single way to anyone else.. a whole new level of White or Right Nationalism.

Expand full comment

1. Nobody needs Kash, except a lonely jail cell

2. Someone better read that truck it’s rights or it might get off on a technicality.

Expand full comment

Just like dear leader keeps getting off for everything. It's going to be extremely difficult going from an honest caring leader who's presidency has been based on facts to another term from the biggest, lying, horseshit shoveling asshole who continues to get assisted by the media. Whether it's old anus lips himself or the press and airwaves, honesty along with facts have gone by the wayside and the twisted GOP Congress supports this crap every step of the way.

Expand full comment

Sad truth Rick, the fact that Trump was never brought to justice, when the FBI had investigations into his criminal activities since the 70’s including his Russian, Crossfire Hurricane investigation, spells his role as a C. I. Clearly!!

Expand full comment

Don’t forget his boosts from the corrupt Supreme Court

Expand full comment

💯

Expand full comment

I hope he doesn't last long...At least Jewish Doctor Vance is actually intelligent. It does hurt to say this, btw.

Expand full comment
Comment deleted
Jan 2
Comment deleted
Expand full comment

Yeah, he has all the personality of dryer lint. Wrong person to head up a cult of personality, since he has none.

Will be interesting to see the clash of egos between Sissy SpaceX and Peter Thiel (who backs Vance) should Vance be elevated. Especially since neither one of them is US-born and thereby ineligible for POTUS.

Expand full comment

If it was a white truck, that right there IS a technicality. /s

Expand full comment

The truck's lawyers will use a whole bunch of delaying tactics until the Supreme Court grants all Tesla vehicles immunity.

Expand full comment

3. Kash will never be the equal of J. Edgar. I don't even think he knows who he is, otherwise he'd hang his head in shame for his lack of achievement.

Expand full comment

Hoover abused his power, did he not? I have to think any Trump nominee would not be far behind.

Expand full comment

He didn't just terrorize radicals, he terrorized members of the government, presidents. He was a no limits guy.

Expand full comment

In a dress.

Expand full comment

Yes, you are correct, he was an equal opportunity terrorizer

Expand full comment

Does Kash have a background in cross-dressing? If not, he cannot be equal to J. Edgar.

Expand full comment

Left with a smile Kay-EI!!

Expand full comment

😂😂

Expand full comment

Oh yeah, it’s gonna be a great 4 years. They’ll have to do some twisty acrobatics to blame Democrats for all the coming shit when they’re the ones in charge. I just hope to god the Dems DO NOT think they have to rescue them. Let them fuck themselves.

Expand full comment

Many people are saying Matt Gaetz once rented that truck. I don't know if that's true. But many people are saying that.

Expand full comment

Verrrry possible if the truck is less than 18 years old

Expand full comment

🤣🤣

Expand full comment

LOL!! OMG!!!😱

Expand full comment

🎯🎯🎯😂

Expand full comment

Nicely done.

Expand full comment

I'm shocked the MAGA cult hasn't tried to blame the exploding Cybertruck at the Trump flop house hotel in Vegas on Biden yet.

But it's still early.

Expand full comment

Don't rule out that guy, Ben Ghazi. He's always up to something.

Expand full comment

How in the fucking fuck are these “news” outlets getting away with their blatant lies? And did any of these lying nut jobs address the fact that the crazy piece of shit was able to get his hands on the assault weapon he had in his vehicle? I am so sick of this shit. I will say one thing in defense of ABC. On both the local NY station and World News Tonight, they repeatedly reported that the murderer was an American born citizen. OK, I know it’s a low bar, and I’m done defending them now.

Expand full comment

I’m in the Philadelphia news market, and the local news said he was a citizen and a former member of the Army. World News Tonight is one of the least biased outlets for news. David Muir and his co-hosts are always on top of the news and deliver it like the old valued news people did. Straight forward and honest.

Expand full comment

I agree!

Expand full comment

That bars underground Stephanie!!

Expand full comment

Yes, Patrick. It’s somewhere near the earth’’s core.

Expand full comment

Isn’t there one damn thing that can be done about this media bullshit we all have to (not really) listen to???? The idiots just keep hearing it and spewing it! What the hell happened to TRUTH? ARGH!!!!

Expand full comment

Signed away in Telecommunications Act Tess! Prior communication talking heads were required to be regulated and licensed, not anymore!!

Expand full comment

Thank you Ronald Reagan.

Expand full comment