to answer the question I raised yesterday: the number of people who took me to task for not being pro-bitcoin in yesterday's post was ZERO. and I'm surprised, because with over a hundred thousand readers, there's almost always at least one person who will complain about *something* in a post
Goes to show you have a smart group of readers..Bitcoin is BS. My friend is convinced that if we go to all digital currency, we will be controlled by the government. Dude, we're using digital currency right now and no one seems to give a damn if I buy crackers. So far, anyway 😂
With all the things I have read about Bitcoin, including how it is created, I still don't understand why it has value. There is really nothing good about it that I can tell but I have wasted enough time trying to figure it out.
Yeah, I think most of the crypto-bros either wouldn't come here in the first place, or wouldn't show their faces after not only did FTX cryptocurrency exchange turn out to be a fraud where a bunch of them lost the money they put into it, but Trump has started SUPPORTING the idea!
Yes, bitcoin production is destructive to the environment and mandates high dependency on fossil fuels. The cloud itself is bad enough with acres and acres of servers. But today you bring it all back home, though still aghast at the syncophants of possibly the most unlikely anti-christ dictator imaginable. Thanks for a safe digital space for satire. I get to hear you vent and laugh and I don't have to bother those who don't like to discuss politics.
I saw one, who was Rah-Rah-Rah for Bitcoin. She didn't take you to task over it, technically, but was, let's say enthusiastic about it:
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Debbie Allen
22 hrs ago
Here's what you need to know. One bitcoin is worth $66,747.70, which is $25872.21 more than one year ago today. Had you invested any amount, say $100 (for a fraction of one coin), you could sell your investment for a 163.7% profit. It did better than Apple stock."
I was just going to look for her, to repost, you beat me to it. "Debbie" posted that same pro-scam/money laundering drivel at least twice yesterday that I saw.
Donny Dumbass also told the idiots at one of his spoken garble concerts “I don’t care about you, I care about your vote”. Probably the first truthful thing he’s ever said, but it should also be a ten alarm wake up call to his supporters
Stupid assholes laughed when he said it. Bet it didn't turn any of them off. Because if being found liable for sexual assault, fraud, and the myriad other crimes he now owes money and hopefully jail time for won't turn them off, nothing will. Not even his hour long thought vomit sessions.
I have a collection of Women for Trump photos and one of them looks like Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies in a blue bikini and white fur boots with "Trump Boner Garage" written on her saggy stomach with an arrow pointing down. Four more and I will have enough for a calendar!
Unfortunately, all of his continuous hate is never a wake up call to anyone of his supporters whether they're in Congress or sitting in a trailer park wearing those hideous tennis shoes while reading his Bible. Can't remember a time when the hate platform was so popular and acceptable to these GOP assholes like Rev. Johnson who's knee pads must be worn out by now or Burgum who could become the next spokesman for Chapstick. So will the next scheduled bring a felon to work day take place with him on July 11 in another city he despises or will he have to watch the bullshit festivities from Mar a Lardo complete with a new ankle bracelet?
I seriously doubt that the MAGA morons who actually paid for those shoes and bibles received them since they were grifts. Just like the cologne and plastic coins he he's peddling, they don't really exist.
Did you see how he's trying to get his disciples to buy him a new plane? Promising them to put their name on it if they donate $500 or more. 🙄
Maybe it was when he said that someone would throw water on them? I instantly thought of those poor people in Puerto Rico who got rolls of paper towels thrown at them by Shitler. It was just about the same amount of “give a shit”.
Throwing paper towels to people who have lost EVERYTHING after a hurricane is akin to his Vegas comment "I don't care about you, but I need your vote".
If you are referring to the one in Vegas, those people that were leaving were probably the ones that answered the Craigslist ad for paid attendees. $75 to attend and wear the garb and a $50 bonus if you were televised. He has to pay people to attend his rallies. And most of the time when you see him waving, he is waving to the wind and he has "cheering tracks" edited into those pieces.
It's seems that the only people who are adoring him are his own reflection and the MAGAts in the house and senate.
It was vigilantly shared through threads. IG, Threads and Substack are my only sm platforms. I use Threads the most and I use Substack primarily for Jeff, Mary, JoJo from Jerz and Matt Stoller, but I just read their newsletters and notes.
At most of his rallies post-2020, people are leaving in droves halfway through. Probably because he's fixated on the 2020 "stollen election" and even most of his fans are tired of it and want to move on.
They are the rejected by society group. It's a collective asshole convention. Leftovers from the John Bircher days. They drag their eyes to wide apart grandkids there. They are hanging on to their cherished KKK memories. Bless their small hearts.
Taylor Swift jokes about putting narcotics in her songs, but it seems like Candidate UVF has figured out a way to drug followers vicariously. And it’s a powerful drug that, once administered, piths your brain like those poor frogs in biology class. 🐸
No, they don't care because they're fellow sadists, and he's giving them permission to be sadistic to everybody they feel "threatens" them—like women, minorities, LGBTQ, "Libburuls"....
I totally got smacked by the "owning the libs"" bumper stickers and maga tweets. I'm a lib, but their idiocy never affects me, other than confirming that 30 percent of Americans are in a cult.
I doubt it is possible to wake them up at this point. Starting with the many public comments about how he can't stand his base, the great unwashed in his opinion. He obviously thinks they all live in Milwaukee. I lived there for many years. It has problems but they are working on it, a black mayor is one example imho.
I saw that too and I thought anyone that dumb that accepts that is a waste of human space. For them it’s a knock knock joke. Knock knock, who’s there? Huh.
I called them out on Threads, but I blocked them so some poor guy with a similar handle was tagged. His reply made me smile. I just don't remember what it was. 🤔
Fucking brilliant as always. This was particularly poignant: "Donny hates everything. if he can’t fuck it, get praise from it, or make money off of it, he hates it." Please tell me we will get past this and when Biden wins, the republikkkans won't find a way to install their favorite dicktator.
I'm sorry to tell you that scumpism will be with us for a while -- probably about a generation, because it will take that long for effective governmental policies to bring back into the fold some of those who flirt with it. (The hard-cores are beyond hope or help.)
General psychological ill health is a big factor in scumpists, but so are the myriad losses that have resulted from the GOP's shredding of the middle class, which began in 1981; the pain that brought (not just loss of income but, with mass unemployment, loss of purposefulness + sense of self + community) put fuel in Gingrich's rocket only 14 years later. NG's scorched-earth tactics morphed into the tea party, which in turn morphed into scumpism. (Please read Robert Reich's 11-14-20 column in The Guardian for then-new RAND stats on what was then a 40-year wealth heist, screwing the bottom 90% and aiding the top 10%, primarily the top 1%.)
Also keep in mind that some of that was accomplished without the scourge of disinformation/misinformation via hate radio (arose in the late 80s), Fox (c. 1996), and so-called social media. So we're in for a long fight, and we have to do our best to stay calm, strong, and effective.
Oh Christ, that's Agent Orange in a sentence. He wouldn't piss on one of his supporters if they were on fire. He's just a working guy trying to stay out of prison while grifting the masses. Isn't everyone?? 🫢
I would probably be the last person to want to get into Trump’s head but somehow I think the Hannibal Lecter thing has something to do with Biden talking about his relative being cannibalized in New Guinea. Maybe the sharks have something to do with it. He is unwell, unhinged and very dangerous.
a real question: would you bring Trump to thanksgiving dinner @ your parents’. house? your children’s house? your pastor’s house?
would you bring donald Trump to your kid’s high school civics class to give a talk? (hint, if he talked about Hannibal Lecter they’d laugh at him louder than the UN did).
would you trust him to negotiate with Putin about Ukraine?
At the end of the day, the only way Trump succeeds is conning the deplorables and making his red baboon ass available for his sponsor, Putin. Who, by the way, he can NEVER diss because Putin has the pee tapes, Trump owes him a lot of money AND Trump knows that Putin could kill him without anyone knowing how he did it. So he has to keep handing over our secrets to keep Putin happy.
Last thought: I believe that there are some clear-eyed Americans who know that Trump returning to the WH is a total and complete handing over of American security to Putin. Just like Jeffrey Epstein knew too much to live, Trump can't be in a position to hand over our entire military apparatus to Putin. Ain't gonna happen. Someone has a DEFCON 1 plan.
You are so right imo. If Biden does not win, I keep thinking America has ultra-capable people to prevent him from ever being inaugurated. #OrangeTurd is already getting scrubbed Intel briefings. Everyone knows about the Super Top Secret SCIF files at Bedbug-a-motel.
I didn't think he could get any intel briefings, at least not until he is the official Republican nominee. And even then, it's at the president's discretion, right?
I believe that’s right. Ex Presidents can receive intel briefings when they leave the WH but Biden opted to not let Cheeto face have it. I understand that he never read them when he was President or very little of it & those who know said they had to practically draw pictures to get him to understand them-I think he can’t hold his attention on something long enough to get anything from it. I also heard that Jared did read the Intel briefs. Also fat boy wouldn’t let Biden have intel briefings after he became President elect until the courts intervened just a few weeks before the inauguration. The same with the Justice Dept. Garland was way behind before he ever got started
The Cheeto may not read, but he sure valued classified materials enough to steal them. Some are still missing and one can only surmise they have "fallen" into the wrong hands. Net: The Cheeto will sell any data he can to the highest bidder.
Actually,all the Republicans are flag humpers. If my uncles and father who fought in WW2 were still alive they would have hung these people in the middle of Arlington National Cemetary after Jan 6.
It's a real shame that they have pre-empted our flag. I'm hesitant to fly my flag because I don't want to be thought of as a Trumper. Thank God my HOA does not permit political signs.
Fun fact: Arlington National Cemetary is located on the former homestead of Confederate Army commander Robert E. Lee. Over 400,000 service members and their families are buried there.
He's not going to win. The GOP is committing suicide and trumpty dump is assisting. Fine by me. I think the mayor of Milwaukie should run for president in 2028,
I wholeheartedly agree with you! I don't think TRump has a snowball's chance in hell of winning in November, despite what all these crazy polls say. If we all get out there and vote blue we WILL win.
It only sunk into me in 2016 that "5-7 "swing states" determine the winner. I live in BLUE BLUE CA. I vote anyway, all the down ballot races. We need Biden & a BLUE Congress to abolish Electoral College, draw fair maps & voting districts, enshrine strong voting laws -- for starters.
Two things: President Obama said it best, “Don’t boo. Vote.”
If you have the time or inclination, write letters for the non-profit voteforward.org. There are lots more voters to adopt. It’s easy to do. If you can’t afford the stamps, they will send them to you. If you don’t have access to paper, envelopes or a printer, they will send you a letter writing kit. We must do everything we can to make sure schmucky putz #34 never, ever gets near the White House again.
I’m afraid the Supreme Court will somehow get involved & turn the election over to sh*tface like they did with George W. They are anxious to get involved as evidenced by their holding up the Jan 6 trial
Damn! Well said Jeff! Talk about needing mental health therapy for magapublicans! YUK. As for Little Donny Fuckface—-stay out of Wisconsin! We DON’T WANT YOU HERE!!!!!!!
If Wisconsinites crowd the streets with anti-#OrangeTurd demonstrations, Will be yelling along in CA! How DARE he insult ANY CITY in America, let alone an important swing state, where his maggots will gather for the #OrangeTurdShow? Lawrence O'Donnell noted last nite that Baltimore, a city he also trashed, and Milwaukee both have Black mayors.
And the crime rate is like 25% lower this year than last-so they lie about crime being so bad. Crimes rates were much higher in 2020 during the pandemic because people were desperate & had no jobs-while shit for brains was President
I continue to be baffled that so many Americans will vote for a man who can’t put a coherent sentence together, whose brain is decaying, and who simply does not have the faintest idea of the meaning of public and/or foreign policy. And he has the speaking skills and reading ability of a 6-yr old. I sure am looking forward to watching the goon make a fool of himself at the debate on June 27.
That's IF TRump doesn't worm his way out of debating Biden. That's a big IF. TRump knows he will look foolish, again, debating Biden. I really hope TRump doesn't back out. My popcorn awaits! 😁
So am I hoping that he’ll stay in, but his handlers know better than letting him loose for a debate. Forget the popcorn, champagne 🥂 is the drink of choice to celebrate how small his brain is compared to Biden’s and how Biden will make mincemeat out of him.
LDFF has already said that he “will lose the debate on purpose”. So, when he fucks up royally at the debate he is already setting the stage with excuses……read the recent article in The New Republic.
I just read the bulwark article on this. Apparently he’s worried that if he does really well during the debate, that the Dems will take Joe off the ticket and replace him. His simpleton mind is at it again.
You're killing me, Bruce. Perfect metaphor, and the squealing that must accompany so much sycophantic delight: "Yes, yes Master of the universe!" MTG surely squealed the loudest. "He recognized me!" When Trump looks out on to the sea of MAGA hats, he recognizes a lot of dumb marks - red asses indeed.
It's really quite pathetic,every House Republican this week voted to hold Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!! Same with impeaching Mayorkas,every one. We can't even pretend there's any such thing as a 'moderate Republican' anymore,they are all 100% election denying, conspiracy theory,voter suppressing MAGA nutbag radicals,the babbling idiot cult who is no doubt going to try another coup, pathetic losers and cowards, huzzah!!
This nightmare will end and these traitorous Republicans will behave just like the fallen Nazi's. Hiding, denying and deflecting who they are and what they said and did.
They are the rats too stupid to jump off the sinking ship,they are so desperate to cling to power they'll go down with it,vote for character and democracy.
I woke up again today and the vile orange sack of sewage is still alive...didn't choke on a hamberder, didn't suffer a head wound from a ricocheting bottle of ketchup...but for all of your entertainment pleasure, I will leave this link which shows just how fucking brilliant the internet can be on any given day...you're all welcome in advance!
Best thing ever. Thanks for sharing this video. I posted it to my Facebook feed. I just don't give a s**t any more. I used to be discreet, posting pics of funny dogs and cats. I'm actually over that now.
me too!...because, if you ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany, you're doing it now!!...and I will be vocal and voice my opinion and not have any fucks to give about what anyone thinks
I am working on a letter to Tim Cook about all the longtime crap they have allowed to accumulate in their native apps. Any thing you would like me to report?
I just played this FB video Jaws for my family again and we howled. It's priceless. Biden should play that next year well into his presidency at the WH Correspondence dinner and say "Remember that? Don't worry, we'll have plenty of material and high ratings for years doing look backs on the disaster movie we all avoided living."
These stupid motherfuckers are panicking because their beloved orange Jesus threw a hate bomb in the largest city of arguably the most critical state in the 2024 election. Nothing that comes out of their mouths about this can be considered anything other than verbal diarrhea. Listen, I know Wisconsinites; they hold grudges, bigly, if you will. I hope they’re putting up billboards telling their fellow residents what Donny thinks of them.
I'm a Wisconsinite and yes - billboards went up yesterday and some are going up today. The WI DNC has put them up in Milwaukee with his quote and https://maddogpac.com/ is putting some up (supposed to go up today) with the quote as well. If you're interested in participating, you can donate to maddogpac.com and get even more up in Milwaukee. Oh and yes - that pissed us off! I know of at least one very popular bar/restaurant that is closing during the convention because they don't want to serve trumpers. God bless them!
I am not a Wisconsinite but I can imagine the pain and rage that this mo fo’s words have garnered with the citizenry there. I hope you are right about them holding a grudge.I feel this idiot’s alphabet assault on their city is only going to worsen on other locales and persons. I know he surely cannot STFU.
All of Milwaukee should turn out to throw tomatoes at Trump and the rest of the Republican garbage. How was he allowed to be in DC behind a podium with Trump 2024 on it in the first place? Did he clear the trip with his parole officer? He crosses lots of state lines.
When Holy Mike washes the feet of the House Republicans, I may think differently about him. There is nothing Christian about him or Trump either.
Mary Trump was attacked by a Trump supporter on Substack as being "uneducated" and writing garbage. Mary knows and is just as sick of her uncle and what he has done as we are.
My kids live in Milwaukee. The Republican legislature hasn't raised the city budget since the mid 90's. During the pandemic they didn't pick up trash in the black neighborhoods. And though crime is a challenge, Milwaukee is a wonderful city. My daughter just told me that the RNC has been so remiss in booking venues, that many venues are full or are closing for the week and going on vacation. The RNC is mad because the only route into the convention hall goes past an area that is known for city protests so everyone will have to pass a gauntlet of Dems with protest signs.
Many cities in the US are owed money from previous Trump rallies. He is notorious for not paying. Serves the RNC right to be treated badly in response to his comments.
to answer the question I raised yesterday: the number of people who took me to task for not being pro-bitcoin in yesterday's post was ZERO. and I'm surprised, because with over a hundred thousand readers, there's almost always at least one person who will complain about *something* in a post
... and bitcoin is a particularly volatile subject — at least it is on social media
The fact that your readers see through Bitcoin just shows that the people who read you are actually SMART.
We're smart! Yes we are!
And some are smarterer than others!
😂😂😂
I am a seriously gifted child.
I know this because my mother told me. Every day.
Because who likes to admit they got scammed and that their coin is worth a sack of poo.
Goes to show you have a smart group of readers..Bitcoin is BS. My friend is convinced that if we go to all digital currency, we will be controlled by the government. Dude, we're using digital currency right now and no one seems to give a damn if I buy crackers. So far, anyway 😂
With all the things I have read about Bitcoin, including how it is created, I still don't understand why it has value. There is really nothing good about it that I can tell but I have wasted enough time trying to figure it out.
Some people...sigh.
🤣 🤣 🤣
I’m not really surprised. Your readers have more on the ball than crypto bros
Bitcoin is just another scam.
We are much more likely to nitpick grammar than to be pro-bitcoin.
😂😂😂 Surprised to see Jeff say people have complaints here. This to me is a very well informed, smart, witty, Happy Place.
The happiest! I may not open other emails on a busy day but I ALWAYS read Jeff!
Jeff’s place is my sunny, happy, funny place every single day. I can always count on a good laugh. Thank you Jeff. 😎🌞🌅☀️
True! 😆
Yeah, I think most of the crypto-bros either wouldn't come here in the first place, or wouldn't show their faces after not only did FTX cryptocurrency exchange turn out to be a fraud where a bunch of them lost the money they put into it, but Trump has started SUPPORTING the idea!
Yes, bitcoin production is destructive to the environment and mandates high dependency on fossil fuels. The cloud itself is bad enough with acres and acres of servers. But today you bring it all back home, though still aghast at the syncophants of possibly the most unlikely anti-christ dictator imaginable. Thanks for a safe digital space for satire. I get to hear you vent and laugh and I don't have to bother those who don't like to discuss politics.
Bitcoin, the NFT of currencies.
I saw one, who was Rah-Rah-Rah for Bitcoin. She didn't take you to task over it, technically, but was, let's say enthusiastic about it:
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Debbie Allen
22 hrs ago
Here's what you need to know. One bitcoin is worth $66,747.70, which is $25872.21 more than one year ago today. Had you invested any amount, say $100 (for a fraction of one coin), you could sell your investment for a 163.7% profit. It did better than Apple stock."
Sis-boom-bah.
I was just going to look for her, to repost, you beat me to it. "Debbie" posted that same pro-scam/money laundering drivel at least twice yesterday that I saw.
Thanks, Doc!
And I doubt that our Tiedrich family includes any suckers invested in Trumpleshitskin’s social media stock swindle.
Donny Dumbass also told the idiots at one of his spoken garble concerts “I don’t care about you, I care about your vote”. Probably the first truthful thing he’s ever said, but it should also be a ten alarm wake up call to his supporters
Stupid assholes laughed when he said it. Bet it didn't turn any of them off. Because if being found liable for sexual assault, fraud, and the myriad other crimes he now owes money and hopefully jail time for won't turn them off, nothing will. Not even his hour long thought vomit sessions.
"Turn them off" lol. " Boners for Shitler! WE CAN'T BE TURNED OFF" could be a bumper sticker for them.
Boners for Shitler. 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!
I have a collection of Women for Trump photos and one of them looks like Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies in a blue bikini and white fur boots with "Trump Boner Garage" written on her saggy stomach with an arrow pointing down. Four more and I will have enough for a calendar!
Dear God! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Hun… Drumpf aint parking his “boner” in your garage
Lol 😂
😂😂😂
"spoken garble concerts"...love it!
Unfortunately, all of his continuous hate is never a wake up call to anyone of his supporters whether they're in Congress or sitting in a trailer park wearing those hideous tennis shoes while reading his Bible. Can't remember a time when the hate platform was so popular and acceptable to these GOP assholes like Rev. Johnson who's knee pads must be worn out by now or Burgum who could become the next spokesman for Chapstick. So will the next scheduled bring a felon to work day take place with him on July 11 in another city he despises or will he have to watch the bullshit festivities from Mar a Lardo complete with a new ankle bracelet?
Knee pads is right. The boys and girls of the GQP slapped on their hemorrhoid lip cream and puckered up...Daddy's home. 😗😚😘☺️😋
I seriously doubt that the MAGA morons who actually paid for those shoes and bibles received them since they were grifts. Just like the cologne and plastic coins he he's peddling, they don't really exist.
Did you see how he's trying to get his disciples to buy him a new plane? Promising them to put their name on it if they donate $500 or more. 🙄
Really? I have not heard of this grift? Wtf with LDFF!!!
The plane? He ran an ad for people to donate to TRUMP 2 because his 30+ year old plane is on its last leg.
He bragged that it was much better than Air Force One! He deserves to be riding around in a Boeing
🤣 🤣 🤣
I would bet that he's using RNC and campaign funds for most of the cost of that plane too.
Oh, you mean one of his boring hate rallies?
I liked the fact that at one of them people got bored and left early. Could have been due to the heat as well but lol anyway
Maybe it was when he said that someone would throw water on them? I instantly thought of those poor people in Puerto Rico who got rolls of paper towels thrown at them by Shitler. It was just about the same amount of “give a shit”.
Throwing paper towels to people who have lost EVERYTHING after a hurricane is akin to his Vegas comment "I don't care about you, but I need your vote".
Trump Paper Towels -- now more self-absorbent that ever!
Good one, Mary!
💞💓💗💕💝🎊
If you are referring to the one in Vegas, those people that were leaving were probably the ones that answered the Craigslist ad for paid attendees. $75 to attend and wear the garb and a $50 bonus if you were televised. He has to pay people to attend his rallies. And most of the time when you see him waving, he is waving to the wind and he has "cheering tracks" edited into those pieces.
It's seems that the only people who are adoring him are his own reflection and the MAGAts in the house and senate.
i always suspected he paid rallyattendees. are there copies of any of the ads around? i thinkthey deserve wider circulation.
It was vigilantly shared through threads. IG, Threads and Substack are my only sm platforms. I use Threads the most and I use Substack primarily for Jeff, Mary, JoJo from Jerz and Matt Stoller, but I just read their newsletters and notes.
At most of his rallies post-2020, people are leaving in droves halfway through. Probably because he's fixated on the 2020 "stollen election" and even most of his fans are tired of it and want to move on.
his act is wearing a little thin
Just the one?
I call them hatefests.
A hatefest where he has a big mad 😠
They are the rejected by society group. It's a collective asshole convention. Leftovers from the John Bircher days. They drag their eyes to wide apart grandkids there. They are hanging on to their cherished KKK memories. Bless their small hearts.
Taylor Swift jokes about putting narcotics in her songs, but it seems like Candidate UVF has figured out a way to drug followers vicariously. And it’s a powerful drug that, once administered, piths your brain like those poor frogs in biology class. 🐸
That’s a great analogy.
These people who say you have to reason with MAGA — there’s no gray matter left intact to reason WITH!
Nope. They stick to their fairy tale no matter what.
If Trump is a sadist, that means they must be masochists. They want to hear that he doesn't care about them.
No, they don't care because they're fellow sadists, and he's giving them permission to be sadistic to everybody they feel "threatens" them—like women, minorities, LGBTQ, "Libburuls"....
I totally got smacked by the "owning the libs"" bumper stickers and maga tweets. I'm a lib, but their idiocy never affects me, other than confirming that 30 percent of Americans are in a cult.
*totally gobsmacked
Absolutely. I’m sure it’s not really about what he can for the country (besides drag it down) it’s all about screwing everyone who isn’t a cultist.
I doubt it is possible to wake them up at this point. Starting with the many public comments about how he can't stand his base, the great unwashed in his opinion. He obviously thinks they all live in Milwaukee. I lived there for many years. It has problems but they are working on it, a black mayor is one example imho.
"Spoken garble concerts" -- Kay-El I adore you
Back at you, my friend
The ads for Joe Biden just write themselves.
I saw that too and I thought anyone that dumb that accepts that is a waste of human space. For them it’s a knock knock joke. Knock knock, who’s there? Huh.
I just need to underscore today’s gem: “…you rancid sack of feces.” I think we need to publish a volume of Tiedrich poetry!
I'm trying to keep a list, because it's all sooooo good! 😂
Thank you for taking on this huge task. There are so many gems and they come fast.
I hope I don’t miss any! 😂
I concur, "Famous Descriptions of MAGAThat Shitzhispantz"
OMG! Shall we join together and ask Jeff for a haiku every now & again?! Poetry would work too. 😂😂
Our “press” is failing us at all levels. The AP’s crap about trump’s “triumphant return to Capitol Hill” makes me sick.
Let's call AP out!! Tweet @Ap
The media needs to hear from us!
I called them out on Threads, but I blocked them so some poor guy with a similar handle was tagged. His reply made me smile. I just don't remember what it was. 🤔
I’ve never really been interested in xitter.
Ditto!
Fucking brilliant as always. This was particularly poignant: "Donny hates everything. if he can’t fuck it, get praise from it, or make money off of it, he hates it." Please tell me we will get past this and when Biden wins, the republikkkans won't find a way to install their favorite dicktator.
I'm sorry to tell you that scumpism will be with us for a while -- probably about a generation, because it will take that long for effective governmental policies to bring back into the fold some of those who flirt with it. (The hard-cores are beyond hope or help.)
General psychological ill health is a big factor in scumpists, but so are the myriad losses that have resulted from the GOP's shredding of the middle class, which began in 1981; the pain that brought (not just loss of income but, with mass unemployment, loss of purposefulness + sense of self + community) put fuel in Gingrich's rocket only 14 years later. NG's scorched-earth tactics morphed into the tea party, which in turn morphed into scumpism. (Please read Robert Reich's 11-14-20 column in The Guardian for then-new RAND stats on what was then a 40-year wealth heist, screwing the bottom 90% and aiding the top 10%, primarily the top 1%.)
Also keep in mind that some of that was accomplished without the scourge of disinformation/misinformation via hate radio (arose in the late 80s), Fox (c. 1996), and so-called social media. So we're in for a long fight, and we have to do our best to stay calm, strong, and effective.
Thank you for sharing your obvious wealth of knowledge. 🌻
Oh Christ, that's Agent Orange in a sentence. He wouldn't piss on one of his supporters if they were on fire. He's just a working guy trying to stay out of prison while grifting the masses. Isn't everyone?? 🫢
I would probably be the last person to want to get into Trump’s head but somehow I think the Hannibal Lecter thing has something to do with Biden talking about his relative being cannibalized in New Guinea. Maybe the sharks have something to do with it. He is unwell, unhinged and very dangerous.
a real question: would you bring Trump to thanksgiving dinner @ your parents’. house? your children’s house? your pastor’s house?
would you bring donald Trump to your kid’s high school civics class to give a talk? (hint, if he talked about Hannibal Lecter they’d laugh at him louder than the UN did).
would you trust him to negotiate with Putin about Ukraine?
if so, what are you smoking?
Really, really, really bad weed
Don't do weed dirty like that! Clearly it's crack.
Hmmm, yes, my bad.
He’s already a bad acid trip.
At the end of the day, the only way Trump succeeds is conning the deplorables and making his red baboon ass available for his sponsor, Putin. Who, by the way, he can NEVER diss because Putin has the pee tapes, Trump owes him a lot of money AND Trump knows that Putin could kill him without anyone knowing how he did it. So he has to keep handing over our secrets to keep Putin happy.
Last thought: I believe that there are some clear-eyed Americans who know that Trump returning to the WH is a total and complete handing over of American security to Putin. Just like Jeffrey Epstein knew too much to live, Trump can't be in a position to hand over our entire military apparatus to Putin. Ain't gonna happen. Someone has a DEFCON 1 plan.
You are so right imo. If Biden does not win, I keep thinking America has ultra-capable people to prevent him from ever being inaugurated. #OrangeTurd is already getting scrubbed Intel briefings. Everyone knows about the Super Top Secret SCIF files at Bedbug-a-motel.
I didn't think he could get any intel briefings, at least not until he is the official Republican nominee. And even then, it's at the president's discretion, right?
I believe that’s right. Ex Presidents can receive intel briefings when they leave the WH but Biden opted to not let Cheeto face have it. I understand that he never read them when he was President or very little of it & those who know said they had to practically draw pictures to get him to understand them-I think he can’t hold his attention on something long enough to get anything from it. I also heard that Jared did read the Intel briefs. Also fat boy wouldn’t let Biden have intel briefings after he became President elect until the courts intervened just a few weeks before the inauguration. The same with the Justice Dept. Garland was way behind before he ever got started
The Cheeto may not read, but he sure valued classified materials enough to steal them. Some are still missing and one can only surmise they have "fallen" into the wrong hands. Net: The Cheeto will sell any data he can to the highest bidder.
I wouldn’t bring rump to ANYTHING!!!!!
oh my god - bring him to T-Day dinner?
I’ve got a bat waiting for him…splatt!!!!
😂😂😂
Meth. Definitely Meth.
"If so, what are you smoking?"
Crack mixed with grade X level meth? Drano & rat poison?
WTAF?? Biden's relatives were cannibalized??? Is that some Bannon or dfg claim?
Actually,all the Republicans are flag humpers. If my uncles and father who fought in WW2 were still alive they would have hung these people in the middle of Arlington National Cemetary after Jan 6.
It's a real shame that they have pre-empted our flag. I'm hesitant to fly my flag because I don't want to be thought of as a Trumper. Thank God my HOA does not permit political signs.
Our flag is hanging next to our Ally LGBTQ flag😊
Fun fact: Arlington National Cemetary is located on the former homestead of Confederate Army commander Robert E. Lee. Over 400,000 service members and their families are buried there.
There are no fun facts about that place.
He's not going to win. The GOP is committing suicide and trumpty dump is assisting. Fine by me. I think the mayor of Milwaukie should run for president in 2028,
I wholeheartedly agree with you! I don't think TRump has a snowball's chance in hell of winning in November, despite what all these crazy polls say. If we all get out there and vote blue we WILL win.
It only sunk into me in 2016 that "5-7 "swing states" determine the winner. I live in BLUE BLUE CA. I vote anyway, all the down ballot races. We need Biden & a BLUE Congress to abolish Electoral College, draw fair maps & voting districts, enshrine strong voting laws -- for starters.
AND BLUE governors and state legislatures !
remember— they are working to make it hard to vote.
if everyone votes, Republicans are LOSERS
Two things: President Obama said it best, “Don’t boo. Vote.”
If you have the time or inclination, write letters for the non-profit voteforward.org. There are lots more voters to adopt. It’s easy to do. If you can’t afford the stamps, they will send them to you. If you don’t have access to paper, envelopes or a printer, they will send you a letter writing kit. We must do everything we can to make sure schmucky putz #34 never, ever gets near the White House again.
I’m afraid the Supreme Court will somehow get involved & turn the election over to sh*tface like they did with George W. They are anxious to get involved as evidenced by their holding up the Jan 6 trial
Damn! Well said Jeff! Talk about needing mental health therapy for magapublicans! YUK. As for Little Donny Fuckface—-stay out of Wisconsin! We DON’T WANT YOU HERE!!!!!!!
If Wisconsinites crowd the streets with anti-#OrangeTurd demonstrations, Will be yelling along in CA! How DARE he insult ANY CITY in America, let alone an important swing state, where his maggots will gather for the #OrangeTurdShow? Lawrence O'Donnell noted last nite that Baltimore, a city he also trashed, and Milwaukee both have Black mayors.
And the crime rate is like 25% lower this year than last-so they lie about crime being so bad. Crimes rates were much higher in 2020 during the pandemic because people were desperate & had no jobs-while shit for brains was President
I continue to be baffled that so many Americans will vote for a man who can’t put a coherent sentence together, whose brain is decaying, and who simply does not have the faintest idea of the meaning of public and/or foreign policy. And he has the speaking skills and reading ability of a 6-yr old. I sure am looking forward to watching the goon make a fool of himself at the debate on June 27.
That's IF TRump doesn't worm his way out of debating Biden. That's a big IF. TRump knows he will look foolish, again, debating Biden. I really hope TRump doesn't back out. My popcorn awaits! 😁
So am I hoping that he’ll stay in, but his handlers know better than letting him loose for a debate. Forget the popcorn, champagne 🥂 is the drink of choice to celebrate how small his brain is compared to Biden’s and how Biden will make mincemeat out of him.
And bravo for the microphone turn offs when it's not your turn to speak? OMG!!! A RULE HE HAS NO CONTROL OVER!!!
LDFF has already said that he “will lose the debate on purpose”. So, when he fucks up royally at the debate he is already setting the stage with excuses……read the recent article in The New Republic.
Typical of him isn’t it.
I just read the bulwark article on this. Apparently he’s worried that if he does really well during the debate, that the Dems will take Joe off the ticket and replace him. His simpleton mind is at it again.
Wow- that is about illogical as he can get! Take Biden off of ticket… lol..dumbass
I doubt he'll show either, but just in case he does, I've got plenty of popcorn, and my new rubber chicken!
Ahhh,now we see the MAGA red-assed baboons,offering up their hindquarters for mating with the Orange Fuhrer...
😂
You're killing me, Bruce. Perfect metaphor, and the squealing that must accompany so much sycophantic delight: "Yes, yes Master of the universe!" MTG surely squealed the loudest. "He recognized me!" When Trump looks out on to the sea of MAGA hats, he recognizes a lot of dumb marks - red asses indeed.
It's really quite pathetic,every House Republican this week voted to hold Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!! Same with impeaching Mayorkas,every one. We can't even pretend there's any such thing as a 'moderate Republican' anymore,they are all 100% election denying, conspiracy theory,voter suppressing MAGA nutbag radicals,the babbling idiot cult who is no doubt going to try another coup, pathetic losers and cowards, huzzah!!
This nightmare will end and these traitorous Republicans will behave just like the fallen Nazi's. Hiding, denying and deflecting who they are and what they said and did.
They are the rats too stupid to jump off the sinking ship,they are so desperate to cling to power they'll go down with it,vote for character and democracy.
Does #OrangeTurd still have his merch made in China?
Ewww.😂😂😂
He’s hateful. End of story. I hope Milwaukee gives him the welcome he deserves.
I'm hoping somebody brings out the big baby TRump balloon blimp with the diaper on it in Milwaukee. It always cracks me up! 🤣
Me too. It’s so accurate
Sounds like a Google search is my project for tomorrow? Excellent idea!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆
I woke up again today and the vile orange sack of sewage is still alive...didn't choke on a hamberder, didn't suffer a head wound from a ricocheting bottle of ketchup...but for all of your entertainment pleasure, I will leave this link which shows just how fucking brilliant the internet can be on any given day...you're all welcome in advance!
https://www.facebook.com/saltylutefisk/videos/989478432630592
Best thing ever. Thanks for sharing this video. I posted it to my Facebook feed. I just don't give a s**t any more. I used to be discreet, posting pics of funny dogs and cats. I'm actually over that now.
me too!...because, if you ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany, you're doing it now!!...and I will be vocal and voice my opinion and not have any fucks to give about what anyone thinks
Me too. Make it viral!
OMG! This is hilarious! I love it! 😂😂😂
What did you compose this response on? I had an iMac change wound to would the other day.
wow, composed it on an imac...WTAF???...edited it to what I originally typed!
I am working on a letter to Tim Cook about all the longtime crap they have allowed to accumulate in their native apps. Any thing you would like me to report?
I just played this FB video Jaws for my family again and we howled. It's priceless. Biden should play that next year well into his presidency at the WH Correspondence dinner and say "Remember that? Don't worry, we'll have plenty of material and high ratings for years doing look backs on the disaster movie we all avoided living."
Good one!
These stupid motherfuckers are panicking because their beloved orange Jesus threw a hate bomb in the largest city of arguably the most critical state in the 2024 election. Nothing that comes out of their mouths about this can be considered anything other than verbal diarrhea. Listen, I know Wisconsinites; they hold grudges, bigly, if you will. I hope they’re putting up billboards telling their fellow residents what Donny thinks of them.
I'm a Wisconsinite and yes - billboards went up yesterday and some are going up today. The WI DNC has put them up in Milwaukee with his quote and https://maddogpac.com/ is putting some up (supposed to go up today) with the quote as well. If you're interested in participating, you can donate to maddogpac.com and get even more up in Milwaukee. Oh and yes - that pissed us off! I know of at least one very popular bar/restaurant that is closing during the convention because they don't want to serve trumpers. God bless them!
I am not a Wisconsinite but I can imagine the pain and rage that this mo fo’s words have garnered with the citizenry there. I hope you are right about them holding a grudge.I feel this idiot’s alphabet assault on their city is only going to worsen on other locales and persons. I know he surely cannot STFU.
All of Milwaukee should turn out to throw tomatoes at Trump and the rest of the Republican garbage. How was he allowed to be in DC behind a podium with Trump 2024 on it in the first place? Did he clear the trip with his parole officer? He crosses lots of state lines.
When Holy Mike washes the feet of the House Republicans, I may think differently about him. There is nothing Christian about him or Trump either.
Mary Trump was attacked by a Trump supporter on Substack as being "uneducated" and writing garbage. Mary knows and is just as sick of her uncle and what he has done as we are.
My kids live in Milwaukee. The Republican legislature hasn't raised the city budget since the mid 90's. During the pandemic they didn't pick up trash in the black neighborhoods. And though crime is a challenge, Milwaukee is a wonderful city. My daughter just told me that the RNC has been so remiss in booking venues, that many venues are full or are closing for the week and going on vacation. The RNC is mad because the only route into the convention hall goes past an area that is known for city protests so everyone will have to pass a gauntlet of Dems with protest signs.
Many cities in the US are owed money from previous Trump rallies. He is notorious for not paying. Serves the RNC right to be treated badly in response to his comments.
I was thinking rocks.😂😂
They threw tomatoes and raw eggs at Hoover when he was campaigning from his rail car.
Cult45 gets all misty-eyed when trump gropes the flag like it's a 13-yr-old Ivanka
Today is Flag Day. Wonder how many Bigoted Bitch flags Mrs. Alito will run up her flag pole.
Sad… it’s Flag🇺🇸day and little Donny’s birthday on the same day! The good (flag) the bad &the ugly (Drumpf)
I almost choked on my drink. "13 year old Ivanka"! What a deliciously terrible description. Thank you. You madr my day.