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Calling trump out on milquetoast somehow made my day. Maybe it was ‘illiterate moron’ what done it. Tiedrich rules!

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Peach tree dish

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The ‘far white’ is to the English language what _____ is to _____ .

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Shit to a tree

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except you can’t be Trumpier than Trump. the dude is batshit fucking insane — an Adderall-soaked lizard brain directly wired to a mouth in constant motion.

Fucking brilliant piece of creative writing, Jeff.

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I have to confess: "in constant motion" is there because Goodwyfe Claudia suggested it

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And he can’t stop bragging, and every time he brags Jack Smith takes notes.

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I completely agree! Perfect!

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My favorite line of Jeff’s hilarious and uplifting post.

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“fucktangle”-now that’s a word I haven’t heard before! 😂

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I invented it, but I've been using it for at least four years https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1151671203335147521

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“Fucktangle of hateful racist shitweasels”...I’m expanding my vocabulary! Brilliant!

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It’s new to me as well. Sounds like the average clusterfuck gone horribly wrong.

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The primaries are going to be glorious, with Trump unable to make bail right in the middle of them.

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And lacking legal representation since all his attorneys will have resigned and have their own attorneys

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How d'ya like that Tacopina guy? Trying to snatch the paper away from Ari Melber? The guy looks like some kind of caveman. And that's the best Trump could get because everyone knows he doesn't pay his bills.

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May 31, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

It’s never a good sign when someone is in legal trouble and the dumpster behind their office catches matches.

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Too coincidental! Paxton feeling the fire had a fire set! At least burn the self-incriminating documents elsewhere. Or better yet, tear them up and flush them down the toilet! Trump would have shown him how it’s done.

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I still can’t believe The Sore Loser ate and flushed documents with all of those fireplaces in The White House 😂.

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Golly, who knew that trump could out-do his own outrageousness! It’s a vortex with no bottom and I am so happy Jeff is here to document it all, in his very informative and entertaining way.

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Chip Roy,his beard as white as a dogwood blossom. Bye, Kevin, maybe Target could use a mannequin to hold the Pride onesies.

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Pass the popcorn (from a Texas native and resident).

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Never interrupt your opponent when they are committing suicide...

Old political axiom.....

Love watching this carnival!

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When I get one of Jeff's missives in my inbox, I get a cup of coffee so I can settle in and thoroughly enjoy it. Today's description of Agent Orange was particularly delicious: "...an adderall-soaked lizard brain directly wired to a mouth in constant motion." Jeff and Colbert help me keep my sanity. Colbert is on hiatus, so it's up to you, Mr. Tiedrich. No worries- you never disappoint!

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Colbert is waiting for the writers’ strike to end I think. Jeff was going to cut back to a few days a week but he is so delightfully opinionated that he just keeps on writing. Lucky us!

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When I see one of Jeff’s gems, I wait, like you, till I can get home to read it in leisure to savor it!!

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So Chris Christie is going to announce next week he is running for president. Now we can see the Jersey bully pummel the Queens NY boy-man. It will be glorious.

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As a.NJ resident, I’ve always despised Chris Christie with a passion. So I find it absolutely mind-numbing that compared to other bat-shit crazy, Nazi-pandering, fascist Neanderthals, he no longer seems so bad.

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Today’s newsletter description of the megaton melt down Republicans are having over themselves is just delicious! Jeff, a standing ovation 👏🏿👏🏽👏🏼!

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Literal. Dumpster. Fire. 🥳🥳🥳

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May 31, 2023·edited May 31, 2023

The damned and deranged GQP are in a circular shooting match instead of a circle jerk. YIPPEE!

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Trump dumping on Kayleigh?

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