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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

fun true fact: in the first draft of this post, Bobby Brainworms was the lead and Donny cheating at golf was the second part. but then I decided that cheating at golf was more clickbaity. I guess we'll find out when the clicks come in (or don't).

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I’m not sure which one was more clickable, but I like how you started out with the fact that nobody calls Donny out on his shit and ended with Dana Bash calling Brainworms out on his. It was very satisfying to end on a high note. So maybe we should stop hoping that anyone will ever ask Donny what the fuck is wrong with him (because they never will), and just hand that Pulitzer over to Bash for committing a journalism.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The problem is, Bash is inconsistent. She did her job with Brainworm but on other occasions has folded like an inflatable when the fan turned off

Zija Pulp's avatar

Personally, I give her a pass. She tries, and in that clip, she did a magnificent job. (“You’re not a scientist.” “Well, neither are you.” And then when she goes off on him. That’s more than others do. Unless there’s someone I’ve missed?!)

HI2thDoc's avatar

We will accept any foray into factual territory as a win

A.J. Madison's avatar

Used to be publishers of journalism would give out awards for best written piece, or best investigative journalism article or article series. Today, we need to give out courage awards to anyone who prints the truth. What the oligarchs don't realize, is that a 100 years ago, that scenario played out in America, the news reading public migrated to sources that told the truth, which woke up the leading publishers to clean up their act, win back the subscribers by printing material worth paying for. I don't see that happening today, which is fine, fuck the Post, fuck the NYT.

Bill Corbett's avatar

I would never had her job because I would have looked at him and said, GTFO NOW you toilet seat junky.

john augustine's avatar

....or asked him 'what the fuck is wrong with you?'

HI2thDoc's avatar

From back in April. I can't remember what exactly she didn't push back on, but with this regime's firehose of bullshit, it's confusing as hell.

Has it happened to you, Dana Bash

Has your brain been turned into hash?

I guess the Ellison Kool Aid

Has managed to pervade

CNN, trading fact for cash

P123Sunny's avatar

They (msm) don’t come off as fully prepared for some reason… really strange :/

george  campbell's avatar

I commend Bash for her reply when he said " You are not a scientist " and she said : Neither are you . Sadly these damaged people in the Cabinet are impervious to shame and seem not to hear hear when they are being called out / insulted . They just plow on .

arne link's avatar

Oh, he heard her, all right. His face got even redder and his volume increased quite a lot.

george  campbell's avatar

He is beyond saving from himself . Hi Dad must be rolling over in his grave .

michellefromchicago's avatar

A bit off-topic -- but it really is something to behold when Donny whines that he's been treated unfairly. Fairness, after all, is a close relative of justice and impartiality. If Donny had ever been treated with actual fairness in his whole miserable life, he would be rotting in prison right now

Frank Nuts's avatar

Nice one Michelle! Strange how the biggest criminals are also (according to them) simultaneously the biggest victims.

Funny how that is.

True story: we took care of an acquaintance’s dog for a few days while they were away. The dog did some unacceptable thing that untrained dogs are accustomed to doing and we scolded the dog. The dog then proceeded to hold one of his legs up and cocked at an odd angle as if it was broken and barked back at us apparently saying “Look what you did to me. I kid you not. We were dumbfounded. We think the dog learned that trick from his master. His name was Bruster (the dog’s name).

Being a victim while at the same time criming it up appears to be a universal axiom. Who would have thunk it?

Irna Gadd's avatar

Frank. Your 2nd sentence (above) is so right. Your comment about the biggest criminals being (according to them) the biggest victims, in my professional terminology, is called projection. And people who aren't able to tolerate their own humanity (that is, imperfection) are so skilled at seeing in others what they won't / can't see in themselves and calling the others out on those qualities / behaviors.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

SO true - and a perfect segue into a new show for Wednesday night on Discovery. There's this terrific guy on Instagram (where I watch him), Michael McWhorter, who goes by the 'handle' of TizzyEnt. He posts stories of the rottenest MF'rs and brief clips of the videos caught by their victims (leaning out of cars yelling racial slurs at a woman with a small child in her back seat!!!) AND then asks his audience (zeroing in on the area where they might be) TELL ME WHO HE/SHE IS? He has a huge fan base so the culprit is most often outed and Tizzy then posts the update. Weirdly (or not so weirdly in this fucked-up 'murrica), TikTok which is where he actually posted, decided that HE was 'in violation' and despite his explanations of catching bad people, shut him down. His resume was already proof that he'd directed, produced 'stuff' so, immediately upon this injustice, a guy on Discovery OFFERED HIM A NEW SHOW! It begins tonight, Wed. at 10p.m. Eastern time. It might be called 'Trails to trials' or something else -could've been a test name. MORE than a few fit the description you gave above. I'm going to have to figure out how to watch it without missing my usual 10p.m. MSNow host - think it's Lawrence? Oh, he's still going to have his social media platform I believe?

Irna Gadd's avatar

Thanks for the information! It sounds like a fabulous idea for a show.

arne link's avatar

That is a really funny story. Thanks for sharing it.

Bonnie Council's avatar

I noticed in his self-praise about his golf "win" he said he was never "given" time to practice. As though, we the people, are supposed to also give him more down time. He's the one who wanted this job! Did he think it was going to be all fun and games? Yeah, he probably did. And now we all treat him so unfairly, by expecting him to work & allowing him to be audited, all while he's trying to end wars he started and fix a reflecting pool he himself vandalized. Poor donny.

Susie's avatar

Damn. Great point. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

THIS! And it's driven ME as nuts as Frankie. ;)

celeste k.'s avatar

No, the challenge should remain the same. I really want to hear and see a reporter finally hit him with it.

Besides, too many fake 'pulitzer prizes' have already been given out.

Irna Gadd's avatar

". . . committing a journalism" itself is worth a Pulitzer, imho.

Cheri Collins's avatar

I agree, Stephanie!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

That book "Commander in Cheat" by Rick Rielly is one of the best things I've ever read. You'd think there wouldn't be enough material to write a whole book about Donnie cheating at golf but believe me, there is! If you feel dragged down by everything going on, you need this book for comic relief. I recommend it to all my friends. Order it now!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Also, there's an entire chapter that delves into how Donnie "wins" those "championships." My favorite was when he returned to one of his clubs after a weekend out of town and saw a worker putting up a plaque honoring the winner of a tournament that had taken place there that weekend. He told the workers take it down and put his name there instead because "I always beat that guy and I would've won if I had played in the tournament."

RZolu's avatar

Championshit is my new favorite word…Coined by the great Jeff Tiedrich!!

arne link's avatar

Uncle Jeff is a true wordsmith.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

And here I thought he misspelled it but it does make perfect sense.

Susan Kemp's avatar

That reminds me of a conversation in Pride and Prejudice where the arrogant aunt says that her daughter would have excelled at the piano, if she had ever learned to play. It makes as much sense as Donny claiming victory in a tournament he didn’t enter.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

I'm going to try that reasoning at the Lottery redemption office: "Just pay me. I would have won anyway if I bought a ticket."

HI2thDoc's avatar

I can't imagine why professional golfers play with him. Does he have his caddies cheat so openly then?

Stephen Schiff's avatar

A fascinating detail in the clip showing the caddy dropping the ball on the green is the photographer in the background who looks away as the deed is done. Not me, folks! I'd be shooting away, five frames per second, capturing the event in 50 megapixel glory.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I bet he has NDAs with the caddies.

Jane S.'s avatar

You probably don't need an NDA if you threaten them with deportation or great bodily harm or the death of their entire lineage.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Rick Reilly interviewed the caddies. Some were understandably a little cagy but it was clean what they were saying.

barb's avatar

That's why only dirtbag, sycophant photographers with zero ethics will fit the bill. Who else could even stomach the job?

Joyce's avatar

I imagine it's the same old shit: professional or amateur, they get a cheap thrill from being so close to power. One hopes they stay far enough away to avoid Donnie Demento's real power: the diaper.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Then they check their "reverence for the rules of the game" at the door, when supposedly in golf those rules are sacrosanct

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Exactly. There's an interesting chapter where he talks about all the other presidents' approaches to golfing — that both Bushes were relatively good golfers, that Carter preferred fishing to golf, that Clinton cheated lightly but if caught he was all "aw shucks" and fessed up, that Obama was strictly "by the book" and didn't cheat.

I recall one excerpt where the author caught Trump cheating and Trump goes "everyone does that." The author notes that in 50 years of covering golf he's only seen one person do it and "His picture is on the cover of this book."

Jane S.'s avatar

Do they, though? I don't think I've ever seen a list of competitors -- I realized this morning that he could plausibly "win" competitions in which he's the only player...

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

He lies about his handicap, he lies about the difficulty of courses he's played, he lies about these championships he's supposedly "won," he lies about everything. He's a mediocre golfer at best. But his dad always told him that if you don't "win" 100% of the time you are lower than dirt. Explains everything about him.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

There's a whole chapter on the caddies, whom he interviews. Professional golfers play with him for the chance to rub shoulders with a celebrity, not for a serious game, so they look the other way.

Cheri Collins's avatar

They’re obsequious wretches.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Of course even the professionals know Trump's a dipshit.

Susie's avatar

Whatta self aggrandizing prick. 🤬

rlritt's avatar

But see, I couldnt read that because I would be so frustrated that that guy is sitting in the White House telling flunkiies to fix the election.

ErinL.'s avatar

I listened to the audio on a road trip and was laughing aloud the whole way there…

Frank Nuts's avatar

Nice suggestion Anastasia! I’m going to get my wife right on ordering that. I’m sure it’s every bit as good as you say. We have bought almost all the books exposing trumpy trump for what he “is”(fill in the blank…the list is long). My problem is I just can’t make the time to read them.

But…when I’m on my deathbed, I will have them all by my side in a go bag so when my body kicks it I can take my bag of books with me and finally be able to enjoy them under a shady tree next to a beautiful meadow. And on this meadow will be a repeating gif of trumpy trump putting a golf ball directly toward hole 18 and right when it’s about to fall in the hole a gopher pops up out of the cup and bats it away and dumpy trump dressed in his Oompa Loompa outfit will fall on the ground, roll around and pound his fists and howl that he’s been cheated. To which I will reply: “Well yes…

Yes you have…and isn’t it just marvelous?”

And next the trumpster will say: “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

And then I will say: “Yes you may. Go right ahead”

At which time the gif will repeat as I lay on the loving grass and calmly read my books.

The end

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I think it's important to read things about Trump that take a humorous approach or you'd just feel like slitting your wrists. It's why Jeff Tiedrich and Andy Borowitz are on my permanent list of paid subscriptions. It's why I ordered Andy's book "Profiles in Ignorance" which goes way back to Reagan and explores how we got to Trump. (I highly recommend this book too.)

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Well jeff, the bitches are scared.

Utterly.

10 years. 10 shit-scared years of these chickenshit asstwaddle spreadsheet butt jockeys swearing the fever would break on its own — and now Senate Republicans are whisper-leak fucking that Trump might be a liability while he white-knuckles a $1.8 billion slush fund for his buddies and burns floor time on a voter-ID bill going absolutely goddamn nowhere.

And the farm bill? untouched. Ohio, Iowa, fucking Texas? slipping.

So the big brave stand from this ass-covering conference is one senator mumbling "you can't just point fingers."

Fuck it.

I give up.

Really.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-there-is-more-than-one-way-to-build-a-life

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

That slush fund isn't going to go anywhere near the average MAGAs from January 6 IF it becomes a reality. I don't believe Trump for a nanosecond that he's not going to pocket it.

Joyce's avatar

When has Donnie Demento ever given away cash? For fuck's sake, the Demento family stole from a children's cancer charity!

Demento also thinks paying workers for a job is giving away cash--ask some Atlantic City contractors. Which makes me wonder: did the moron who ruined the Reflecting Pool actually ever get paid?

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I imagine if he did, there was a hefty kickback to Trump

Joyce's avatar

I'm sure that his dues at Moron-a -la-Lardo will conveniently come to the same amount......

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Agree. He's likely to keep it for himself. I hope Democrats expose all of this when they retake Congress, and I think they will. I hear a lot of cynicism about Democrats but it's unearned. They CAN'T do anything now. Worried that the Epstein files aren't getting enough exposure? Put Democrats in charge of the House and you will see so much of one feisty redhead — Congresswoman Melanie Stansbury (NM-1) — that you will feel like she's family. She NEVER lets up on Epstein!

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

The Republicans seem to find a way to clog up the works when they're out of power. Might be time for the Dems to employ dirty tricks.

rlritt's avatar

I think the slush fund is out, but they are still pushing Trump and Spawn immunity.

Frank Nuts's avatar

I’m with you Susan. He’ll stuff all or most of it in his pockets and get away with it because in the wording of this travesty of a “settlement” the recipients and the amounts they receive will not be published. And so, with complete impunity he can keep it all while saying he gave it all away. By the time the J6 rioters compare notes and find out none of them got squat he’ll be on the next scam and this on will be long forgotten just like all the others.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

It would be a popcorn moment if they sue for it

rlritt's avatar

Of course. But he figures if he says its for them people will feel sorry and give it to them. I am furious at thought that they should get that money. It sounds like something Stephen Miller thought up and then said its really for you, but it will look better and send a message that people who fight for him will get rewarded. I doubt any of them would see a dime.

Tess's avatar

Love the Lola book info…AND of course the Heroes you mention!

Frank Nuts's avatar

Well done Wendy! Your outrage could actually maybe be more than mine. I find that hard to believe but it may be true

Nancie's avatar

Clickbait... UGH!! Hate that you even have to think about that when you write your pieces. My sympathies are extended.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I'm jealous of Heather Cox Richardson, who's so good at what she does that she can get away with just using the current date as her title

Lynell(VA by way of MD&DC)'s avatar

What's Jeff got that HCR doesn't got? Jeff engages with his readers a lot. Don't get me wrong; I love me some HCR. But I love the folksy that is Jeff Tiedrich...entitling me to his own opinion!

arne link's avatar

I love the creative epithets. They are more than a reason to subscribe.

HH Mohr's avatar

Jeff's colorful profanity makes me feel right at home, and he does it in a hilarious way. As a transplant in the west, I miss that from the old country (NY).

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

They are extremely different writers. I don't subscribe to Heather Cox Richardson because I don't particularly need what she is offering — a ton of well-grounded history, which I don't have mental room for right now. I DO need what Jeff is offering: a snide, humorous take on everything Trump is doing because there's way too much serious shit dragging us all down.

You have to decide what it is YOU need.

arne link's avatar

I will cling to my Jeff subscription until they pry it from my cold, dead hand. Others come and go but not Jeff.

rlritt's avatar

You are my favorite read every morning hands down.

Jane S.'s avatar

Same -- I look for Jeff's substack before I am ready to get out of bed.

PTW's avatar

I'm pretty sure HCR has never written the word "fuck" (or even said it in her personal life.)

Meanwhile, all the FUCKS Jeff can type are why I'm right here every day.

Claudia Classon's avatar

And I’m jealous of her ENDLESS energy. I don’t know when she sleeps.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

She admitted she drinks Diet Coke…a lot.

HI2thDoc's avatar

But you are much funnier and swear creatively

Michele Iaia's avatar

Dear cuzzin Jeffy: No need to be jealous. IMHO you and HRC both occupy the same office space in the truth telling universe.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

She's my first read in the morning. If I read you I'd be coughing and spitting coffee on my cats. They'd never sit on my lap again.

Diana's avatar

That happens here as well- cats go flying - I’m running for paper towels… quite a scene! P.S. Moved the paper towels close by my seat…

Susie's avatar

If it’s any comfort whatsoever, though I adore HCR, I always read you first. Always. And I don’t care what the title is! I just can’t wait to start reading the perfection that is Jeff Tiedrich. Truly. 💜

Norma's avatar

Jeff don’t stress the title. Use any title you like and we will read it🫶

Frank Nuts's avatar

I’m sorry to say, Jeff, that I’ve heard of Heather Cox Richardson but know nothing about her; but, from what I just read and heard her say she sounds like a Common Sense conservative. Apparently that’s a thing. Who knew they existed. That’s what I thought I was during the Reagan years only to discover he was a closet racist who believed the oligarchs were altruistic and best suited to solve all our problems. I was never wronger. She would be a fun person to talk to at a party.

Parties…boy, those were the days.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

She's a historian, and provides deep background into what is happening now so people can put it into perspective. She also does some news roundups but not a constant flow like Meidas Report or Aaron Parnas, which are go-to sources to stay up on everything as it's happening.

I don't really sense she's a conservative, just someone with a really educated perceptive on history. Jennifer Rubin at Contrarian might be considered more of a "common sense conservative," although the "common sense" part seems to have led her away from conservatism entirely.

PTW's avatar

Heather Cox Richardson is an historian. I have no idea if she is personally a "conservative" or not, but she decidedly thinks Donald Trump is dangerous to our country and world.

She takes the events of the day, chronicles them for the historical record, and sometimes relates them to historical times in our past.

DeBurgh's avatar

A GOP Senator recently asked a witness, "Does the President really believe he won the 2020 election?"

Does Trump really believe he scored a 70 and won a golf tournament?

How does Trump reconcile his claim to the county tax assessor that Mar-A-Lago is only worth $25 million and tell the banks it's worth $1 Billion?

How can Trump sue himself and then claim the Treasury should give him our money? And release him from tax evasion?

Judge Engeron got it right. It's pathological. As in sick. Mentally defective.

DeBurgh's avatar

Is this "alt-reality"? Or "alternative facts"? Regardless, this reality-detached moron has the nuclear button under his tiny finger. It is past time to take his keys away.

barb's avatar

It's still beyond my admittedly limited comprehension as to how the fu** he and his morally upright family (NOT) have managed to avoid prosecution and sentencing given that this was back in 2021.

DeBurgh's avatar

It's the Roy Cohn parasite strategy. Donald's mentor. Break the laws so fast and often the good guys can't keep up. Roy died owing the IRS millions. So will Donald.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Counter-suits, threats, goons showing up at your business, knowing that you'll be in court for half a century before you see a nickel. No, with hin wielding political power, venue shopping for friendly judges, installing friendly prosecutors who won't bring charges, trying to keep things at the Federal level in order to control...

barb's avatar

Then there's this one: https://www.npr.org/2026/08/02/g-s1-136834/capital-one-trump-bank-anti-money-laundering. Apparently the trump Organization is suing Capital One for closing 100's of its bank accounts, alleging it's retaliation for the Jan. 6th riots, only Capital One is now revealing that the accounts were closed for anti-money laundering reviews. Anyone surprised? No i didn't think so.

DeBurgh's avatar

Federal anti-money laundering (AML) banking laws and FDIC regulations require banks to report suspicious account activity to the FBI and the bank is required to shut down money laundering by criminals. Bank owners and board members are held personally accountable for non compliance with these laws. Like personal fines (civil money penalties) without appeal. The Trump Family objects to banks who follow the laws. Interesting. See: https://www.fdic.gov/banker-resource-center/bank-secrecy-act-anti-money-laundering-bsaaml

rlritt's avatar

I think he believes it because he told Musk to fix it. Biden must have won so significantly that cheating did not give Trump the win.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

It's what happens when you have a father who tells you that if you ever lose at anything you are worthless. Most of us know you win sometimes, you lose sometimes.

DeBurgh's avatar

A madman is loose in the White House. Rational adults are allowing him to drop bombs on people. The adults must remove the irrational toddler from our White House.

Tim Trew's avatar

“Can you image being married to that?”

Sure. Picture yourself in an active shooter situation with someone climbing over your back to escape.

rlritt's avatar

True. That was a good decision. I hate guys like Kennedy who believe if they yell stupid nonsense louder, they win the argument. How that woman didn't slap his face is incredible.

Julie's avatar

Fucking RFK2. He’s a dangerous fucking joke. And he sounds so healthy!! Like a goddamned garbage disposal. I hate him so much. Dana should develop a better technique. She allowed his fetid ass to keep cutting her off and she should have ended the interview when his face started bulging and he escalated into his fucked version of screaming. And Ms. Spouse loved a delicious martini and also I can picture her smacking RFK2’s ugly bulging face over and over and over again. And then kicking him in his shrunken roid balls. Thanks again for the laughs and the truths, Jeff 💙💙💙

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Dana shows us who he is and that I'm thankful for. She gives these people enough rope to hang themselves.

Gisele Dubson's avatar

He’s beyond pathetic.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/politics/us-military-iran-war-troops-punish

"'We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,' an officer in US Central Command’s intelligence branch wrote in a message sent Wednesday to a broad group of military analysts, according to a source familiar with the message."

I swear, you couldn't make this shit up, because no one would believe you.

Leu2500's avatar

drop the felon on Iran. His stench is chemical warfare.

insert_something_creative's avatar

Sending Demented Donny there does check all of the boxes: it is creative and unconventional and it would punish Iran.

I say we do it and give it a try.

MmeRose's avatar

That's a brilliant idea, and we could follow up by dropping Heggers, Lutnick, Patel, Bobby BW and the rest of his collection of fools and miscreants.

Except...I feel the Iranians have suffered enough. Can we dump them all onto someone else?

ERVIN SIVERSON's avatar

In other words, we are out of military hardware because Petey shot his load in an ineffective blitz.

Joyce's avatar

I would think that happens a lot to him.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Or rump’s regime is totally devoid of what warfare is.

Koko in AZ's avatar

"I swear, you couldn't make this shit up, because no one would believe you." That explains the entirety of the past decade.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I've got a whole bunch of creative and unconventional ways to punish Donnie and his team of MAGA sycophants. I also have a bunch of conventional ones, such as voting them out of office, charging them with crimes and sending them to prison (after a fair trial, of course.)

macwithhisbooks's avatar

Spanish Inquisition had lots of neat ways to "punish" people.

George in Atlanta's avatar

NOBODY expects the....

I'll see myself out now.

Joyce's avatar

Okay--my mind went to exactly the same place;

BRING OUT........THE COMFY CHAIR!

Wendymae's avatar

For 50 years now, I can't even hear just plain "inquisition" w/o thinking that. Also "walk this way" is an immediate Python trigger.

djw's avatar

I'm guessing we need to punish Iran for letting us start a war with them?

arne link's avatar

Nailed it. Those people deserve to suffer for defending their country (however fucked up it may be, it's no worse than ours).

Larry Caringer's avatar

I used to work for a radio syndication company called The American Comedy Network. We spent every waking hour creating wild and weird shit for morning radio. You know, stuff that could absolutely never happen in reality. Now…somehow…all that crap is actually happening. Wut?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Well, if that ain't leadership I don't know whut is

Lairbo's avatar

Do we still have any of those soldiers who were trained to stare at goats until they (the goats) fell over?

Kay-El's avatar

““I think we just want to win,” Trump said during a Cabinet meeting”. Ask his caddy to just drop a golf ball

Ellen H's avatar

From Wikipedia about Back to the Future 2: “Zemeckis noted in retrospective interviews that the team never specifically imagined Biff running for president in real life, assuming audiences back then wouldn't find it realistic enough to feature directly.”

Carl Maniscalco's avatar

You could say that about the entire Trump administration. If you’d written a screenplay that reiterated the whole thing word for word back before 2016, it would’ve been rejected as unrealistic.

george  campbell's avatar

take a page from Motny Python : the most cruel punishment ever inflicted by the local Mob : Sarcasm !

Major Kong's avatar

Send Iran to bed without supper? Take away Iran's car keys and ground it for 2 weeks?

Stephen Schiff's avatar

We could build a giant wooden rabbit....

HI2thDoc's avatar

This regime of dumbshits would build a wooden pig

Morty's avatar

That would never work. Now, that “large wooden badger” idea: tell me more.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I'm reading "The Men Who Stare at Goats" by Jon Ronson, an investigative excursion into the batshit quasi-paranormal psyops and special units tasked with "creative and unconventional ways" to punish enemy war-fighters. Walking through walls, killer stares to stop hearts, spray foam out of a can which would immobilize hostile troops when it hardened (didn't work). This is where Whiskey Pete must get his bent dick, testosterone crazed mindset.

One of the Rezneks's avatar

"Score of 70" - is he confusing his golf score with his IQ?

HI2thDoc's avatar

On the golf course he spells his name M-U-L-L-I-G-A-N

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hey Doc.. Donald was solving another war while playing golf yesterday.. Come on man.. that’s whining… er… winning.

HI2thDoc's avatar

He conflated his score on a par 5 with the number of wars he "solved"- is it up to 8 now?

Cyndi's avatar

Yeah, too high to be his IQ!

Ann Anderson's avatar

So Fuckwit is thankful for the honor that he bestowed upon himself and nyah-nyah to the losers and also ... talent? Just when you think the bottom has already fallen out of that disregulated sieve-brain.

Hey anybody remember when Cheryl Hines seemed like a cool chick? Now she's literally in bed with one of the most revolting ppl in public life.

Nancie's avatar

Hope you've seen one of the latest episodes of Larry David's new show on HBO. Bobby is portrayed as a crazy neighbor who the men in the white coats come for at the end of the sketch.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Ha! Good for Larry.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Wish I could afford cable . . .

arne link's avatar

I suppose she needed the money. Her career had stalled and someone has to pay the bills.

Ann Anderson's avatar

There's a name for women who solve their money problems that way. (It's sex-worker. No judgment but fair to say it's a downward career move.)

arne link's avatar

Sometimes women have no other recourse. If they have no skills, money or intellect they rely on what they have. It's a solution as old as time. That is why we need equality.

Kim Steeves's avatar

They do too have a skill!!

arne link's avatar

Sorry, of course they do.

Wondering Woman's avatar

I’m sure he never touches her so it’s probably fine. Sanitary, in any case.

Susie's avatar

Gawd - you’re probably right. How sad. 😏

barb's avatar

And has stayed with him throughout all of his womanizing. There must be something deeply wrong with her.

Jane S.'s avatar

I would find it difficult to enter into a relationship with a man who drove his former wife to suicide.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Larry David dodged a bullet.

Susie's avatar

This disturbs me to no end! My husband and I commiserate about it and wonder “what the fuck?” all the time.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, but what about the surprisingly incoherent, incredibly stupid, incredibly corrupt Mr. Blanche? He is our AG whether you like it or not. Will he push the cop beater slush fund? Will he push for total immunity for Donald and his family and businesses to avoid any tax audits? Will he release the remaining files of the Epstein investigation? And finally… it seems the entire world can see we have an organized crime syndicate operating as a government with Todd as the Consigliere, protect dear leader at all cost.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Todd "What Does a Guy Haveta Do to Get Disbarred" Blanche? That lying POS?

Nancy Lent Lanoue's avatar

Fredo-Sure is interesting to read in the NYT today how Blanche is squirming around the process of trying to get an end to special tax treatment for the royal criminal family. I edited because apparently the Senate is buying the signed letter “ rescinding “the cop beater slush fund”. I’m waiting for the next Florsheim shoe to drop.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

If I understand it correctly, it now only protects Trump from past audits, and not prospective ones.

arne link's avatar

I believe that it also includes his spawn into perpetuity.

Jane S.'s avatar

That's how it was originally written, too. But that's far more than enough. The IRS won't initiate any audits during Trump's tenure and once he's out, he's already as good as dead or imprisoned, so his income will be too small to matter.

Kim Steeves's avatar

And the boys, and the organizations......

Outdoorluvr's avatar

And the daughter, which probably extends to her Saudi-sucking husband. Every grift and theft of our tax dollars will be covered by the IRS clause...

Susan Niemann's avatar

"It's called TALENT" and I have it."

Thats so pathetic its comical. 🤣🤣

Christ. Let today be the day. ☠️☠️🤞🤞

Claudia and her hats....wonderful! I always love seeing these photos!

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

It's good to know that the pedo criminal elect is so focused on "putting America first." Like largest debt of any nation in the world. First in healthcare expenses, first in the cost of higher education, first in mass shootings.

While he was playing golf, the Western United States is on fire, tens of thousands are evacuating from their homes. Flood warnings in NY. Children are going hungry as the GOP trade of food stamps for extended tax cuts for the wealthy begin to kick in. Same for Medicaid work requirements, get off the chemo and start looking for work little Suzy. The on again off again "not war" is on hold, probably waiting for the call options to get settled for the next bombardment. RFK Jr. is showing his incompetence and his inability to handle a reporter's question (a trait shared by the rest of the criminally corrupt, incompetent group the pedo criminal elect calls "a Cabinet.") Where's Schrodinger's Mitch?

And while the GOP is thoroughly investigating Dr. Fauci for all the lives he saved throughout his career, the Epstein Trump Maxwell files remain in darkness.

Anything to cover up Trump's incompetence, failed policy, crimes, corruption, and his BFF's child abuse and trafficking. And the entire GOP with few exception, are gleefully participating.

rlritt's avatar

Its shocking. And how did all these crooked domino's fall at once? We went from being a normal country with ups and downs to a dictatorship where a decrepit dictator is being propped up by actual NAZIs.

Tess's avatar

Excellent post Jeff! Your opening description “president of the united states, supreme ruler of western hemisphere, lord-emperor of the sky above and all the planets, and god’s own avatar on earth…” is exactly what this idiot cheater thinks he is. rfk is…yes…what you said…a prick! Thanks Kathy for the pics of Claudia!!!

Kimberly's avatar

Blowing up a school and then a house with a family in it, in a neighborhood, isn't unconventional enough?

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I guess those are just ordinary war crimes

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Yeah. What the Pentagon wants is creative war crimes.

DlbDC's avatar

I just said to my husband that I would have kicked Brainworm in the nuts had he spoken to me that way. I suspect that Ms Spouse and I would have been friends. Be well and thank you for sharing her with us.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The Reflecting Pool debacle was so typical of his whole persona. Take over something venerable and solemn, make it about himself, foist an unnecessary and expensive supposed upgrade upon it, waste taxpayer money on a grift to a stooge, then fuck it up in several large ways, and end up blaming it on radicalleftcommunistwokeantifavandalswhodon'tloveAmerica.

He looked at the Pool

As an ego-boost tool

He hired an incompetent crony

To paint a liner

He said would be finer

But the reasons were self-serving and phony

Orange turd chose a hue

Called it American flag blue

The color was much too dark

It caused the water to warm

And grew an algae farm

That became the object of snark

Then the Park Service tried

Hydrogen peroxide

In order to clear the scum

Another bad decision

And lack of precision

From the regime that excels in dumb

As the liner then peeled

Dumb DonOld squealed

That it was because of vandals

He can never admit

His ideas are shit

That's why he has so many scandals

Fatfuck was enraged

So Pirro engaged

In an unjust legal action

She endeavored to charge

An onlooker at large

For paint chip liner extraction

Right from the start

The case fell apart

The accusation was obviously bogus

For her it was hard

She could be disbarred

For being a vindictive rogus

For adhering to fact

She just may get sacked

But for her that might be good

If she could just see

The truth of ETTD

And escape from the MAGA 'hood

It's always the same

In trump's chaos game

Nothing is ever his fault

He only excels

At lies and bad smells

Stealing and sexual assault

Susie's avatar

Goddamn, that’s a beaut!!! Wow! That’s a keeper, man! Just followed you in hopes of being able to glean more from your presence on my Substack. Thanks, Doc!!!

Leu2500's avatar

Holding onto both railings as he walks down the few Marine 1 steps.

ie the felon used a walker.

Bill Corbett's avatar

Why doesn't someone ask him, "why are you slapping your leg" and the always appropriate, "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Do u realize how much weight those decrepit old knees are trying to hold? 🤓

Susan Jane's avatar

That could be why he has sawbuck legs.

HH Mohr's avatar

We the people need creative and unconventional new ways to wake voters the fuck up.

rlritt's avatar

And we have to get the Democratic Party to stop their stupid, stupid in-fighting. I swear there must be Republican operatives working day and night to split the Democrats. The MI race is the worst. the Democratic candidate (who has won 4 state rep elections) wins in polls by 7 points, but she is losing the primary to an unknown Democratic Socialist with no elected office experiece. Michigan has been Democratic for years and now, NOW with Trump as President it have a Republican Senator.

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rlritt's avatar

I agree, the pundits seem to want everything to be a contest.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Interesting comment. The majority of the population avoid conflict or any mention validation of comment. It is not normal and is deadly.

HH Mohr's avatar

The military announcement is horrible. We need better messaging to counteract it.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Outstanding work today. Double bonus pts for the clip of baldie boy struttin’ his way back to the hamberder stand.

Joyce's avatar

Hairless Demento bears a striking resemblance to the Humpty Dumpty Darth Vader sans helmet.

Susie's avatar

Heh heh heh. That’s a chuckler.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Where, I ask, are my 007 fans? How did it turn out that Goldfinger was a prophesy: “he loves gold, he loves only gold…” I’m surprised Donnie’s assistant cheat didn’t do it Oddjob wise, dropping the ball from a cut pocket down his pants leg. Harold Sakata’s only line in the movie is a bark of phony surprise on “finding” the ball: “Ah! Ha!”

Lairbo's avatar

Trump is a Batman villain who only thinks he's a Bond villain.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Steven Cheung has an Oddjob vibe.

Claudia Classon's avatar

I don’t know if anyone has commented on this before…the reason Bobby Brainworms “barks like a dog” is because he has a neurological condition call spasmodic dysphonia. I know it well, because I also have had it for several years. I had to give up singing, but getting regular Botox shots every three months allows me to speak normally most of the time. Stupid Bobby will snort coke off a toilet seat, but God forbid he puts Botox in his sacred body so that he can actually talk instead of bark. If he wasn’t such a jerk, I might feel sorry for him. Or not.

arne link's avatar

Sorry for your trouble. I'm glad you have found a way to correct it, although the treatment sounds painful. Best wishes.

Claudia Classon's avatar

Thanks, Arne. Actually, the pain of the treatment is much less painful than the pain of trying to talk without it. If there’s one satisfaction I get from knowing this, it’s that Bobby Brainworms must have a permanently raw throat.

Kim Bart's avatar

Yeah, and you're not an asshole!

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

I've noticed that his sister has it as well, but she may be getting treatments because she sounds much better than he does.

So glad for you that science has provided a treatment before Bobby Brainworm came along to defund the research on that too.