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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

ADVISORY: it's only a matter of time before I put up a post where I say Iraq when I mean Iran. I almost did it today, and caught it at the last minute. please be gentle with me when it happens

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Gina's avatar

they (or we or somebody) should do a name-regime change - "Persia" is a nice name and not likely to be confused with "Iraq"

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

When I was living in Teheran, I was told Shah Reza Pahlavi changed the name of his country from Persia to Iran because it sounded like "Aryan." He modeled his entire regime, down to the secret police, on Hitler and we (the U.S.) were gung-ho there for it.

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Linda Weide's avatar

A children's book that I used to have my 3-5 graders read, or read to them is called It Ain't So Awful, Falafel by Firoozeh Dumas. It teaches some modern Persian/Iranian history.

While I was taught to pronounce it "E-rahn," I still remember George Bush always saying "I-ran" when he named the country.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Bush was good at fucking up words but not as good as Trump. Trump turned it into an art form.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Bush had trouble speaking English. Probably still does.

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Emma Ray's avatar

HaHaHaHa

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Stuart's avatar

I think maybe people who live in countries beginning with a vowel are sensitive on this point. I do remember, from long ago, an Italian girl friend constantly admonishing me, "It's not EYE-talian! It's IT-talian!" (After the first two or three times, I was just teasing her.)

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Robert Eckert's avatar

A British colonel during WWII allegedly told his men about some Roman ruins in Libya, "These were apparently built by the Eyeties sometime before the war."

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Robert Eckert's avatar

No, that was his father who did the name-change, in the 30s to suck up to Hitler. The UK and USSR (shortly after Barbarossa) invaded to get rid of him. He agreed to abdicate in favor of his son (that son being the Shah we knew) and go into exile in Bombay. The UK tricked him, taking him to South Africa instead so he would have a harder time plotting with people back in Iran.

"Iran" is the historic name not just for Persia but for all lands speaking languages related to Farsi (Persian), and it sounds like "Aryan" because it is etymologically the same word: "Aryan" is the Sanskrit form (originally referring to upper-caste people), and like "Iranian" it means "the people who know how to do things" with cognates in Greek arete "excellence" (hence "aristocratic") and Latin ars "art" (hence "artistic").

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Caroline (OR)'s avatar

Thank you for that explanation 🙃

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kdsherpa's avatar

Re the name change: I never heard that before. WOW!!! I wonder why the Ayatollahs haven't changed it back to "Persia"??

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

According to AI Overview: ""Persian" refers to the ethnic group native to the Fars province, and while they are the largest ethnic group within Iran, they are not the only one. The term "Iranian" is more encompassing, referring to the nationality of anyone holding citizenship within Iran."

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kdsherpa's avatar

Thanks so much for this information! (I do think that "Persia" is far more melodic than "Iran", though. :-) )

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Sharon's right. The Persian language is called Farsi. But where I live we have Persian after school care and summer school. And of course, Nowruz, little boys' favorite holiday.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Yep!

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Walter's avatar

Wow! That is pretty awful and he was also from the reports that I remember about political prisoners, etc...

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I live in Berkeley and we call the people of Iran (many of them live here) Persians.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

In LA/Beverly Hills, Iranians refer to themselves as Persian

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Only if they ARE Persian (a large ethnic group in Iran, but not the only). Kurds do not call themselves Persians, even if they are from Iran.

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Marla's avatar

Those Persians are largely Jewish, as opposed to Muslim.

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Janet Amaral's avatar

Same in northern California

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Linda Weide's avatar

All of the Iranians, or part Iranians that I have known considered themselves Persian. However, I understand that they might not be all of the population in Iran.

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Gina's avatar

I have a good friend who is Iranian, and she always refers to it as Persia.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

If the Idiot-in-Chief thinks he can rename the Gulf of Mexico, why can’t we rename other parts of the world?

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

He can start by changing Mara lardo to Motel Shit Scum.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He has declared the Persian Gulf the "Arabian Gulf"; this could lead to confusion with the larger body into which it empties, the "Arabian Sea" which I guess we have to rename the "Persian Sea" now.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

It's only a matter of time before he attempts another ridiculous, stupid shit move to rename something that makes no fucking sense.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Yes. That is what the Persian cab driver that I know from him parking at a cab stand on my block here in Germany uses as well. He says, Persian.

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DR Darke's avatar

I know actor Sarah Shahi (PERSON OF INTEREST, BLACK ADAM—but don't hold it against her!) uses "Persian" in preference to "Iranian"—her parents fled Iran after the Ayatollahs took over, so she was mostly raised here in the U.S.

She's my second choice to play Lt. Eve Dallas of J.D. Robb's IN DEATH books after Stana Katic (yes, Beckett from CASTLE). The only reason she's not equally my first choice with Katic is because Eve is tall for a woman, and Shahi is, like, 5'3"—you wouldn't know it because she really brings the badassery when it's needed, as she did on PERSON OF INTEREST. They once did a shot where Amy Acker jumped off the back of a truck to embrace Shahi, and I was really surprised to see how tall Acker was compared to her!

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Anti fascist's avatar

Good idea

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KMD's avatar

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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P123Sunny's avatar

Watching Truth Social posts by Trump every hour, each more insane & unhinged than the previous one as he circles the drain of a malignant narcissist’s descent into dementia, makes it that much more ridiculous that media just spent a month on Biden while pretending Trump is sane.

- @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

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Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Which makes me laugh each time. It is akin to “I would like to thank” (v “I thank”) and “Feel free to contact me” (v Please call me by date.”) Corp no-sense words.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

I slipped up with friends in my verbal rant... Iran/Iraq. One of those countries needs to change their name gawddammit!

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Derek Smith's avatar

Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing - Stevie Wonder opening rap:

I've been to, you know, Paris, Beirut...

You know, I mean, uh... Iraq, Iran, Eurasia, you know –

I speak very, very, um... fluent Spanish

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Lois Henry's avatar

I live in the US and I can never keep the ‘I’ states straight. Actually, on a good day I can’t even remember most of them. ‘I’ countries with two syllables and four letters?; no damn way.

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Karla's avatar

We will know what you mean. The fact that you cover this clusterfuck every day without going insane is good enough.

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Marian Vitale's avatar

An honest mistake.

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Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

The confusion would be completely understandable. I’m just waiting for team donnie to start rambling about yellow cake uranium. Mmm…cake.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

In aluminum tubes.

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Dave the Spot-on Moron's avatar

Mmm…aluminum…

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

No, he imagines he's royalty (as in noble peace prize and barron), ergo: British, ergo AluMINIum. I know it took me a looong time and a lot of laughter from my new American friends to pronounce it aluminum.

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

When is Substack going to allow editing for posts???

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DR Darke's avatar

Substack does allow editing—those three dots at the upper right-hand corner of your posts include "Edit" as an option, both on browsers and the Substack mobile app itself.

I just wish they'd allow bold, subtitles, strikethrough, images and video in responses as well.

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Thanks, but when I click on those three dots in one of my own posts, there is no “edit” option! What am I missing?

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DR Darke's avatar

When you say "post ", do you mean posts like the one Jeff just did? Or do you mean comments like we're doing here?

And are you doing these on a laptop or desktop, or on some mobile device if on a mobile device like a phone or tablet? If the latter, the three dots are on the lower right hand side beneath your post, because Sunstack R Grate with UI, they R they R! 🙄

I know this because I'm doing it right now on my phone!

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Posts! Like the one Jeff posted and we’re all commenting on!

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DR Darke's avatar

Sorry, a lot of people mix keep saying "Posts" when they mean Notes or replies on here....

Are you using a personal computer, or a mobile device like a smartphone or iPad? If you're on a computer, click on DASHBOARD (top of the main Substack page, right hand side), which will give you a page with links to your last few (three or four) Posts, including three dots to the upper right of each listing, where "EDIT" and "UNPUBLISH" are both listed as options.

If you're on a mobile device? You have to go into Substack from your browser, not the app itself (because...reasons!), then follow the instructions in the last paragraph like you were on a computer.

Why Substack, who heavily pushes their mobile app, does things this way makes NO sense to me, at all....

PS: I hope this makes sense to you, given I can't add images in replies. If not, tell me and I'll write a quick Post explaining how to Edit Posts on Substack, which seems to be more than Substack is doing! 🤦‍♂️

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Punkette's avatar

Make sure you are logged in.

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

And if editing a post is allowed, then Jeff should be able to edit his own posts when he accidentally types a wrong word!

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DR Darke's avatar

Jeff does edit his posts, and he has in the past—but first he has to have somebody tell him he's made a typo, which means he gets flooded with comments from...people like me, who say "Hey, you said 'Iraq' when you meant 'Iran'! Ha-Ha!"

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T L Mills's avatar

oh, me too!

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AddaGurl's avatar

You can edit your comments. Click the 3 little dots to the R of your post and edit away!

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Yep. Thanks. I know that! But as far as I know, we can’t edit posts. That’s why Jeff apologized in advance in the comments.

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DR Darke's avatar

You can easily edit posts—I do it all the time!

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Jan Moon's avatar

Me too. I just deleted one I put up. Not a post; a comment.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I can edit my posts, so probably can everyone else.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Jeff has often edited his posts-- after it got emailed to thousands of people with the uncorrected text, prompting numerous correction comments even after he has already fixed it.

For some reason I no longer get Jeff's posts in my email, don't know what I did (I assume it's my fault).

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Yeah.

It's better to click through to the Substack source and not read the emailed version, anyway.

Two reasons for it:

One, the author gets the advantage of a higher open rate, which does not count when only the email is read, and two, the updated version of the post is what is seen, instead of the original.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

You can DELETE but not EDIT.

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DH Pasewark's avatar

We’re not getting any younger.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

And Leon is getting LARGER!

(Airplane)

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James Starr's avatar

as country crooner Alan Jackson once sang in a song,

I watch CNN, but I'm not sure I can tell you

The diff'rence in Iraq and Iran

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Linda Weide's avatar

It is like in Orwell's 1984 where they keep trading out the alliances so everyone gets confused.

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

I suspect that George Orwell’s 1984 is required reading for all maga(ts), at least for the rare few who can actually read.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Never happen, however needed.

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Cats🐈‍⬛'s avatar

I didn’t say that the way I meant. I meant to say that since they behave that way, they have read it. It just came out wrong.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

My take is that Big Brother is manipulating the citizens to believe anything to forget everything that came before, so nothing makes any difference. Unquestioning compliance.

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Debra Slater's avatar

Just think of "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Iran" (to the tune of Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys).

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Jeff, how about being gentle with yourself when it happens?

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

It's confusing. You've got a Q and you've got an N. I do it all the time. It drives my wife crazy. I always apologize.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Ive done it. Dont sweat it.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Did that myself couple days ago. Started off ok with Iran then it became Iraq, Iran, Iraq🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Caught it after I hit post, then edited. You’re human. You’re definitely excused

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Cheryl Seybert's avatar

It’s an easy mixup!!

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

Donny went from Gulf Messiah to global time-out in record time. NATO trimmed their summit just to avoid his toddler tantrums—imagine being so unbearable the entire free world schedules around your mood swings.

He rants about genius pilots and collapsed rocks, but even the Pentagon whispered, “Yeah, that did nothing.” Now he's beefing with Iran, Israel, and gravity itself, while the rest of us are just trying to build cities that don’t suck.

Meanwhile, NYC voters just handed the mic to someone who actually cares about people. Affordable housing? Free transit? Telling ICE to take a hike? That’s real power, Donny—not the imaginary kind wrapped in diaper diplomacy.

Blessed be the meltdown,

Virgin Monk Boy

("Ceasefire between your butt and your diaper" was a prophecy, not a suggestion.)

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michellefromchicago's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 re Diaper Diplomacy

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David A Pitock's avatar

Been calling it dementia diplomacy.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Only in MAGA world is obliterated conflated from a months-long setback.

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Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Orangeshitstain LOVES that they are accommodating it.

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Douglas's avatar

I will vote for any Dem who can say those words on tv like Meet the Presd...'he can't even do a ceasefire tween his butt & his diaper" 😅🤣

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Phil Burns's avatar

Cuomo may still run in November.

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M Lomma's avatar

Como is washed up. He's corrupt just like Trump. They used to fight over power when he was governor in Trump's first term. I think this new guy should have a chance at being mayor. Just my opinion.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I'm so sick of corruption in government. The Republicans are the worst, but occasionally the Ds are pretty corrupt too. And in Berkeley, the property developers have bought off most of the city council, and I believe, the League of Women Voters (!!!) mayor and they are so corrupt, that I will no longer vote for tax increases. This is me, who went to Berkeley in the Sixties, who has lived here longer than most of the city council (all?) have been alive, helped plan and build People's Park and knows the true story (True Story--I remember before we had homeless people here). Mamdani is my hero! Affordable housing! My citycouncilwoman is big on "middle housing". We don't need "middle" housing. We need AFFORDABLE housing and rentals. I notice housing prices are dropping to the high $900Ks! Not enough. $250,000 would be good, if it doesn't have solar or any 20th century amenities. The motto should be: Waste not, want not. That's how we did it, and I learned from my parents and the Berkeley Co-op. I still have their books on how to save on food.

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arne link's avatar

Where I live houses in the high 500's are being built. They are not large homes. Unless you have generational wealth, you can't afford a mortgage of that size.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

What are interest rates these days? When we bought our house in 1992, the interest rate was 9 3/4%. I went to real estate agents saying I could afford $750 a month for house payment, property taxes, and insurance. We bought a foreclosure for $112,500, with $30,000 down. Two bedroom, 836 square feet. We're still here... House has been paid off since 2018. And we have solar and a storage battery. Two EVs. My son hasn't paid for gas since 2016.

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

We have the same thing here

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Decades ago a friend from France asked me the difference between Democrats and Republicans. I said you have to distinguish between the national and local levels. On the national level, the Republicans are the party of corruption and the Democrats are the party of incompetence, but on the local level, it's the other way around.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I'd disagree with both of those at different times. It wasn't until Tom Bates (D) became mayor of Berkeley that corruption started to flourish here. Republicans in California government have been corrupt since Reagan first became governor. I really felt Jerry Brown as governor and mayor of Oakland was incorruptible. But our state legislature has been on the people's side for at least 20 years. San Francisco does have some issues, and I'd hate to seem like a racist, but the Chinese who used to run permitting and development were a very difficult group to get around if you didn't want to pay extra. I knew a couple people who had real difficulty getting businesses started if they didn't want to pay someone off. Berkeley's a pretty small town and if you went to elementary, junior high and high school here, and babysat a lot, and worked as a live in babysitter, you know a lot of people. People who were in the same fraternity as Bates in the Fifties, for example, pretty much had exposure to the kind of person he was since then. You might know that his predecessor in the State Assembly from Berkeley quit after four years because he was so disgusted with the corruption. According to my witness, now a retired superior court judge, Tom could barely restrain himself from running out of the law office to and file for the office. Twelve years in the Assembly and Senate, then he came home and became mayor. Now he and his wife (another former mayor of Berkeley) spend six months a year traveling around the world, every year.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I'm kind of "anyone but Cuomo." Mamdani is making a lot of promises no one could keep, and they sound wonderful and people are loving them. What happens when the rubber meets the road of governing though? He's also a blatant anti-Semite but there's no place he can go with that. I don't see him launching Trump-like attacks on the Orthodox community (although maybe he should since they tend to support Trump and are often one-issue voters: Israel, first and foremost.) Here in Cleveland, a similar young, shiny guy with no experience was elected in 2021 and is now running for re-election essentially unopposed (Republican LaVerne Gore doesn't count. She always loses 15-85). He hasn't be amazing, he hasn't been bad. I was skeptical but he ran in 2021 against Kevin Kelley Who Lied To My Face, kind of a Cuomo w/o the sexual assault accusations.

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David Olson's avatar

One article suggests Mamdani may not be the best choice for some of his views. I agree, my take is NYC said we have had enough of Cuomo.

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DR Darke's avatar

Sadly, I doubt that will stop Cuomo from running anyway as an Independent, given he's got all the Machine Democrats, like anybody named "Clinton", in his corner! They LOVE business as usual in New York, and successfully shoved Zephyr Teachout away from running for any office in the state whatsoever.

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Mwfeiger's avatar

No doubt New York City residents voted for the best candidate yesterday. I would have done the same if I was there and not in CA. However, even though Cuomo stepped on his dick, as so many penis' in power do, I believe he showed leadership during Covid keeping Americans informed, and with daily updates how to survive. He even went to DC to grovel for equipment. I will always be grateful and believe he saved numerous lives in such a dangerous time.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

I agree. I’m not crazy about Cuomo these days - his smarmy meter runs too high now - but he did right by the people during Covid. I understand all the backlash about the nursing homes, but I don’t think anyone else could have done any better during all that. But yeah, time for him to hang up his holster.

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I think the "leadership" people were gushing over during the early COVID days was mainly infatuation with his blunt calling out of Trump. He made a LOT of mistakes and cost a lot of lives too. He's also still an asshole and always was. I got so annoyed with all the infatuated progressives talking about how the Democrats should dump Biden and make Cuomo their candidate. Yeah, that would've worked out well.

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DR Darke's avatar

No, he really didn't. Cuomo bragged about how low his COVID-19 numbers were while fudging the books—not counting people in rest homes or assisted living, and not doing anything, like ordering Social Distancing or ordering that PPEs be distributed, to reduce the risk of their dying in there.

Maybe he tried to get funding for NYS from Trump, and he was early on Social Distancing for jobs and businesses. But he left the elderly (of which I am one now!) to twist in the wind and die....

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I wish he would run back to his home and never show his sleazy face again. Yes, it's virtually certain that Mamdani won't be able to deliver on any of the glossy promises that energized young voters — and young voters who vote for glossy promises from glossy candidates are the most fickle of voters. But at least women won't be getting abused in the mayor's office and he won't be letting the police run even more amok in one of the country's safer cities. I can believe the gall Cuomo has.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Run in the NY Marathon??

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Patris's avatar

😄

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Phil Burns's avatar

The mayoral election.

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Patris's avatar

Only if he’s hoping everyone loses

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Jan Moon's avatar

NATO attendees made a big deal of something The Trump Dump said and, according to the WP they were nearly genuflecting. The WP has gone to the dark side in the past 24 hours. Makes me want to stick needles under my fingernails. It wouldn't hurt as much.

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David A Pitock's avatar

Amazing how fast tRump went from hero to zero just opening his anus mouth.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

“Bunker busting bombs barely busted any bunkers”!!! 😂😂. We need you more than ever. If you can’t find something to laugh at we’re truly doomed.

Is it true the military didn’t tell him what they were really going to do because they were afraid he’d blab it? I mean how fucking stupid can anyone be!?!?🤦‍♀️

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yes it's true, I had a link to the reporting a couple-three days ago. can't remember in which post exactly

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Dotty Hopkins's avatar

You said they sent two sets of bombers out, one heading east, one heading west, so Trump wouldn't know the plan and blab it. Imagine, the Commander in Chief has to be kept in the dark as he's such a risk. Why does that not translate to ignore his orders, he's unfit?

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

And, can you imagine how much this flight of ego massaging cost to do?? Could have just handed over the money to NYC for a shit-ton of city-owned grocery stores! or maybe even some subsidized decent housing....yay, Mamdani!!!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

$280,000,000 was the cost. Sure, Rethuglicans are worried about debt

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

They only worry about the debt when Democrats want to do something to help ordinary working people. As we all know.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

whoa, baby. guess I just can't imagine numbers that big!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

If only women ruled things. The positive stuff that could happen…….

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Amen, sister!! Bring on the Matriarchy!!

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Phil Burns's avatar

Because blind allegiance to the mango messiah.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I’ll go back and look cause you seriously can’t make this shit up. 🤓

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Lisa59's avatar

I read the Iran has been mining for the rare mineral antimony. After a decade they recently found 7000 tons. China hordes 50% of this rare mineral that's used for climate science, weapons, and many other uses. China cut the United States off in December. The US desperately wants to get its hands on it. Iran isn't interested in Nuclear weapons as much as they are vested in mineral mining. 🤔 Could this be what this entire shit show was about? Just wondering.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hey Lisa! I had no idea about this. It sounds completely plausible. 🤔

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Lisa59's avatar

King Shitpants is the transactional fuckwad of distraction. While the billionaire bros going after resources we apparently do not have. MSM doesn't tell us shit. Democrats aren't adding any daylight on this issue. The Fascist Party is getting compensated for their silence. I'm just guessing here. 🤷

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Phil Burns's avatar

That's even better than suzy sells seashells by the seashore.

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P123Sunny's avatar

rubber baby buggy bumpers

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Phil Burns's avatar

You're talking about Taco Don.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

It’s as poetic as “Peter Piper Picked a Peck…” was that the National Enquirerer or the Sewer Clown from DOD? Same difference.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂. Exactly!

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Charles Austin's avatar

He's just scratching the surface, unfortunately.🤢🤢

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Dina's avatar

"multimillion dollar bunker-buster bombs barely busted any bunkers" is going to be my go-to when I'm testing myself to see if I've had a stroke or not.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Rubber tire baby buggy bumpers.

My then 13-year-old brother came up with "over the shoulder boulder holder" to describe a bra, and 'lower decker pecker checker' to describe a jock strap. Boys!

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Irascible Ink's avatar

We called bras that back in the 70s, minus the "the". Nice to know some funny shit still exists in the lexicon. 😂

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MNCathi's avatar

Your brother didn't come up.with that. I remember hearing it in the 60s.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Well, that may be true, but to then eight-year-old me he did.

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arne link's avatar

Your brother sounds like a fun guy.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Just had dinner with him -- believe it or not, he is a certified genius according to the IQ tests they gave him in grade school.

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Maggie&Lefty's avatar

I like it! 🤣

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Kaye Stone's avatar

Brilliant! I'm laughing at this as hard as I laughed at Jeff!!

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Phil Burns's avatar

😂😂😂

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Bonnie Council's avatar

🤣👏🏻

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M Lomma's avatar

Lmao 🤣

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Alison Parker's avatar

LOL kinda forgot Ron DeSantis existed.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yeah, that tweet was from back when Chicken-Fucking Ron thought he had a chance to be president

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Alison Parker's avatar

Poor Ron. Just him and the pudding cups now.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂😂

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Lisa's avatar

Ugh, I guess we can take heed that we dodged that one. Gross.

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Brenda Doherty's avatar

As a Florida resident I take pleasure in watching MoRon disintegrate in plain sight!

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Lisa's avatar

What's he saying about the loss of all the workers now with ice running the show? Crickets?

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Wendymae's avatar

He's happy to have them all die in a mass casualty event at his new concentration camp in the Everglades.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Gawd!

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Lisa's avatar

This is Armoggedan. I probably spelled that wrong since I've never typed it before. Sad.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Meatball Ron lives! Pass the marinara.

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LINDA ADAMS's avatar

He’s still here fucking Florida.

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Wendymae's avatar

I wish I could. I live in FL and he is still busy trying to institute his authoritarian fever dream. The Alligator Alcatraz concentration camp is insane.

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Cyndi Merrill's avatar

I keep hoping the governor goes for a site visit and has an up close encounter with one of the local wildlife.

Humans are not the top of the food chain, no matter what we want to believe!

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J.R.'s avatar

Thankfully, we have all forgotten Governor DeStructo!

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Ha! Me too! I was like, Ron who? 😂

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arne link's avatar

I'm sad that we didn't get to see the picture of 6' 5" Donnie next to the King (?) of the Netherlands who is 6'2". I'm told that he tops Donnie and his lifts by at least two inches. I want to see that picture.

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arne link's avatar

I found it but I can't find a way to share it. It's pretty funny. Dipshit is standing there between the very tall king and the queen with his stupid thumb up and a shit-eating grin on his face. He is such an embarrassment. Good Lord!

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Lisa's avatar

It was so nice to hear a real "King" speak so elegantly and intelligently and empathetically to President Zolynskyy. No one deserves more honor than him. I had tears at the end. That man has been through so much.

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Dave Drell's avatar

What a doofus with that thumb.

We all know where we want him to

stick that thumb, right?

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Mary Hall's avatar

According to his NY arrest records, Little Donny Fuckface is 5'10" and 287#.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

He doesn't look an ounce over 285 tho

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Betsy L's avatar

That sounds a lot more realistic.

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Rhesus's avatar

Check Donny's expression. At least His Majesty didn't call him Shorty.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/europe-news

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arne link's avatar

I wish he had. That would have been fun.

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Liz Wester's avatar

Quote of the day: “Donny can’t even arrange a ceasefire between his butt and his diaper.”

-Jeff Tiedrich 😂

You win the internet today Jeff!

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arne link's avatar

That was truly brilliant. Jeff for the win.

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SethTriggs's avatar

It's so thoroughly embarrassing to be represented by a gibbering mantoddler where everyone has to bend over backwards to accommodate the inevitable tantrums and napping and everything.

Know who didn't need all this? Joe Biden. He could handle a three-day summit without wilding out.

Know who else wouldn't need all this? Kamala Harris.

But alas, people wanted to prioritize their prejudice, privilege and/or Internet clout. Well you can ask the pricktator and his transnational, racist, ethnonationalist criminal syndicate for help making your lives better...in vain.

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P123Sunny's avatar

❌ Qualified Woman… 😞🇺🇸

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P123Sunny's avatar

Qualified (aka: ‘shrill’) :/

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MNCathi's avatar

Amazing how that word is never used to describe a man.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Good one Seth! Man toddler indeed.

Why not just send someone else to these summits/ meetings/ etc? Like that 22 year old doofus that was hired for terrorism control, can’t be any worse.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

You mean the fetal alcohol syndrome looking grocery store whiz kid?

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arne link's avatar

Oh, my God. It is going to be so bad when the Iranians begin another series of terror attacks. They are very, very good at that and we have been complaisant for a long time. I really doubt that Grocery Boy is up to the job.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Okay, Shitler, put a billion dollars in the swear jar.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

🤣

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Jane in NC's avatar

It's more than likely that NATO didn't need to meet for more than one day with Dull Donnie present because they've already met without him. He's like the world's appendix these days; serves no useful function but can be a real pain. Also, for sheer goddamned pettiness, check out the NATO 'family photo' where Dear Leader was shunted off to the side looking like he'd slept in his clothes. Note that he's standing next to the 6'2" king of The Netherlands and is a good 2" shorter even with his Liddle Marco shoe lifts. Time and gravity are a bitch, eh Donnie?

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Wendymae's avatar

LOL he actually has to look up to speak to him!

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

He can’t admit his big beautiful bombs were a bust. His big mouth is what always gets him into trouble. He just can’t seem to keep it shut.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Trump contradicting the people he put in place is gold (plated crap). Let the shitcanning commence.

2. The hen house guarding Fox wanted your eye focused on the Trump-Proof NYC box.

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P123Sunny's avatar

GOLD (plated) 😂‼️

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

I am immersed in schadenfreude! His hissyfit is quite delightful and really reinforces hope in karma...What a horrible mess for all of us, the US, though to mop up hopefully sooner than later.

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Why did NATO accommodate him? If he’d left early, they could have gotten something done without either puking from the fumes or inciting a rage attack. This isn’t rhetorical question; I really can’t imagine why they didn’t just say “fuckity bye” & go back to work.

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Terry's avatar

I agree. Did you know the money they give, I think it's based on each countries GDP, rose, because the other countries want more money in their budget to give to Ukraine? I read that, I believe, in Popular Information Substack this morning. trump is taking credit, when it has nothing to do with him....lmfao

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P123Sunny's avatar

Gotta say - just heard on NPR that they will likely face budget cuts of about ‘50%’ and we’d “better get all hands on deck, buckle up” etc etc… And you can’t help but wonder: Why does NO ONE point out that public radio $ WASN’T AN ISSUE in this election. Yet we act like this is all normal and kick into a normal reaction. Just AMAZING… Rs must be pinching themselves at how easy this is!?!…smdh

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

There is hope in NYC.

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Gina's avatar

NYC - DON'T MESS UP, HEAR?

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Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

That's pretty inevitable. NYC is intractable.

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