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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Wildfire smoke will worsen in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic through Friday"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026/07/16/wildfire-smoke-will-worsen-northeast-mid-atlantic-through-friday/

here in the Hudson Valley, the sky is dingy grey and the sun is orange-ish. great

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Jeff, its like this, ok?

So the orange grievance shit-loaf is going primetime tonight to relitigate 2020 for the nine-thousandth time. "it's really, really big news," he says. "it doesn't get bigger." Ok Dumbass. it's 2026. you lost that election when Lady Lindsey was still alive.

So here's the fucking magic trick, though. while you're watching that gasbag rerun, the heritage foundation — six goddamn weeks after winning at scotus by swearing they were saving girls' sports — published a report saying gut title ix, because competitive athletics make women insufficiently graceful.

Fuck them. Jeff you are my hero, always will be.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-the-machine-came-for-the-women-next-and-we-are-still-here-making-supper

Tess's avatar

Pisses me off what they are planning to do to women sports. (sorry for my swearing mind today!)

Flo Plazo's avatar

It's just the beginning of what they plan to do with women in general.

arne link's avatar

I suppose that women who cannot bear children will just be put into mass graves. That the plan?

LORI  D's avatar

We will be sent to work camps. If we can't work, it's the Soylent Green treatment, but probably more violent, because the dispatchers will be high on testosterone.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

they're already calling it project 2028

Carol Jacobson's avatar

Along with men whose T levels are too low for piss drunk Hegseth.

John Nerdrum's avatar

Are Piss Drunk Pete's T levels high when he is in his makeup room applying his makeup and lipstick??? What a manly man and nut crusher he is. Asking for a friend.

rlritt's avatar

Doesn't he realize alcohol lowers testosterone levels by a lot. And chronic alcohol use depletes it even when you are not drinking.

DebJS's avatar

War Sec'y KegsDeath and his smelly band of T-fueled WarCrimers, sailing the open seas using poor fishermen as target practice for shits and giggles. So so very Manly of them.

rlritt's avatar

Maybe we should start bearing arms?

Diane Havenner's avatar

Only the ones with cats.

celeste k.'s avatar

Not if we put them there first.

Kathy hatcher's avatar

Oh they are already killing women.

Joanne Beck's avatar

Think Handmaid's Tale

Wondering Woman's avatar

Swearing is perfectly appropriate in this instance. My entire vocabulary of profanity is getting a robust workout these days.

Jon Ludwig's avatar

I don’t think Jeff will be upset with your cussin’.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Jeff swears like a sailor and I LOVE it!

Stephen Schiff's avatar

This was to be expected once the US Boys' soccer was once again knocked out of the World Cup despite cheating. Lessee, how many times have the US Women won? Just asking.

Suel J's avatar

It will take a long assed time to unwind the dumbfuckery. We are committed.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Oh please, Tess…do you think ‘pisses me off’ is swearing enough to apologize for? Have you HEARD my own no more FUCKS to give with these magat fuckheads? You’re a pure amateur at swearing my dear - and so sweet, with NOTHING to apologize for AT all! Believe it or not I was once just like you. Now I swear like a shipwrecked sailor and it feels SO freeing. :) Truth be told, the fucking fucks HATE women - all aspects of us - and destroying women’s sports is just the beginning of their plan to have us back under their perceived and delusional ‘dominance’.

Tess's avatar

Oh fuck no… some people get offended so sometimes I apologize! lol actually fuck is a regular word in my vocabulary!

LORI  D's avatar

Sometimes it's the only word...

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Yay! LOVE that, Tess. :)

Julia Fogg's avatar

In addition to JT, you are my hero, Wendy! Always with the ‘mot juste’…

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

So the whole thing about "saving" women's sports by preventing a handful of trans women from competing was a lie? Who could have guessed.

Bob's avatar

Kevin Roberts should be locked in a room and supplied with the “rolling coal exhaust” of his diesel pickup truck. Not until he’s dead, but sufficiently breathless.

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Reagan tried to gut Title IX because women were on par with men in sports during his tenure. It turned out that was not any more true than anything Reagan spouted through his cue-card mouth.

LORI  D's avatar

Reagan was a terrible president. But this one is worse.

HH Mohr's avatar

An acquaintance of mine is a gold coin dealer. I once asked him, “Our economy used to be based on gold. What is it based on now?” He took a dollar bill and a pen and circled the words, “In God we trust,” and grinned at me. It’s a belief system.

HI2thDoc's avatar

His fucking coin should also say "With Epstein Lust"

Susan Jane's avatar

The coin has "In God We Trust" right next to his scowling cabbage face. He thinks he is God. That alone is a symptom of insanity.

Diana's avatar

Good one Doc ♥️

Grace Kennedy's avatar

I’d love to set some on railroad tracks.

HH Mohr's avatar

Watching them get run over sounds like fun! If they're made of crappy metal, they might get pulverized.

Bethie U's avatar

Notice that Donny's denarius has "In God We Trust" right next to his fat, stupid, pumpkin head, like it's implying that he's a deity. With his enormous ego, that's perfect placement.

Robert Eckert's avatar

And it says "Liberty 1776-2026" giving Liberty's birth and death dates

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Should we expect this fucking senile tapioca brain to invoke the Insurrection Act in his babbling tonight?

According to the end of Habermann and Swan’s book, Couchfuck is super horny to invoke it and fuck our civil liberties like a La-Z-Boy cushion.

Lucius's avatar

If we survive all this shit and Vance ends up in prison where he belongs, I hope he's inundated with furniture catalogues every single day for the rest of his life.

HI2thDoc's avatar

They will have to put him in protective isolation in prison or he's gonna be the couch in that scenario

T L Mills's avatar

Here's scary and repulsive thought: JD might enjoy being the "couch".

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

JD is called DP when among Master Theil and his gay mafia Sirs.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

CouchFuck will use his own Elmer’s glue to paste pictures of his favorite pieces to his cell walls.

Jan F's avatar

OMG that made me laugh out loud! Great one!

T L Mills's avatar

🤯😱🤬🤬🤬🤬 😰🤮🤮🤮 How I loathe and despise both Donny Dumpsterbrain and his sidekick Capo Couchfuck.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Keep your magnets dry.

LORI  D's avatar

Ever seen the move "Missing", 1982 with Jack Lemon and Sissy Spacek? It's about the coup in Chile, orchestrated by Nixon and Kissinger, and installed Pinochet as their dictator. I have seen it a number of times over the years and watched it again last week.

It's like a primer on what it is like when a fascist dictator takes over the government with the help of the military, which could very well be our future.

Military juntas most often take power during periods of extreme domestic unrest, severe economic crisis, or when civilian institutions have broken down. Coup leaders publicly justify their intervention by claiming they need to restore law and order, fight corruption, or stabilize the country. They often frame their takeover as a temporary measure, although these regimes frequently entrench themselves for decades.

This is probably why actual US military leaders are being denied promotions, and so many top leaders were fired or forced out. In the meantime, they will militarize ICE and will say it's to keep us all safe.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Spent some time in Santiago. Vividly recall laying low in my hotel on the anniversary of the coup. A hell night of sorts. Great movie too.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Wear a mask outside or better yet, stay in. That particulate crap is murder to breathe. Happens a lot here in Oregon.

arne link's avatar

Oh, noes! Those of us in the desert are always pining for the green forests of Oregon. So sorry. I sometimes wonder if we are like the dinosaurs after the meteor hit, still wandering around secure in our environment...

Ann Anderson's avatar

I love the climate here usually. Sometimes in summer there are forest fires. This year has been nice and damp, no fires.

Sooz Hall's avatar

Ummm, sorry to inform you that there has been a major fire in the Rogue Valley (Evan’s Creek area) for close to a week. Things do happen south of Salem.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Nice dig at Portland. Take care.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Probably so, Arne. 😔

Sooz Hall's avatar

And I agree — I usually love the climate here💗💗

Mary Greenwald's avatar

The nasty stuff is coming in through the vents here. There is no way to get away from it!

Lucius's avatar

Southern Minnesota here, the air looks like Snoop Dogg's patio and just breathing tastes like ash.

Dina's avatar

My kids live in central MN and my middle guy told me breathing is difficult and visibility is "spooky." He drives for FedEx and has to constantly get out of his truck to unload/deliver packages. He called me about an hour ago (I live in England) and said he'd only been on the job for an hour and was already exhausted and feeling a li'l sick.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Oh, I hope he’s okay! At least tell me he’s wearing a K-95 mask.

Dina's avatar

Probably not. I don't think he's grown out of his invincibility phase yet. 😕

Dina's avatar

He can order them himself and deliver them, too, lol!

LORI  D's avatar

I'm in a deep red district, northern WI , where there is an abundance of extended cab pickup all over, with one dude driving around, nothing being hauled except his ass, gun racks, flags all over. There was a big fight over mask mandates and few people wear them around here. I do if I have to go anywhere when it is bad. I do not suffer from FREE-DUMB derangement. I should give some of these guys masks when it is terrible because they probably leave the house with no idea what the current AQI is. This stuff can do permanent lung damage. Maybe I will just put a box of them on my porch and they can decide for themselves.

Lucius's avatar

Nah, let them remove themselves from the voter pool ahead of the midterms.

LORI  D's avatar

You're right! After I re-read this, I meant to say I would leave masks for my delivery guys and postman. They are all young and invincible but by the end of the day with HAZARDOUS air I bet they wished they had a mask.

Leu2500's avatar

UP here. my car is covered in ash.

Lucius's avatar

The air quality here is listed as Dangerous. The recommendation is that no one goes outside because minutes of exposure could cause health problems for anyone.

I just asked my store director if the company would consider letting us close early. He just laughed. I knew that was going to be the answer, but I had to ask anyway.

SeekingReason's avatar

We have what looks like dense fog, but it’s smoke in Chicago. We have also been advised not to go outside and the warning is red.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Our park district closed all its outdoor activities here in Naperville

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

Outdoor stuff here (NE Ohio) in being cancelled, postponed or moved inside.

Kristen S.'s avatar

The Mackinac Bridge looks scary!

LORI  D's avatar

OMG. I saw that Ironwood and Marquette had off-the-charts numbers for a few days. Then Milwaukee! My sister is near American Family Field, Wauwatosa area and the numbers there were 666 ppm a couple of days ago. She always says her house is near the entrance to hell. Fire and Brimstone.

Susan Jane's avatar

I'll be out there on Sunday, as long as flights aren't cancelled. PA's skies look dystopian.

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

Yesterday the air was brutal here in Merrimack Valley. It was darkish/orange outside and of course for a minute I thought you know who is involved in this. Today the sky is blue and air seems normal.

Claudia and Kathy are adorable. Thanks for skateboard ball crusher.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Skateboard nut bash was way better than watching him rant about testing the troops' testosterone levels. New and stupider ways to waste taxpayer money. Your insecurity is our bane, sexual assaulting Sec of Death

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Consulted my little 6-fingered friend on Keg's plan to testosterone poison the troops to achieve peak dick lethality: "Testosterone therapy carries significant risks, including infertility, increased blood clot risk (which can lead to strokes or pulmonary embolisms), sleep apnea exacerbation, and prostate growth. It can also cause acne, testicle shrinkage, and breast enlargement. It is strictly not approved by the FDA for anti-aging or athletic performance."

2Cats2Furious's avatar

So Pete couldn’t even be bothered to google the results of this plan? Sounds about white.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

It's hard to fathom how astonishingly stupid someone would have to be to match Hegseth's beefy brain power.

Susan Jane's avatar

I still say he looks like a demented terrier.

Mingo's avatar

Breast enlargement? Sounds like gender affirming care.

LORI  D's avatar

That is exactly what it is.

Lucinda Abra's avatar

The Nazis used a methamphetamine based drug, Pervitin, to amp up their troops. Kegbreath chose testosterone.

Bob's avatar

Somali warlords in Mogadishu chew khat leaves, which have similar effects as methamphetimine.

DuduLovesBubu's avatar

The testicle shrinkage is going to be painful in more ways than one. The taunting that private no balls is going to get about his tiny teenie is going to be brutal.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

Secretary of War Crimes.

BluDotInARedSewer's avatar

I’m totally stealing that!

Emma Ray's avatar

I recommend that Pete Hegseth get the testosterone treatment for himself and then join in the line of fire with all the other soldiers

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

He's so into "lethality", he should go where he can find it.

Cyndi's avatar

Or where It can find Him!

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

I always thought the way your tested for testosterone is they squeeze your junk and tell you to cough.

Lois Levenstone's avatar

And apparently GOP Congressmen are mad at Mark Carney because he should stop all forest fires, or at the very least direct the wind to avoid the US. The party that wants to annex Canada has no freaking idea how big Canada is. So stoopid, it really is exhausting.

SethTriggs's avatar

It's fitting for the Miasma that we get as part of the package of Gilded Age 2.0!

Linda Weide's avatar

Meanwhile in Spain, a super rich expat sold his share in his family's company and started giving the money away. He funded medical care for sick children in Gaza so Trump decided he was antifa and asked Spain to extradite him back to the US for a trial using Trump's illegal memorandum NSPM-7, National Security Presidential Memorandum 7, “Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence.”

Spain is considering whether they will expedite him so that he can join the 6 who just got a total of 450 years in prison for protesting ICE or as Ann Telnaes calls them I C Executioners.

https://anntelnaes.substack.com/p/more-killings-by-ice?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

This is supposed to intimidate the rest of us expats who are part of the resistance, and I for one, and furious if Spain honors this. Someone in Indivisible Abroad said today that he got arrested in an area of Spain with a conservative leadership and it will now go to the courts. Still, Yikes! Going to be drafting a letter to Members of European Parliament in my country. I have been working on it today. Working with other Indivisible Abroad members to develop a protest against it.

Donald Trump is the most evil guy that ever ruled the USA and a lot of the people living there don't even get it. There lives must be so depraved if they think this is how things are supposed to be. Let us hope that Spain does not extradite James "Fergie" Chambers, or anyone else who is being a humanitarian not a terrorist.

Suzanne Eaton's avatar

And somehow, the orange turd will find a way to blame Canada and threaten to send troops up here to teach us how to fight fires and rake the forest floors. I'm so freaking tired of this.

cablecargal's avatar

Claudia and Kathy are beautiful. Best friends for so many years.

LORI  D's avatar

I live in northern WI and it has been terrible, in the Very Unhealthy to Hazardous levels for 2 days. It is finally a bit cooler and I would like to open windows, but nope!

I looked at the map to see how my sister was doing in Southern WI, in Wauwatosa (western side of Milwaukee), The air quality level was 666, That is in the HAZARDOUS RANGE, because it is most likely fire and brimstone.

Kristen S.'s avatar

Detroit's air quality was rated as the worst in the world this morning. I can't imagine what it's like in Ontario.

Kay-El's avatar

I’ve seen that image far too many times. The sun looks otherworldly

michellefromchicago's avatar

Yes, even here in Chicago, the air quality is visibly crappy. It looks like really bad humidity – – but it ain’t

serenity's avatar

It's terrible out. I masked up for my commute this morning and downtown is worse than the south side.

Mary T Duros's avatar

Such a lovely picture of Claudia! The smoke is awful in the Chicago area.

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I smelled smoke last night and thought one of my neighborhoods had fired up the grill. This morning it was everywhere and the haze hung over everything. I went up to the bakery and the post office and people were wearing masks.

Tess's avatar

This is one of your best Jeff! They are all fucking idiots-no brain cell among them. Thanks for Claudia pic Kathy :). Keep your tv off tonight-we don’t need to hear anymore lies and bullshit.

Diana's avatar

I was joking with hubby a few minutes ago- we will have to get ready for the speech tonight .. yada yada …the look he gave me was the same look he had while reading Jeff’s post about magnets !! Dumbfounded WTF 🤬 face. We’ve never ever watch anything about him- OR hear him speak he’s always on MUTE 📵

We will read tonight peacefully ‼️

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Yeah no. Can’t stand to see him hear him …..

Frank Nuts's avatar

Get em Diana! I do stuff like that with my wife all the time; although, sometimes it backfires if I haven’t “done my research” to determine what kind of mood she’s in at that precise moment.

This is my favorite “go to” with my wife when we’re watching tv that always gets the “glare of death”:

“Hey, your buddy is on” (as she glances up to see Donnie boy)

As you might imagine, I’ve gotten very good at ducking

Diana's avatar

Don’t take your eyes off her Frank… sorry but I’m grinning here! We are definitely homebodies so we must make our own fun! Thank goodness we still have a sense of humor right‼️

LORI  D's avatar

I cannot watch him. I would not sleep all night. It will be bad enough to just read about it.

Diana's avatar

Same here!! Watching his behavior when debating Hillary - I was cured! 🤬

Vee Cross's avatar

Thanks for the reminder. Will plan to stream a great film tonight.

Jodi Richard's avatar

I’d rather do anything…literally anything than listen to that 🍊💩👜 talk, breathe, whine, snore, fart, shit himself…I usually have a spark of hope that this shit will end. Today, I am just fucking over everything that this piece of fucking shit has fucking done to our country. Fuck him and every single piece of 💩 helping him.

Diana's avatar

Let it out Jodi- you’ll feel much better 🤭♥️

Jodi Richard's avatar

I did feel better after typing that!

Diana's avatar

See‼️♥️

Vee Cross's avatar

I enjoyed reading it 😊

Mary Lou Williams's avatar

I'm wondering what the score would be if an anonymous poll was taken of all the Republicans in Congress. How many would support him, and how many would support his merry band of idiots and to what lengths would they go all things considered. While obviously there's safety in numbers to stay hidden in the crowd, there must be someone brave enough to eventually lead them out of the wilderness. Let's target members like Susan Collins and her ilk.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Hey Jodi — just playing “devil’s advocate” here: you can’t just list all the “maybe not cool” stuff he’s done without bringing up all the great stuff he’s done: like…like…

Oh never mind. For a minute there I thought I had recalled something good that he was responsible for but it was just a brain fart I guess — wait…that’s it!… that’s what he’s good at: “The Best Farts Ever!” — brain farts, pooters, ass blasters, somewhat silent but deadly — he’s the best hands down…rotting…hands…down.

Diana's avatar

Pretty funny Frank - read it to my husband lol‼️

Paula Dean's avatar

I'll be reading either Regime Change or The Day After. Or another addition to my Discworld collection...I really need a vacation from the idiot-donny-verse!

Diana's avatar

We give ourselves a free day when it gets to be too much- no internet at all. Just one day does help!

Diana's avatar

Just got Regime Change last night on Libby- read a few chapters before bed- that was in my head all night- guess I’ll have to read it during daylight hours 🤭

Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

From what I heard, no one is planning on showing it - at least the big networks.

rlritt's avatar

No it will be on all networks including CNN, Fox, MSNBC and ypu can stream on YouTube. What a meglomaniac.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Only their online outlets. None of the regular channels are carrying it.

Susitrav's avatar

Yes, Tess! I CAN NOT wait to NOT watch the lying liar lie!!😤

Tom Cadwallader's avatar

Not only do magnets work when they’re wet, navy ships get magnetized as they sail, and have to be de-magnetized (degaussed) periodically so enemy ships can’t locate them based on their magnetic signature.

HI2thDoc's avatar

I cannot imagine what is going through the minds of the military personnel, factory workers, all the folks who have to listen to his ignorant, meandering blather as he pukes out patently incorrect bullshit.

Joyce's avatar

Just think of Dr. Fauci's face during that infamous press conference with Donnie Demento during COVID.......

HI2thDoc's avatar

Dr. Fauci did the face palm

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

A modified one, yet the cultists still went after him and his family like rabid dogs!

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

and it ain't over yet. i hope he enters an underground witness protection program with his family

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

His family, yes - but the man who nearly single-handedly fought to end the AIDS epidemic (and was born in Brooklyn) is NOT intimidated by the magat fuckwits. I did see him interviewed and asked that question - but honestly don't remember his full response. I believe he shrugged it off, except for his wife and children.

Diana's avatar

That’s what my husband said…. Mind blowing stupidity ‼️

Wendymae's avatar

Half of them are thinking I can't wait to vote for him a fourth time if I never have to sit next to a brown person again.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Sad but true Wendymae, as they peer over the top of their cocktails just in time to see ICE hauling off their Gardner

Bob's avatar

We feel their pain to an extent.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

The problem is that you can't tell that demented asshole anything. He just keeps saying it because he's convinced himself it's true and there's no changing his position. EVER

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

The stubborn refusal to change one’s mind is a MAGA signature.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

YUP! My maga neighbour STILL buys into his bonkers bullshit.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Someone needs to do a demonstration with wet magnets for him. Preferably during a live tv interview.

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Too easy I think let keep building that sand castle and let one of those everyday 70ft waves wash it away. He keeps telling this whopper and I’m sure he believes it. It’s not helping his cause at all.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

I would love to see it! Maybe in the Deflection Pool, if it ever holds water again.

Diana's avatar

Pathological liars do that- they think it’s true. I have a cousin - she hardly ever told the truth!

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

I have learned from my NPD future ex-husband that once they convince themselves of something the truth never has a chance. I compare him to Trump a lot.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

it's actually a 'thing' he was taught to do by Roy Cohn: NEVER admit to anything, ALWAYS deny, deny, deny and just lie his fucking face off. He imagines he can lie until others give up. Often they do, because they ARE truth-tellers and he has no clue what that is...but I've always hoped he'd come up against one like him only younger, stronger BUT with somewhat of a conscience since he was born without one.

Bob's avatar

Then there are the Navy frogmen from WWII, that era when Dear Leader thought the military was better. The frogmen demolition teams worked with magnetic mines, among other things. He is the the champion fucking moron.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

wouldn't it be fucking hilarious to make up a BIG trophy (faked gold, of course) but in little letters around it, call him THE champion stupidest moron america's ever had? He can't read, can't see without glasses...tell him it's a prize he's 'earned' and WE finally see it, then hand it to him with all the pomp and circumstance. Fox would shit bricks, the rest of those maga 'teevee' stations would melt down and only after someone told him what it said would he finally catch on. I'd pay money to contribute AND to watch this. ;)

Bob's avatar

Brilliant! Reminds me of an episode of the Chris Isaak Show in which somebody hired to help the band in some way keeps calling Chris and bandmates, “chuff,” which turns out to mean:

A rude, insensitive person; a boor.

The buttocks.

The anus.

A coarse or stupid fellow.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Oooh - he sure proved he was a chuff tonight in that insane rant, didn't he? Truth be told, I did NOT watch it...but Jen Psaki ran enough of it later for Senator Warner to give HIS synopsis, there was no need to hear more - I'd already yelled all of my 'what the fucks' and 'did you TELL Xi this after you kissed his ass'? at the screen to do me for one night, lol. Someone needs to educate his magat cultists that HE was in office (ergo responsible) for his ultra-stupid claims of 'the government/deep state running the 2020 elections' he claims cheated him out of his 'win'. He'd just begun attacking President Barack Obama when she cut it off. Glad she did since at THAT point I'd surely have lost it.

Bob's avatar

I watched mosts of it, work reasons, and it was nuts.

arne link's avatar

No, no, no. That's too sciency and shit. Don't confuse them with facts.

Frank Nuts's avatar

Thanks Tom! That’s a fun fact I never heard before. That’s interesting.

Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I'd vaguely heard about degaussing but had NO idea about its practical applications. Good info, thx!

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Cool I just learned something thanks Tom!

HI2thDoc's avatar

To the tune of Oklahoma. Slight edit from yesterday.

Trumporrhea, where the crap comes blasting out your rear

And you get the sweats with your gaseous jets

And the pain feels like it'll last a year

Trumporrhea, we have DOGE and RFK to blame

They cut the CDC and hurt food safety

Hope they get the shits too just the same

We know we hate this regime

Stupidity's their only scheme

And when we say

Go away, motherfuckers, go away!

We're only sayin'

We hate you MAGA dumbfucks, okay?!

Steve in SoCal's avatar

HAGUEseth gave me T

I grew a nice set of tits

My balls are tiny

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

LOL I was thinking the same thing. My future ex-husband had to take T and grew some rather impressive ones.

arne link's avatar

I have a friend who refers to her past husband as her Exhole. I thought that was rather fine.

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

That works too! I will keep that close.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Ooooo! I am appropriating that one!

Bob's avatar

Heggie is a simpleton who apparently does not know that males and females have both testosterone and estrogen. There’s also gonadoatropin and progesterone. It’s not a binary situation, everybody has a mix of those and the a balance among them changes from in vitro to old age. But what I’m thinking? Hegseth knows nothing about such things because if he did it would reduce his “lethality.” 🙄

Ann Anderson's avatar

Gold-like finish is the funniest thing I've heard so far today.

Joyce's avatar

It's gold-adjacent, I guess.

Cyndi's avatar

Is that like "alternative gold", maybe?

Joel S's avatar

“Trump vs. The IRS”

One does not have to be an attorney to KNOW that the Acting Attorney General and the President of The United States committed “a fraud on the court”.

THAT was BLATANTLY OBVIOUS!

Everyone in America knows that Trump is a Liar, a Fraud, a Con, a Convicted Felon and an Adjudicated Rapist, yet, in spite of those (pun intended) “qualities”, he was — because of ignorance, apathy and the Supreme Court’s despicable, disgusting, disgraceful ruling that allows unlimited dark money from wealthy people and enterprises to essentially BUY elections — elected President a second time. (Shame on all Americans for letting THAT happen!)

The point being….we already knew that Trump is fraud, a criminal.

And, now, we are going to witness the confirmation of Blanche, the other party to the fraud on the court, get confirmed as Attorney General of the United States of America.

Wondering how the spineless Republican Senators who confirm him are going to feel, going to react when the NY Bar disbars Blanche for his role in committing a fraud on the court.

LORI  D's avatar

Well, let's hope they hurry up about it. Then lets ask WI Sen Tom Tiffany why he supported him.

Larry Caringer's avatar

The only thing that makes sense about Donny’s gold coin is that it’s fake gold. Cheesy, stupid, ugly, shitty…and fake. Perfect.

Lisa Ham's avatar

Tell me about it. Those giant junkyard magnets are always having to be replaced thanks to some idiot forgetting to put the waterproof magnet cozy back on before the thunderstorm hits.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Did you ever watch Breaking Bad, where Walter and Jesse are testing a huge electromagnet to pull of a caper, and before they activate the power source Junkyard Joe says, remove all metal, including any penis jewelry, and they look at Jesse because he's the young tatted up one, and he says, "What are you all looking at me for?!"

Dave Drell's avatar

I don’t remember that scene but I do remember one of Tuco’s guys getting his face planted into the wheel assembly of a junkyard car. Nasty - Tuco was my favorite

Cheri Collins's avatar

I’d forgotten that! 🤣

Susie's avatar

“waterproof magnet cozy”

That’s gold, Lisa! Gold!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

You must have made that one up yourself, very well done and to think a magnet cozy would do it, while everybody else is in the science section and lost!

Diana's avatar

Mind blowing isn’t it ??

Todd Goldman (DrJenAdjacent)'s avatar

Only dead presidents faces appear on money. So by the time this goes into circulation there is hope that karma will have say.

Joyce's avatar

Maybe, like everything else they do, it's an admission........

Susan Russell's avatar

I thought High T came with scones and clotted cream.

HI2thDoc's avatar

And tiny little nuts

Mingo's avatar

On Royal Doulton china with the "old country roses" pattern.

Traci Joseph's avatar

I’m sitting in my doctors office waiting, at this moment, 49 minutes past my scheduled time … and also cackling madly while reading this. At one point, laughed out loud. People are uneasy 😂 I’m greatly amused and also greatly offended, as any American should be.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

And if you were 49 min late, they'd tell you to reschedule and charge you for an office visit

devourerofpancakes's avatar

My mom waited two hours to see a specialist recently. Since it took 5 mos to get the appointment in the first place there was no way she was leaving.

Traci Joseph's avatar

That’s true. I didn’t mean to give the impression that I was offended at the wait, though - I am horribly offended, every day, but Trump’s presence in that office. My doctor is the absolute best - spends all the time he needs to answer questions, listen carefully, etc. When he finally did see me, a little more than an hour after my scheduled time, he gave me his full attention. I’m able to wait for that ☺️

HI2thDoc's avatar

Just look at they other people waiting with wide eyes and assure them, "But I'm much better now."

Diana's avatar

I hate waiting … 10 minutes or so fine but longer I get angry- don’t overbook‼️

Hope you’re seen soon Traci ♥️

Jan F's avatar

Today’s comments are absolutely the best! I am most definitely laughing out loud.

J Glaspie's avatar

Someone needs to give Hegsbreath a set of GI Joe dolls to play with and lock him up so that he cannot harm real people.

Natalia Lincoln's avatar

Those GI Joes are all gonna have to be extracted at the hospital, you know.

Dave Drell's avatar

No, someone needs to walk him off the Pentagon’s fifth floor window.

Mike Yochim's avatar

I will not accept fuck faces coin.

247kath's avatar

In 🇨🇦 the dollar coin has a loon on it and is called a loonie. That coin should be called a buffoonie.

Bring on the other names folks😁

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Call it a Dunny. Australian slang for an outhouse.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

At least, that’s what I plan to call it if I ever come across one. As in: “Don’t give me that dunny as change. I’ll take a dollar bill, please.”

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Pete Hegseth is what happens when you put misogyny, vodka and testosterone in a bag of shit and stir.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Shaken, not stirred

rlritt's avatar

Someone should tell him alcohol use lowers testosterone.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Don’t forget racism.

Miselle's avatar

I might be crazy---and living under this administration, I probably am--but doesn't yearly checking your T-level sound a little .....woke-ish? Are the boys now going to compare their levels with each other? What if your level is low--are the MAGA-MY-RIGHTS-I-WON'T-GET-SHOTS!! gang going to succumb to getting meds forced on them?

What's next? Giving anabolic steroids to pump them up?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Seriously, I would not be surprised if Hegsdeath suggested 'roiding up the troops

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I think that is the actual plan. That and punishing any woman who has naturally high T levels.

Jane's avatar

They’ll probably start checking the womens estrogen level soon.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

As if Hegseth knows what estrogen is. That's too much biology for him.

Miselle's avatar

Me, either.

And those things are dangerous when used inappropriately.

Diana's avatar

Roid rage anyone??

rlritt's avatar

Why do you think Hegseth is the way he is?

Cheri Collins's avatar

Yep, I agree. That’ll be next.

Nancie's avatar

Also, THIS IS HORMONE THERAPY!! I thought the administration was opposed to that.

arne link's avatar

Most likely. Just getting them ready for the gladiator games to entertain the emperor.