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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

bonus points to anyone who spotted the Dr. Strangelove reference

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Zija Pulp's avatar

But what about her magnetic mattress?!? How will she ever sleep? Nine years is a long time to go without.

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Teri's avatar

LOL, just wait till Tina finds out the prison pillows are less-than-horrible, not big & fluffy. Prison blankets? OMG Tina's gonna Find Out.

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Zija Pulp's avatar

But, but, but . . . Teri, sheтАЩs NOT a criminal like THOSE OTHER people who have done HEINOUS things and deserve to be locked up.

Talk about white privilege. Because sheтАЩs white and a woman with status, whatever SHE does is copacetic. Criminal are Black or Brown, not White. Nine years will give her sometime to reprogram herself.

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T L Mills's avatar

It would, except Ms. Peters sounds very much like the kind of creature Donnikins is--no ethics, no compassion no empathy and no brains. I doubt she'll find redemption.

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Louise Pattison's avatar

You mean the ones they bought from the MyPillow Guy?

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

My first thought was, "GEE, we can buy up the My Pillows and donate them to prisons," then my second thought was, "Nope, that would be cruel and unusual punishment!

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

It would also put money into the pillow guyтАЩs pocket.

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

LOL, not that much...prices are dropping daily!

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Cats ЁЯРИЁЯРИтАНтмЫ's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, not sorry, but this тАЬpatriotтАЭ deserves every single second of her nine year sentence. I think that is 4.730,400 seconds, but math is not my strong suit. One less Karen on the street.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The tryptich of Capone is Rod Steiger playing Capone.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Purity of Essence.

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Charles Austin's avatar

ЁЯСНЁЯСНЁЯСН

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Saw it IMMEDIATELY, how I love you. "Well you see, Dmitri.... one of our pilots, well, he went a little funny in the head...... Well how do you think I feel?"

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Fairy-tail? ЁЯдк

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Linda Weide's avatar

Or some raging Christian Nationalist who believed that God told her to commit crimes in His name for His glory, on her way to try to help turn the USA into an Iran-like Theocracy, except a Christian Nationalist Theocracy.

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Andrea's avatar

One of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite movies!

"Hello Dimitri...you know how we've always talked about something going wrong with the bomb..."

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Dave Drell's avatar

Slim Pickens riding that bomb!

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Major Kong's avatar

I did right away. "Well, one of our wing commanders went a little funny in the head"

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Merkin Muffley!

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Munchygut's avatar

"after listening to Dear Leader drone on one too many times...Tina went a little funny in the head,"

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

"A little funny in the head".

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