oh look, I managed to write 1,251 words and quite purposely never once mention the middle east — so let me do so down here in the comments.
I'm happy there's a ceasefire in place, I'm happy the surviving hostages have been returned, and I'm happy that Palestinians are currently not being used for target practice.
but let's get real. the media currently slobbering all over Dear Leader's ass need to get some perspective.
none of the people involved in this ceasefire can be trusted. not Donny, not Bibi, and not the leadership of Hamas. it's only matter of time before this *latest* ceasefire is breached.
Did you see Holy Mike drooling over the felon, insisting that he will partner with Israel and nominate him for the Nobel NEXT year? I wanted to barf. 🤮🤮
That would be us normal women. NOT dominionist-wife women, who are told 'nothing to see here', or 'your eyes deceive you' or worse: ''tis YOUR evil mind, you evil woman! Repent!'
What? You mean Hypocrite Mike Johnson took time out from diddling little boys to say something vaguely related to, albeit ridiculously inappropriate for, his job?
Wow - Holy Mike - Detroit is better than Your main city -New Orleans!!
Maybe - YOUR Republicans should have pressured YOUR President to FUND POLICE instead of reallocating so much money to ICE that is only supposed to be picking up Illegal immigrants - not harassing American Citizens!!!
A Nobel prize for Trump should be a one-off Piece Prize with his idiotic face on both sides, made of spray-painted tin along with a check for 47 cents.
Would prefer taking a couple two by eights and my framing nailer, and nailing myself to a cross…than watching that tiny child spout sweet nothings in that cretinous connards ear Susan!
The Nobel Committee doesn’t take their marching orders from that little wart hog and it’s a safe bet that 47 will NEVER get the prize. because ethics. morals. fill in the blank. i’m so happy a Latina beat him out. 🥰
Check out María Corina Machado’s politics. She wants to be Trump’s BFF, dedicated her Peace Prize to him, favors foreign intervention in Venezuela, very far right. What was the Nobel Prize Committee thinking? What idiots! No understanding of the history of imperialism in Latin America. There wasn’t anyone else in the world to give the PEACE Prize to? Maybe someone who doesn’t advocate for armed foreign intervention in their own country? 🤯 Oh, yeah, and she’s in favor of privatizing Venezuela’s oil industry. Wonder who would benefit from that move?
Absolutely. It's all about leveling Palestine so that Bibi and Trump can develop the coast as a destination resort. So obvious but people just don't seem to care. When you see the devastation, it seems impossible that it can be repaired. Horrible. Hamas and all of them are criminals. I believe that Hamas has been offered a few condos in the new resort. Why is Hamas executing Palestinians?
T'would be churlish of you to remind readers that "Trump's" peace plan was actually Joe Biden's plan, until Bibi went to Mar-a-Lago around Xmas time and he and Donnie Demento agreed to hold off on peace until Donnie was safely installed.
Oh you mean kinda like when Nixon sabotaged peace in Vietnam to get elected and Ronald Alzheimer’s Reagan connived to postpone release of the Iran hostages to deny that to Carter?
It's about time we start talking about these travesties. People suffered and died while Republicans played politics, stalling peace to get their worthless asses elected.
Has ANY media connected these dots? If so I haven't seen it.
Treason, anyone? The repubs have been runnin this game on the public for so many years (decades), it's just part of their political nature now... And Americans have become so accustomed to being "pissed on and told it's raining," that (maybe) for too damned many, it just became easier to believe that 🐂 💩 than to keep trying to fight for the truth...
Steve Witkoff is a highly suspicious character in all of this, too -- going back to attacks by Hamas in October 2023, which created a political dilemma for...
It sickens me beyond words how tRUMP is getting all the glory for President Biden’s work and efforts. No way in hell did he come up with a plan, from scratch, that quickly😖 Did I miss what that actual peace plan is beyond the wonderful hostage release news? For that I am so grateful and thankful for them and their families and grieve for those lost and still to come home to be laid to rest in peace.
The sickening part in this is tRUMP’s narcissistic man baby whining, crying and complaining about his Time cover photo regarding the story. What a disgusting display of douchery
This "bringing Peace to the Middle East" has seen me go from a baby to a Senior Citizen. I am sure Trumpy played aaalll his cards w/ Netanyahu et.al and the end results have yet to be seen. But, that said, like you I am happy for ANY ceasefire and ANY return of hostages, so bravo for that.
I'd like someone to post pix of each American president since Carter standing with the Israeli leader of the moment and the Palestinian/Arab leader of the moment and proudly hailing a Peace Agreement that's going to solve everything.
Donny asks for an inappropriate pardon for BIBI, praised Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, also inappropriate and timed, for his "crime situation".
Because if he has crime "he puts it out very quickly and we're(we who? the Miller in his pocket)very proud of them" meaning he might be speaking of the post el-Sisi coup, in 2013, that led to mass protests in Rabaa Square and al-Nahda Square.
The Rabaa Square protests met 800 deaths by el-Sisi's Armed forced and snipers, expecting far more deaths into the thousands.
The Rabaa massacre in which el-Sisi traumatized the people of Egypt, by mass terror, no accountability for his human rights violations, and had crystalized his regime of oppression and normalized a state of terror to justify it, is a playbook of murder and control not an accomplishment to be complimented .
Carl Schmitt sure did influence those, with psychopathic need, who terrorize by the same playbook, Egypt in "Terrorist Entities Law" (2015) and in P2025 and EO "NSPM-7" (2025) and "Designating Antifa as a Terrorist Organization"(2025).
I used to think imitation was a form of flattery. Now I view it as a lack of one's ability to be different, creative and see and discern right from wrong and to rise above or sink below the depths of depravity they witness and wish for a better OR more violent outcome as one can't have both.
This is, what SM and DJT are trying here, a surveillance-carceral-epistemic state, enforced through violence by hallowing out our democracy.
Not adding to your above comments about the situation but how complimenting these "strong" yet pathetically weak apathetic joyless "strongmen" is not only horrifying, not to mention is reality, but also fantasy in a sick fuck's mind, per glorified praise, legacy media and right wing outlets and his own sycophants, spew.
The more I learn the less I doubt he's not, in his words, "heaven bound".
I haven't met that author or developer quite yet, as no one alive has, yet here, on this earth, this man sickens me to my core. They all do.
2 of a 20 point plan is par but I doubt that the other 18, or possibly 19, will be accomplished.
It is certainly a day to work through a "true both sides" as hostages coming home is gut wrenching, to watch, as they are HUMAN BEINGS but, arguably a feeling of complete disgust and anger, as some arrive in body bags, others arrive to a shattered world where their safety, human rights, crimes against them, their suffering relieved, their fear and uncertainty to the depravity they have endured, is no less guaranteed, today, as any other past day and will continue to find remains and still have no "home" and no "self-determination".
On a lighter note, yet really not, it should have been called McMeal Team Six!!!
The IDF shot five Palestinians and are refusing to allow the number of aid trucks called for in the "cease fire". Netanyahu wants this war to go on to keep his ass out of jail.
Can you help me out here. Hamas was supposed to return all the bodies of the hostages they murdered. They returned 4 on Monday and may return 4 today. Why do you think that is?
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Those two fucks dragged the bombing campaign out for way too long. More Palestines died during those two years than US soldiers in the war in Vietnam. Gaza has been completely destroyed. Now what? Donnie will loose interest and move on.
No, he won't. He's working on this big, beautiful golf course and hotel on the banks of Palestine. The A-hole loves to have people build things for him (and forget to pay them). I'm sure that he sees the remaining Palestinians as potential slave labor because they are desperate people.
It finally occurred to Trump that in order to get a "Peace Prize" you had to do something, you know, to further peace. You're right, Jeff, it won't last. Nothing lasts with Trump except the Epstein Files.
I think the rule of thumb is that it’s fine to point out that some people are fat when it’s relevant, like describing someone as tall or Black, but not to make it a moral failing, and I think you did that very well
I can’t tell if you’re trying to be funny or not, but there are literally no alternative ways of phrasing “fat” that aren’t somehow more offensive than just saying “fat”. People have tried, but fat people know, and all are disparaging. Better to just say “fat”
Again, as a sometimes-fat-person, I’ve heard all of those, along with “fluffy”, “curvy”, “plump”, “chunky”, “big-boned”, “husky”… and they all suck. They all reek of people trying to politely dance around an unchangeable fact, as if calling it something different will make it better. It doesn’t.
I was in the Army Reserves years ago. There were fitness standards, even for us nurses. Just shows you how lax and undisciplined the Texas National Guard is. It fits right in with how the Red States are governed. At the bottom for health, education etc. Those soldiers just didn't get out of shape overnight. And Pete - just because you aren't overweight, doesn't mean you are fit.
Have you ever seen Pete’s inept axe-throwing, PJ? At Fox he nearly castrated a musician, whose junk was saved only by the massive drum hanging from his waistline. They settled out of court over the gashed arm.
Not yet, but I saw something where he can't do one. Not saying that you shouldn't be in shape if you're in the military, but this obsession with physical strength is pure Alpha Male Maga bs. Lots of successful men who can't do a pull up. Einstein sure didn't look like he could do one.
Whip out a belt and we’re talking a real weapon, then slap keggar boy until he cries should be on the ground begging for mercy but no cavalry coming just Texan bikers. Big boys showing no mercy because they were tread upon.
Yeah, you tell ‘em, Kathleen. Us Texans are proud of our overweight Guardsmen. In fact, many of us are proud of our population’s ignorance, too. Go Texas. ( I wish I could.)
I’m relieved to see only men fat-shamed today, after learning that Cheryl Hines has to snack furtively in the pantry, far from her hubby’s disapproving eye. And Woody Allen slipped three sentences dramatically detailing Diane Keaton’s bulimia into what he surely considers a warm, loving tribute.
I almost got trapped into feeling sorry for the rather portly Texas National Guardsmen--except.....
Then I remembered that they are not there to help or protect anyone: they're in Chicago to terrorize the residents and aid the Jan.6 ICE thugs in brutalizing immigrants, protestors, and basically anyone who breathes oxygen. They are there to aid and abet Donnie Demento and President Nosferatu in their plan to declare the Insurrection Act is in effect; Demento has already endorsed the use of "full force."
So I'm not really that concerned about the precious feelings of the Round Boy Brigade. They need to go home, and then no one would need say another word about their literal Roll Out.
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Jesus...this is all so good. And you're exactly right. Solidarity is the WAY! I hope Saturday's No Kings Effort is MASSIVE. 👊
💥 I’d like to believe the tide is slowly turning. There are more of us than them and sooner, rather than later, it WILL become ENOUGH is ENOUGH you evil douchebag🤡fucks. It didn’t end well for the Nazis and with 250 years of Democracy and history lessons behind us, it won’t end well for them. SOLIDARITY‼️#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
And if Kristi was actually in law enforcement, those ugly ass extensions would be up, off her collar due to the dress code for those organizations. I personally hate those uber long extensions and it seems to be the rage of women in their 50's with fish lips. Ugh.
I don't normally comment, but at this moment I feel I need to. I feel very bad for these national guardsmen. They have, they are representative of a horrendous secretary of defenses abuse of our military. These six men have become a butt of jokes throughout the entire country. This is not okay to me. For all we know these guys have been there in disaster zones, saving people saving animals, we really just don't know. And these men have to live for the rest of their lives with this ridicule. I understand the anger about Trump sending the military into our cities and I know very well that there are those in there, the fascist fucks who enjoy it. But I truly believe that the majority do not. So unless a specific person, like specific ice agents draw my wrath and ridicule, I think I am going to lay off jokes at these people's expense.
These are not career warriors they are National Guard with jobs and families Kegsstand thinks he’s beyond reproach for his sore testes which didn’t look that bad to me. Guys that get it bad in the nuts drop to the ground and can’t breath for a minute.
And they likely have full time jobs and families and do this pat-time to get by; these days, who has time (except kegsbreath) for working out 5-6 days a week?!
I would add many are overweight but never wanted to be it just happens to some. I have what used to be my skinny little niece gained incredible amount in her 30s it’s DNA and it shocked her too.
It is ASTOUNDING how lawless the Fascist Cult is. Federal judge orders aren’t considered QUALIFIED for THEM. But what can we expect from released J6 Seditionists? I live in Chicago.
Does ANYONE trust the ceasefire will remain in effect. ALL Israeli hostages were released. Playing cards gone. Two sets of criminals, orange Felon & Netanyahu! Sure they’re honest. 🙄And Putin, pretending to cry over diaper baby not getting Nobel Peace Prize! The man who named Department of DEFENSE, Department of WAR. 🤔 And no prize! 😭🍼🍊
The MAGAt party treats the public as a group of ignorant rubes. But for a large portion, it works. That's why we are where we are now. I fear Noem's blatant misuse of government resources will be effective with those less than aware citizens. I would hope that the TSA folks do what my TSA does- the videos of her play but the sound is either off or inaudible.
Just for clarification -- some of those National Guard members had mustaches. Did Kegsbreath ban all facial hair, or only beards for Black men who need them for health reasons?
oh look, I managed to write 1,251 words and quite purposely never once mention the middle east — so let me do so down here in the comments.
I'm happy there's a ceasefire in place, I'm happy the surviving hostages have been returned, and I'm happy that Palestinians are currently not being used for target practice.
but let's get real. the media currently slobbering all over Dear Leader's ass need to get some perspective.
none of the people involved in this ceasefire can be trusted. not Donny, not Bibi, and not the leadership of Hamas. it's only matter of time before this *latest* ceasefire is breached.
Did you see Holy Mike drooling over the felon, insisting that he will partner with Israel and nominate him for the Nobel NEXT year? I wanted to barf. 🤮🤮
I never watch Holy Mike. He is so, so slimy. It's just horrible. I hope that his God will smite him one day.
Holy Mike gives off youth minister with a van parked out behind the church dumpsters vibes.
So true. Women can always sense this.
I dunno, I think his Porn Alert bracelet would self-activate and notify his son.
😄
Indeed.🤮🤮
Jane in NC 🎯
That would be us normal women. NOT dominionist-wife women, who are told 'nothing to see here', or 'your eyes deceive you' or worse: ''tis YOUR evil mind, you evil woman! Repent!'
Holy Mike, the guy with no savings account who continues to collect a paycheck while keeping the House on vacation? He's really a man of the people.
He really is slimy. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
He makes my skin crawl😖🤢
What? You mean Hypocrite Mike Johnson took time out from diddling little boys to say something vaguely related to, albeit ridiculously inappropriate for, his job?
Holy Mike had to say something about the Middle East so he had an excuse not to talk about the RIFs, particularly as to Special Education.
There are so many things Mike Johnson doesn't want to talk about lately.
Wow, who knew being a lickspittle lackey for a senile sociopath would be such hard work?
Holy Mike can go fuck him self along with his preznit LDFF!
Holy Mike certainly loved "handling" that BBC of his adopted son.
So soft, so pink so full of shit....
All that soft and pink outside covering the cruel and cowardly hideous mess inside. He must be miserable - at least I hope he is.
MAGA Mike’s 2023 Grindr chat was released to almost no comment. He fixated in a predictably loathsome fashion on the escort’s “luxurious hair.”
Mikey should look to his own state
Region Murder Rate (per 100k)
St. Louis, MO 69.4
Baltimore, MD 51.1
***New Orleans, LA 40.6**
Detroit, MI 39.7
Cleveland, OH 33.7
Las Vegas, NV 31.4
Kansas City, MO 31.2
Memphis, TN 27.1
Newark, NJ 25.6
**Chicago, IL 24.0**
Cincinnati, OH 23.8
Philadelphia, PA 20.2
Milwaukee, WI 20.0
Tulsa, OK 18.6
Wow - Holy Mike - Detroit is better than Your main city -New Orleans!!
Maybe - YOUR Republicans should have pressured YOUR President to FUND POLICE instead of reallocating so much money to ICE that is only supposed to be picking up Illegal immigrants - not harassing American Citizens!!!
I hope his God sends him to he££
He's like a hairless teenage boy. CRREEEPY.
Holy Mike's Jesus is blind and riding Satan's horse.
🙏🙏🙏
A Nobel prize for Trump should be a one-off Piece Prize with his idiotic face on both sides, made of spray-painted tin along with a check for 47 cents.
What's the over/under on Holy Mike having a burner phone where he downloads all his DearLeader porn?
🤣
Would prefer taking a couple two by eights and my framing nailer, and nailing myself to a cross…than watching that tiny child spout sweet nothings in that cretinous connards ear Susan!
The Nobel Committee doesn’t take their marching orders from that little wart hog and it’s a safe bet that 47 will NEVER get the prize. because ethics. morals. fill in the blank. i’m so happy a Latina beat him out. 🥰
Check out María Corina Machado’s politics. She wants to be Trump’s BFF, dedicated her Peace Prize to him, favors foreign intervention in Venezuela, very far right. What was the Nobel Prize Committee thinking? What idiots! No understanding of the history of imperialism in Latin America. There wasn’t anyone else in the world to give the PEACE Prize to? Maybe someone who doesn’t advocate for armed foreign intervention in their own country? 🤯 Oh, yeah, and she’s in favor of privatizing Venezuela’s oil industry. Wonder who would benefit from that move?
I read that she dedicated the NPP to the orange trumpedo. The Nobel committee must have been horrified. Better research next time , please.
That's fine. Dear leader will not be here next year.
Wanting to barf at this regime is a common occurrence for me. 🤷♀️
In a just and moral universe the felon is question would have joined the Choir Everlasting by then. As Hemingway wrote, "Isn't it nice to think so?"
Oh, please do. The rest of us are.
I'm trying not to be too cynical, because good news is rare these days, but something seems abundantly staged about all of this.
“Abundantly staged” is so on the nose!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Will Gerard, it do, don't it?
I would not be surprised if Israel found a flimsy excuse to resume their activity.
Absolutely. It's all about leveling Palestine so that Bibi and Trump can develop the coast as a destination resort. So obvious but people just don't seem to care. When you see the devastation, it seems impossible that it can be repaired. Horrible. Hamas and all of them are criminals. I believe that Hamas has been offered a few condos in the new resort. Why is Hamas executing Palestinians?
Meanwhile, the settlers in the West Bank continue their terror campaign.
It can be repaired. See Germany at the end of WWII v.now. Just takes a lot of money.
I know but there's no Marshall plan coming for Palestine.
Already happened. Five Palestinians shot by the IDF.
"I would not be surprised if Israel found a flimsy excuse to resume their activity."
I would not be surprised if Israel invented a flimsy lie to resume their activity.
I was so looking forward to a Jared Kushner take down....
Jared Kushner is to busy buying up and grifting along the NJ shoreline…
He's part of some Gaza trump resort...
T'would be churlish of you to remind readers that "Trump's" peace plan was actually Joe Biden's plan, until Bibi went to Mar-a-Lago around Xmas time and he and Donnie Demento agreed to hold off on peace until Donnie was safely installed.
Which is why you should definitely mention it.
Oh you mean kinda like when Nixon sabotaged peace in Vietnam to get elected and Ronald Alzheimer’s Reagan connived to postpone release of the Iran hostages to deny that to Carter?
It's about time we start talking about these travesties. People suffered and died while Republicans played politics, stalling peace to get their worthless asses elected.
Has ANY media connected these dots? If so I haven't seen it.
Agree with this Claudia. The media isn’t doing “investigative” reporting.
Tricky Dick’s Nixon exit from Vietnam slogan— “ peace with honor”…53 thousand American lives later.
Treason, anyone? The repubs have been runnin this game on the public for so many years (decades), it's just part of their political nature now... And Americans have become so accustomed to being "pissed on and told it's raining," that (maybe) for too damned many, it just became easier to believe that 🐂 💩 than to keep trying to fight for the truth...
It does seem like a key chapter in the playbook...
Plus, it’s pretty much the Biden ceasefire plan, says JoJo from Jerz.
And Netanyahu refused it.
When he met Trump at Lard-a-Maga.
Steve Witkoff is a highly suspicious character in all of this, too -- going back to attacks by Hamas in October 2023, which created a political dilemma for...
...Biden and Harris in 2024.
So true. I asked my husband last night how long he thought it would be before Netanyahu started bombing again🥲
He NEVER Stopped Hollie.
IDF were Bombing Palestine even,
as trump took credit for Joe Biden’s Plan all along.
🎯💯 Maria‼️
It sickens me beyond words how tRUMP is getting all the glory for President Biden’s work and efforts. No way in hell did he come up with a plan, from scratch, that quickly😖 Did I miss what that actual peace plan is beyond the wonderful hostage release news? For that I am so grateful and thankful for them and their families and grieve for those lost and still to come home to be laid to rest in peace.
The sickening part in this is tRUMP’s narcissistic man baby whining, crying and complaining about his Time cover photo regarding the story. What a disgusting display of douchery
No such country as Palestine.
This whole thing is so staged it makes a coronation look like The Keystone Cops.
And let's not forget what he's doing here in America to his own citizens!! 🤬🤬🤬
This "bringing Peace to the Middle East" has seen me go from a baby to a Senior Citizen. I am sure Trumpy played aaalll his cards w/ Netanyahu et.al and the end results have yet to be seen. But, that said, like you I am happy for ANY ceasefire and ANY return of hostages, so bravo for that.
I'd like someone to post pix of each American president since Carter standing with the Israeli leader of the moment and the Palestinian/Arab leader of the moment and proudly hailing a Peace Agreement that's going to solve everything.
There will NEVER be peace in the Middle East.
Donny asks for an inappropriate pardon for BIBI, praised Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, also inappropriate and timed, for his "crime situation".
Because if he has crime "he puts it out very quickly and we're(we who? the Miller in his pocket)very proud of them" meaning he might be speaking of the post el-Sisi coup, in 2013, that led to mass protests in Rabaa Square and al-Nahda Square.
The Rabaa Square protests met 800 deaths by el-Sisi's Armed forced and snipers, expecting far more deaths into the thousands.
The Rabaa massacre in which el-Sisi traumatized the people of Egypt, by mass terror, no accountability for his human rights violations, and had crystalized his regime of oppression and normalized a state of terror to justify it, is a playbook of murder and control not an accomplishment to be complimented .
Carl Schmitt sure did influence those, with psychopathic need, who terrorize by the same playbook, Egypt in "Terrorist Entities Law" (2015) and in P2025 and EO "NSPM-7" (2025) and "Designating Antifa as a Terrorist Organization"(2025).
I used to think imitation was a form of flattery. Now I view it as a lack of one's ability to be different, creative and see and discern right from wrong and to rise above or sink below the depths of depravity they witness and wish for a better OR more violent outcome as one can't have both.
This is, what SM and DJT are trying here, a surveillance-carceral-epistemic state, enforced through violence by hallowing out our democracy.
Not adding to your above comments about the situation but how complimenting these "strong" yet pathetically weak apathetic joyless "strongmen" is not only horrifying, not to mention is reality, but also fantasy in a sick fuck's mind, per glorified praise, legacy media and right wing outlets and his own sycophants, spew.
The more I learn the less I doubt he's not, in his words, "heaven bound".
I haven't met that author or developer quite yet, as no one alive has, yet here, on this earth, this man sickens me to my core. They all do.
2 of a 20 point plan is par but I doubt that the other 18, or possibly 19, will be accomplished.
It is certainly a day to work through a "true both sides" as hostages coming home is gut wrenching, to watch, as they are HUMAN BEINGS but, arguably a feeling of complete disgust and anger, as some arrive in body bags, others arrive to a shattered world where their safety, human rights, crimes against them, their suffering relieved, their fear and uncertainty to the depravity they have endured, is no less guaranteed, today, as any other past day and will continue to find remains and still have no "home" and no "self-determination".
On a lighter note, yet really not, it should have been called McMeal Team Six!!!
Be safe out there.
The IDF shot five Palestinians and are refusing to allow the number of aid trucks called for in the "cease fire". Netanyahu wants this war to go on to keep his ass out of jail.
Can you help me out here. Hamas was supposed to return all the bodies of the hostages they murdered. They returned 4 on Monday and may return 4 today. Why do you think that is?
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Thank you, Carl!
Thank you for saying what I was thinking.
Those two fucks dragged the bombing campaign out for way too long. More Palestines died during those two years than US soldiers in the war in Vietnam. Gaza has been completely destroyed. Now what? Donnie will loose interest and move on.
No, he won't. He's working on this big, beautiful golf course and hotel on the banks of Palestine. The A-hole loves to have people build things for him (and forget to pay them). I'm sure that he sees the remaining Palestinians as potential slave labor because they are desperate people.
Jared already has the plans, ready to go on Gaza-Lago.
Palestinians🙄
It finally occurred to Trump that in order to get a "Peace Prize" you had to do something, you know, to further peace. You're right, Jeff, it won't last. Nothing lasts with Trump except the Epstein Files.
I tried to write this without fat-shaming anyone. I'm sure the internet will let me know if I failed
I think the rule of thumb is that it’s fine to point out that some people are fat when it’s relevant, like describing someone as tall or Black, but not to make it a moral failing, and I think you did that very well
"Heavy-set" is a nice way to say it.
Prefer lard ass, tub of goo, and the term fat fuck personally Mary!
I can’t tell if you’re trying to be funny or not, but there are literally no alternative ways of phrasing “fat” that aren’t somehow more offensive than just saying “fat”. People have tried, but fat people know, and all are disparaging. Better to just say “fat”
No, I am NOT trying to be funny. Just to offer an alternative that has been around longer than I have. JFC!!
I didn’t mean to get you riled up. But “heavy set” is one of the worst offenders. It’s not an improvement on “fat”, plus it screams Boomer
Make saying FAT great again!
Rubenesque.
maybe "extra padding...?
Again, as a sometimes-fat-person, I’ve heard all of those, along with “fluffy”, “curvy”, “plump”, “chunky”, “big-boned”, “husky”… and they all suck. They all reek of people trying to politely dance around an unchangeable fact, as if calling it something different will make it better. It doesn’t.
The Morbidly Obese.
Alas there’s a huge difference between being obese and being morbidly obese, and being able to differentiate the two when opining on someone’s weight.
Morbidly Obese sounds more gothic.
It's a medical term that means that someone's weight has begun to cause other medical problems.
I was in the Army Reserves years ago. There were fitness standards, even for us nurses. Just shows you how lax and undisciplined the Texas National Guard is. It fits right in with how the Red States are governed. At the bottom for health, education etc. Those soldiers just didn't get out of shape overnight. And Pete - just because you aren't overweight, doesn't mean you are fit.
that's a great point
Deborah, have you seen the video of Adam Kinzinger and Tim Miller talking about Hegseth doing pull-ups? So funny!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/V_mkQlNgcmU
Thanks for sharing! Underhand Pull Up and Skateboard Ball Whacker Pete are now seared in my brain
Have you ever seen Pete’s inept axe-throwing, PJ? At Fox he nearly castrated a musician, whose junk was saved only by the massive drum hanging from his waistline. They settled out of court over the gashed arm.
I saw the self castration that Pete did with the skate board. Lol.
Not yet, but I saw something where he can't do one. Not saying that you shouldn't be in shape if you're in the military, but this obsession with physical strength is pure Alpha Male Maga bs. Lots of successful men who can't do a pull up. Einstein sure didn't look like he could do one.
WRONG, jeff! Kegsbreath doesn't get it that we Texans are PROUD of our capacious guts!
It proves that we've NEVER been on food stamps once in our entire lives!
It means we can wipe out the Commie bastards by cannonballing them! CRASH, BOOOM, BANG !!!
a skinny texan is a failed Texan !
I have lived in Texas for 26 years, two hurricanes, one derecha! Many Republican gubernators!
SO THERE!
Whip out a belt and we’re talking a real weapon, then slap keggar boy until he cries should be on the ground begging for mercy but no cavalry coming just Texan bikers. Big boys showing no mercy because they were tread upon.
Yeah, you tell ‘em, Kathleen. Us Texans are proud of our overweight Guardsmen. In fact, many of us are proud of our population’s ignorance, too. Go Texas. ( I wish I could.)
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We seriously salute the Marinara Corps with Semper Pie. With the holidays coming up, it’s time to focus on Operation Dessert Storm.
I posted "Semper Fries" elseweb, but "Semper Pie" is better
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Kaya, Jeff was really rolling on that gold mine it was made for him!
You were above board but that tweet you posted made me snort my coffee. Props to the poster.
Right?! I took a screen shot so I could refer to it when I need a laugh!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Nah, you didn't fat-shame, imo. There was no judgment in your comments. But boy oh boy there is in Kegstand's.
As you said, these guys aren't storming Normandy.
The slower they run, the more immigrants escape!
Weird Al already has us covered for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
thank you for this! Weird Al was just what I needed today.
Semper Pie!
OMG, I'm ashamed that I laughed at that. Shame, shame, shame. Lots of marines in my family tree. One was even an Antifa.
Me too - an uncle in the 1st Marine Division at Guadalcanal.
I’m relieved to see only men fat-shamed today, after learning that Cheryl Hines has to snack furtively in the pantry, far from her hubby’s disapproving eye. And Woody Allen slipped three sentences dramatically detailing Diane Keaton’s bulimia into what he surely considers a warm, loving tribute.
You did fine.
I almost got trapped into feeling sorry for the rather portly Texas National Guardsmen--except.....
Then I remembered that they are not there to help or protect anyone: they're in Chicago to terrorize the residents and aid the Jan.6 ICE thugs in brutalizing immigrants, protestors, and basically anyone who breathes oxygen. They are there to aid and abet Donnie Demento and President Nosferatu in their plan to declare the Insurrection Act is in effect; Demento has already endorsed the use of "full force."
So I'm not really that concerned about the precious feelings of the Round Boy Brigade. They need to go home, and then no one would need say another word about their literal Roll Out.
You, as always, were spot on!!
I'm thinking that a very large chunk of MAGA Land will or should be offended by pretty-boy Pete's fat-shaming military troops.
I'm sending that on, but only in private fashion.
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Did you know that a leading cause of death for elderly people is choking? I mention this only because someday there will be no more comments from me, and that will be because I made the mistake of eating breakfast and reading Tiedrich at the same time. #TheMoreyouknow #Laughingandswallowingdontmix #Dontcryformesnarkentina
Me, too. I spit my cottage cheese all over the table.
*snort*
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One hell of a way to check out of this insanity Ann, remember to chew your food before swallowing!
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😂😂😂😂me too
Lol’d AND snorted as I’m getting my hair color refreshed at the salon.
I never eat while reading Jeff's posts.
"Petey McFlipNuts" 🤣🤣🤣
‘yo, Pentagon — you can chow down on all the dicks if you think we’re putting our names to that bullshit.’ YES!!! "Little Miss Hair Extensions" HAHA!!!
Jesus...this is all so good. And you're exactly right. Solidarity is the WAY! I hope Saturday's No Kings Effort is MASSIVE. 👊
Petey McFlipNuts is my favorite new nickname for Plastered Pete! Jeff, you have a gift. Keep using it.
Surely all these idiots know their nicknames and that more than few people are making fun of them. I hope so...because it has to piss them off. 🤣🤣
💥 I’d like to believe the tide is slowly turning. There are more of us than them and sooner, rather than later, it WILL become ENOUGH is ENOUGH you evil douchebag🤡fucks. It didn’t end well for the Nazis and with 250 years of Democracy and history lessons behind us, it won’t end well for them. SOLIDARITY‼️#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#2547
I think we will scare the hell out of the previous trump-humping RescumliCon Congress!
Lord, hear our prayer. Let our mighty voices rise up to the heavens and smite our enemies.
RAMEN ! 🍜
Y.E.S. Y.E.S. Y.E.S.
“Five-time International Flip A Skateboard Into Your Own Nuts Champion.” Was my favorite line!!
And if Kristi was actually in law enforcement, those ugly ass extensions would be up, off her collar due to the dress code for those organizations. I personally hate those uber long extensions and it seems to be the rage of women in their 50's with fish lips. Ugh.
"even — who thought I’d ever say this? — to Newsmax." It's like when Marjorie Taylor Greene is the voice of reason among the GOP.
Ain’t that the truth?!!🤦♀️
We highlighted the same two things! And I’m a Susan, too! Great minds. 🤣💜🤣💜🤣
Hi Susan!!👋👋
I don't normally comment, but at this moment I feel I need to. I feel very bad for these national guardsmen. They have, they are representative of a horrendous secretary of defenses abuse of our military. These six men have become a butt of jokes throughout the entire country. This is not okay to me. For all we know these guys have been there in disaster zones, saving people saving animals, we really just don't know. And these men have to live for the rest of their lives with this ridicule. I understand the anger about Trump sending the military into our cities and I know very well that there are those in there, the fascist fucks who enjoy it. But I truly believe that the majority do not. So unless a specific person, like specific ice agents draw my wrath and ridicule, I think I am going to lay off jokes at these people's expense.
The ICEholes are a different set, though. Game on for those MFs.
Thank you for the reminder to be kind.
These are not career warriors they are National Guard with jobs and families Kegsstand thinks he’s beyond reproach for his sore testes which didn’t look that bad to me. Guys that get it bad in the nuts drop to the ground and can’t breath for a minute.
Permanent Whiskey Dick.
LOL!
Beautifully put Teresa. Thank you.
And they likely have full time jobs and families and do this pat-time to get by; these days, who has time (except kegsbreath) for working out 5-6 days a week?!
I would add many are overweight but never wanted to be it just happens to some. I have what used to be my skinny little niece gained incredible amount in her 30s it’s DNA and it shocked her too.
Exactly, I have one son like that who tries to be healthy instead. I accept him as the handsome, smart young man that he is!
Solid gold, Uncle Jeff: "weird how everything our fucked-up government does these days, the Nazis did first. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence."
Petey probably has that Nazi poster taped to the ceiling over his bed, so he can..........enjoy it on a nightly basis.
I think it's way too tame for his taste!
Hmm…he probably has mirrors on every wall and ceiling in his house from what I’ve seen of the drunken derp Alison!
Well done. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Most likely!!!
Wow, could the press actually growing back some guts?
As for Kegstand, he'll always be a wannabe man and fail every time he tries.
Thank you for a good laugh today. Love Pete getting hit with the skate board! What a putz he is!!
We never tire of that clip of Kegstand hitting himself in the nuts. It is golden.
Every day that gif makes the newsletter is a better day.
Why doesn't Pilsner Pete call for the firing of the most obese president since William Howard Taft?
Excellent question. It does look like the Orange slime has lost weight. Hopefully it is due to a fatal disease. Time will tell.
Depends which day. He had quite the Humpty Dumpty gut Monday.
Ah, so it depends on which girdle is selected. Got it.
he probably forgot to put on his Spanx.
Spanx are pretty uncomfortable over a diaper, I’m told.
It is ASTOUNDING how lawless the Fascist Cult is. Federal judge orders aren’t considered QUALIFIED for THEM. But what can we expect from released J6 Seditionists? I live in Chicago.
Does ANYONE trust the ceasefire will remain in effect. ALL Israeli hostages were released. Playing cards gone. Two sets of criminals, orange Felon & Netanyahu! Sure they’re honest. 🙄And Putin, pretending to cry over diaper baby not getting Nobel Peace Prize! The man who named Department of DEFENSE, Department of WAR. 🤔 And no prize! 😭🍼🍊
The MAGAt party treats the public as a group of ignorant rubes. But for a large portion, it works. That's why we are where we are now. I fear Noem's blatant misuse of government resources will be effective with those less than aware citizens. I would hope that the TSA folks do what my TSA does- the videos of her play but the sound is either off or inaudible.
They shouldn’t show her at all. Muzzle the entire thing.
No argument there. But she is their boss so it's complicated
This is sure to do wonders for retention and recruitment! Hic!Seth is far, far above his station in life. But some people are just lucky like that.
That Dogkiller video is foul. And again getting to display propaganda using neutral government assets is fucked up. Just watch Murc's Law work!
My local airport refused to play the video reportedly, so good on them.
" Hic!Seth " I love that Seth !
Thanks for the list of "will not sign "!!!
Made my day-sort of!
What's next? Applying make-up tutorials and blow-drying 101 for the military? He's all about the optics.
Keg boy wants to be feared because he’s a cheap bully, he probably took their spare sammiches.
He's getting BOTOX injections.
Hopefully one will nick a vein.
Kristy I have never heard of that is it a danger? I would think it is after all it’s poison from a killer spider
It's derived from Botulism , I think. 😳
Yep. That would be tragic…really, really tragic.
Sad, so sad 🤨
Just for clarification -- some of those National Guard members had mustaches. Did Kegsbreath ban all facial hair, or only beards for Black men who need them for health reasons?
YES .
Add Arizona to the states who refuse to play the puppy killer’s video in the airport. Surprising as we are chuck full of redneck maga grunts here.
Thanks for letting me know. It’s so refreshing to be proud of being a lifelong Arizonan for a change! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Sadly, I believe that it’s being played at Manchester NH (MHT) airport. That’s what a tRump loving governor will get you
Everyone going through should complain.