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Jeff, you are one of the most prolific writers here on Substack. I love your daily posts, and I thank you for sharing your wit, wisdom, and swearing. Keep it up. I’m definitely getting my $$ worth from you.

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It's a wonderful way to start the morning...I relish every single word! Thank you, Jeff...I have a smile on my face while being disgusted beyond words, but I'll take it!

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Well said.

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Me too! It’s money SOOOOO well-spent!

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I think he definitely needs to write that book!

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Same here.

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Oct 23, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

please god make the day come where the only thing in the news about tangeranus is he was denied parole again.

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Or details about the funeral.

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He shouldn't get off that easily...

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Yes, news and videos of the funeral along with the celebrations around the world.

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Or how the prison guards tried to resuscitate Trump like they did Epstein... "Breath, Trump! Breathe! BREATHE!"

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Or had the misfortune of ingesting a fatal Big Mac, or two. Sorry, but it would solve a few problems.

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I would not shed a tear…..

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Nor would I. No one has caused more damage to this country and harmed more people, including his own devoted and brainwashed groupies, than DT.

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Amen. That is why the greatest threat to our nation is “the threat from within.” Add 70 million cult followers to that ……ugh

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Jabba The Hutt would no longer like to be compared to the Odious Orange Cretin.

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I sincerely apologize to Jabba the Hutt for making the comparison

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Jabba would forgive you. He knows he is way more intelligent and definitely better looking than the Orange Blob.

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Bwahahahahahaha

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“That was nothing compared to what I usually do.” 😳

Will Jack Smith be able to find out what treasonous Trump usually does?

Maybe he already knows.

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If only this had an impact on his naive, dumb shit cult following. Most people wouldn't have gone for this level of insanity back in the day.

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Just read a WaPo article about a recent bit of science involving zircon crystals from the Apollo 17 mission and sure enough, there was some pseudo-scientist wannabe regurgitating Velikovsky's Worlds in Collision, which was published in 1950. (One of its claims is that Venus was a comet bouncing around the solar system just 4500 years ago, causing all sorts of havoc -- like floods.) I'd like to think we've always been rational and scientific, but no; the mainstream media was quite enthusiastic about Velikovsky's theories when it was published, at least until they were thoroughly ridiculed by actual scientists.

Just think: now that the right wing has done a truly bang-up job of trashing what's taught in public schools, it will be even easier to convince new generations that rogue Venus was sent by God to flood the world.

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And yet his numbers keep rising. It's like a cosmic joke being played on all of us.

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It's beyond a joke and very disturbing but a lot of these polls are bullshit and don't mean a thing. It's up to us to vote and prove them wrong.

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Most of the polls are bullshit because we’re way too far out, but the fact that anyone supports him is still crazy.

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His numbers aren’t rising! He is imploding fast. The so-called polls come from the same media sources that lie daily. Even trump’s latest former attorney ditched him. They are NOT going to go to jail for him. The big J6 honchos are in prison and that is ongoing.

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Betting he already knows, or has an inkling, just rounding up the 3 layers of proof...

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I think he does.

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I hope so!

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The bikini? Good thing she got her kidneys fixed.

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I don't get it?

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She got a boob job and explained that she got her kidneys fixed.

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Oh yeah! I forgot about that!

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( . )( . ) job...

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Thanks! when I read "boob job" I thought that just meant she was getting a divorce...

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Well...ya just never know with these whack jobs...

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LOL!!!

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( o Y o )

Fixed 'em for ya 🤣

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🤣👏👏🤣

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The levels of hate and disgust I feel towards this monster have reached the earth’s inner core. There are no depths left to dig. Yet he still lives free to spew his vile evil. Make it make sense.

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why does he still live free after all the damages and betrayment he has done to this country?

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It was part of Melania's pre-nup agreement that she parade around in front of strangers in a bikini whenever ordered to do so. The bikini parading, after all, is what qualified her for the genius visa she was granted.

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Trust me, she loves every minute of parading her fake body and face around. Cat-eyed bitch! I love kitties so not dissing their beautiful eyes.

Anyway, she’s a fucking whore bitch!

She’s just as twisted as Donny boy. She brags that Baron is just like his dad..isn’t that just great?

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Melons is in the US because of an Epstein Visa not an Einstein Visa.

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👍 . . seven deadly sins . . . “that’s a good start.”

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My morning is not complete until I have my first cup of your opinion. It’s the best part of waking up.

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...”best part of waking up with Tiedrich in your cup!” hahahahaha (old Folgers jingle for any youngsters out there!)

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I'll be singing that all day! 😂

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Beat me to it

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America is a great place with a third of the populace lionising a twat who's done every deadly sins and more crimes than Charles Manson.

The swelling support for violence in all things is just the blood icing on the shit cake here.

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Agreed. Maybe I’m imagining it, but there seems to be more extreme violence in movie and tv shows

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More graphic too...

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Yes, I think so.

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Yes, but that feeds into the public’s lust for violence.

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And yet, the MAGAts and Evilgelicals believe he is the second coming. I guess if you worship Republican Jesus I can see where you'd make that mistake 🤷‍♀️ Also, they claim Melanoma came here on an Einstein visa - I keep correcting them - it was an EPSTEIN VISA - as in Jeffrey. I'm sure he figures into the mix somewhere...

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Of course, parading your wife around is always part of the narcissistic psychopath's playbook.

And btw, Melania was a model? The only modeling pictures I've ever seen of her were partially clad or nude photos, some with other women in sexually suggestive poses. Now, normally I don't give the ass of a rat who takes what photos. But this is the women whom evangelical Christians laud as being so elegant, so tasteful. Imagine if Michelle Obama (who actually IS elegant and tasteful) had posed like that? They'd never have shut up about it.

And of course the biggest "what if": what if it had been armed Black men breaking into Congress and threatening the members?? I asked that of one Trumper, and he just said "well, that has nothing to do with...." blah blah

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Hypocrisy is their reason for being.

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So Mel was asked to parade around in her “be best” bikini so the other guys could ogle at her.. Well call me surprised but what about asking Ivanka to do the same.

It sounds as if Donald was attempting to pimp out Mel, who is “contractually obligated” to hold hands and appear with Donald twice a year.... the rest of the time she and the pool boy are no where to be found... Americas #1 Crime Family.... Be Best.

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Hank? Heck I thought it was Nestor, Gaetz’s adopted son😳

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So...she was asked to...but did she actually do it? Gross. And what ever happened to her alleged boyfriend, Hank???

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She said she would if trump would put a bikini on. I can’t believe I’m almost defending her here

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She said no and had her mom do it.

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I think that it needs to be mentioned that there is a considerably large cadre of Trumpalikes in America who share his general sensibilities. I’m talking about the golf club culture exclusivity that insulates the masters of the universe from the proletarian rabble. The misogynist, racist, immoral, money grubbing asswipes who would sell their own mothers into slavery if they could make the big score. Winning is everything for these dickheads, just like their orange skinned idol. So, as you bury Donnie Fuckface in ignominy, don’t leave out the army of wannabes who would replace him in a New York minute.

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It's always worse than any novelist could invent. Jeez, the ghost of Hunter Thompson ran out of adjectives.

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According to one report I read this morning (and didn't document, sorry) Melania told him "sure, if you put on a bikini and parade around with me." I should apologize for putting that image into your innocent minds.

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Oh yea, you owe me "bigly"...!!!

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🤣

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yeah you should!

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