nuclear secrets and Melania in a bikini — what the fuck is going on at Mar-a-Lago
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nuclear secrets and Melania in a bikini — what the fuck is going on at Mar-a-Lago
a day in the life at Donald Trump's shittiest golf motel
lately we’ve been so focused on Little Donny Fuckface’s legal travails that it’s easy to forget that the quadrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing adderall-huffing insurrection-leading judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering disabled-veteran-dishonoring inheritance-squandering language-mangling serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting butler-bullying daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving golf-cheating weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging tax-evading evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling 91-count fluorescent tangerine shitbag is also a total fucking lunatic — and a gross pig.
another one of those heartwarming stories of daily life at Donald Trump’s putrid vermin-infested Florida golf motel has come to light.
remember that Australian billionaire who was on the receiving end of Donny’s stolen nuclear secrets?
the billionaire, Anthony Pratt, sat down with 60 Minutes Australia for an interview that’s both eye-opening and vomit-inducing.
Mr. Pratt also describes on the recording how Mr. Trump asked his wife, Melania, to strut around Mar-a-Lago in her bikini “so all the other guys could get a look at what they were missing.”
awesome. what a great guy. what a loving husband.
Donald Trump had Melania parade around barely dressed because of course he did. what else is a trophy wife for, if not to be put on display like a prized posession?
don’t you wish that you could be in a relationship as warm and fulfilling as the Trumps’?
is it any wonder that Melania hasn’t been seen in Florida since April? nor has she been present for any of Donny’s court appearances.
you almost have to feel sorry for Melania, because you just know that she thought for sure that she’d be a wealthy widow by now.
no wait, don’t feel sorry for Donald Trump’s green-card trophy wife. she’s a racist birther piece of shit.
of course, Melania’s artificially-enhanced torso isn’t the only thing Donny likes to brag about to his gazillionaire pals.
On the recordings, Mr. Pratt recounts how Mr. Trump shared with him in December 2019 what he describes as elements of a conversation the president had with Iraq’s leader right after a U.S. military strike there aimed at Iranian-backed forces. Days later, a U.S. drone strike in Baghdad would kill Iran’s top security and intelligence commander.
this fucking guy. it isn’t enough for Donald Trump to have spent four privileged years as one of the most powerful people on the planet, entrusted with his nation’s most closely-guarded secrets — he has to brag about it to his dipshit golf buddies because Trump is so fucking broken inside that showing off is the only way he can begin to fill the huge gaping hole where his soul should to be.
this is delicate foreign policy that you’re bragging about here, numbnuts, not some hole-in-one that you’re pretending to have shot. keep your fucking mouth shut.
At one point, Mr. Pratt said, Mr. Trump discussed the phone call he had with President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine earlier that year that had helped lead to Mr. Trump’s first impeachment. “That was nothing compared to what I usually do,” Mr. Trump said, in Mr. Pratt’s recounting.
wait, what?
“That was nothing compared to what I usually do.”
what do you usually do? aside from lying and cheating and stealing and assaulting and throwing tantrums and watching yourself on television?
what else has this guy been telling his cronies? you know that it’s not just Anthony Pratt who has gotten an earful — Donald Trump simply cannot keep his reckless trap shut.
who else has Donny been bragging to? and what have they told their friends?
how much damage has Trump done to America?
will we ever find out?
Christian theology tells us that there are seven deadly sins: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth.
Donald Trump took one look at the list and thought “that’s a good start.”
nuclear secrets and Melania in a bikini — what the fuck is going on at Mar-a-Lago
Jeff, you are one of the most prolific writers here on Substack. I love your daily posts, and I thank you for sharing your wit, wisdom, and swearing. Keep it up. I’m definitely getting my $$ worth from you.
please god make the day come where the only thing in the news about tangeranus is he was denied parole again.