programming note: Ms Spouse had an early appointment and was unavailable to proofread the Ken Paxton segment of this post. all fuckups are mine and mine alone
Jeff, if we came up with a Screw Ken Paxton Fund could you go down to Texas and find a lovely lady of the night and set up a camera and let us see what goes down?
Republican voters don’t care about.that. In fact the more vile the better. Especially when it’s pointed towards women. They think it’s “macho” for a man to cheat on his wife and the wife’s should accept it, and go back to cleaning the house, wiping the snot of the kids nose, playing shuttle driver,cook the meal, and hold a job all at the same time while he goes out drinking with the bros at a meat market bar.
I recommend the podcast Straight White American Jesus on this subject; they did an episode about this time last year about "manliness" that pointed out Christian fundamentalists believe men are naturally always horny and must be accommodated in this fact. It's why they think Trump is so awesome even in light of his history of sexual predation.
Favorite line for me today as well. As a matter of fact, I'm going to steal that ending for anything that sucks right now. Just put it in a blender, turn it on high and throw it down a flight of stairs. I feel better already.
why are we assuming 'repulsive and disgusting' refers to his having congress with a 'lady' of ANY stripe? MY brain goes to: 'oh, this is far worse...either involving him not being straight OR involving children OR she caught him actually kissing the corpulent orange azz', seeing for herself just how repulsive we know that would be.
I feel like the word repulsive probably makes it more likely younwould need a gentleman of the night. That would also encompass "biblical" reasons fornthe divorce
Or a sheep or piece of furniture. Ethically speaking the furniture would be the better choice.
Perhaps we should just put a drone on him. Let us use a Ukrainian made drone. Let us put them on all MAGAs, so that we can see what they are really up to. Noem should get one as well. We should see what she was doing with her time while she was supposed to be running FEMA.
Texas is basically screwed at this point because this is just disaster #1 run amok, but there will be more. The rest of us are screwed too. Even though I live in a state on the list for some of the lowest damages to natural disasters, I still want to only pay taxes to my state and then have them run everything I need, like a small nation allied with other small nations. Since Trump is going to turn disaster prevention, management and relief over to states, we should be able to fund it too with our tax dollars going to our state, with a really really low percentage going to the federal government. In fact, better for the state to pay fees for government services for the state, and let us just have one taxing entity, our state.
All that Trump wants our Federal taxes for are his 3 priorities:
1) billionaires
2) the military
3) ICE
The ICE budget went from 8.7 mil to 178 bil, so I would rather have my state keep the money and decide for itself if it wants to approach immigrant management in this way. We will assume some of the people who would be usually used in storm clean up have been spirited away to Texas Concentration Camps where they may be made to do the clean up work for free, since that is the direction things are going.
Maybe Kenny Boy is listed in the conveniently missing Epstein files? Maybe Kenny Boys Bible caught fire when he was swearing “I never touched that child!”. Maybe Kenny Boy is gonna burn is the fires of Republican Hell? We can only hope.
Paxton could also be on the Epstein Island list. Hard to believe this revolting asshole is currently ahead of Sen. Cornyn in the latest Senate race polls. Cornyn who is no saint himself, has held his seat since 2002. However, to think the Texas GOP would rather support a forever shitweasel like Paxton is hard to figure out.
That's interesting--because then you'd think the Texas GQP would put the pressure on Paxton's wife to shut up and put up with it. Could this really be something so vile that the GQP realized his candidacy was untenable?
Throw us a bone, indeed. I would love to see AG Sleazebucket utterly destroyed (although I'd be sick for any victim of his).
A bone would be a minor. Or he got someone pregnant. Wives seem to get especially pissed about that. I vote for underage girl. Something so bad she can't be convinced to stay with him with an election coming. My sympathy for her - ZERO. Because she is in the legislature there, she is one of those responsible for him not being booted out of government a couple of years ago. Some women are just as complicit in bad boy behavior as their men are.
I dunno. Getting a woman whose not your wife pregnant seems fairly mild—from the 90s. Repulsive to me suggest pedophilia—and the Republican political ranks seems rife with that crime. Beginning with the Orange Head Honcho. Paxton is Trump’s spiritual twin (crooked, evil, slimey) and I hope he’s final nailed. He’s one of the bad hombres.
The restraint it must take to be in a political family. I'd be shouting from the rooftops about my POS cheating (or whatever he's done). I sure wouldn't be posting some biblical crap excuse on twitter/not twitter.
I think it was pretty well known in TX that he was a dog. So this has to be something else in the animal kingdom for her to kick his ass to the curb during an election season.
They'd still forgive him. I was disgusted to learn the guy from "Fourteen Kids and Counting" or whatever that show was called was warmly accepted back into his physical and religious families even after he molested his own daughter and had notorious CSAM on his computer, because he confessed his sin. Just a minor whoopsie-doodle there. 🤬
Well, at least if Paxton was a U.S. senator, he wouldn't be allowed to waste millions of Texas dollars on bogus lawsuits, or dictate such things as bathroom bills and voting regulations for Texans. Harder to overstep when you don't have absolute power of an AG office.
After living with the living incarnation of a festering Nazi ass boil, Ms. Paxton just noticed he’s an amoral piece of human waste? That’s some weapons-grade myopia right there.
We expected the many fucking fuckups from crooks like Paxton and crooked nincompoops like Noem. It’s hardwired. The behavior from the Times publishers, editors, even some journalists… that has hurt. It seems optional. And it stinks. It all stinks.
I miss both the NYT and WAPO. But i just can't with the bullshit anymore. Telling them both to go suck a fart is my only power, so I chose to wield it.
Which would imply that the Epstein files not only exist, but that they may be getting passed around under the table amongst the GOP. Please God, someone, anyone, leak that shit!
So, I think Ken Paxton knocked up a twelve-year-old and, maybe, got her an abortion. The other option is that he was tapping his foot in the men's room stall. I await further details with delight. Couldn't happen to a more deserving perv.
Ummmmm...as a Jew, I'm gonna say this is a fucked up comment. You do realize that not every single employee at the paper is Jewish, right? And this is veering way too close to the pro-Palestine "Israel is the new Third Reich" shit.
Oooh… had to jump into this cesspit… Joe is actually being antisemitic - in the true sense of the word. And Alison is making excuses for Israel’s monstrous slaughter and oppression. Jew here…newsflash to both of you.., Joe-many Jews are horrified and are leading the way to completely denounce Trump, Netanyahu and the sick
Kahanist murderers. Alison- Israel has become its own version of the Third Reich, like it or not. Justifying its actions is unconscionable and only hurts Jews worldwide by associating all of us with murderers. Oh… and Hamas is vile scum too, in case you’re going to toss that bullshit at me.
That’s laughable. But keep subscribing to the Times. They have everyone’s back when it comes to truth. I put my money where my mouth was & told Sulzberger and Khan (not all of Israel as you insanely extrapolate) to go fuck themselves.
I don't subscribe to the Times, you fucking dipshit, and I haven't for years. But go ahead and keep imagining fake scenarios in your head to justify being a dick to me.
Speaking of furniture screwing, Justa Dick was booed for 3 blocks after his motorcade left a sushi joint. His brother, who's running for mayor in Ohio, was booed during a parade.
Judas Doughboy sure has a lot of photo ops at food joints. Donut shops, steakhouses, sushi joints. Shouldn't he be vice-presidenting or wiping someone's ass or earning his keep? Who pays for him doing family business during work hours? Oh wait.....
Yeah--the fact that she announced it on social media? Real fucking weird. I cannot imagine.
Remember the old days? Where many things were much worse than today, but still. People just went and filed for a divorce. Why does everyone need attention? And if you do need attention, it's so telling that you word it in a way that others will be like, "AND...?" She wants multiple days of attention where she can say "oh, please--my family and I request privacy!" and look all limpid and frail. If you don't want attention, you file and shut the hell up.
Two things: yes, you’re absolutely right, Babe, and wow, first time I’ve seen you use an F-bomb. Which is good because it is apropos when describing rethuglicants, who display escalating hypocrisy, malfeasance, incompetence, and cruelty.
Well Jeff, here we are. I couldnt decide this morning, so fuck it. I went after kristi noem, Trump, and epstein all at once. Probably a recipe for disaster, but I couldnt decide. Oh well fuck it, right?
This is on purpose actually, because the incompetence ensures that the agencies will be destroyed., A hampered federal government allows full rein for their unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror. Note too that the only time States' Rights actually becomes valid nowadays (especially under Taney Court 2.0) is when a state is looking to hurt some vulnerable minority.
I suppose it is too much to ask that reporters for the NYT fact check their own story if they claim to be true journalists….14th Amendment! But I guess when money is being held over their heads, they are allowed to write…hmmm….whatever the boss wants to portray…disgusting! And Gnome-girl…eek—-I can’t even……. Have a nice (hopefullly), safe (hopefully) weekend everyone.
they either fact checked their own story or someone there is a subscriber to Jeff's substack because they did make a correction and changed the headline from custom to law... and made no apologies about it.
"...put bureaucracy, incompetence and depraved indifference in a blender, set it high and then throw it down a flight of stairs." Pure gold and can be said of every agency and department in this entire administration also ,too. I am going to go lie on the floor for a while now.
I’m pretty sure I saw ICE Barbie at a presser in Texas last Saturday banging on about how the administration was doing to do everything in its power to help. So why the delay? She probably had to run it by HIM and he was fucking golfing and not answering his phone. Worthless. Every single one of them 😡
programming note: Ms Spouse had an early appointment and was unavailable to proofread the Ken Paxton segment of this post. all fuckups are mine and mine alone
Jeff, if we came up with a Screw Ken Paxton Fund could you go down to Texas and find a lovely lady of the night and set up a camera and let us see what goes down?
Hire Charles Kushner to set it up. He’s got experience
Doc… your killing me over here and it’s not even 9:00🤪
Well, he does 🤷🏻♂️
You nailed it Doc!🤪
Sorry, but Kushner is too busy right now, trying to learn French. And tact.
Prolly looking for real estate deals in Par-ee
Touché, my friend!
😂😂😂
Republican voters don’t care about.that. In fact the more vile the better. Especially when it’s pointed towards women. They think it’s “macho” for a man to cheat on his wife and the wife’s should accept it, and go back to cleaning the house, wiping the snot of the kids nose, playing shuttle driver,cook the meal, and hold a job all at the same time while he goes out drinking with the bros at a meat market bar.
I recommend the podcast Straight White American Jesus on this subject; they did an episode about this time last year about "manliness" that pointed out Christian fundamentalists believe men are naturally always horny and must be accommodated in this fact. It's why they think Trump is so awesome even in light of his history of sexual predation.
OMG - I nearly puked reading this. THIS is why I normally don't read Jeff's posts until a bit later in the day when my stomach's more settled.
I usually wait until I've had my glass of wine. He is the best happy hour picker-upper!
ROFLMAO re Noem and blender down the stairs. Cannot stop laughing.
Favorite line for me today as well. As a matter of fact, I'm going to steal that ending for anything that sucks right now. Just put it in a blender, turn it on high and throw it down a flight of stairs. I feel better already.
Agree, Mary. That one was rich! Thanks Jeff!
naturally I’m always horny? oh my god - how did you find out?
Accommodate, my ass. They all have two hands, probably without callouses. They should put them to use and leave women alone.
I think that's something Jim Bob believes. His wife mentioned it.
Well he was always humping her leg, like a horny chihuahua.
Not just in light of but *because* of his history of sexual predation.
Jacqueline, you knew my ex-husband?
Congrats on being an ex! You don't need that.
Sounds like two of my ex boyfriends. They're both dead now.
No. Something a lot closer to home and family. My dad was one of those men. Women, including me, were inferior in every way.
Hilarious!
Lots of truth in that statement Jacqueline, you’ve rekindled my anger for the Franken resignation!!
Europeans are appalled by the Handmaiden's Tale
She should put rat poison in his casserole.😈
You nailed it.
Id buy that for a dollar....(Kudos to who remembers this line and from where).
Robocop.
Fake commercial on dystopian TV channel.
BINGO!!!!!
The first Robocop was a really cool and groundbreaking film. Heaps of fun.
Great under the radar film.
Prescient in many ways.
The evil villain was perfect for his role.
Loved The futuristic commercials.
Gosh, I was gonna say Idiocracy.
Lots of great quotes from Robocop. When it comes to Kristi and Pam, and Caroline I say "Bitches leave".
Plus Murderbot is recalling happy memories of Robocop.
The Bixby Snyder Show! Happy birthday!
or a young boy??
Maybe he and JD tag-teamed a couch?
Maybe he and JD hooked up on Grindr?
Ewwwwwe! Now I’ll need brain bleach.
Yup, yes indeedy, all those good Christian pope-killing men!
I hope not. And if it was, she should be calling the cops, not just divorcing him.
My thoughts exactly! 🏳️🌈
Well… Marr Gaetz took Nestor in…
My guess.
why are we assuming 'repulsive and disgusting' refers to his having congress with a 'lady' of ANY stripe? MY brain goes to: 'oh, this is far worse...either involving him not being straight OR involving children OR she caught him actually kissing the corpulent orange azz', seeing for herself just how repulsive we know that would be.
I feel like the word repulsive probably makes it more likely younwould need a gentleman of the night. That would also encompass "biblical" reasons fornthe divorce
What about a handsome guy of the night?🏳️🌈
I'm in for $10 and a lottery ticket ... I've never won but someone may.
May not be "ladies"😳
Or a sheep or piece of furniture. Ethically speaking the furniture would be the better choice.
Perhaps we should just put a drone on him. Let us use a Ukrainian made drone. Let us put them on all MAGAs, so that we can see what they are really up to. Noem should get one as well. We should see what she was doing with her time while she was supposed to be running FEMA.
Texas is basically screwed at this point because this is just disaster #1 run amok, but there will be more. The rest of us are screwed too. Even though I live in a state on the list for some of the lowest damages to natural disasters, I still want to only pay taxes to my state and then have them run everything I need, like a small nation allied with other small nations. Since Trump is going to turn disaster prevention, management and relief over to states, we should be able to fund it too with our tax dollars going to our state, with a really really low percentage going to the federal government. In fact, better for the state to pay fees for government services for the state, and let us just have one taxing entity, our state.
All that Trump wants our Federal taxes for are his 3 priorities:
1) billionaires
2) the military
3) ICE
The ICE budget went from 8.7 mil to 178 bil, so I would rather have my state keep the money and decide for itself if it wants to approach immigrant management in this way. We will assume some of the people who would be usually used in storm clean up have been spirited away to Texas Concentration Camps where they may be made to do the clean up work for free, since that is the direction things are going.
Nothing better than a sting operation, his pants would be around his ankles. Gold!
Kathleen, that’s some serious fun you’re working on here!!
“all fuckups are mine and mine alone” is NOT what Ken Paxton said
Maybe Kenny Boy is listed in the conveniently missing Epstein files? Maybe Kenny Boys Bible caught fire when he was swearing “I never touched that child!”. Maybe Kenny Boy is gonna burn is the fires of Republican Hell? We can only hope.
My editor miranda, pretends to read my posts before they go out, and then admonishes me after "Wendy you really should have done this instead". I lol.
This won’t help Ken’s plan to run for senator. And only Melania has the right to ask for divorce on biblical grounds. Don’t step on her feet.
Spoken like a REAL man!
Give my regards to Ms Spouse
definitely furniture. He's already been through bimbos and, I'd speculate, animals.
Join the club Jeff!
My thoughts and prayers, this morning, are with the furniture and farm animals of the Lone Star State.
Paxton could also be on the Epstein Island list. Hard to believe this revolting asshole is currently ahead of Sen. Cornyn in the latest Senate race polls. Cornyn who is no saint himself, has held his seat since 2002. However, to think the Texas GOP would rather support a forever shitweasel like Paxton is hard to figure out.
That's interesting--because then you'd think the Texas GQP would put the pressure on Paxton's wife to shut up and put up with it. Could this really be something so vile that the GQP realized his candidacy was untenable?
Throw us a bone, indeed. I would love to see AG Sleazebucket utterly destroyed (although I'd be sick for any victim of his).
A bone would be a minor. Or he got someone pregnant. Wives seem to get especially pissed about that. I vote for underage girl. Something so bad she can't be convinced to stay with him with an election coming. My sympathy for her - ZERO. Because she is in the legislature there, she is one of those responsible for him not being booted out of government a couple of years ago. Some women are just as complicit in bad boy behavior as their men are.
Why not both? 10 bucks says he got a high school cheerleader preggers.
Good point. A two-fer.
I dunno. Getting a woman whose not your wife pregnant seems fairly mild—from the 90s. Repulsive to me suggest pedophilia—and the Republican political ranks seems rife with that crime. Beginning with the Orange Head Honcho. Paxton is Trump’s spiritual twin (crooked, evil, slimey) and I hope he’s final nailed. He’s one of the bad hombres.
It may be mild on the scale of scandals, but if it’s your boyfriend/husband, it was the straw that broke the camel’s back to many relationships.
The restraint it must take to be in a political family. I'd be shouting from the rooftops about my POS cheating (or whatever he's done). I sure wouldn't be posting some biblical crap excuse on twitter/not twitter.
I think it was pretty well known in TX that he was a dog. So this has to be something else in the animal kingdom for her to kick his ass to the curb during an election season.
He has probably been doing that for years.
They'd still forgive him. I was disgusted to learn the guy from "Fourteen Kids and Counting" or whatever that show was called was warmly accepted back into his physical and religious families even after he molested his own daughter and had notorious CSAM on his computer, because he confessed his sin. Just a minor whoopsie-doodle there. 🤬
Wow... That thought never crossed my mind. Those POOR girls, if they were forced to have sex with that piece of garbage!
Well, at least if Paxton was a U.S. senator, he wouldn't be allowed to waste millions of Texas dollars on bogus lawsuits, or dictate such things as bathroom bills and voting regulations for Texans. Harder to overstep when you don't have absolute power of an AG office.
After living with the living incarnation of a festering Nazi ass boil, Ms. Paxton just noticed he’s an amoral piece of human waste? That’s some weapons-grade myopia right there.
Another female enabler of a POS husband. Why does?the name Melania come to mind also?
I just fell in Love today-with YOU!!! Awe inspiring words of Truth! 🫶🏼🙋🏼♀️☮️
"Weapons grade myopia" RAOFL. You win the internet today in my world for the perfect description of the MAGAverse.
Standing ovation! You win everything today!!!!!
👌🏼
HA!
Well played Bonnie!!
Hey, NYT—Do you know what wording would have been EVEN BETTER than “challenging a long standing law”? VIOLATING THE CONSTITUTION.
We expected the many fucking fuckups from crooks like Paxton and crooked nincompoops like Noem. It’s hardwired. The behavior from the Times publishers, editors, even some journalists… that has hurt. It seems optional. And it stinks. It all stinks.
The Times seems to be trying for the position of Trump's Pravda, in hot competition with the Washington Post and the LA Times.
Well, it’s gonna have to try a lot harder, because those two are tanking pretty rapidly.
At least The Times endorsed Kamala (I believe), while the other 2 absolutely zilch endorsement.
I swear they’re forcing me not to subscribe again.
If my wife didn’t play Wordle…
You can pay for a games only subscription
True. But she like the Cooking as well. And like getting the headline alerts. So, “goodbye, Paramount +”.
You don't even need a games subscription. I play daily without one.
I play Wordle daily. Canceled my subscription ages ago.
Wordle is free, that was a condition of selling it to them.
I pay for the cooking too. But maybe the monthly for the entire subscription is less. 🤷🏼♀️
It's $23-something a month for the digital edition. Cooking is extra.
That is too much. If you cancel your subscription they will offer it for $4.99/month for everything digital.
Thanks for the info, J.R.
That boat sailed for me way back when.
I should have canceled sooner myself. I subscribed for decades.
It’s been a while but I still miss the other great stories its bread and butter reporters seek out and dive into.
A great shame that the owners are such assholes.
I miss both the NYT and WAPO. But i just can't with the bullshit anymore. Telling them both to go suck a fart is my only power, so I chose to wield it.
I’ve done the same. I like to use the cost of both subscriptions I had to donate to young democrats running for office.
I've used the NYT and WAPO subscription $ (and more) to pay for my subscriptions to Jeff Tiedrich, Andy Borowitz and Status Kuo.
I’m guessing old Ken took a ride or two on the Lolita Express and his biblical wife just found out.
He has a pet goat named Lolita.
No that’s Noem, who not only shot her puppy, but also her goat! So, no goat for Kenny-boy!
Which would imply that the Epstein files not only exist, but that they may be getting passed around under the table amongst the GOP. Please God, someone, anyone, leak that shit!
See below. Ken & Kristi. No wonder they couldn't get her to sign anything.
Likely something more substantial Dana, be it farm animal or…
So, I think Ken Paxton knocked up a twelve-year-old and, maybe, got her an abortion. The other option is that he was tapping his foot in the men's room stall. I await further details with delight. Couldn't happen to a more deserving perv.
Conservatives continue to model hypocrisy in the extreme while professing to be pious. Truly disgusting.
I would like to propose a new soon-to-be-longstanding custom of punching every NYT exec and editor in the teeth once a day.
Alison, Ill hold em for you. Im 6'6, 250lbs....Itll work. Then you just hit em all you want.
Oh baby, do I have a punching list for you then! I wouldn't know where to start.
As Joel said on MST3K while watching the credits to Manos: The Hands of Fate, " Whoa, everybody pick out someone you want to punch".
So many Backpfeifengesichte, so little time
❤️
Justification: Jews aiding & abetting Trump Naziism
Ummmmm...as a Jew, I'm gonna say this is a fucked up comment. You do realize that not every single employee at the paper is Jewish, right? And this is veering way too close to the pro-Palestine "Israel is the new Third Reich" shit.
Oooh… had to jump into this cesspit… Joe is actually being antisemitic - in the true sense of the word. And Alison is making excuses for Israel’s monstrous slaughter and oppression. Jew here…newsflash to both of you.., Joe-many Jews are horrified and are leading the way to completely denounce Trump, Netanyahu and the sick
Kahanist murderers. Alison- Israel has become its own version of the Third Reich, like it or not. Justifying its actions is unconscionable and only hurts Jews worldwide by associating all of us with murderers. Oh… and Hamas is vile scum too, in case you’re going to toss that bullshit at me.
You can get in the fucking bin, too.
Talk to AG Sulzberger & Joe Khan, not me
No worries, I don't like talking to antisemites so I have no interest in any other conversation with you.
That’s laughable. But keep subscribing to the Times. They have everyone’s back when it comes to truth. I put my money where my mouth was & told Sulzberger and Khan (not all of Israel as you insanely extrapolate) to go fuck themselves.
I don't subscribe to the Times, you fucking dipshit, and I haven't for years. But go ahead and keep imagining fake scenarios in your head to justify being a dick to me.
No, the Times has not had everyone's back, not for decades now.
It's a sad thing to see, because it will not protect them, they'll just be killed last, like with Cthuluhu.
Just make them do those fucking crossword puzzles and eat those ludicrous recipes the NYT so prides itself on.
Everett True, where are you?
They’re already toothless Alison, aiming lower sounds more like it!!
Speaking of furniture screwing, Justa Dick was booed for 3 blocks after his motorcade left a sushi joint. His brother, who's running for mayor in Ohio, was booed during a parade.
Judas Doughboy sure has a lot of photo ops at food joints. Donut shops, steakhouses, sushi joints. Shouldn't he be vice-presidenting or wiping someone's ass or earning his keep? Who pays for him doing family business during work hours? Oh wait.....
Yeah--the fact that she announced it on social media? Real fucking weird. I cannot imagine.
Remember the old days? Where many things were much worse than today, but still. People just went and filed for a divorce. Why does everyone need attention? And if you do need attention, it's so telling that you word it in a way that others will be like, "AND...?" She wants multiple days of attention where she can say "oh, please--my family and I request privacy!" and look all limpid and frail. If you don't want attention, you file and shut the hell up.
Two things: yes, you’re absolutely right, Babe, and wow, first time I’ve seen you use an F-bomb. Which is good because it is apropos when describing rethuglicants, who display escalating hypocrisy, malfeasance, incompetence, and cruelty.
Some days and some people require the f-bomb!
That’s what I was trying to say. With this current batch, it’s every fucking day
Most days lately require using "fuck" as a comma.
It's obvious she's furious with him and wants as much attention on him as possible. This was obviously deliberate.
Exactly. And I’m so sick of all the holier-than-thou Bible talk, Jesus himself hated that crap.
Correct me if I’m wrong but she didn’t say who did whatever, point is biblical is tough on women as well.
1. Of course is something sexual with Paxton. Waiting for the leak…..JFC! Is that it?
2. Gnome should be shitcanned. As in dropped in a can of 💩
Please don't forget to seal the lid!
And bury it 10 feet deep
And why.... he's hideous. Not an attractive thing about him. 🤮
True but have you seen Corey Lewandowski? Republican chicks like Noem and Hope Hicks find his special brand of snake irresistible.
Bove, Miller...
Exactly. Not a fucking thing redeeming about him. Just shredding material.
Farm animals don’t talk back Susan!!
😂😂😂
So.. paid sex worker then? Poor things they sure earn their money.
The Times used up all its journalizing this week in such hard-hitting stories as, "Smoking is Cool Again" and "Everybody's Watching Love Island."
I only wish I was kidding.
JFC.
Well Jeff, here we are. I couldnt decide this morning, so fuck it. I went after kristi noem, Trump, and epstein all at once. Probably a recipe for disaster, but I couldnt decide. Oh well fuck it, right?
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/epstein-is-still-a-thing-trump-butt
As always Uncle Jeff. Liked, Restacked, Quoted, and Cross posted to our readers also.
You rock Jeff, Everyday.
Does ANYONE in this administration have proper credentials?? Sure doesn’t seem like it!
This is on purpose actually, because the incompetence ensures that the agencies will be destroyed., A hampered federal government allows full rein for their unreconstructed state-based regimes of terror. Note too that the only time States' Rights actually becomes valid nowadays (especially under Taney Court 2.0) is when a state is looking to hurt some vulnerable minority.
Nope, tess. You are expecting WAYYY too much.
But check the unemployment lines you can find them.
Are there EVER any pictures of Barbie a/k/a the puppy killer with her mouth shut? She always looks like she's ready to accommodate someone.
Her facial expression resembles a cheap blow up sex doll
Look at her, Alina Hubbabubba, Laura Loomer, Melania - all manufactured by Mattel..😆
They must use the same plastic surgeon, emphasis on plastic. And don’t forget Guilfoyle, the most grotesquely overdone of the bunch
Hey whatever happened to her? Greece must be the best hideaway vacation ever, on the taxpayer's dime.
Yep, on our dime. Mebbe she's hunting for a new sugar daddy, hopefully a more stable, non-addict type this time
Maybe she's found her Onassis.
Yes, I couldn’t think of her name… can’t believe she was married to Gavin Newsom. CAN believe about Eric Trump though.
Just remember gargoyle. It really suits her.
Love it! I’ll remember for sure…
It was Don Jr who used to shtup her.
Thanks - I stand corrected
The Gargoyle!
Mar-a-Lago face is totally a thing.
Along with Mara Lardo rubber ball boobs.
Same cut-rate republican surgeon does that work.
They all look like something I might've churned out with my ThingMaker as a kid.
It's a basic feature required of women in Trump's cabinet and WH staff.
😂😂😂
I suppose it is too much to ask that reporters for the NYT fact check their own story if they claim to be true journalists….14th Amendment! But I guess when money is being held over their heads, they are allowed to write…hmmm….whatever the boss wants to portray…disgusting! And Gnome-girl…eek—-I can’t even……. Have a nice (hopefullly), safe (hopefully) weekend everyone.
Fact check their story? That ship sailed when Judith Miller wrote her article about Iraq...
^^^Ever so much this, and Hillary the Hawk, donold the dove, and but her emails...
they either fact checked their own story or someone there is a subscriber to Jeff's substack because they did make a correction and changed the headline from custom to law... and made no apologies about it.
"...put bureaucracy, incompetence and depraved indifference in a blender, set it high and then throw it down a flight of stairs." Pure gold and can be said of every agency and department in this entire administration also ,too. I am going to go lie on the floor for a while now.
I’m pretty sure I saw ICE Barbie at a presser in Texas last Saturday banging on about how the administration was doing to do everything in its power to help. So why the delay? She probably had to run it by HIM and he was fucking golfing and not answering his phone. Worthless. Every single one of them 😡
She was “busy” with her side piece, Lewandowski
Well, they're trying to reorganize FEMA to be more efficient. Yeah, that's it 🙄