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today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"US-Iran hostilities resume amid concerns at Hegseth’s military leadership"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/02/first-thing-us-iran-hostilities-resume-concern-hegseth-military-leadership?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

oh, NOW there are concerns about Piss-Drunk Pete's leadership? fuckface should have been fired four weeks into his tenure, when he butt-dialed classified war plans to a reporter

SethTriggs's avatar

This means the Straits of Schrödinger are closedopen now doesn't it?

HI2thDoc's avatar

Schrodinger's Strait

And its current state

Is anyone's guess

But we know this mess

Is actually trumpgate

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Jeff, Milo is a piece of shit. But let us think for a minute about that.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/milo-found-out-what-his-own-goddamn-checkpoints-feel-like-congress-sharpens-the-only-knife-it-owns-a

I'm not softening a fuckin word. The tragedy isn't Milo. It's the thousands who went through that identical disorienting nowhere with no Piers Morgan on the far side, no green card, no goddamn Rolodex — just a room where nobody would tell them a thing either, and not one soul shocked on their behalf. He isn't the damn story. He's the receipt, fuckers. You deserve it. Milo, Enjoy your special circle of Hell. I hope you enjoy deportation. Fuck you.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Hey Milo, where's your grace

Now that the leopards have eaten your face

Don'cha like how it works

When fucking jerks

Get put in their rightful place?

Suel J's avatar

Lovely photo of you both!

P123Sunny's avatar

Rumors swirling that his exit is slated for ‘around Thanksgiving’…

Kay-El's avatar
21mEdited

Kegsbreath’s (lack of) qualifications for his post are exemplary. 🙄

michellefromchicago's avatar

Well, better late than never, I guess…🤦‍♀️

Linda Weide's avatar

So sorry about your anniversary loss Jeff.

I think you did an amazing job of finding the stupid week. Unfortunately there is so much to pick from.

Ron Fassler's avatar

Love the wedding photo you shared today, Jeff.

P123Sunny's avatar

Jeff clearly in his John Lennon phase - who knew??? 👀

michellefromchicago's avatar

Indeed. You can actually feel the happiness and love coming at us from that photograph. Beautiful.

AbigailJ's avatar

What a handsome couple you were. So exquisite for that time. Thank you for sharing this photo. You must miss her so very much. Your years together are what are to be celebrated.

Susan Jehle's avatar

I love it too❤️

ELEANOR CURRY's avatar

You look so proud and happy….Claudia is bursting with joy. Later photos reflected the same love. Wonderful photo.

P123Sunny's avatar

“Tough time for anyone who studied government or history or ethics or social studies or art or medicine or law or political science or regular science.”

- Jonathan Edward Durham

Mike Hammer's avatar

Best description of JD I’ve seen is a shapeshifting grifting douchebag, emphasis on douchebag. Beautiful wedding photo, Jeff.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

The dam holding back the stupid had been developing cracks, then the leaks started, and now it's collapsing. It's a flash flood of stupid.

Susan Niemann's avatar

"a flash flood of stupid". 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Cathy Rady's avatar

another way of describing this (borrowed from the book Auntie Mame):

A fanfaronade of flatulence

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

"‘taking a lying regime at face value’ is pretty much the job description of the White House press corps these days." You hit the nail on the head, Jeff. Corporate media sucks. Where are the Woodward and Bernsteins for today? Where are the brave reporters who will stand up to Dump when he yells "Quiet, Piggy!" at a female reporter?? Why won't any of them speak up?

David M Marko's avatar

When Pumpkinhead berates a member of the media with some juvenile vitriol someone needs to clap back. Stand up and walk out. I'd be happy with a 'takes one to know one' retort. I know, I know you don't want to sink that low, but, for christsakes do something!

Wren The Hen's avatar

I’m a rapidly aging liberal broad who couldn’t be prouder of today’s children (literally, legally children) for the plummeting rate of pregnancy they’ve accomplished. This is how women will really come into their power, by making smart choices about if or when to have children. If the country feels it needs more young’uns? Immigration, assholes, is your fucking solution.

Suel J's avatar

Sean Duffey unreality road trip star. The mostest tone deaf thing out there. Now thinks he has anything to say about some actors tits. Just another total trump white boy asshole.

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

Sean Duffy‘s ridiculous son in law is running for Congress in Wisconsin. The kid doesn’t even live in Wisconsin. He lives in Florida. He doesn’t show up to debates and doesn’t give a fuck about what the voters in Wisconsin want.

Margaret MacKenzie's avatar

As sad as you are, Jeff, I hope happy memories of the 42+ years you and Claudia had together surround and embrace you today 💕

P123Sunny's avatar

but there’s one thing I need to know: why is the Secretary of the Treasury giving updates on the state of the don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran? shouldn’t that be the job of someone at the Pentagon? what happened, did Piss-Drunk Pete pass out under a pile of empty vodka bottles again?

* also still patiently waiting for that Chris Wray press conference post 1/6/2021… anybody? 🦗

Suel J's avatar

Isn't that the way. Until they come for you it's all hunky dory.

ROBERT STEVENSON's avatar

Re: Daily Claudia

I can see why Jeff was completely smitten the first time he laid eyes on her at HT. And Jeff is completely rocking that 3-piece suit!

Koko in AZ's avatar

Ironically, it was the lower teenage pregnancy rate panic that made my jaw drop in this article. I fear I've become used to the clownfuckingly stupid Trump regime.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Overwhelmed by the shamelessness of these moronic grifters, it’s tempting to let the tide roll over us. But here we stand. Unyielding. Oh, well… la lutte continue.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale

A tale of an evil prick

A liar, thief, and predator

Whose demented mind was sick

He stole from a children's charity

He cheats on every wife

He's had no moral compass

For his whole accursed life

Now the whole world drowns in his SNAFU

He's causing so much harm

We cannot stand by quietly

Until he buys the farm

We must take back America

To stand for what is right

Wash the MAGA stain away

And fight that damned good fight

Dave Drell's avatar

Is that Gilligan’s theme?

HI2thDoc's avatar

🎶Heeere on Epstein's Isle...

Krista Allen's avatar

I think I look forward to my Daily Claudia as much as the rest of your posts, Jeff. I know this day is hard for you but please spend it reflecting on the incredible love story you and Claudia experienced. It is quite clear that yours was truly one for the ages.