Movie script idea. Too depressing to actually be produced. "It's a Miserable Life." Hard pass. Because he, the main character, will not find redemption.
Right?! And WTF is up with all these filthy-rich fucks that always look truly miserable in every photo? Makes me wonder if there actually is a positive correlation between being a rubbish excuse for a human being, and the outcomes it produces? 🫠
It's in the high 70s here today. If I can't have snow on Christmas, I guess Pete nut-checking himself with a skateboard is the next best thing. Merry Christmas!
We traveled from Alaska to Kentucky to spend holidays with our oldest. So thankful, as it's been in the minus teens back home, so we've escaped the cold! Stay safe and warm!
hello fellow Hudson Valleyer... unable to upgrade to paid, but appreciate the opportunity to wish you and Mrs. Spouse a Merry 🎄 and a Happy 🥂... and to thank you for the daily dose of (in)sanity 🍸
We're starting our day with our holiday coffee and Baileys Irish Cream. It's cloudy and been raining since last night here in the Phoenix Valley. That is a perfect Christmas for us! Hope yours gets more Christmasy for you all!
Yes we do, and the mountains turn green with plants as opposed to being mostly brown and tan. Winter is when we get most of our rain, so springtime is beautiful with flowers. Thanks for asking!!!
Down the road in Tucson and the rain is welcome after such a long dry (for us) summer. The desert is sighing in relief and the flowers are already blooming ❤️.
And thank you Jeff - Mr Spouse and I take turns reading your daily dose of enlightenment to each other ...such a welcome respite from the orange stain. Enjoy your day 🥳
Ya gotta be freakin' KIDDING me! 😄😁😆.. He rage posted on Christmas Eve and all thru the night? I've never been to Shithead Social even once...so thanks for checking it out! I'd say that the 'cheeto messiah' is a FAIL!
I've posted a bunch of rebuttals and triggering junk and the app says something "Your truth was posted" but then I see no evidence anywhere. They've scrubbed the app of any post that sounds like "Epstein", "Crooks", "Racists", "Incompetence", etc. It's all the TRUTH, BABY!
Yes, I am so grateful to Jeff for listening and reading all the gibberish that spews from Metamucilini and transcribes for us so we don't have to go through that torture.
Yup, Pedo McCheeto must have had another Adderall fueled night posting on the throne. Hopefully he was visited by that ghost with the clanging chains as a reminder about how unholiday season like this vile creature really is. In the meantime, happy holidays everyone and thank you Jeff for everything you do to help keep us sane and informed.
Good grief, rage posting into the Christmas Eve night. Of course he was. Thank you Jeff, for not only shining a light into this dark period but also for your own ‘dark’ sense of humour which has helped keep me sane. Merry Christmas to you & Mz Spouse. As Charlie Angus here in Canada keeps reminding us ‘keep kicking at the dark until it bleeds daylight’.
Thank you for all you do, Jeff, and all you lovely commenters. I depend on you all for helping me keep my sanity. I hope to become a paid subscriber this year; it’s been a struggle. Happy Holidays!
I was busy preparing food, enjoying my family and watching Christmas movies. So while piggy is rotting in his skin, I had better things on my mind and heart!
A moment of honesty from me…curiosity got the better of me and I tuned into the K.E.N.N.E.D.Y Center awards the other night only to see how badly he fvcked it up with his “hosting” etc. Turns out he was easy to escape as he “hosted” from the Oval Office, introducing the honorees and then we saw him sitting with Melania looking bored out of their gourds 99.99% of the time with thee BIGGLIEST RESTING BITCH FACES imaginable. They are nasty, ugly piggies inside and out and I feel no sympathy whatsoever for either one of them. What a miserable way to live. If that was them enjoying what tRUMP proclaims to be what he loves (?) in theatre and music, I’d hate to see them watching whatever they don’t like. Pathetic 😵💫
Glee, and a tiny little morsel of sadness that he has gone through almost 80 years of life carrying around the heavy load of so many resentments, grievances and fears. Incapable of love because he was never loved (his dad was a cruel monster, his mom emotionally absent), I'd feel sorry for him if only he weren't in a position to make so many others miserable.
Among his rage posting he again vaguely threatened Stephen Colbert, but the best part is that the dotard didn’t seem to realize Colbert and the rest of the late night shows are in reruns this week.
I’m busy with my family today, so I’m staying away from my phone. I didn’t bother to read Jeff’s sentiments, or Trump’s delusional tweets. So I just came here real quick to watch “Alpha male manly man hits himself in the balls with a skateboard.gif” once through, and now it’s back to family.
Thank-you SOOO much for your daily posts. Your humor has gotten me through rough days. you and Heather Cox Richardson are the only two people that I read, current events wise. You are both outstanding. I wish you the best day of relaxing, and I wish you and the missus a wonderful new year ! I hope we ALL get what we want !
Finally able to thank you Jeff, for all your daily writings, from a Canadian reader. You have an ability to make us think deeply about all the evil being perpetrated but laugh too! That’s some gift. Happy Holidays to you and yours. Appreciate the open commenting today!! 🇨🇦
The LYING, INCOMPETENT, DEMENTED, AND BIGOTED FASCIST-IN-CHIEF, CHILD-RAPIST, CRIMINAL FRAUDSTER, LOSER, DRAFT DODGER, AND NAZI DICTATOR can’t even resist his insulting screeds on Christmas Day.
Right? Christmas isn't my holiday either, but I know what it's about. And I'm here with friends celebrating today. The cats haven't destroyed the tree yet, but the day is young.
It's just his personality disorders typing. And you can't really stop him from doing much, because a) he's never wrong, and b) with the dementia on the rise, the filters go.
I saw dementia do that to a few people over the years. It's not pretty, but it sure is better than dementia with evil on the side. 👀
Thank you for making me laugh in the face of hatred. Thank you for calling out the hypocrisy that surrounds us. Thank you for having the courage to be you.
It’s a moronic lie meaning that you’re kids go to school and little Johnny comes home an Juanita cause you know libs are grooming yada yada just tell ‘em fuck off.
Hi Jeff I just want to thank you so much for all of your commentary this year. I've had one of the worst years of my life with health stuff, losing my job and the ongoing trumpster fire that gets worse day after day. Thanks for the laughs, which has helped during this insanity.
Funny how us scum can feel happiness, joy, warmth, kindness, and fellowship and the bitter, angry, infantile criminal who some consider the anointed one from above cannot.
it fills me with glee that Preznit Fuckwit was up at 2am in Christmas Eve, rage-posting hundreds of times on his crappy app
All alone and crazy. 🙄
A rat in a gold plated shithouse
Great description.
Every bit as dishonest with himself as with us. A miserable life.
Movie script idea. Too depressing to actually be produced. "It's a Miserable Life." Hard pass. Because he, the main character, will not find redemption.
More apropos for Halloween but gold plated shithouse must be have ornamental crap everywhere and a chandelier.
Now don't be giving drumpf ideas about 'gold plated toilets,' or he will be shilling that shit to his maga cult members,
Right?! And WTF is up with all these filthy-rich fucks that always look truly miserable in every photo? Makes me wonder if there actually is a positive correlation between being a rubbish excuse for a human being, and the outcomes it produces? 🫠
Not even real gold. Everything about him is fake.
Do they make golf-leaf TP? 🧻 If so wouldn’t be surprised he’s got a few rolls…
Makes sense, because everything he touches turns to shit, even if it started out as pure gold.
Have a great day with Mrs. Spouse. Happy Holidays. It’s not very Christmasy outside but getting the day started with my holiday Bloody Mary
here in the Hudson Valley, it's supposed to start snowing tomorrow afternoon and not stop until Monday. that's a little too Christmassy for me
It's in the high 70s here today. If I can't have snow on Christmas, I guess Pete nut-checking himself with a skateboard is the next best thing. Merry Christmas!
I read Jeff on an iPad and I’ve never seen the video, only a still image. It’s too bad because it sounds like a really fun one.
It’s windy AF here in San Francisco a veritable Christmas Hurricane almost.
Our power just came back on in Redwood City. Many thanks to the hard working PE&E technicians.
It's windy and chilly down here in SoCal too. Roads into Palm Springs are still closed due to flooding.
Stormy last evening in Sacto but blue skies currently
Extremely windy and rainy out here in Fair Oaks just now, with blue sky and clouds just to the east, although it’s moving in a circle.
Austin, TX has been in the 80's. Ugh!
Howdy, neighbor! Bastrop County here.
Hello, Fellow Texan! Let's turn our red districts BLUE!!
Hi KP! Happy holidays!
A bit further north, Waxahachie for me.
Hello Waxahachian! Good to meet you!!
Hi y’all and Merry Christmas from Fort Worth! Turn Texas blue.
SW GA, too!
I know, seems like winter will never arrive in Palm Springs. We did get a bit of welcome rain. Nice.
San Jacinto likely got a bunch of snow. I can usually see it from my house; it's sunny here, but there are still clouds over that area ☁️☁️
A sparkling day in the Coachella Valley for a nice hike on the Bogart Trail or in the Big Morongo Canyon!
Love mt San Jacinto. And Palm Springs.
Chicago is pleasant too. Kind of dreary and gray but temp is comfortable.
But you have tge PCT beautiful deserts and houses
Wow that is concerning! But enjoy it while it lasts, maybe until 7:00 tonight and then it will be snowing? Never know in Texas...
Come to New Orleans. Foggy with high of 72.
One of my fav cities to visit; in fact, I was there just last month 😊
Got any marching bands and maybe a small parade today in Nawlins?
lol nothing planned today. Had some earlier this month. You never know though! Something can pop up at anytime in this city 😆
So, is it "Nawlins" or "New Ollinz"? I thought the latter
A bit nippy here in Vermont!
it works for this local yokul on volkl's!!
The snow just stopped here in central Maine and the sun is trying to come out. It’s a gorgeous Christmas morning. Picture perfect. Joy to all!
We traveled from Alaska to Kentucky to spend holidays with our oldest. So thankful, as it's been in the minus teens back home, so we've escaped the cold! Stay safe and warm!
I'm dreaming of a gray Christmas, just like the ones we always get, where the roads are icy, and walking's dicey, and all my clothes are sopping wet.
I'm dreaming of a gray Christmas, or rather I should say nightmare. There's a dank, sick chill in the air.... If you must go out in it, take care!
hello fellow Hudson Valleyer... unable to upgrade to paid, but appreciate the opportunity to wish you and Mrs. Spouse a Merry 🎄 and a Happy 🥂... and to thank you for the daily dose of (in)sanity 🍸
Seasons Greetings from a fellow HV resident! (Croton)
Still dark here on the left coast. Will be hanging with the grandkids today.
82 and partly sunny in Texas.
Maybe I’ll get to use the XC skis I got myself two years ago:) Sadly it will be slush by Tuesday.
Me and Mr Spouse spending a quiet Christmas just like you Jeff. The way I prefer it too!
Happiest of Holidays from snowy Vermont where we love it! 😉😀
It’s 64 and cloudy here in Obion County, TN.
We're starting our day with our holiday coffee and Baileys Irish Cream. It's cloudy and been raining since last night here in the Phoenix Valley. That is a perfect Christmas for us! Hope yours gets more Christmasy for you all!
We have nothing but wind and rain in NorCal. I like the coffee with Baileys idea. If I didn’t have to drive 🧐 . . .hmmm.
Koko I’m betting you get desert flowers afterwards am I right?
Yes we do, and the mountains turn green with plants as opposed to being mostly brown and tan. Winter is when we get most of our rain, so springtime is beautiful with flowers. Thanks for asking!!!
Thank you I have never timed it right to see it in person or it was so dry for so long, I hope that is over.
Yes! Rain here in the Arizona desert is the best gift we could receive!
Hey, AZ! Happy holidays from the West Valley! Also appreciating the rain, cloud cover, and lower temps over here.
It’s so lovely, right? And I just pulled this year’s Baileys out of my stocking! 🎄🤣💜
Down the road in Tucson and the rain is welcome after such a long dry (for us) summer. The desert is sighing in relief and the flowers are already blooming ❤️.
And thank you Jeff - Mr Spouse and I take turns reading your daily dose of enlightenment to each other ...such a welcome respite from the orange stain. Enjoy your day 🥳
Hmm. I like this Bloody Mary idea.
Let’s declare Sunday as a day of watching zero CBS, and for drinking Bloody Marys instead, until Bari Weiss is canned
Cheers to that!
Every day is a day of zero CBS for me.
Ya gotta be freakin' KIDDING me! 😄😁😆.. He rage posted on Christmas Eve and all thru the night? I've never been to Shithead Social even once...so thanks for checking it out! I'd say that the 'cheeto messiah' is a FAIL!
If Biden had Xittered a similar post even once, Jake Tapper's head would have exploded 🤯
I nominate Tapper's for worst "book" of the year.
Oh! You know it!!!
His other end is the one that exploded.
🤣🤣
It did explode into a disgraceful book.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've posted a bunch of rebuttals and triggering junk and the app says something "Your truth was posted" but then I see no evidence anywhere. They've scrubbed the app of any post that sounds like "Epstein", "Crooks", "Racists", "Incompetence", etc. It's all the TRUTH, BABY!
Curiouser and curiouser….no Truth allowed over there I guess!
Neither truthful nor social
It's social, but more like the syphilis-type social
👍👍👍
“Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”
-George Orwell
They didn’t say where it’s posted, maybe ‘notes’ or just a middle finger.
I've modified the words to "All Through the Night" to add a bit of music to your post:
"Sleep, my child and nightmares attend thee,
All through the night
Trump will rage treat, Trump will send thee,
hate through the night
Harsh, the dead pedo’s bestie is creeping
Through you house, while you’re in slumber sleeping,
But have no fear, for a vigil I am keeping
All through the night."
Arm yourself I recommend holy water and wooden stakes.
Will do!!
😄😁❤️💚❤️💚👍👏👏👏.. That's fabulous! Truly Amazing!
Brilliant!
💙 it
What a sad, sad, pathetic little pile of a person he is.
Chicago, I presume. Great to see you.
Chicago does not support him, which is probably why he's mad at Chicago. And Obama.
Well said.
Yes, I am so grateful to Jeff for listening and reading all the gibberish that spews from Metamucilini and transcribes for us so we don't have to go through that torture.
Yup, Pedo McCheeto must have had another Adderall fueled night posting on the throne. Hopefully he was visited by that ghost with the clanging chains as a reminder about how unholiday season like this vile creature really is. In the meantime, happy holidays everyone and thank you Jeff for everything you do to help keep us sane and informed.
I rather Like mccankles taco tits
Good grief, rage posting into the Christmas Eve night. Of course he was. Thank you Jeff, for not only shining a light into this dark period but also for your own ‘dark’ sense of humour which has helped keep me sane. Merry Christmas to you & Mz Spouse. As Charlie Angus here in Canada keeps reminding us ‘keep kicking at the dark until it bleeds daylight’.
Rage posting will be worse on NY Eve....
Of course he was.
Thank you for all you do, Jeff, and all you lovely commenters. I depend on you all for helping me keep my sanity. I hope to become a paid subscriber this year; it’s been a struggle. Happy Holidays!
I wish you a prosperous and healthy new year.
He has never known a moment of pure, honest Joy in his entire life! Happy Holidays, Jeff and Ms. Spouse!
For him the closest thing is when he is being a predator. Lock him up!
Have to wonder if his hardcore Rubes will ever get sick of the bile pie Dumpty dishes out every day. He is quite insane, you know.
'Tis Christmas and that creep so vile
Doth vomit out his vicious bile
Replete with lies so easily seen
Like polished turds to a golden sheen
Such wounded rage, so openly bitter
While posted from his gilded shitter
Wow, that is your best work yet. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Thanks. He gives all of us a lot of material to work with. Shit, I wish it wasn't so.
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 😁💚❤️💚❤️
👏 Good job 👍🏽💙🦋✌🏽
Fantastic
More brilliance!
I 2nd that! Merry Christmas all.
👏👏👏👏And today’s best reply of the day goes to…..HI2thDoc🥇!!! CONGRATULATIONS 🎉
I think a few of them really do hate it, but they love being in his orb more. He will eventually discard them all. Boo Hoo.
Oh yeah...just a tad.....😏.
Imagine it being Christmas and only having hate and a cell phone for companionship.
The Biggest Loser.
Just goes to show money and power don’t satisfy like love and compassion. Happy holidays to you and Ms. Spouse!
I was busy preparing food, enjoying my family and watching Christmas movies. So while piggy is rotting in his skin, I had better things on my mind and heart!
When he could be snuggling up with his affectionate wife. Hahaha, right!
She is just as evil and vile as he is. They are perfect for each other. Just the fact that she stays with him says everything about her.
A moment of honesty from me…curiosity got the better of me and I tuned into the K.E.N.N.E.D.Y Center awards the other night only to see how badly he fvcked it up with his “hosting” etc. Turns out he was easy to escape as he “hosted” from the Oval Office, introducing the honorees and then we saw him sitting with Melania looking bored out of their gourds 99.99% of the time with thee BIGGLIEST RESTING BITCH FACES imaginable. They are nasty, ugly piggies inside and out and I feel no sympathy whatsoever for either one of them. What a miserable way to live. If that was them enjoying what tRUMP proclaims to be what he loves (?) in theatre and music, I’d hate to see them watching whatever they don’t like. Pathetic 😵💫
Piggies are much better than them and really cute. How about a pair of Satans’s?
🤓🥳😀😁😆
Let's hope he enjoys his three Big Mac/Filet-O-Fish/McNugget Xmas meal. Grows strong cankles three ways!
Glee, and a tiny little morsel of sadness that he has gone through almost 80 years of life carrying around the heavy load of so many resentments, grievances and fears. Incapable of love because he was never loved (his dad was a cruel monster, his mom emotionally absent), I'd feel sorry for him if only he weren't in a position to make so many others miserable.
It's a conflict within me: feel sorry for him? rage against him? how to balance both?
I find myself feeling sorry for the three year old, the seven year old, but having no compassion for the old pissy man he's become.
Sundowning, no doubt.
He seems to be sundowning round the clock lately.
He’s doubled his speed intake and he’s afraid if he sleeps he will never awaken.
Hmm... Time for some lullabies.
Among his rage posting he again vaguely threatened Stephen Colbert, but the best part is that the dotard didn’t seem to realize Colbert and the rest of the late night shows are in reruns this week.
Happy Merry to all.
The Nutcracker! The best gift. Thanks for keeping us all sane and thanks especially for the terrific community you have brought together! 💙💙.
Merry Christmas Susan and everyone here!
Merry Christmas to the coolest people anywhere!!!
To the coolest of the cool Tess, Merry Christmas!
Merry and Happy to ALL!
Merry Christmas to you and family, Jeff. Thanks for all the great posts. I look forward to reading them every day.
I’m busy with my family today, so I’m staying away from my phone. I didn’t bother to read Jeff’s sentiments, or Trump’s delusional tweets. So I just came here real quick to watch “Alpha male manly man hits himself in the balls with a skateboard.gif” once through, and now it’s back to family.
Yes! The nutcracker crack made me almost spit out my coffee laughing! 🤣 🎅🏽
With the music: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1163744692219223
Hear hear!!! We are so fun and funny!! 🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣
Thank-you SOOO much for your daily posts. Your humor has gotten me through rough days. you and Heather Cox Richardson are the only two people that I read, current events wise. You are both outstanding. I wish you the best day of relaxing, and I wish you and the missus a wonderful new year ! I hope we ALL get what we want !
Thank-you again, for all that you do ! 🥂
Jay kuo of the status Kuo is also worth reading
Yes, he has been recommended to me. I will def check it out !
I know what I want for Christmas: taking the time machine back to Erie, Pennsylvania, where DT didn't turn his head and it all worked out well.
I am very excited to spend the day in quiet solitude as well; I love having zero obligations to go anywhere.
Oh, yeah...sweet peace and freedom!
merry christmas Jeff and to everyone here in this crazy community where we all help keep each other pointed towards sane!
Finally able to thank you Jeff, for all your daily writings, from a Canadian reader. You have an ability to make us think deeply about all the evil being perpetrated but laugh too! That’s some gift. Happy Holidays to you and yours. Appreciate the open commenting today!! 🇨🇦
Merry Christmas Uncle Jeff and Ms. Spouse!
The LYING, INCOMPETENT, DEMENTED, AND BIGOTED FASCIST-IN-CHIEF, CHILD-RAPIST, CRIMINAL FRAUDSTER, LOSER, DRAFT DODGER, AND NAZI DICTATOR can’t even resist his insulting screeds on Christmas Day.
His Christmas message is so Jesusy, isn’t it?
I'm more Jesus-y, and I'm atheist
I’m Jew(ish) and I’m WAYYYY more Jesusy!
Right? Christmas isn't my holiday either, but I know what it's about. And I'm here with friends celebrating today. The cats haven't destroyed the tree yet, but the day is young.
Preach!
So to speak 😂
And someone allows this man and his minders a phone to post that crazy crap thinking it’s perfectly fine.
I'm not sure that he even writes that crap. Maybe it's just generated by a hate machine and put out into the world?
Probably … a nazi hate machine named Stephen Miller. 🤢
The pride of Santa Monica, in the way one is proud of an anal wart
Lmao! Thanks Steve 😆
I believe it him his ‘style’ is ha d to miss and who else posts all night?
It's just his personality disorders typing. And you can't really stop him from doing much, because a) he's never wrong, and b) with the dementia on the rise, the filters go.
I saw dementia do that to a few people over the years. It's not pretty, but it sure is better than dementia with evil on the side. 👀
Holy shit!
Happy Holidays to you and Mrs Spouse!!! Thanks for your daily dose of what we need.
Thank you for making me laugh in the face of hatred. Thank you for calling out the hypocrisy that surrounds us. Thank you for having the courage to be you.
Merry Fucking Christmas.
All of this! ❤️💚
Happy Holidays and thank you for all your work and support for our community. And thank you Mrs. Spouse for sharing Jeff with us.
And what is Christmas without the nutcracker suite... That was coffee spewing perfection!
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and pizza on earth, good well to men
I'd ask everyone to explain what "Transgender for everyone" is supposed to mean, but I don't think I want to know.
Our day will be spent quietly; we'll see family in the New Year.
It’s a moronic lie meaning that you’re kids go to school and little Johnny comes home an Juanita cause you know libs are grooming yada yada just tell ‘em fuck off.
Pretty much. Our eldest has gender dysmorphia and wishes they could get the medical treatment they are supposedly giving kids for free.
Well, as they say, not that there's anything WRONG with that, but....
Hi Jeff I just want to thank you so much for all of your commentary this year. I've had one of the worst years of my life with health stuff, losing my job and the ongoing trumpster fire that gets worse day after day. Thanks for the laughs, which has helped during this insanity.
Can't "like" your comment, but sending a wish into the universe that the upcoming year will reward you with health, peace and prosperity.
Big hug, Tina! I hope 2026 treats you better. 💖
So many of us are struggling -- you aren't alone. Wishing the best for you and everyone in 2026.
Merry Christmas! Love from one radical left scum!!
Funny how us scum can feel happiness, joy, warmth, kindness, and fellowship and the bitter, angry, infantile criminal who some consider the anointed one from above cannot.
Well said!
Bah Humbug to Drumpf & his phony cohorts!
Merry Xmas to all Tiedrich fans
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄