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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shitβ€”

"Ex-Trump adviser John Bolton pleads guilty to mishandling classified documents"

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czxqwg4nrvlo

John Bolton fucking sucks, but he got a raw deal.

Wendy The Druid πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ's avatar

Look Jeff. Ted Leiu called Trump out as Terminally Ill. Like he is being treated for Terminal Illness. And the even more delicious part is that apparently the Rep has receipts.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-trump-is-terminally-ill-rep-ted-leiu-can-prove-it

If Ole Ted and prove it, then I wanna watch.

Lieu's point was sharper than a punchline: a senior clinician at NIH reportedly used the FDA's compassionate use pathway β€” the door you open for someone with a terminal illness β€” to request an unapproved obesity drug, retatrutide, for an unnamed 79-year-old. The president is 79.

Stakes:

The mechanism: Compassionate use exists so the dying can try what isn't yet approved. Invoking it raises a question the public has every right to ask.

The timeline: From "perfect health" memos to canceled signing ceremonies, the official story has thinned to tissue paper β€” and yesterday's cancellation was reportedly leverage to ram through the SAVE Act, a bill that could disenfranchise thousands of trans voters and married women.

And the response? Not a doctor's letter. Not a page of bloodwork. A communications director typing "b**ch" into an official statement like a man losing an argument with his own reflection. Truly the wit of a damp gas station hot dog. They had every tool of the modern state and reached for the one in the sandbox.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Any news that a certain newly turned 80-year-old is dying would be met with responses of "not quickly enough."

Joyce's avatar

And, "is it contagious and can Stephen Nosferatu and JustaDick Vance catch it NOW?"

HI2thDoc's avatar
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Don't forget Kegsbreath, Krazy Eyes Kash, dullin' Mullins, Homan the Toeman, Howie Nutlick, Soybean Scott, stuffy Duffy, Keebler Kevin Hassett, of course Russ Don't Let Them Vought, definitely Todd "What Epstein Ranch?" Blanche

HI2thDoc's avatar

There are many others of course, such as The Griftzard of Oz, RFK "My Parents Probably Regret Naming Me Jr." Jr., Sec of Ag Let Them Raise Their Own Chickens if Eggs are Too Expensive Rollins, Linda "A1 Will Take Your Job" McMahon, Doug "Windmills are a Security Risk" Burgum, Big Shoes to Fill Rubio, Susie "What Files?" Wiles, Loose Cannon Bannon, Human Printer Harp, and let's not forget Karolying Leavitt

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Perfect naming! Thank you.

George in Atlanta's avatar

Nicely done, Doctor. Props.

Evelyn Freitas's avatar

I’m picturing it as the β€œ Ding dong, the witch is dead” scene from the Wizard of Oz.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I’ve said that every time

Stephen Brady's avatar

The terminal diagnosis would be Pulmonary Hypertension which is worsened by his obesity and a diet which should have been lethal before now. Explains his cankles and rapid deterioration.

T L Mills's avatar

Pulmonary hypertension is ultimately terminal, but with new protocols and care, doctors can extend life up to ten years beyond what the life expectancy was a few years ago. I almost cried when I read that.

DrBDH's avatar

Maybe that decade was 2016-2026

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

But not with Trumps habits and he’s not gonna change.

Cheri Collins's avatar

In his case only - Nooooooo!

George in Atlanta's avatar

The operant word here is 'can'. Let us say that the co-morbidities are lined up like sandwich fans in a New York deli. One customer at a time, take a damn number.

Wendy The Druid πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ's avatar

I cant argue with that call.

It's just surprising that he is still ambulatory and able to compile SOMEWHAT rational thought.

P123Sunny's avatar

Idk his Dr said he’s totally β€˜buff’

George in Atlanta's avatar

Buffed like a polished turd.

I'll see myself out.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Pass the word: Keep his stress levels HIGH at every turn!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Interesting story about the unknown 79 year-old and retatrutide.

I’ve read that it’s not advised for patients with heart disease.

Maybe it could put him out of our misery?

Joyce's avatar

MS-NOW had a whole segment a couple of days ago about this gifting of an as-yet-unapproved drug to a single 79-year-old male patient--after there was string-pulling and pressure from the administration......The discussion panel leaned toward the hypothesis that the patient was Donnie Demento.

HI2thDoc's avatar

JFC, if the FDA can do that, wouldn't it be easier, not to mention much better for the world, just to give that decrepit loser some smart pills?

Crystal Hartley's avatar

How do we know they didn't try that first? I suspect that the barriers to smart pill effectiveness were too strong.

KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

He must be taking the smart pills already because he's aced that very challenging "intelligence" test a few times now.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Maybe this is a sign that Trump currently has an incurable disease or maybe it's just Trump's doctors lying because someone told Trump about retatrutide and now he wants it and nobody ever says no to Trump.

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Most likely scenario.

arne link's avatar

The thing is, it's an obesity drug. Is he that desperate to lose weight? Why not us GLP1 drugs that are widely available. Anyway, I DO hope that karma will soon work it's magic. C'mon little clot, you can do it! Go, Go, Go!

AuntTeeFa's avatar

arne writes the forward for new big kids book

The Little Clot Who Could

Kim Steeves's avatar

I know, I'm cheering for the clot!!! Go little fella, Go!

Stephen Brady's avatar

As much as Donnie talks about 'the fat shots' I think he has already failed one or more. Retatrutide also gets the glp-1 receptor, but also hits 2 more receptors involved in the appetite and weight loss cycle.

Cathy Wray's avatar

Arne, yes, go go go!!

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Read that Wegovy hasn't worked for him. But then, Wegovy doesn't make you NOT like Big Macs, according to my brother, who takes it.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I would love Ted Lieu to be President. One of the smartest, mot prepared members of Congress

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Not in my life-time. He is smart and tenacious. Buttigieg is smart and competent. But the Trump voters (Republicans and those who don't like "others") will put another Trump in office before competence and intelligence.

Tonya Browning's avatar

I pointed this out yesterday!! I want to know what’s going on.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Don't get me wrong: the idea of a Fuckwit terminal illness makes my day. But I personally think Lieu is jumping the gun here. Rump could warp "compassionate use" into anything he decides it means. As in, "I want it, so hand it over." Also, the drug he's suspected to have gotten is billed as a weight loss medication.

I'm not saying that Rump doesn't have a terminal illness; he very well might. I simply think Lieu's "proof" is a real stretch.

Troll Slayer's avatar

And yet Shitler can fill the bathroom of his roach infested golf motel with top secret documents and skip away unscathed. Go figure

Kay-El's avatar

From 18 to 1 is better odds that he won’t face actual prison time. I’m not sure if I care though. Yeah, Bolton is a critic now, but he was still part of the shit brigade in Trump 1.0

devourerofpancakes's avatar

It's still wrong for the DOJ to go after someone just for being critical of Trump. I want Bolton to pay for his real crimes.

Robert Eckert's avatar

It was under Biden that the DoJ started looking into it. They seem to have considered his technical violations to be not worth the time, but of course the Trump DoJ revived the case. Bolton does in fact appear to be guilty as charged.

SethTriggs's avatar

Ugh...well we know it's okay for the moldering fool to spirit them away to his bathroom.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Whatever Bolton absconded with to write his boring book (his own notes from meetings) pales in comparison to the numerous boxes of highly classified docs paraded out of the WH by Trump and stashed in his crapper. That massively intentional security violation was shot over the horizon by a loose Cannon. Jack Smith must be sadly shaking his head, again.

P123Sunny's avatar

Or, in the words of Michael Fanone:

β€œThe Leopard Finally Came For John Bolton's Faceβ€œ

DebJS's avatar

Probably the only thing keeping them from likewise prosecuting Joe Biden is the presidential immunity ruling (and to avoid challenging whether it's retroactive).

Hey, Katie Phang is also a lawyer! She knows what she's doing.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Do not make me defend John Bolton, oh my god i hate this administration!

TCinDC's avatar

James Comey sucks, too (he eighty-sixed Hillary), and same thing. Over sea shells.

Kate's avatar

And too bad he didn’t have a fangirl judge in his back pocket to bury the case

Gloria J. Maloney's avatar

It was probably one of those "gamble-your-life" deals where you think your best bet is to plead guilty and take the deal.

Sue Munda's avatar

Well, we’re officially a nazi country.

Kate's avatar

Everything tRump Touches Dies aka ETTD

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Dangling a naked four year old over his face keeps bringing him back from near death. These doctors got it all figured out.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

This fat little fucked boned a couch

And the couch screamed foul and yelled OUCH

A dumbass JD

Thinks he'll win

Ah, fuck it. I'm too damn tired to come up with a limerick but fuck that bearded cheesy fuckstick and his whole fucking army of douchewad fuckfucks.

HI2thDoc's avatar

A for effort, pal. This cadre of corrupt, evil fucks is exhausting us and the entire world. It's part of their strategery

HI2thDoc's avatar

The six white supremacists of SCOTUS

Rule for the agenda of POTUS

Their open bigotry is not latent

With racism this blatant

They should be now known as SCROTUS

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

SCROTUS racists handed Nosferatu a victory by ruling that half a million people from Haiti, Syria, and 17 other countries on Shitler's Shithole list must be detained and deported back to their country of origin within 45 days if they held Temporary Asylum status and have stayed long-term. So another blow to the economy and to human rights.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Yep. Supreme Court Racists of the United States. What a relief to the wingnuts that their cats and dogs will now only be eaten by our own GOP-caused poverty stricken folks

Cheri Collins's avatar

Spot on! No pun intended

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Excellent! SCROTUS -- a saggy, lumpy, wrinkled SCROTUS.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Nixon's not a. . .wait

Nice couch you got there mister

Can I try it out?

Frank Nuts's avatar

Frosty, for all your stellar work you deserve a mulligan now and then. We’re behind you all the way. We’re all sick and tired of all this bullshit too. We understand. We all need a break

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Hey, Frank. Thanks for that. We all do need a break, don't we? They "flood the zone" so we become sick and tired and fatigued and don't want to fight back against them and their illegal bullshit. Have a good weekend and take care of yourself.

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

If jd BOWMAN isn't careful, he'll be paying CHILD SUPPORT for two SIDE CHAIRS.

cablecargal's avatar

One of your best! Scared the cat with my cackling!

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Thank you cablecargal!

Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Aw, Frosty....tell us how you REALLY feel!

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

Nah. I'll keep it to myself.

San's avatar

Yes we’re all getting very tired of constant bs

Peter's avatar

Vance proves once again that any fool on a DEI scholarship can get a law degree from Yale and not learn shit, ya know like Thomas, Alito and Kavanaugh. He doesn't seem to understand that comparing Donnie to Dickie is just showing us all how fucking criminal it is that Donnie hasn't been dragged from the Oval and shoved into Leavenworth's darkest hole.

Crystal Hartley's avatar

JD might as well have said, "hah! When it comes to crimin' our administration makes Nixon's administration look like bunch of amateurs!"

Susan Niemann's avatar

"β€˜sir! sir! if you don’t resign pronto, we’re going to impeach your criming ass. sir!’"

<snort> 🀣🀣 I remember Watergate like it was yesterday. I was amazed and read everything I could get my hands on.

"Go fuck a couch". Dear god...when he tries to run for President, JD will be laughed out of the room. Whatta tool. An empty suit.

LOVE the pics today...you guys look so happy! ❀️ Have a decent weekend everyone.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

And the MAGA alternative -- Marco Rubio -- is nearly as bad.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Widdle Marco, you bootlicking simp

Why such fealty to that mean blimp?

The Sultan of Snooze

Makes you wear oversized shoes

You're the exemplar of a whipped wimp

Susan Niemann's avatar

HA! Excellent! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

The trouble with both Vance and Rubio is that they fail to possess that powerful he-man qualities MAGAs imagine they see in Trump.

Daniel M Kimmel's avatar

The trouble with Rubio is that he sold his soul for power. It's as if he doesn't believe in anything any more. As for Vance, he never had a personality to begin with -- he's not quite as expressive as Chance the Gardener.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Vance will be stamped forever by that video showing him too indecisive to select a doughnut ("Whatever make sense" was his response). Plus, the eyeliner won't play in Podunk.

MAGATs weren't the only ones to get Trump re-elected. It was also the hundreds of thousands of Dems and Undecideds who couldn't stop fucking their own couches long enough to vote for Kamala.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Whatever makes sense....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I will never forget that!

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

This is a the weakest field of candidates I've ever seen from a political party. It's so weak that when the Washington Post did its recent "presidential contenders for 2028", the Republicans had only two frontrunners and the "second tier" was a joke. They have no "second tier."

If I was a duck's avatar

And when the bar is already set so low widdle Marco won't even trip over it in his grifted Trumpshoes, that's either not saying much, or telling us a whole lot.

Robert Eckert's avatar

The second Nixon administration is a mysterious, 18-and-a-half month gap in our memory.

Susan Kemp's avatar

I see what you did there.

Mary Greenwald's avatar

Not mine. August Ninth is circled every year in my newest Calendar. I watch "All the President's Men" just to hear the typewriter at the end punching out the names and prison sentences of the Nixon Elite.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Tremendous movie. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

MargaretT's avatar

I remember Watergate also, and how upset most people, including a few members of Nixon's administration, were regarding his illegal activity. If Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, I wonder now if our sense of honor would be higher, though we've sunk so low now, so maybe not...

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

I can’t tell if it’s stupidity, ignorance, or a total lack of self-awareness and seriousness, butβ€”like you and I imagine most of us feelβ€”the idea is to just roll the dice, hoping (like Alito and Thomas obviously believe) that they are so entrenched in power that they can serve up shit sandwiches and no one will be able to do anything about it.

I’m hoping they’re mistaken.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

At some point the Supremes should be investigated for collusion and charged with a crime if it warrants.

Stephen Brady's avatar

They will just declare that they are possessed of some kind of innate immunity which they reached into Alito’s ass and pulled out.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

This would required a Nuremberg type court comprised of legal reps from other countries.

Susan Jane's avatar

Can we dare to dream?

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

I believe the International Court is watching very closely. Everybody around the world are shaking their collective heads in unison on all of this.

Joseph Luongo's avatar

And will the verdict be appealed up to the….wait for it Supreme Court? We’re still fucked.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

By our Democrat-led Congress.

SPW's avatar

What Democrat-led Congress are you referring to exactly??

devourerofpancakes's avatar

The one we hopefully have after the midterms.

Jan Moon's avatar

I'd like to know at what point the six black-robed arsonists set fire to the Constitution.

Joyce's avatar

At least Sotomayor's dissent touched enough of a nerve that Alito got all piss-bitchy about it and had a tantrum.

Cathy Wray's avatar

I love it when that bitch Alito gets his feathers ruffled. Someday, hopefully soon, KARMA will come for him.

Jeanne Leduc's avatar

And his fucking wife, too!

Susan Jane's avatar

He's so NASTY and gets all flouncy in his robe.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

I totally believe the good judges who are in the minority will testify to help condem them as well as judges in the Federal System. These bad decisions affects all of them and us.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

One can’t help but wonder if these people believe that the fix is already in.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

There is no question in my mind, several of them are on the take. Roberts, Alioto and Thomas for sure.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

One of their wives is a grifter, one a hatefilled bigot, one so crazy rightwing I’ve a friend who lived across the street and his parents warned him to avoid that family.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

Props to Katie Phang. We will get those files open one way or the other.

Miselle's avatar

I am amazed that considering all the hands that have been on those files, NOBODY has leaked anything. That is really peculiar to me and I wonder what kind of veiled threats they have been given

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devourerofpancakes's avatar

I don't now. Epstein surrounded himself with very powerful people.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Phang has a finely honed killer's instinct and we need more o' that among journalists. The judge mentioned release of a "torture video" -- what the actual fuck?? Anyone who received a copy of that Epstein produced snuff film is criminally complicit.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

Katie Phang is not letting go. I support her 10000 percent

Jane's avatar

Katie is super smart and awesome!

Cathy Wray's avatar

If repugs won't do it, the next Democratic administration will free the files. And most of the administration will go to prison.

Susan Kemp's avatar

Maybe, I think it’s possible the shredders are humming even as we speculate. Ever since the Epstein inquiry in congress started, I’ve heard pundits saying that they thought trump knew what was going on, but didn’t think he had participated. Even without the E Jean Carol verdict, he had so many accusers plus the Howard Stern confession and Access Hollywood tape. I always thought he was a slimy creep, even back in his NY tabloid days, and wouldn’t put anything past him. There are no depths to his depravity.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

…..And there is no depth to America Stupidity. It’s a special kind of DUMB!

arne link's avatar

Lord hear our prayer.

barb's avatar

One can only hope.

Mike Hammer's avatar

JD, the penultimate shapeshifting grifter still looking for relevance. Trump should be kinder to him since he said Trump was like Hitler.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

Yep, in trump’s mind, being compared to Hitler is a good thing.

Joyce's avatar

He must have preened in pride--"Someone finally noticed!"

HI2thDoc's avatar

He said that before his shapeshift into No.1 Ass Kisser

HI2thDoc's avatar

The phony and creepy Vance

Did not even rate a glance

From Qatar's prime minister

JD is too sinister

For giving that couch no chance

Susan Niemann's avatar

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jane S.'s avatar

You and Claudia lived the most photogenic life! Every photo you share is situated in a glamorous resort or your sophisticatedly jumbled mix of books and papers or in a meadow where the sun shines especially for you. I know you've said that finding perfect olaces was one of her superpowers, and i just wanted to be sure you know I see it. πŸ’—

Frank's avatar

Katie Phang is also a lawyer.

Jennifer Dyke's avatar

The absolute audacity and stupidity of J.D. "Dick with Ears" Vance basically saying Nixon didn't really do anything worth even a 10 hour news cycle (let alone be impeached) just galls me to the core. Every time any of these Trump regime freaks open their mouths, nothing but shit flows out! That asshole isn't anywhere near old enough to have a real opinion on that whole mess, regardless. What history book is he reading to come up with his idiotic analysis?! What a ginormous twink!

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

Compared to Trumps daily crime spree, what Nixon did was nothing!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

For real. Try being a history teacher leading high schoolers through watergate today.

Cathy Wray's avatar

I would really hate trying to teach history to MAGA styludents. They're probably like their nasty parents.

Robert Eckert's avatar

There are cases which utterly consume a nation's attention for years, and then get brief attention or none in the history books because they are too complicated to explain: Watergate is in that category like the Diamond Necklace Affair and Dreyfus Case from France, or the Tichbourne Claimant from Britain.

CA Productions/Carol Ann's avatar

It must be impossible. Some of the kids must view him as some kind of super hero who never gets caught or goes to jail for all his Crimes. I think it why a certain amount of White Males view him that way.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

My kiddo just laughed at Nixon's crimes* because they pale compared to Trump's open grift and fraud.

*I doubt they are taught in quite the full glory they deserve. There is only so much time.

SethTriggs's avatar

When everyone remembers that Jizzy Divan is a rented propagandist who simps for billionaires, all of this makes sense.

RenΓ©e Appell's avatar

But how are his book sales going? Does anyone know? Or give two squirts of piss?

Betsy L's avatar

Reviews were so bad that Amazon and Goodreads shut down the reviews feature on their sites for the book. It was most likely trolls, and Amazon said it was going to set it up so that only actual purchasers could write reviews. I don't think that's going to help much. I don't think the sales figures are very good, and the few professional critics I've read have said it's terrible.

HI2thDoc's avatar
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Kyle Kulinski on his YouTube explained it. When O'Reilly or Don Jr or any right-wing BS factory puts a book out, a conservative think tank or the RNC will buy up a buncha those shitty books and then give 'em away to the cult zombies. The author then gets to crow about "writing" a NYT best seller. The gullible rubes get a freebie, the author gets to brag. Win-win, but a loss for truth and ethics. This from the WaPo published on April 16, 2021: "The GOP's big bulk book-buying machine is boosting Republicans on the bestseller lists"

Paula Dean's avatar

Word! Every single positive response to the works of these soulless, talentless, grandiose liars who sell pure fiction in the guise of autobiographies, or other 'behind the scenes' accounts, is either paid advertising - which they claim is a critical review - or, like the movie 'Melania', shows sales that are really only mass purchases - usually made by those organizations who need a favor...or many favors(looking at YOU, Bezos). Nothing is ever genuine with these slimy worms.

I have, however, heard great things about the new 'Regime Change' by NYT reporters. I am going to buy the kindle version shortly.

Angie Longenecker's avatar

I didn’t know he had a book. Another β€œHillbilly Elegy”? This one entitled β€œcouchfucker goes to Washington”.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastardπŸ’™'s avatar

His latest Opus Horribleus is how his conversion to Catholicism makes him a better, smarter Christian than Da Pope.

arne link's avatar

I pray that God will smite him for insulting the pope.

HI2thDoc's avatar

If there is another printing of Elegy, the new subtitle will be "One Man's Incredible Journey From Second Hand Sofas to Brand New Living Room Furniture."

SethTriggs's avatar

β€œHe Got Off (on) The Couch.”

Sandy's avatar

Huzzy Divan! *snort* 🀣

Paula Dean's avatar

"Slutty Sofa"

"Easy Easy Chair"

"Loose-morals Cushions"

"Randy Recliner".....this is fun!

Sandy's avatar

That was β€œJizzy”, autocorrect. Get it right.

Paula Dean's avatar

I thought you meant "Hussy"!

Heather Horning Mohr's avatar

Demonstrate! Yes, we can. Use the anger! Make signs that read from afar. My current ones have voting information. I give them away to young people and make new ones again. I’ve had to overcome my own fears and inertia to get out there and do it. The worst that has happened is drive-by rude comments and the finger from a window.

After ICE committed murder, I went to Denver and joined in the protest, even though I was tired and under the weather. My new sign in blood red said ICE KILLS. A woman came up to me and she was crying. She said she was doing some work in Denver but lived in Minneapolis. She said, β€œThank you for doing this. We feel so alone there.” We hugged each other and it made MY day. All the demonstrations that week made a difference.

arne link's avatar

We used to get those big truck burn outs. Not now. I guess gas is too ecpensive.

Vee Cross's avatar

Not only has Katie Phang put in the work, she put fears of personal safety aside in the name of democracy. I know many of us struggle with wanting to do the right thing but hold back for fear of how far this regime is willing to go to silence us. Literal murder is on the table, so the idea that people will go all out, like you Jeff, and lay it on the table every day of the week, is a Godsend. Thank you for your dedication and putting in the work as well. Even while deeply grieving you take the time and effort to remind everyone every contribution matters. Now that I've written all of this, I would nominate you for sainthood, but my own research on the janky six-fingered bot informed me Jews don't have saints. So I vote we nominate you for your own Pulitzer instead.

Lorraine Lawson's avatar

I appreciate the daily dose of Claudia. It helps cleanse my mind of all the crap going around!!

Karlene Escriba's avatar

I agree and look forward to seeing them every morning πŸ₯°

Mark Slattery's avatar

But Vance has a point: Nixon's crimes pale in comparison to trump's

Joyce's avatar

JustADick Vance only proved that, in comparison with him, Donnie Demento, et al, Nixon's list of crimes is practically quaint. Not a winning point, JustADick!