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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

this just in, literally while I was in the middle of writing this post

"Mike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the serious domestic abuse allegations against him."

https://x.com/kylegriffin1/status/2084975238194864229

because of course he does. I'm surprised he'd even heard about it

devourerofpancakes's avatar

When someone says the parties are the same, point to Salwell and Platner and the other abusers we kicked out. Compared to the opening arms of the GOP.

HI2thDoc's avatar

The Democrats forced Al Franken to resign from the Senate because he mugged for the camera in a sophomoric and inappropriate way, FFS.

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

Before he was in office. I’m sure when he was at SNL he did a lot of inappropriate things but not actual crimes like these abusers. I wish he hadn’t resigned. What he did was NOTHING compared to the heinous things these men have done. He broke his baby’s collarbone!! That’s a “family” matter? Sounds to me like a CPS matter.

Linda Weide's avatar

Sounds like a "Big House" matter.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Tweeden was used by Roger Stone to torpedo Franken.

Linda Weide's avatar

Actually, resigning for sexually harassing is appropriate. Just because he modeled appropriate behavior does not mean the Republican non standard should now apply to Dems. I am in a country right now where politicians still resign because of scandals. That is not a part of the Republican party credo, where they seem to still have a seat for Mitch McConnell, even though we don't really have proof of life.

Irascible Ink's avatar

And I'm STILL pissed off about that. "Look how pure we are. None 'o that boys will be boys in OUR party".

Like a Republican gives a single goddamn fuck.

rlritt's avatar

I know. In the dictionary of English idioms under "shoot yourself in the foot" they have a photo of the Democratic mascot.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Absolutely. Franken was replaced without the benefit of any investigation with a warm do-nothing butt who knew her place. The Democratic Party panicked and lost a strong, articulate voice who was extremely energetic and informed. The leader of the Faux Me-Too oust, Sen. Gillebrand, permanently lost the trust and respect of millions, including women.

HH Mohr's avatar

Donny always mugs his stupid face.

arne link's avatar

That was wrong. They should have supported him.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

That sure feels like a million years ago

Frank's avatar

There more allegations than just that photo. Tweeden claimed Franken forced an open mouth kiss on her. Several women claimed he had been a little too friendly in photo ops. But these allegations all paled in comparison to what had been leveled against Trump. Franken should have had a hearing. I will never forgive Gillibrand for the way she railroaded him out of the US Senate.

rlritt's avatar
2hEdited

And watch the Republucans laugh. There is reason why they control all branches of the government. They do not divide themselves over their differences. They speak with one voice and even if it sucks, they do it to win. And sadly it works.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

II tend to think that evil people make better offensive strategists than decent, honorable folks. Good defensive strategists, like Churchill and Eisenhower, don't automatically let the enemy set the rules.

Bonnie Council's avatar

That's because (and I'm convinced of this) the evil offensive strategists know how to lie so much better than anyone else. It just comes naturally for them.

Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

There are several reasons the Republicans currently control all branches of government. Racism, misogyny, and Citizens United are at the top of the list, but the ineptitude of the Democratic leadership is right up there.

rlritt's avatar

You're 100% right. But the only thing we can change is improving the Democratic party, but thats clearly not happening.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

This country needs a complete tear down and rebuild, it’s disgusting!

rlritt's avatar
14mEdited

I hear you. Yes, that would be great. But, I've lived in other countries, and they say same thing. Everybody wants something they're not getting

Joyce's avatar

Exactly. For the Democratic Party, such behavior is to be condemned. For the Republicans, it makes the candidate even better for office: as they say--it's a feature, not a bug.

Punkette's avatar

Ugh, Jeff. The Preacher is more concerned about protecting his razor-thin majority in the House than protecting a woman and her daughter from a confirmed serial abuser and lying misogynist. It’s so fcked up. The entire House is up for re-election in November. Time to fire every last Republican, including Holy Mike.

rlritt's avatar

Exactly, and it works. Thats why they have an adjuducated rapist in the White House for a SECOND TERM! And destroying our government.

Kay-El's avatar

It’s so very WCN

Bonnie Council's avatar

Holy Mike should be the first to go. It's only because the rest have his backing that things have gotten as bad as they are. He's evil to the core.

Cwalker's avatar

Here is the tiniest sliver of hope in this shit storm: the district Miller is in has of course been gerrymandered by the OH State Rethuglicans, but it’s not a solid red area. And there is a decent chance he will lose. Moreno has to go as well, and his attack on Fauci didn’t do him very much good either, at least in Northeast Ohio, which is solidly blue.

rlritt's avatar

Don't worry the Democrats will probably run two candidates now that they split into the Democrats and the Democratic Socialists. The Republicans are laughing their asses off because they cannot believe the Democrats are really this stupid. A majority of the country gave the Republicans 3 branches of the government and half the Democratic party thinks its because they are not far left enough. Voters dont vote for a conservative candidate because the liberal candidate is not liberal enough.

US Blues's avatar

Establishment Dems are center-right, and progressives are literally sick and tired of a Republican-lite party that hasn’t done jack shit for anyone except for Bibi. Get over it.

Cyndi's avatar
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And center left Democrats who get off the couches and work their asses off for any Democratic candidate would like the whining DSA to decide if they are or are not part of the big tent, which they joined because there aren't enough of them to win on their own.

We don't need litmus tests or mudslinging. We need coworkers.

Make up your minds. I for one am tired of being forced to listen.

rlritt's avatar
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Who the fuck cares about Israel. I live in America. There has been fighting in the Middle East for 60 fucking years. It will NEVER end. I dont vote for someone based on what they think of Israel. Haley Stevens was a four time state rep because she got the garbage picked up and kept the lights on. That's what pols are supposed to do.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Abdul was and is absolutely the very best candidate that Michigan could ask for. And I’ll definitely return to knock on doors for him because those 15,000 votes that made all the difference, I believe, was a direct result of 40,000 doors we went to

US Blues's avatar

If you lived in Israel, you’d have universal healthcare.

rlritt's avatar

And with hard working Democrats we may get that someday after our foot heals from constantly being shot.

T L Mills's avatar

Thank you...I was going to reply but couldn't think of a polite way to refute.

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Exactly, his obstinance will be his downfall. Here comes the blue wave.

Joyce's avatar

I'm sure Holy Brother Johnson endorses the general Rethuglican view that it's a "family matter"--which translates to, "He's got a gun, right? He can take care of this himself."

Linda Weide's avatar

Mike Johnson does not want Max Miller to blackmale him about having sex with men either.

arne link's avatar

Absolutely. That guy is gay af. Being gay is not a crime, just own it and be free.

rlritt's avatar

Well, Mike is all about family values, which means you hide all the dirty laundry in the basement laundry room and have the family put on a happy face. Thats the Christian Way.

T L Mills's avatar

💀💀💀🤯🤯🤬🤬💀💀💀

Celine's avatar
2hEdited

So back to the good old days when whatever happened behind closed doors was between a husband and wife and no one should interfere with the "sanctity" of the family.

I'm sure any number of state and local proposed laws are going to start being proposed in earnest to end laws against DV. They'll be couched in the language of the Judeo-Christian sanctity of the family, religious freedom, a right to privacy, and the governmental overreach of I truding into a home, etc.

Cheri Collins's avatar

I lived in those “good old days” growing up, and have a crooked nose to prove it. Told my teenage friends I bumped into a wall at night. Just like my friends who got hit in the face with a ball playing softball. Uh huh.

T L Mills's avatar

Yup...watched my mother lie to my grandmother (her own mother) that she "...ran into a door" while my younger sister (who was still home at the time) told me that she was lying and that my stepfather had hit her. A few years later, after that SOB had passed away, I had my mother come live with me and she told me that it was "her fault" because she had "...provoked the argument.". I immediately contacted a domestic violence awareness group and arranged for her to go to a few meetings and asked that they suggest some books about the subject that I could pick up at the library.

It took more than two years to de-program my Mom's guilt that her own actions had brought my stepfather's ire upon her and my sister. ARGH! How I despise and loathe bullies and drunkards who project their own anger, self-hatred and feelings of inadequacies by lashing out at others--especially women and children!

Rick Illes's avatar

"I'm not really familiar with those allegations"

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

For the "leader" of the house to be unfamiliar with what's happening in his own party is both ludicrous and disingenuous.

arne link's avatar

Ok, that's pretty funny

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Holier than thou micky, the devout christian, supports a wife abuser. Of fucking course😡😡😡😡😡😡

Julia Fogg's avatar

How very Christian of Holy Maggot-Mike

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Progressive Abdul El-Sayed will win Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary, CNN projects"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/04/politics/live-news/primary-election-michigan-virginia?post-id

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Well, Jeff, let's rest easy. Michigan last night was fucking amazing.

So let's review the fucking tape: the establishment dumped roughly $65 million into stopping Abdul El-Sayed — AIPAC alone kicked in north of $30 million for Haley Stevens — and a former county health director who talks about rent and insulin like a normal fucking human being beat all of it. Sixty-five million dollars. You realize that's not a campaign, that's a hostage negotiation, and the hostage said fuck you. The best part, it's not a fluke. 6 days from now Wisconsin votes, and Francesca Hong — a line cook from Madison, a dues-paying democratic socialist, polling 38 percent while Tony Evers and every Serious Person in the state huddled around David Crowley — is the frontrunner for governor in the state Trump carried by less than a point, and the consultant ass fuck class has spent twenty years explaining that this can't work. turns out you just have to say Fuck you loud enough for them to hear it.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-the-blue-wave-is-happening-for-fucking-real

Mark Slattery's avatar

I would happily vote for a democratic socialist over a fascist pedophile. Every time!

Steve in SoCal's avatar

I would happily vote for a democratic socialist over other types of democrats. Every time!

Tess's avatar

I LOVE your comment that starts: “Read them in a row…..” and the rest of your comments in every post!

rlritt's avatar

How much money did the Republican establishment give to El Sayed? Because his being the candidate is the only way they win. In a state wide election, the polls show Stevens, the Democrat, winning by 10 %. The same poll shows El Sayed losing.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

That is a pretty Republican thing to say, RlRitt. You think because a Democratic Socialist runs that automatically means that the Democrat loses? Thats a pretty fucked up opinion to have. And Zofran Mamdani would disagree with you. But maybe you thought that he shouldnt have won the NY Mayor election.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

"Here's ten reasons why this is bad for the Democrats"--numberless hacks, and of course The Divine Miss Bari.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Bari Weiss, what a joke

So consumed with anti-woke

That she destroyed CBS News

To stop factual views

And instead blow fascist smoke

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Most excellent Sir..

SethTriggs's avatar

McCain's Law is also Cruise Control for Cool (and Clicks!)

rlritt's avatar

Which means that that senate seat will be lost to the Republicans. It has been solidly Democrat but polling shows El Sayed loses to the Republican. Stevens would have easily beat the Republican. But for some reason the Democrats, who have held that seat for years are sick of winning. I hate to say it but I wonder how much money the Republucans are giving to split the Democratic Party vote. That's the only way we can lose after Trump.

Leu2500's avatar

There were 3 candidates on the ballot: El Sayed, Stevens & McMorrow. McMorrow dropped out, but too late to have her name removed from the ballot & early voting might have already started.

El Sayed won with less than 50% of the vote/by 14,000 votes. McMorrow got 61,000 votes. If she had dropped out before the ballot deadline OR if MI had ranked-choice voting the results might have been different.

rlritt's avatar

I didn't realize that. So the Democrats really got the shady. The Republicans are probably thrilled. I bet they crossed the line and gave money to Sayed

HI2thDoc's avatar

Patton and MacArthur would have kicked his draft dodging ass all the way to Berlin

Joyce's avatar

I like that Donnie Demento is standing between Patton and MacArthur: that way, they could pummel him from both sides. I suggest someone talented in AI make a short video of that.

Cathy Rady's avatar

a punch to the kidneys would be nice to see

or even a hair noogie or a swirly

I'd even considered a wedgie, but that would get really stinky

Lairbo's avatar

Why is "MacArthur" wearing sergeant stripes on his sleeve?

HI2thDoc's avatar

And why are "Patton's" epaulets red? Is he in the Soviet army? From the pictures I've seen of him, that guy doesn't look like Patton to me. And notice that fatfuck outranks both of them.

T L Mills's avatar

Yes, and Trump has a bazillion campaign ribbons (gag) and is a 4 star general where Patton has one star on his red epaulets and MacArthur is a two star. Fucking AI slop and the fucking asses who create such repulsive images for Trump to preen and soothe himself with.

Richard's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

T L Mills's avatar

Patton alone could have done that...together they might have kicked his disgusting, sorry ass all the way to Tokyo and back.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

They're not just crapping the bed, they're flailing their arms and legs and making shit-angels.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

I won’t be able to unsee that image for the rest of today. But it’s very funny!

Maria 🇮🇪's avatar

Ha Brilliant Richard. Shit angles indeed!

Leu2500's avatar

You won the internet today.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

First thing I’ll do with my newly-won internet is kick out a bunch of Trumptrolls wailing about Sharia law. Howling like muezzins, ironically.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I was with an 83 year old woman yesterday who is practically giddy that Republicans are winning in NE Missouri. She admitted to me that she lost her relationship with her daughter who is an attorney because this lady is for Trump. This lady is also religious (of course she is).

When this is all over, someone needs to do a psychological study on why people like her just ignore all this depraved, sick behavior. American society shows its ugly underbelly every time they ignore a murder on the street, or yet another Republican beats his wife or has gay sex.

I hate it here.

Tess's avatar

Agree Susan…I can’t wrap my head around why all these republicans (who believe in religion) love the trump fucking liars! ….sigh……..

Joyce's avatar

As long as he and President Nosferatu Miller abuse the ever-loving shit out of people with brown or black skin, those religious cult members will always cheer for the GQP: the party of hate.

US Blues's avatar

It’s because religion teaches them NOT to think.

Susan Niemann's avatar

And it definitely doesnt teach them morals or decency. A big reason I'm not a fan. The hypocrisy is mind numbing.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Bingo! Complete abdication of personal responsibility is rule #2.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Authoritarians are very tribal. Very easily propagandized. Very cool with Dear Leader owning the libtards. And totally unable to think critically.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Hallelujah that the rethugs are gonna cut mah socialism securitee and medicare!

T L Mills's avatar

yeah, I'm excited. Already my SS doesn't cover the bare cost of living plus some medical bills. I'm convinced they want all us "unproductive" seniors to up and die.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

I agree with you, Susan, but I know some Repugs (they’re also elderly) and all they watch is Fox “News”, which means they have no idea this stuff is even happening. It’s not that they’re ignoring the sick behavior. They don’t know it exists!

Cyndi's avatar

They've chosen not to know. They choose to only watch Fox, after all.

Cheri Collins's avatar

The information is readily available, though. I don’t accept that excuse.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

I don’t accept it either, Cheri. But I’m not going to start an argument with my husband’s 85-year-old aunt, who is a sweet person otherwise, just a devout Catholic and a lifelong Repug voter. I don’t want to be responsible for her having a heart attack. When we get together with her, my husband and I know to avoid talking politics.

HI2thDoc's avatar

She may be a single issue voter, which as a Catholic is probably abortion. Single issue voters are a big reason this shit has been allowed to go on for so long.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Only if they look for it and open their minds

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

I think part of the reason is that their news source is fox, and they are not getting the stories we do until they blow up, like the Minnesota murders, and then they listen to fox tell them what to think. It’s really hard to understand and accept how many people fit into this category of stupid.

Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

Exactly! Well said. I’ll never understand why so many Fox viewers accept every word as the gospel truth.

T L Mills's avatar

(in a comment to Ms Nieman's comment about the giddy happiness of a religious 83 year old woman) I'm okay with men--and women--having gay sex. Having sex isn't the issue; it's the hypocrisy involved in being a gay Republican politician.

And I really hate it when they can't be or refuse to be honest about their identity (whether it be from peer or societal or political pressure--doesn't matter) and thus open themselves up to blackmail because of the hypocrisy of a party that can't accept that human sexuality comes in a hundred plus flavors.

george  campbell's avatar

define " religious ".... in their daily life , do they humbly sacrifice many things for the good of others ? Seek to help people of good will ? Jeff calls them God botherers-totally accurate .

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff.

And Mike 'lil' Johnson just wants to see how this all plays out, because scalding water, a gun to the head, and child abuse all mean nothing to the GOP when they have a razor thin House majority, and those tax cuts for the wealthy aren't going to extend themselves, the Epstein Trump Maxwell child trafficking files aren't going to hide themselves, and the millions of people who aren't going to kick themselves out of access to healthcare.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

Break a kid's collarbone: 👍

Drag-time story hour: 👎

Marian Vitale's avatar

The party of family values sure has a lot of "family issues."

HI2thDoc's avatar

Conservatives dissemble en masse

To lie without care is so crass

They defend cheaters and losers

Adulterers and abusers

"Party of family values" my ass

Robot Bender's avatar

They always have. They view their wives and kids as property to do with as they please.

Mark Slattery's avatar

Imagine, Bernie Moreno was silent while his daughter and grandchild were being abused because he was afraid to admit he likes hooking up with men.

Steve in SoCal's avatar

That's the only part of the story that didn't fucking suck - - if consenting adults want to smoke some pork, have at it

Susan Niemann's avatar

Smoke some pork.

😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏

Sheila Riley-Callahan's avatar

I miss Barak Obama. Period.

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

That reminds me of the photo that I saw online of a sign that someone was holding at a No Kings rally that said, "Obama When Are You Coming Home? The Babysitter Is Weird".

I love that sign.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Shitler demolishes the WH East Wing and the majestic front lawn to lay down an ugly helipad. Fox News and the GOP: "But Obama built a basketball court!"

Susan Marleau Whelan's avatar

God forbid he should do something that remotely resembles physical activity.

T L Mills's avatar

OMG, like walk through the grass? Of course he's not wearing his precious Florsheims, but doesn't he do at least some walking through or on grass when he golfs??? FFS. Oh right, he's one who will drive his little golfie cart right up onto the green (VERY bad golf club manners for anyone else!!!) so he can alight and signal to have his caddy drop a ball conveniently close and then fake-win his own club trophy. No wonder Twumpy hates himself--where's the satisfaction of that non-accomplishment??? And he's had a lifetime of such non-accomplishment. Jeebus how effing sad is that?

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Calling allegations that a man held a gun to his wife’s head and fractured his baby’s collarbone a “family matter” is one hell of a way to advertise your family values. Miller is entitled to due process, but “let the family work it out” isn’t due process. It’s the language people used for generations to look away from domestic violence. Funny how the party obsessed with getting government into everyone else’s bedroom suddenly discovers the sacred right to privacy when the allegations involve one of their own.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Calling it that would be laughable if it wasn't so awful and disgusting. I call that behavior criminal, and although I am against violence and am a law-abiding citizen, if my daughter and granddaughter were hurt like that I would be looking for my baseball bat. And would need to hold my wife back first.

Cheri Collins's avatar

You and me both, Doc! And I’d swing for the fences!

HI2thDoc's avatar

I would hope that my better instincts would triumph. I always marvel at the families of victims of horrific crimes who let the law and due process handle the issue, which is how it should be in a well-ordered and enlightened society.

rlritt's avatar

Sadly they will probably both be reelected.

Joel S's avatar

As requested by Jeff T, "everybody in this story fucking sucks"

EVERYBODY IN THIS STORY FUCKING SUCKS BIG TIME!!!

Including the lying, fraudulent, racist, scumbag, grifting, con artist, piece of shit who is presently occupying our White House.

Ann Anderson's avatar

"It's a family matter" means I'm not going to let Miller's problem affect MY re-election. The GOP has devolved into a club for the empty and pathological. Take a good look at any photo of Miller. The eyes are dead.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Max Miller is another GOP thug

And the party reacts with a shrug

They have zero quarrels

With being shitbag immorals

For them it's a feature, not a bug

rlritt's avatar

Sadly that is true. Republicans are all about winning no matter what. That's why they control the government.

DrBDH's avatar

“Everybody in this story fucking sucks…” except Emily Moreno.

Blue Witch's avatar

The GOP hates women. It's really just that simple. GOP voters and electeds have zero respect for their mothers, wives, daughters, and other female family members. The GOP makes this disgustingly obvious, especially in reference to the Epstein matter.

Todd Blanche has now assured all the GOP women-haters that he'll implement forced birth policies a la Dobbs on all fifty states.

VOTE, dear ones. Women, please VOTE. Allies who are men, please VOTE in the forthcoming midterms.

No one should be surprised: when a political party's standard bearer is an adjudicated rapist, the whole of the GOP is similarly rotten.

Angie Longenecker's avatar

Holding a gun to someone’s head is not a “family affair” it’s a criminal act called “a felony”.

So surprised Mickey Mike doesn’t know that (sic)!!

I hate these people more each and every day.

Angie Longenecker's avatar

Also to note that getting into every woman’s uterus is not a family affair (much less a woman’s business) but calls for rendering a legislative position, including imprisonment, by a whole platoon of men.

Tess's avatar

Your first comment: “everybody in this story fucking sucks” IS 100% TRUE (until we get to the beautiful friends Claudia and Kathy!). What the hell is this country coming to-a bunch of damn liars, pedos, suck-ups….well…you get the idea! I absolutely hate the gold shit he is putting all over the country! Well…at least some elections came in opposing his choices…..let’s hope it continues!!! I’m rambling…..Have a nice Wednesday to all!