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Mark Twain once said: “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.” This is no longer up for debate.

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I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed! And then I remembered these fucking idiots are on our payroll....

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They have clearly not learned to live by the phrase, "It is better to remain silent and be thought foolish, then to speak up and remove all doubt."

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Coast to coast AND international dumbfuckery from the Rethuglicans. This is the best they can do?

And in the last month, the dozens of bills they've submitted at the state level are all about restricting voting, damning anyone who is not cisgender, subjugating women, and unravelling our entire education system. Not ONE MOVE nor ONE BILL designed to *help* the Average American family. Not one!!!

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Mar 1, 2023·edited Mar 1, 2023

What an embarrassment to every thinking man, woman, and child. Our founding fathers are spinning in their graves.

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The grift that keeps on giving.

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Pendejos!!!

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Come on Jeff... reading arithmetic is really tough stuff... Just ask Madge or Emperor Angry Doreto or BoBo, or little Mattie, how does Mattie balance his Venmo account? BTW a better question is where is Nestor, Mattie’s 20 something charge.... inquiring minds are concerned about Nestor..

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What a lede. Keep that first graf in your scrapbook, bro.

And thank you.

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Republicans’ long held paranoia that the government is out to get them leads them to vote for people they don’t think are smart enough to screw them over. These dimwits are the result of that paranoia.

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Thank you Jeff for my morning chuckle!

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These "representatives" are only obstructing legislation, while their brethren who comprise the SCOTUS majority are busy overturning bipartisan Congressional laws and replacing them with legislation that would have no chance to ever become law through the democratic process. Moreover, the SOTUS majority's law are violative and are violative of our Constitution.

For example, the current SOTUS overruled Roe, so that women and families had more reproductive rights while the Constitution was being written than they do in Red States today?

To achieve this result the "historians" on the Court refer to periods of time that our Founders expressly found repulsive and sought to ensure aren't repeated by making freedom of religion from State interference unconstitutional. They also prevented, with the 4th Amendment, a right that would forbid the government from incentivizing the harassment and spying by citizens on other citizens illegally. The Texas abortion law violates both of these amendments, as well as the 13th and 14th amendment. Reversing fundamental rights is tyranny not freedom, liberty, or democracy. The current Court has shown itself to be reactionary, radical, ideological and religiously driven, lousy historians, and terrible handicappers. Think gutting the Voting Rights Act and DeSantis winning Florida by .04% the first time around and how redistricting, voter suppression, gerrymandering, and excessive money in politics changed the result by 20 points! DeSantis raised over 20 times what Crist raised.

https://link.vanityfair.com/view/5bd67a0224c17c1048027239ia212.up/ccaf5a44

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We seriously need these people to go away the majority of us do not want them representing us they don't represent us and they're awful nasty people

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