MAGA men sure do love to abuse women

in Trumpworld, being a sexual predator is a feature, not a bug

this is Little Donny Fuckface’s ‘senior advisor’ Jason Miller. his morals are as misshapen as his head.

in 2018, Jason was cheating on his wife and his mistress with a third woman, and he ended up with a bit of a pregnant second-secret-girlfriend problem, which he is alleged to have solved in a novel way:

Delgado claimed that Miller had drugged Doe with an abortifacient drug, by blending a pill into a fruit smoothie. The ensuing controversy caused him to leave his position as a political commentator on CNN. In the suit, Delgado requested that Miller undergo a psychological evaluation, because she alleged that she was told the story by a Republican lobbyist.

how clever, Jason! good for you — that’s really using your watermelon-shaped noggin.

well, Miller’s been back in the news these days.

Jason Miller, one of Donald Trump’s longest-serving and closest political aides, is once again in the broiler.

The long and salacious saga of his extramarital affair with former Trump political aide A.J. Delgado took a sudden dark turn on Wednesday, when she sued her ex-boss in an explosive lawsuit that now describes his predatory relationship as rape.

Jason Miller still has his senior advisor job. in Trumpworld, being an abusive dickhead is a feature, not a bug.

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Ryan Fournier is the co-founder of Students for Trump.

Ryan’s angry. he’s angry because colleges are too damned liberal. he’s angry because trans people exist. he’s angry that gay people have rights.

know what else makes Ryan Fournier angry? his girlfriend — and it’s been alleged that he has a fun cool way of expressing that anger.

The co-founder of a popular young Republicans' group, Students for Trump, was arrested and charged with assault last week, court documents show.

Ryan Fournier, 27, is accused of grabbing a woman’s arm and “striking her in the forehead with a firearm,” according to a magistrate's order filed with North Carolina's Johnston District Court. He faces two misdemeanor charges: assault on a female and assault with a deadly weapon.

before you pass judgement, folks, remember what the NRA wisely counsels: guns don’t beat up women — right wing psychopaths beat up women.

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those annoying-as-fuck Hitler-quoting busybodies who call themselves the Moms for Liberty love to point their fingers at anyone they don’t like — drag performers, teachers, librarians — and call them sexual predators.

turns out that these Moms should have been pointing those fingers a little closer to home.

Florida Republican Party chair Christian Ziegler is being investigated by the Sarasota Police Department, Ziegler's attorney, Derek Byrd, confirmed.

Byrd did not say what the allegations were, but in response to a CBS News question about the charges, the Sarasota Police Department sent a heavily redacted police report that mentions an accusation of rape and sexual battery that allegedly took place on Oct. 2 in Sarasota.

Christian Ziegler, it should be noted, is not a drag performer. nor is he a teacher or a librarian.

what Christian Ziegler is, is the husband of Bridget Ziegler, the co-founder of Moms for Liberty.

oopsies!

once again, every conservative accusation is actually a confession.

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and then of course there’s the Republican Party’s God-Emperor For Life, Donald John Trump.

Donny’s already been found liable for rape, and he’s been credibly accused of sexual assault by at least 24 other women — including this heartwarming tale of domestic bliss:

The part of the book that caused the most controversy concerns Trump’s divorce from his first wife, Ivana. Hurt obtained a copy of her sworn divorce deposition, from 1990, in which she stated that, the previous year, her husband had raped her in a fit of rage. In Hurt’s account, Trump was furious that a “scalp reduction” operation he’d undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife’s hair, and then forced himself on her sexually.

does any of that hurt Trump’s standing in the Republican Party? fuck no! if anything, the losers who worship Donny love him all the more for it. sexual abuse is more loathsome behavior from Trump that they all not-so-secretly wish they could get away with, too.

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which makes it all the more infuriating that out of the clear blue what the fuck, the Washington Post is now telling women that they have a responsibility to date Republican men, for the good of their country.

no, seriously.

This week the Washington Post editorial board crawled forth from its reactionary offices in Jeff Bezos’ butt to chastise liberal women for refusing to marry conservative men.

really, Washington Post? seriously? we’re still doing this in 2023, telling women to shut up and stop complaining and do what’s best for the patriarchy?

free clue, WaPo: there’s a reason that nobody wants to date these abusive shitheads. can you guess what it is?

we turn to our old friend Martina Hill for a final comment: