They are all miserable. We are all miserable. That is what MAGA stands for. Misery Accepting Ginormous A--hole!
I have a new Trump management idea. It is for Dems to balance the carrot with the stick and throw Trump some praise from time to time. I think everyone can praise Trump for screwing over the Red States as much as he is doing to the Blue States. Remember California's fires. Fires and floods is what the Donster is going to be remembered for in his second term, like in his first term Covid took over people's minds, and people got tired of the constant frightening chaos.
Some Americans have short memories about what living in constant chaos is like. I imagine that this time around MAGAs are in part turning on Trump over the Epstein files, because it sounds more legitimate to complain about that conspiracy than to complain about the fact that the person they voted for is doing exactly what is written in Project 2025, which none of them have bothered to read. Nowhere does it say save the Red States from all of the trouble we are going to cause. Now they are learning that FEMA Is not going to rescue anyone, they better have the local funds to do that.
VAFO Vote And Find Out! We can praise him for giving citizens in Red and Blue states equal opportunity to die from natural disasters. We can praise him for having the right economic priorities with our federal tax dollars that we are letting him fund. There are three:
1) billionaires
2) the military
3)ICE
I only want to pay state taxes. My state has a big enough GDP to take care of me. Let someone propose this and try to get bipartisan support. No Federal dollars coming anymore.
All of the Billionaires dollars going to them in the form of tax cuts and business subsidies.
All of the military dollars going to private companies that make military equipment
All of the ICE money going to make all of our products more expensive as we have to pay for them, but the people picked up and put in prison will be used as slave labor and the people who employed them before will be paying the private prisons to employ them because Jim Crow and slave labor is where it is at.
Instead, countries like Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Switzerland mostly pay local taxes and not so much federal. They are not miserable. They get into the lists of top 10 places to live and most happy.
Sweden has a national 25% GST on quite a few things (groceries are largely exempt, though). When I lived there, I paid 37½% national tax on my income, and 1% local. The other Nordics are also not that big, and I suspect such things are organised similarly there.
Those things being said... The people are not hard to get along with, and they tend to be very egalitarian. The environment is very clean, even in & around Stockholm. Medical care is MUCH cheaper and easier to obtain than in the US.
Winter is a good time to use that 25 or 30 days paid vacation to escape the snow and lack of daylight, if those aren't your thing. Summer anywhere in the Nordics is pretty fab.
Gods, they are dumb. They want him to release the files so badly, yet they somehow manage to avoid considering that he might be in them. Then further failing to understand he won't release the files because he is, in fact, in them.
I was hoping for more cannibalizing within the cult, that is something I won’t lose hope for. Let heads roll, they would like it too that’s what cults like because it’s in style permanently due to being successful means you have done it, it’s all part of the game they play, walking over corpses.
Wendy, I will take a slice of that irony-so-thick-you-can-cut-it-with-a knife, but I'd serve it in a garlicky pool of sycophancy sauce with a side order of hibachi-grilled hypocrisy. And a nice Chianti.
Bet he does! Contrite and subservient to the Boss. "I'm sorry Sir! I was wrong. The Epstein Files don't exist. Just as you said." There's no honor in Trump Mafia Land.
Life is strange, if you live long enough. I watched The Birdcage with the Estimable Robin Williams last night. It is a film that I have always enjoyed. It's clever, funny and sweet. I realized that particular film would never be made today. Times change.
Carole King and Gerry Goffin wrote a song titled, “He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss).” The original was recorded by The Crystals with noted misogynist Phil Spector producing. It was covered by The Motels and Hole. Carole King has said she regrets having anything to do with writing it.
I’m thinking Bongo will show up for a little while yet. He’s got more ground work to lay with his followers before he makes his exit. Doing a podcast is sooo much easier than actually working in DC. He needs to make his escape before it’s proven (even to MAGAts) that he’s an incompetent boob. Of course WE’VE always known he’s an incompetent boob.
Maybe Kash will have a sternly worded Zoom call with Danny Boy to clue him in that Dear Leader is backing Blondi for now, and he’d better get his square, bald head into the office.
I would bet that he spent the day walking around wearing cool sunglasses, flashing his FBI badge in various places, and trying to get free meals in restaurants. But once he realized that it just won't work this way, he went back home crying to his pillow, blaming it all on the Biden administration of course.
Kristi Noem's appearance on ABC seemed like an evil kind of surreal. I have been speaking almost with my son who lives in Austin. People in Austin. and in other areas near the flood zone, are reminded daily through local news sources of how many people are still missing, of those who survived, and of those who didn't. The rains in Austin did not sweep people away, but they flooded streets badly. enough that some people abandoned their cars. Residents there probably feel more intensely connected with victims of the flood farther south. And then, to see Kristi Norm on ABC yesterday, wearing a plastic face devoid of emotion or care, was chilling. Her eyes glistened a bit.. didn't buy it. It was all sound bites and excuses.
I took my 12 and 13 year old grandsons to lunch the other day. Because their paternal grandparents are MAGA, and my daughter and SIL avoid them, I always talk about what a dipshit taco trump is. The 13 year old said, “he’s a horses ass.” I told him yes, he is, but that’s also an insult to beautiful majestic horses everywhere.
I have two grandsons the same age and both of their households are MAGA. They know all of the talking points! So Grandma just uses logic because they're smart enough to think on their own still.
My daughter told me I haven’t crossed any lines. My grandsons are wise beyond their years. They even know classmates who identify as gay or nonbinary. Here’s to the Alpha generation!
I've observed my grandjoys. They range in age from 11 to 20 and I am so very proud of them.
They're quite happy in a world where everyone doesn't look like them, think like them, worship like them, share all the same interests or first language, play the same sports or video games...you get my point hopefully.
I don't know if that's DEI initiatives in school or if it is attributable to a natural openness to differences and experiences that comes with childhood.
Somehow too many adults in our country seem to have lost that.
May the children lead us out of this dark wilderness.
And with those lips that even make a horses ass look better, you got face of someone who only a mother could love. In Dump's case, maybe not. In the meantime, Krusti's epic FEMA disaster can't be overstated. She was too busy playing cowgirl dress up for her phony ass portrait than taking care of the thousands of people who were in harms way of this disaster. Do crimes against humanity apply to this very heartless act of cruelty like the Florida Auschwitz? We can only hope.
The horses are insulted, their asses are insulted, and as for non-MAGA fuckups down through the ages who have been legitimately called horses asses, well they’re insulted too
An old campaign “slogan” I learned from my grandparents: A horse’s tail is long and silky. Lift it up and you’ll see Willkie.” Although Wendell Willkie was committed to social justice to some extent, which would have him booted from the GOP today.
Love this! We need to keep showing our young people that not every "older" person is a bigoted, racist, sexist asshole, and that we truly DO want diversity, equity, and inclusion for all people as well.
The really sad part is she did it without a concern and bragged about what a great response team she's the leader of. The woman is such a practiced liar.
That quality is a necessity to be in this regime. They all lie constantly, with a straight face. Even with a shit eating grin. Like that Hassett asshole.
Those have to be heavy! Gives me a headache thinking of all the hours, on our dime, getting hair and makeup done daily to lie to our faces. Smug. ___ fill in the blank.
Trump's brilliance: Make a terminally vain non-achieving asskisser the director of a multibillion dollar federal agency, someone who executes deportations without a notion of what "habeas corpus" means and who thinks a $100,000 cap on urgent, disaster expenditures is not thinking like a backwater rube. Par.
Sadly—actually criminally negligent—it wasn’t her policy to cancel; rather, it was ours. The children paid a heavy price for prejudice and decisions spanning years, not just the last moments. So ICE Barbie Coplays, the world crashed in around her.
He really loves hisowndamnself and what he sees in the mirror is not what we see his parents must be so fucking proud, I think he’s still in the closet soon it will be cosplay with him anything but reality.
Jeff, this read like watching a dumpster fire in 4K—if the dumpster were FEMA, and the fire was started by someone mistaking cruelty for competence.
The fact that Kristi Noem gutted emergency response mid-crisis, then strutted out to brag about it like she deserves a disaster management trophy, is almost too on-the-nose. Like satire gave up and just printed the transcript.
Your rundown isn’t just scathing—it’s a case study in what happens when cosplay governance meets actual suffering. Phones ringing off the hook while Noem fumbles the budget like it's a cattle pageant is a perfect snapshot of spiritual rot in red, white, and performative blue.
And that quote from Kerr County? Peak irony. Rejecting sirens to own the libs, then drowning in silence. We’re not watching policy—we’re watching theology.
Thank you for turning rage into clarity. Keep throwing matches at the gas leak.
From what I saw locally (live right outside the Kerr County line), the woman who was advocating to refuse Biden’s communist money, is also anti-vaccination and lost her husband to Covid.
She was filmed in front of flower lined (fence) shrine going on about how tragic the flood caused so many deaths.
As a lib throwing the money away really owned me? That is so one step into the insanity zone logic of predicting the conspiracy theory that instantly comes from pure kindness. It is the MO.
Having traveled through those towns and witnessed the propaganda on their TV's I can tell you it is like the twilight zone. These people have been isolated for decades and fed lots of propaganda from Fox News, Newsmax, and Evangelical fear-mongers. They are literally living in a different world.
I lived in the New Orleans area back in '05 when Katrina struck. I watched in horror as people who sought shelter in the Superdome and Convention Center begged for water and food in the sweltering heat. My heart broke as I watched the Parish President for St. Bernard Parish (working-class county where the hurricane made landfall) literally crying and begging the federal government for assistance days after the storm. Then I saw Bush finally leave his ranch in Texas to go to John McCain's birthday celebration and a campaign rally in AZ before finally offering any assistance. I saw him meet with the GOP governor of MS and exclude the Gov of LA and mayor of NOLA--both Democrats, mind you. Then Bush made his famous, "Doin' a heck of a job, Brownie" to the inept FEMA director (who got the gig because of his connections to the Bush family rather than his background in emergency management).
The 20th anniversary of Katrina is next month and I live in North Texas. What I'm seeing out of Kerr County shows me that things have gotten much worse in those two decades.
Krista: There is such a clear historical repeat of Rs come in, mess it all up, debt through the roof, tax breaks for the rich, services cut for the working, then Ds come in, clean up the mess with balanced budget, rinse, repeat, lather....
And Americans don't think the Dems are cleaning up the mess fast or good enough sooo ....they vote the right wing back in again. Each cycle the RW grows stronger cause they've given themselves hugh tax breaks & then have the balls to decry ANY Dem spending....and we are here now in this hellscape
"apparently Donny is now some kind of Artist-Philosopher King. he’s Toulouse Fucking Lautrec, hanging out in the cafes of Paris and sketching deals." 😂😂 I see him wearing a beret over that nasty ass hair piece.
Seriously..the shameless, outright lying these people do is off the charts. Krusti... no, the entire gang... is appalling in every way. Question is, will America/Texas EVER wake up. 🤦♀️
Mr. Compassion. Just the guy I want to manage a crisis. If FEMA is not going to help us during crises then why are we paying taxes? If a red state can’t get immediate help from FEMA, what’s a blue state to expect. Buckle up people, we don’t have a government anymore
I don’t want to know what this illegal illegitimate administration says or does; I want to know how we are going to remove them as soon as possible, using the rule of law in the constitution. That’s what I think you should be focusing your attention because we know everything they do is stupid and everything they do is illegal
Now you’re talking about absolute power and they have it. I love your idea and you are right but that is a battle that we should have but piece buy piece, what at battle it would be.
GLENN: I am with you 100%! I don't want to be wasting time on why this is happening, there will be time for that later on. Goal now is to get organized and move on - not sure who can coordinate all that. I lived through a coup d-etat (1960, Turkey).
If we focus on removal; throwing shit at them everyday at the same pace they throw their BS everyday, then we can force them to focus on our removal process instead of gaslighting us everyday.
Dunning and Kruger had a kid and he is sitting in the Oval Office playing with the contents of his diaper. It is no wonder he hires simpleton psychopaths like Krusti Gnome.
Don't forget that beyond incompetence, these choads are willfully cruel and malevolent. That's why they've signed on and sold their souls to this corrupt, lying bully
Tony Schwartz (born May 2, 1952) is an American journalist and business book author who is best known for ghostwriting the 1987 book The Art of the Deal, which was credited to Donald Trump.
And twice (45 & 47) we have elected the Farting Dildo. We need to stop describing the spider tumor, surgically remove it, and begin radiation and chemotherapy on this fucking three ring circus run out of a clown car!!
That is such a worthy and important cause. I’m sad to hear that it is your sister who has gone around the bend. I’ve lost an older uncle and a few friends.
It truly is, Arne. I’m not by nature a vindictive person, but I just can’t deal with these people getting ramped up watching Fox, and screaming in my face! We all need to find peace where we are able.
anyone want to bet on whether or not Bongo Danny Bongino shows up for work today
God, I hope not. Danny already said how HARD this job was. That his poor wife was miserable. Maybe it's because she's married to him. 🤷🏼♀️
That was Danny, not Donny. Where is Stormy when we need her?
Right...Danny.
They are all miserable. We are all miserable. That is what MAGA stands for. Misery Accepting Ginormous A--hole!
I have a new Trump management idea. It is for Dems to balance the carrot with the stick and throw Trump some praise from time to time. I think everyone can praise Trump for screwing over the Red States as much as he is doing to the Blue States. Remember California's fires. Fires and floods is what the Donster is going to be remembered for in his second term, like in his first term Covid took over people's minds, and people got tired of the constant frightening chaos.
Some Americans have short memories about what living in constant chaos is like. I imagine that this time around MAGAs are in part turning on Trump over the Epstein files, because it sounds more legitimate to complain about that conspiracy than to complain about the fact that the person they voted for is doing exactly what is written in Project 2025, which none of them have bothered to read. Nowhere does it say save the Red States from all of the trouble we are going to cause. Now they are learning that FEMA Is not going to rescue anyone, they better have the local funds to do that.
VAFO Vote And Find Out! We can praise him for giving citizens in Red and Blue states equal opportunity to die from natural disasters. We can praise him for having the right economic priorities with our federal tax dollars that we are letting him fund. There are three:
1) billionaires
2) the military
3)ICE
I only want to pay state taxes. My state has a big enough GDP to take care of me. Let someone propose this and try to get bipartisan support. No Federal dollars coming anymore.
All of the Billionaires dollars going to them in the form of tax cuts and business subsidies.
All of the military dollars going to private companies that make military equipment
All of the ICE money going to make all of our products more expensive as we have to pay for them, but the people picked up and put in prison will be used as slave labor and the people who employed them before will be paying the private prisons to employ them because Jim Crow and slave labor is where it is at.
Instead, countries like Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Switzerland mostly pay local taxes and not so much federal. They are not miserable. They get into the lists of top 10 places to live and most happy.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/happiest-countries-in-the-world
Get us out of our misery. We want to be happy too.
Sweden has a national 25% GST on quite a few things (groceries are largely exempt, though). When I lived there, I paid 37½% national tax on my income, and 1% local. The other Nordics are also not that big, and I suspect such things are organised similarly there.
Those things being said... The people are not hard to get along with, and they tend to be very egalitarian. The environment is very clean, even in & around Stockholm. Medical care is MUCH cheaper and easier to obtain than in the US.
Winter is a good time to use that 25 or 30 days paid vacation to escape the snow and lack of daylight, if those aren't your thing. Summer anywhere in the Nordics is pretty fab.
Who knows, I might end up going back.
😂😂😂
Nah. The MAGAs are chewing themselves up. (updating my gallery of Truth Social posts later, of them all begging trump to reveal the epstein list).
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/maga-self-sucking-cuntstomped-dickweasels
Yes, I used the words, Cuntstomped-Dickweasels.
As always Uncle Jeff, Liked, Restacked, Cross posted to my readers, and quoted.
Keep it up.
Gods, they are dumb. They want him to release the files so badly, yet they somehow manage to avoid considering that he might be in them. Then further failing to understand he won't release the files because he is, in fact, in them.
They are convinced that "the list" is all Dems...
Well that IS what the liars have told them.
This is true.
They are so fucking gullible, they probably believe that drumpf the rapist is going to live forever. Stupid fools.
Wendy I love your adjectives!! Cuntstomped Dickweasels is fucking awesome 🙌🏽
MAGAs are shocked, shocked, that Donald told a lie.
SHOCKED I tell you!!
He never lies!!!
I do declare🤯tRUMP lying? Get me some smelling salts!
I was hoping for more cannibalizing within the cult, that is something I won’t lose hope for. Let heads roll, they would like it too that’s what cults like because it’s in style permanently due to being successful means you have done it, it’s all part of the game they play, walking over corpses.
Wendy - on the priciple of "share and enjoy" here's another word you might enjoy:
"Cockwombler"
"One who has the habit of playing pocket billiards"
(From a 1980's children's cartoon, wombles were a group of furry small animals that went round collecting small pieces of trash. . )
Love it.
I'm naive. Had never heard "cuntstomped". But, I can assure you I will be using it going forwaard:-)
who hasn't been cuntstomped in their lives?
I’m curious as to that amount
I love it
Hahahahahaha !!!!!🤣🤣
Wendy, I will take a slice of that irony-so-thick-you-can-cut-it-with-a knife, but I'd serve it in a garlicky pool of sycophancy sauce with a side order of hibachi-grilled hypocrisy. And a nice Chianti.
Mustn't forget that chianti, said with a proper British accent with a nice chittering of teeth.
Yes, indeed!
We serve it fresh every day.
😂 I love it 🤣
Knocked it out the park Wendy💯👏👏👏👏👏
The Cuntstomped Dickweasels is my new band name.
My money's on his pulling a Larry David/George Costanza; just showing up and acting like nothing happened on Friday.
ps: I'd have said Toulouse-La Fucking trec but, that's just me.
I agree - there's too much grandeur that goes with being a staffer in this regime to just walk away. He'll be there, pouting, but nothing will change.
😂
Toulouse Fucking LaDreck
Bet he does! Contrite and subservient to the Boss. "I'm sorry Sir! I was wrong. The Epstein Files don't exist. Just as you said." There's no honor in Trump Mafia Land.
Where's that lady that called him Oingo Boingo yesterday? Or was it Saturday? Damn, such fuckery is addling my brain's chronological discernment
That would be me. ;)
That’s awesome Valerie!!
APPLAUSE!!!!
It's perfect because of a song of theirs I loved at the time, main lyrics are, "I, I, I love little girls they make me feel so good."
Back then, those lyrics were meh. Now, shit, so cringeworthy and creepy.
Life is strange, if you live long enough. I watched The Birdcage with the Estimable Robin Williams last night. It is a film that I have always enjoyed. It's clever, funny and sweet. I realized that particular film would never be made today. Times change.
Nor The Fisher King.
Poor Terry Gilliam can't get a job. He's been blacklisted.
Had the same thought last time I watched The Birdcage, a couple months ago.
Literally my favorite all time movie ever. Hard to find on streaming though. Where'd you see it?
I watched it, too, lately. I think it was on Bravo. I think.
Exactly
There’s a lot of old songs that are totally cringeworthy, as they were back then.
Carole King and Gerry Goffin wrote a song titled, “He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss).” The original was recorded by The Crystals with noted misogynist Phil Spector producing. It was covered by The Motels and Hole. Carole King has said she regrets having anything to do with writing it.
I remember that song. It was featured in the series Mad Men.
"Thank heaven for little girls".
That may have been me, and I will always spell his name as “Boingo.”
That works.
I call him Bongo Bongo.
I use bong-bong.
🎼 I, I, I love little girls they make me feel
so . . . 🤮
* Oingo Boingo ( so appropo )
I hope not. I want Danny back on the air, stat. The pressure on him to tell all and make shit up will be crippling.
I’m thinking Bongo will show up for a little while yet. He’s got more ground work to lay with his followers before he makes his exit. Doing a podcast is sooo much easier than actually working in DC. He needs to make his escape before it’s proven (even to MAGAts) that he’s an incompetent boob. Of course WE’VE always known he’s an incompetent boob.
I'm willing to bet a Loonie hé doesn't show up to work today.
Cousin! Have you all forgiven us yet?
Loved the accent aigu on "he". It really classed the place up!
I love a country that doesn’t take its money too seriously!
I'll make it a Toonie.
He's probably doing shots with Secretary of Defense. FEMA guy was buying.
Kevin was buying for all of them.
That's not a fair bet. Oingo Boingo is a pussy.
Maybe Kash will have a sternly worded Zoom call with Danny Boy to clue him in that Dear Leader is backing Blondi for now, and he’d better get his square, bald head into the office.
Danny DeVito would add more value than that slap-dick pud-pounding podcaster
I would bet that he spent the day walking around wearing cool sunglasses, flashing his FBI badge in various places, and trying to get free meals in restaurants. But once he realized that it just won't work this way, he went back home crying to his pillow, blaming it all on the Biden administration of course.
Kristi Noem's appearance on ABC seemed like an evil kind of surreal. I have been speaking almost with my son who lives in Austin. People in Austin. and in other areas near the flood zone, are reminded daily through local news sources of how many people are still missing, of those who survived, and of those who didn't. The rains in Austin did not sweep people away, but they flooded streets badly. enough that some people abandoned their cars. Residents there probably feel more intensely connected with victims of the flood farther south. And then, to see Kristi Norm on ABC yesterday, wearing a plastic face devoid of emotion or care, was chilling. Her eyes glistened a bit.. didn't buy it. It was all sound bites and excuses.
Doubt it
He only threatened to quit, a real man would just do it.
I took my 12 and 13 year old grandsons to lunch the other day. Because their paternal grandparents are MAGA, and my daughter and SIL avoid them, I always talk about what a dipshit taco trump is. The 13 year old said, “he’s a horses ass.” I told him yes, he is, but that’s also an insult to beautiful majestic horses everywhere.
I have two grandsons the same age and both of their households are MAGA. They know all of the talking points! So Grandma just uses logic because they're smart enough to think on their own still.
My daughter told me I haven’t crossed any lines. My grandsons are wise beyond their years. They even know classmates who identify as gay or nonbinary. Here’s to the Alpha generation!
I've observed my grandjoys. They range in age from 11 to 20 and I am so very proud of them.
They're quite happy in a world where everyone doesn't look like them, think like them, worship like them, share all the same interests or first language, play the same sports or video games...you get my point hopefully.
I don't know if that's DEI initiatives in school or if it is attributable to a natural openness to differences and experiences that comes with childhood.
Somehow too many adults in our country seem to have lost that.
May the children lead us out of this dark wilderness.
Absolutely this, Mary
What ages are the little scamps? We are without grand kids but always curious how they manage, better than us I’m betting.
They are 12 and 13 years old. They are both A honor roll students. I am so damn proud of them.
And with those lips that even make a horses ass look better, you got face of someone who only a mother could love. In Dump's case, maybe not. In the meantime, Krusti's epic FEMA disaster can't be overstated. She was too busy playing cowgirl dress up for her phony ass portrait than taking care of the thousands of people who were in harms way of this disaster. Do crimes against humanity apply to this very heartless act of cruelty like the Florida Auschwitz? We can only hope.
As long as she has Corey's .... shoulder to cry on.
Yes, it is an insult to the noble horses, but on the other hand, all he excretes is horseshit, so...
The horses are insulted, their asses are insulted, and as for non-MAGA fuckups down through the ages who have been legitimately called horses asses, well they’re insulted too
An old campaign “slogan” I learned from my grandparents: A horse’s tail is long and silky. Lift it up and you’ll see Willkie.” Although Wendell Willkie was committed to social justice to some extent, which would have him booted from the GOP today.
Love this! We need to keep showing our young people that not every "older" person is a bigoted, racist, sexist asshole, and that we truly DO want diversity, equity, and inclusion for all people as well.
How nice to know that your grandson has a functioning brain!!
Good kids!!
They are the best!!
What Noem did canning FEMA workers is the equivalent of canceling your insurance policy while your house is on fire.
The really sad part is she did it without a concern and bragged about what a great response team she's the leader of. The woman is such a practiced liar.
And a sadistic slaughterer of puppies and goats.
This should always be mentioned when discussing Noem, just like the word rapist should be included in any discussion of the hideous Trump.
Transparency - that's what Pam Bondi says they are all about in the Trump Dingleberry Administration.
Pam "Dog Thief" Blondi
That quality is a necessity to be in this regime. They all lie constantly, with a straight face. Even with a shit eating grin. Like that Hassett asshole.
That kind of audacity is only possible when you have a captive rightwing media human centipede to protect you.
I’m not certain if she is a liar or just incredibly stupid.
Both.
100% LIAR
Great analogy!
And then flips her hair and says she’s doing a great job. Is anyone getting this on tape for future trials?
Flips her extra long extensions and says she's doing a great job.
Fixed it for you.
Those have to be heavy! Gives me a headache thinking of all the hours, on our dime, getting hair and makeup done daily to lie to our faces. Smug. ___ fill in the blank.
Trump's brilliance: Make a terminally vain non-achieving asskisser the director of a multibillion dollar federal agency, someone who executes deportations without a notion of what "habeas corpus" means and who thinks a $100,000 cap on urgent, disaster expenditures is not thinking like a backwater rube. Par.
ICE Barbie said her signature made things function better! 😁
Except the tenant insists the house is NOT on fire, that the landlord is imagining the fire!
Sadly—actually criminally negligent—it wasn’t her policy to cancel; rather, it was ours. The children paid a heavy price for prejudice and decisions spanning years, not just the last moments. So ICE Barbie Coplays, the world crashed in around her.
Mark....🤣😂
Kevin Hassett is that guy who looks at hisself in the mirror and squeals with delight: “Showtime!”
100%
He really loves hisowndamnself and what he sees in the mirror is not what we see his parents must be so fucking proud, I think he’s still in the closet soon it will be cosplay with him anything but reality.
Kevin Asshat sure seems like a toe-tapper
To say he’s Patridgesque is to insult Alan Patridge.
True, but eww.
He does seem to enjoy himself.
Each video interview could be a masturbation session for him ... Thus, the smile.
It's creepy.
Somehow someday someone is gonna manage to slap that Howdy Doody smile off Kevin's face...
His school years may have included that.
At least Fosse hit the cocaine first.
Well, someone gets it, Much appreciated.
Jeff, this read like watching a dumpster fire in 4K—if the dumpster were FEMA, and the fire was started by someone mistaking cruelty for competence.
The fact that Kristi Noem gutted emergency response mid-crisis, then strutted out to brag about it like she deserves a disaster management trophy, is almost too on-the-nose. Like satire gave up and just printed the transcript.
Your rundown isn’t just scathing—it’s a case study in what happens when cosplay governance meets actual suffering. Phones ringing off the hook while Noem fumbles the budget like it's a cattle pageant is a perfect snapshot of spiritual rot in red, white, and performative blue.
And that quote from Kerr County? Peak irony. Rejecting sirens to own the libs, then drowning in silence. We’re not watching policy—we’re watching theology.
Thank you for turning rage into clarity. Keep throwing matches at the gas leak.
I hope the person who told Kerr County officials to reject the funding is haunted by the screams of frightened children.
No Bob....that person feels no shame cuz.....'everyone's gotta die sometime'
Of course, the Joni Ernst philosophy.
From what I saw locally (live right outside the Kerr County line), the woman who was advocating to refuse Biden’s communist money, is also anti-vaccination and lost her husband to Covid.
She was filmed in front of flower lined (fence) shrine going on about how tragic the flood caused so many deaths.
Talk about cognitive lock.
They're sick freaks, so those cries would
turn them on.
As a lib throwing the money away really owned me? That is so one step into the insanity zone logic of predicting the conspiracy theory that instantly comes from pure kindness. It is the MO.
Having traveled through those towns and witnessed the propaganda on their TV's I can tell you it is like the twilight zone. These people have been isolated for decades and fed lots of propaganda from Fox News, Newsmax, and Evangelical fear-mongers. They are literally living in a different world.
One where reality cannot intrude. I blame Reagan.
WELL SAID 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I lived in the New Orleans area back in '05 when Katrina struck. I watched in horror as people who sought shelter in the Superdome and Convention Center begged for water and food in the sweltering heat. My heart broke as I watched the Parish President for St. Bernard Parish (working-class county where the hurricane made landfall) literally crying and begging the federal government for assistance days after the storm. Then I saw Bush finally leave his ranch in Texas to go to John McCain's birthday celebration and a campaign rally in AZ before finally offering any assistance. I saw him meet with the GOP governor of MS and exclude the Gov of LA and mayor of NOLA--both Democrats, mind you. Then Bush made his famous, "Doin' a heck of a job, Brownie" to the inept FEMA director (who got the gig because of his connections to the Bush family rather than his background in emergency management).
The 20th anniversary of Katrina is next month and I live in North Texas. What I'm seeing out of Kerr County shows me that things have gotten much worse in those two decades.
Krista: There is such a clear historical repeat of Rs come in, mess it all up, debt through the roof, tax breaks for the rich, services cut for the working, then Ds come in, clean up the mess with balanced budget, rinse, repeat, lather....
And Americans don't think the Dems are cleaning up the mess fast or good enough sooo ....they vote the right wing back in again. Each cycle the RW grows stronger cause they've given themselves hugh tax breaks & then have the balls to decry ANY Dem spending....and we are here now in this hellscape
^^^Ever so much this, they think the Dem president can wave a magic wand, and instantly undo all the fuckery their guys did.
He left (forgive me but I quote this) Old Ni***r head just to escape responsibility yup ‘mission accomplished brownie.
Frankly I intend to not talk to my right wing family for the rest of my life.
They threw away their access to decent people.
You and me both.
"apparently Donny is now some kind of Artist-Philosopher King. he’s Toulouse Fucking Lautrec, hanging out in the cafes of Paris and sketching deals." 😂😂 I see him wearing a beret over that nasty ass hair piece.
Seriously..the shameless, outright lying these people do is off the charts. Krusti... no, the entire gang... is appalling in every way. Question is, will America/Texas EVER wake up. 🤦♀️
I used to think so, now I'm not sanguine.
It feels like we are doomed to the dumb. 😥
The Day of the Dumb
coming to your cineplex now!
"Idiocracy" was a documentary ahead of its time.
Even the author said he expected it to take a hundred years to come to pass, he was shocked it was only a generation.
😂😂😂
You are a realist, if the insurrection with magats defecating in our Capitol building didn't do it, nothing will.
“he’s Toulouse Fucking Lautrec, hanging out in the cafes of Paris and sketching deals.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣 that’s epic Susan!!🙌🏽 Fuck yeah!!👍🏽
But instead of being crippled physically, like Lautrec , he a MENTAL CRIPPLE.
Mr. Compassion. Just the guy I want to manage a crisis. If FEMA is not going to help us during crises then why are we paying taxes? If a red state can’t get immediate help from FEMA, what’s a blue state to expect. Buckle up people, we don’t have a government anymore
That was the plan.
I don’t want to know what this illegal illegitimate administration says or does; I want to know how we are going to remove them as soon as possible, using the rule of law in the constitution. That’s what I think you should be focusing your attention because we know everything they do is stupid and everything they do is illegal
First we figure out a way to dismantle and destroy the Heritage Foundation. They are behind every bit of this, including getting trump reelected.
I feel that The Heritage Foundation is made up of domestic terrorists. They should all be in prison.
Now you’re talking about absolute power and they have it. I love your idea and you are right but that is a battle that we should have but piece buy piece, what at battle it would be.
Yes Bonnie absolutely 🙌🏽
sadly there is no such thing as rule of law. there is only the will to use power.
There only is if we make it happen! Revolution!
GLENN: I am with you 100%! I don't want to be wasting time on why this is happening, there will be time for that later on. Goal now is to get organized and move on - not sure who can coordinate all that. I lived through a coup d-etat (1960, Turkey).
Then it was the military that led. Here and now, ?????
Today is Bastille Day in France.
I wish I shared your optimism.
I want both. The more illegal shit we hear about, the more likely they could be removed if we can take back the House and the Senate.
If we focus on removal; throwing shit at them everyday at the same pace they throw their BS everyday, then we can force them to focus on our removal process instead of gaslighting us everyday.
What is the opposite of "imposter syndrome"? Because everyone in this administration has it.
Peter Principle - they've all been promoted / appointed beyond their actual abilities, knowledge, expertise, and general intelligence.
Dunning and Kruger had a kid and he is sitting in the Oval Office playing with the contents of his diaper. It is no wonder he hires simpleton psychopaths like Krusti Gnome.
Don't forget that beyond incompetence, these choads are willfully cruel and malevolent. That's why they've signed on and sold their souls to this corrupt, lying bully
Doc - part of the malignant personality is sadism
I was going to say Hubris...."to the need for victory instead of reconciliation."
I am old, but I recall a book called "the Peter Principal" about one who keeps on being promoted to the point of incompetence.
"Kakistocracy" -- although I sound like my cats chattering at the birds when I say it.
Dunning-Kruger effect?
Or some weird combination of Dunning-Kruger/Peter Principle.
It’s the Peter Principle supercharged bcuz you’re having to deal with a bunch of pricks
Yes failures at any level.
The author who wrote “The Art of the Deal” said that the book is a FRAUD!
And it still bothers me when people, like Kevin Hassett, claim trump wrote that book.
"People ask"
Who was the real author of Art of the Deal?
Tony Schwartz (born May 2, 1952) is an American journalist and business book author who is best known for ghostwriting the 1987 book The Art of the Deal, which was credited to Donald Trump.
And Tony has regretted it ever since.
And Tony is now sorry he wrote it as he stated in one interview with Maddow.
And twice (45 & 47) we have elected the Farting Dildo. We need to stop describing the spider tumor, surgically remove it, and begin radiation and chemotherapy on this fucking three ring circus run out of a clown car!!
Why am I not surprised .. JFC
Should have been called The Art of The Ordeal 😂
Should be rebranded "The Art of the Drool."
He did not write it
MY right wing family has been gravel pitted and ghosted. Adios, muthaf*****s!
Lisa, I have ghosted my sister who lives in Texas. (very right-wing) I will give her portion of my estate to PP.
Cathy, and make sure she knows it!
PTW, oh, she KNOWS!!! I told her she didn't have the right to tell another woman what to do. She said, "But the baaabieees!!" Goddamn.
Damn, is right! I do not have **any** relationship with my sister anymore. No contact. Nada. And I'm not sorry about it for one second.
That is such a worthy and important cause. I’m sad to hear that it is your sister who has gone around the bend. I’ve lost an older uncle and a few friends.
It's so sad, isn't it? Too bad you had to do this for your own mental health.
It truly is, Arne. I’m not by nature a vindictive person, but I just can’t deal with these people getting ramped up watching Fox, and screaming in my face! We all need to find peace where we are able.
I have already lost 2 members of my wedding party to maga including my maid-of- honor.smh
Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that, Victoria. That is a special shared history, now polluted because of the Republican hate agenda. It’s so senseless.
Flawless cascading of hair extensions, cosplaying ninny….. I’ve been waiting for a good take down of this idiotic witch. This one does nicely🤣
Only Latinos have that kind of hair.
I have a 20 page outline for a novel. Guess what I do NOT have. A completed novel. A sketch of a plan is not a deal.
That's okey dokey. Just keep tellin' us it's comin' out in two weeks repeatedly. Oh, wait, we're not delusional, gullible, ignoramus MAGAs.
1. Gnome lied
2. Hassett lied
This is your brain on Donny. Any questions?
< sigh> no.