Jeff, even your updates in the comments section are hilarious. Somebody did a Google search, and there are more than 10 stories about James Coma’s (not a typo) shell companies. Maybe the mainstream media is taking a hint?
Everything Trump touches dies*. It has been that way for decades. Anyone paying attention knows this. And yet, there are still people who think they are so special that it won’t happen to them. It takes some kind of stupid......
It’s mind boggling. Comer must have known that his shell companies would eventually be exposed. If stupidity were a deadly disease, they’d all be in critical condition or dead already. As it is, they are in a self-inflicted death spiral, all to please one lunatic and his rabid base. Good riddance!
PS: Hope you’re enjoying your visit with your son in beautiful SW Colorado. 😊
Janet, I doubt it ever crossed Comer's mind that he'd get caught.
They honestly think they've got The System wired to benefit only them, and it's really a hoot to watch all of them get caught out in all their corrupt sleaziness. It's just a pity so many people have to get hurt while they're getting their much-deserved gutting....
My knee-jerk answer is that they don't actually think what they do is corrupt, only when the Democrat [sic] Party does it is it corrupt. NORMAL people think Trump's impeachments were justified, extortion of an ally in the first, and inciting an insurrection in the second. THEY seem to think that those were not impeachable offenses and now they're going for the revenge impeachment. And if by some Satanic reason Trump gets in again and the House is majority Democratic, you KNOW he'll be impeached again for something -- he BEGS for it. And they'll think it's just a revenge of their revenge impeachment and has no merit, AGAIN.
In the end, I don't know. I stopped trying to get into their mindset a long time ago. Therein lies madness. How they think doesn't make sense to me. They're what I imagine understanding an alien from another galaxy would be.
Because they're so arrogant it makes them stupid. They honestly think nobody will DARE look into their finances—they're Sitting Members of Congress, after all!
It's the same mindset that has Trump claiming he has "Total Immunity" as a former President...which several legal commentators have already pointed out would be Very Bad News for Donny Disunity, because if the Supreme Court holds with that reading? It gives the same Total Immunity to the SITTING President, Joe Biden...which would be the last thing a thin-skinned sociopathic paranoid like Trump would want!
I'll bet Comer never thought any news outlet would uncover that he was doing the same thing he accuses the Bidens of doing—and now we get to watch him flail even MORE desperately as he tries to convince America that the admitted scapegrace son of the current President is somehow more crooked than a slimy Republican Congressman....
I watched Hunter Biden‘s speech outside of the Capitol, or wherever he was standing, and he sounds far more intelligent, sane, and sincere than any Republican in Congress.
Well, unlike the Trump MAGAts, he's neither too arrogant to admit he was wrong, and not so high off huffing Trump's farts that he's deluded himself into believing the Man's the Second Coming of...somebody or something....
I've always operated under the assumption that words evolve as they're used in everyday speech. So "dog shit" will eventually become "dog-shit" and then "dogshit." I'm sure the same thing happened with the "bull" variety. (My own spellchecker just corrected my "every day" to "everyday." See? ENGLISH!!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch... and the DOG-ShIT became, of course we have so MUCH bullshit to deal with and we have to consider the GOP derivatives...one wouldn't want to get confused. Fuck me, already!
Funny as hell and true. Another loyalist will go down in flames because he very foolishly put his ass on the line for the I could care less about you tangerine turd. When will they learn that there's nothing to gain but tax liens, legal fees, jail time and a forever damaged reputation for such senseless loyalty?
In Germany most people have personal liability insurance. To have each family member insured for up to 25 mil Euros is not even expensive. A friend of mine's kicked in when his first grade son threw a rock at a tree. It bounced off the tree and hit a car window, which broke. The 450 € cost was paid by his personal liability insurance company. If this was the norm here, Rudy's insurance would have to pay out 25 mil, or perhaps his would be higher because he is not just a regular middle class person, but a personality. The insurance company would then have to pay them off, up to his full liability, and I am sure his premiums would be higher. Germans also have to have 1.1 mil in liability insurance for gun ownership, which is also regulated in other ways that it is not here. So, I think we should rethink our insurance industry, for everything from guns, to personal behavior, to health care. The fact that Giuliani's lawyer is "tactfully" throwing him under the bus, is a way of saying that he is so disgusting that even his lawyer does not have any empathy for him. So unwise, yet so common in the party of criminals that is the Republican Party.
Thank you for sharing this alternative. We should vote for it here too. In contrast to Germany's happy alternative, I am old enough to remember when even auto liability insurance was not mandatory. My neighbor was crippled by a drunk driver and thrown into dependent poverty for the rest of her life. We still live in fear. It ain't right.
Hi Mac, In addition to personal liability insurance, it is also common to have an insurance that will pay for your legal fees, at the German set legal rate, but a lot of law firms charge a higher hourly fee, which one then needs to meet out of pocket, unless you can get them to go for a percentage of money recovered basis. Most of these insurances are not that much money. One also has liability insurance when you do home remodeling in addition to that of the architect and contractor having insurance. Theirs is to pay if they do not do a good job, your is to pay if someone gets hurt. I agree that making insurance mandatory, coupled with insurance companies being required to insure everyone can make for a much less stressed society.
Welp, ya had me at “homeslice”. 😂😂 ! Yes, please let’s take a dive into Jimmy’s financials. And I’ll bet Rudy can’t even spell eleventy skillion dollars. Maybe he can auction off empty bottles of hair dye to pay those oh so deserving women. 🙄. Anyway, you guys bring snacks. I’ll bring beer. TGIF!
I loved the dancing video. As a kid and teenager, I was a fairly accomplished tap dancer. Takes a lot of practice and effort to tap like that. Imagine how excited those young people were to dance there! Anyone complaining can kiss my flabby old lady ass!
2. Those were not apologies unless they were written 100 times on a blackboard.
3. MAGA idiots also compared the lovely tap dance to A Clockwork Orange. Apparently no one has seen the whole movie because that was nightmarish while the dancing was an ode to joy.
They just don't like their NUTCRACKER with tap and jazz, I guess....
Though I would have loved to see a Christmas episode of THE WEST WING where everybody's trying to work as a dance troupe is setting up for a Christmas extravaganza:
"Why is there a tinsel tree blocking my doorway?"
"Don't be a grump, Toby! It's Christmas!"
"Good for you, CJ—I'm Jewish! And I have year-end reports for POTUS to finish writing...."
“the hyperventilating drawl of someone who just fell off the turnip truck and can’t wait to tell you about the tornado that come a-rippin’ cross the back forty“
I love the WH Christmas video. When I saw it, my first thought was "joy"! My second thought was, "the right is gonna lose their minds over this." Also "joy".
Comer reminds me of how, during the Clinton impeachment epoch, Gingrich and a couple of other top Republicans leading the charge against "Slick Willie's" Crimes Against Morality, were cheating on their own wives.
Holy Mike is the same. No bank account? Even I have a bank account. All of the worst Republicans seem to be the best at criminal financial manuvering. Even Marge the Barge knows how to milk the Government cow to get the most cash out of it. Every accusation is indeed a confession. And they try to hide behind an upside down Bible that Trump signed.
“They say I’m complicit. I’m the same like him, I support him, I don’t say enough, I don’t do enough,” [Melania] Trump told [her former friend Stephanie Winston] Wilkoff, who was secretly recording the phone call. “I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that, you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? Correct?”
I'm capable of a pretty good Melania impression and I WILL do it in drag, if necessary!
Thank you for sharing the Dorrance Dance performance. What a beautiful, magical and enchanting interpretation of the Nutcracker. And I loved, loved, loved that it was in the White House. I so appreciated the Bidens!
Thanks for today’s slice of joy...it helps to calm my nerves as I sit here in America’s original death camp: A Veterans Affairs hospital. Fulfilling Lincoln’s promise of a long agonizing death from Republicans false claiming to love those who fight for the very freedoms the GOP is removing from all citizens.
Any farmers willing to “pull a France” and let’s collectively empty America’s manure onto government buildings!!
so now "dog shit or dogshit" is in my google search history, because journalistic integrity
Jeff thanks so much for bringing a bit of Joy with the dancers. A bright light in a sea of dipshittery
Jeff--what she said. I had a big smile on my face for the entire amazing video. Thanks for sharing🥰
And thanks to the staff of FLOTUS Jill Biden for gifting the video to us by way of Jeff (and Wonkette, too!).
Is that Dip shittery or Dipshittery? Gotta look it up.
Maybe it's hyphenated?🫥
Doc appt. this morning and missed all the fun. Just catchin up.
Maybe it's hyperventilated?
Dipshittery! Word of the week!
Jeff, even your updates in the comments section are hilarious. Somebody did a Google search, and there are more than 10 stories about James Coma’s (not a typo) shell companies. Maybe the mainstream media is taking a hint?
AP did a big story yesterday and major media picked it up. Ha!! James Coma!
Why do these morons do things that will call attention to their own corruption? The stupidity is off the charts.
Everything Trump touches dies*. It has been that way for decades. Anyone paying attention knows this. And yet, there are still people who think they are so special that it won’t happen to them. It takes some kind of stupid......
*the title of a book by Rick Wilson.
I believe the phrase is “A special kind of stupid.”
Janet— can’t fix stupid: especially retrumplican stupid.
It’s mind boggling. Comer must have known that his shell companies would eventually be exposed. If stupidity were a deadly disease, they’d all be in critical condition or dead already. As it is, they are in a self-inflicted death spiral, all to please one lunatic and his rabid base. Good riddance!
PS: Hope you’re enjoying your visit with your son in beautiful SW Colorado. 😊
Janet, I doubt it ever crossed Comer's mind that he'd get caught.
They honestly think they've got The System wired to benefit only them, and it's really a hoot to watch all of them get caught out in all their corrupt sleaziness. It's just a pity so many people have to get hurt while they're getting their much-deserved gutting....
Thank you. We had a wonderful visit and are now back East waiting on a potential nor’easter to hit our area!
Just like the Charismatic Baptist preachers preachin morallity and gettin busted for helping young women find Jesus, if you know what I mean.
Oh, I know. It’s sick.
My knee-jerk answer is that they don't actually think what they do is corrupt, only when the Democrat [sic] Party does it is it corrupt. NORMAL people think Trump's impeachments were justified, extortion of an ally in the first, and inciting an insurrection in the second. THEY seem to think that those were not impeachable offenses and now they're going for the revenge impeachment. And if by some Satanic reason Trump gets in again and the House is majority Democratic, you KNOW he'll be impeached again for something -- he BEGS for it. And they'll think it's just a revenge of their revenge impeachment and has no merit, AGAIN.
In the end, I don't know. I stopped trying to get into their mindset a long time ago. Therein lies madness. How they think doesn't make sense to me. They're what I imagine understanding an alien from another galaxy would be.
To have a mindset requires a mind. That might be a problem.
🤣👏
Because they're so arrogant it makes them stupid. They honestly think nobody will DARE look into their finances—they're Sitting Members of Congress, after all!
It's the same mindset that has Trump claiming he has "Total Immunity" as a former President...which several legal commentators have already pointed out would be Very Bad News for Donny Disunity, because if the Supreme Court holds with that reading? It gives the same Total Immunity to the SITTING President, Joe Biden...which would be the last thing a thin-skinned sociopathic paranoid like Trump would want!
I'll bet Comer never thought any news outlet would uncover that he was doing the same thing he accuses the Bidens of doing—and now we get to watch him flail even MORE desperately as he tries to convince America that the admitted scapegrace son of the current President is somehow more crooked than a slimy Republican Congressman....
I watched Hunter Biden‘s speech outside of the Capitol, or wherever he was standing, and he sounds far more intelligent, sane, and sincere than any Republican in Congress.
Well, unlike the Trump MAGAts, he's neither too arrogant to admit he was wrong, and not so high off huffing Trump's farts that he's deluded himself into believing the Man's the Second Coming of...somebody or something....
Plus Mary Trump's on his case!
I prefer “Comer Pile (as in 💩)
Yeah! It fits perfectly...
Congressman Pudface.
Thanks for checking that-we all would have so upset if you had it misspelled! NOT!!😂
master class... period 😑✍️
Same 😂
I’d expect nothing less from you. I once searched bull shit vs. bullshit. And I’m not even a journalist.
I've always operated under the assumption that words evolve as they're used in everyday speech. So "dog shit" will eventually become "dog-shit" and then "dogshit." I'm sure the same thing happened with the "bull" variety. (My own spellchecker just corrected my "every day" to "everyday." See? ENGLISH!!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch... and the DOG-ShIT became, of course we have so MUCH bullshit to deal with and we have to consider the GOP derivatives...one wouldn't want to get confused. Fuck me, already!
Rudolph the red-faced lawyer
Led a very shitty life
And if you ever saw him
You'd cut that fucker with a knife
All of the other lawyers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join any hooker games
'Til one foggy election day
Donald came to say
"Rudolph with your lies so bright
Won't you break laws for me tonight?"
Then he ended up in court
As we shouted out with glee
"Rudolph you dipshit felon
You'll go down in history!"
Funny as hell and true. Another loyalist will go down in flames because he very foolishly put his ass on the line for the I could care less about you tangerine turd. When will they learn that there's nothing to gain but tax liens, legal fees, jail time and a forever damaged reputation for such senseless loyalty?
If they were capable of learning, Drumpf wouldn't be their hero.
Touché!
He needs to be in prison and thankful I'm not his cell mate.
In Germany most people have personal liability insurance. To have each family member insured for up to 25 mil Euros is not even expensive. A friend of mine's kicked in when his first grade son threw a rock at a tree. It bounced off the tree and hit a car window, which broke. The 450 € cost was paid by his personal liability insurance company. If this was the norm here, Rudy's insurance would have to pay out 25 mil, or perhaps his would be higher because he is not just a regular middle class person, but a personality. The insurance company would then have to pay them off, up to his full liability, and I am sure his premiums would be higher. Germans also have to have 1.1 mil in liability insurance for gun ownership, which is also regulated in other ways that it is not here. So, I think we should rethink our insurance industry, for everything from guns, to personal behavior, to health care. The fact that Giuliani's lawyer is "tactfully" throwing him under the bus, is a way of saying that he is so disgusting that even his lawyer does not have any empathy for him. So unwise, yet so common in the party of criminals that is the Republican Party.
Thank you for sharing this alternative. We should vote for it here too. In contrast to Germany's happy alternative, I am old enough to remember when even auto liability insurance was not mandatory. My neighbor was crippled by a drunk driver and thrown into dependent poverty for the rest of her life. We still live in fear. It ain't right.
Hi Mac, In addition to personal liability insurance, it is also common to have an insurance that will pay for your legal fees, at the German set legal rate, but a lot of law firms charge a higher hourly fee, which one then needs to meet out of pocket, unless you can get them to go for a percentage of money recovered basis. Most of these insurances are not that much money. One also has liability insurance when you do home remodeling in addition to that of the architect and contractor having insurance. Theirs is to pay if they do not do a good job, your is to pay if someone gets hurt. I agree that making insurance mandatory, coupled with insurance companies being required to insure everyone can make for a much less stressed society.
Master piece!! LMAO!!
I love your parodies.
My pleasure to serve!
Absolutely excellent! Everybody sing!!! 🎶 😂
Ah, you flatter me friend.
Ah, never take for granted what you know and do well. 👏👏👏👏
That was excellent 👏😂💙
Ah, I just threw that together in a hurry (I even missed "in" on the hooker games line) but thanks!
I'd love to read what you write when you DO have time, or is improv your specialty?
Generally improv and short blurbs. I don't have a lot to say on my own so much as comment on what others are saying.
Like maybe you would be a Jazz musician in another life. Great stuff.
Ah maybe. Not this one though. Thanks.
Good one
Grazie, grazie...
👏👏👏👏👏👏
lolololololol
You have a career ahead of you…
As professional target practise?
That, and as a poet. You use British spellings a lot. Are you British, or Australian, or, perhaps Irish?
Yes, no, and yes. Ha.
That’s why you like riddles. 😊
And mutts.
Love it!
Glad you enjoy it!
Outstanding.
I like that
Of course conservatives prefer halls full of Handmaid-hued menstrual-blood-looking Christmas trees in THEIR _White_ House.
Welcome to Dumbfuckistan, population: conservatives.
Ah, yes, the Tampon Tree Christmas. I came here just to say that.
I always thought of them as just Blood Trees, but now that you've called it out, yes. There was some dark shit going on in THAT White House.
All lit from below in that “I learned this lighting trick from my cinematography 101 class on horror.”
Got your six!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Next door to Douchebagistan?
No, that's the capitol.
Lol!
South of Dumbfuckistan.
You’re 2 for 2 today.
Welp, ya had me at “homeslice”. 😂😂 ! Yes, please let’s take a dive into Jimmy’s financials. And I’ll bet Rudy can’t even spell eleventy skillion dollars. Maybe he can auction off empty bottles of hair dye to pay those oh so deserving women. 🙄. Anyway, you guys bring snacks. I’ll bring beer. TGIF!
I saw the great Jeff T use that 'homeslice' line before a couple years back on
(not) Twitter days...I made good note of it and have used it in some occasioanl comments and it's always a hit !
LOL we learn so much here beyond what the imagination brings.
That was my catch moniker too...homeslice! 😂
I almost choked! 😂😂. You can bet I’ll be using that in a sentence or two!
Lots of beer.
I loved the dancing video. As a kid and teenager, I was a fairly accomplished tap dancer. Takes a lot of practice and effort to tap like that. Imagine how excited those young people were to dance there! Anyone complaining can kiss my flabby old lady ass!
1. Jimmy cracked corn pone with that bullshit .
2. Those were not apologies unless they were written 100 times on a blackboard.
3. MAGA idiots also compared the lovely tap dance to A Clockwork Orange. Apparently no one has seen the whole movie because that was nightmarish while the dancing was an ode to joy.
They just don't like their NUTCRACKER with tap and jazz, I guess....
Though I would have loved to see a Christmas episode of THE WEST WING where everybody's trying to work as a dance troupe is setting up for a Christmas extravaganza:
"Why is there a tinsel tree blocking my doorway?"
"Don't be a grump, Toby! It's Christmas!"
"Good for you, CJ—I'm Jewish! And I have year-end reports for POTUS to finish writing...."
Favorite phrase today:
“the hyperventilating drawl of someone who just fell off the turnip truck and can’t wait to tell you about the tornado that come a-rippin’ cross the back forty“
Turnip truck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know, it’s brilliant. I just don’t know how he does this every single day of the week.
I don’t know either but I’ll have what he’s having! 😅
Best line and scene in a movie ever. 😂
Yes indeed!!!
I love the WH Christmas video. When I saw it, my first thought was "joy"! My second thought was, "the right is gonna lose their minds over this." Also "joy".
Cuz I'm leavin .... on that midnight train to GEAGIA 🤣
Don't stop believin'!
Comer reminds me of how, during the Clinton impeachment epoch, Gingrich and a couple of other top Republicans leading the charge against "Slick Willie's" Crimes Against Morality, were cheating on their own wives.
and Gingrich's had cancer I believe.
yes, he told her he was divorcing her while was in the hospital bed...and he still gets respect from the media...
Newt... what a POS.
Yes! He left her as she was sick I believe. Then married that zombie blond with the helmet do
She did. And that piece of shit served her with divorce papers as she lay dying.
What a great video! How the hell could anyone object to that??!!
Fear and Self-Loathing in the South?
For sure! Only a cramped and crabbed, fearful soul could look at all that joy and not love it.
Holy Mike is the same. No bank account? Even I have a bank account. All of the worst Republicans seem to be the best at criminal financial manuvering. Even Marge the Barge knows how to milk the Government cow to get the most cash out of it. Every accusation is indeed a confession. And they try to hide behind an upside down Bible that Trump signed.
Jill Biden’s Christmas White House is pure joy! 🎄 Watching the video was like getting a tour of the White House; absolutely loved it.
Remember, Melania hates Christmas. She said so .
“They say I’m complicit. I’m the same like him, I support him, I don’t say enough, I don’t do enough,” [Melania] Trump told [her former friend Stephanie Winston] Wilkoff, who was secretly recording the phone call. “I’m working my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that, you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right? Correct?”
I'm capable of a pretty good Melania impression and I WILL do it in drag, if necessary!
Well done.
Love the classy danceing and artfuliy joyous White House!
Thank you for sharing the Dorrance Dance performance. What a beautiful, magical and enchanting interpretation of the Nutcracker. And I loved, loved, loved that it was in the White House. I so appreciated the Bidens!
Thanks for today’s slice of joy...it helps to calm my nerves as I sit here in America’s original death camp: A Veterans Affairs hospital. Fulfilling Lincoln’s promise of a long agonizing death from Republicans false claiming to love those who fight for the very freedoms the GOP is removing from all citizens.
Any farmers willing to “pull a France” and let’s collectively empty America’s manure onto government buildings!!
If dipshit gets re-elected, I hope America learns a lot from French history.
Absolument! Vive la liberté!!
Off with his head!!