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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

typo in the headline. awesome job, jeffrey. take a victory lap

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

inexplicable. the typo wasn't in any of the drafts, so how did that even happen?

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I’m guessing it was caused by either Hillary’s emails, the covid vaccine or Hunter’s dick pics.

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Cassandrashuman's avatar

This wins the internet!

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Paw—Paw from PA's avatar

It was caused by The White House Worm. You know, the one with the crown

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

OR his right-hand operative? Of course even that vile POS would have to hire the little dogies to do the dirty hacking work for him since he too is nearly AS stupid as his big, dumb orange pumpkin head of a 'boss'.

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Salspho's avatar

Acetaminophen? And we could go on and on. Right?

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Major Kong's avatar

Yes, we can:

Biden's autopen

Chinese thermostats

Italian satellites

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

Jewish Space Lasers

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Andrew's avatar

Mazel tough.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Or, it coulda been Obama.

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Jan Moon's avatar

When in doubt blame Bush.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

It was the tan suit.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

And the no lapel pin, let's not forget the no lapel pin.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHAH!!!

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Jane's avatar

🤣

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Why not all three in concert? At the Kennedy Center For The Farts?

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Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

😂

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Wendymae's avatar

I didn't notice either. We smart people fill in the blanks automatically.

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Mary Hall's avatar

If u cn rd ths msg....

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Monty Python, in one of their books, published: "If u cn rd this mesg u cn hv a gd job nd hv sx wth th bss."

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

if I wkd f trmp, I wd nt wnt t hve sx wth th bss. . .

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

No dmmy u.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂🤣😂

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rlritt's avatar
11hEdited

Exactly, which is why I cant spell very well. My mind sees the misspelled word as correct.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

I usually spell very, VERY well, so when I DO notice a typo or misspelling after the fact it makes me CRAZY (a holdover from those Nuns and their big, black leather belts). Ugh, talk about learned ocd! It can be SO frustrating. I was 'the whiz' at speed typing/simultaneous proofreading scripts then switching to Law, HUGE legal documents so even when I wasn't supposed to after promotions (involving legal departments: proofreading dept., back to the 'pool' then back to the Attorney (whichever one I had typed for on Overtime the previous night), they still lined up clamouring for me to 'oh please just fit MINE in before you go home' - while the people who lived in Manhattan got to read newspapers, eat dinner or chat. Never moi. Now, with my wonky eyes, I might as well be a monkey fucking a coconut for all I can manage (another of Jeff's INCREDIBLY FUNNY word pictures I've stolen). ;)

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Mary Hall's avatar

Whoa! Recovering Catholic school student here -- did they beat you with their big black belts? Our school principal had a wooden paddle that we nicknamed "The Board of Education." Humiliation was their preferred way of teaching us, but I did get beaten by an old nun with her cane when I got a math problem wrong. Honestly, some of the sh!t they did to us back then would land them in court today. Psycho bitches from hell.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Was your paddle complete with drilled holes?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

If people only knew how fraught with procrastination many law firms are, they would suffer heart attacks and strokes at the ineptitude and incompetence hidden behind the mahogany desks and sweeping views of the city.

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Terry's avatar

Thank you for saying we're smart.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

But we smart editors learn to put that talent on hold when we're working. <g>

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Bonnie Council's avatar

I actually like kng. Perfect for an orange kng named trmp. Who needs vowels anyway?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

That fkg fkr.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Yep!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

What typo?

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I don’t see a typo, and I’m the world’s biggest anal-retentive copy editor.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

So THAT'S something 'else' we have in common. ;)

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

I don’t see it either.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

That’s the perfect reply Susan!

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Typos get a bad rap, don’t you think?

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

No. I once missed the missing "l" in "public" on the front page of the local weekly. Over the years I also dealt with quite a few calls from readers irate that their name or (more likely) that of one of their grandkids had been misspelled.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

😂😂

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Spellcheck socks.

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Alison Parker's avatar

I blame the Deep State.

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Joanne Rossmassler Fritz's avatar

You’re human, Jeff, not a robot, thank all the gods.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

Are we Suuuuuure? THAT was asked of me on twitter (never x) a couple of nights ago. Someone whose post I liked - and interacted with 'hoped' I was real but claimed I could never prove it. WTF? When I assured her that I was VERY real, she responded skeptically that she hoped so but could not be sure. We're living in an insane asylum world (apart from donny fuckwit's magical mystery movie set world, that is). Adding to Jeff's take on his new crown from SK, I'd BET he's now filed that visit away in his 'big dumb orange pumpkin head' as his 'starring role in a new Movie' because 'when you're a STAR you can do anything', y'know. Even bomb the shit out of fishing boats.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I blame the TeeVee. TV has fucked us royally and probably perminantly.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Gremlins.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

I first read your answer as “germans.”

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Doc Blase''s avatar

They have Gremlins, too. But with umlauts on the plates.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

😂

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Cheri Collins's avatar

🤣

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MichalD's avatar

Obama did it. 😊

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

I blame all my typos on my birds that attack my keyboard when I get up for a coffee refill

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

My dogs and my cat, whose feet are HUGE. Only problem is he never comes here when the dogs are out - so it's a lame excuse but no one really knows that so Sssshhhhh. ;)

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Charles Austin's avatar

My cats are responsible for mine.😂😂

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Doc Blase''s avatar

And shrinking the shortcut icons to the size of a single pixel.

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P123Sunny's avatar

paLanTir

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Kathryn Wild's avatar

Circumcision

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DuduLovesBubu's avatar

That's it! The snipping was done so tightly that it's cutting off blood supply to the brain.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

That wins the intar-tubes for Thursday, 10/30/2025.

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Bikracer's avatar

🤣

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Jewish Space lasers aimed at your keyboard

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Probably swamp gas reflecting an image of Venus into a Brazilian thermostat set to "steal elections".

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Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Dont judge yourself Jeff on that.

I do it all the fucking time, along with my constant misuse of the ' and the ;

That would make any english major cringe.

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

Fortunately most of us don’t care about those details, Wendy. 😉

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Diane Christensen's avatar

I love you Wendy 💙

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HI2thDoc's avatar

No harm, no foul

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Cyndi's avatar

Perhaps, in light of Virgin Monk Boy's post, that should be

No harm, no fowl

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Fk beat me to the bird. 🐔

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SethTriggs's avatar

Story of my life

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Seth!

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P123Sunny's avatar

😛

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Okay, i just went back and read the title and still don’t see typo.

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Mingo's avatar

Jeff left the "i" out of King. But Donnie from Queens has never heard the expression, there's no "I" in team. You're either on team Donnie or not. Nobody here is. So it all worked out.

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Thank you for clearing that up! I can’t believe I didn’t notice that typo, even affer looking for it. Maybr I’M the one who needs an MRI.

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RZolu's avatar

Ya, I had to go back and look AGAIN after Mingo pointed out the error!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Okay I feel better.

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Gina's avatar

I had to be led by the hand and have it lit up in fuchsia in order to see it

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

well clearly now it's been fixed? OR I'm the one who DESPERATELY needs a real MRI? Because I've just now gone back to look 6 FUCKING TIMES and I SEE the I in 'King'. OR maybe I'm finally having the stroke I thought I might have back when wanna-be king fuckwit ascended to his golden poopy-throne imagining he was fucking Royalty!

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Gina's avatar

we’ve all stroked out thinking this time line is real - just CAN’T be

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Yes, it’s been fixed. Now Jeff is just fucking with us.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

😂😂

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Brian Wendorf's avatar

Just the kind of obfuscation AI would use. Hmmm. Open the pod bay doors Jeff.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Distract them w/a few extra f-bombs… I mean ‘have we learned nothing?’😒🙄

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

dude, chill on yourself...I know you care about journalistic integrity, but very few of us (I wanna say "none of us" but I know better) give a fuck about the grammar here...it's all about the message and how you write that message bro!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I eat typos for breakfast, now.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

I thought Kng was deliberate, and I liked it.

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Veronica Speedwell's avatar

I didn't even notice, and I'm a professional editor.... don't worry about it!

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Norma's avatar

We thought it was intentional lol 😉

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Shit! You're not perfect like all the rest of us :-D

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Christine Zepka's avatar

Did not see it, so you are safe😍

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I only see typos after 5 pm PST (Portland time), so, well done sir! And EGGSELENT post today FTW 🙌🏼

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Gotta hand it to South Korea. With the fake Silla Dynasty crown they both convincingly flattered that shallow dipshit and simultaneously trolled him

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Kate's avatar

And their congress showed everyone how to stand up to a to a tinpot dictator.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I think most countries leaders discovered long ago, as Russia did… flatter this demented dipshit, and he’ll give you whatever you want!

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

☝️☝️☝️

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GW B's avatar
10hEdited

Kudos to our longtime ally SK for trolling Mr. “I’m not a king” preznit with an actual crown. Hook line and sinker, he doesn’t even get the joke.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

That crown looks like it was made by a child with cardboard, glitter & tiny green macaroni.

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P123Sunny's avatar

MAKE AMERICA SMARTEST AGAIN

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P123Sunny's avatar

*ok that was an autofill typo but I left it in honor of today’s theme ;)

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P123Sunny's avatar

Wait that actually fk’n WORKS😂

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

He is now officially Burger King. Sell that obese and senile fuck a whopper.

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Elizabeth Ratkovich's avatar

Schadenfreude at its finest.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Fucking with the malodorous codpiece…I call him, cretinous wastrel, grey matter Doc was damn amusing!

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Punkette's avatar

Lol! Too funny 😂

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Reva's avatar

Donations to Heretic Coffee as of yesterday were almost up to 200K!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

awesome!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

That’s incredible. The Heretic Coffee crew just quietly did more for the country in 48 hours than Trump has in his whole political career. Faith without grift, imagine that.

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Jane's avatar

Yay Oregon!!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I love the name !

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Jeanne Leduc's avatar

Fantastic!!

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Gina's avatar

don't make me cry

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Jane's avatar

👏👏👏

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Doc Blase''s avatar

We need the ability to restack posts. Oh I just found a way. "Also share to notes..."

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Tess's avatar

Give him his big-ass crown and put the spoiled baby to bed🙄…. Release the damn Epstein files and send him to jail!

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Leu2500's avatar

Bank records are coming out Fri thru some lawsuit

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Doc Blase''s avatar

In about 2 weeks? 😏

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Susan Jane's avatar

He should definitely wear that ridiculous thing—everywhere!

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

I’d pay to see that. Not much, but I would.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

He should sit on the gawddamed thing.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Send him to hell in my version.

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Jenny Daly's avatar

I found it ironic (and wonderful) that the "heretics" are feeding the poor, while the "christians" are letting them go without food.

Is America great again yet?

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Lisa's avatar

Excellent observation. So true....ugh.

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meryl selig's avatar

Excellent observation. Thx

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"How To Manipulate A Dumbfuck President" 😂🤦‍♀️

Philly is my second home and the "shipyards" is in no way able to handle this little project. But it's fun to go there and sit at a picnic table and enjoy lunch on nice days.

He's such an embarrassment and dangerously nuts.

The Seinfeld meme is pure gold. 😆 I'll laugh about that all day!

This wont end till cholesterol FINALLY does its job.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Perfectly said. The man’s arteries are America’s last line of defense. Every time he eats another Big Mac, democracy gets one more day of hope.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

UNfortunately for us, this is why weasel-miller is hurrying as fast as his feet can move to consolidate more of his VICIOUS 'power' because HE knows just howclose his orange clown king is to the great beyond so his fucking ORDERS to their fucking bully/cowards that they are free from ANY State or Local Law Enforcement and can do absolutely ANYTHING (by being Fed govt. goons) implicitly giving them permission to kill US was so sickeningly beyond what he was elected to do. Wait - he wasn't 'elected', you say? Then who the FUCK is this vampiric/walking dead POS out there ORDERING troops, national guard, border patrol, ICE 'agents' to do their worst? HE needs to be grabbed up by local LEO's and charged by our best Prosecutors with inciting wholesale murder of Americans!

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Joyce's avatar

Please immediately go to the sandwich shop nearest to that picnic table and tell the owner to create a "Nuke Sub" (I suggest s/he include kimchi as one of the ingredients): put a sign in the window advertising Nuke Subs and I'm sure Kegseth will send a large check in short order.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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Gina's avatar

genius

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Tritium topping.

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Cyndi's avatar

It might be a stroke rather than a heart attack.

Speaking for myself, I'm not picky.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

I'd still enjoy the hell out of him having Locked-In Syndrome from a brain stem stroke. The thought of him laying there, able to hear & think, but unable to see, move, or communicate - while all the news outlets spend their entire broadcast days fill w/ stories of his crimes & failed "presidency"?

PRICELESS!!! 🤣

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Does anyone doubt we’ll have an Ai president then, and not even know?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

And not even NOW?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I'll take a subdural hematoma for $500.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

" All my trousers come from Aisa,

I ship my pants."

* King Diaperload.

😉

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Susie's avatar

I can hear the actual sound of that “I’m the King” dude! Fuckin love me some Seinfeld!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Tonight works for me.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Funny, cause we’ll talk about the felons demise and my honey will say “how about now”! 👍🏻

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Harold Miller's avatar

I was flabbergasted by Trumps meeting with Xi yesterday.

He’s a complete imbecile, and he’s going to be played by Xi like a fiddle.

The body language and incessant yammering were very revealing.

When he meets with the heads of state of our Democratic allies he’s a contrarian bully,

but when he meets with dictators he’s an obsequious fanboy?

What a pathetic loser!

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Babe Paley's avatar

I loved that when they were shaking hands for the camera--you know, when they both face front but shake across themselves? Trump was just yammering and shaking his hand and putting his other arm around Xi, and Xi's just facing forward like "am I really enduring this?" No talk, no bowing, no grasping with his other hand.

The fact that Trump can't see how other people think about him is telling.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Did you see him giving a side hug/squeeze to the South Korean PM? She looked positively terrified!

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Babe Paley's avatar

It's like, dude--good touch/bad touch. Nobody's cuddling with you or laughing in a jocular way. I would love for someone to just be like "EWW!" and push him away.

But they're smarter than a lot of US people are--they're playing the long game. "Sure--we'll act like it's an honor for you to be here because that works for us."

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

I hope all the leaders of these countries have a group text where all they do is share stories about the Mad King.

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Babe Paley's avatar

You KNOW they do!

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Mirla G. Raz's avatar

She’s probably thrown that outfit in the garbage.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

And taken a Silkwood shower.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

“Get away from me with your poopy filled diaper

Oh the smell! Thank heavens for Menthol-Rub under the nose!”

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Harold Miller's avatar

It’s very reminiscent of Helsinki and Putin

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Harold Miller's avatar

He thinks because he can charm/con the entire Republican Party and 37% of the American public he can charm/con Xi and Putin.

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Babe Paley's avatar

"I GOT A SOCCER BALL!"

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Ole Anderson's avatar

No. He looked like a schoolboy walking out of the Principals office after a major reaming in Helsinki. Putin had just given him his new marching orders and threatened him. Only a scolding and a threat produces the look trump had on his face.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Xi had to smell his shitty diaper

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Good.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Never mind that the concepts of a framework of discussions about a possible “deal” are just concessions to PARTIALLY resolve the economic problems the Mad King created in the first place with his stupid tariffs. Assuming that the “deal” he announced actually happens, which it won’t.

But egg prices, am I right?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Only anal-gassted.

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Kathleen's avatar

There’s a pizza joint in upstate NY near where I used to live doing free pizza for SNAP recipients too. I think we’re going to see a lot of small businesses stepping up to take the place of the useless government. Thank you to good people. 🙏

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Joyce's avatar

Sergio's Pizza in Malta, NY, is giving away personal-size pizzas to SNAP recepients in need.

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Moki2's avatar

Thanks for sharing. I’m going there tomorrow to donate some money for this good cause.

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Sue's avatar

I read a few years ago that having local charities, small businesses and communities care for those in need (if they can) while canceling all tax money for programs taking care of the poor and needy, is the republican's plan. We don't need to research where the saved money will be going.

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

My husband read online, about a store somewhere that is selling, for $40, a FULL Thanksgiving dinner for four, w/ ALL the trimmings, to SNAP recipients & etc. Wish I could find out who they are - I'd happily donate $ to them!!

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Jane's avatar

👏👏👏

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Steve Kelly's avatar

A crown replica that represents the fall of a power because of corruption and incompetence. How perfectly fitting....

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Mary Hall's avatar

That reminds me of the time Queen Elizabeth II met Obama and wore the Devonshire Diamond Tiara which represents the Tree of Knowledge and when she met with T💩p she wore the Burmese Ruby Tiara which represents protection from evil. True story!

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Shades of Madeleine Albright! (As Secretary of State, Albright wore pins to allow her to subtly speak her mind when she couldn't do it out loud to the person(s) meeting with her on a given day or trip.)

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Mary Hall's avatar

Absofkinglutely! Her collection of pins (which I have seen in person when it was on tour) is one for the ages. There is a wonderful book about the collection and the stories behind them by Ms. Albright titled "Read My Pins" -- I am a book lover, and this is a favorite in my collection.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

That woman was one class act, wish we could clone her

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Cathy 98280's avatar

As in “Evil Eye?”

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Mary Hall's avatar

No, just your garden-variety evil.

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Veronica Speedwell's avatar

You know they had to do this deliberately. And are laughing behind the scenes at the abysmal brains of the american contingent.

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

In September ICE raided a Hyundai/LG plant in Ellabell, Georgia, tipped off by MAGA Tori Branum, a congressional aspirant who’s proud that 450 engineers were detained, and deported to South Korea. They don’t want to return. From South Korea, Trump gets a fake-gold crown as big as a wastebasket.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Which is perfectly suited to his rotting pumpkin head. Take out the trash!

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Kathy H's avatar

I don't get what Felon47 thinks he's playing. He's eliminated the guardrails of his first term. I think he knows he's dying & wants to destroy as much as he can. If he can't rule the world...nothing in the world is of any value.

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Staying out of prison, retribution against his enemies, and stuffing pockets with cash are Trump’s goals. His sons and wife grift too, Stephen Miller and Russ Vought, essentially co-prez, implement Project 2025.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Vought said he wanted to TRAUMATIZE

people. There should be a class action lawsuit by Americans for INTENTIONAL

INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.

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meryl selig's avatar

Like the end of the James Bond movies where the villain knows he finished so blows up his island/bunker. Except there is no island bunker for Orange Monster: it is our country

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Hawk-a-Loogie would be a fitting start....

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Same as Putin - rotting to death from within and trying to take the rest of us to hell with him.

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Kaye Stone's avatar

Unfortunately Felon47 does not think!

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Kathy H's avatar

You're right! 😅 I keep forgetting the most basic starting points...he does not think & he does not care...not in any way that remotely resembles how thinking & caring people do.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Good played toilets and crowns come to mind. Shiny things. Hamburgers. That about covers all of his interests except for naked children.

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Brenda McDonald's avatar

My first thought, too.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Leslie....actually it's as big as a toilet.

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Susan Linehan's avatar

I was wondering how soon ICE would start collecting Korean engineers working on the submarine. But we can only hope that ICE is a distant memory once any nuclear capable place is built.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I don't think Korea has any plans to build a nuclear submarine. Trump may have made it up out of something he heard and utterly misunderstood, or they were jollying him along.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, and this morning we discover Donald was posting around 3am about how we should just arrest anyone who criticizes him… OYOYOY, quoting a nurse who works with dementia patients, it’s all very normal. “Golf with MAGAs” was enlightening the other day. The typical maga reaction to Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl..they were so incensed… so I explained to the group that all tv’s had an on-off button..use it and quit complaining. Next up was the impeding law suits against Comey, James, maybe Brennan. Boy they were very excited at convictions. I pointed out that the DOJ attorneys were 3rd stringers, getting slapped back on their heels by federal judges appointed by Reagan, Bush, Obama, Trump. And then I brought up “selective prosecution and vindictive prosecution” and Donald’s statements were all the substantive proof of such prosecutions. I then quoted one judge concerning Portland.. “the administration seems untethered to reality”. Needless to say this was a very unhappy group as I said bye bye.

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Tess's avatar

Good job Fastball!!!!

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Mingo's avatar

Oh dear, did reality slap them upside their heads. Too bad, so sad. I think their taxes need to be raised to pay for the poor that will lose their food and health care. Selfish old, white fucks.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Bravo to you!!!! I love it. 💙💙💙💙

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I’m saving this, Fastball ⚾️

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Kay-El's avatar

If a replica crown from a failed dynasty isn’t apropos to Trump’s admin, I don’t know what is

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Lin Talbot-Koehl's avatar

Wouldn't it be great if, the second he tries to put it on, the entire top half of his head turns GREEN?

🤣🤣🤣

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Every single time he meets with foreign leaders, who are universally smarter, wilier, more informed, and less easily bullshitted than him, he is manipulated into a position of disadvantage for the US. “America First,” my ass. Getting tricked into fake deals because you’re an egotistical ignoramus is not leadership

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Brooks R Susman's avatar

So far, it seems that the only thing The Felon "built" was the fence surrounding the destruction of the East Wing. And is there any record of the contractor being paid? Maybe in food stamps or some 2028 campaign hats.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Will he ever pay the contractors, or just line his own pockets?

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Joyce's avatar

No. Yes.

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Brooks R Susman's avatar

If past history...they'll wait and pound sand!

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Ole Anderson's avatar

He has the entire US Treasury to pay the contractors this time so they are probably safe.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Shinies for the malevolent bowerbird, to go in his nest. How utterly embarrassing as an American.

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Mark Slattery's avatar

Hopefully won't be too long til the fucker croaks. His body composition is rotting flesh, cankle juice and shart.

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Kate's avatar

Lol nice Freudian slip of the keyboard there…except he “crooks” every day!

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Eww.. 😝

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