OR his right-hand operative? Of course even that vile POS would have to hire the little dogies to do the dirty hacking work for him since he too is nearly AS stupid as his big, dumb orange pumpkin head of a 'boss'.
I usually spell very, VERY well, so when I DO notice a typo or misspelling after the fact it makes me CRAZY (a holdover from those Nuns and their big, black leather belts). Ugh, talk about learned ocd! It can be SO frustrating. I was 'the whiz' at speed typing/simultaneous proofreading scripts then switching to Law, HUGE legal documents so even when I wasn't supposed to after promotions (involving legal departments: proofreading dept., back to the 'pool' then back to the Attorney (whichever one I had typed for on Overtime the previous night), they still lined up clamouring for me to 'oh please just fit MINE in before you go home' - while the people who lived in Manhattan got to read newspapers, eat dinner or chat. Never moi. Now, with my wonky eyes, I might as well be a monkey fucking a coconut for all I can manage (another of Jeff's INCREDIBLY FUNNY word pictures I've stolen). ;)
Whoa! Recovering Catholic school student here -- did they beat you with their big black belts? Our school principal had a wooden paddle that we nicknamed "The Board of Education." Humiliation was their preferred way of teaching us, but I did get beaten by an old nun with her cane when I got a math problem wrong. Honestly, some of the sh!t they did to us back then would land them in court today. Psycho bitches from hell.
Yes, they DID! Even when I was VERY small (began school - in Scotland) at age 4, FFS. They had me labeled before I was aware of what was going on. We had 6 years grammar school, then 6 years Secondary, none of the kindergarten, middle school 'nonsense' as they thought of it. We were tossed into solid subjects at 5 (but the way my birthday fell moved me up to 4 and a couple of months). They were VICIOUS but I was already experiencing that from my own Mother (occasionally I suspected she'd told them to hit me even more than they'd have usually done). Could never prove it, though. One was called up to the front of the class for whatever 'infraction' they invented then ordered to receive (as if it was fucking communion!) either '1' '2' or '3' of 'the belt'. One had to extend both arms with palms upwards one atop the other NO flinching and stand there 'bravely - a soldier of god' as these fuckers called it, to then be HIT as hard as possible across our hands with these vicious solid leather black straps in front of the entire class. Naturally, some would snicker, likely glad it hadn't been THEIR turn, but mine came up far too often for it to be pure coincidence and I did NOTHING to warrant any of it. They weren't belts but they draped them over theirs (ropes for the Nuns, regular belts for the couple of Lay Teachers). Occasionally the pain was SO bad I would flinch, my hands would drop AS I was hit so the belt would smash across my knees (we wore short little uniform skirts). Going home with those enormous welts would earn me yet another even worse beating. I LOATHED those vicious creatures but set out to learn my catechism inside and out, backwards and forwards despite knowing none of it had an ounce of truth JUST SO I could piss them off with my knowledge. It did. They were always furious when my best friend (whose Mother was Protestant which made her also a leper) alternated 1st and 2nd in our class every single year. Strangely, they always seemed to know when my 'sarcasm meter' was boinging to its zenith. I'd have LOVED to have met them once I grew up. My one HUGE regret.
If people only knew how fraught with procrastination many law firms are, they would suffer heart attacks and strokes at the ineptitude and incompetence hidden behind the mahogany desks and sweeping views of the city.
I can't divulge the name of mine - there were a lot of good people there and some awful ones, but most of those I did so much overtime work for were the Associates who produced 99% of the work AND as you've said, were literally doing it right up to the very last minute, especially for the big corporations, racing in cabs after all-nighters to make the meetings. One year after an electrical fire - scads of associates pushing carts of piled-high files and papers for a HUGE deal up Park Avenue to their borrowed new digs at a at another competitive law firm made headlines in NY newspapers WITH photos. It's why someone who could proofread on the fly was so invaluable. It took far too long to go through the multiple steps the firm insisted was 'the right way'. That overtime kept my mortgage paid during some very lean years so I can't complain although I earned every penny of it. MY Partner wanted me to take the NY Bar - was even willing to pay for my law school tuition, believing I could have 'aced' it in a year or so, since I'd just pretty much explained, talked through and rewritten/helped one of the associates pass HIS NY Bar.. I simply had no way to manage working with the distances involved without giving up on my new marriage - a no-no, although the offer was tempting if hubby could have managed on his own for the duration. Several of MY cats were involved at the time as well - and he just couldn't do/manage it. Another missed opportunity. Sigh. We hired primarily from Harvard and Yale so they were expected to have NO life outside of the Firm which gave ME a modicum of satisfaction since I didn't either and they were paid a huge amount more than I would ever see AND they were found terrific (subsidized) apartments back then, and of course wined and dined by the Partners who were 'rich as Kings'.Some of those I knew were Ambassadors and other famous NY people. I still think a lot of frump's envy/resentment of 'those' lawyers stems from how often (and how easily) they beat him in Court and lived Hamptons on the weekend enviable and respected lives he never came close to achieving because intelligence was the first requirement.
Oh, I stuck out my first week as a clerk for the City Clerk, she ordered that nothing went out of the office unless I had proofread it first. It's that Latin, Classical Greek, and my father (a writer) proofreading everything I wrote from the fourth grade on... I think I'm allergic to red pencil (it's those pages all marked up in red pencil that he handed back saying, "this is very good, I just made a few corrections.) By the seventh grade, I never showed him anything, I was so traumatized. I proofread everything for my husband and son, both of whom have reading/spelling issues.
SO many years of Latin here as well. De rigeur for an Academic student over there. It certainly helped in the Legal Field, for sure! Classical Greek, however - would have been ‘Greek’ to me .;) I bow to you for that! French was my other language - years upon years (most of which is gone) and then only a couple of Italian here in the States. I can still capisce a wee bit. ;)
No. I once missed the missing "l" in "public" on the front page of the local weekly. Over the years I also dealt with quite a few calls from readers irate that their name or (more likely) that of one of their grandkids had been misspelled.
Are we Suuuuuure? THAT was asked of me on twitter (never x) a couple of nights ago. Someone whose post I liked - and interacted with 'hoped' I was real but claimed I could never prove it. WTF? When I assured her that I was VERY real, she responded skeptically that she hoped so but could not be sure. We're living in an insane asylum world (apart from donny fuckwit's magical mystery movie set world, that is). Adding to Jeff's take on his new crown from SK, I'd BET he's now filed that visit away in his 'big dumb orange pumpkin head' as his 'starring role in a new Movie' because 'when you're a STAR you can do anything', y'know. Even bomb the shit out of fishing boats.
My dogs and my cat, whose feet are HUGE. Only problem is he never comes here when the dogs are out - so it's a lame excuse but no one really knows that so Sssshhhhh. ;)
Jeff left the "i" out of King. But Donnie from Queens has never heard the expression, there's no "I" in team. You're either on team Donnie or not. Nobody here is. So it all worked out.
well clearly now it's been fixed? OR I'm the one who DESPERATELY needs a real MRI? Because I've just now gone back to look 6 FUCKING TIMES and I SEE the I in 'King'. OR maybe I'm finally having the stroke I thought I might have back when wanna-be king fuckwit ascended to his golden poopy-throne imagining he was fucking Royalty!
dude, chill on yourself...I know you care about journalistic integrity, but very few of us (I wanna say "none of us" but I know better) give a fuck about the grammar here...it's all about the message and how you write that message bro!
Even if someone tries to explain to the toddler the meaning behind the fake crown and how the entire world is giggling at his ignorance, he will be shining that head piece daily and parading around the half of the White House still standing.
That’s incredible. The Heretic Coffee crew just quietly did more for the country in 48 hours than Trump has in his whole political career. Faith without grift, imagine that.
Philly is my second home and the "shipyards" is in no way able to handle this little project. But it's fun to go there and sit at a picnic table and enjoy lunch on nice days.
He's such an embarrassment and dangerously nuts.
The Seinfeld meme is pure gold. 😆 I'll laugh about that all day!
This wont end till cholesterol FINALLY does its job.
UNfortunately for us, this is why weasel-miller is hurrying as fast as his feet can move to consolidate more of his VICIOUS 'power' because HE knows just howclose his orange clown king is to the great beyond so his fucking ORDERS to their fucking bully/cowards that they are free from ANY State or Local Law Enforcement and can do absolutely ANYTHING (by being Fed govt. goons) implicitly giving them permission to kill US was so sickeningly beyond what he was elected to do. Wait - he wasn't 'elected', you say? Then who the FUCK is this vampiric/walking dead POS out there ORDERING troops, national guard, border patrol, ICE 'agents' to do their worst? HE needs to be grabbed up by local LEO's and charged by our best Prosecutors with inciting wholesale murder of Americans!
Please immediately go to the sandwich shop nearest to that picnic table and tell the owner to create a "Nuke Sub" (I suggest s/he include kimchi as one of the ingredients): put a sign in the window advertising Nuke Subs and I'm sure Kegseth will send a large check in short order.
I'd still enjoy the hell out of him having Locked-In Syndrome from a brain stem stroke. The thought of him laying there, able to hear & think, but unable to see, move, or communicate - while all the news outlets spend their entire broadcast days fill w/ stories of his crimes & failed "presidency"?
I loved that when they were shaking hands for the camera--you know, when they both face front but shake across themselves? Trump was just yammering and shaking his hand and putting his other arm around Xi, and Xi's just facing forward like "am I really enduring this?" No talk, no bowing, no grasping with his other hand.
The fact that Trump can't see how other people think about him is telling.
It's like, dude--good touch/bad touch. Nobody's cuddling with you or laughing in a jocular way. I would love for someone to just be like "EWW!" and push him away.
But they're smarter than a lot of US people are--they're playing the long game. "Sure--we'll act like it's an honor for you to be here because that works for us."
No. He looked like a schoolboy walking out of the Principals office after a major reaming in Helsinki. Putin had just given him his new marching orders and threatened him. Only a scolding and a threat produces the look trump had on his face.
Never mind that the concepts of a framework of discussions about a possible “deal” are just concessions to PARTIALLY resolve the economic problems the Mad King created in the first place with his stupid tariffs. Assuming that the “deal” he announced actually happens, which it won’t.
There’s a pizza joint in upstate NY near where I used to live doing free pizza for SNAP recipients too. I think we’re going to see a lot of small businesses stepping up to take the place of the useless government. Thank you to good people. 🙏
I read a few years ago that having local charities, small businesses and communities care for those in need (if they can) while canceling all tax money for programs taking care of the poor and needy, is the republican's plan. We don't need to research where the saved money will be going.
My husband read online, about a store somewhere that is selling, for $40, a FULL Thanksgiving dinner for four, w/ ALL the trimmings, to SNAP recipients & etc. Wish I could find out who they are - I'd happily donate $ to them!!
That reminds me of the time Queen Elizabeth II met Obama and wore the Devonshire Diamond Tiara which represents the Tree of Knowledge and when she met with T💩p she wore the Burmese Ruby Tiara which represents protection from evil. True story!
Shades of Madeleine Albright! (As Secretary of State, Albright wore pins to allow her to subtly speak her mind when she couldn't do it out loud to the person(s) meeting with her on a given day or trip.)
Absofkinglutely! Her collection of pins (which I have seen in person when it was on tour) is one for the ages. There is a wonderful book about the collection and the stories behind them by Ms. Albright titled "Read My Pins" -- I am a book lover, and this is a favorite in my collection.
Jeff, and this morning we discover Donald was posting around 3am about how we should just arrest anyone who criticizes him… OYOYOY, quoting a nurse who works with dementia patients, it’s all very normal. “Golf with MAGAs” was enlightening the other day. The typical maga reaction to Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl..they were so incensed… so I explained to the group that all tv’s had an on-off button..use it and quit complaining. Next up was the impeding law suits against Comey, James, maybe Brennan. Boy they were very excited at convictions. I pointed out that the DOJ attorneys were 3rd stringers, getting slapped back on their heels by federal judges appointed by Reagan, Bush, Obama, Trump. And then I brought up “selective prosecution and vindictive prosecution” and Donald’s statements were all the substantive proof of such prosecutions. I then quoted one judge concerning Portland.. “the administration seems untethered to reality”. Needless to say this was a very unhappy group as I said bye bye.
Oh dear, did reality slap them upside their heads. Too bad, so sad. I think their taxes need to be raised to pay for the poor that will lose their food and health care. Selfish old, white fucks.
In September ICE raided a Hyundai/LG plant in Ellabell, Georgia, tipped off by MAGA Tori Branum, a congressional aspirant who’s proud that 450 engineers were detained, and deported to South Korea. They don’t want to return. From South Korea, Trump gets a fake-gold crown as big as a wastebasket.
I don't get what Felon47 thinks he's playing. He's eliminated the guardrails of his first term. I think he knows he's dying & wants to destroy as much as he can. If he can't rule the world...nothing in the world is of any value.
Staying out of prison, retribution against his enemies, and stuffing pockets with cash are Trump’s goals. His sons and wife grift too, Stephen Miller and Russ Vought, essentially co-prez, implement Project 2025.
Like the end of the James Bond movies where the villain knows he finished so blows up his island/bunker. Except there is no island bunker for Orange Monster: it is our country
You're right! 😅 I keep forgetting the most basic starting points...he does not think & he does not care...not in any way that remotely resembles how thinking & caring people do.
I was wondering how soon ICE would start collecting Korean engineers working on the submarine. But we can only hope that ICE is a distant memory once any nuclear capable place is built.
I don't think Korea has any plans to build a nuclear submarine. Trump may have made it up out of something he heard and utterly misunderstood, or they were jollying him along.
Every single time he meets with foreign leaders, who are universally smarter, wilier, more informed, and less easily bullshitted than him, he is manipulated into a position of disadvantage for the US. “America First,” my ass. Getting tricked into fake deals because you’re an egotistical ignoramus is not leadership
So far, it seems that the only thing The Felon "built" was the fence surrounding the destruction of the East Wing. And is there any record of the contractor being paid? Maybe in food stamps or some 2028 campaign hats.
typo in the headline. awesome job, jeffrey. take a victory lap
inexplicable. the typo wasn't in any of the drafts, so how did that even happen?
I’m guessing it was caused by either Hillary’s emails, the covid vaccine or Hunter’s dick pics.
It was caused by The White House Worm. You know, the one with the crown
OR his right-hand operative? Of course even that vile POS would have to hire the little dogies to do the dirty hacking work for him since he too is nearly AS stupid as his big, dumb orange pumpkin head of a 'boss'.
Acetaminophen? And we could go on and on. Right?
Yes, we can:
Biden's autopen
Chinese thermostats
Italian satellites
Jewish Space Lasers
Mazel tough.
Or, it coulda been Obama.
When in doubt blame Bush.
It was the tan suit.
And the no lapel pin, let's not forget the no lapel pin.
HAHAH!!!
🤣
Why not all three in concert? At the Kennedy Center For The Farts?
Sorry to be late to the party but I'm certain we should blame Garland, Comey, Weitzman, and the janitor. Off with their heads!
😂
I didn't notice either. We smart people fill in the blanks automatically.
If u cn rd ths msg....
Monty Python, in one of their books, published: "If u cn rd this mesg u cn hv a gd job nd hv sx wth th bss."
if I wkd f trmp, I wd nt wnt t hve sx wth th bss. . .
No dmmy u.
😂🤣😂
Exactly, which is why I cant spell very well. My mind sees the misspelled word as correct.
I usually spell very, VERY well, so when I DO notice a typo or misspelling after the fact it makes me CRAZY (a holdover from those Nuns and their big, black leather belts). Ugh, talk about learned ocd! It can be SO frustrating. I was 'the whiz' at speed typing/simultaneous proofreading scripts then switching to Law, HUGE legal documents so even when I wasn't supposed to after promotions (involving legal departments: proofreading dept., back to the 'pool' then back to the Attorney (whichever one I had typed for on Overtime the previous night), they still lined up clamouring for me to 'oh please just fit MINE in before you go home' - while the people who lived in Manhattan got to read newspapers, eat dinner or chat. Never moi. Now, with my wonky eyes, I might as well be a monkey fucking a coconut for all I can manage (another of Jeff's INCREDIBLY FUNNY word pictures I've stolen). ;)
Whoa! Recovering Catholic school student here -- did they beat you with their big black belts? Our school principal had a wooden paddle that we nicknamed "The Board of Education." Humiliation was their preferred way of teaching us, but I did get beaten by an old nun with her cane when I got a math problem wrong. Honestly, some of the sh!t they did to us back then would land them in court today. Psycho bitches from hell.
Was your paddle complete with drilled holes?
Yes, they DID! Even when I was VERY small (began school - in Scotland) at age 4, FFS. They had me labeled before I was aware of what was going on. We had 6 years grammar school, then 6 years Secondary, none of the kindergarten, middle school 'nonsense' as they thought of it. We were tossed into solid subjects at 5 (but the way my birthday fell moved me up to 4 and a couple of months). They were VICIOUS but I was already experiencing that from my own Mother (occasionally I suspected she'd told them to hit me even more than they'd have usually done). Could never prove it, though. One was called up to the front of the class for whatever 'infraction' they invented then ordered to receive (as if it was fucking communion!) either '1' '2' or '3' of 'the belt'. One had to extend both arms with palms upwards one atop the other NO flinching and stand there 'bravely - a soldier of god' as these fuckers called it, to then be HIT as hard as possible across our hands with these vicious solid leather black straps in front of the entire class. Naturally, some would snicker, likely glad it hadn't been THEIR turn, but mine came up far too often for it to be pure coincidence and I did NOTHING to warrant any of it. They weren't belts but they draped them over theirs (ropes for the Nuns, regular belts for the couple of Lay Teachers). Occasionally the pain was SO bad I would flinch, my hands would drop AS I was hit so the belt would smash across my knees (we wore short little uniform skirts). Going home with those enormous welts would earn me yet another even worse beating. I LOATHED those vicious creatures but set out to learn my catechism inside and out, backwards and forwards despite knowing none of it had an ounce of truth JUST SO I could piss them off with my knowledge. It did. They were always furious when my best friend (whose Mother was Protestant which made her also a leper) alternated 1st and 2nd in our class every single year. Strangely, they always seemed to know when my 'sarcasm meter' was boinging to its zenith. I'd have LOVED to have met them once I grew up. My one HUGE regret.
If people only knew how fraught with procrastination many law firms are, they would suffer heart attacks and strokes at the ineptitude and incompetence hidden behind the mahogany desks and sweeping views of the city.
I can't divulge the name of mine - there were a lot of good people there and some awful ones, but most of those I did so much overtime work for were the Associates who produced 99% of the work AND as you've said, were literally doing it right up to the very last minute, especially for the big corporations, racing in cabs after all-nighters to make the meetings. One year after an electrical fire - scads of associates pushing carts of piled-high files and papers for a HUGE deal up Park Avenue to their borrowed new digs at a at another competitive law firm made headlines in NY newspapers WITH photos. It's why someone who could proofread on the fly was so invaluable. It took far too long to go through the multiple steps the firm insisted was 'the right way'. That overtime kept my mortgage paid during some very lean years so I can't complain although I earned every penny of it. MY Partner wanted me to take the NY Bar - was even willing to pay for my law school tuition, believing I could have 'aced' it in a year or so, since I'd just pretty much explained, talked through and rewritten/helped one of the associates pass HIS NY Bar.. I simply had no way to manage working with the distances involved without giving up on my new marriage - a no-no, although the offer was tempting if hubby could have managed on his own for the duration. Several of MY cats were involved at the time as well - and he just couldn't do/manage it. Another missed opportunity. Sigh. We hired primarily from Harvard and Yale so they were expected to have NO life outside of the Firm which gave ME a modicum of satisfaction since I didn't either and they were paid a huge amount more than I would ever see AND they were found terrific (subsidized) apartments back then, and of course wined and dined by the Partners who were 'rich as Kings'.Some of those I knew were Ambassadors and other famous NY people. I still think a lot of frump's envy/resentment of 'those' lawyers stems from how often (and how easily) they beat him in Court and lived Hamptons on the weekend enviable and respected lives he never came close to achieving because intelligence was the first requirement.
The money thing was just hilariously funny.
Thank you for saying we're smart.
But we smart editors learn to put that talent on hold when we're working. <g>
I actually like kng. Perfect for an orange kng named trmp. Who needs vowels anyway?
That fkg fkr.
My mind just automatically put an 'Fu' in front of it, and I assumed it was just missing an 'i'.
Yep!
What typo?
I don’t see a typo, and I’m the world’s biggest anal-retentive copy editor.
So THAT'S something 'else' we have in common. ;)
Oh, I stuck out my first week as a clerk for the City Clerk, she ordered that nothing went out of the office unless I had proofread it first. It's that Latin, Classical Greek, and my father (a writer) proofreading everything I wrote from the fourth grade on... I think I'm allergic to red pencil (it's those pages all marked up in red pencil that he handed back saying, "this is very good, I just made a few corrections.) By the seventh grade, I never showed him anything, I was so traumatized. I proofread everything for my husband and son, both of whom have reading/spelling issues.
SO many years of Latin here as well. De rigeur for an Academic student over there. It certainly helped in the Legal Field, for sure! Classical Greek, however - would have been ‘Greek’ to me .;) I bow to you for that! French was my other language - years upon years (most of which is gone) and then only a couple of Italian here in the States. I can still capisce a wee bit. ;)
I don’t see it either.
That’s the perfect reply Susan!
Typos get a bad rap, don’t you think?
No. I once missed the missing "l" in "public" on the front page of the local weekly. Over the years I also dealt with quite a few calls from readers irate that their name or (more likely) that of one of their grandkids had been misspelled.
😂😂
Spellcheck socks.
Good one!
LOL!
I blame the Deep State.
You’re human, Jeff, not a robot, thank all the gods.
Are we Suuuuuure? THAT was asked of me on twitter (never x) a couple of nights ago. Someone whose post I liked - and interacted with 'hoped' I was real but claimed I could never prove it. WTF? When I assured her that I was VERY real, she responded skeptically that she hoped so but could not be sure. We're living in an insane asylum world (apart from donny fuckwit's magical mystery movie set world, that is). Adding to Jeff's take on his new crown from SK, I'd BET he's now filed that visit away in his 'big dumb orange pumpkin head' as his 'starring role in a new Movie' because 'when you're a STAR you can do anything', y'know. Even bomb the shit out of fishing boats.
I blame the TeeVee. TV has fucked us royally and probably perminantly.
Fox for sure
Gremlins.
I first read your answer as “germans.”
They have Gremlins, too. But with umlauts on the plates.
😂
🤣
Obama did it. 😊
I blame all my typos on my birds that attack my keyboard when I get up for a coffee refill
My dogs and my cat, whose feet are HUGE. Only problem is he never comes here when the dogs are out - so it's a lame excuse but no one really knows that so Sssshhhhh. ;)
My cats are responsible for mine.😂😂
And shrinking the shortcut icons to the size of a single pixel.
paLanTir
Circumcision
That's it! The snipping was done so tightly that it's cutting off blood supply to the brain.
That wins the intar-tubes for Thursday, 10/30/2025.
🤣
Jewish Space lasers aimed at your keyboard
Were you using Hunter’s laptop? 😂
Probably swamp gas reflecting an image of Venus into a Brazilian thermostat set to "steal elections".
Dont judge yourself Jeff on that.
I do it all the fucking time, along with my constant misuse of the ' and the ;
That would make any english major cringe.
Fortunately most of us don’t care about those details, Wendy. 😉
I love you Wendy 💙
No harm, no foul
Perhaps, in light of Virgin Monk Boy's post, that should be
No harm, no fowl
Fk beat me to the bird. 🐔
Story of my life
Ditto Seth!
😛
Okay, i just went back and read the title and still don’t see typo.
Jeff left the "i" out of King. But Donnie from Queens has never heard the expression, there's no "I" in team. You're either on team Donnie or not. Nobody here is. So it all worked out.
Thank you for clearing that up! I can’t believe I didn’t notice that typo, even affer looking for it. Maybr I’M the one who needs an MRI.
Ya, I had to go back and look AGAIN after Mingo pointed out the error!
Okay I feel better.
I had to be led by the hand and have it lit up in fuchsia in order to see it
well clearly now it's been fixed? OR I'm the one who DESPERATELY needs a real MRI? Because I've just now gone back to look 6 FUCKING TIMES and I SEE the I in 'King'. OR maybe I'm finally having the stroke I thought I might have back when wanna-be king fuckwit ascended to his golden poopy-throne imagining he was fucking Royalty!
Yes, it’s been fixed. Now Jeff is just fucking with us.
we’ve all stroked out thinking this time line is real - just CAN’T be
Nah, it happens. I saw it but I thought it was intentional.
😂😂
dude, chill on yourself...I know you care about journalistic integrity, but very few of us (I wanna say "none of us" but I know better) give a fuck about the grammar here...it's all about the message and how you write that message bro!
I eat typos for breakfast, now.
Just the kind of obfuscation AI would use. Hmmm. Open the pod bay doors Jeff.
Distract them w/a few extra f-bombs… I mean ‘have we learned nothing?’😒🙄
I didn't even notice, and I'm a professional editor.... don't worry about it!
I thought Kng was deliberate, and I liked it.
Shit! You're not perfect like all the rest of us :-D
We thought it was intentional lol 😉
Don’t agonize over the small stuff! You have a very needed and wanted article to write.
Did not see it, so you are safe😍
I only see typos after 5 pm PST (Portland time), so, well done sir! And EGGSELENT post today FTW 🙌🏼
I would have never noticed!
Gotta hand it to South Korea. With the fake Silla Dynasty crown they both convincingly flattered that shallow dipshit and simultaneously trolled him
And their congress showed everyone how to stand up to a to a tinpot dictator.
I think most countries leaders discovered long ago, as Russia did… flatter this demented dipshit, and he’ll give you whatever you want!
☝️☝️☝️
Kudos to our longtime ally SK for trolling Mr. “I’m not a king” preznit with an actual crown. Hook line and sinker, he doesn’t even get the joke.
That crown looks like it was made by a child with cardboard, glitter & tiny green macaroni.
But Kristy, it's just a replica. He probably needs glasses.
For sure, but too vain.
A replica made by a second grader.
MAKE AMERICA SMARTEST AGAIN
*ok that was an autofill typo but I left it in honor of today’s theme ;)
Wait that actually fk’n WORKS😂
He is now officially Burger King. Sell that obese and senile fuck a whopper.
Schadenfreude at its finest.
Fucking with the malodorous codpiece…I call him, cretinous wastrel, grey matter Doc was damn amusing!
Lol! Too funny 😂
Even if someone tries to explain to the toddler the meaning behind the fake crown and how the entire world is giggling at his ignorance, he will be shining that head piece daily and parading around the half of the White House still standing.
Indeed!
Donations to Heretic Coffee as of yesterday were almost up to 200K!
awesome!
That’s incredible. The Heretic Coffee crew just quietly did more for the country in 48 hours than Trump has in his whole political career. Faith without grift, imagine that.
Yay Oregon!!!
I love the name !
Yes, one has to wonder what Starbucks is doing.
Burning the coffee
Fantastic!!
don't make me cry
👏👏👏
We need the ability to restack posts. Oh I just found a way. "Also share to notes..."
I found it ironic (and wonderful) that the "heretics" are feeding the poor, while the "christians" are letting them go without food.
Is America great again yet?
Excellent observation. So true....ugh.
Excellent observation. Thx
Give him his big-ass crown and put the spoiled baby to bed🙄…. Release the damn Epstein files and send him to jail!
Bank records are coming out Fri thru some lawsuit
In about 2 weeks? 😏
He should definitely wear that ridiculous thing—everywhere!
I’d pay to see that. Not much, but I would.
He should sit on the gawddamed thing.
Send him to hell in my version.
"How To Manipulate A Dumbfuck President" 😂🤦♀️
Philly is my second home and the "shipyards" is in no way able to handle this little project. But it's fun to go there and sit at a picnic table and enjoy lunch on nice days.
He's such an embarrassment and dangerously nuts.
The Seinfeld meme is pure gold. 😆 I'll laugh about that all day!
This wont end till cholesterol FINALLY does its job.
Perfectly said. The man’s arteries are America’s last line of defense. Every time he eats another Big Mac, democracy gets one more day of hope.
UNfortunately for us, this is why weasel-miller is hurrying as fast as his feet can move to consolidate more of his VICIOUS 'power' because HE knows just howclose his orange clown king is to the great beyond so his fucking ORDERS to their fucking bully/cowards that they are free from ANY State or Local Law Enforcement and can do absolutely ANYTHING (by being Fed govt. goons) implicitly giving them permission to kill US was so sickeningly beyond what he was elected to do. Wait - he wasn't 'elected', you say? Then who the FUCK is this vampiric/walking dead POS out there ORDERING troops, national guard, border patrol, ICE 'agents' to do their worst? HE needs to be grabbed up by local LEO's and charged by our best Prosecutors with inciting wholesale murder of Americans!
Please immediately go to the sandwich shop nearest to that picnic table and tell the owner to create a "Nuke Sub" (I suggest s/he include kimchi as one of the ingredients): put a sign in the window advertising Nuke Subs and I'm sure Kegseth will send a large check in short order.
😂😂😂
genius
Tritium topping.
Yes, kimchi would be the bomb!
It might be a stroke rather than a heart attack.
Speaking for myself, I'm not picky.
I'd still enjoy the hell out of him having Locked-In Syndrome from a brain stem stroke. The thought of him laying there, able to hear & think, but unable to see, move, or communicate - while all the news outlets spend their entire broadcast days fill w/ stories of his crimes & failed "presidency"?
PRICELESS!!! 🤣
Does anyone doubt we’ll have an Ai president then, and not even know?
And not even NOW?
I'll take a subdural hematoma for $500.
" All my trousers come from Aisa,
I ship my pants."
* King Diaperload.
😉
Tonight works for me.
Funny, cause we’ll talk about the felons demise and my honey will say “how about now”! 👍🏻
Well, this is tomorrow, but nothing's happened.
I can hear the actual sound of that “I’m the King” dude! Fuckin love me some Seinfeld!!! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I was flabbergasted by Trumps meeting with Xi yesterday.
He’s a complete imbecile, and he’s going to be played by Xi like a fiddle.
The body language and incessant yammering were very revealing.
When he meets with the heads of state of our Democratic allies he’s a contrarian bully,
but when he meets with dictators he’s an obsequious fanboy?
What a pathetic loser!
I loved that when they were shaking hands for the camera--you know, when they both face front but shake across themselves? Trump was just yammering and shaking his hand and putting his other arm around Xi, and Xi's just facing forward like "am I really enduring this?" No talk, no bowing, no grasping with his other hand.
The fact that Trump can't see how other people think about him is telling.
Did you see him giving a side hug/squeeze to the South Korean PM? She looked positively terrified!
It's like, dude--good touch/bad touch. Nobody's cuddling with you or laughing in a jocular way. I would love for someone to just be like "EWW!" and push him away.
But they're smarter than a lot of US people are--they're playing the long game. "Sure--we'll act like it's an honor for you to be here because that works for us."
I hope all the leaders of these countries have a group text where all they do is share stories about the Mad King.
You KNOW they do!
She’s probably thrown that outfit in the garbage.
And taken a Silkwood shower.
“Get away from me with your poopy filled diaper
Oh the smell! Thank heavens for Menthol-Rub under the nose!”
It’s very reminiscent of Helsinki and Putin
He thinks because he can charm/con the entire Republican Party and 37% of the American public he can charm/con Xi and Putin.
No. He looked like a schoolboy walking out of the Principals office after a major reaming in Helsinki. Putin had just given him his new marching orders and threatened him. Only a scolding and a threat produces the look trump had on his face.
"I GOT A SOCCER BALL!"
Xi had to smell his shitty diaper
Good.
Never mind that the concepts of a framework of discussions about a possible “deal” are just concessions to PARTIALLY resolve the economic problems the Mad King created in the first place with his stupid tariffs. Assuming that the “deal” he announced actually happens, which it won’t.
But egg prices, am I right?
Only anal-gassted.
There’s a pizza joint in upstate NY near where I used to live doing free pizza for SNAP recipients too. I think we’re going to see a lot of small businesses stepping up to take the place of the useless government. Thank you to good people. 🙏
Sergio's Pizza in Malta, NY, is giving away personal-size pizzas to SNAP recepients in need.
Thanks for sharing. I’m going there tomorrow to donate some money for this good cause.
I read a few years ago that having local charities, small businesses and communities care for those in need (if they can) while canceling all tax money for programs taking care of the poor and needy, is the republican's plan. We don't need to research where the saved money will be going.
My husband read online, about a store somewhere that is selling, for $40, a FULL Thanksgiving dinner for four, w/ ALL the trimmings, to SNAP recipients & etc. Wish I could find out who they are - I'd happily donate $ to them!!
👏👏👏
A crown replica that represents the fall of a power because of corruption and incompetence. How perfectly fitting....
That reminds me of the time Queen Elizabeth II met Obama and wore the Devonshire Diamond Tiara which represents the Tree of Knowledge and when she met with T💩p she wore the Burmese Ruby Tiara which represents protection from evil. True story!
Shades of Madeleine Albright! (As Secretary of State, Albright wore pins to allow her to subtly speak her mind when she couldn't do it out loud to the person(s) meeting with her on a given day or trip.)
Absofkinglutely! Her collection of pins (which I have seen in person when it was on tour) is one for the ages. There is a wonderful book about the collection and the stories behind them by Ms. Albright titled "Read My Pins" -- I am a book lover, and this is a favorite in my collection.
That woman was one class act, wish we could clone her
As in “Evil Eye?”
No, just your garden-variety evil.
You know they had to do this deliberately. And are laughing behind the scenes at the abysmal brains of the american contingent.
Jeff, and this morning we discover Donald was posting around 3am about how we should just arrest anyone who criticizes him… OYOYOY, quoting a nurse who works with dementia patients, it’s all very normal. “Golf with MAGAs” was enlightening the other day. The typical maga reaction to Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl..they were so incensed… so I explained to the group that all tv’s had an on-off button..use it and quit complaining. Next up was the impeding law suits against Comey, James, maybe Brennan. Boy they were very excited at convictions. I pointed out that the DOJ attorneys were 3rd stringers, getting slapped back on their heels by federal judges appointed by Reagan, Bush, Obama, Trump. And then I brought up “selective prosecution and vindictive prosecution” and Donald’s statements were all the substantive proof of such prosecutions. I then quoted one judge concerning Portland.. “the administration seems untethered to reality”. Needless to say this was a very unhappy group as I said bye bye.
Good job Fastball!!!!
Oh dear, did reality slap them upside their heads. Too bad, so sad. I think their taxes need to be raised to pay for the poor that will lose their food and health care. Selfish old, white fucks.
Bravo to you!!!! I love it. 💙💙💙💙
I’m saving this, Fastball ⚾️
In September ICE raided a Hyundai/LG plant in Ellabell, Georgia, tipped off by MAGA Tori Branum, a congressional aspirant who’s proud that 450 engineers were detained, and deported to South Korea. They don’t want to return. From South Korea, Trump gets a fake-gold crown as big as a wastebasket.
Which is perfectly suited to his rotting pumpkin head. Take out the trash!
I don't get what Felon47 thinks he's playing. He's eliminated the guardrails of his first term. I think he knows he's dying & wants to destroy as much as he can. If he can't rule the world...nothing in the world is of any value.
Staying out of prison, retribution against his enemies, and stuffing pockets with cash are Trump’s goals. His sons and wife grift too, Stephen Miller and Russ Vought, essentially co-prez, implement Project 2025.
Vought said he wanted to TRAUMATIZE
people. There should be a class action lawsuit by Americans for INTENTIONAL
INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.
Like the end of the James Bond movies where the villain knows he finished so blows up his island/bunker. Except there is no island bunker for Orange Monster: it is our country
Hawk-a-Loogie would be a fitting start....
Same as Putin - rotting to death from within and trying to take the rest of us to hell with him.
Unfortunately Felon47 does not think!
You're right! 😅 I keep forgetting the most basic starting points...he does not think & he does not care...not in any way that remotely resembles how thinking & caring people do.
Good played toilets and crowns come to mind. Shiny things. Hamburgers. That about covers all of his interests except for naked children.
Leslie....actually it's as big as a toilet.
My first thought, too.
I was wondering how soon ICE would start collecting Korean engineers working on the submarine. But we can only hope that ICE is a distant memory once any nuclear capable place is built.
I don't think Korea has any plans to build a nuclear submarine. Trump may have made it up out of something he heard and utterly misunderstood, or they were jollying him along.
If a replica crown from a failed dynasty isn’t apropos to Trump’s admin, I don’t know what is
Wouldn't it be great if, the second he tries to put it on, the entire top half of his head turns GREEN?
🤣🤣🤣
Every single time he meets with foreign leaders, who are universally smarter, wilier, more informed, and less easily bullshitted than him, he is manipulated into a position of disadvantage for the US. “America First,” my ass. Getting tricked into fake deals because you’re an egotistical ignoramus is not leadership
So far, it seems that the only thing The Felon "built" was the fence surrounding the destruction of the East Wing. And is there any record of the contractor being paid? Maybe in food stamps or some 2028 campaign hats.
Will he ever pay the contractors, or just line his own pockets?
No. Yes.
If past history...they'll wait and pound sand!
He has the entire US Treasury to pay the contractors this time so they are probably safe.
Hopefully won't be too long til the fucker croaks. His body composition is rotting flesh, cankle juice and shart.
Lol nice Freudian slip of the keyboard there…except he “crooks” every day!
Eww.. 😝
Shinies for the malevolent bowerbird, to go in his nest. How utterly embarrassing as an American.