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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

but at least we denied the presidency to the woman who couldn't solve a thousand-year-old conflict during the 107 days she was a candidate, am I right

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Lucius's avatar

Not only that, she was a failure at the border czar job that she never had. /s

I fucking hate this country and an increasing number of it's people.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Going to need a bigger martini glass, I'm sure of that.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Just have two IVs - - gin in one and vermouth in the other

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Cathy 98280's avatar

I’d prefer a Vesper, thank you. 1 part gin, 1 part vodka and a little blonde Lillet. Lemon twist, too.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

I don't know about in the US - but in the UK, a "Lillet" is a tampon. Not sure I'd want it in a Vesper. . .

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Cathy 98280's avatar

It’s a French aperitif. If it’s a tampon in the UK, why did Charles tell Camilla he wished he could be a Tampax?

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Well, I don't like to say it - but the Lillet is a teeny, tiny tampon that slips in quick. A tampax is a big bulky thing that you need a special tube to insert. . .don't know whether that says more about the King or Camilla. . .

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Cathy 98280's avatar

😁😁😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣! Thanks for the correction! 😁😁😁

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Teri's avatar

LAdy, 💖 for the laugh in this freaking nightmare.

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Bikracer's avatar

😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Still laughing. Thanks.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Lillet = booze

Lil-let = tampon

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

It's a French aperitif here. Like Dubonnet

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Ah, I love it when you guys make me laugh. I need it so much these days.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

Hahahahahaha!! That’s funny!

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Mary Lyons Hunter's avatar

Dirty martini for me

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Cheri Collins's avatar

I'll take a good single malt whiskey, neat. Just give me the whole bottle and a straw.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

😂😂😂

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Bonnie Council's avatar

I really need that laughing face emoji, but don't have it on my laptop.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Two 🫒 🫒

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Bonnie Council's avatar

Me too.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Ian Fleming’s Casino Royale. Had to check it out

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Deborah Arapa's avatar

Shockingly great choice!

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Deborah Arapa's avatar

Apparently we’re a drinking

club. Cheers to all!

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Michelle C Pilecki's avatar

Brandy for me, please. And top up the glass just like Cpl. Nobby Nobbs prefers.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Ohhh…sounds delicious!

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Marla's avatar

French 75 for me. And oldie, but goodie.

Like me. Well, the old part.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Lillet is lovely on its own too. My friend serves it with an orange slice.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Omit the vodka and you have my interest.

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Morgan's avatar

Just pump that drink straight into me veins please.. I just cannot even fathom the narcissism of the Orange Shitstain and that other white pasty Fvck MuskRat Brain.. oh and the American people will be paying all those souls sent to Guantanamo in more taxes.. they’re not doing it for free people..

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Stupidly decided to deglaze the liver this month, since we washed up on Dry January, and plus February has three less days. How was I to know the shite would be flying this thick and fast??

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I need triples 😡

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I really wish I could pick up and leave this country!! FUCK TRUMP AND ELON THE FREAKY LOOKING ASSHOLE 🤬

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Cathy Wray's avatar

Doreen, Musk is so fucking ugly, in spirit and body.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

He is disgusting 🤮

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Bikracer's avatar

I wish the same for myself but it’s impossible.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Lucius, putting these two career criminals together in a room, this is the grift that comes out of it!!

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shee-rah's avatar

The grift that keeps on grifting.

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James Starr's avatar

I hate this country, too....passionately

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Bonnie Council's avatar

I don't hate this country, but I do really despise an increasing number of it's people, many of whom are in DC.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Not voting for Kamala because you thought she wasn't pro-Gaza enough is like saying, "Hmm, that salad looks a bit wilted. Give me a 5-gallon bucket of dog shit instead."

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Coffee snort!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Probably not a good idea to read the comments while eating or drinking...

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

I DO know better! Caught me off guard!

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Let me sum up's avatar

Or a 5 gallon bucket of potato salad that's been sitting in the sun all day.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

No, a 5-gallon bucket of spoiled potato salad would be Chuck Schumer

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Let me sum up's avatar

Hey-O!

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Marycat2021's avatar

You really are rather partial to buckets of dog shit, I see.

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Makes for good analogies

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Hilarious!!!!!!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Genocide Joe and Killer Kamala! I just couldn’t vote for them, I just couldn’t! Anyway, I hope my personal punishment of them has taught the Democratic Party an important lesson!

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

dude, I know you're being sarcastic, but get ready for people to be yelling at you all day for your comment

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Oh, I asked for it. Act like a jackass, get the stick as the jackass does.

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Jessica Moats's avatar

Learned a new term today! Thank you Jeff and Wikipedia. (here’s hoping Musk takes over that horrible site.)

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Cathy 98280's avatar

Just now read about Musk and Wikipedia - I’m glad they pissed him off.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

Say, “What?”

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Jessica Moats's avatar

This is the sarcasm just fyi

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Nooooo!

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Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

Never knew about Poe’s law! Thx. Richard needs to learn /s Or is it \s ?? Lol I’m afraid to be sarcastic online BECAUSE of Poe’s law!!! So I guess I knew about it, just not its formal name. I’ll shut up now. Love both you and Ms Spouse, Jeff. You keep us sane.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

As an apology for jackassery, I submit this clip from Allegro Non Troppo (1977) set to Dvorak's Slavic Dance #7. Perhaps it will remind you of a politician or two. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y87nLlz3iDQ

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T L Mills's avatar

Thank You for that link--I 've always loved Dvorak and the cartoon is very cute. Hopefully, we can (eventually) flash our collective moons* at Trump and Smuk, and say Hah!

(*or a suitably insulting substitute)

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Dave Drell's avatar

Dvorak! come her for the rough talk and get culture at the same time!

Love his 7th, 8th, 9th Symphonies!!!!

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Teresa's avatar

I've always loved that film. Thanks for the reminder, I'll have to watch it again soon.

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Teri's avatar

Teresa, till wifi + cable are cut off. Phones too.

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Teresa's avatar

Yes......and there won't be a damn thing we can do about it, either. NOTHING they can do will surprise me. These are very dark and scary times.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Sweet, well dug Richard!!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Richard: 🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Would someone please invent a Sarcasma font? A number of us really need one! 😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Thats for sure…because so much gets lost in translation!

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Teri's avatar

Cheri, /s indicates sarcasm

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Naw, we know Richard is merely fucking with us… although Biden and Harris policy towards Israel, and the genocide that happened under their watch, was completely misguided!

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Yes, Harris could not get elected, but she committed GENOCIDE. Yup.

She's a real killer. Probably belongs to HAMAS.

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Teri's avatar

But Biden still sent 2000 lb bombs to Israel, knowing they would kill and maim thousands. Voted for Biden twice.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Terri… having worked for defense contractors for years I feel complicit in the death and destruction, I’m aware of others who feel likewise.

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Let me sum up's avatar

That does tend to happen around here on occasion. Ask me how I know.

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Flush VonShitzinPantz's avatar

Hopefully your soft landing for him right there will blunt most of those without the ability to distinguish that. Nice one.

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Lucius's avatar

I got the sarcasm too, but I also know people who said almost that exact same thing and meant it completely seriously.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

I almost bit! But figured it out! Richard, I think your sarcasm needs to be a bit less trolly!

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Doreen Garza's avatar

You’re correct Jeff!!!

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Same here. It..it ..was asking too much! A woman, with a plan, just too much!

PS My 94 yo mother and I had a bet that America would elect Kamala. I lost. Mom’s always right.

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SeekingReason's avatar

Except we know Harris didn’t lose. Recognise a coup when you witness it.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Lots of questions about Trumps “victory” in PA. How’s come nobody’s asking about that?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

See posted link below Karen. Greg Palast wrote about voter suppression a couple weeks ago that explains the how and why of the election. He’s on Substack, Thom Hartman also published his findings, posted below.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Thanks Patrick for helping to spread that Palast article. 💙

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

During the last week or two of the campaign, Trump told rally-goers, "You don't even need to vote; I already have all the votes I need." There is def more to this story

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Voter suppression caused her to lose. If I knew how to do it, I would share a conversation between Thom Hartmann and Greg Palast that I saw on BlueSky. It is quite enlightening. If you’re on BlueSky, it’s on my timeline.

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T L Mills's avatar

I read that excellent article, too. It was both enlightening and rage-engendering. It's unbelievably infuriating that the Repubbies are able to push voter suppression moves througha legislature in that fashion--but it does emphasize that the R's are still afraid of a level playing field when voting time rolls around.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Good on you T L!!

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

The Dem leadership needs to read the Greg Palast article & PLAN to fight to overcome it; file lawsuits, do everything, tell voters about the “Poison Postcards.”

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I would have thought after posting the Palast piece when it was released on his web site…right here! Would have been enough for anyone interested to peruse. Then Palast came to Substack and began posting his investigation, Thom did as well, hmm!

It’s certainly telling how MSM is serving its corporate overlords Sharon, there’s still people who don’t know the difference between truth, fantasy and propaganda!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I read it .

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

I’m on Bluesky. I’ll check it out! 😊

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Read the Palst article that Patrick just posted here

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

GREG PALAST

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Mombeka's avatar

I’m sure it’s really all that Kenyan guy Obama’s fault. Trump tried to expose him but nobody would listen!

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

And George Soros. And trans kids.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I thought everything is Biden's fault now.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Obviously it is. Everything done by Biden , whether positive or negative, was wrong and will be “corrected “ by the “ real estate genius “ at the behest of his owner. It’s the trusk administration now.

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BC's avatar

But trump is a saint, huh? You and people like you support a man who is trying his best to be a dictator over us. I'm sorry you're either blind, in the cult of MAGA or stupid. You wouldn't know a good person if you saw one. You like a man who is doing nothing for us, but plenty for himself. He cozies up to other dictators and alienates our allies. Worst president, but even more, worst man I've ever seen or heard.

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Betsy L's avatar

Take a step back, BC. This whole string is sarcasm at its finest. Your clue was the bit about punishing Dems. Don't lose your sense of humor in all this; it may be the only shield any of us has against the insanity.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Couldn’t agree with you more, and you may want to have your sarcasm detector recalibrated.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Oh! Oh! Oh! - One of the saddest things about this whole debacle is that so MANY people seem to post incredibly ignorant things, our sarcasm detectors don't need "recalibrating" - they need life support. Seems to me the whole "/s" thing started at the beginning of the trump regime. Satire isn't dead - but it sure takes a good thrashing sometimes. . .

(and PS - I HATE the "/s"!)

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Teri's avatar

Lady, you may hate /s, but it is necessary since we can't see facial expressions, tone of voice, or other obv clues one gets face to face.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Hmmmm. Maybe there's a way to use Comic Sans for sarcastic comments....

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Sorry, I’ve been very bitter about this shit ever since I saw dewy-eyed Michigan kids saying this kind of bullshit

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Since I’ve seen your comments on here numerous times, I know you are one of us, and I got the sarcasm immediately. There should be some way to explain that it’s sarcasm without actually saying it.

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

There is. End the comment with /s

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Or you could reply "The fact that people are too stupid to recognise sarcasm when they see it is one of the reasons we are IN this shit!"

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BC's avatar

Excuse me, but you m not stupid becaus I missed the sarcasm. That comment is unwarranted.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Having a mobbed up career criminal as the leader of the (not so) free world, was certain to be a disaster, only a small fraction of imbecilic wastrels would think otherwise BC

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Some people need a big ole sign that says SARCASM, especially if it is acommener thay are unfamiliar with. I knew you were being sarcastic .

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James Stanley's avatar

/s helps. At least on reddit

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Seemed obvious.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Commenter 😮‍💨

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Why the Democratic Party? It is the Republicans voting for Trump and Congress that has us in this mess. Republicans knew what Trump would do to DEMOCRACY. They voted ion November and the SENATE votes for every LOSER Trump wants in his Cabinet.

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Derek Smith's avatar

Go back to McConnell and the two impeachments he bamboozled the Republicans into dismissing. Now the fear of being 'primaried' is foremost to keep them all in line because Lone Muskrat has the $$$ to fund any primary challenge he wants, whether it be Dem or Rethug.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Take your meds.

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Charles Austin's avatar

And I have a Zoom meeting on Saturday with some of these sanctimonious asshats. I'll be sure to stick their noses in it.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Understood, but surely you didn't think they'd be better off with the current administration?

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Not in the least

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SeekingReason's avatar

Please indicate sarc when it is

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Let me sum up's avatar

You must be new here...

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BC's avatar

Nope, not new. . Sometimes I miss the sarcasm, as I demonstrated here.

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Let me sum up's avatar

And i should have added a wink at the end of my comment- I didn't mean to come off as a little snot.

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Doreen Garza's avatar

WTF? Bye Richard, look wtf you did and helped cause us to be in the horrible position we’re now in!!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

It's a fucking joke. Come on!

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Joseph Michaels's avatar

It taught them fuck-all.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Nancy Mace can turn her own house into Mar-A-lar-Gofuckyourself.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Moreover, she can fork herself in the road.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

She was simply out-monied and propagandized against. Still we need a real leader for Democrats and she is a great communicator. Here is a letter I sent her this morning. If you agree with me, please write to her and Dems who can communicate and relate to people:

Dear Madam VP (former) - I am writing as a former and current supporter. We are in the worst crisis our Nation has faced since the Civil War and our Democratic leaders are floundering in the face of the daily hurricane blast of nonsense and criminality from the Oval Office. Could you please find the strength to come out of retirement and help organize a shadow government using our best communicators. We need an organized and strong message to counter the Orange Dictator. We need people like Jasmine Crockett, Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar, and a dozen other people organized to get out there and bring our message to people. We need a highly competent modern communication genius to get the message placed and pounded in, daily. I feel like Princess Leia pleading with Obiwan Kemobi, but this seems to be an all hands on deck moment. Think it over, please.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

Amy Klobuchar? She is voting with the Republicans to put Trump's yahoos in charge of the government. Try Mazie Hirono and Tammy Duckworth. They do not "go along to get along"!

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Let me sum up's avatar

THIS! Klobs is a pathetic wannabe & a collaborator of the highest order.

Our other senator, Tina Smith, is a legit part of the opposition. Except for voting for fucking Rubio.

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Let me sum up's avatar

Plus, Klobs just got reelected so there's NO colorable argument for her complicity.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

I think they all looked at Rubio and thought he was a good guy. OOPS!

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Let me sum up's avatar

You are more generous than I in your assessment.😉

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Robert Eckert's avatar

...and thought "he's from our club, if we vote for him that increases the chance that in the future there will be a cushy job for ME"

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I am simply astonished by Dems voting for his awful nominees…

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Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

Exactly!

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Timothy Eble's avatar

I would like to thank all of the pro Palestinian protesters who while Biden was trying to keep a lid on things called him genocide Joe and the like. I was at a fund raiser where the debris from that group infiltrated and seriously tried to disrupt the program. They wanted a change in mid eastern policy, and they got it. From unnecessary killings before to calculated extermination of a people and its culture now. It was so clear what would happen, that a mule could have seen it coming. They damaged Biden’s campaign and later the campaign of Harris. I have never seen a dumber group less aware of the ramifications of their actions.

Now, if they protest, they can expect to be arrested, shot or deported to Guantanamo. So, reap what you sow.

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Burke's avatar

Gotta face some facts now.

Elon has added the Executive Branch to his asset portfolio. He paid $290 million for it. With Donald's help he has control of the Legislative Branch as well. Regardless of the Constitution or federal laws he will do whatever he wants and thumb his nose at anyone who tries to stop him. "I bought this. It's mine!"

Heather reported last night that Elon's tech kids are installing an AI program into the Treasury payments system. What could go wrong with that? AI is perfect, right?

Like he did after his takeover of Twitter, it's wrecking ball time. Fire the competent independent employees. Offer buyouts to everyone and whoever raises their hand just outed themselves as disloyal. Then back stab them and retract the deal.

Donald and Congress have laid down at the feet of the all powerful Elon. Which human or committee in the Judicial Branch has the power to stop Elon and his team from fucking up the government and committing crimes? The rules, the laws, the Constitution, do not apply to Elon. Like Russia, there are some people in America who are above the law.

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Burke's avatar

Look at this from Elon's point of view. There was this inefficient democracy where the people rule themselves and it was a mess.

"Since I'm the Smartest Big Swinging Dick Master of the Universe, I'll just step in here and make the changes I decide. Why ask the lower rank nobles for their input? Who needs a board of directors or a Congress? I sure don't. So I'll go in here and scramble up the system and see how it settles out. Harm to people? No worries. They will survive. Kill people? Collateral damage for the greater good."

Elon doesn't read history, apparently. Other maniacs/kings/dictators who have gone against the will of the people eventually pay for their crimes. See King Charles I for example.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The judge who enjoined further funding freezes should summons Elon to a show-cause hearing (that's "show cause why you should not be held in contempt of court") and if Elon doesn't show, send marshalls heavily armed enough to engage with Elon's security detail (if Elon is killed resisting arrest, nothing of value will be lost).

This would require more guts than I realistically expect to see.

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Teri's avatar

Jeff, your title today: "Just a couple of Dudes Planning War Crimes, As One Does" -- should have an asterisk *Detonation of Unexploded Bombs May Occur During Talks, Killing and Maiming Others"

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Ole Anderson's avatar

The orange shit stain plans for us to pay for the cleanup of unexploded ordinance to prep the site for Jared to start building resorts for the ‘World people’. Trump will profit, US troops will die and be maimed for life, Palestinians will be ethnically cleansed to make way for this Faustian deal.

Not one RepubliCON will stand against this nonsense?!?

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

What I’ve been asking myself for the last many hours is where the fuck are all those college students who were screaming about Gaza before the election and yelling at Joe and Kamala about it? Why the fuck aren’t they in the streets? Those little shits that didn’t turn out to vote after all are suddenly quiet and studious?

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Also, she CACKLED, am I right?

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Sara Toye's avatar

Jeff, you are right. Kamala was a slacker for sure.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Probably wants to name it Gaz-a-Largo.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And with Sen. Fetterman's blessing. WTF happened to this guy? Has he always been a Dump supporting dickhead in a hoodie or did he get one of those suitcases full of cash for agreeing to be supportive of dear leader's barbaric plans? It doesn't seem to matter anymore whether it's a clear violation of the Geneva Convention, Emoluments Clause or the Constitution, the GOP along with help from sellouts like Sen. Fetterman will continue support the evil plans of his assholiness.

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kdsherpa's avatar

A-fib, stroke, hospitalization for depression. Everyone gave him the benefit of the doubt (we ARE Democrats, after all). Damn shame, damn shame. Should have cut him lose back in 2023.

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PTW's avatar

Yeah, except the alternative AT THE TIME in the general election was Mehmet Oz. Definitely not an upgrade.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I remember.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’ve read a few reasons: his stroke (disclaimer: no, not everyone who has a stroke changes but it can happen: https://www.stroke.org/en/help-and-support/resource-library/lets-talk-about-stroke/personality-changes; and his wife is an immigrant.

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Nancy Eadie Larkin's avatar

“and his wife is an immigrant.”

A beautiful, outspoken immigrant. He also has two children.

The explanation for his course change is clear. It’s not the stroke.

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kdsherpa's avatar

GOSH, Kay-El!! You've got it!!! Spread the word as far as it can go. I'm putting it on my substack right now.

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Linda Fulcher's avatar

He's a phony. He goes whichever way the wind is blowing and right now it's a MAGA wind. Primary him.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

If anyone thinks the Hamas and their friends will let that piece of land see a day of peace they are wrong. Arabs of different stripes could be new bedfellows and it will be a guerrilla style war you are talking another Afghanistan, unnecessary totally.

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Teri's avatar

Douglas, will maga wake up when maga sons and daughters body bags arrive from Gaza? Bodies in 500 small pieces from detonations? Just to enrich Jared and Turd?

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Probably not. And there won’t be any daughters in body bags according to Hogsbreath, or whatever his name is.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Exactly. Fetterman is not dancing with them what brung him, for sure. When he comes up for re-election, I hope he is primaried from the Left and goes down in flames.

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Elizabeth Ayer's avatar

“His assholiness”! Is that yours? It’s great!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Trump said that "world's people" will come to his Riviera on the Mediterranean. Yep, all the people of the world who can afford five-star hotels. And that's after he got rid of the 1.8 million who can't afford these hotels. After all, they're used to living in tents!

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Teri's avatar

Where will wait staff, hotel maids, desk clerks, etc live? Nothing left of Gaza but rubble. If it's housing for resort staff, or a bigger golf course... Gee, I wonder what Jared will choose?

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

They will hire cheap labor from Asia and keep them in dormitories. Very often maids live in the basements of hotels. With rare exceptions, these people are never allowed to become permanent residents.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

Jared originally planned to relocate the Palestinians to the desert. Netanyahu never did want them to remain in Gaza.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL Mike! 😂😂😂

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Linda Fairchild's avatar

Gas-a-Lago. It's cheaper to build crematoriums first. Then build the hotels on their beautiful waterfront.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Or support that pipeline of Ivanka's coffins from China.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Build 'em together, The crems will heat the hotel bathwater. . .

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Kay-El's avatar

Hat tip for this excellent comment.

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Cheryl Keeping's avatar

You took the words right out of my mouth!

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SeekingReason's avatar

Good One Mike!

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Well, thanks for this one. I’m so pissed off right now, I’ll need a DEFIBRILLATOR after my session in the gym. Of course they aren't talking about the crimes being committed every minute at the treasury.

To think I ever thought Fetterman was a good guy.

And Nancy Mace is a C. I hate that word, but she fits the description. 🙄

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Lisa59's avatar

I'm completely disgusted with Democrats. Democracy is burning. They are holding the fire hose and won't turn on the water. They're more interested in protecting their stock portfolios. Thom Hartmann wrote the perfect piece on who Democrats really represent. Robert Reich spoke to a number of Democrats who really don't give a shit. This tech-coup has shined a light on their hypocrisy. They're all Fettermans. The Progressives are the only smart ones in the bunch. And they do everything they can to shut them up. We need a new party. The Progressive People's Party. Why haven't they tried to overturn Citizens United? Because they benefit from it. The neoliberal Democrats have told us to fuck off. They're all in bed together. I'm done. They can take their lies, wrap them up real tight and pound them up their ass with a rubber hammer. Fuck them all to hell.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Sadly agree…AOC wants to stop stock purchasing when serving in Congress, right? I think I read that. Fetterman…fuck that guy. 🤦‍♀️

BTW…. you would make a tremendous copywriter, Lisa. 😂😂

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Lisa59's avatar

You're a doll. 😅

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→ I am SO WITH YOU on this sentiment, Lisa! All most of them know how to do is fucking dial for dollars! I am hit up for donations four and five times a day even now after the fucking election! And the first fucking text out of Adam Schiff after the inauguration sent me Flying around my apartment like an angry popped balloon. I couldn’t believe what he wrote on the socials about working together with the fucking Republicans and congratulating the demon spawn of Satan. What in the actual fuck? We in California elected this douche bag instead of Katie Porter?

I have HAD it! Give us a party filled with AOC, Jasmine, Crockett, Jamie Raskin, Liz Warren, and Chris Murphy (now finding his anger). I'm missing a few, I know, but the rest can go fuck off all the way to Fetterman's hoodie and bury themselves in it.

Thank you, Jeff for the brilliant wordplay, 𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟, I like to repeat multiple times a day like Arya Stark reciting those that have betrayed her and her family.

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Lisa59's avatar

I'm glad, I'm not alone. Thank you. I think about how my family members got their heads cracked open so people could have a 40 hr work week, a living wage and a fucking coffee break, everyone enjoys.

The energy and money we put into these elections, just for them to say, let's wait and see and fuck you. And asking for money right now!! Before I block them, I let them know they're fucking grifting cowards and piss off. I'm done with them. I can really appreciate why people choose not to vote at all. My daughter's group didn't like Biden or Shitpants.

They sell us out. Clinton sold us out repeatedly. We should have Universal Healthcare, not privatized Obamacare. They allowed our voting rights to become a privilege, not a guaranteed right. They are performance circus carnies. With the limited exceptions, as you pointed out. I'm done. I will never give them a dollar or 10 seconds of my time again. They're going to watch it burn. So be it. I know who the Republicans are. They don't hide it. And neoliberal Democrats are their first cousins.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Schiff has always been a limp noodle, Luke warm in his opposition. I was so disappointed when Katie Porter didn’t win the primary. Due to some chicanery by the Schiff campaign.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Please don't use rape references. It feeds the wackos who don't understand that anal sex is not a punishment.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Fetterman got paid off, pure and simple. Shitgibbon is Apartheid Clyde's smoke screen. What's being done to those servers is what's important.

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Abbi's avatar

Or threatened. Who knows what the mobster-in-chief has on anybody.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

She's a QUNT 😉

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Doc Blase''s avatar

He was once; it's apparent he's flipped out.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I have to wonder WHO he really was. HOW can a person change that drastically? When he was treated for depression, did someone switch out his meds when he was discharged? Did he have too much ECT?

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Lisa59's avatar

Amy Klobuchar wants to reach across the aisle and hug it out. Right after the election, she was working on legislation to make the eagle the national bird. Cognitive dissonance is in the water.

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kdsherpa's avatar

YOU. HAVE. GOT. TO. BE. KIDDING. ME.

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Derek Smith's avatar

See a pair of bald eagles on the nest (there are three eggs now) here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L2nfGcuE

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

She's a TRUNT. And a stupid "C."

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Try a Yiddish word that bears the same meaning Susan:Klafte!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Worse ! A Shiksa ! 😳

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Anne Whitney's avatar

Cunt. I have no problem calling Nancy mace a cunt.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏. I can’t find ONE redeeming quality in that bitch.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

It fits her perfectly.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Fetterman WAS a good guy. That's what is so disheartening. I lived on the east side of Pittsburgh while he was mayor of Braddock, a town going through terrible times, and he was awesome.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It was him or Dr. Oz… I just loved John. 😩

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Teri's avatar

Susan, I hate the "c" word too. But in my head, I 'm muttering it. How long till we throw it out there as our anger overflows? JFC.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I hear ya. 🤦‍♀️. It’s a term of last resort.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Yeah, not a fan of using derogatory term for a woman's genitals.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

It's accurate because it's so nasty.

Careless people, I'm thinking of the book by F.Scott Fitzgerald.

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Chris Ortolano's avatar

Fascism! Now with colonial imperialism! It seem to me I've seen this movie before, and it never ends well for the colonizer. While trump spouted his Bullshit; Netanyahu sat there grinning like the cat that ate the canary.

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Dave Drell's avatar

He knows he can manipulate the butthead.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

What I found so utterly disgusting was how the demon spawn of Satan was going on about how destroyed Gaza is and how terrible it is there and it’s leveled and there’s nothing left. What in the actual fuck with the guy who perpetrated these heinous crimes the entire time standing right next to you? Netanyahu is a fucking 𝕎𝕒𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝.

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Ingrid Robertshaw's avatar

Modern COLONIZERS! TRUMP & NETANYAHU. TWO CRUEL HUMAN BEINGS who don't mind BULLDOZING HUMANITY.

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Linda Weide's avatar

The word genocide has not been used, but I have been saying this is the USs Nazi moment, made very clear by our acting president Elon Musk.

This morning Heather Cox Richardson said that Trump is doddering and many not have a clear idea of what Musk is up to as he is given Executive Orders to sign. I say, Impeach and Imprison Trump. Put him in El Salvador so he can try out the space he wants to put immigrants and US citizens in. I also say, Deport Musk, and send him to El Salvador or back to South Africa.

In fact, given that South Africa has a war crime claim against Netanyahu, I wonder what crimes can they charge Musk with after he doomed millions of children in Africa to die by withdrawing USAID!

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Polly Sears's avatar

I totally agree. I wrote last night that T looked ill, tired, his eyes were manic. Time for impeachment. I wonder if that would free some of the cowardly Republicans ?

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Doc Blase''s avatar

It would not, they are beyond hope or redemption, including Fetterman who has gone off what rocker he once had.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

His eyes looked even more demented than usual.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Here is Heather Cox Richardson today discussing him.

https://youtu.be/6IkzlB8gLzY?si=RoS9dX-UGahqBj3c

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Janet's avatar

Done!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Obstruct and block everything in the Senate, and the House, impeach Dumpty every week. Imprisoning him is impossible, due to Extreme Court's ruling.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Nothing is impossible. When I was a child it was understood a Black man could not be president. Then we had Barack Obama. So, now nothing is out of reach.

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Lois Henry's avatar

Except maybe a Black woman?

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Wendymae's avatar

Or a white woman.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Exactly. There will be no women in power in the US at all if we do not stop this craziness. Jay Kuo talks about the lawsuit against Musk that he thinks has the nest chance right now.

https://open.substack.com/pub/statuskuo/p/can-musk-be-stopped?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

And we should be calling particularly Republicans in Congress, and letting them know that you are angry and upset about the illegal behavior of Musk and his minions, and to block Russell Vought.

Also, here is an impeach Trump petition. Sign and share it please.

https://www.change.org/p/initiate-the-impeachment-process-against-donald-trump-f7fd95a1-bf99-4f93-bb1e-9aef6832c0ed?recruiter=321358055&recruited_by_id=dbde7a00-1547-11e5-8e90-636ededf513a&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_medium=copylink&utm_content=cl_sharecopy_490398377_en-US%3A4

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Linda Weide's avatar

Except maybe nothing if we don't get rid of the criminal running our country now.

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Douglas's avatar

Apologies Doc....but far from obstructing, EVERY cabinet nominee is being approved AND even getting some Dem votes. Americans don't take Dems serious anymore. Sad

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Nonetheless impeach now international and domestic illegality are plentiful could also get GOP support!

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SeekingReason's avatar

Linda, I’m on board with this plan

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Dave Drell's avatar

A Jew hater and a Jew who hates.

Wow- humanity has fallen flat on its face.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Exactly, well said Ingrid!!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Both criminals who need to stay in power to avoid prison

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Linda Weide's avatar

It has been said that Gaza might be Trump gaslighting Denmark about Greenland. The EU is getting ready to go into Greenland and "defend" it. So, in case the EU forgot about the might of the US military, why not intimidate them and Panama so that they can see what they might be in for. Trump is big on gaslighting. Well, the Ayatollah already has a 1 mil price on Trump's head, what do you think it will be now?

Also, why does Jared Kushner have a Hitler haircut? All he needs is the right mustache and salute and you won't be able to tell them apart. He can imitate his hero Musk!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

A Million $$$ on Trumps head. Is there a Go Fund Me set up where contributions can be made?

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Jodi Richard's avatar

I’m right there with you Susan. Can we add Elon to it and get a twofer?

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Linda Weide's avatar

I imagine others might want to add Elon to it. I presume the Ayatollah might feel that way about Jared Kirshner too. He is the one who told his father in law to develop Gaza as real estate.

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kdsherpa's avatar

YES!!! I'm even willing to DOUBLE the price!

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Linda Weide's avatar

If Trump eradicates Gaza and removes the people, then I think the Ayatollah will up that price. I read it in Spy Talk, but I see here in Al Jazeerah that it is up to 3 million. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/1/21/iranian-mp-puts-3m-bounty-on-president-donald-trumps-head

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kdsherpa's avatar

That's peanuts!

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kdsherpa's avatar

OK, Susan! I FINALLY laughed. Good work.

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Abena N's avatar

Don’t forget muskrat…

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Cathy 98280's avatar

This is where my paranoia comes in - are “they” watching who writes/comments on “taking out” a certain person? 😳😳😳😳

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Lisa59's avatar

I don't give a shit. Fucking Nazis.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

I’m glad you said that. 😊

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Only their algorithms -- remember, they've decimated the FBI and given buyout offers to CIA employees. Actual terrorists know this. And when Shiites and Sunis line up against the U.S. and fuckhole Israel ("the enemy of my enemy is my friend"), Trump's resort plans for Gaza will literally go up in smoke.

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Gina's avatar

something, alas, to keep in mind when we're blowing off steam

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Careful Susan.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Far be it for me to stifle free speech but I just don’t know about that one specifically.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

The Ayatollah started it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Dave Drell's avatar

only a million$$$???

Up that x10 and include Muskrat .

up it by x100 and Putin would take care of it.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well said Linda, misdirection is always a great plan, Trumps lacks the intelligence for it, but his coterie of miscreants are doing it now!!

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Linda Weide's avatar

But, he has the instincts for it. I cannot even imagine how sick his childhood might have been to create a person with such a knack for subterfuge!

And, all the MAGAs are defending him because they bought into the Musk and Trump lines that it might hurt at first, like destroying our government to line Musk's pockets even more isn't a full measure of maniacal insanity.

This is what Goebbels used to tell the Germans as they got them into a war that Hitler promised he would not, all the while knowing that he was planning to.

Two years ago when I said Trump reminds me of Hitler, someone whose parents had immigrated from Germany like my mom did chided me on trivializing the experiences of the Holocaust. Mark my words, what Trump has planned for non-White, non-Asian immigrants and citizens of the US is going to look a lot like that. Let El Salvadorian prisons do the killing is what he is doing. It is said that people that go into the El Salvadorian prisons don't come out. So, what is the misdirection from?

Also, I would like to deport Musk back to South Africa.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

DISTRACTIONS !!!!!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Misdirection is the name of the game I’m watching unfold Kristy, but I love logical and creative thinking!!

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Linda Weide's avatar

Today we were discussing how Gaza might just be Trump gaslighting Europe over Greenland, and Panama, by making them think that Trump will go to war on people. However, if it is just that then it is to distract from the Treasury dept. But while people are freaking out about Musk and his minions and Gaza, they are preparing to dismantle the Dept of Education. So, you cannot fully take your eye off the ball, but I had a friend who was focusing on the tariffs. I said do not focus on tariffs, focus on big picture actions.

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Tess's avatar

The fucking nerve of this administration…..Trump, King of the World! What the actual fuck????????????

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

King STUPID.

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JsuttraL's avatar

We will “do a job with it”. Anyone care to guess what kind of a job?

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Lucius's avatar

A shitty one, just like everything else trump touches.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Trump is the distraction. Musk is the destruction.

And boy howdy, are they good at it.

Ifvthis crackpot scheme goes forward, can you imagine the infiltration of the construction crews by Hamas, Hezbollah, ISIS, Al Qaeda, Talisman. The "Riviera" could be pre-wired for bombs, they can dig new tunnels. And with this "everybody out" shit? It's practically a terrorist job fair; no telling how many they could recruit.8

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James Stanley's avatar

this is exactly correct. As Meiselis says, WMD. Weapons of Mass Distraction as he loots the treasury and changes out the whole government with his acolytes

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’ve been in this camp since witnessing what happened with twitter Susan, what we are seeing in front of our noses, is the misdirection, to what’s going on behind the curtain!!

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Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Definitely. Where is Sasquatch VP Vance? Doing dirty work no doubt.

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KayinLa's avatar

PLEASE call your senators and tell them to stop confirming anyone for this corrupt administration. We need to take a page outta Moscow Mitch's playbook and stop everything in the senate. NO business a usual. Block, obstruct and get loud about the coup happening right in front of us!

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Gail Dragoo's avatar

I was appalled to find out how many Dems just voted on a Trump nominee, Doug Collins for Sec’y of veterans Affairs. 22 of them including mine in Arizona. What the hell?

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Your Arizona senators have not done well in these confirmations. Tell them, because I already did, when they asked me for money last week.

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Derek Smith's avatar

OBAMA asked me for money over the weekend.

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Derek Smith's avatar

I just got an email from Kamala Harris asking for a Benjamin to support the DNC.

🙄

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Cathy 98280's avatar

THAT shitweasel is why we’re here now. God damn him to hell and back! Totally agree with everything you said.

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Douglas's avatar

Which one (weasel)??

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Cathy 98280's avatar

That would be Yurtle McTurtle, aka Moscow Mitch, or Elaine Chao’s husband.

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Brad Yazell's avatar

WTF is with Fetterman? Was he just a wolf in a hoodie, gym sweats and tennis shoes all along?

One day, and that day can't come soon enough, this will all be over. I hope I'm still alive to see it.

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

Fetterman played us!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Fetterman played a lot of hopefuls, but he came as advertised to many Mary!!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

I think he's gone nucking futs.

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Jessica Moats's avatar

Yup. Donated to his campaign multiples times because of what he supposedly stood for even though I am in FL. Maybe campaign donations to a candidate who provably flips 180 degrees on their campaign promises should be refundable? Then I suppose Maggats might definitely want refunds for egg prices.

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KL Pierce's avatar

Can he be recalled?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

There is no procedure for recalling federal Representatives or Senators.

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Gary's avatar

Arrest musk, trump, and all of the coup criminals, NOW. Is it a coup? If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck......OUR police and military need to counteract this coup, NOW. Illegal activity gives them the authority, IMHO.

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

South Korea did it, and we should too.

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Gary's avatar

Exactly what I said to Mrs. Spouse this morning. Thank you, Mary.

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Will Gerard's avatar

This might be exactly why they're trying to purge the FBI and CIA. There are many in the intelligence agencies who agree with you.

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Gary's avatar

Well put, Gerard. Thanks for your reply.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Every morning I ask so is TODAY the day the SWAT team storms the White House and at least drags Eloon and his playpen of Musketeers out by their ears?

Well?

We're waaaiitinnng!!!.....

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Cathy 98280's avatar

I have been wondering about our military folks - I know General Milley is no longer “around,” but are there others like him who would rather be pro-USA than being pro-trump? Ya’ know, pro Constitution rather than pro-coup?

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Congress is helpless, justice department and FBI are in the midst of chaos and crisis… the only solution is the D. C. Police, that’s unlikely Gary. This coup was a much more complex planned attack on democracy, with a mass of complicit players involved. What will remain of this republic will be determined by our actions and those of our courts!

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Will Gerard's avatar

With all due respect, we really don't know what the 'only solution' is, as these are extraordinary times. Imagine the tens of thousands of people working in our intelligence agencies who have spent their careers (some of them risking their lives) as patriots, supporters of the constitution, and defenders against nations that would love to weaken the United States. Many of them won't go quietly. I have no idea what they can do, or if they can do it, but I guarantee that many of them are on it, and have been on it throughout their careers. This is why Trump is moving so quickly.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Correct. Who has authority over the military? Commander-in-Chief...? Congress? (Oh, Holy Mike Johnson...?) They'd probably call out the National Guard to combat the DC Police. Who would command the DC Police, for that matter? What would actually hurt them? Pulling $$$ out of the stock market in mass.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Uh, don't expect LEOs to help. They are MAGAts.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I. can't. breathe.

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

Fetterman has to go.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Too bad Conor Lamb didn't have the recognition and catch the voters' attention like the hulking Fetterman did. Lamb is a Marine Corp veteran, former Assistant US Attorney, a great candidate. And I'm sure he wouldn't be a turncoat like you know who.

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Mary A. Rose's avatar

I liked Kenyatta.

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Karen Hall's avatar

Just called his office in PHL. Again. Turncoat.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Fetterman, the new Manchin/Sinema

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Gail Dragoo's avatar

When I saw this horse shit about Gaza on the BbC this morning, my first thought was that he’s going to get us into a war in the Middle East.

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Abena N's avatar

A war? This is more like a feeding frenzy and it won’t end until someone snatches the tablecloth, or yanks his fat ass from the table.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Glad I don’t have any kids who’ll be drafted to hold rifles on the workers putting up this proposed gaudy asshole-garage

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The gaudy asshole-garage has a ring to it.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

If not there, then Panama, Greenland, California. He's itching for lots of others who do not have bone spurs to go get killed for a lie.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

But, but, he's the Anti War Unpresident 🙄😮‍💨

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Possibly, the Saudi’s won’t have any of this idiocy Gail, but they do have Kuch!!

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Peter's avatar

Emperor Dumbass thinks cleaning up Gaza will get him a Nobel Prize. It's more likely to get him an arrest warrant from the ICC, not that he cares. But seriously, 10 days into the job and Rubio has turned himself into a laughing stock. Not one serious world leader will deal with him because they know he is nothing more than the Emperor's sock puppet. These assholes have burned America's place in the world to the ground in less than a month.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Rubio is a hypocrite christian, but his problem is he's not WHITE.

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Gina's avatar

he's not? Latino, but of the top-layer Euro Cubans, I thought - huh, Nazis used to check birth certificates; we're advanced and will test with DNA..........

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

He does a good imitation of a white guy.

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